Topic: Woolworths

Songs describe the "low IQ" behavior of hoarding hand sanitizer and toilet paper while hiding in bunkers in anticipation of martial law. News reports document physical altercations over supplies at Woolworths and other grocery stores. The segment concludes with a parody song expressing strong animosity toward the Chinese Communist Party and leader Xi Jinping regarding the virus's origin.

Boxing Day in the UK saw thousands of shoppers storming stores like Selfridges for deep discounts as the retail sector faces a crisis. Woolworths is officially going out of business, resulting in 27,000 job losses and the liquidation of all store fixtures, including employee lockers. Analysts expect 15 more major retail chains to fail within the next six months.

The bankruptcy of Woolworths in the United Kingdom marks a significant cultural shift, as the "five and dime" store model has been largely replaced by big-box retailers. Originally an American concept from 1908, Woolworths became a staple for music and household goods in the UK. The decline of similar chains like Kresge and Zayre's in the US is noted as part of the transition to modern discount department stores.