Topic: Purell

Songs describe the "low IQ" behavior of hoarding hand sanitizer and toilet paper while hiding in bunkers in anticipation of martial law. News reports document physical altercations over supplies at Woolworths and other grocery stores. The segment concludes with a parody song expressing strong animosity toward the Chinese Communist Party and leader Xi Jinping regarding the virus's origin.

The upcoming No Agenda meetup in Las Vegas has 70 confirmed attendees. Organizers state they will not wear masks but will use hand sanitizer and respect individual choices regarding social distancing. The discussion emphasizes that for healthy individuals without comorbidities, the virus is manageable through supplements like quercetin and zinc, and does not justify the destruction of livelihoods.

The episode concludes with a musical montage satirizing the pandemic, including songs about hoarding toilet paper and Purell. The hosts sign off with their traditional "Adios, mofos" as the mix transitions into a compilation of media clips regarding the "Kung Flu" naming controversy.

Retail data shows that while meat and water are being cleared from shelves, consumers are largely avoiding "Beyond Meat" products and Dasani bottled water. In one high-profile case, a man was blocked from eBay for attempting to price-gouge 17,000 bottles of hand sanitizer. Observers note that even in a crisis, certain products like vegan meat alternatives remain unpopular, suggesting a potential red flag for investors in those sectors.

News reports from ABC and CNN regarding a "disturbing trend" of teenagers distilling hand sanitizer to get drunk are characterized as a PR push for foam-based sanitizers. While reports claim nearly a dozen teenagers in Southern California were hospitalized, the narrative is viewed as a marketing strategy potentially funded by retailers like Walmart or manufacturers. The University of California in San Francisco is identified as a source for the research fueling these media segments.