56:54 bake up some numbers actually creating a job is a whole different. I see reports on recovery dot gov, you know 1,000 jobs here 400 jobs there. Ooh! A small business in some backwoods place has created 30 jobs but at the opening of Monday's White House press conference which is led by that what we call the potential cokehead Gibbs He starts off by allowing this guy, Jared Bernstein to talk about how the recovery bill... it's kind of a long clip but I just want you to listen to him stumble and fumble and bumble trying to explain how 230 billion dollars has saved or created some jobs. And actually i got the first bit
57:47 where Gibbs talked most of this. What he said? Before we get started with our regular scheduled programming. Yeah, this is like a show the guy thinks he's doing a TV show He's like before you wait wait let me play that again I knew it i knew you'd love it First of all he was like good morning good afternoon how are ya doin everybody before we get started with our regular schedule You gotta make sure you can't be breathing through your nose No you can't everybody because im doing a couple lines in the back there Before we start up with our regularly scheduled programming I've got a little bit of message for yall
58:25 Good morning, I should say. Sorry, I'm used to doing this in the afternoon. Before we get started with our regularly scheduled programming... Jared Bernstein It's like could it be any more clear that this is a show? The show it's about to start but first We have some Psyops for you. I'm surprised they don't bring out some guy that Come on audience, bring it up! Who knows? You know what we don't know they don't. We don't see that part maybe there is a guy banging his script against his hand like okay let's test the applause sign. We are here to discuss the report that was released this morning on the jobs saved under recovery plan So I looked for the report on the job saved under the recovery plan and i couldn't find it
59:11 It's certainly not on the homepage of that $18 million website recovery.gov You know they got lots of they even have a little box there data data data data We're supplying you with lots of data But you can't actually figure anything out and there's no report on the job saved notice Gibbs doesn't say saved or created but then Jaron Bernstein comes on and talks about saved in creating teachers, so I'm gonna turn it over to Teachers, the educational system is getting shafted. There's nothing being saved or created Here he is, Jared Bernstein. How'd you save it? Hello! Preliminary reviews of risk... Right okay right off the bat preliminary reviews. Recipient reporting data from state governments on educational spending through the American Reinvestment and Recovery Act show that at least 250 thousand educational jobs have been saved or created thus far John help me
1:00:12 Tell me this is crap. It's unbelievable it goes on and wait by the way, I'm gonna reiterate this and I've noticed it by Everybody who comes in speaks for Obama? In fact, they said got a couple clubs We're not going to play this week but it's the same thing that keep how pounding on the same energy health and education and Education seems to be getting screwed cry out of what we're going to do and they should have focused on it from the beginning instead of these scams. Well, they heard you and so we've interrupted our regularly scheduled programming to bring you an update about how 250 thousand jobs were saved or created. Hey Bernstein which one was it dude? Saved?
1:00:54 Or created. And by the way, this is bullshit information because it's preliminary. Why don't you just give me the freaking data? Well no they want to- when you use the word preliminary data and somebody finally does their research and gets real numbers then you can throw that in there face. Yeah of course! By the way, this is the guy talking to the White House press corps. This is what will be filtered into your 6 o'clock news, your morning newspaper... This is propaganda right here! The Ministry of Truth brings you this special bulletin. ...views through the recipient reporting process as many of you probably know from some reports at the end of last week
1:01:39 We're engaged in what is clearly the most transparent and accountable treatment of a government program that really has ever, I think been seen heretofore. What? Yeah! No, I love this so as most of you know in other words You should know this if you don't know this you are a bad journalist. You have not done your homework This is the most transparent process ever Go ahead John The guy's an idiot. Keep playing. These are recipient data coming in from the states, from Democrats and Republicans it's truly a bipartisan report on the progress of... What is bipartisan report? You're just supposed to hand us the data douchebag! ...recovery act is making so far before I turn uh the podium over... When is statistics bipartisan?!
