Topic: Stroller

The Taliban reversed a pledge to allow girls above the sixth grade to return to school in Afghanistan, a move the hosts jokingly blame on Joe Biden. The episode ends with a series of audio mixes, including a "Dog in the Stroller" song requested by a donor and a compilation of Kamala Harris's "passage of time" speech. The hosts sign off with their traditional "Adios Mofos" as the music plays out.

The show concludes with the hosts signing off from Austin and Silicon Valley. A final anecdote describes a woman in Austin wearing a mask outdoors while pushing two dogs in a baby stroller, which is cited as an example of the "out of control" social behavior resulting from the pandemic. The segment ends with a mix of listener-submitted audio and the standard sign-off.

A story about a narcotics dog that was originally a puppy used for drug smuggling leads to a discussion about the "plague of dogs" in urban areas. The hosts argue that millennials are increasingly substituting children with dogs, treating them like humans by using strollers and taking them into restaurants. They challenge the audience to provide evidence of this trend occurring outside of liberal strongholds like Austin and San Francisco.

Adam Curry recounts observing a stressed father at the airport struggling with a baby and gear, contrasting it with a "local lesbians" sighting in Berkeley where a man pushed a stroller while two women walked ahead. The segment also acknowledges a successful "No Agenda" listener meetup in Clarkston, Michigan.

An anecdote from a shoeshine stand at Second and Market in San Francisco highlights a trend of older, larger children being pushed in robust, all-terrain strollers. The shoeshine operator, a long-time resident originally from New Orleans, observed that children who are capable of walking are being coddled. The hosts agree that this trend toward "lazy kids" is visible in both the United States and the United Kingdom.