Topic: Michael Sam

The NFL and the Dallas Cowboys are accused of managing a "nightmare situation" by signing Michael Sam to a practice squad to avoid charges of homophobia. The discussion contrasts Sam's situation with former player Charles Haley, who reportedly engaged in lewd behavior during team meetings but was tolerated due to his talent. The segment suggests the league prioritizes public relations over meritocracy.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Sam Malauro, Scott Fisher, and Michael Birch, who each donated $1,000 or more. They also announce birthdays for several producers and their children, many of whom are celebrating on the numerically significant date of 11-11-11.