Topic: Street Canvassers

An anecdote describes an encounter with Planned Parenthood canvassers on 2nd Street in Austin. The host details a "social engineering" tactic used by the canvassers involving an introductory handshake to stop pedestrians. To counter this, the host suggests a "psych" maneuver where one pulls their hand away at the last second to maintain momentum while walking.

The military training exercise "Jade Helm 15" has sparked concerns in Texas about a potential federal takeover. The hosts compare the "blending in" tactics of Special Forces to an anecdote about agoraphobics being sent to grocery stores as therapy. The segment also covers humorous ways to avoid street canvassers by claiming to "hate" the cause they are promoting.