2 chapters across the catalog
A local news report details the frustrations of residents in New York City's upscale Gramercy neighborhood regarding intoxicated bar patrons. Residents complain that the streets are being used as public toilets, citing frequent incidents of public urination and defecation. The hosts use the story to illustrate what they perceive as the ongoing collapse of social order in Manhattan.
Media reports from the Bone Shaker Sports Bar in Virginia Beach attempt to profile the anonymous SEAL who killed Bin Laden. The reports describe the shooter as a 30-year-old "perfect physical specimen" with "gazelle-like legs" and a master's degree. The concept of "modified grooming standards"—allowing beards and long hair to blend into local populations—is mocked by the hosts.
