Topic: Mayday

A producer working for SSA Marine provides internal details regarding the vessel collision in Baltimore, confirming two pilots were in control when power was lost. Despite issuing a mayday and dropping anchors, the ship's displacement made a collision inevitable. Speculation regarding the cause of the power failure includes the possibility of dirty fuel affecting the engine and steering.

The reading of "A is for Activist" continues, covering letters L through Z. The book promotes LGBTQIA rights, Mayday celebrations, and "Z is for Zapatista" instead of zebra. The hosts compare the cadence to Dr. Seuss but criticize the content as a sinister attempt to subvert traditional education and instill radical ideology in toddlers.

A series of "Mayday" donations (amounts ending in 51) are acknowledged from various listeners, including Archduke Nussbaum and Sir Salverin. The hosts remind the audience that their names and titles are archived by the Royal Library in the Netherlands, ensuring their status as executive producers is preserved for history.

The hosts discuss the legalities of using the term "Mayday," noting it is a felony to use it without a dire emergency. They introduce a special "F-Pneumonia" jingle for a donor's father, modeled after their "F-Cancer" jingle. The segment concludes with a final thank you to the $50 donors and a look forward to the next live show from Texas.

The hosts read a list of donors from various locations including Alberta, Tel Aviv, and London. They encourage listeners to consider monthly subscriptions to support the show's longevity and anonymity.