2:55:23 It looks like anyway, thank you very much Darren O'Neill no agenda art generator commas where you can find all of the art we have over 30,000 pieces there not bad for sixteen hundred and forty six episodes We have hundreds hundreds of artists. You can join them. You can open up an account at Noah Jenna Art Generator calm Thank you to all of the artists for all we appreciate everything that you do but only one can be chosen obviously Now we go to the treasure part. We'd like to thank our executive and associate executive producers first These are $200 and above, and John's gonna kick it off Yeah, we have a not necessarily perfect anonymous guy is in Texas $420.69 but I will read his note
2:56:09 Starts off. He's kind of one of these guys what he up to weirdos oh I know exactly well, he's at 420 69 so okay Yeah, I got a 2069 hello. I'm not complaining did the show but I saw on your Yankee looking site that you mentioned my name on this show if I donate over 50 I do want do not want to be named and Now this is a guy who doesn't want to be named, but he sent an email in over the years where he's named. Okay no need for recognizing Amuch who had been listening since I first heard Adam on The Joe Rogan Experience awhile ago. There you go. Big fan of this show and appreciate you guys! You guys make me laugh stay gay! Okay anonymous anonymous yeah that guy. Appreciate you
2:57:03 No jingles? Nothing else there. No, that was it! We move on to Brandon Janssen from Parts Unknown 403 dot 33 he has a long handwritten note but I shall read it and by the way this is another donation that is problematic like the one we just read because he had sent in his site supposedly sent in a certified letter with a donation and never got through and we went back and forth and back and forth then finally came in And then he writes this unreadable note. I can read it! Okay, if you can read it you can read it Yes Brandon Johnson ITM gents thank you for your courage Firstly everyone listening to this needs to check their conscience and contribute one of the three T's Karma will take note and peg you back in kind yes yeah I'm speaking from personal experience as my first treasure donation was a show number donation for episode 1601 I expected nothing in return by the way
2:57:59 We do the same. We give the value, we expect nothing in return It comes but we expect nothing And were right! Most of you don't send anything All I asked for from the universe was house selling karma and literally The day that my tithing was accepted we sold our house That morning i woke up seeing threes everywhere So it should come as no surprise that all worked out Signs are all over if you simply pay attention Second Please revert back Back to my first point if you value the show and appreciate the insight of our two gracious hosts Adam And John they do not take them for granted all of us producers must contribute time talent or treasure To keep this train rolling Lastly this completes. My knighthood, and I would like by name to be sir Rev Joseph James plus the 33 up Joseph James at thirty-third Sir Rev Joseph James a thirty third please and thank you
2:58:56 Oh, Blanton's single barrel bourbon at the round table? Okay. If I could also humbly request baby-making karma for me and my smoking hot wife of 21 years along with the following jingles... oh, I didn't see any of this okay donate I got that I got to donate I could get the donate Sorry this part. I wasn't quite running. Yes, okay donate 33 is the magic number? Okay Magic number got that one and Little girl yay my goodness Okay, and the go podcasting ok well. I think I think we can do all of that Keep up the great work gentlemen God speed sincerely yours a faithful night
2:59:46 P.S., what does he say here? This is kind of a funny note, PS in light of the good news Jingo I'd like to share this quote The world isn't getting something or darker I guess the world isn't getting darker The veil sheltering you from reality is being lifted Alright very nice You've got Donate! Donate! Karma. 33, that's the magic number. Go Pug Texas! There we go and your baby name is Karma. You've got it. Karma. Alright did it all I had one miscue sorry about that Tower Comics
3:00:50 from Fort Saskatchewan, Alberta Canada 333 Paris of Canada. What do I hear in the background over there? Okay what you're hearing is they've decided because of the potholes... Oh! ...I later have to go get my new tire Since you complained about the potholes No, I complained about the potholes but no they're that what your hearing is a machine that is shaving the road For the potholes. For repaving Oh, so they're fixing the... They're fixing the potholes? Locally they are going to Well this is not where the potholes are The potholes that are dangerous Are on the freeway You need to stop complaining They're fixing it for you
3:01:33 Well, they're making a lot of noise as you can tell. They are there. Anyway in Alberta Canada 333 it's interesting that we got no classic three three three dot three three donations on this show In fact, we only had a total of 43 donations over 50 bucks which is really low for Thursday Yeah, and Tower Comics says thanks for the deconstruction. Can I get a de-douching? You've been de-douche'd! For my buddy Blaze And you would like an R2D2 karma and a jingle amen fist bump yeah we can do that Amen fist bump. You've got Karma
