Pharmacy in a Fruit

00:00 I swallowed the slide whistle. Enjoying my sustainable slavery here at Camp MoFo in the capital of the drone star state, Austin Tejas. In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and from northern Silicon Valley where it's raining I'm John C. Dvorak Alright man what happened with the war on chicken dude? What about it? It turned into the war on mad cow Well the chicken thing wasn't working out This is a big...I'm like WHAT?!

00:47 How can that? They can't be like doing that. It was the war on chicken now the war on chicken will return they've been busted I finally got a clue it was just all PETA always bitching about everything Actually think I found out what that was about okay, the war on chicken Theme because maybe last time we get to play it that's right and let's say let's do that right now Chicken I've become so overly sensitive to these PR moves now that everything i see is like, oh there's got to be a PR move! I gotta go check it out. And so here's what came up on this one So this uh... for those of you who didn't know It probably was worldwide news Oh we've got the mad cow disease in America

01:42 And, uh... Mad cow! Mad cow. Mad cow. Mad cow." They showed the crazy cow with it chewing with his tongue out the side of its face which is the international symbol for mad cow Right? And it's like oh this is horrible and this cow was discovered at Baker Commodities. And Baker Commodities doesn't take- doesn't make cow meat for human consumption If you look at baker commodities.com, they take basically dead animals who are already dead and they process them into biodiesel leather jackets is literally on their website They've got a little flower sticking out of a petrol tank that's your that's your bio That's your dead cow biodiesel They've got hides and see some leather jackets yellow grease

02:31 Which is, uh... What's that? Some kind of cooking oil I guess. Tallow! It's not used for cooking No no it's tallow but they also have yellow grease What's yellow grease? I don't know. I don't like this it's like pink slime Yellow grease is the product produced from the recycling of used cooking oil that is utilized as a high energy feed additive We see a bunch of very happy chickens in the picture anyway, so this has nothing to do with with the human food chain apparently, as they say. And things happen really quickly so first it was like, oh mad cow! Mad cow! Mad cow! Mad cow! Mad cow! Mad cow! Show the picture of a mad cow! And then it's like don't worry about it. It had bovine disease inherent that happens. Don't worry about it then... Hold on a second

03:28 Maybe you could do a cartoon voice. That bit you do with the blah, blah, blah is actually quite amusing and very cartoonish. Okay well I'll start auditioning for that. Looking at our production numbers today I might have to Yes we're below the minimum But then here's what caught my eye and I'm aware of this. South Korea then says, oh we're no more meat from America! And we know from Uncle Don that the beef import thing in South Korea is a big deal right? It's a huge just they're very proud that they grow their own beef and eat them their own beef it's a high quality product and they are very reluctant to get involved in the world trade of carcasses

04:12 of dead things. So they, so they had two big supermarkets said no more American beef we don't trust it and literally 24 hours maybe 30 hours later oh it's okay we're back on! We're good with the beef from America I'm like wait a minute... so I go searching around. Someone was pulling strings on that one yeah someone must have been and then I read you know in all these uh I'm not really good at the charts I'm gonna ask you to take a look at this um Read you know like analyses of this and some Pete some people saying oh, this is not a food health and safety issue This is a political financial issue. I'm like okay the South Korea pulls lot of weight with the cattle futures And here's the report I get from Bloomberg and maybe I'm misunderstanding what's written here cattle futures rebounded from a nine-month low

05:06 as countries from Canada to Japan said they will continue to import American beef after the US reported its first case of mad cow disease in six years. So apparently, and if you look at the chart we see that the cattle futures were down and I guess if you were to manipulate these markets which... And there's a lot of high frequency trading in cattle futures as well What I understand that oh, well they see it everywhere that there's not the point okay So I could be wrong on this But is it possible that these and you see so much volume like a lot of volume just before the beginning of a question You haven't asked yet. Is yes It was manipulated

05:52 I'm reminded of a couple that over the last couple days PBS has been playing all these great stories to part like four hours of the bankers crash and especially on the 29th stock market crash. And there was a clip which is kind of relates to this in an odd way about how the market was manipulated in the 20's. Uh-huh? And I've got this 1920 stock market game clip and at very first, the clip I missed but it... The guy said he saw about the reporters that worked for all the major newspapers and how they were bribed into writing stories to get this to play the game but play the clip. The financial journals who want to take This includes reports from Wall Street Journal New York Times, The Herald Tribune you name it

06:34 So if you were a pool operator, you'd call your friend at the Times and say look Charlie there's an envelope waiting for you here. And we think that perhaps you should write something nice about RCA. And Charlie would write something nice about RCA. A publicity man called A Newton Plummer had cancelled checks from practically every major journalist in New York City then they would begin to what was called painting the tape and they would make the stock look exciting. They would trade among themselves, and you'd see these big prints in RCA And people will say it looks as though that stock is being accumulated Now if they are behind it You want to join them So well you bought new buy stock also now What's happening? Is a stock goes from 10 to 15 to 20 and now it's at 20 and you start buying other people stop by 30 40 The original group the pool they stopped buying this selling you the stock

07:26 Now 50, and they're out of it. And what happens of course is the stock collapses." Just about mid-March, just about the last week of March. All of sudden volume is up by four times the volume it's been since December What we do wrong is that we catch right after they do it Well, that's what the problem is. You have to actually literally be on the inside of it or be in the PR company. We're not on the inside of it. It's very hard to pick these things... This is a problem with amateur stock market people and I put myself in that category otherwise we wouldn't do this show. No, I wouldn't be talking to you nothing like that. No, we'd be in Paris having a nice meal so anyway

08:27 You can't you the guys who do this who pull the stunts? Unless you're part of it unless you're in with them. Are you just never you it's always whoa I just miss oh geez, I just missed that one It's just everything you'd just miss it And if you try to play the game, you'll usually get burned. Yeah, yeah, you usually get screwed. Because the idea is that you will get into... I mean like they said, there's guys who promote this thing as it goes up and they're the ones who are selling it. Right! Of course thats what it is right? You're selling on the news Yeah, selling good news and buying bad news. So let me just see who's... maybe there is someone in this company or someone that we would recognize because someone had to be on the inside of Baker Commodities? Well what I would do you know most of these companies have PR agencies and nowadays all the PR agencies are pretty much two major companies

09:23 And they're all just all own is this a conflict of interest written all over one of these days out and then an upcoming newsletter Yeah, we should love discuss this in more detail. I have another one that does not want to talk about but first let's thank Our one executive producer for the day by the way We would have had none if executive producer came in at the last minute and the only reason I let him go past The midnight deadlines because it's his birthday And today, but he came in late. So we would have had zero for executive producers for this show because people have either lost interest in the show or the last show he did sucked. Or they were... That's possible. There is no other reason. I mean you could blame the tax thing but I think that tax thing should be... No, no! I'll go for last show sucked. Okay, last show sucked. We just assume it was sucked and that was that?

10:18 And that's Alan Thompson who is in New Carrollton, Maryland. 330-333 he is donating today to celebrate his birthday which is today with this donation you donate over $1,000 please see the accounting below to complete my knighthood Please call me out all non don't call out out all non donors as douchebags and then He'll take some karma of course we're happy to give that to you Thank You for being our executive producer karma the sole executive producer Also have no PR mentions, so there we go. We've hit peak podcasting Apparently yeah, just like Peak Oil. Yeah peak podcasting were over the edge and it's all downhill from here on out Well alright cuz I already did the work So he might as well tell everyone what we've been working on but if you would like to support us And actually I will take a moment here

11:12 We've been working on the Hot Pockets 2009 tour and of course no one has been able to come up with a trailer that we can tow to do our tour. And the only other... Now, an RV... Maybe none of our listeners have trailers? This is possible now. It's a weird group of people that have trailers and probably they don't listen to our show. They're even weirder than the Rv-ers Yeah, yeah. So we did have a couple RV offers over you know when we did right but so you so renting an RV is out of the question renting a trailer is about 100 bucks a day and of course you know I'm there still Mustang Sally which was already in the kitty so to speak you know we already have the Dodge Ram 2002 with the new tires

12:01 So that'll be able to do the job. But if we want, you know... If we want to do two or three weeks so, you know, we need an additional $2-$3,000 that would have to be donated in order to do the tour I mean, we could do it that way if we don't want to wait, you know, see if someone has some rickety thing we can just hold on Well let's give it a couple more weeks Okay Alright At any rate, I do wanna thank Scott Morgan producer here local in Austin Who is going to do a fundraising barbecue event in Austin? A fundraising barbecue event. Yeah, yeah for the Hot Pockets tour Oh good! Yeah I think it's a great idea so we're gonna figure out when to do that and of course if you like what you hear if you like the deconstruction of the news If you like hearing that all that bullcrap about mad cow disease turns out to be a big scam That neither none of us were in on

12:54 No, otherwise we wouldn't be moaning. But at least when you're at the cocktail party or the office water cooler You can sound a lot smarter by saying excuse me that was market manipulation and here's how it works? And you can print out the chart and hold it up and people go wow! You're smart. You should have a raise Give them a give the man a raise exactly then please go to vorac.org Slash and of course we're always looking for people to go out there and propagate our formula It's extremely simple here it is formula is this we go out? We hit people in the mouth So while we're on it let me let me roll out another one, this isn't now I learned this from you

13:56 On the last show you did an excellent job of catching the uh, was it the last show? Uh or the sh- when was The War on Chicken. Was that the last show or the show before? The war on chicken began two shows ago Right but on the last show you actually deconstructed the whole thing or was that... Anyway there's actually a YouTube video Which we're on chicken. Yeah, yeah I tweeted it is really good that's our son omics He puts together YouTube videos of little bits of the show and he goes to the websites And so we showed all the websites with the dizzying sped up production It was last year that I think they had the disease actually exactly So I found a so I came in dizzying exactly so I came across a new one

14:35 I have not yet found the origin of it, so i may need your help in that. I'm sure our producers can get into it. I'll play the ABC News report and you can google all the keywords and then you'll see that this is exactly the same idea there's a number of words in here look for words disturbing trend disturbing trend. Actually, it's a disturbing trend among teens... Yeah you gotta have this guy be long enough to really bring it home that it's all cut and paste yeah disturbing trend among teens and foam. Warning to parents there is a disturbing new trend among teens they're using hand sanitizer to get drunk doctors are so worried they called in emergency news conference in Los Angeles ABC's Paula Farris has the details

15:27 This is supposed to clean up our lives. But it's becoming a dirty and dangerous little household secret. And it's sending teens to the hospital, kids getting hammered off hand sanitizers. I like that good alliteration kids getting hammered off of hand sanitizer! They're separating the alcohol through a distillation process and creating a potent punch thats like slamming in shot of the hardest liquor. Simply taking table salt mix it with the hand gels and subsequently then putting it in a filter. The liquid that's produced is very high content alcohol." And just yesterday, an emergency press conference at LA Children's Hospital was called after nearly a dozen area teenagers wound up in ERs with alcohol poisoning

16:16 We have patients coming into the emergency department with these kinds of signs and symptoms, slurred speech, lack of balance changes in their mental state. If kids don't realize how concentrated it is and take a large quantity of it, take a few shots certainly kids can die from this Parents be cautious when not using the gel make sure you place it out of reach or you can consider Using a foam sanitizer because it's much harder to distill. Okay, so I go in and into the Googles and I use disturbing teen trend Let me see we have 64 thousand results

16:54 And it's all the same thing. It's a disturbing trend among teens, dangerous new trend for teens, dangerous teen trends! Getting drunk? Use foam use foam use foam use foam! Here is another example. and tell me where I'm wrong, you're gonna deconstruct this to show that this is actually a promotion for some foamed company that makes the foam version of these sanitizers. Because parents are the ones who get or... kids don't watch these news stories! No of course they're too busy getting hammered on hand sanitizer. They got no time for that. So their parents will be watching it and say well my oh who knows maybe little Sally is just getting wasted on the hand sanitizer

17:37 Let's buy the foam kind from now on. Here is a CNN report that is a lot shorter. Concern this noon about teens drinking the alcohol from hand sanitizer in order to get drunk, half-a dozen teenagers in Southern California had to be taken to emergency rooms for alcohol poisoning. Many liquid hand sanitizers are 62% alcohol which makes 120 proof drink Experts say parents should buy foam hand sanitizer because it's... She can't even read. Foam hand sanitizer? So the only company there is, so I looked at Purell because they do have a foam hand sanitizer They're not promoting it on their website so I don't think that's the one Walmart does appear to have a big push towards foam sanitizer Ah! So I'm thinking this is a Walmart I can't find the original press release though but it did and this is the real tip-off It's not like the hospital all of a sudden said

18:33 Oh, we've got to call a press conference about this. No! This was the University of California in San Francisco who have a division... Let me just get the name of the division because it was quoted everywhere as well and they did some research so you know they're probably getting their research funded by Johnson & Johnson or Walmart or whoever it is They could be working together too. Yeah, they could be working together but it's so obvious that this is you know no kid has died You know yeah do kids come in confused? By the way I really wonder how many kids have ever...I mean who's gonna do it It's humiliating if you can't afford a loser you can find some older kid to go buy you some beer Yeah The hell kind of a kid are you

19:25 And they actually show a YouTube video with a kid squirting the hand sanitizer right into his mouth. You know that's a joke! It was like, you know some douchebag just like hey watch this I'll get on TV it's completely nuts Hey, in the morning to you by the way John. Well in the morning to you Adam Currie and in the morning to all ships at sea and boots on the ground and feet in the air. And to our human resources in chat room all lined up charged up ready to go noagendastream.com noagendachat.net thanks Mr. Oil and Gitmo Slave we got four rocking streams now so yeah we should be good to go for a while. Yeah this just piggybacking on that

20:08 This is the whole idea of showing YouTube videos as proof Of something it's it's really. It's really annoying worse yeah, so here's a This is about Syria and I have a lot of thoughts about Syria. Of course, you know now that we have the so-called UN monitors which apparently looking at the only video that's available which is YouTube video is two Land Rovers with big UN letters on the back That's all we see just drive one guy with it with a blue beret Oh Okay, well I didn't around some nondescript area set

20:45 It's just stock footage. Yeah, no it's all b-roll so we can have UN monitors in Syria but apparently we can't have any journalists there No one is there to document it shill this incredible douchebag. What's her name? Oh, you'll recognize her voice. She's the one that was roaming around Gaddafi's RV. Remember that she did the tour of the RV? Yeah. So she speaks Arabic which is which is her hook and she's in Beirut in Lebanon where she's reporting Of course Lebanon is in on this whole Syria deal

21:24 And she, the report there is no fact. Just listen to this it drives me nuts she only has YouTube unconfirmed sources People from the opposition, nothing. Not a single fact and this is news. It is also an area where dramatic video was posted to YouTube on Wednesday showing rebel fighters firing on government armor as it moves through streets in this particular suburb. And when it comes to a ceasefire, well...

