Topic: Paul Vela

The hosts process a series of listener donations, granting "karma" for various personal requests including job searches and health issues. Stacey Hayden completes her knighthood installments, while other donors like Ryan Benson and Paul Vela contribute to the show's "value for value" model. A donation from "Big Dan Lovin" mentions FetLife, leading to a brief discussion about the social network for the BDSM community.

The hosts perform a formal induction ceremony for three new Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable: Sir Alan Thompson, Sir Charles Anderson, and Sir Paul Vela. Each has contributed $1,000 or more to the program. The segment includes a series of birthday shoutouts for listeners and their families, followed by a discussion about potential physical badges or pins for show supporters.