1:25:58 Combat Rock of the Idaho Highlands, 333-333 is our top donor. He says he'd like a Manning money shot, Amen fist bump WBT7 won't go away. It says WBT is what it says. It's WTC for your information and Rubbleizer out Dear John and Adam thank you for keeping the amygdala small during the current scam-damic I've been busy hitting multiple family members in the mouth none of whom have donated so the following douches need to be bagged
1:26:34 Julie, and Joe from Texas. Rita from Boise. And last but not least my smoking hot wife Christina. There is nothing truly, there is truly nothing like a Dame 131 33 of my donations the verdict in my wonderful better half to start her way today. But what she's not done it She's not a douche is she? No! So please de-doucher You've been dedouched Lastly, I'll end by shamelessly plugging my custom rifle building business. I specialize in precision hunting and target rifles of all and any kind. I can and have shipped my work all over the United States. I'm a one-man operation. And I take the utmost pride in ensuing my customers receive the highest quality firearms possible for their monetary value." Oh, I like this! Gunmakers.
1:27:36 I can be contacted through my website, benfieldprecision.com. That's B-E-N field Ben Field like a dude named Ben, I guess. Benfieldprecision.com or on the gram Instagram at Benfield Precision any listener who uses my services don't use the graham please anyone who uses my services will receive a $10 10% discount If they can show proof of donation to the show of at least $50. Hey, this is some nice stuff he's got here These are pretty good clip these are really short guys who do under this it really makes them I don't have three thousand dollars for him but holy crap those things are pretty Combat rock of the Idaho Highlands okay nice
1:28:25 Alright man, thank you very much. And yes we and he didn't ask for karma or anything Nobody got these clips you want we got him. That's a show no money shot Jesus Look at that. That's some money shot. Can I weigh in on money shot? Amen fist bump? India hang out Mike stand by 33, 33, 33. The Rub-A-Lizer out! Alright there you go for the Rub-a-lizers he's out! Sharon B 337 17 in Austin Texas ITM John and Adam this is Sharon B from Austin Texas I'm grateful for YouTube thank you for your insight on demystifying the m5m for shrinking my amygdala and for making me laugh i need a dedouching since this is my first donation
1:29:18 I got hit in the mouth by my friend Ignacio from Spain, who is a baron or some big deal. We met while traveling on the same tour group in Jordan back when we could travel and I instantly knew we would be close buddies! Oh check that out... That's pretty odd Why? You meet you meet a no agenda person on the road and then you connect to identify that's not... I think meeting a Baron in Spain is unusual Yeah well this is true We listened to, although it might not be unusual if he's the guy that is keeping tabs on her. We listened to No Agenda on road trips and I got addicted to you guys! Ah...I love how he's a good man. I'd love to request that China Is A-Hole Jingle And Go Karma please love and light to both of you in the entire No Agenda community. Yes, welcome to the party Donald Trump don't trust China! China is asshole! You've got
1:30:16 karma. Onward to Associate Executive Producer Taylor Butcher who's in Lewistown, Montana 23456. Ah! Taylor Butcher here with birthday donation from my dad and brother they're on the list who are avid listeners and are douchebags for not donating. It's two of them. Of course I can no longer stand idly by while Ross and Andrew Butcher propagate the formula, when not being...while being douchebags. So like always, Daddy's gotta come in here and clean up after y'all. Podfather, a humbler request of double de-douching for Ross and Andrew.