22:13 Many will tell you that it most certainly does not exist at this stage with the... Many will tell you. Many? Many, many! I mean, I was- I did some reporting- There are five people or.. Just many many people said it doesn't exist Hey, It doesn't exist Death toll continuing to rise hundreds being killed over... Hundreds?! 100, 100 200 300 900? Ever since it was allegedly said to have been Implemented and violence being reported Being reported!? Are you killing me bitch? Throughout pretty much the entire country. Pretty much, pretty much. It's not a... it's just very small. Pretty much. Activists are saying that yes in some parts of Syria Some parts yeah could be north could be south could be over there. The government has removed its tanks from certain areas only to hide them in others video posted to YouTube showing that taking place in the province You see a tank behind him like a molehill Like they're hiding

23:09 i can see they're hiding those bastards, they're hiding behind that dirt over there because I can see the big tank. For example many opposition activists and analysts are saying even if and when the 300 monitors do eventually arrive in Syria that is quite simply not a sufficient number to be able to truly monitor the entire country. Opposition activists are also saying that even if there should be some sort of hypothetical end to the bloodshed, end to the government onslaught they would be unwilling to sit down to any sort of negotiating table with their regime as long as Bashar al-Assad remains in power which makes any sort of political transition at this stage highly unrealistic." So the only thing she did well in that was the pronunciation of Assad's name That's the only thing was good

23:59 That's you can do. Wow, what was this on? CNN! CNN has just gone down the tubes. This is their main correspondent. This is a vague report with no real substantiation for anything, and no specifics at all! But it's all YouTube videos and alleged in some parts could be over here could be over there you know like the opposition says he said she said... There are plenty of people out there, plenty of journalists over there we've talked about this show after show and you can find them they're on Many of them were there on French TV. They work for Russia Today, they worked for the Swedish group. I thought they all got killed saying the same thing this is bullcrap but they're not that those reports are no good No! Of course it's not good and i'll tell you why This has...they're trying to escalate this and France The foreign minister of France has already called for action within the next two weeks

24:59 Gee, why would that be? Let me think. What's going on in France... Oh! Elections perhaps?! They're trying so- He is calling for immediate action We have to go and go in there You know of course we have all kinds of bombs exploding allegedly seen on YouTube Yeah, we don't really know because no one has any factual reporting It's just all here Here's the smoke plume on YouTube 64 people killed They want to keep Sarkozy in there so afraid that he's not going to make the cut, which is a very likely possibility. And by the way say hello to the new boss same as the old boss. Hollande first thing he wants to do is renegotiate the fiscal compact with the European Union for growth. Yeah that's a good one! That they are willing to actually go and kill people

26:00 They're willing to do it because of course you know if you if you're in the middle of a war and you've got stuff happening Yeah, you don't want to yeah at that point. You don't actually want to you know kick anybody out Because I would be bad and he can chill on that It's just it's disgusting so not only is the news media helping presidents get elected But they're selling you bogus Foam sanitizer its two ends of the spectrum That's it, I'm done. Good night everybody. Okay so long see you again next week. Alright Be here all the week Well while we're talking about the bogus reporting We have to point out that I had a couple of clips I might as well bring out early Which is uh... Whip it out Johnny boy The BBC What you'd think would be a good news article Is actually full of crap

26:48 Which one the first one I got two of them here. I got a lot of crap and one is full of shit So, I'm not sure what's going to play though it does go with the full-of-shit First well One of those great chefs Marco Pierre white has a starring role in The Summit and he joins me now in our Singapore studios Mr.. White Thank you so much for joining us You've been dubbed a celebrity chef a restaurant or television personality even the godfather of modern cooking Do you like to be called all of these titles? I'm not that bothered really. You just like to be called a cook, a chef? That's who i am But tell us Mr White how did it all start now when did you get this inclination to become a chef When I cooked an egg on my head Now first of all I never heard of this guy And your a foodie and know these stuff Well then I realized I have heard him he was the replacement for Ramsey in Hell's Kitchen He is like a Ramsey clone even though he claims to be Ramsey's mentor Oh so he's an actor

27:46 He is an actor. And so I started looking up some of his stuff, the godfather of modern cooking has been such that it just made me laugh out loud! That comes right from his Wikipedia page that has been so carefully massaged. That's based on another article that was just essentially one of these Ask Men or some weird website where they ask you can you give us a profile and your public relations people send them a bunch of crap, this bullcrap and then you just print it. And then the Wikipedia picks that up and puts it in the Wikipedia including this odd fact... The one that really got me was the youngest chef in England to win three stars for Michelin and then the other one which snuck in there which was he has the first restaurant and this cropped up I think two or three places the first restaurant in the UK they got 3 stars in 1995 well

28:44 I remember going to three-star restaurant before 1995 so i had to do, did a little research and discovered that it was actually 1982 that like La Gavaroche got three stars which is a bit before 1995 this is all bullcrap yeah well its fine reported. And this guy, this idiot from Singapore sounds like Rico Chaconne from the ABC here locally who can barely speak. I know who that is actually. The guy? Yeah. Rico Chaconne. Rico Chaconne. He was never Rico Chaconne, he was always Rico Chaconne! Rico! Rico Chaconne! San Jose! So uh... Rico Chaconne! New rules in San Francisco and San Jose! So I can put up with you okay well this is a big fluff piece for this character so but it's all bullcrap Wait a minute the BBC is running their show I presume

29:35 I would assume so. Yeah, so here we go the BBC is full of crap this one is the one that was holy well actually JC and I are watching at the same time as he's looking this stuff up He's saying what? This is all bull! And let me explain what did with it run the clip and then I'll tell you What they were showing on the screen half a century ago The Salton Sea was known as the French Riviera of California But now the good times and the sea itself for drying up Wait a minute, I've been to Salton Sea. You already get it! Yeah in Salton Sea is like its trailer park There's a trailer park and there has never been more than a trailer park there. And they're showing this clip, the French Riviera of California. Wait wait let's play that again! Dead sea in the middle of the desert. Let me play it again. Half a century ago the Salton Sea was known as the French Riviera of California but now the good times and the sea itself are drying up formed accidentally in the early 1900s The area became a tourist attraction boasting yacht clubs and all the trappings of luxury resorts

30:35 Salt levels rose, the wildlife died and now the price tag to save the sea is deemed too high for the cash-strapped state. Wait a minute let me just say something Miss Mickey and I when we did our test run with RV remember? We did a test run we went to Joshua Tree And the route we took brought us on the way back through salt and sea and Mickey was like oh look there's a little lake let's go have lunch there And we're driving through, he's like wow can I take pictures? And I'm like no not only are you staying in the car. You're locking the doors! It's a trailer park and we had lunch which consisted of pizza... Like a DiGiorno Pizza that was heated up in a toaster oven at the local shop indeed everything is closed there but it's- What was there to begin with?! It has never been the Riviera of California That's total crap! But they were saying 50 years ago which means 1965

31:31 Which is in recent memory that but the fact it's always been just a shithole Yeah, that people used to be at boat on it So they show these pictures to try to get you some feeling of this room so so they have some old b-roll yeah And they got one thing. This was a family at a picnic table with an old Pontiac behind them No, she still there It's still there that Pontiac if there's nothing there never has been anything there Why are they making this? This is a bullshit story of the highest order pushed out by the BBC for some political reason has to do with, you know fixing the salt in sea or washing it away or just closing down the area. But to make up something like this used to be the French Riviera of California? It's beyond belief that they would do this! They are I fucked-up organization. Pro! John C. Devorak's Pet Peeve Of The Day

32:26 Harsh, but I like it. And I like it when you talk dirty like that big boy Wow I was just it was just galling yeah, I'm looking at the at the wiki page see if so It's a joke did someone slip in French Riviera no no According to the BBC Someone please put that in could you put that into? You know remember we had the wiki page for annoying and And someone indeed put Christine Lagarde's picture full page. It is still in the history, it lasted about three seconds. Yeah well just a lot of people talking to the page. The wiki police went ugh you can't put annoying in there man.

33:09 And I want to do it. I want to commend you John for a very good newsletter that you sent out Not commending you because it didn't help us in any donations That's the show, but it was a it was it was what? I expected to see from you It was a blurb a column What do you call it column yeah is a good newsletter and it was about the potential for race riots as a part of the campaign being run by the current administration in the United States of Gitmo Nation and not two seconds, not 2 seconds after this thing drops into

33:48 everyone's mailbox we get like Dr. Drew is gonna have Rodney King on and we've got oh my goodness what is this I have that was weird the CNN started you totally called it newsletter said here's our story let's go with this I'm telling you here um this is uh what does this NBC Los Angeles they're doing something amazing If you go to, I can't believe that they're doing this. If you go to twitter dot com slash realtime LA riots They've queued up the reporting on the riots from 20 years ago with today's timeline and they're tweeting in real time as if it was 1992 Are you with me? So if you go to RealtimeLAriots right now on Twitter

34:44 Uh, oops. For some reason I messed that one up Let's see what they say right now Twitter slash real-time LA riot Let's see what's happening with the riots in real time 20 years ago We can... we're up to speed thanks to NBC Los Angeles It's taking a second here Officers should be entitled to use sufficient force to subdue a criminal or protect his own life Forewoman said Report via LA Times total deliberation time so far 12 hours. You know they're counting it down to the riots on Twitter And then we've got dr.. Drew who brought out of all people Marcia Clark Oh God the attorney for OJ Simpson the prosecutor against OJ Simpson who has

35:43 I don't know. This is what she does, you know? She's written a book and everyone's promoting the book. Rodney King's promoting a book! That's why he was on. Rodney King's book is... What is it called? The Riot Within, My Journey from Rebellion to Redemption. Here's just a little piece to show you how Dr Drew combines this with the Trayvon Martin case. Rodney King, the outrage over the controversial verdict sparked days of civil unrest throughout Los Angeles. I recently asked King if he felt a kinship with Trayvon Martin? Oh yeah! Of course why wouldn't we do that?! An American male whose tragic plight has of course triggered outrage. I've been in Trayvon's shoes many times and uh... And i've been in Trayvon's shoes when I was young

36:38 This is not good. At that age, and I have... It's scary being black and growing up these days when even when i was young in these days it's scary growing up these days not even scary being black it's scary being a white girl in Los Angeles! It's scary being the parent of a white girl in Los Angeles where by myself it was scary I had to..it was a different feeling for me it's like survival yeah it's like uh you know you watch your back But it's hard to explain, but it was a different feeling being black and growing up. And being black and being by yourself. Now this is very interesting because the conversation is being taken in a very

37:17 in a particular direction and he'll come back to that with Marsha Clark. And growing up in the world is also another ball game Is it better now? It's definitely better, things are definitely better and good thing that... Yeah because we got food stamps now on the credit card as much better than they used to be You know this is America because things always will always be getting better you know just based on our history how our country was built Things are definitely not like they used to be. And laws and things, it's a slow process but... I think Rodney King is actually pretty good in all this he's being the positive guy and i like that but then Drew will bring right back down with Marsha Clark We have came along ways we gotta give ourselves credit for that you know? I thought that was rather profound what Rodney was saying there yet he has taken grief for being compared comparison he doesn't make can being compared Trayvon Martin

38:13 Yeah, you know some... You made the comparison Drew. People have said that he has compared himself to Trayvon Martin in some of these statements He just said I've been in his shoes when I was younger That's right Which is a very distinct thing I agree with you it really is a distinct thing He's not saying my that night that I was beaten I was doing the same thing as Trayvon Martin He's not saying that No but your making that convenient combination for us And what he is saying is unarguable You can't argue with that Growing up black in the United States Is a different experience than growing up white Now I have an issue with this I have a really how would she know one way or the other? Yeah, so here's two white people talking about something and you it's a fact. You can't argue well It's a fact growing is many many different scenarios growing up in America I'm telling if you're trying to set up race riots in the country X-ray on the ace riot Ace whatever's a don't talk about that My daughter is 21 years old a white woman Los Angeles She gets harassed continuously

39:11 continuously touched, groped. You know this is not easy growing up and it's not easy growing up period but why do we have to single this out? I mean what is the point? Well we gotta get Obama re-elected So here's the big issue I have and actually had an argument with Miss Mickey the other day arguments a big word We were having a conversation with some friends over for dinner And she said, you know well. You know and whenever I bring out the what? I think is historical fact she immediately goes off shoot me now. She's awesome at that. She's like yeah hadn't thought about that but America gets this big ugly stamp as we are the racist the KKK where the horrible people our history. I mean it was the Dutch

40:06 who transported the slaves. They bought them and they stole them and sold them, And today we have over a quarter of the population discriminates women by making him walk behind him and cutting their genitalia it's like why do we have as Americans this incredible stamp of horrible racists? This is worldwide people yeah well you know you guys had the slaves what If it's this, although I'll say if someone said to me you have a horrible slave issue right now because you have a majority of black people in prison working for three cents an hour making billions of dollars worth of products. Okay? I agree with you on that one but stop already with the slavery stop already let he who lives in the glass house cast the first stone suppose your argument about

41:05 That America is not the worst country in the world when it comes to slavery or discrimination of what one would think would be God-given rights, often confused with human rights. No except for the prisons The prison system I'm all down with that so this is clearly trying to build something up This is inciting a riot This is inciting a riot. We are on our way to inciting riots by bringing this stuff up and it's, and where are the you know all the left-wingers who made such a fuss about women not being included in the conversation in Congress when there was all men talking about birth control? When we have all whites talking about racism!

