6 chapters across the catalog
Long-term Listenership, Viscount JB and Sir Michael
Viscount JB of the Chesapeake Bay recounts discovering the show after hearing Adam Curry on the Howard Stern Show in 2010. Sir Michael, "Knight of the Pipe," and "Sandy the Knight who says Ni" express how the show saved their sanity during the pandemic. The segment includes a request for the "dogs in the stroller" jingle to be played at the end of the broadcast.
Show Production Update and Birthday Celebrations
The hosts thank the hundreds of listeners still present in the "troll room" after seven and a half hours of live broadcasting. Production details are shared regarding a backup recording provided by Darren O'Neill after a technical oversight. The segment transitions to celebrating the birthday of a listener from the Chesapeake Bay area.
The 1,100-foot cargo ship Ever Forward remained stuck in the Chesapeake Bay for 24 days after running aground outside the Port of Baltimore. Owned by Evergreen Marine Corporation—the same company involved in the 2021 Suez Canal blockage—the ship required extensive offloading of 5,000 containers. The company invoked "general average" maritime law, requiring cargo owners to share the cost of freeing the vessel.
Tangier Island Erosion, Sea Level Rise Skepticism
The Mayor of Tangier Island in the Chesapeake Bay disputes claims that his island is disappearing due to sea level rise, attributing the land loss to centuries of natural erosion. Despite a phone call from President Trump and warnings from scientists that the island has lost two-thirds of its land, the Mayor insists the water level remains the same as it was in 1970. He states he will only believe in sea level rise when he sees it with his own eyes.
Executive Producer Donations, Baronetcy Upgrades
Several high-level donors were recognized for their financial support, including an anonymous contributor from Athens, Georgia, who gave $686. Sir JB of Clarksville, Maryland, upgraded his title to Baron of the Chesapeake Bay after a significant donation. The segment included "de-douching" ceremonies for new contributors and specific requests for the "roundtable" menu, including Maryland crab cakes.
During a Q&A for his film "An Inconvenient Sequel," Al Gore is confronted by the Mayor of Tangier Island, a commercial crabber who claims the water levels have not changed since 1970. Gore attributes the island's disappearance to erosion caused by climate change, while the Mayor insists it is natural wave action. The hosts compare Gore's rhetorical style to that of a televangelist like Jim Baker.