3:02:16 Uh, Amy Byrne is in Swannona North Carolina 333. She says thank you for making me laugh when there's so much grim news By the way, if you've been listening to this podcast the whole way through and you haven't laughed once never listen again. It is hard if you don't laugh at least once during this show then we fail really enjoyed Adam's testimony no bells or karma all right thank you very much Amy that was sweet it was very sweet here we go to Eli the canary gets her Eli the coffee gow slips in an ad in Bensonville Illinois he's very sly $212.12 I would like to credit this donation
3:02:53 To Scaramanga! Oh. For his tree lobster art from the last show, which cracked me up. So that's a switcheroo then? Or is it just dedication? No credit he says credit. He gets the donation but here by the plug is coming I had the pleasure of meeting him at a brewery event where I was selling coffee a few weeks ago John, you were spot on in the newsletter. The bridge did fall like it was flimsy! Two jingles can summarize this week's bridge collapse. Please play Coincidence I Think Not, followed by Build Back Better my wife's favorite jingle. Producers who want coffee with no bitter burnt taste visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com and use the code ITM20 for 20% off your first order stay caffeinated Eli the Coffee Guy! I will say i ran out of
3:03:48 Black Rifle this morning and so then I picked up one of their the gigawatt packs. That need a little more than then, uh...I would put in the black rifle but it's good! It keeps me awake and jolly! Coincidence? I think not! Leora Coronel? Coronel. Nevada City, is it Nevada City if it's in California or Nevada City
3:04:27 It's still Nevada City. Oh, associate executive producer $21 and 60 cents ITM gentleman my smoking hot husband Gus has been a devoted listener since I hit him in the mouth in 2021 you're good wife and I'm ashamed to say he still hasn't gotten around to donating please deduce him for his 48th birthday tomorrow March 29th You've been de-dooshed Linda Lupatkin comes up and she's the final associate executive producer on this short list. She is in Lakewood, Colorado and of course she wants jobs karma so there is nothing new there. She says for an exceptional resume go to imagemakersinc.com for all your executive resume job search needs
3:05:14 That's Image Maker Zinc with a K. Or find Linda Lupatkin, Duchess of Jobs and writer of resumes on the producer list. There you go. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! And that is it for executive and associate executive producers. As you know, the rules are anything above $200 we will read your note regardless of what it is as long as we can read it and it's not too long and it's not too crazy but we pretty much read them all anything under that we pick and choose where we can depends on time depends on what the note is but if you really want to have it read 200 and above is where you go for your executive and associate executive producer status which are real credits Go ahead ask Dana Brunetti, producer
3:05:59 of Gran Turismo should have been an Oscar winner. I'm glad you saw that movie! I am too, i loved that movie. I sat there and said Phoebe that was a great movie Phoebe's like, it was watching the movie with you. Oh yeah. I she loves it. You know doggy I have to mention this dogs can see LCD screens they never could see a television that's right That's right LCD screens made all the difference in the dogs life when doing dogs started seeing cats too It's a dog story watch and so dogs watch TV now. I know I know it's great She loves it But I just especially loved like the when they show the inside of the cylinders firing and The movie is special effects and everything that but that movie was so well produced And well done, well shot it's a drunk guy. You know it got in probably paid out But it was like you know oh no they made Bank up front It was one big commercial
3:06:55 Yes, that's true. Brunetti is no dummy he's like hey by the way for all you're gonna pay me in advance I'll do anything All the crap i gave him about 50 shades of gray this really makes up for it not in money but it makes up for Anyway, we don't read anything under 50 because people there like to stay anonymous. So $49.99 is always good Don't add any fees because that will put it up over the 50 and then we might make a mistake And of course we want to thank everybody and if everybody did this it would be great If you just take out a sustaining donation which is some kind of regular thing that you automatically have paid It can be anything you want. If everybody did that We'd be in fat city
3:07:35 Instead, here we are. That would be the day short list. Keep people idealize the whole situation and think they can do exactly what you described was that? Oh, you know if I got like 500 dollars, no, I only need like 10000 people to listen to the podcast for and if I charge them each ten bucks a month oh yeah that's perfect because at ten bucks a month that means that That's like over a hundred, that's $1 million dollars a year. I'll make 1.2 million a year with 10 thousand listeners." Yeah yeah that's how they always start out-that's how we started! And then... With our two dollar donation. Boy did we learn a lot. You learned fast. We did and newsletters help podcasters if you can get them through