41:49 You know, without... I mean it was Marsha Clark and this Dr. Drew yakking with each other and both asking leading questions of Rodney King who's kind of a naive fellow to you know minimally And so he could be easily led down the saying what you want him to say It's just yeah but that CNN there were some other stuff on seeing as somebody sent us some males talking about how they're breaking it. CNN is... Well, they're doing a whole special and I think NBC is doing a special Rodney King is making the rounds he's just going everywhere and he's like yeah I got to book you know? Yeah some agent came up to him said hey probably part of this scheme Why not the 25th anniversary why does have to be the 20th anniversary

42:32 Because it better matches what's going on with pre-election. So how about in August? This is all, I would take this right back to Axelrod Oh yeah Yes Hitler you mean he looks like Hitler doesn't he don't you think he's a son of Hitler? Well if Hitler gained some weight Don't you think it looks like a son of Hitler? Somewhere between John Hodgman and Hitler If you draw a little hitler mustache on Axelrod He's Hitler Think about it No, just like it the rest of your him. Yeah He's stammers are in a funny kind of staccato way that makes you kind of have to listen to specific little phraseologies that he Let me make let me make a prediction here so on the 29th of April That's when we have the culmination of The 20th anniversary which I have a big celebration We should do a concert

43:24 for the 20th anniversary of the Rodney King LA riots. Now, 1965 August 11 we had the Watts Riots now that would coincide nicely I think with the verdict in the Zimmerman-Trayvon Martin case Right, and we know the way this goes. Well if they're gonna play the same fractal script Which is what I imply in that newsletter yeah Zimmerman has to get off

44:00 Of course he does. No, this is obvious He's found guilty and then all hell breaks loose And then they're all these news networks get to yak about there in that year They get to analyze this to death with all kinds of hand wringing and oh my god What about Obama? I know Obama gets slipped in just got axle rod written all over it By the way, uh Obama went off script or their let me just say it this way. They're trying a new script he came out with a video which was not one of his regular show things, unlike the weekly address. And it was a video with Arabic subtitles and it was directed specifically at the people of Sudan! He had a message for the people of Sudan In recent weeks rising violence and fighting have taken the lives of innocent civilians men women and children heated rhetoric on both sides has raised the risk of war

45:03 So today I want to speak directly to you, the people of Sudan and South Sudan. In your lives you've endured extraordinary hardship. You carry in your hearts the memory of family and friends you've lost but in recent years against great odds you made remarkable progress toward breaking the violent cycles of the past toward building a future peace greater prosperity now all that progress is at risk of unraveling so my message to you today is simple It doesn't have to be this way. The future belongs to you, it is in your hands You have the power, the choice To say what comes next Whether your children will live in war or peace The choice is yours and now's the time to choose peace As I've said before those who have the courage to walk the path of peace will not be alone We'll have a strong and steady partner In the United States of America

46:06 So this is something new. Of course we have slaughter going on, we have Sudan killing the people who live in the caves who obviously have internet and are watching this and they live right there on the pipeline which is what's being blown up it's all a part of kicking the Chiners out And this comes in concerto with a United Nations Security Council resolution. You know we're the boss now of the Security Council and the boss hog is Susan Rice, my favorite and I was listening to her they call it you know right after they come out of the Security Council meeting They do a little stand up in front of the microphone And as she was talking I heard all these acronyms and I had to look them up Members of the Security Council

46:54 Condemned in the strongest terms the attack on an African Union United Nations hybrid operation and are for Hybrid operations like whoa hybrid as what? What is going on Unamid patrol you know me in West Darfur on 20 April in which four peacekeepers were wounded peacekeepers one of whom Subsequently died as a result of injuries sustained in the tack. So here's what we do We gotta start killing the peacekeepers. Let's look up this UNAMID What is UNAMID and what are the peacekeepers? UNAMID is the African Union-United Nations hybrid operation in Darfur Facts and figures... let's see 20,000 military personnel uh huh 6,432 police Peacekeepers! Oh we've just upped it current as of oh that was that's authorized

47:51 But current, as of March 31st 23,447 total uniformed personnel. These are not peacekeepers this is an army! They've got an army there and now she's bitching and moaning that someone got killed Well yeah they're in a war zone they're armed- they're not peacekeepers they've got guns It's because the blue helmet doesn't mean that they're any good So this is a... Are they UN blue-helmeted, UNers? Yes! They're helmet and blue-handed UNers. Peacekeepers Black is white yes's no right is wrong peacekeepers How about war starters so there and Sudan is on the list as we know it's on the General Wesley Clark list As one of the countries to take Right So Sudan is being ramped up Syria is obvious that were It's so obvious that were going in

48:45 And through our proxy which will be Turkey. They're the ones they're gonna call the call for Rule 5 of the NATO treaty, the North Atlantic Treaty Because they've been attacked in the zones that they set up so they encroached on On Syria's land and then someone tossed a hand grenade and I got blew up you're attacking us So now we have to go in it'll be no-fly zone would kill everybody and drop bombs But not too much, we don't want to break too much infrastructure. And I'm telling you Lebanon is behind this. Lebanon has a lot to do with this and just now haven't quite figured it out yet. Yeah there's something with Lebanon on the drugs Then Obama he set up a new scam He was at the Holocaust Museum talking very sur-sur-shily and earnestly

49:38 And so we have this new panel, and this is the one we've got to keep our eye on. This is the Panel Against Atrocities which of course consists pretty much the Pentagon So yeah, this is kind of like if you're committing atrocities yourself. You want to create a organization to monitor them so you can control the organization? Yeah, you never get nailed for atrocities! This is like that guy your favorite guy the coach in Pennsylvania who was a pedophile had kids organization to help the children. Of course help the children meet me

50:16 I hear he is at the Holocaust Museum talking very earnestly. We stepped up our efforts in other ways, we're doing more to protect women and girls from the horror of wartime sexual violence with the arrest of fugitives like Ratko Mladic who was charged with ethnic cleansing in Bosnia The world sent a message to war criminals everywhere we will not relent in bringing you to justice be on notice Justice Now we're doing something more. We're making sure that the United States government has the structures, the mechanisms to better prevent and respond to mass atrocities." Hold on a second! Who died and made you boss? We have the structure and the mechanisms to not just see what's going on but to go and prevent it so now we are in charge Just so you know bitches were coming to get ya

51:19 So I created the first ever White House position dedicated to this task. A czar, a czar yes. That's why I created new atrocities prevention board. Atrocities Prevention Board? I'm an atrocities prevention officer and I need to check you. Bring together senior officials from across our government to focus on this critical mission This is not an afterthought No no it was all in the plan we believe that! This is not a sidelight Definitely not an afterthought Atrocities Prevention Board. The board will convene for the first time today. Party! We're drinking! Across government, alert channels will ensure that information about unfolding crises... Alert channel? It's like a bat signal. And dissenting opinions quickly reach decision makers including me. Well that's good to know. Including me

52:16 Our Treasury Department will work to more quickly deploy its financial tools to block the flow of money to abusive regimes. Right, so we're going to steal your money again which has just been done It works I would just like to do a good offy We've done it too but I think we took Mubarak's money. We've frozen money from here and there Yeah Did you see the executive order? Oh no, you're going to tell me about it though. Yeah this is the executive order about... oh it's an unbelievable one hold on a second I've got it here It is uh..it's a really big one It's about Iran and Syria It is Executive Order number....

52:55 I don't know if it has, it's got to have a number somewhere. Well here it is executive order blocking the property and suspending entry into the United States of certain persons with respect to grave human rights abuses by the governments of Iran and Syria via information technology this is a new one oh this is interesting yes So they're blocking the in other words. We are we're no, no, we're censoring the internet is what it's saying well I'll give you the highlight doesn't say that mmm. I'll give you the highlights I brought represent hereby determined at the Commission of serious human rights abuses against the people of Iran and

53:40 Syria by their governments facilitated by computer and network disruption monitoring and tracking by those governments, and abetted by entities in Iran and Syria that are complicit in their government's malign use of technology for those purposes threaten the national security and foreign policy of the United States. So what he is saying is because they block Facebook And let me see, eavesdrop and read email which sounds a lot like what happens here. Therefore... That's exactly what happens here except the blocking Facebook Well that you know of Well no we're monitoring Facebook as it is a useful tool Right well but they're saying monitoring and tracking by those governments so it's so What you said is so true Set up a commission to watch the other guys do what you're doing yourself

54:37 So here is a... You already know how it works so you can do it easier. So here's the pertinent pieces and I, It's all marked up in the show notes 403 dot NA show notes dot com for your convenience All property and interest in property that are in United States that hereafter come within the United States or that are or hereafter come within the possession of control any United States person anybody including any foreign branch of the following persons are blocked and may not be transferred, paid exported withdrawn or otherwise dealt in. Okay? It's the persons listed in the annex which is of course not provided Any person determined by the Secretary of State Any person In consultation with or at the recommendation of the Secretary of State All your stuff gets stolen

55:26 If you have operated or directed the operation of information and communications technology that facilitates computer or network disruption, monitoring or tracking that could assist in or enable serious human rights abuses by or on behalf of the government of Iran or the government of Syria. So they're saying that you can be abused... it's a human right to not be monitored this is kind of what it says the way I'm reading it If you have sold, leased or otherwise provided directly or indirectly good services or technology to Iran or Syria likely To be used to facilitate computer or network disruption monitoring or trafficking. Hello Silicon Valley You're out of business. No kidding hello Cisco? You're out of business Any transaction by United States... So Huawei This is another..you know I really wonder if this is not this is essentially giving

56:22 the business and it's a large industry in Iran, very scientific oriented culture. And they have a lot of computer technology there and they need servers, they need routers. So essentially what Obama is doing here is giving the business of these countries straight to the Chinese. And Huawei can do all that stuff by the way. There's nothing you can get from Cisco that you can't get from China cheaper So he's essentially turned over the industry to the Chinese. Okay, well that's interesting maybe it is part of the scheme. Could be. To give the Chiners more to do? And then we can blame the Chinese for facilitating evil governments maybe I mean that's one way... That's a possibility For those persons whose property and interests in property are blocked pursuant to this order who might

57:09 have a constitutional presence in the United States, I find that because of the ability to transfer funds or other assets instantaneously prior notice to such persons of measures to be taken pursuant to this order would render those measures ineffectual. I therefore determine that for these measures to be effective in addressing the two national emergencies identified in the preamble to this order, there need be no prior notice of a listing or determination made pursuant to section one of this order." So what I read from this is we're not going to warn anybody that you can't send your routers over to Iran or Syria because otherwise we couldn't catch ya. It's ridiculous!

57:58 Don't warn anybody that we're doing this you make sure that you're subscribed to the RSS feed of the White House Press Office Otherwise, you'd never know because the news media isn't reporting on this so they're not sending out any any notices They're reporting on the French Riviera of California being the Salton Sea So there's a... but you know, it is also just taking your money. Does this also mean I can't like import? What if i go to uh.. If you set up a website Well let's say we'll setup a website that sells Persian rugs Yeah well could they gonna come grab all my rugs or what? Hmmmm....I don't know Let's listen to the final 30 seconds of Obama here Our military will take additional steps to incorporate the prevention of atrocities into its doctrine Its doctrine?!

