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00:00 Timmy! Timmy! Go, go, Timmy! Timmy! Adam Curry. John C. Devorak. It's Thursday May 5th 2011 time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 301 This is no agenda All of our campaign promises! And coming to you from the Hilltop Watchtower, Crackpot Command Center, Gizmo Nation West and The People's Republic of Southern California. In the morning I'm Adam Curry... ...and from Northern Silicon Valley it is time to celebrate because its Sanco de Mayo. I am John C. Dvorak. It's crackpot and buzzkills in the morning! Not only that but its Liberation Day in Gizmo Nation lowlands

00:44 So, yeah. In the morning to you everybody! In the morning to you John? In the morning to you and in the morning all ships at sea and all feet in the air Yeah boots on the ground and wingmen in stealth helicopters And shots in the eye Yes, and two to the head Talk about eyeball shots before we're way ahead of the game Two to the head and one to the chest That's right Well slow news week everybody Real bummer No news? Well, actually I want to thank Leon Panetta and the CIA operatives and everyone who was a part of the military-industrial intelligence complex who have provided me personally with some of the funniest most entertaining great television i have been able to watch in years. Thank you so much!

01:31 I really appreciate it. It's just been great, I mean i have not watched so much mainstream television and enjoyed myself so much in just a long time. I'm glad you had a good time doing that. I'm just annoyed that they did this whole Broadway play After we did the show on Sunday, which kind of just I thought took away from our 300th episode Well it did in a way. It took away and they stepped all over Trump by coincidence to which I thought was funny well What was so at first? I was also like oh man you've got to be kidding me seriously This is what are you gonna do you're gonna take the sheen off of our episode 300 by doing this like hours after After our show and then I was actually quite happy

02:20 Because if we had had a show following on this Osama Bin Laden assassination... Oh, I'm sorry. We're not allowed to say his name anymore Anderson Vanderbilt Cooper is no longer saying his name Did you realize, did you hear about this? No tell me what that's all about. He is saying like I'm no longer going to speak his name i don't want to speak his name anymore out of respect and like... Because he keeps saying Obama instead of Osama like half the broadcasters do It's so crazy! I have a medley Of Obamas? Yeah I have one... Oh the one Howard Stern put together?

02:58 quite sure where I got this one from. Stern did a pretty elaborate one, but can i say one interesting little thing about this and by the way I had a couple of clips that didn't put him in here were Rush Limbaugh was doing it and I was doing it in fact I made a post on the blog and I put Obama yeah I wrote it instead of Osama but here's what we're talking about for people listening is that you you people just keep transliterating the name Osama and Obama. And here's what's interesting Fox News is the only ones who kind of dealt with this from the beginning they required all, the only usage of Osama to be spelled with a U. Well it's uh yeah this is very interesting

03:42 Fox News spelling it with a U and in Sweden they are spelling it all of a sudden L A D I N which of course means that you know, It wasn't actually the Osama Bin Laden that we think it was that was killed. Some other guy! Usarma I don't think Fox did it. This is like the episode of 30 Rock where they're using a laze-zuck. Are you sure this laze-zuck thing is going to work? Here's a 42 second medley. They are saying that Obama was... sorry Osama, I'm sorry He unveiled details that have never before been heard about how

04:22 Obama was killed. So, after decades of searching and a worldwide manhunt federal agents discovered Obama's secret location Back in August they got a possible lead on where Obama might be hiding It was so emotional to find out that in fact Osama Bin Laden had been caught It started when Obama took office He directed the head of the CIA to make killing Obama their number one priority We're still alive ladies and gentlemen Obama's dead, I don't care. Osama Bin Laden is dead. That's Geraldo at the end there so Fox News didn't do too well and yeah I always thought it was kind of interesting that Osama Obama you know that the name was so close always wondered what that was about and i guess now we know

05:12 Just to befuddle the media? What do you mean? Yeah, probably. Just to confuse everybody I'm sure there's some thinking behind it It was annoying because i did it myself a number of times and... It hasn't happened with me! I don't have this issue. I am evolved So before we get into what this is all about, because of course it doesn't matter. It makes no difference whatsoever and I'm so happy that we again that we didn't have our show because we would John you and I would have just sat here there's so much to pull apart

05:48 Yeah, no I agree. We have actually two...I know what already know...warn people in advance In fact we should go and credit our executive producers right off the top of that Dude at first that's a good idea Because I want to warn everybody in advance Adam and I have not really talked about this No no we've not talked about it AT ALL And so we haven't, uh...we have probably slightly differing theories which will come to pretty much kind of the same conclusions but they'll be different angles. How do you know? You don't know what my conclusion is! You have no idea! It's gonna- I-I-you're gonna be presented with the same evidence as I am and at some point we tend We'll see. Except I think I have a slightly different... We'll see, we'll see! Who cares what you think? Well, we'll see if it's.. I'm just explaining to people what they're gonna have to endure and so it's gonna be along with a bunch of obscure information that I don't know why... That's true there's a lot of obscure information that would that but I think you and I both picked up on pre-May 2nd that starts to explain a lot of what's going on. I believe that

06:49 The news media has really dropped the ball and they are essentially running a... A psyops program. They're running two or three games that they're trying to do, they're trying to discredit the Pakistanis for whatever reason I have my reasons. Stop stop now! I have my reasons too but let's do our producers first okay we already you know getting into it We gotta drag people all the way to the end before tell them what's going on come on we gotta have some laughs first there's plenty to laugh about You mean like these pictures of the war room or whatever that thing was? There's much more. ABC News is the best. And Hillary holding her mouth, oh my god she's looking like she should have... Excuse me let me just get this out of their way right now. Hillary is not holding her mouth as in Oh My God! She's yawning. She's bored

07:40 Trust me on this you look at it really really closely. She's not doing an oh my god. She's like To the sex party man also be trying to suppress laughing true true I'll go with that one so we have some executive producers today show Excuse me, I want to thank him. Steven McGrath in Naperville Illinois with no particular message that i could find maybe he sent me an email but he's now a 1111.11 knight Wow awesomeness and so he came over the $1,111.11 for the special celebration which will take place on 11-11-11 which is only time this is going to happen within next thousand years or so

08:24 Niccolo Kress, Clarkson Western Australia. Australia please send some karma to me and some for my ex-boyfriend Andreas Leinemann who put me on the... Sorry, you've got karma didn't mean to cut you off there. I just wanted to make sure we got the Karma appreciates the great work and she Is that first one of the one of the first well? We're gonna do a lot of back crediting for people who gave 333 33 in celebration of show 333 which is coming up in 33 episodes right on Yes, smiley face in Jovid, Apland Norway 321. Please just call me smiley face because I'm listening to no agenda makes me smile thanks for keeping me sane and death to the new world order smiling face on Norway right on Death to the New World Order they have a couple members of the 301 club sir spitzer in Jamaica Plains Massachusetts and

09:27 Paul from Louisiana although he shows up as mobile Alabama on the gun the PayPal account executive credit should go to gal holiday and The honky-tonk review. Oh, hold on a second me change that gal uh... solid a hunky-tonk review now really gets out of it more we do i've been uh... long time douche bag and don't deserve it getting the douche in love this show but i have nothing good to say so i'm giving my executive producer credit again I have a sound that conjures Patsy Cline and Johnny Cash attitude with reverence for Merle Haggard. Merle, Merle, Merle! Or Bob Willis. They've won Best Country Band and Album from Offbeat Magazine Do you know how elitist you sound when you say Merle Haggard? I made a mistake, I don't pronounce it Mer-el normally It's Merl, it's Merl. I'm reading from the page, I know how to say Merle. I've heard his songs, I got a bunch of albums on... I have all the Lawrence Welk albums

10:28 So anyway, so you're gonna call me out every time I have a typo? No but come on. Big Easy Awards they are apparently they're out of Louisiana They are trying to get some gigs around the West Coast So Adam can you help them yeah, I think the whiskey would be just right for him Francine Hardaway, Phoenix Arizona 300 bucks and that concludes we have all executive producers. That's so nice of Francine to show up again she has been quite supportive of the show She is good. We got two women executive producers on this show She is also involved in the technological aspect of the No Agenda News Network dot com stuff Oh good! Yeah she like a geek it was kind of cool

11:13 Well, this is good. So we have some support very nice to see Steven McGrath of course will be knighting him later on today a couple of PR mentions before we get into the show Rhino the bearded has put up his school project which he sent a very long note, but somehow he finagled his school project into being a No Agenda promotion. Which we encourage by the way is a very good initiative if you go to no agendacovers.com You can cover yourself in NO AGENDA with all kinds of... I guess he's doing t-shirts And you can get album covers, there's a whole bunch of different options there. Make sure you check that out. A couple other domain name forwards to smartpeople.com now forwarding to noagendershow.com which I thought was kind of nice There appears to be a new top-level domain name and so now the following two domain names are pointing to noagendershow.com Adamcurry is asonofabitch.co and John C Dvorak dot is asonofabitch.co

