Topic: Sashes

Sir Kevin McLaughlin, the Earl of Luna, is nearing the rank of Duke within the No Agenda peerage system. He inquired about the protocol for wearing ceremonial sashes and medals, which the hosts confirmed is permitted if photographic proof is provided. McLaughlin also requested to claim "the ever-radiant Saul" (the sun) as his new ducal territory, a request currently under review by the Peerage Committee.

The hosts conduct a lengthy thank-you segment for donors under the $50 "anonymity" line and those in the "Mile High Club." Banter ensues regarding the Dutch town of Zwijndrecht and Adam Curry's new sash. They reiterate that the show is entirely listener-supported and free from the pharmaceutical advertising that compromises mainstream news.

The formal knighting of several high-value donors takes place, including Sir Blake and Sir Kevin Dills. The segment reinforces the "value-for-value" model, where listeners provide financial support in exchange for executive producer credits that can be used on professional profiles like LinkedIn. A correction is also issued for a missed Father's Day shout-out for Brett Harris.

A final round of producer donations includes a significant contribution from Grand Duke Stephen Pelsbacher of Belgium and France. The segment also features a discussion on handmade sashes and medals created by Dame Melody Mann for the show's hosts. These items are intended to be used during formal "knighting" ceremonies, further developing the show's internal culture and listener engagement.

The hosts discuss the militarization of the European Union, highlighting a ceremony in Strasbourg involving Eurocorps and the EU flag. They listen to head of protocol François Brunagel explain the history of EU symbols like the anthem and the Euro. Dvorak and Curry are particularly fascinated by the official sashes worn by Members of the European Parliament (MEPs), which are available for purchase online.

The hosts perform a "Black Knight" knighthood ceremony for Maxwell Finn for his $1,000 contribution. They revisit the idea of wearing official EU sashes to formal events like the opera to command respect. Curry suggests that his wife Mickey could make custom sashes for the show's knights.

The NFL is facing a surge in Adderall-related suspensions, including New York Giants player Tyler Sash, who tested positive for the stimulant. The use of amphetamines for performance enhancement has a long history, dating back to Benzedrine use on Navy ships during World War II and opium use in ancient armies. Current regulations allow players with pre-existing ADHD diagnoses to use the drug, leading to a trend of athletes seeking medical exemptions before entering professional leagues.

A brief examination of graduation photos from the University of Heidelberg reveals that some European universities do use caps and gowns, though they often feature colorful sashes instead of the standard American style. The hosts clarify that while the attire is similar, the cultural atmosphere and speeches differ from American commencements.