58:49 So what does that mean? Prevention of atrocities into its doctrine. And it's planning. Planning! Oh, okay we're planning something. The State Department will increase its ability to surge our diplomats and... Surge the diplomats?! You ready for a surge boys!? What kind of diplomat takes place in a surge? Only one that is armed. Experts in a crisis. Experts USAID will invite people and high-tech companies to help create new technologies to quickly expose violations of human rights. Really? Can I get that contract? And we'll work with other nations so the burden is better shared because this is a global... There it is! New world order everybody, We'll work with other nations So the burden is better shared, we'll do it through our World Army and NATO Responsibility In short, we need to be doing everything we can To prevent and respond to these kinds of atrocities Atrocities

59:46 Because national sovereignty is never a license to slaughter your people. Let that one go down in history, President Obama National Sovereignty is never a license to slaughter your people Now droning is okay It's just the use of knives and head cutoffs that it not okay Isn't that amazing? Yeah, yeah Wow was right That's a good quote. Yeah, it's a great quote so Obama but it's a license to imprison most of them or The highest per capita Imprisonment of any society in the unit is the United States per capita and in total numbers that's not slaughter as slavery It's okay to imprison and then slaves Yes, yes, that's okay. That's okay

1:00:39 So President Obama, who of course desperately wants to look cool and of course he's succeeded momentarily with his appearance on Jimmy Fallon. This was, of course we set you up for this months ago. We revisited a couple weeks ago about the and I think I figured something extra out here about the they've even come with a hashtag don't double my rate dude everybody tweet your congressman hashtag don't double my rate so this is the 2007 bill which reduced the student loans to 3.4 percent which could easily be extended

1:01:19 He is incorrectly being cited by the news media as wanting to extend it. That is absolutely not true because you can't extend this up through 2018, It's right there in the original bill. No no we don't want to do that We're doing a complete recapitalization. We're bailing out the banks at the behest of our military budget which is known as the overseas contingency operations That's where the new bill is going to be paid from and this is important So he wants to look cool. He goes in Jimmy Fallon who does a horrible job interviewing him I mean, why don't just get on your knees and suck them off Fallon? I mean really yeah That was the worst interview watchable it was completely unwatchable He does the slow jam the news which is released today of head of time II come again Goebbels is laughing in his grave and he can end the obscenity of it Is that he is at

1:02:16 The University of Chapel Hill, North Carolina pretending that we have to keep education affordable But it's the same thing with the health care, but not by actually forcing the university to charge a normal rate. And I'd like... Right and don't forget that just a few weeks ago we pointed out that tuition has gone up 750 percent almost twice as much as healthcare costs which have gone up 400% in the last decade Well i'd like you know that one semester for the 2011-2012 academic year at Chapel Hill, for in state residence is $20,000. 41,140 for out of state residence." The guy is at the university doing a sales job! And by the way that's a state run operation why isn't it tuition anything more than a dollar? He is doing a sales job he's selling

1:03:14 Banking loans! And are the idiots there lapping it up? Oh, listen to this. So here he is first of all He loves everybody let's talk about his American dream But what I want you to know is that the degree you earn from UNC will be the best tool You have To achieve that basic American promise The idea that if you work hard you can do well enough to raise a family and own a home send your own kids to college put a little away for retirement and eat dog food. That American dream is within your reach! And listen to the slaves... that's not my American Dream!! My American Dream is not working hard, put a little away for retirement No my America- Yeah especially when you're in debt! My American Dream is to be King of the world To succeed, create huge great things Go to the moon Dive into deepest depths Be all that you can be

1:04:15 That's my American dream. My American dream is you play that again because he's kind of altered the American Dream It's the same basic low-end American dream pushing and by the way, I want to ask listeners in you why haven't the Republicans picked up on this meme and And written him into the ground over it because they have the same American Dream for us John just They believe in the same values. Work hard, you stupid slave! Put a little away for your retirement so you can eat dog food! But what I want you to know is that the degree you earn from UNC

1:04:54 UNC will be the best tool you have to achieve that basic American promise. The idea that if you work hard, you can do well enough to raise a family and own a home send your own kids to college put little away for retirement That American dream is within your reach I'm sorry! That is not my American Dream My parents said me Anybody can be president. You can be president as long as you dream and work hard towards it, and they never said Son let me sit you down here for a second I want you to dream big now of putting the little away for retirement American dreams put a little away put a little way for retirement work hard and die

1:05:40 That's not an American dream. What part of the dream is when do the hookers come into the dream? Oh, I'm sorry that's only if you work for government yeah that's right and then he pulls out this crap... And that forces students like you to take out a lot more loans there are fewer grants can i get an amen wait a minute He just said that that forces you to take out I don't know. Play it again! And there's a weird... I got this right from C- Say amen crap and they all yell Amen! Oh, it keeps on going but there's this weird hiccup in the audio and this is directly from cSpan and I didn't see the video jump but you can hear the audio really You'll hear it just before he gets to the Amen It's like they've cut something out But I couldn't see that edit in the video

1:06:34 And that forces students like you to take out a lot more loans, they're fewer grant. Can I get an amen? So he says that forces you to take out a lot more loans with fewer grants can I get an Amen? That's not an Amen! I thought Amen was good. Yeah yeah yeah Amen! Listen... Now The average student who borrows to pay for college now graduates with about $25,000 in student loan debt. That's the average. Some or more! Can I get an amen for that? What?! Yeah, because some folks have more debt than that. Amen!

1:07:24 Why are we amening more debt? Like a propagandistic piece of work where he's getting them to say, almost agree that this is good. Debt is good! Amen! You're gonna graduate with the $25,000 debt can I get an Amen? Yay! Amen! Graduate with debt. That's what it is. Yes! Well thats not what he meant... It's what he said. Well uh.. He didn't write it We know that you know he was just reading it So whoever the Axelrod, Axelrod. You know it's Axelrod doing it all over again? Um so here's my basic theory on this so this of course is part of the campaign and it's like Republicans he said that Republicans they don't want you they want you to pay lots of money Republicans evil

1:08:15 So this bill which, okay it bails out banks and who gives a crap? There's nothing new there. But the reason why it can't pass has been set up in the bill as we reported at the very end of last paragraph of this entire bill I'll read it to you. Funds appropriated or otherwise made available for a fiscal year to carry out this act and the amendments made by this act shall be made available from the funds available for overseas contingency operations, that is the military budget." So the Republicans of course are going to say we can't take away from the military budget! We can't pass this

1:08:53 It's a setup. So they're set up to be the bad guys as usual? Total setup. And so Obama can go into the elections moaning and groaning about how the Republicans are trying to screw the students. Let's see if anyone actually reports on the problem that this is, because we have no way to pay for it. We have no money and it's like a triple whammy you know there's no way you can win. I mean Democrats wouldn't vote for this to be taken out of the military budget either, but it's going to be made... The Republicans will be made because they've already been set up as the bad guy or Republicans don't want this and because it's being taken out of the military budget let's see if they actually say anywhere on the news uh we're not gonna do that because we can't cut the military budget which by the way I'm fine with

1:09:42 You know, cut it. But you know let's not give everybody a loan let's make the state school free. The military defense department can't even come up with an accounting for all the money they spend. Exactly. Hire a couple bookkeepers and just see what is going on there is obviously a scam. Yeah so that would be all four of you go ahead take out of the military budget just give it to us make this state school free! Make it free! But it should be, it used to be. Yeah we can't- Relatively free! We can't do that because uh you know the...we've got a huge basketball program to support Basketball pays for itself with ticket sales yeah but that's not going to the college let's go on to the for the hookers Go on Well that was it Oh

1:10:29 Well, what do you make of since we're talking about the Defense Department? What do you make of this latest thing that Panetta goes over to the Defense Department from the CIA and decides to create a secondary intelligence spy network. Oh...what?! You didn't know about this. It's like everybody is wondering why don't you have the DIA and he says I can't remember, in fact they didn't do a piece on this yet. I thought we were talking about the DIA? This isn't the DIA? No, this isn't new kind of... It may be umbrellaed by the DIA, but it sounds like it's not going to be. That is a whole new operation that is used to turn businessmen... This isn't gonna work! ...to take your average business asshole who was setting up shop in Singapore to also work for the DIA or not work for the DIA but work for the Defense Department as a spy? Well that's what the CIA already does

1:11:27 That's what the CIA says. They say, hey wait we already do this no no you're not doing it right. You're doing it wrong It's like these guys are these DIA-CIA guys have been in competition and obviously the DIA is the one that's working for The White House because Panetta seems to be a White House guy and he went over to the CIA first so they could get a clue of what was going on over there. I think this is the cyber guys, isn't this the cyber intelligence? No no, this isn't about cyber, it's about businessmen who want to recruit businessmen which means that every businessman that goes anywhere to do anything is going to be suspect in the foreign country. The worst thing you can do to the business community is make everybody, it's like they've done that with journalists already because they've used journalists as spies and so a journalist shows up in some place and next thing you know he thinks he's arrested for being a spy when may or may not be

1:12:24 So anyway, let me just say I'm still reading the FBI book written by Tim Weiner. The same guy who wrote The Legacy of Ashes, the CIA and I have my questions about the legitimacy of this book two things one we have always had a war against our own citizens Hoover It's had reams and reams of people that were on lists and we're getting picked up an arrested without warrants. Just mean, you know the huge multi organizational structure exactly like Department of Homeland Security I mean this is a fractal what we're seeing right now of what the SIS was in the FBI but the thing that of course caught my eye Hoover was not gay

1:13:22 The whole thing about Hoover being gay, according to this book... was made up that was one British journalist who wrote something once and it caught fire. And there's no evidence if you saw the J Edgar movie, there's no evidence he uh... He was having sex with him or that guy whatever his name was living with yeah they were very very close and left as a state to him but according to Wieners book absolutely not! No evidence whatsoever was totally fabricated Interesting, right? Was that what the book was written for that purpose is to reestablish Hoover's reputation. I don't think so. Well it could be in a way but what i'm taking away from it so far is this is all fractal John all of this we've had NDAA type legislation We've had you know the anti-red bill

1:14:15 You know, if you're a member of the Communist Party you get picked up. This was not just a little Hollywood thing this is going on since the 1920s but big time Big-time big lists Spies and snooping on people and opening up their mail and rummaging around that infiltrating groups This is nothing new for us. We're a big nation of spy you may be a spy for all I know You'd probably my handler could be So so that movie That movie was... The J. Edgar movie? Yeah, it's completely the opposite. Which is essentially a hit job on the FBI. Yeah but it was suppressed! Well the FBI suppressed it because I don't think they liked it No and I'm sure that Clint Eastwood is paying dearly for it

1:15:12 Hmm, I guess he figured is old enough. He can get away with doing something like this and who cares? He's got plenty of money and what are you gonna do so Of course the distractions still here in the United States have Gitmo nation. Well, you have two distractions that John Edwards I don't understand why they keep that distraction going other than to cover up Any other campaign finance shenanigans that are actually going on at this moment, you know to make this as the scapegoat guy I'm feeling sorry for him but of course is the hookers and blow And so they called Lucy, Lucy Napolitano to the stand in the Senate there and they grilled her. Wow! She scares the crap out of me. She has a communication with these people and she'll sit there and go like yeah of course we'll take care that no problem we're all over it you know it's like oh wow I think these senators are afraid... She looks a little like J Edgar Hoover. She does she is the reincarnation of J Edgar Hoover and the Senators are afraid of her John

1:16:08 And Feinstein, a senator from California extremely powerful. Extremely powerful Senator She I mean out of nowhere she basically comes out and says stop arresting my illegal aliens! I gotta play this for you. ...is agriculture enforcement audits obviously have a bias we have 81 thousand farms in California virtually all of the labor is undocumented What happens is, in harvest season, canning season ice swoops in. Now that sounds about right to me! If you want to go catch the illegal aliens I'm sorry undocumented workers code during harvest season go swoop in Go pick them up No no we cant have that We've got a problem I've tried for 10 years To get an ag jobs bill through And I cant get it through

1:17:06 The fact of the matter is, that if we want American produce... ...the labor is generally undocumented. And we have- Now how does this work? I don't understand! If the labor force is undocumented... Well, I think there's a lot of people who would wanna go and work there! There's people out at work in California?! No, okay not good enough for Feinstein. We'll have to find a solution to this So I am hopeful and I know that you're doing aggressive i9 audits of ag employers, I'm very concerned that these are going to decimate on-farm and farm dependent jobs.

