Topic: Snortastain

A formal knighthood is bestowed upon a listener known as Snortastain, who is recognized for his consistent financial support of the show. Residing near the North Pole, the newly dubbed Sir Snortastain requested a playing of the national anthem to mark the occasion. The ceremony concludes with the hosts welcoming him to the "No Agenda Roundtable."

The hosts establish a new rule that "karma" requests now require a minimum donation of $62, based on a "karmic debt" calculation. Producer Craig shares a testimonial about how show karma improved his business, and Snortastain provides updates from the North Pole.