12:19 Didn't know that co is not is not new. Oh, of course It's a say it's a it's the second subdomain in as a son of a bitch got it okay? I'm sorry That's all right still interesting and not as interesting though Maybe as the following domain which is forwarding to our show luciferclinton.com Amazing no one took that was a good one very good one William was pretty smart He said you know I realized that miss typing are very important to grab those domain names so he got us noagendashoe.com yeah actually I wanted to bring this up because i occasionally type a couple of... you know everybody does it, you mistype something and next thing you know your on a phony site that pretends to be the other site right and so people are mistyping constantly so mistyped uh... domain names forwarding into the No Agenda show is not a bad way to go And now it has had double entendre of course because of

13:15 Shoe throwing meme so I kind of liked it Another new website no agenda shopping.com make sure you check that one out This is all of course great initiatives where a portion of the proceeds goes to the program Also, you want to double-check? No agenda nation calm this is becoming quite a central hub links out to all kinds of great stuff donors not boners on the map There's a store there, there are all kinds of cool... it is nice site. Nice looking site. NoahJendernation.com And then a little shout out to Ryan Treby of Perth who has a local radio show there. Now Perth by the way is about five times the size as Texas so local radio show was actually quite large and a lot of the Perth... It's not five times the size of Texas! Yeah I think it is. Perth is a city

14:11 Yeah, per... No. Western Australia? You know what I don't know now. Okay go on. Western Australia There's a big market there. A lot of people listen thank you for calling me on that A lot of people listen, particularly it's a university town. And so he has the show and he sent me the following little promotion that he did for us. Oh what happened there? This show is terrible! This whole group should be ashamed of themselves. How do they sleep at night? Okay, well I probably should have listened to that first... Anyway check them out at shutupslaves.com Just taking some random rant

15:12 Yeah, I like that though. Shutupslaves.com which of course also forwards to the show so our gratitude to Stephen McGrath and Nicola Kress Smiley face Sir Spitzer Gal Holiday in the honky-tonk review and Francine Hardaway for supporting our show you know where you do that? Devorak dot org slash N A And everybody else you've got a mission it is to go out and propagate our formula Our formula is this We go out we hit people in the mouth So first of all John now, we need to play along with the media I can't help myself. I have Unbelievable

16:24 Can I just say one thing though? One thing that's kind of important when it comes to the cheering human resources in front of the White House. You mean, the guys that look like their high school football team which hadn't won in 10 years finally beat the crosstown rival for once a decade and now they think they're number one and all that was missing was the foam fingers? I'll tell you... So I had the same reaction at first and then I thought about it and I'm like hold on one second Remember now, these are just slaves of the New World Order human resources. These kids who are now in college were like seven or eight or nine years old when the big boogeyman brought down that twin towers in New York City on 9-11 I think

17:12 you know, I have a kid. You've got kids John." So for them this was truly the boogeyman and if you're in college and let's face it... Yeah no seriously if your college and your kidding hanging out in your dorm room and you're drinking obviously because what else are going to do? We aren't there for education and you drink because you know you gonna come out with $100,000 dollars in debt that can get rid of And then this happens, I mean this literally is like the boogey man. That's what I thought You know, if I sent you to Fox to watch that right? I caught Fox looping it. Oh of course! Well there wasn't enough of it... They can't even keep the cameras live they were- I have a-I have it! I dumped it off and its looped! Sure you do sure you do It's looped!! Hey guys don't like a little bug in the corner that has the time and says White House and then you loop it

18:01 Yeah, then Rachel Maddow was tweeting, everyone's celebrating in front of the White House. I see a beach ball. Really? She said that really? Yes she tweeted that her tweets are outrageously warmongerish Oh, she died entire MSNBC that Ed Schultz these guys are a bunch of bloodthirsty pricks. They love it All right so I just got to play one or two clips that just made me laugh out loud and then we can move on. So ABC News is the best, I mean I so appreciate what they are doing because of course they are completely compromised they're getting full-on talking points they have great animation someone put together like a whole

18:50 I don't know if you saw any of this John, this whole animated sequence of how Osama was in bed and they came in and kicked his ass. And they had like the woman jumping in front of him...and then- and then the big thing now that of course lots of people are talking about is the stealth helicopter Let me play this first and then I want to talk about it because i don't know much about nothing. I happen to know a little bit about aviation and helicopters. Well good, because I have stealth helicopter clip. Okay so let's go with the stealth helicopter news report from ABC Tonight the elite Navy SEALs who took down Osama Bin Laden are back on US soil at Andrews Air Force Base And our chief investigative correspondent Brian Ross tells us now

19:38 weapon they may have used to change history in just 40 minutes. The last act of the Navy SEAL team before they left the Bin Laden compound was to blow up the damaged helicopter that had to be left behind, setting off a huge fire and now we know why that was so important Aviation analysts say the remnants of the aircraft reveal they were part of one of US military's most closely guarded secrets, a stealth Black Hawk helicopter whose existence was only rumored that had never been seen in public before. This is the first time we've ever seen... It's always good by the way to rule out a British guy if he supposed be an expert because then you don't question it. Oh this is the first time I have ever seen this stealth helicopter!

20:23 a stealth helicopter. The analysts say photos that emerged on the internet revealed this was no ordinary helicopter but one of things that really stands out is they have a little disc over the rotors which is redesigned both to baffle the sound and to deny radar signature. Neighbours in Abbottabad told ABC News they did not hear the helicopters Sunday night until they were directly overhead so now this is the pertinent part, first of all Stealth helicopter right okay, I saw these pictures and obviously. I saw a picture of a huge tail section Which I mean the size of this chopper compared in the tail section is three times the size of the guys in the picture

21:04 And the first thing I said is, movie set. There's no way that this is a true helicopter rotor blade No way! The size of that thing and the size of the blades on the tail fin? No Way You can't provide enough torque with that. I don't care what you say it's physically impossible The thing looks like its right off of the universal backlot and then they pull out THIS This is what a standard Black Hawk Helicopter sounds like This is the sound of an earlier experimental version of a stealth helicopter. I love this! And they have little sound wave... John, have you ever heard a real stealth helicopter? Oh well obviously i wouldn't Well let me play the sound of a stealth A real true- I mean a stealth helicopter sounds like this

22:00 It took me, uh... quite a lot of covert operations to record this. That is the stealth helicopter sound. It's bullcrap okay? It's bull crap! It doesn't exist like that you cannot have it unless it is an anti-gravitational device You can't make it silent there's no such thing It's funny you say stuff like that, but then you probably do buy into the anti-gravitational. Well yeah! I don't know what people must be thinking if they had so here's what I'm already immediately annoyed of course uh-huh because this is the exact same clip i have

22:42 It was so stupid. Do you have the part where they're picking up the pieces of the chopper and the kids are taking them, putting them together to ship it to China? Yeah that's yeah that's the end of the clip is what we're gonna do and this of course plays into the actual theory of what uh...what this is about but then there was another one oh my goodness did you see the ABC News report about the elite seal six team And who the shooter must have been and they had this like complete graphic rendering. Did you see this? No, but I can just imagine The more we learn the more impressed We are we all want to meet these men and thank them because of how amazing This task was of course for security reasons were not allowed to know but here's what we do know there only 2500 75% of the men who try out to become one never make it and only a very small slice ever make it to the elite team level like Team six

23:38 What have you ever heard of team six ever? Yeah, actually I have but Team Six there is no such thing as Team Six. It was dissolved in 1987 and right now that's great did all the research on this course of course Team 6 is a This isn't true with this is kind of part of my theory the history of Team Six But Team Six doesn't exist it's actually there is an operation called group dev which is I think they're part of the web team six morphed into but there is no Team Six. It's a myth Okay, and it's kind of funny because a couple of the right wing cuz I don't understand why they keep calling it Team Six There is no such thing and everyone thought he was kinda nuts And in fact just and everybody refers to it as Team 6 and that again by the way coincidentally There's a book coming out called Team 6 which anyway wait go ahead Wait a minute on women did you say coincidentally? I mean please hit it

24:29 And now I wonder if we're gonna be playing that all show long if we don't watch it So of course, we all want to meet these guys We all want to meet these big American one thing is for sure Whoever pulled the trigger on Osama bin Laden was the best of the best. Oh, yeah Now wait, now so now they're gonna go and talk to some slaves in a bar. This is funny but then we get into the actual description of the best of the best. Overnight at Bone Shaker Sports Bar... By the way that's where I'd go to talk with people from Team Six. Bone Shakers... Bone Shakers! Bone Shakers Sports Bar. Damn next Virginia where Navy SEAL Team 6 trains. So wait a minute? They're saying Navy SEAL Team 6 trains but they don't exist