1:17:52 I think the base of the problem is that there is no provision under the current immigration law that enables more agricultural workers to be documented. And so we have some employers, and we try to pick those who are really knowingly and intentionally violating the law when they have other options. Trying to focus on them through the audit process, but... I think what's happening here is Feinstein is saying hey stop screwing with my state and Janet came back and said

1:18:32 We'll only get some little guys, don't worry about it. You know the people who are doing the right thing and are good in our book you know like the big companies that really big ones that you're probably shilling for we'll leave those alone The underlying issue goes back to the immigration law itself Senator Schumer just murmured to me most don't have any other options California is a state that can't use the H-2A program, the visitor program so it depends on a large skilled rotating generally undocumented coterie of about 600,000 workers for 81,000 farms. If ICE swoops in farmers can't plant they can harvest they can't can and this has been happening I want to bring it your attention and you know it's a hard problem but if this body won't take action we're going put ag out of business

1:19:33 And I'm really concerned about it. So if there is any thoughts you might have, I would very much appreciate them and the last... So I was blown away! She's literally saying please don't arrest my illegal aliens That's exactly what she's saying and by the way if this is some sort of a problem she's been trying to get some legislation to make them legal for the 10 minutes they're needed Why don't you just have Obama, her buddy Obama California supports write an executive order? It would be done. Yeah because Obama's not her buddy that's the problem Well the problem is because Obama already knows that California has a bunch of lackeys they're gonna vote for him anyway he doesn't care about California He doesn't need to do anything This is like the black community voting They're not going to do anything for poor people Because they are gonna vote for the Democrats so screw them They are in their pocket we need to get bankers to vote for us So let's give them the money

1:20:32 So while everyone is trying to get some, you know all the news like oh yeah they're talking oh the hookers. Oh she's gonna stop it or this was not right no and The real hooker... How come on all the hooker story they never talk about the fact that prostitution is legal? Well they do now I've heard it but then but that doesn't matter It's not appropriate behavior which by the way as Miss Mickey pointed out All business runs on hookers Everywhere you go there's hookers. That's what the world is like, it's hookers! But the real action is at the State Department if you want some real hardcore hooker action You work for the State Department Beautiful little press conference they're Victoria Newland and someone came up with a doozy Americans might consider the ongoing soap opera involving the Secret Service

1:21:23 Except this doesn't involve the Secret Service. We're talking about three US Marines who apparently have been punished as well as an employee of the U.S. Embassy in Brasilia, who apparently were implicated in tossing a prostitute out of a moving car." At the State Department we throw our hookers out of the car man! We don't mess around with them bitches! Now where was this? Brasilia Oh, in Brasilia. Yeah. So you got to listen because I mean, I cut out a whole bunch of stuff with a lot of back and forth and had they been disciplined but of course

1:21:59 You know, Panetta already admitted that these people were prosecuted. They were demoted thrown out of the country and now Brasilia wants to sue the State Department employee who threw the hooker out of the moving car. I just want to repeat that through the hooker out of the moving car but no it didn't go down that way sometime last year and wanted to find out since we know that the Marines have been punished Who was the employee of the embassy? Was this person an American, was this person a local hire. What can you say about a pending lawsuit now apparently against the embassy?" Well first of all your report of the incident in question is not accurate and- Oh John! John! John! What do you think really happened? Well apparently not that... So you don't think that they threw a hooker out like pulp fiction I can just see him get the bitch out

1:22:58 So they didn't throw a hooker out of a moving car. This is incorrect, according to Miss Newland. In terms of what actually happened... Second this is something that happened back in December Oh it happened half a year ago! Stop- why are you bringing this up now? What hookers are important all the sudden? There was State Department employee involved We did cooperate fully with the appropriate Brazilian authorities, including with the civil police. None of the Americans involved in the incident are still in Brazil The civil police as I understand it are still working on their case and no charges have been brought by the Brazilian authorities

1:23:46 When you say that none of the people involved are still in Brazil, does that imply that the embassy employee is an American? Correct. Okay... And it does that person still work for the US government I do not have the answer to that. I believe so Of course! If you throw hookers out of a car, you get promoted But as you know we don't talk about our personnel No, I didn't know that why don't you talk to me? What is that for privacy reasons Oh privacy reasons Scan your email. You know look at you naked in the security naked body scanner But when you throw a hooker out of a moving car as it represented the United States of America in a foreign country We don't talk about that because its privacy Is my buddy Matt you read of the incident isn't correct oh

1:24:37 Well, Roz talked about somebody being thrown out of a car and this kind of thing. That is not what happened in this case. What did happen? The description that the Secretary of Defense offered to reporters who were traveling with him... She's even saying that Panetta already said it did happen that way he already said that to reporters she just ignoring that she's going to give her version of the truth so our information is that after four embassy personnel left the club Uh, the... a woman involved in this incident attempted to open a car door and get into a closed and moving vehicle. She was not able to do so she fell and she interviewed her then she injured herself I fell down the stairs! She tried to enter the moving vehicle like all good hookers do and then- Yeah, whore And then she fell and hurt herself

1:25:43 Oh wow. You know, the fact of the blather is that it's a bonanza working for the United States government. It's an absolute bonanza and you can take all your money which of course is the people's tax revenue, notice revenue... And you can spend it on hookers! And its' a big ass party The head honcho Hillary gets a free pass. Go ahead, Joe. She's she works hard she can go party in the in the club for all we know it was It was a lesbian hooker who knows its privacy you can't talk about it to bonanza It's just one big Bonanza I love it so I wonder if will hear anything about that I wonder for anyone Media won't cover it. I like that one. I think that's pretty good yeah Yeah hookers

1:26:44 There's nothing like a good hooker story, John. You gotta admit it. Yeah I don't understand why they keep avoiding it. It almost is like the White House running these newspapers. Well there are only six big media companies and they're told what to do and that's what they do. Meanwhile of course American media is all over the fact that Ron Paul has won Iowa and Minnesota and Washington State you hear everywhere everyone talking about how he actually winning all the delegates. I

1:27:28 throwing in with Ron Paul and now the underground media is picking up the fact that Ron Paul still may have the edge in terms of actual votes when you get to the convention. Because if Romney does not win that first round, which it's possible he won't then this thing is going to go wide open. Yeah! And what are they gonna say? I was looking at my own blog and i was noticing there was a, last August there was just uh... A graph showing all these different candidates. Michelle Bachmann and how much news coverage they got compared to Ron Paul which is very bottom of the list he got nobody covers it What would the news media have to do because you know they have to do something if all of a sudden Ron Paul goes in as the kingmaker or the King In the convention and they missed it

1:28:17 Well, I was going to suggest the following because you know Rachel Maddow She's though she did a little report where she said oh Did Ron Paul just win Iowa and Minnesota which apparently according to the delegate count he did? Iowa I mean Iowa is the big one right that's the one that everyone focused on If I was the one that Romney won and it turned out Santorum wrote one Yeah, but now right now and they made a big deal out of that. Yeah Now there's no talk so if I were running the show Because we have months and months and months to go uh if you know because this is a reality show I would pull it out. I would put it front-and-center You can run at least a month on this No

1:29:02 Someone's got to do it. If anyone did this... They won't do it because he is not in the script! And they can't take a chance on talking up Ron Paul and people are all of the sudden starting to listen to him or maybe taking it more seriously. Or not getting the money from... Read what he has to say, yeah, or any of that stuff you do not want that! You can't take a chance at who will win this whole thing so shut up He was on MSNBC No CNBC, he was the guest host in the morning did you see that? CNBC with his 4000 viewers? Duh but I'm just saying You know, being the guest host of CNBC which all of Wall Street watches. Yeah I know they do everybody who's anybody used to do a lot of CNBC work and i'd done some other stuff when Market Watch was still owned by CBS. I've done some TV that goes through them through a market watch syndication which had like something like

1:29:56 I don't know, 50 times the viewership of CNBC and and i would get responses from people in the street that you know like my some certain kind of people would have seen me on that show but when I did CNBC every stockbroker that I've ever met in my life watched me. Exactly! I mean they have a huge audience very of movers-and-shakers And they'd be like, Hey man you buy stocks and bonds here. You're on that CNBC aren't you? Hey, by stocks and bonds, you want to get rich like leave your wife rich. Hey guys like that. Those guys know anyway go on. He was great for an audience. That's what he was great. And he was left and right just slamming. Yeah they bring on some analyst and Ron Paul would just like no, no. And it was very calm.

1:30:45 They let you talk kind of on that show, which is good. And it was... You can get on YouTube obviously but it was really just really enjoyable to watch someone who just had a different opinion wasn't one of these whores who's just pimp and crap and no-one really had any counter to what he was saying they were like oh yeah Except of course why don't you give up? They always say that Why don't you just give up man? Give up! Your annoying Did you stop that? You're annoying us. He's in Austin today, Ron Paul I think we're gonna go tonight Oh! Well you should go see him, you met him Yeah have i met him? Have spoken to him? You talked to him yeah I don't think I've ever met him on the in person Go down there and say hello he's at the LBJ library Now this guy wins We gotta finally get to the White House dinners oh are you kidding me I've got a kiss miss Mickey in the China room

1:31:38 Yeah, he's at the uh...he's at UT. The LBJ library it's a free event 7 p.m this evening I'll pack him in if there is all his students Oh it's gonna be huge So Miss Mickey and I are planning on going I think that would be kind of fun we'd go down there and just hoot n' holler And uh... You can't get in touch with one of his handlers and you could probably get in backstage. You know, that- Mickey suggested that I'm like, you know what am I gonna do? It's like I know Jesse Benton who runs the campaign Yeah, we know Doug Weed but it doesn't matter. I mean I'd rather be in the field meeting people and talking to them and hearing what they're saying Some stickers Hey by the way what happened to noagendastickers.com Is it gone

1:32:20 Yeah, appears to be. What? Hold on a second... No agenda This is bad Is it off the air? Oh boy It's not looking good Looks like this server or something I don't know who was hosting it Man, I guess you're right It's gone I got three no-agenda stickers from Eric the other day so I can give those out I got three and we need like a handful of business cards or stickers. You can find some of those business cards Yeah, I got my Gitmo shirts gitmoshirts.com. I got that one with the drone star state I think I'll wear that That'll be kind of cool drones. That would be good see if anyone picks up on it Let's take a little break here Johnny boy I'm gonna show myself old by donating to no agenda imagine all the people who could do that oh yeah, they'd be fab I own No Agenda

1:33:11 First I want to start off with a make good. Uh oh! Yeah, well it was a make good not that we didn't credit Bill Jarema is his name he sent an irksome note that we credited him for three nights showed $399 and 400 you donated four hundred dollars just before it showed 399 which got him double but he had no note on there because he said there was no way of putting in a note everybody else did it but he could I got him I don't know and then he sent so he sent a note in but i went to my spam box oh but so he wanted and I'm gonna read his note now is as the make-good I thought I'd point out some message thread below supporting the show and had my smoking hot wife listen twice to the executive producer segment for show 399 400 only not to get

1:34:03 What he wanted, which was the Dvorak... He wants.. Here's what he wants. He wanted a de-douching Karma with the Dvorak slide whistle stinger. Slide whistle stinger? Yeah in other words you know uh... A de-douching and then at the end of some sort of it You know we've done that so I think we have to give him that Okay but it's... We apologize for missing it on show 400 Okay But um Uh, how about doing a double? Because he doesn't know. This came in before you got the slide whistle so we can do a double slide whistle stinger with two people Is that punishment or is that a bonus I'm not sure which one it is Oh thats a good question! I don't know but here we go You've been de-douche'd You've got karma Beautiful It's a thing of beauty Are you okay there

1:35:04 You alright? I swallowed the slide whistle. Thank you, that's the opening of the show Mark that. Oh now when i talk That really sucks In the morphing tree everybody Alright let's move it along Okay anyway sorry Bill Oops what was that? Okay lets go thank a few people Mac Tank Black Knight Night Mech Tank $150 from Pliadel, right? I don't have a note from him. So look it up Charles Anderson in Columbus Ohio 139 38 use my donation 139 38 was just double 6969 Which I guess continues the trend a little bit i'm hoping for some doubled get laid karma hmm This has been so long. I don't even remember the last time I got laid

1:36:00 This also puts me, this is our listeners. It puts me into the knighthood territory as I've been in the 333 knighthood territory since my beginning waiting for you these we got to get him a boarding pass Charlie and Columbus PS The Mayan challenge going is awesome And then he needs to find his race because he don't he's a black knight listed as a night coming up Yeah, yeah, I think it was a black knight. Let me see Is it on the list? No. Because JC found three knights in this pile So what is it? I have three knights Yeah, but not Charles Anderson Uh yes, Charles Anderson, I'm sorry Yes he's on there He's on there Okay just stick with the logo We're good we're good David Yagley and Pleasanton California Wait a minute He needs his karma man Hold on a second You want karma? The guy can't remember when he got laid Yes we get laid, Karma, Karma and you won't give it to him? You are a cock blocker! You've got... Karma

1:36:59 You'll now get laid. David Yagley in Pleasanton, California 123.45 in the morning If you could knock me up with some much-needed Get Laid Karma It would be... What is wrong? This is like the second this is right next to the other guy! This is what's crazy Our listeners either have cancer or can't get laid. I'm not liking this No, me neither! You've got karma All right, now we got Sir John Smith coming with a nice $100 from St. Petersburg Florida I hope you enjoyed he sent me a bottle of wine curiously from Washington State From Florida and I thank you for that. I'm running my first triathlon in four years on Sunday need some serious huntsman chigga-chigga-ching karma

1:37:54 revering the donors and renouncing the boners. Yeah, let's do that then. You've got karma. Okay well at least we got off the get laid karma. Andrej Kelka in Prague $100 this is a dollar a show as a member of 300 club I owe you that hundred currently listening to NA379 by the way people are getting way behind on this show Stop that! It's not necessary Maybe we should you know the last show. We do is almost three hours You know it's short in the show or maybe we should just stop for a couple weeks so everyone's caught up That's an idea if I make the credits, I'll likely realize in August knighthood huge backlog of shows you now Put in your car you make a CD burn it play it in the car. You drive around that much at least Kelvin Jones our PhD from parts unknown

1:38:55 The wife is gone so I can send you money again. Can you extrapolate on gone? He's the one who talks about his wife in the room, so he can't send money and... Is she in the backyard in a hole? She hates this show! Alright. She hates this show. Yeah. I got a call back or was interviewed for a job. We'll go to Kingsville Texas in two weeks but they are my third best option hopefully by the time you read this on the air get a nod from the school in Trinidad. That'd be nice. Nice yeah. You need a person in Trinidad Regardless, I'm set for the fall and it'll be my last act of loving. No agenda! No need for karma just let all new listeners call all new listeners douchebags and let the boners know that this crackpot conspiracy theorist gives...and they should too! Why? Because! Elvin Jones 6969 The trend continues.

