3 chapters across the catalog
A long list of upcoming No Agenda meetups was announced, spanning locations from Raleigh, North Carolina, to Konya, Turkey. The "Deutschbags" in Kaiserslautern and various groups in Texas and Pennsylvania are scheduled to meet in late August. The hosts emphasized that "connection is protection," encouraging listeners to build local networks as a safeguard against social and economic instability.
Birthday List, Knighting Ceremony, Global Meetups
The show concludes with the reading of the birthday list and the "insta-baroneting" of Joseph Hatch. Meetup reports were received from South Carolina, Minneapolis, and Kaiserslautern, Germany, where "Deutschbags" gathered despite local restrictions. An upcoming secret meetup in Las Vegas on October 13th is announced, requiring an RSVP to bypass local shutdown protocols.
Birthday Donations and De-douching Ceremonies
A listener from Kaiserslautern, Germany, donates for her husband Steven's 31st birthday to pull him out of "boner status." The hosts perform a "de-douching" ceremony for the couple and their friend Donovan. The segment includes a "Boom Shakalaka" remix and a discussion of using VA slave funds for donations.