25:10 But you're training in the bone shaker bar. Locals toasted someone they may never know by name, but who could easily be their neighbor. He'll be bragging about it tomorrow in Bone Shakers Yeah and there's a bunch of guys here at the bar like biker guys right? These are good old boys going like yeah! God bless the man that took this shot he is gonna live with that for the rest of his life I'm proud of it. Yeah, very proud So what do we know about what he get ready for some laughs? He is like we know the shooter is a he because all seals are men He's probably about 30 years old Okay bachelors you hear the this the sound effects John further that you have like a rotating graphic image

25:56 And they're showing everything and possibly a master's degree. Oh, he's a genius by the way he has a masters in physics He's most likely white and may have a wife and children uh-huh this seal who do it likely white What kind of a comment is that bull crap though? That's because there's very few They've been trying to diversify the Navy SEALs because there's too many white people John it's entertainment This is what I'm thinking what am I think please why are you even trying to contradict Dick this liver that double tap to the head and oh, I like that one. Ooh the double taps Nice little analogy their chest of America's most hated enemy is a perfect physical specimen They have gazelle legs no waste Upper body no way season 8 what is he an anties? He has gazelle legs and no waste configuration

26:50 But he is also most likely hiding beneath a slightly disheveled exterior. Unlike other Navy SEALs, the member of Seal Team 6 who killed Bin Laden is most likely not the clean-cut action figure you might imagine. He probably uses modified grooming standards. I love the modified grooming standards! That's a coincidence, because that is what i use! Beard and longer hair designed to help him blend in places like Pakistan and Afghanistan Yeah here's a guy with gazelle-like legs he's white he has got a beard therefore you can blend in places like Afghanistan That's why they have to be dropped by a chopper

27:37 If you've never met a Navy SEAL and you ran into one in a bar, You probably still wouldn't know he's a Navy SEAL. Former SEALs say this was definitely not his first mission He may even have pieces of shrapnel or frag. He got FRAG! I mean they're pulling out everything now. He's got pieces of frag because you know This is like a hardened criminal eats nails for breakfast Still in him from previous firefights That's right But inside He has something special a rare mental agility that allows him an unflinching nature in the most harrowing situations They are basically my but then it just goes on from there That's I would give that to the day. Oh, no oh no No, no, no, no. Oh, no. I'm sorry. No way not even close I want to finish up my entertainment roundup and I hate to do this to you go on well I have a clip from The View

28:32 Oh, yeah this clip has been played by everyone but play it. Uh really? These are more bloodthirsty women and what is with all these peaceniks What do you mean where are they Yeah! Where are the peaceniks They're same people that were peaceniks like a few weeks ago during the Bush administration I'm sorry, i'm still laughing at the gazelle like legs and no waist. I can't handle it So here's the view whoopie Goldberg reading off the teller by the way The view is another ABC program death of Osama bin Laden is still sending shockwaves And a photo has been released Of uh the president the vice president and the secretary of state in the situation room watching them By the way Situation Room? I think not

29:23 That was like the MeVeo conference room. Did you see that? Yeah, I saw both of them...I only saw two pictures from it but they were both ridiculous. It's not a situation room! It was just a conference room. It was like ummm.... It was a video conference room Is Panama free tonight?! I can literally see like, uh, can you come look at the conference room schedule? We need Panama. ...on video as it's happening and it really captured...I mean just how intense this moment must have been! Now they have Betty White there and then another talking about Hillary Yeah, I mean the technology alone that allowed president his staff to actually... wait, wait. Whoopi can tell you exactly how it works she knows how the technology works watch this was on the helmet of one of the guys yeah it had a Skype connection it was on the helmet of one of the guys I mean I could not imagine the stress level knowing that is gonna happen in general never mind watching and hoping that these guy's knowing they had the courage to go in there that they were going be able to pull off just praying for their safety

30:26 to be the most intense moment ever. What's so interesting is watching all of, because it's all men and then there's Hillary Clinton the way the man are watching it and I don't know if that's a horror or... No she's just you know... The tension remember also if something... A feminine gesture. It's a feminine gesture John that's what that was. A feminine gesture oh my god! I'm watching this Skype video from the helmet camera Mean do they do they really think you think they take themselves that seriously? They really think that's what's going on in that picture justin. TV Yeah, if something were to have gone wrong which thank God it did not you know it would have been on him Oh yeah Him the chosen one by the way let's go over some we might as well go over them as they come up okay Which are these myths

31:12 Yeah, you know this is all this was such a dangerous possibility all these in and then they started harking back to Mogadishu and the and the Carter fiasco in Iran right? And and this analysis is like completely bogus because those were enemy combat areas This was Pakistan where our allies are if anything bad happened It would have been covered up by both parties and nobody would have ever known any of it. I'd like to correct these idiots There was another woman in the room if you take a look at the picture did you catch who that was John? The other woman in the back there. I don't remember but it wasn't Martha Quinn from MTV yeah clearly just look at the picture actually is Audrey Thomason which no one knows anything about she is

32:02 the deputy home terrorism defense person. But it looked at me, when I saw it like my goodness Martha Quinn what is she doing in the situation room? Anyway go on get these clips out of there. Obama so he's you know... It's just amazing and Vice President Dick Cheney says that he assumes the enhanced interrogation program that the Bush administration... I can't even listen to this! So this..I need to say one thing Please and I'm I am overjoyed by the way at the no agenda producers Which is what we call our listeners because they are producers not a single one bought into this from them up from the get-go. I have received nothing but emails postings on that No agenda news network comm no one believes it. I mean, of course you see that even The White House has to come back and change their story And then I think we can dissect why that is

32:59 This is one big show. The coup is final, the CIA and the military industrial intelligence complex has finally taken over the White House for good and everything you see on television is just a part of the big show Don't listen to any of it! It's not worth your time So I find the memes that are cropping up are kind of interesting. One is this whoopie situation, a bunch of... The left wing is all gung-ho let's kill everybody and the right wing is funnier. The right wing talk shows and I'm including in that O'Reilly, Limbaugh, everybody

33:44 They have this, they have the one litany which goes as follows and anyone listening to these shows will pick up on it immediately. One is that waterboarding is good and this proves it? Yep! And we should thank Bush?! Yes Now here's the funny thing about the Thank Bush meme which everybody's pushing in fact you watch if I have one clip I want to slip in which is the Hannity says to say thanks Thank Bush I think is pretty classic typical. I'm sorry I misfired I had it, and then I misselected. Here we go.

34:41 Because he's an employee of President Bush and he needs to just shut up and be thankful. Well here is the joke, this has nothing to do with what happened or didn't happen it's just that if you're going to promote the concept which Republicans have been doing for the last I don't know four five six months That the economy everything is no longer part of any Bush administration You can't keep blaming bush for this and you can't keep blaming bush for that In terms of the economy and the rest of it. You can't all of a sudden say wait Wait, we got to bring Bush back into the picture so he can thank him For something he couldn't accomplish in eight years And then the whole thing is just

35:19 These people are the worst. Including every one of them, every one of their talking heads left and right the MSNBC and The Fox guys are all pathetic Not just them but congressmen senators the entire administration completely co-opted To me this was such a massive awakening like okay they finally done it to me this is Not when it comes to loss of life, but this was as significant as 9-11. This has tipped everything! This changes the whole game John I don't think it's changed a thing personally Oh yes it has because now Okay well you go on with your theory then Well now we finally know that President Obama is 100% puppet

36:05 This was he had nothing to do with this. This was not his call This was Leon Panetta the CIA the newly shuffled around military industrial intelligence complex Whatever they were doing and I have some theories about that They called the shots Obama without golfing That's when you know The picture in this situation will be still in his golfing clothes because they didn't even ask him They just went ahead and did whatever they wanted to do and Valerie Jarrett has been consistently saying no, no, no. No we don't want to do this because you know if it goes wrong it'll be blamed on him whatever you wanna do please don't do it Obama has nothing he's doing nothing but he is a puppet He comes out and does his speech and you know what happens after that? After the television cameras are off I have this in account from one of the photographers at The White House

36:57 So the cameras are off, then Obama comes out again with the photographers there and does the first 30 seconds of the speech so they can take beautiful pictures of him. The whole thing is staged! Everything is staged!! Every single picture you see of the president giving this historic speech happened after he gave the speech because there were no cameras there, because you would get distracted and might flub his lines. Right? And you would have seen flashing and it was none There was non whatsoever! And it actually says that... He came out, did the first 30 seconds again like a do-over Like a do over on television Yeah let me just get that we just need another angle from you there Barack baby Barry