1:39:48 Okay, that's for the people out there who are boners. Big Dan Lovin, big Dan Lovin, parts unknown 6969 another one Calling myself as a kinster as a donor with a boner I lost my home in November and just last Saturday lost my job The new American dream of just getting by seems so far away at times please accept this donation And I would love a shot at karma as I search for a new job in an Or a newel of my business. What? Not sure... Having too soon have my own very, obviously this is drunk writing. Have my own very car Katrina Kemper thanks FEMA Big Dan Lovin aka big dan lovin on Twitter

1:40:33 Think you'd love FetLife.com as a private free Facebook for those with an alternate lifestyle. Oh, hold on a second... Fetishist! Oh, FetLife dot com, FetLife dot com So let's give him some karma for the camper and the job You've got karma Ah, FetLife is a free social network for the BDSM and fetish community. This is great picture! There we go... Look at the picture! I haven't gone there hold on let me go there It's like a Secret Service guy who has a hooker all tied up hanging from a net. Fetlife dot com Get some water there John you okay? Can can I have someone bring you some water? No I'm good Oh

1:41:23 That's you're all got a big smile on their face 98 points there are ninety eight point six percent of FET lifers would recommend FetLife to a friend 1.3 million members hey get someone to listen to the show yeah really and they got 6 million pictures send some I'm sorry Okay onward Colin Peterson in Bow, Washington 6969. Grebulon! Hey it's from Grebulon. It's my birthday again this Thursday keep up with the wonderful work we got a call out for him Michael Michaud $60 Nyan Nestler in Altmura Minnesota double nickels on the dime long time boner first-time donor needs a birthday shout out for his friend we got that

1:42:16 Uh, wait a minute. Two to the head. It is two to the head de-douching one bullet for him and one bullet for me Thanks for the greatest podcast in the universe You've been dedouched I guess that is kind of a deducing oops. I just overshot my spot here Okay Patrick Deary, Sarnia Ontario double nickels on the dime white hat Jan Jean in The Hague I would like a birthday shout out to my girlfriend Nancy who is celebrating this Thursday and some extra real estate karma for her. You've got karma

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1:45:11 Paul Vela, Sir Paul to you and Touchester 50 and finally Stacey Hayden. He becomes a knight today by the way that was his final installment of $50. Oh I didn't realize that yeah cool okay i thought he's already a sir I should have... In the morning I was recently introduced your show this is Stacy Hayden from Denver my smoking hot boyfriend Derek several months ago introduced me to show while his birthday is on Tuesday can resist calling him out as they douchebag And he is still a no boner, just like many of his friends. I'm able to celebrate with him this year so please give him a birthday shout out Do we have him on the list? Derek by Stacey No i'm glad we caught that Oh you sounded just like David Caruso I'm glad we caught that Perfect! I'm glad we caught that Zoom in And then he had to have a punchline to there Enhance

1:46:12 And I also wanted, there's a girl named Haley who wants some karma for her sister. Who is going to college and might as well give her some. You've got karma! And that should wrap it up we didn't have a very big... We didn't get a lot of help for this show. Show number four. Well it was because the last show sucked apparently. Could have. We want people to remind people go to Channel Dvorak dot com slash na dvorak org slash and a no agenda show calm and no agenda nation comm and But you know if you haven't donated for awhile think about think of us when you Think this is the stuff that you did on we didn't today's show was fantastic. I

1:47:00 So far, we haven't even gotten to the rest of it. There is something I'd like you to try We got a nice note from Robert Seals one of our producers in Gitmo Nation East and i'll read this verbatim to you because he did a little experiment says In the morning citizens! I wanted to let you guys know an experiment I tried I wanted to see if not listening to you would change my attitude My brother said he stopped listening to talk radio right wing talk radio And found... He was happier So I thought, I'd stop listening to you guys hoping that i would find ignorance bliss. All I managed to do was become uninformed. I found out that I was never not happy, I was just concerned and upset with the ways of the world." So now I'm back! I will continue to be a faithful listener and have restarted my $5 a month subscription. Sorry that's all I can afford right now... Take care and I am looking forward to The Hot Pockets 2009 Tour. This is good, I think it is very good advice and our mantra has always been go away

1:48:00 We find that works very well with our listeners. Go away! Don't listen, see how you feel." I think that's a good experiment. Yeah well he learned his lesson And all we really want is just some value for value. So if you would consider that, that would be highly appreciated. I should mention something else just in passing... You know the guy who sends us...I don't have his name handy but he sends us the package of vegan food every so often? Yeah! It's a subscription thing and you get a box. The big box yeah. I can recommend something

1:48:40 Want to reckon anyone who sees this and they go to like the Whole Foods or anything it should make its comes from Brazil It's called Samba 99 kupu atsu see you pu a See you, and it is a protein boost with brazil nuts. It is a some sort of a gooey Gaba goo that's got a bunch of brazil nuts in it absolutely delicious Is it a bar? It's not really a bar, it's like a long gob of goo that you can hold. It won't get all over your hand or anything so it's not really a bar I mean it could have been enclosed in chocolate or something I suppose but... Kapucha! It's just essentially a gob of goo

1:49:22 But it's delicious. Not only does this exciting Brazilian fruit contain an incredibly high amount of antioxidants, it also contains many antioxidants that are found in no other fruit on Earth! A pharmacy in a fruit! Nice! It's a pharmacy in a fruit and...a dessert topping in a flora wax all-in-one Yes Alright Very nice. Again, thank you all so much for your well those of you who supported the show hopefully you like this episode better we don't know what happened there but it definitely fell off a cliff and that's disappointing but it does happen so... You know also my letter which you'd like may have been depressing

1:50:03 Yeah, I don't know. Try a happy one! I'll do a happy letter. Hey everybody... Everything's great. Nice. Everything is cool. Hey throw some hookers out of the car! It's your birthday, birthday. I'm no agenda! Happy Birthday Alan Thompson he congratulates himself for celebrating today Greb Yolan also congratulations to you on your birthday today at 26 Ryan Lesler congratulates his friend Kurt Coobaugh White Hat John says happy birthday to girlfriend Nancy today Ryan Benson's buddy David Galloway turns 31 Stacey Hayden congratulates her

1:50:44 Smoking hot boyfriend Derek on Tuesday and citizen X says happy birthday to na groupie It is also her birthday today. Happy birthday from all your buddies here at the no agenda show Also known as the best podcast in the universe, and we do have a couple of nights coming on board This is great because they still get in on the night rings Which will end at the when the world ends, at the end of this year. And someone actually mentioned we should try badges now that they've got real badges now maybe you get a badge like a shield hello? What would it say? No agenda night yeah it'd look like a police badge but it would be no agenda night

1:51:31 And you could have it in a handsome... We can discuss what we've been talking and thinking about, and I was thinking of that pin they give out in Canada. Because no one's going to wear a big old badge on their finger. No no! You can have it in a handsome wallet. You can have it in a handsome leatherette wallet. You're gonna get clubbed! You can't walk around with the badge. It's got to be some phony badge your carrying. You're gonna get clubbed. The way things are going, you'll get arrested. Our listeners are not baby seals Not gonna get clubbed Club all right let's uh, let's induct three of our nights today if you just grab your sword there for a second now Okay, where is it? I don't see it There you go. I got Alan Thompson Charles Anderson and Paul Vela step forward

1:52:11 And for gentlemen, as you are today being inducted into the exclusive club known as the Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable. You have supported the program and $1,000 or in excess thereof and that is highly appreciated in our value for value proposition so we hereby knight thee Sir Alan Thompson, Sir Charles Anderson and Sir Paul Vela, Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable For you! The Bennys are here Hookers & Blow Red Boys and Chardonnay if you prefer Hookers & Blow Wenches and Beer It's all at the round table Enjoy Boy you're hamming it up more. I'm doing a Leo report enjoy Have you ever heard him do his pomos? I think you can do the David Caruso voices when you want. You need the punchline though, because he's like at the end He says well, and he puts it like this is the end of this guy for walking across... I don't know how to do it now! I'll write some material for you That's what I'll do This is the end of this guy And we will imagine that I'm David Caruso We will imagine David Caruso putting the sunglasses on and hitting it with a punch line Wait, I'm telling you sound exactly like him

1:53:17 And special thanks to Alan Thompson, our sole executive producer for episode 403. If you want to support us we will talk about it I guess on Sunday. Do you have any scripts to read? No, that's all dried up. I wonder why? I wonder why it's all dried up no scripts to read. I sent the other one in It's the first thing i do is a clip it and send it in and the auditions have stopped coming. I don't think they're like... He wasn't that bad! My agent was like this guy isn't A-hole he's not taking it seriously something like A-hole material we didn't want him

1:53:56 Now I have yet to get a single gig out of that. Sucks, sucks balls! Sucks! Talking about A-holes... So in the last week or so they had a big meeting, a big conference I guess to promote and to talk about the futures kind of like a clone of TED Singularity universe what university? What is this it's a crackpot University? You don't know but the singularity university look it up on Google real quick Singularity University. This is a screwball school that was kind of started by Kurzweil and his theory about the singularity or even though they've changed it completely I mean supposed to be about robots taking over the world and now instead it's a... Well, I'm against this then? I'm not for this No you'd be against this anyway when you hear any of these speeches Singularity U

1:54:50 We got a hot babe on the cover there, I'm interested now. Hmm... does she attend? She's actually a guy Oh So uh no, i don't know Shows you what I know So you can go to their faculty and see who is kind of either got It's just a bunch of characters Silicon Valley types What do they teach They teach well they teach how we can change the world and all this kinda Just that-I dunno what they teach They dont' teach anything Well then maybe we could get a teaching gig if it doesn't matter what ya teach You know what these people on this faculty list, they all look like their consultants. Well the guy who heads it if you go to Board of Trustees is this guy Paul Peter Diamandis who looks like I don't know and then Ray Kurzweil's a co-founder and chancellor so they had this big meeting in all the douchebags from Silicon Valley were at this thing listening to it was essentially a bunch of TED talks. I thought Ray Kurzweil looked cooler he didn't look so cool

1:55:50 And what's this with the logo? What is this with the Superman logo these guys are using. That's kind of gay Where is that? Look at the S, there singularity and diversity. Okay It's interesting because some people here that are trustees should know better Ohm Mollick should be on this So let me fit right in So I got a couple of clips. Let's start with this, the first bullshit when you get an idea about what they talked about. Start here clip. Connected and exchanging ideas it has gone up as populations gone up it's going up as people have concentrated in cities You know the coffee shop is the location where people exchange and share ideas now The global coffee shop is the internet And the more people connected the more innovation we have

1:56:39 Think about the fact that a Maasai warrior in the middle of Africa today on one of these cell phones has better mobile comm than President Reagan did 25 years ago. Oh, I get it. So this is the Diamantes character? This is a circle jerk club is what this is. Totally! Totally! So they show a picture of these Maasai warriors one of them scratching their head looking at the cell phone and the other one talking to somebody and they're still like you know they're still out in the desert you know that he probably can't get his signal and it's like... They have better connectivity a Maasai warrior than Reagan did when he was president so what?!

1:57:16 It's got nothing to do with anything. So we can track him with a drone and kill him? So they go on and on and on with this crap, so here is the kind of thing that we get. Now play Singularity University on solar and this starts off with Kurzweil who is not even there. I don't know if you've ever seen these things it's a box with glass screen behind it and images projected so he can see through it looks like a hologram but its not It's like a weird monitor and he is talking. He is being interviewed by this bonehead who is doing, this on PBS. Pessimistic. And I think the major reason that people are pessimistic because they don't realize that these technologies are growing exponentially for example solar energy doubling every two years it's now only seven doublings from meeting 100% of the world's energy needs and we have 10 thousand times more sunlight than we need

1:58:08 to do that. One last high-tech frontier, meat. At the moment livestock production takes up a third of the world's ice free land generates nearly 1 5th of the world greenhouse gases via organic exhaust front and rear and eating just one serving red me today says a new Harvard study correlates with 12 percent increased risk of death Enter in vitro meat, not to be confused with pink slime. We have the technology now it's being done in a number of labs to actually grow meat products in the laboratory, in the test tube so to speak and people say that's disgusting! Have you ever seen how chicken McNuggets are made?

1:58:56 But an in vitro hamburger doesn't sound like it would be good for you. Well, actually these kinds of new food products will be far better for you because they'll have the best proteins the best fats and nutrients built-in It'll taste like a hamburger? They'll taste better than a hamburger By this time we were sufficiently wowed if not downright overwhelmed but keeping our journalist Okay, so let me can I respond to this? Well before you responded. I want to make a couple of observations and you can respond one if it's according to Kurzweil who was the first speaker the second speaker was Diamandis solar power is or solar collection is doubling every two years and in seven year Seven more cycles which would be in 14 years will build a power the entire globe that's right solar what bullcrap

1:59:52 The second thing is you do, I mean this thing about the meat. We don't even know how nutrition works anyway but somehow we're gonna make this perfect burger that tastes better. How does he know? When has this been a product that he's had Anyway, go on. What's your yeah? Well, so these people are the Peons they are the pawns of the Illuminati New World Order They're too dumb that really they are stupid people I don't know many of them Kurtzweil Of course I know and he has a lot of groupies They are, it is a big circle jerk. They all go there to get gigs from each other they're all consultants but in the meantime they're spreading incredibly dangerous ideas about integrating it with technology eating in vitro meat what the hell does that even mean?