1:31:02 My okay, well you've been Okay, well this is the second time. This has happened in this donation segment I'm gonna mention that I not a big fan of Douchebag and somebody then D douching them in the same no it's the same people No That's not cool. All right. I misunderstood Well, this happened earlier in this donation segment. I want to try to put an end to this before we have to make an executive decision Yeah that would suck My brother Andrew and i are electricians and Ross is a county commissioner for Fergus County here in Montana which is quickly becoming California because of the mass migration Wait a minute... Now really? Montana?! That's very interesting! I didn't know Californian were moving up there They're moving anywhere
1:32:02 Anywhere. It's a plague! Them Californians are buying up everything sight unseen. They're from Texas, they're from Montana. And moving with you know what the Montanans have an accent themselves it tends to be a cowboy accents kind of between here and there I can't say where you can identify as Texan My Texas accent is not that good. I can only do a good Fort Worth accent, which is like talking like this between your teeth. That's the way of talking Fort Worth-ish. Bush, that's right. I can't stand it to all people moving to Montana please don't
1:32:42 California my Montana. Hmm, guess a bumper sticker can I get an Alex Jones friggin frogs are gay followed by little girl yay followed by Biden full load thanks guys butcher out. I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay! I'm gonna give you the whole load today Okie dokie. That's some Armenian chick is next $233 and 65 cents Oh wait does she know about the grapes? The grape, the grape wars She doesn't say I don't know I don't see her saying anything here Alright alright what did she say? I just turned 33
1:33:24 Lost my job and was hit in the mouth by my mother. Oh, well that's sweet Thank you both and all of the producers for the sanity and amygdala shrinkage Can I get a de-douching from my mother? And and I? You've been de-douched Happy 65th birthday mom! Linda Tuesday October 6 never mind the wine. Armenian cognac is the best Now that's something you would know about I've had our Armenian cognac Yeah Armenian cognac, I first was introduced to it in Russia and the Russians think it's the best outside of cognac itself. And there is Russian brandy and there is Armenian cognac and if you have a choice you don't want to drink the Russian brandy
1:34:11 Anyway, and it's now called Armenian brandy. It used to be called Armenian cognac is this fact? Hmm anyway says or brandy as the European Union ruled that we must start calling it Brandy pure speculation But my mother mentioned Portland history with building moratoriums when we spoke about the continued publicized protesting listening to grumpy old Benz they mention Portland as a top city Americans are leaving Nero didn't burn Rome, but he did have a build back better plan. It took six months But I finally started a new and improved job this past week. I request jobs She's all over the map with his note drunk driver I request Jobs karma to pay play it forward for anyone that needs it or pay it forward and in eat kale For my carnivore mother
1:35:06 Okay, we'll do a double shot for you. I like to eat kale not donuts Oh, wait she needed jobs. I'm sorry Jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs You've got karma. Now that I think about it, I think it's the Kale Obey that she wanted Let me make sure I do that one because that's a good one So have more kale Have more kale Yeah this is the mind control and bring in Dvorak! Have more kale Have more kale You will obey I mean, they should just if they want to promote kale have us do the commercials people. Okay? We get results here at the curry Devorah consulting group Yeah, we would do it. We'd you actually that be an easy one for us done melody fuga's Otoe Wait for her husband to show up is 233 33 The magic number showed up again
1:36:10 As our order, while the kiddo Izzy and I were at a dinner at the local Dominic's Casual Italian in nearby Parkville Missouri. So there is wishing for great karma in general for the family thanks Adam and John. Oh that's so nice! Dame Isabella, Dame Melody from the Fugazotto family whose husband has been away not able to return home for...I think since before his daughter was born, I think. Well David Fugusoto our knight and he's got a blank title. He is Duke or Baron 232 32 They're donating one after another? That's what it looks like yeah Wow maybe they're sending messages this is nice you family you
1:37:01 You, you. You family you! 230-232 and he's done a penny Jingle please 33 some magic number goat karma. Here's a donation from the proud husband and father whose wife's donation trigger is now tuned to fire upon contact with the magic number Well done It's a beautiful thing also Adam day melody told me last night that the recap of your experience traveling a few weeks ago gave her the confidence to fly for a fresh Irish dance competition in North Carolina last weekend. Oh good for you! How'd she do? Yeah, you want to fly now is the time. And by the way there's no incidences of Corona being passed around on airplanes they can't figure this out. Huh
1:37:47 They can't come up with any numbers. They would love to, but... I'd just like to reiterate as an airman who knows something about pressurized aircrafts etc., you're not sitting in circulated air that is- You're not breathing the only thing that circulates for a second is your neighbor's farts but that also goes away The whole plane doesn't die from the fart Thank you for that insight. It's just it so people can test it so they can test it themselves have someone up front You know farting fart and then go back and see if you could smell in the back No, it goes away real quick Well, you know you could yeah But there's a there's there's things as wind current So the fart could get into the aisle And if you walk who is your walking towards the back? You could be carrying the fart with you If you fart kind of vortex what you thought while you're walking if you're the Walker
1:38:36 then obviously... Oh, that would be good. So if you're gonna- okay I think this is good news for people This is very good information because you don't want to disturb your neighbor cuz they'll be giving you the stink eye literally Uh-huh. So just walk up and down the aisle when you're farting? Yeah, exactly. I've got information man! New shit has come to light! Literally. Dame Isabella as she continues in her note or he does actually... Dame Isabella came back with a couple of trophies through her last two first place showings that she needs for advancement that eluded her Wow. Please give her a shot of goat karma, keep shrinking amygdalas across the fruited plains thank you for your courage. You've got karma. Thank you Duke. Daria Raccatini. Is it raccatini or rackateen? I don't remember. It could be raccateen yeah
1:39:40 Could be Rakatine. It could be. Could be RAKOOTIN! Hi John and Adam, thanks for keeping us all sane and along with all this craziness I will keep the notes short My handsome husband Baron Oleg Rakatin is turning 40 today October 4th He's an amazing person a loving husband and the best dad to our two human resources Happy birthday Zaky You are the best and we all love you to the moon and back. No karma for jingles just play shut up slave in Italian followed by science Shut up slave! Stancito, schiavo! The science is end! Science! Got a full shot there
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