Topic: Health Bars

A local news report details the frustrations of residents in New York City's upscale Gramercy neighborhood regarding intoxicated bar patrons. Residents complain that the streets are being used as public toilets, citing frequent incidents of public urination and defecation. The hosts use the story to illustrate what they perceive as the ongoing collapse of social order in Manhattan.

An investigation reveals that many popular health bars, including Clif and Luna bars, use soy ingredients processed with hexane, a neurotoxin. The hosts warn that "made with organic ingredients" is a marketing loophole used to include non-organic, chemically processed soy.