Topic: Social Secretary

A tribute video for Hillary Clinton's tenure as Secretary of State is mocked for its campaign-like production. Media commentators describe her as a "young woman" despite her being 66 and eligible for Social Security. The hosts view the video and subsequent media coverage as the beginning of her 2016 presidential run.

President Obama's appointment of Jeremy Bernard as the first male and openly gay White House Social Secretary is discussed. The hosts characterize the move as a stereotypical appointment intended to appease the gay community following frustrations over "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." They argue the media framing of the appointment is insulting and reductive.

The hosts review a report from the Canada Free Press alleging that First Lady Michelle Obama has a staff of over 20 people. They read through various titles, including multiple deputies and social secretaries, jokingly suggesting this is the administration's actual method of job creation.

The transition of the Kennedy legacy is explored as Ted Kennedy's career nears its end. Additionally, the hosts discuss the strategic move of appointing Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State to remove her as a potential political threat in the Senate.