2:00:44 These are dangerous people and this organization should be shut down. In fact, it should be firebombed. It should be firebombed. Founding partners Autodesk Cisco Google Eplanet Ventures Nokia Kauffman It's a drinking club like you would say except I call it a circle jerk because I actually believe that... Hey reach around will ya? Oh yeah cool alright Ray You got another one of these? No, the other one was just actually you played more about that first one. All I'm saying is this something people should keep an eye on because it's very... It just does. I think it's sick and don't buy into it whatever you do. And all these guys are smiling all the time. I did a lot of work and I couldn't avoid it on vaccines

2:01:36 It started with Baroness Maggie. She sent me a great document, wow I had no idea this document existed it's in the show notes 403.nashownotes.com This is the 2012 report from the FRMA, the PRMA or the PHRMA This is America's Biopharmaceutical Research Companies Medicines in development. Vaccines! Would you like the highlights? Uh-oh. Mmhmm. Nearly 300 vaccines are in development currently. Three hundred vaccines. For what?! Well, I'm glad you asked John...

2:02:21 These findings illustrate the major contribution that vaccines have made in saving countless lives around the world. In the past several years, many successful new vaccines have been developed including one against human papillomavirus HPV infections that can lead to cervical cancer one to guard against pre-exposure to anthrax virus and a vaccine to prevent Pneumonoclonal infections, that's pneumonia I guess in high-risk populations but vaccines are not only for preventing infectious diseases No! In 2010 a new cancer vaccine For the treatment of prostate cancer was approved in the United States and many more are in development so they even are saying that

2:03:04 Vaccinations that aren't vaccines but are treatment for certain types of cancer, which last time I checked. I don't think was a virus That you can catch out of the air or you know Don't go visit the cancer patient because you might catch them unless your inoculated so even they're calling that vaccines I'll just run down a little list here we have Greer laboratories developing a cat allergy vaccine and We have Allerteen Therapeutics developing a peanut allergy vaccine. Oh, here's a good one John in case you have ragweed allergy there is a vaccine coming out for ragweed

2:03:42 We got a lot of cancer, gene therapy, breast cancer. It's all gonna save you by the way You should take these shots because you will never get cancer again What is this one? Pancreatic Cancer Oh damn! Steve Jobs just missed the vaccine I can't believe it that such a shame Scroll down here and highlight a few more This is from Crucel in Leiden Netherlands AIDS prevention HIV infection Just take the shot Have all the anal sex you want No problem There's lots of HIV vaccines. Vaccines, herpes simplex, anthrax... Yes! All vaccines against all these horrible horrible things you can catch. Influenza A virus, the staph infection which I think you can actually catch

2:04:30 Yep, smallpox vaccine. I thought we had a smallpox vaccine Why do we have to have a new one? I don't know what's wrong with the old one apparently not maybe it's out of patent They've changed it somewhat go down a little bit here ricin isn't what is rice in rice and RIC IN It's a ricin is the poison that's in the castor bean. Well, there's a poison well There's not disease as a vaccine against rice and poisoning it says prevention of rice and poisoning right here That's a vaccine. Yes it is! It's right here in their own documentation. It's called antidote No, it's a vaccine and look at this one

2:05:13 We have Janssen immunotherapy, Afris and Bayhill therapeutics all with Alzheimer's disease vaccines. Vaccines I'd like to remind you of... And then of course we have the NicVax which is now in phase 2 that's for smoking cessation. We have Celtic Pharma with the cocaine abuse vaccine it's just a bonanza of beautiful vaccines Caught something the other day which shows you the marketing and how Horrible this really is. Are you familiar with Adam Levine? Do you know Adam Levine names very familiar Okay, Adam Levine is a judge on The Voice and so right that guy he's from maroon 5 which is even lamer than those guys Green Day that you like I

2:06:09 And I've always and I mean miss Mickey, and I watch this show we watch two shows a week. It's our big TV night We watched the voice on Monday followed by smash which is still a great show and What yeah? That's a great show it's not a great show it's a great show So, and I've always looked at this guy and he can't talk. He's always... And Carson Daly was the host. They're always trying to hurry him along in these live shows and he can't talk! And he looks incredibly stoned. Then I come across this little commercial.

2:06:47 It was my ADHD and like many kids with ADHD I didn't outgrow it. I remember very distinctly not being able to focus so that was right around the time when i actually saw a doctor If you were diagnosed with ADHD as a kid, you might still have it Take a quiz at ownyouradhd.com to recognize your symptoms then talk with your doctor Looking into is really important Its Your ADHD Own IT! Own it! Be a part of the own it project. So there's this contest, The ownitproject? Yes ownitproject.com The mission of the ownit project is simple to encourage young adults and adults 18 plus to take responsibility for their ADHD To own it

2:07:32 Want a chance to be part of the Own It Project? If you're an adult with ADHD, create a video that shows how you're owning it and enter for a chance to win here! if your story is chosen, you could win a prize package. And the opportunity to help encourage others to own their ADHD. It's your ADHD. Own it! Sponsored by Shire Oh who is Shire? Let me see... Shire, let's look at their product list. SHIRE? Oh yeah you can find it at shire plc oh no I'm sorry shire dot com. Shire makes Adderall, Agrilynn, Allertech, Carbotrol, Dermagraft, Vyvanse, Promotene, Pensa, Mintek, Midon these are the drug guys telling

2:08:28 And wait, wait. Wait a minute why would drug guys do that? Because they're drug dealers but however John they are working and they work in close cooperation with Everyday Health. EverydayHealth.com own your ADHD let's take the adult ADHD screening contest! Test I'm sorry are you ready to take the quiz it's only six questions to find out if you have ADHD. Are you ready? Yeah, okay How often do you have trouble wrapping up the final details of a project once the challenging parts have been done You can choose from never Rarely, sometimes, often or very often. Very often. Okay click next How often do you have difficulty getting things in order when you have to do a task that requires organization?

2:09:25 Same thing? Well, it's never rarely sometimes often or very often. Very often! Very often okay I need to clean my office what can i say how often do you have problems remembering appointments or obligations That's why I use a calendar. How often do you have problems remembering appointments? Often, okay... Why should i remember any of those things? I need to write it down! When you have a task that requires a lot of thought how often do you avoid or delay getting started back to the office very often? I'll answer that one for ya. Very often. Well actually no. I'd say often. Often okay I'll do often then How often do you fidget or squirm with your hands or feet when you have to sit down for a long time? That's pretty neutral. So rarely, or sometimes? Rarely. And finally how often do you feel overly active and compelled to do things like you were driven by a motor? Rarely!

2:10:25 Oh, you scored a total of 21. ADHD may be likely John C. Dvorak! Wow I got it to the drugs Based on your responses to this adult ADHD screening quiz You may or may not have attention deficit hyperactivity disorder People who have answered similarly to you sometimes qualify for diagnosis of ADHD or ADD and have sought professional treatment for this order You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort Or recommendation of treatment However if you would be invited over to Likely Benefits Furthering Diagnosis from Physicians Trained in Mental Health Professionals Who Rule out a possible Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder You're good to go. I think you should consult your physician." Yeah, yeah. So... I would just like to now since we brought this topic up and since I told everyone I took the ADHD medicine Oh that's right! You took it as an experiment and you thought was the worst thing in the world. Yeah it tripped me out.

2:11:17 I'm surprised they're not knocking on your door and arresting you. It tripped me out, so here's what i would recommend and there's a great television show from the UK which of course is totally meant to make Americans look like idiots even though they prescribe these drugs just as frequently in the United Kingdom, I know I was all putting the show notes the guy goes and lives with a family and that all the kids are either dogs even on antidepressants It's hilarious. It's a hilarious show If the doctor recommends, and by the way, I'd see these kids on this TV show And they're like kids like take a shower No, I don't want to take a shower take it out of feel like taking a shower. I hate you mommy no, no get the kid on drugs and the doctors they're like he's doing very well with his What is it authority?

2:12:02 What's the already issues? No is what's the ODD that's the I don't know obstinance defiance disorder or whatever Defiance disorder defiance disorder. No if you are going yeah, if you're if you're going to give that to your kids I Recommend before you give the kid that first pill take it yourself Take the Ritalin take the Adderall wait for an hour so until it kicks in and And see, because you as an adult you will know how unless you're already drugged up. You will know what your brain does and this is what I witnessed. So I know when i'm high on something. I know that okay this feels different yeah? This is the difference that it is and do I like this high or not? Imagine your kid feeling like that when he's three years old

2:12:55 And then when you decide not to give it to your kid, which you will sell it to the teenager next door and make a profit. That's my that's my advice because I have to say if you're looking for a high in other words prescription anyway get the prescription don't give it to your kids sell it to the teenagers who know what is doing and want to get high Now, on the vaccine front we've got another... It's a good thing you're in Austin. We've got another campaign underway this is a good one. Here come with the territory in most pediatricians offices where kids have a strict vaccine schedule to follow but you won't find stickers and lollipops at your general practitioner's office

2:13:36 I think we do a much better job immunizing children in this country than adults. A new survey by Walgreens finds nearly half of American adults are unaware of government-recommended vaccines for their age group. It really is an issue, I would say, of awareness and also access to a health care professional who can help educate you. Most of us know about yearly flu shots but experts say all adults over age 65 should get the pneumonia vaccine one shot should last the rest of your life Those itchy chicken pox you had as a kid can rear their ugly little heads again now that you're an adult in the form of extremely painful condition called shingles. There are million cases per year of shingles and it's not just a rash, it is very painful rash that can be debilitating But studies show a Zostavax booster shot can cut the chances of developing shingle by half or at least reduce the severity of disease

2:14:31 Doctors say the number one reason we're seeing an increase in whooping cough cases in children is because their parents haven't gotten their pertussis booster shot. It's added to the diphtheria and tetanus shot that's recommended every 10 years These diseases are not rare diseases that you won't encounter, they will hit home. Doctors say the best way to protect yourself and your family is to roll up your sleeve Erica Edwards, NBC News. Anyway, this line in there really bothers me which was the line it will eliminate or reduce the severity. Now does this stuff work or not? In other words you get this shot for shingles and you get shingles and then no matter what form of shingles you get because the shot didn't apparently work at all You can say well, you know it would have been worse But you don't know that

2:15:30 So this is goes... If it doesn't do anything and if you don't get shingles, you don't get shingles. You get shingles, you get shingles because the shot didn't do anything but you can make the claim without reduce the severity How do you know it reduced to severity? This goes right back to the previous episode where we talked about kids who have been inoculated against Whooping Cough, the pertussis vaccine The majority of them get the whooping cough, but they didn't get their booster shot. No! They're getting it because you're injecting your kid with the actual virus and its not working! And I'll wrap up here because this just freaks me out how... My goodness the drug dealing that's going on is outrageous

2:16:13 Apparently, so I don't have proof of this but apparently a lot of the polio vaccines are not working and what they've done is they have renamed Polio to this is how Gilead bar syndrome came into light. And and what I'm understanding Is that? The polio vaccines are not working in large amounts of cases and the symptoms that people are getting so they don't freak people out and say, well these polio vaccines don't work. That they just change the name of the disease and say oh well you've got Guillain-Barre syndrome And that would kind of explain why people get that when they get their polio shot. So I'm not sure... The polio shot used to work what changed?

2:17:02 Well, I don't know for the same reason they have to make a new smallpox. I think they're just throwing crap together and calling it something and shooting you up and charging your 400 bucks And let me say here's how it works with the HPV I've noticed this twice now with and I will have to say with both With women in my life when we put it that way You go for a pap smear, which is a good thing to do. You go for the pap smear, the doctor calls you up... Smear not schmeer! Schmeers what you put on a bagel That's exactly what it looks like. Pap smear and you go to that for a pap smear I love the way that sounds and The doctor calls you up and says oh Yeah well, this is not really good The results came back And we're not quite sure We think we have we used to do a biopsy

2:17:50 Which freaks you out because, and I've heard this from multiple women in my life. And so then you have to go do a biopsy which is unpleasant It's not a horrible, horrible thing and as a man I can't imagine it but it is unpleasant. And they snip the little thing away and send that off to the lab then you're freaking out for 10 days then the lab comes back and says would you please come into our office so we can talk over this? So now your shitting yourself now as a woman there is poop coming out of your mouth like oh my god I have cancer! Well, you know what? It turned out it's okay. We had two results and one said maybe and the other said no and turns out you're okay however You probably should get the HPV vaccine just to make sure this is what is going on

2:18:39 This is how it's being played and I want you to email me because I guarantee you this is the sales cycle and they're doing it everywhere in America. And it's terrorizing women, and it's getting them to buy very expensive vaccines that don't work! And I spit on you pharma industry!" Yeah well... How much does a cost for HPV seriously? $400 dollars. How many do you have yet? Two shots of four hundred dollars It's two shots, so it's 200 bucks. So it's $400 for a shot? No, 400 each! What?! Yes, 400 each. So he had to spend 800 dollars- no wonder they're pushing this or taking a piece of the action! Duh...