37:34 The whole thing, the White House has been co-opted. I agree Okay good because you can just watch what happens now and this is...I might as well go all the way This is for so many different reasons everybody benefits except of course with the stupid human resources who believe this stuff This is so we can get out of Afghanistan and go after our true enemies which are Pakistan in China I'm sure you came up with the same thesis I have a twist on it because i'm not buying that completely and I'll tell you why when you're finished. Okay, then I shall play the clip...I got very very lucky. Uhh.. I'm sure there's another clip I have but go on Wolf Blitzer April 28th? No! Okay, I got lucky I saw this in the afternoon of April 28th on CNN and I thought wow that's kind of interesting and in hindsight as I listen to it again there's so much in here it just blew me away

38:33 This is the ambassador to Pakistan, Hussein Haqqani. And this comes after the Wall Street Journal published a report which said that the Prime Minister of Pakistan had called up Karzai in Afghanistan and said, drop the Americans. Screw those guys we don't need them they're only messing with us screw it! This was in The Wall Street Journal and this did not go unnoticed by a lot of people because this is Pakistan being a little uppity if you will So, Wolf Blitzer calls this guy in and there's a lot of things that are interesting and how he of course immediately denies it but something interesting popped up here. Why did your Prime Minister Gilani urge the President of Afghanistan, President Hamid Karzai effectively to dump the United States? First of all, Prime Minister Gilani and President Karzai have both denied this story This is internal Afghan politics

39:30 Afghan factions that want to get rid of President Karzai. So you're saying that these reports in the Wall Street Journal, our own reporting Jill Doherty reporting from the State Department quoting sources Afghan sources and others saying that there was this urging from the Pakistani Prime Minister To dump the United States is a complete fabrication It's a complete fabrication In fact president Karzai his own spokesman has denied it as you will see he says first of all the Pakistanis would never say such a thing and if they did President Karzai wouldn't do it. Look everywhere there is politics and in Afghanistan the politics is to try an get the Americans on the side whoever is their emerging faction so people who don't like President Karzai want to make it seem as if President Karzai isn't reliable American ally. Here's from The Wall Street Journal

40:15 the headline Karzai told, to dump US. Mr Ghilani the Prime Minister of Pakistan told Mr Karzai that the U.S had failed both their countries and that its policy of trying to open peace talks while at the same time fighting the Taliban made no sense. Here's my question for you Volodymyr. No he doesn't answer that listen very closely Where are Pakistan and Afghanistan going to go by dumping the United States? So, of course we have a point here because the US has given Pakistan $20 billion dollars to basically combat terrorism. The fact of the matter is that Afghanistan is a country that needs the Americans to rebuild. Pakistan is a country that needs American assistance... Has the U.S failed both countries? It certainly has not

40:58 Pakistan and the United States have some disagreements on the way forward, so do the Afghan leaders and the Americans. But very interestingly only last week... It's very interesting that this story broke yesterday Okay, he is already saying there is some politicking going on Very interesting this story only broke last week! Very interesting because something very interesting is happening My ears prick up And only last week Ambassador Grossman who was Ambassador Holbrook successor the Pakistani foreign secretary agreed that we are going to try and create a trilateral mechanism. They're having the meeting in Islamabad on the 3rd of May Oh, really? The third of may! So one day after so-called Osama Bin Laden is killed, Usamah there's supposed to be a trilateral meeting between Afghanistan Pakistan and United States with Mark Grossman Do you know who Mark Grossman is John You gonna tell me Mark Grossman

41:51 has been in the Bush administration, has been in of course is now ambassador to... he followed up Holbrooke. He is a very interesting guy connected to the Valerie Plame outing with the Bush-Cheney cabal but also we sits on the board directors have a number of interesting little lobbyist groups such as the Cohen group The Cohen Group is probably the largest lobbyist for the military-industrial complex. And they have a very special practice in India

42:32 So this guy is out there saying he's threatening these two countries because this is his job. This what ambassadors do we saying we're going to sell all this great stuff to India when a kick your ass unless you do exactly as we say, this guy is doing need to keep a very very close look and close watch on Mark Grossman who completely there to threaten these countries and I think that the timing of Osama bin Laden's assassination and this trilateral meeting which of course was behind closed doors, there is only one little statement that was released by the State Department is not a coincidence. We are expecting the Secretary of States to visit the region in near future

43:16 absolutely of course we gotta go in there were going to threaten you were gonna move it and the van an admiral mullen was in the region he spoke to our military leaders and on this particular issue the head of sent comment i have personally spoken and we are very clear that this is internal Afghan politics playing out in American newspapers. on our show. Uh-huh, the all weather friend China so perhaps maybe it wasn't such a good idea that Pakistan was muzzling up to China are they really doing that? Wolf Blitzer investigates according to this... China is definitely an all weather friend of... He even says it he's and they are definitely in all whether friends there's a meme that they stick too yeah Pakistan is a friend of long standing however

44:21 However, we have never and we have been friends of China since 1949. We were the country that helped the United States and China come close together. We have never looked upon the United States in China as rivals for our friendship We have always respected both of them and the United States is a key ally in the effort against terrorism. The relationship that you have with Afghanistan, right? Because it used to be tense with Musharraf and Hamid Karzai. I covered those. Yeah they were there was some pretty ugly moments but so um...I'm gonna say that was the most important bits of this interview Thank You darling This once again is Pakistan, another country that is muzzling up to China. The all-weather friend United States will have none of it and we've got our guys in there let's not forget we had actually I should play this right now you're saying its better It is a very warm relationship and not only that Another little data point that we forgot If you notice

45:16 Pakistan is also working very hard on building good relations with India, with whom we have had problems in the past. No that's not going to happen because we have Mark Grossman there going to kick your ass. That has been a major obstruction for peace in this region Look! We will have a lot of such stories as we move forward The key thing is that all the key players United States, Afghanistan and Pakistan understand that the way forward is we have to defeat some people in Afghanistan and we have to engage some people in Afghanistan. Does the CIA coordinate drone attacks against Al Qaeda's suspected targets? Now should he answer this question?

45:52 Taliban targets in Pakistan with your intelligence community was that's a question that creates lots of problems and Pakistan politically so I'm For with your indulgence not going to answer it all. I'm going to the answer is yes Yes, we do indulge in some not going to answer then you will not question me any further That whatever we do we want to move forward as part as So, um... Yeah right. I'm saying that we're moving out of Afghanistan Perfect perfect reason to move out because of course We got him, we smoked him out, we killed and chopped his head off The head is off the snake

46:45 So we can move out of Afghanistan and now we have a covert army, and it's the same guys. We have the military in the CIA now completely colluding with each other And we can just spend billions or trillions of dollars on covert operations that cannot be questioned because these guys are awesome And everybody wins. We get to kick Pakistan's ass, we get to sell all kinds of arms to India... ...we block China's efforts to expand into the region Everybody wins John! Everybody! Great setup I'm just pissed that we didn't predict this was going to happen Well it is because its not Okay?

47:30 Let me read, here's what got me kind of suspicious about this whole we're gonna leave Afghanistan thing. It began with... guess who is showing up? He shows up and he shows up of all places. First of all, this is when I first caught wind that something weird is going on and I have a clip for... I have Haas This guy's not.. This is the president the CEO of the Council on Foreign Relations Not some stooge And he shows up on Colbert Play this clip Relations with Pakistan Please welcome to President Of The Council On Foreign Relations Richard Haass Richard thank you so much for coming back Good to see ya

48:10 Richard, what does this mean for our relationship with Pakistan? This is probably the most difficult bilateral relationship we have. It was difficult before this and if possible it's going to be even more difficult after this What so difficult about our relationship with them? We give them about $1 billion dollars a year right? Plus or minus Plus taxes and tips Were the Pakistanis chanting in the street, USA! USA!, when this news spread? Unlikely. It's probably the most anti-American country I know. Look this is bad because if the Pakistanis knew about this... If they knew what Bin Laden was doing there why didn't they tell us? Why didn't they tip us off?