1:02:32 It's meaningless, this is propaganda. This guy is Jared Bernstein Goebbels. These are direct jobs now. Oh, direct jobs? Okay John, we're gonna find out! Direct jobs it's something very important please write this down I think i've spoken to this group oh and if you don't remember this well you're a dick This is NLP This is absolute mind control I think I have spoken to this group If you didn't hear that well you weren't part of the groups You want to be part of the groups so you gotta just take as fact
1:03:20 before about this point, direct jobs are jobs that are directly created and funded through spending in the recovery act. In this case for example think about an educator saved because he says created? Yep! And the same sentence he says saved yeah which is it state budget would have had to undergo cuts that would have enforced a layoff. That lay off has been avoided in these cases. Okay, so first he says direct jobs are jobs created by jobs being saved because cuts didn't have to happen? That's what he is saying through Recovery Act spending
1:04:03 Direct jobs are only part of the story. Indirect jobs... Ooh, this is the best! John can I hire you for an indirect job? Anytime yeah i'll give you an indirect paycheck. ...occur when that teacher who otherwise would have been laid off goes shopping and was able to... What?! Yeah this is the beauty of it so because we saved a job The teacher- We save more jobs because that teacher has to go shopping And so that's so because she goes shopping which he has to do anyway She's saving jobs by doing so and the administration is counting it So they're saving Walmart jobs because they saved a teacher job spend Income earnings that she otherwise would and by the way, a teacher is always as she just say you know these guys are
1:04:55 dicks and have had that creates more economic activity the point is that these two hundred fifty thousand jobs of preliminary reporting on on these jobs saved to do when in notice did the voice to win fifty thousand jobs are created are a subset even though this part of me recovery act uh... the law requires for the recovery actor requires that uh... this is this is great Listen to the reporting requirements of this transparent government, the most transparent in history! This more detailed reporting from recipients is made on about a third of the spending. It's about $276 billion of the 787 billion dollar act
1:05:36 It's about $150 billion that has already been put to work through September 30th and subject to reporting this quarter. The recipients are only asked to report the direct job impact as I noted. Let me finish off by just talking about... What did he just say? As far as I can tell he's just babbling on with, he has a list of words and he just reads them. The headlines are 250 thousand jobs saved or created that is the headline thats all he wants you to remember and if your weren't apart from all these other briefings that he reminds you that i think i told you then your a douche
1:06:11 how this maps on to the other work that, for example our Council of Economic Advisors have done generating the estimate that we've saved or created about a million jobs. Oh jeez! A million millions jobs? We're already a third of the way there John So far That estimate includes both direct and indirect jobs. There you go, so that million jobs includes both direct and indirect jobs I mean you cannot cook the...I can see myself going to our board of directors and saying look we made a million dollars but just so you know that's like 100 thousand we actually made in a million that's coming It's coming because it is indirect money.
1:07:16 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 250 thousand jobs, blah, blah, blah, so just to be clear... Oh shit I gotta pay attention now. Activities that are out there in the field creating economic activity so far So just to be clear preliminary recipient data thats coming into the independent recovery and accountability the rap board recovery accountability what was that thing called again? what was that thing we shoved through congress? oh yeah, that thing transparency Preliminary data coming into the board from recipients shows 250,000 education jobs saved or created. This is a subset of the 1 million jobs saved or created thus far through the Act leaving us solidly on track to accomplish our stated goal of saving or creating 3 and half million jobs. So they way they're doing it we could have
1:08:15 50% unemployment and it'd be a huge success Yeah, because we've saved or created the other you know 50 percent of who are actually still employed exactly What a crock but this is what that was given to as a special bulletin Interrupting our regularly scheduled programming. This is what the press is fed and the press just sits there and goes oh and the hey, and then it's like so just to be clear. Oh let me wake up for a second 250 thousand jobs well million jobs oh my god is awesome that is so awesome we're doing great yeah Obama yeah jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs Canada free press reports Michelle Obama has more than 20 servants