Topic: Alan Thompson

Alan Thompson from New Carrollton, Maryland, serves as the sole executive producer for the day, contributing $333.33 to celebrate his birthday. The contribution moves him toward his knighthood status within the show's donor hierarchy. The hosts acknowledge the lack of other executive producers for the session, jokingly attributing the decline to the quality of the previous episode.

The hosts perform a formal induction ceremony for three new Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable: Sir Alan Thompson, Sir Charles Anderson, and Sir Paul Vela. Each has contributed $1,000 or more to the program. The segment includes a series of birthday shoutouts for listeners and their families, followed by a discussion about potential physical badges or pins for show supporters.