48:53 And if they didn't know about this, why not? How could they possibly not know what's going on in their own country. Either way... either way this is bad. Can we get out of Afghanistan now can we say okay that's why we went in to get Bin Laden We got bin laden now can we declare that we won and leave It's actually there's something too that in the sense that uh There's hardly any Al Qaeda left in Afghanistan so the idea that were there to fight al-qaeda doesn't make a lot of sense. The idea that we're in Afghanistan to make sure Pakistan doesn't get destabilized doesn't make much sense because Pakistan is harboring the very terrorists were worried about so I actually think the argument for staying in Afghanistan was weak and it's just gotten weaker Wait a minute, aren't we just saying exactly the same thing? This is exactly what I just said! Yeah! Pakistan is the new enemy yeah oh I thought...oh I'm sorry uh That's because this is a smoke screen

49:43 Of course it is. Now let me just read you... Wait, wait before you do that I have a Colbert clip as well Oh play it So you had Richard Haass Does this relate to what I'm going to say which is we're not leaving Afghanistan? No it does not but it's the CIA operative Francis Fukuyama Wait, was he CIA? No. I'm sorry. No no no author of Francis Fukuyama He is a writer and I think it was in the State Department He wasn't the State Department right now That's a different clip I was thinking about but he was on Colbert and he he said had this to say when can I forget them I think we're getting close to the point because i think the actual original argument for being in Afghanistan is weakening because it's really not... Same talking points, weaking. ...Al Qaeda that were fighting there anymore we're fighting a bunch of Taliban that are basically pushtoon nationalists and uh...I think the logic of staying there forever is getting a lot weaker now that bin laden head has been cut off this snake of Al-Qaeda

50:43 Will the snake writhe around for a while? Oh and still try to hurt people How scared should I be and of what should I most be scared? Be afraid of the Chinese. I mean, the Chinese shoot down satellites in space They hack into Google's computers the Osama bin Laden people can't make their underwear blow up I China, you're next. I like that one yeah actually had that one and killed it because it was I think just more of them riling up the public kind of thing yeah uh... of course I just ah..you have anything else because I just closed No well I want to hear what you want to say and then I have some CIA stuff Yeah unfortunately I just closed my browser and screwed myself hold on a second

51:34 I'm gonna have got documentation, but do you have the clip? Here's what I'm gonna say first of all we're gonna stay in Afghanistan Because we keep overlooking the pipeline and Unicam. Oh well Let me just reiterate just like Iraq where now there's a Boehner has said oh We got to stay in Iraq Of course, we have a huge green zone. Of course were gonna stay there It's just it's going to look like where we're... We won't have troops coming home flowers and everything There still will be tens of thousands of troops and bases because the pipeline all that stuff But they won't be let what it will just pretend that is not war anymore I mean full agreement on that Okay well then you know And here's the clip this kind of kicker first day This Haas guy Do I have second Haas clip in under list their? Ummm....I don't

52:24 see a second house oh yes has in front of congress so host goes in front of the this again you can't tell me that's all we don't need to be there and is all playing into the same scenario which is that yeah we're gonna look like really but we can't because if uni cal and I do have a quote on one or read by first-time just in unical is uh... is the big pipeline which was with all this started about in the first place it started before nine eleven There's documentation that we already threatened the Taliban before 9-11, that we're gonna come in and kick their ass if they didn't let... If they didn't kick out. Apparently it was an Argentinian oil company They said you get to stop dealing with them You're dealing with our people or were coming in And then of course after 9-11... We just have to play once a while

53:09 and so then that gave us the opportunity after 9-11 to go into Afghanistan and then clear the way for UNICAL, and also set up the PAPI operation. Yes So there's no way we're leaving Afghanistan. So anyway, so Haas goes up there he makes a big thing for the public, oh yay! Yay! We don't need to be in Afghanistan because they can do two things at play here one is that I don't believe the Council on Foreign Relations and a lot of Congress are getting their fair share under the table money from the oil companies. We're starting to see a lot of very interesting little anti this, anti that oh the oil companies have got these huge tax breaks I think we should pull the tax breaks from them right you know there's just threatening the oil companies left and right isn't that because we need campaign donations from the oil company exactly there is not enough this is basically the same kind of

54:03 uh... i wonder what kind of game to call it but its a extortion game that people like jesse jackson and his operation and other groups do they come in say look we're gonna look over your company oh thank you for the donation sir and they leave. It's illegal form of extortion and so the oil companies have not been paying their fair share, and now we're making their life miserable including this tax thing. And by the way there's something very funny about this oh they get three billion dollars in tax benefits why is that? We should just pull these on the net then of course the counter argument to balance is so that all companies know we can go either way with this is the same yeah but it's just going to be passed on to the consumer well i think what women that's american tax money these are international companies what's gonna be passed out at the consumers gonna be passed on a consumer internationally and it's not really gonna could be passed under the american consumers much as it is the world consumer so it's about it's a plus for them eric in their there is a small

54:59 little thing that happened amongst all of this which you will not see reported on most of the mainstream news is today Glencore, the Mark Rich founded company. Mark Rich who was indicted in 43 counts of fraud was eventually pardoned by President Bill Clinton on his last day in office he went to Zuc Switzerland started Glencore the largest oil holding company of millions of different companies they went public today in London this thing is rife rife with people who are convicted of fraud, all kinds of indictments against them. And you know that Billy Boy and a lot of these elites all have shares in this thing. This is a bonanza! I think the company's now valued at 61 or 62 billion dollars

55:43 and confirmed just today alone in the public filings six people have become billionaires just based upon this IPO. So there has been a payoff I think you're probably right, a lot of the CFR guys weren't in the deal they weren't in the pre-IPO shares so they need their money somewhere. I want to read this quote before we go back to Haas which I found again yet this is from the Dawat free media out of Afghanistan. I spent most of my research reading material from the Middle East rather than American news sources, yet perhaps the most obvious smoking gun at the US planned war well in advance of 9-11 manifested and this is that they did data points that people can go look up at a Berlin conference during July 2001 whereupon us officials informed the foreign secretary of Pakistan

56:30 a Niaz, Naik or Nat-Nake in AIK. He's the former what of Pakistan? foreign secretary yeah uh... would be the c hillary yes that the u s would attack afghanistan before the snow flies in october also president in an indisputable independent and verifiable cornucopia of exculpatory this guy's kind of a ridiculous writer evidence were threats issued to taliban emissary say ed rata moolah hashemi in february two thousand one while in washington discuss but he was in washington by the way to discuss progress on the ongoing pipeline negotiations between u s oil giant unicall and the taliban when washington became aware that the taliban were seen to be favoring breeders an argentine company talibans emissary was forthwith and then unmistakable terms threatened with bombing state department christina roca advised hashemi that you either accept our offer of gold or we bury you in a carpet of bombs nice

57:29 People must remember that this program has you and I have one assertion everything in the world is about oil And if you think that what you put in your car or what we put our airplanes, that's really it No. Oil is everything The entire agricultural sector could not exist without oil. It's in all of the herbicides, pesticides... Oil is everywhere! It's in every single product. The petrochemical industry is so much larger than just what you burn in your car it is all about oil everything in the world is at the end of the day about oil and we want to make sure that mention one more thing We don't necessarily think that's a bad thing

58:16 No, not at all. I mean we need women! But we are interested in the truth and this is what were trying to seek here now play Haas when he goes in front of Congress and this is Dick Durbin who's concerned about the fact that they're going broke with these programs in Pakistan and Afghanistan And then there...this a long testimony you only gonna play the beginning of it but just played his first part When you look 10-12 billion dollar monthly payment by American taxpayers much of which is being wasted and sadly portions of which are being diverted to fund our enemy. You have to ask yourselves how long can we sustain this? Mr. Haas, I read your testimony and I was really kind of cheering you on until it got the last paragraph but I've gotta ask about it because here's what you said resolution of the ongoing conflict by either military or diplomatic means as highly unlikely in not a realistic basis for US policy

59:13 Walking away from Afghanistan, however is not the answer. I want to ask you about that if this is about money then clearly spending it or wasting it is very hard to justify but its about alot more If you believe that resolution of this conflict by military means is highly unlikely and not a realistic basis for US policy, how can we send one more American soldier to fight and die in Afghanistan? I can't wait to hear this. Good question and fair question. Uh...I do not believe that U.S interests to the extent they exist in Afghanistan require a resolution of the conflict That's good news because were not going get a resolution of the conflict

59:56 But we can maintain or protect ourselves, or protect our core interests. Our core interest again is Afghanistan ought not to be a launching pad for terrorist attacks against us or the world We can do that I believe with a degree of counter-terrorism presence and activity And a degree of limited focus training on Afghan local and national troops I believe we can protect our core interests with a modest investment. So I'm trying to come up with not the proverbial middle course because it's actually closer to one end than the other but i don't believe the answer is withdrawal so those of us many of us who face this vote faced wait what was the vote

1:00:44 You're gonna vote on continued funding or something I actually don't know. Two votes, on Iraq and Afghanistan Oh okay so right got it 23 of us voted against the invasion of Iraq I continue to believe that was the right vote I voted for the invasion of Afghanistan And i've been... Voted for it To go after Al-Qaeda For what they did to us on 9 11 Al Qaeda! And defined and if necessary kill Osama Bin Laden Squirrel Now here we are Almost 10 years later And..I have to tell you If you would have asked me whether I was signing up for the longest war in American history, which has no end in sight even after the killing of Osama bin Laden.