2:19:18 And this is how it works and I've seen it happen three times. There's no reason for it to be that expensive but obviously, you can make some quick money unless you're gouging please I would like you to send a guarantee I'll get 100 emails of people saying wow that's exactly what happened to my wife my daughter my sister my mom whatever yeah well there's probably a few doctors out there that aren't trying to screw their customers No! I don't think so My doctors pretty good Yeah, you sound real healthy. He thinks the country's over vaccinated Of course there are good doctors of course there are and there's good bankers and good lawyers There's good everything but in general no No It's set up And it's rude yeah well it's a money-making business You can tell when you walk into place if it's a scam or not destroying people Well to lighten things up please

2:20:15 I think we should revisit, it's something we've never had a clip of. Oh! And i think is something we should revisit because people that listen to our show there especially overseas they've never seen a lot of the types early reality television was not what you see today But early reality television still does exist in the form of, well one of the earliest. Maury Povich this is a classic clip for I haven't seen Maury Povich for years and i said i can i bet you i can get a clip from this and it's just everything he does is exactly...is THIS essentially This is really, really a strange story. Because Catherine sits here being accused by the love of her life Chris of having an affair with a married man. Chris suspects the married man may be the father of their two daughters one year old Leigh Asia and nine month old Kai Asia The married man she's supposed to have an affair with is Chris' own 55-year-old father When I first heard the rumors about me squishing shit

2:21:24 reputation like that. Hell no! He's not just denying one of my daughters, he denied both of them I have done nothing but love Chris and be there for him even though he cheated and put me on the back has been there for me and my girls he treats me like i'm his own daughter even though Tony was helping me it does not mean he was sleeping with me so Katherine took a lie detector test too so we're going to find out those So I've never heard a round of applause for lie detector test. Can i play you a clip from the Maury Povich show? play.

2:22:30 That was on the Maury Povich show man. That was before he turned into this character I know, but the funny thing is that's an old clip Yeah, yeah, I think it's weird you have it at the ready well. I just googled it Oh, that's an old clip But his voice isn't he's got them dead voice The Maury Povich voices extremely identifiable and has not changed an octave an octave wouldn't change And he still married to Connie chunk So anyway, that's kind of what TV... Maury Povich turned into a straight up talk show journalist. Which is during when he introduced you back. Well the original guy was Morton Downey Jr

2:23:16 Well, you're passing up Wally. Wally George. Okay I'm sorry! I don't know the Wally's and actually there is a guy that predates them all and i am trying to think of his name he was extremely popular uh... square headed guy who was the guy in thing i think he was the original Morton Downey Jr came into this a second-generation character of this ilk and he said so himself in his bio before he died that they would stoke him up on meth. Who was that? Benzedrine, before you went out there and so he was all pumped up and out of his mind I have to say it was extremely entertaining Good! And i like that very cool

2:24:03 But yeah, Maury Povich evolved into this kind of... I don't know what. I don't even know what kind of a show that is. Alright well so that was incredibly uplifting John thank you so much can i bum ya out now? Can I just bum ya out now? You always do. Yes, on Tuesday we continued in the Senate with investigations about the MF Global scandal and a reminder John Corzine who has bundled over $500000 for President Obama who just seems to be on vacation somewhere we have no idea where he is He's hanging out The people currently working at the bank The failed bank where they stole customer money are getting bonuses

2:24:46 And we are investigating. Let's listen in on Tuesdays Senate hearing about the investigation, the opening by the chairman of the committee. I'll call this hearing to order. Today's hearing will examine the lessons learned from the collapse of the MF Global. The misuse of customer accounts by one of the world's largest commodities and derivatives brokers has shaken confidence in our markets and deserves a thoughtful discussion of how to better protect farmers, ranchers and investors going forward. So instead of... Who is this guy? Uh forget his name Oh he sounds like this must have taken place after lunch He sounds like he's had eight martinis or he's had a stroke No, he has uh he has a speech impediment And I can bring up the page until it will tell you who it was But the thing that I noticed is we're not looking at

2:25:42 sending anybody to jail and I was like, what have we learned from this? Are you kidding me?! What have we learned from this because you know... We have to figure out how it doesn't happen again. No no! I want to figure out who the a-hole is. We know who it is. We know its John Corzine. We know Joe Biden and Barack Obama blow the guy on stage because he raised so much money for them Former Goldman Sachs banker Nothing oh we just move right along don't worry Eric Holder's looking into it Luckily at least we have one question One question to Mr. Free, F-R-E-E-H He is the...

2:26:19 the assessor in the case, so he is guiding the bankruptcy and proceedings on behalf of MF Global. He also happens to be a former director of the FBI. Yeah Louis Freeh! Listened him. Let me ask you this... Has it been part of your effort and review to determine who what individuals at what level, I'm trying to think of here structure more than any individual but what individuals created the set of decisions that created the challenge that we have. Yes, Senator I mean that's uh...the subject both of my investigation and Mr Giddens were looking to determine the available causes of action including fraud lack of fiduciary responsibility. I love the word fiduciary because it has the word douche in there i think thats great

2:27:15 And where are you in that investigation at this point? We're just beginning it, sir. What?! You're just beginning!? It's been six months! You're just beginning... Beginning it So you cannot identify at this point the responsible parties I could not do that fairly at this point No no no Because I'm an FBI guy This is-I have no words for this I'll tell ya there's an interesting thing about this character Free I don't know why he did this, but in 2009 he became an Italian citizen.

2:27:57 Oh really? I didn't know that. That's pretty good! Why would an American director of the FBI decide to become an Italian citizen? Is there an extradition treaty between Italy and America? Well, I don't know maybe there's something screwy going on... I would say there's probably no extradition treaty He wouldn't be too popular necessarily in Italy because he was a guy behind the Pizza Connection investigation. And he was lead prosecutor which is about drug trafficking operation in United States that use pizza parlors Hmm But uh... He also was behind the Waco thing, as far as I can tell. Let me see... is there an extradition treaty? Extradition Treaty US Italy Come on Book of Knowledge! Uh yeah we have Italy so that can't be it There's some other reason obviously Probably just a tax dodge Must be because no one pays taxes over there in uh in Italy That's why they can't use cash anymore

2:29:01 No more cash. Ah, the Dutch bank? They're doing this campaign it's on TV all over the place I think it is for ABN AMRO not to use cash anymore and how handy and cool your card is they got these two old bags and they are like buying pizzas ordering hookers buying little tiny Gitmo cars and its all on the card and how cool and there like a comedy duo only no funny It's really, they're really going for it. Yeah they don't want to...it's easier to confiscate money if you actually have any money. Well it's not only that, If you understand how the banking system works as long as you never actually have to poop out euros or dollars or anything like that

2:29:49 Then the money really never exists. It's just in the central banking system and it's just you know checks and balances left and right, so you don't actually have the money if it never becomes even the fiat paper money which is questionable that's money then yeah it sits in the bank it's just worth more than they just spin it around and around Which is I think what Europe needs right now because they can't have people hoarding cash. They need to have all these numbers to give the banks so the banks can then go and buy, you know, the bankers can buy boats and yachts and Greek islands and oil companies and gas companies. And Haiku Herman

2:30:30 actually spelled it out. Listen to his math, this is Haiku talking about the European Investment Bank and he's basically saying watch what we do! We should have this system you put a dime in and you get $1.80 out listen how he does the math To fill financing voids left by the markets, the European Union also has its own investment bank. The European Investment Bank... So he's literally saying to fill the void that we have so they pay off bankers, we have our own European Investment Bank? Let's see how it works Haiku! The biggest multilateral bank in the world people tend to forget this I forget this much It isn't very well known by the wider public although i suppose many of you do know it

2:31:15 Which one is it? European Investment Bank lends directly to the larger ones of you. And helps banks provide loans to smaller business it was a partner in developing important infrastructure projects, such as windmills and solar power stations. And during the crisis when banks took fright and the market retreated, European Investment Bank substantially upped its game ensuring that crucial projects continue to receive the necessary financing. Today without new capital

2:31:51 the bank would soon be forced to scale down the actions. Certainly, new capital means calling upon European governments and taxpayers." Okay so he's saying European governments i.e., taxpayers you have to put money into this bank and here is how it works? Yet there is a convincing case to be made shouldn't we therefore examine how the EIB can expand role where it is most needed I think we should. With 10 billion increase in the capital, we could expand the bank's overall lending capacity to 60 billion of new loans in the next three years to support new investments up 280 billion euros Such a port is essential for countries and companies To be able to grow themselves out of the crisis So you put ten billion in

2:32:48 It turns into 60 billion magically through the fractional banking system. Over three years is 180 billion! This is a great system! It's like the T1 lines they used to sell back in the day, remember? Yeah! You get a fractional T1 or they'd sell it as a T1 Right And you say well then you're getting this one real megabit supposedly but it was always shared by 20 guys Fractional T1 How about my T1 So, but that's crazy. It's like so you taxpayers... The shell game is the word! Yeah well if you know how the system works which is it's a mind meld really You know? If you put 10 billion in so you slaves give us ten billion dollars thanks for working We turn that into 60 over three years its 180 and we give that to the bankers

2:33:45 We can bail them out of their bad investments in your roads you don't use. which is your Holland, were the first suckers to go cashless. Unless you can get the entire population of the EU to go 100% cashless... But they're doing that with laws! It's a house of cards that is going to fall apart if they've only got a year or two to do this Yeah but this why they have all the laws Italy Spain I think Greece as well You know cash transactions illegal over 2 and 1 half thousand euros

2:34:29 By the way, Gitmo Nation Netherlands cabinet did fall. I don't know if you heard it? Did you hear the sound? No, I only think that media picked it up So they will have snap elections on September 12th Snap an election! I don't understand why its a snap election if is going to take six months That'll be very interesting to see certainly in light of the fact that Amnesty International Amnesty International has now come out and said Netherlands you discriminate against Muslims whole big report of course the Amnesty International is not only run by a former United States State Department

2:35:17 shill, but it is financed by a USAID and the state department. And here it is European countries are discriminating against Muslims for demonstrating their faith especially in fields of education and employment This is what Amnesty Rights Group and Amnesty International said Tuesday In a report focusing on Belgium France the Netherlands Spain and Switzerland amnesty urged European governments to do more to challenge negative stereotypes and prejudices against Islam The report was particularly critical of countries that have brought in outright bans on face-covering veils and the wearing of religious symbols in schools. Rather than countering these prejudices, political parties and public officials are all too often pandering to them in their quest for votes

2:36:06 So bad on you. Bad! What's Amnesty International got to do with any of that? I thought they were about... Human rights, human rights, human rights! No fly zone over Holland hurting the Muslims. Well it'd be very interesting to watch this election with Geert Wilders and how that rolls, you know? It'll be very very interesting I think that's about all. Oh yeah, projected price of a pack of smokes in New Zealand in the next 5-10 years? About $70. Actually 8 years. Yeah, five to eight years. $70! That is the goal as they want New Zealand... The whole island has to be smoke free. The whole island. Just the whole island smoke free. Why? I don't know, the sheep are complaining

2:37:06 Well, the reason why is if you take away the obvious like oh this is so bad You shouldn't be smoking then. You know we could take away anything What will it be next that's what you got to ask yourself? What will it be next? Miss Mickey and I took a little trip on Monday an overnight trip when we had to fly And we had to opt out on both ends yeah So there's a new script Oh as a new script There's a new script The first thing when you say I'd like to opt-out is you know this is not an x-ray machine right I'm like, I know exactly what that machine is. And the next thing they say is all right stand over here it's gonna take a while this is the new script I got on both ends of the trip two different cities exactly the same uh it's going to take awhile? It's gonna take awhile same thing why is it gonna take awhile because you're a pain in the ass oh that's the reason because they're there you know patting people down constantly whether they go through the machine or not and the funny thing is it didn't take a while

2:38:09 They just say that. Yeah, they're just it's part of the script but they don't want you standing there too long and when so the Austin guy he was uh... He was very nervous and he has to run through the whole script including giving me the option to have a private screening And yeah they always say that. And he forgot that Because when he was reading the script about you know how I'm gonna hit you with a me up back of the hand Pat You know inside, but that I'll tell you sensitive area resistance whatever. I was looking him with a laser Laser beam in my eyes and he started to sweat I almost felt bad for the guy and then as he moves into oh And did you want a private screening said no?

2:38:53 I want you to do it here in public. I really have been waiting for you to get into my waistband, come on TSA baby! So that's the new script be on the lookout for that but then when they say It'll take a while... it doesn't really take awhile they just say it so take awhile this will take a while don't be a while usually had some TSA people that could send us some of these scripts Listeners. Yeah, if we had a new script that would be nice to have it would be well maybe I'm sure someone can send us something. Maybe but and I'll give you one other tip happy tip just end it all off because of the new procedures You know that now We're gonna have these machines that check your ID against your ticket right yeah So they've overlooked a very important thing now this is only for Noah general listeners in the United States of Gitmo nation

2:39:56 This is a big one for you. It's a big, big tip so because they have now stepped up this checking the ID against the name on the ticket and they're gonna have machines for it They're so focused on it that you can walk right into the first class line Which has no weight because they don't check if you have a first-class ticket So we know we are in Southwest We just walk right into the first-class line and no one checks it and all the other stupid sheep are standing In the roundabout a little hamster Hamster maze you just walk right in that's funny because they don't check it anymore because I used to have like some kind of Airline official checking to see if you have a first class ticket, so that's now gone because there's now these morons who work at the TSA

2:40:47 And they're not checking for that. They're just, how do I turn on the blue light? Right! Yeah... yeah they wouldn't All they care about is matching these two things and putting a little mark A meaningless scribble On the boarding pass So if you take all things into consideration The best part of flying first class Is not having to wait 45 minutes To go through the humiliation tunnel Of the TSA So I think that this program has just given you a free upgrade and that is certainly worth the donation to the program. There you go! That's value for value right there, there are no two ways about it It's a fact And we'll see if this show sucked or not Well...I don't know We need some-we need more help than what we got in this show This was very light Very light

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