3:08:17 So thank you very much. NoagendaDonations.com is where you can learn more and be a producer, no one here is a listener You are a producer of the best podcast in the universe John will take us now through the 50 donations The Highland Craig start us off from New Brownfells Texas Braunfels Braunfels yeah whatever the case is I'm still irked 182, 18. She has a nice and she or he I think is a wife that wrote this note Yeah, it should help in my hubs and I she says about kovat Nice note from one of the Highland the Highland Craig's Mrs. Craig yes Dwayne Biblo in Calgary Alberta No jingles no karma Of course 130 Oh three Baron
3:09:05 Surfer, S-I-R-F-E-R in Shasta Lake California. Full to the brim by the way 12345. Hocken Andreson in Portland Oregon 10535 Cole McCormick birthday boy first time donating He needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched! Cole, Cole McCormick... I know this name, I know Cole. Cole McCormick he needs some jobs coming at the end and he donated $105.35. Thanks Cole. Kai Hawker in Higginsville Missouri
3:09:42 100 and he says it states reality outstanding product no kidding Kevin McLaughlin comes in with boobs 8008 1646 boob donation sir Richard Hufford in Tempe Arizona 8008 happy Easter Which is coming Easter Sunday's coming up. Let's bring in a donation maybe some good Easter donations coming up for Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! And guess what? We're working on Easter and we're working on Easter the High Holy Day It's one of them mm-hmm Sir Richard Hufford in Tempe Arizona that came in with AOA as I said Ryan Antonioti Anotio... Antonio Antonetti
3:10:32 You don't think it's Antoniotti? Well, it says right there. Oh he's got his pronunciation Antonetti. Antonetti! Well that might be the way you pronounce it then. Yeah I think so. 8008 for him Chris Jossick in Philipsburg New Jersey let's see if he's got anything no 8008 He says he's here for his two favorite boobs love you guys Love you mean it Isn't that cute? It's cute Derek Allison in Rock Springs, New York 8. Oh we get a 808 day yeah And he says Shiloh leaps is a douchebag We got that out of the way Dana Carol or Dina Carol in Lawton Nevada Laughlin Nevada 72 27 it's interesting town John
3:11:24 Hoibor. Hoibor, Hoibor, Hoibor, Hoibor. It means hay farmer. Mr Hay Farmer 6114 Chad Hewitt in Folsom California 6006 small boobs Paul Webb in Twickenham Middlesex UK 5555 Matthew Golan in Miami Florida 5510 Adrian Christensen 55 Brian Conger, and I think these are all $50 donations that have been jumped up. Indianapolis Indiana 5272 John Robertson Yekipa California 5272 Person of Merit Comics a lot of comic guys today Columbus Ohio 5272 Scott Nelson in Council Bluffs Iowa 5001 and the following people are $50 donations
3:12:17 starting with Ami Grohl in Burien, Washington right outside the airport. John Walter in Wenatchee, Washington Fall Line Farm in Columbus Georgia go visit them. Quinnerex Inc in Brandington Florida he put a note in here it says John is great Adam you too Okay, any comments on his sensationalism? Jack Schofield in Yankee Town Florida. Sean Anorberg in Seattle Washington another Washingtonian Brian Emmenheiser in Lancaster California Forrest Scott Brinkley in Christianburg Virginia Aaron Weisgerber in Bend Oregon Michael Elmore and Gastonia New York Richard Gardner who I always think is a New York
3:13:08 John Taylor in Florissant, Colorado. Zev Green in Teaneck New Jersey and last but not least the good old Brand family in Placerville California want to thank these people for making show 1646 a reality and a winner also got a note here from This is from Spartanburg who will be title changing today to a baron. He says I don't know if ever got my Got my make right to Baron Oh, okay So no, I guess we missed it so we're doing it now If indeed I'm a Baron and I want to relay my disgust with Adams lack of appreciation of Poonami for clip of the day
3:13:49 Yes! That very well is clip of the year he says. As a baron I wish to confer a clip of the day from my territory in your honor keep up the great work and yes, I know send more money James Nittle clerical change please oh that's his name tonight please update my name from Spartanburg to Spartenberg Okay, Baron does spellcheck your words Spell check works wonders Dvorak haha in the morning. Thank you both for the best podcast the universe with my latest edition What I will say that? There's typos in a newsletter on and off. I can't one came. I missed one. I missed one
3:14:28 We miss more than one, but the one that you missed that I missed we all missed is uh The word shipping was spelled shopping and everybody in their sister seems to have caught that. The ones that received the email Yeah, the five guys who received the email all wrote in well people who receive it read it That's the good news Well hope With this latest donation I now qualify as a baron since you betrothed my title. I only think it's fair to have the best choice of your remaining lands for you to determine, I would like for them to come with copious concubines to help maintain order in the territory hope the double credit deal isn't the exit strategy keep up the great work i love the value-for-value model not a bad concept from a couple of mofos oh beautiful thank you very much here's the jobs karma that was requested