1:01:24 say that wasn't the bargain. That isn't what I thought i was voting for he's clearly not at the right cocktail parties no,no hes not in the loop He is NOT in the right crowd Mr Durbin although he might be and this may all be posturing again to threaten the oil companies that look we're gonna leave you guys are going to get screwed and by the way your pipeline of yours fuck ya because it's gonna be whatever it is So the point is that we don't really know what's behind all this and Dick Durbin has been around for such a long time that I have a hard time believing he can be part of it. I just want to mention one other thing about the oil, you know of course we recall that a little over year ago now that the entire Polish government was wiped out in a fog and bad aviation skills more than a year ago now they just had that celebration

1:02:12 Well, guess what today? The first Nord Stream oil pipeline went into operation completely bypassing Poland going right through their territorial waters now shipping oil from Russia straight into Europe without going through Poland and a couple other key states. It's all about the oil everything and not just to put in your car we need oil for everything including my hair so the way this is gonna go they're gonna end up doing a deal with the Taliban which is against everybody's everyone who understands the mechanisms this guy Kagan did it who was very I had to get a clip from him but not on this show and and the even in the back channel Iranian back channel they say you don't want to do a deal with these guys because their double dealers and there are creeps and they're probably irked about this earlier threats anyway

1:03:05 But that's what the way this is gonna kind of head because we are I think you're dead on they're gonna make it look like We're leaving and we're not leaving and still going to be costing us a lot of money, but which is basically paying for we're paying protection money Yeah for that pipeline well. We send oil companies aren't coughing up enough extra cash or the coffers of the Congress and the other people who need their bribes and that's why all this is taking place to make it clear to the oil companies that we can drop them like a hot potato if they don't get their act together because look at all those profits. That's all you hear on all night, oh the oil company profits are unbelievable! Yeah no I'm making that kind of money you better be spreading it around

1:03:45 And of course, the United States has 900 bases around the world. We still have our bases in Japan and Germany from World War II! It's what we do and if you don't like it...and I don't like it then you've got to make your voice heard You've gotta vote every single one of these mega jabronis out-of-office. We really do. Quite frankly, I think that we're doomed We're doomed. There's no way we can stop this the president the total puppet president is handler Val Valerie Jarrett Completely just like oh, okay will do whatever you tell us to do I mean so let's cut to this that's good I mean we could go on with his theories for a while But since were right You know this show is gonna be we have to carry out a lot of this in The Sunday Show but let's go to them to the Osama by the way, let's go to the fun stuff Is he dead or alive?

1:04:40 He's been dead since 2002 probably. Well if you want to play it, well I have a clip. Oh how coincidental! I figure as one of our listeners this is on C-SPAN and i love c-span because they take these calls from crazy people uh huh and play the c-span clip... It's the Republican call in line? The Republican caller let's go to the phones from Michigan Richard joins us Republican line hi Good morning Richard. Hi, you're on the air. Okay I got a question for your guest he's been over there in Arab countries and he was in the army and everything else so he surely knows that bin Laden died in 2001

1:05:23 This whole thing is just an incredible propaganda stunt and the media is complicit in it. And its time for America to start seeing through this stuff I wish he would just stand up right now, be a patriot and say hey man European lied to this guy was dead. He was murdered Benazir Bhutto In her canister before she was murdered and she was murdered And we allowed that to happen because we supported the other guy Well, uh the callers question by the way I heard click did Did you hear the click? I heard the click on the call. I heard the click, yeah that was Yandihim Some of things i think you'll hear a lot of there will be rumors not just within the Arabic speaking world but also within the United States and elsewhere that Osama Bin Laden is not really dead or that Osama bin Laden was killed years ago and this is just propaganda. I can assure the caller

1:06:21 that I spent a good deal of my life trying to capture or kill Osama Bin Laden and it was long after 2001. So unfortunately, we have not been able to be successful until just now and we can thank our special operating forces that... Right! Thank them all And by the way, I have huge respect for our everyone in military and the CIA because people are just you know co-opted and segregated. And so what am looking for when when you only have half of the information? I don't know what's a word you're looking for

1:06:59 Well, if I knew it then i'd say the word. Oh... You know where they only get pieces of information so no one gets the whole picture no one has a whole story and they're all doing out of patriotic reasons but everyone's just being played completely played and its small little team small little team of people who are just really running show and this is like well they do great job you're doing a fantastic job in his a lot of benefits to this The benefits are of course the entire defense and the homeland defense machine.

1:07:39 So, you know the Lucy Napolitano was really just fantastic. Here's a report from CBS News I got it offline and it is funny because when I take clips from offline... ...I have to restart the web page and then start my recording And every single time I hit this clip the same pre-roll came in front of it This is the pre roll before I got to this CBS clip It's a bus Don't assume it was left by accident if you see something say something Every single time this clip was about to play this pre-roll ran. I'm like isn't it amazing yeah? Because people out there should you should explain them how pre rolls generally work with any God sort of media They are randomly put in into a playlist, but they're not just even keep seeing the same one over and over It's been

1:08:36 stuck there for a reason. Yeah, and there's tags in the media in the actual media file associated so these pre-roll networks know what to put in front of it I just kept playing this one over and over again but it was completely married to this clip Terrorism experts say a retaliation attack for Osama Bin Laden's death is inevitable. Terrorists are expected to aim for more vulnerable soft targets like shopping malls, even museums. Soft targets John here we go. Oh they're gonna bomb the art museum! Soft targets so we need to be scanned everywhere slaves get ready for it CBS 2's Hazel Sanchez reports

1:09:18 They are places jam-packed with people, pedestrian malls shopping centers and stadiums. Yeah I feel safe but of course in the back my head i know that things can happen. By the way for some reason CBS didn't get anyone on who they interviewed who said this is bullcrap it's amazing how that works balance reporting where the guy says this is bull crap. ...says terrorists seeking revenge for Osama Bin Laden's death will turn to attacks less dramatic than the destruction on September 11th... Why would that be? Wait, hold on a second! This violates all the rules of terrorism Yeah, you can't be less dramatic. How stupid is that? You know go blow up the local chamber of commerce or the old ladies home. We need soft targets and they've got some expert from New York who'll explain John don't worry about it yeah if you're confused don't worry The Ministry of Truth is in full operation Focusing instead on soft targets like hotels places of worship

1:10:15 and mass transit hubs. How, mass transit hub? I think we need some x-ray machines at the mass transit hubs! It's easier less complicated for them to carry out what they're gonna achieve This is an Israeli security expert If they are successful it is to kill as many people as possible Security consultant David Boehm says that in future could include security checkpoints entering all soft targets All soft targets, including Whole Foods! I cannot wait. It's gonna be awesome! Like your local department store, Bohm says even with a police presence the areas are vulnerable The reason they're called soft is because it's so easily accessible to anyone There has to be security checks for the safety of all people Added security is a turn off for some New Yorkers Oh oh we have a balanced voice here There's a police presence and they search someone with a backpack

1:11:08 Somebody who looks not really suspicious, but it's random so I would go if that is the case. That's what where was she against that? What was there was nothing like that all about this completely bogus? Totally used to be the Tiffany News Network ladies and gentlemen everyone is being searched It's better to be safer than sorry Oh Better be safe than sorry. Just take your man's place, just take a man's place There is more Despite the challenges to secure high volume soft targets like here in Times Square Security experts say one of the best lines of defense already exists and doesn't cost a thing What could that be? What could it be?! We are

1:11:58 millions and millions of eyes and ears. We need to assist each other, and keep each other safe. Freedom coming with an increasingly heavy price in Midtown Hazel Sanchez Oh hazel! Oh hazel! Soft target security is a long-standing practice in Israel where... Yeah, of course. Oh my goodness it's here It's here It's here. This was so good in so many ways, this is why I'm... John and I did talk for like two minutes when this came down and- Well let me explain the two minute talk The first thing, the news breaks, I get a phone call And it goes..this is the extent of our conversation exchanging information, went like this Adam, I said hello? This is Adam He didn't say anything but he says Can you believe this bull crap?!

