Topic: Khloe Kardashian

Three new knights are dubbed in the No Agenda peerage: Sir Gator of Gitmo-Murica, Sir Michael Mugler, and Sir Jansen. The ceremony includes the traditional "Hookers and Blow" send-off. The hosts briefly discuss the news that Khloe Kardashian called off her divorce from Lamar Odom following his medical emergency at a brothel, jokingly noting he may have saved his marriage through "hookers and blow."

The show concludes with a clip from "The Jimmy Kimmel Show" featuring actress Elisha Cuthbert. She recounts a story about ordering custom pool balls for her partner, Dion Phaneuf, only to receive a shipment intended for Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian due to a company error. The hosts sign off from the "Crackpot Command Center" and the "Buzzkill Bunker."

The media is highlighting elaborate prenuptial agreements for celebrities like Katie Holmes, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Khloe Kardashian. These contracts include multi-million dollar payouts for years of marriage and "infidelity clauses." The hosts characterize these arrangements as a mockery of marriage and a form of legal prostitution.