1:12:47 And then he hangs up. And then I call back and say, they've got a scalp! But of course we don't have a scalp because we didn't know yet that he'd been thrown in the ocean and that we didn't have a picture or were not going to show the picture which by the way what's that douchebags name? The New York Times journalist who was on the road with Clooney? I have no idea. Anyway so he was on last night with Pierce Morgan...I didn't get a clip from it and also on was Alan Dershowitz And the douchebag from The New York Times is saying, you know if it doesn't benefit the country if the president thinks that we shouldn't show the picture then we shouldn't do this. Mike are you out of your... Are you insane? Are you absolutely insane? The New York Times would probably wouldn't be in the interest of the United States so he wouldn't publish a picture

1:11:58 millions and millions of eyes and ears. We need to assist each other, and keep each other safe. Freedom coming with an increasingly heavy price in Midtown Hazel Sanchez Oh hazel! Oh hazel! Soft target security is a long-standing practice in Israel where... Yeah, of course. Oh my goodness it's here It's here It's here. This was so good in so many ways, this is why I'm... John and I did talk for like two minutes when this came down and- Well let me explain the two minute talk The first thing, the news breaks, I get a phone call And it goes..this is the extent of our conversation exchanging information, went like this Adam, I said hello? This is Adam He didn't say anything but he says Can you believe this bull crap?!

1:12:47 And then he hangs up. And then I call back and say, they've got a scalp! But of course we don't have a scalp because we didn't know yet that he'd been thrown in the ocean and that we didn't have a picture or were not going to show the picture which by the way what's that douchebags name? The New York Times journalist who was on the road with Clooney? I have no idea. Anyway so he was on last night with Pierce Morgan...I didn't get a clip from it and also on was Alan Dershowitz And the douchebag from The New York Times is saying, you know if it doesn't benefit the country if the president thinks that we shouldn't show the picture then we shouldn't do this. Mike are you out of your... Are you insane? Are you absolutely insane? The New York Times would probably wouldn't be in the interest of the United States so he wouldn't publish a picture

1:13:38 And I have to say Alan Dershowitz was like, this is like First Amendment. It's like no way the president has no right to determine what the American public can or cannot see and this is not being questioned except by some 80 year old lawyer it's unbelievable. Actually Napolitano on the same side of that argument in fact I have a clip for the end of the show which is Napolitano going...Napolitano is only one on Fox who didn't get on the bandwagon Oh Andrew Napolitano Judge Napolitano. I thought you meant Lucio, it's like what? How can that be? It was a mistake, I should say judge Napolitano. He came on and he is the only one who wasn't on script

1:14:16 which I think is not a good thing to do at this point for Fox. Not if he wants the primetime Glenn Beck slot, he's right. He's trying to get the Glenn Beck spot but you know we'll see whatever the case was he was the only one that questioned legality of this and the action if it would have the action actually took place and the whole thing very much very different than then the rest of the Foxers which are all saying their whole theme was waterboarding is great this proves it and why don't you thank Bush? He's the one who cut who shot you know besides Bush had the gun Yeah, but anyway. We had a guy and do good I know the Saddam Hussein sons and showed the new new Ghana Dean we showed those pictures, and we had the video of the so-called Saddam Hussein hanging which now of course. We know Probably wait a way that you notice is one thing I thought we might bring up Which is that they this all happened right? Coincidentally when the saddam hussein tape came out it could have gotten a lot of attention oh yeah, oh yeah

1:15:15 the the levees in the south flooding all of that land there. We're going to have earthquakes, we're gonna have a massive new distraction on our hands right after this I mean the playbook is so clear to me you can just see it happening like we have this will carry this on for awhile forget Libya no one cares about that Algeria and all the stuff that's happening and then were gonna have this massive natural quote disaster thats going to take place in the United States

1:16:04 Wanted to I have two clips and this is about the CIA and the media And this which is so actually three clips, so completely linked together It's just astounding. So the first clip is from KQRS The Morning Show I'm just gonna play the first bit if we want to play more of it on Sunday We can this is Vince Flynn This is the former CIA operative who has something very interesting to say. I think he has a new book out, so of course everyone's promoting books you know movies books the whole thing was jumping on the bandwagon here's what he had to say about this little thing that happened in Abad Abedabadabad. In any case so this whole Bin Laden thing...I got a call this morning from Commander Flynn

1:16:55 By his brother is is still active in the military. This is like these are lifetime career spooks your brother Timmy Who reads me page 28 of Memorial Day your book? It's word for word what happened yeah, it's kind of eerie and weird That that seen in the opening chapters of Memorial Day. Basically what happens is that CIA and JSOC decide they've got a high value target on the wrong side of the border, and they're going to go get them but not tell Pakistan because they can't trust them

1:17:31 And they launched the Chinooks and the Pavoks, and they go in with the SEAL teams and the Delta Force. What was really bizarre out of that deal is I find out from Porter Goss who at the time was the director of the CIA that he and General McChrystal had read that scene! This is fantastic stuff so you know they actually take the page right out of the playbook saying this is about That was kind of good. It's free consulting. Yeah, no it totally the guy should get a bonus. It inspired them to put together a very similar operation that they were going to run back in the middle of the last decade and they were 90% sure that it was Zawahiri

1:18:18 So, just a little throwback here. If you look at the Pakistani press and there's plenty of links in the show notes that are just bulging with these links The Pakistani press is actually reporting exactly the opposite. That the Pakistanis went into the compound, they were the ones that dragged somebody out They got some kind of operative, they blew up something there and then after that the US helicopters came in and took somebody out So it's exactly upside down reverse world. I did not get that from any Pakistani source Oh, I have it from tons of Pakistani sources you get from any the real ones? I mean there's only two or three who knows right yeah, I mean It's Pakistani website. Yeah, okay. I have my own theory about this whole thing which I'll reveal shortly Let me play this was from our national treasure This was Lawrence Wright another author

1:19:17 Who has also done some movies and this is just how the CIA operates in Hollywood Which is really important because what you're seeing on television is Hollywood. I think it was in 2006 a CIA came to me to Write a scenario and their words about what would we do if we got bin Laden? Because this has been a subject of concern within the intelligence community What what if we did get him? how will we treat him where would we take and uh... would be better to take them alive or dead and because i had written this movie the speech of you know in hollywood it does somewhat better job of connecting the dot about um... terrorism and a threat to america than the intelligence community uh... cia was reaching out to screenwriters

1:20:07 did you get a call job he didn't get a call from others i don't understand and mister it might be in my mind spam the money to my call list here just like as i had done and uh... we know i'm not reporter i can go writing screenplays for the cia's so often that but i'll tell you in the following the dog ring about not been for the new york times what i think uh... if we if we were able to catch bin laden of first of all Remember that bin Laden is the most famous man in the world. He's going to be one of the most famous men in history So if you have the good luck to catch him, do you have to deal with the legacy? Not just the man by the way That was a thing that kind of took me on to the Obama Osama thing If the most famous man in the world is Osama It's kind of like You know you want to do a ripoff To have another famous person and there's no nothing better than they kind of come up with the same name it's done in marketing all The time

1:21:07 Go on. And if you catch him, don't kill him because he'll become a martyr which is what he seeks to be Anyway so that's a very long clip You can listen to that Yeah it was a long time Well it goes on forever I think we should take a quick break Can I take a... Are you still on the same topic? What what? I need to laugh Because Rachel Maddow Ugh Wait a minute! Was on Jon Stewart You're always giving me nothing but grief If I even mention her name let alone have a clip Well, it's a clip of her and Jon Stewart. She comes on Jon Stewart with her glasses you know she has to look intelligentsia. She always has the black... She is so intimidated by him it's ridiculous but she

1:21:49 It was so because you know the point of this clip is there that the media is pre-informed about everything That you know they have like the equivalent of what in Gitmo nation east. They call a D notice You can't say anything about it, but she's actually like propagating our memes throughout the entire interview short clips Can you confirm that? Because- This is about Bin Laden being dead. Can you confirm that, Jon Stewart asks. We saw... No but that's why immediately You are talking about the objective reality That you live in I turn on the news and immediately you do have people saying Is he dead and it's awfully weird Do you think he did it to distract from the birth certificate And you immediately Think to yourself

1:22:42 Is really that's what living in your head? Is that, are you that just insane. The idea of the birth certificate is a real story. Right! Osama Bin Laden is distraction from it tells everything you need to know about people who were really invested in the birth certificate story if you think that Osama bin laden is the distraction that America needs. Distraction I mean does she even hear what she saying This is all distraction. She's terrible by the way, yeah I didn't realize until they fired what's his name? Yeah Obermiller that how bad she is because he would I think he can he segwayed into her show and kind of softened her a little bit and made it seem that she was like not nuts but this isn't enough yeah she just doesn't work at all she said she's not gonna last I mean I can't even watch your show anymore

1:23:40 You know, what's so another win of this whole thing is we get to call everyone a conspiracy theorist. I continuously hear conspiracy, competing, it's competitive. You're crazy. Oh well, I got a better one that this has been all set up play my Krauthammer clip where there's not just conspiracy theory. There's another word we keep overlooking release them you have to release them because otherwise the whole thing looks a little bit cooked Not to us who are rational but in the Middle East which lives, but they'll still say it's not just Charles I mean a no matter what you do. You're gonna have the kooks out there saying I'm talking about I'm not speaking about the cooks. I'm talking about ordinary discourse in the middle The cooks that I saw so once I saw someone else because you know that what they're saying now is

1:24:26 The entire Middle East is built upon conspiracies. They're crazy out there because they don't believe their government This is this is a new meme like the middle east absolutely don't believe their government and I heard some guy I missed getting the clip He said the Middle East is like oh, it's a whole region of dark-haired Donald Trump's unlike what? Dark hair, Donald Trumps? Are you kidding me? Listen to Maddo propagate the formula a little bit more though and then we'll move on. I think that puts that in the proper perspective Yeah the whole like if-we-don't-see-the-pictures-none-of-us-will-ever believe-that-he's dead thing is a country that i don't recognize And where are you living biatch? You see this shadow was photoshopped out so it doesn't really do that Did they tell you guys

1:25:15 before the president made his speech what had happened was that did everyone know? She's about to like lift the lid on how the news media actually functions she doesn't even realize what she is saying. We had an understanding of what the president was going to announce but not that far far out in advance. What does that mean not that far out? Probably half a day I mean nobody had advanced planning notes for Sunday night something's gonna happen it wasn't like right at all but once it was clear the president was going to make an announcement then people started getting worried about what the general content of that was gonna be right um... It was funny to watch people be so coy because you knew they knew and so they would go out, I can tell you that uh... its CIA

1:25:59 I was a very skinny man, a skinny man. Man that you would might how can they sit here and laugh about the news media? That is completely controlled by the government and won't say anything because Barack Obama has to come out and do his little show How can they actually laugh about that if this happens I mean it shouldn't just be on-the-air immediately reporting this no No, well shut up. We'll just wait until the president's made his announcement Otherwise he doesn't get the ratings He has to time it to kick Donald Trump off the air. I mean this is crazy Or am I just nuts? It's pathetic. No, you're right it's not crazy it's pathetic Yeah thank you very much

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1:35:48 Yeah, I did. I had to get a band-aid. Okay... Steven McGrath step forward sir as you have donated a very lucky amount your giving level is great during this very special year 111 111 is what you have brought your giving level up too in one go we highly appreciate that not only will you receive a ring but we hear by night these are Stephen McGrath knight of the no agenda roundtable Come on over, my friend! The truth is here. All you have to do is grab it Have a seat with all of our knights and dames And enjoy a little uh... Nice So as we go into the second half, is it possible now for me to play a few clips and give my theory about what happened with Bin Laden? Yeah I think we're pretty much on the same... Oh what happened with bin laden. See i don't care but yeah why I just want to be it seems to be a news topic and I want to get out of here which I just wanna ask you the question dead or alive

1:36:44 He's, he was alive and now he is dead. Oh so you think that he was alive? I think it is a mission within a mission Despite the fact that he had kidney failure almost 16 years ago? That's all bull crap Okay So let's, I mean we can't believe anything but let us take a look at some of the basics that took place around this particular situation. Here i'm just going to say from the overview and then throw up my documentation because it is basically the way we do this sometimes when you come up with an analysis you do the analysis first then try to back it up with what you can. I think that this was in extraction and then resulted in Bin Laden getting assassinated so they went to go get him because if we do agree that he's CIA asset

1:37:25 He's a CIA asset and here is what happened. He was turned, he was either turned or captured by one element of the ISI which kept him in this private... And by the way there was an article in The Gulf News that said that this particular location used to be a safe house for the ISI. 2003 it was a safe house! that's not so now this is a big issue because the two thousand three wasn't built to be evidence if you look at my house was about the two thousand five so i don't know what does that mean as i saw that two thousand three reference to and i'm wondering whether hell that's all about But there's a couple of interesting factoids that showed up and I think is, I think how they isolate him had nothing to do for example with anybody torturing anybody. I think it had direct connection to this particular little fact that showed up in the one of the

1:38:11 uh... pakistani major did new york times of pakistan which called on terrorist suspect spec went to meet ben laden from indonesia this guy out abdul hum ed was arrested in january of this year after meeting with osama act that safe house he was arrested by the Pakistanis and has been held ever since as the Indonesians demand that he be extradited back to Indonesia because he's one of the partners responsible for the 2002 Bali bombings. And Pakistan has him, and they must have known exactly what was going on cause they arrested him right after this meeting so that information was passed along to the CIA so this house was considered hot at that point

1:38:57 But was Osama always there? I don't think so. And here's a couple of clips that i think would be kind of interesting to me, I have two clips from the terrorism expert for... Let's see where are we... Booz Allen Hamilton? Booz Allen Hamilton she is she sounds very credible to a lot of stuff and and she mentions that they know they people knew about this safe house which now which I believe now since then became a prison and I think it was easy enough to find bin laden in his family because they were actually in the cell there's never any evidence that they were walking around all the satellite data shows only one guard was out there and they were essentially locked up so you could go in and grab him, you could extract him. And by the way this seal team six

1:39:41 began its history, even though it changed his name to Group Dev as an extraction team. That is their specialty they're not an assassination group they're called assassins because the Democrats call them Cheney's Assassins but the fact of the matter is this is a specialty group that does nothing but extractions. They're the guys who took Aristide out of Haiti right in the middle of the mess and shipped him off someplace, these guys are pro at extraction they became a unit of these seals in 1979-1980 when the extractors that tried to get those American hostages out of Iran

1:40:20 failed, the US government said we need guys who are good at this. Let's put together a unit they created these people that's what they do and they have gazelle like legs and no waste they have no waste I believe it was an extraction and i think there was a sub I think within the extraction unit somebody was told I don't think it was generally known to everybody to shoot Osama Either because he was giving information away or they didn't need him alive, or something weird happened and they assassinated him even though they were supposed to take him out of there. That's why they had the two Chinooks They had 2 Blackhawks and 2 Chinooks And the Chinooks were gonna take everything that could out of the compound They took all the computers and all the people that could take

1:41:00 instead they went in there, they blew up one of their planes fell apart or supposedly and it did they had to burn that down. Then Chinook came in later they took everybody... They took one person apparently nobody wants to say who they had to shoot Obama or saw there I go Osama and they did it it was an assassination but I think that was the second mission that only one guy knew about him by the way double tap is of course we know what that is right? That's an assassination. That's not like an accident so now here's the evidence that I believe was part It was partial in my coming up with this conclusion. Play the booze Ellen Hamilton, terrorism expert and there's a couple of interesting factoids she has. And now there is great fear inside Pakistan that many of the terrorists for example Ayman Zawahiri who is our number two man or one who will replace Bin Laden is moving to southern Punjab

1:41:54 and I've been on the phone with Pakistani journalists all day. And there's, even though we focus so much our energy on Abbottabad and this is where he has been, he has lived in this compound well i think it would be a mistake to think that he's been in this resort town for a long time He's been moving around In fact one of my sources said that was only three days ago that he came to Abbottabad before that he was in the northern areas of Chitral which again is another peaceful area another resort like place beautiful valley of Pakistan So I think pay more attention to areas that were not on our radar. May I ask you a question about this John? So it sounds to me like amidst, this is a possibility, amidst the personnel changes we saw in the CIA and the military they needed to have a personnel change in the extended arm of the CIA which is Al

1:42:41 and they needed to move the number two guy up, and we had to absolutely eradicate the number one guy. Is that kind of what you're feeling? I would say that's a possible... That's one of the possible reasons. I think it's also that there could be unknown reasons why they had to shoot him but it was obvious when more evidence comes out he wasn't shielding himself He was probably ready to go Hey! Was this girl, this Booz Allen terrorist expert is she hot She's got a, she's kind of a Persian looking. She's not bad looking. I love Persian yeah So anyway she has more to say and there are some other PBS stuff that i can add to this but im going to jump back the next clip and go another one which kinda also shows up this guy named Colonel Hunt that was on O'Reilly he has a thesis that I thought backed this basic theory of mine quite a bit play the Colonel Hunt thesis Operation looks almost flawless except for the helicopter deal

1:43:35 Yeah, absolutely brilliant. And if I just may say something about your exchange with Mike Schoer Bill, I think the reason Bin Laden stayed there so long was very straightforward He was a prisoner in Gilded Cage The Pakistani ISI had him there he wasn't free to go They were in my view keeping him until they needed him So it's a gentle imprisonment Well that's a pretty start... Wait wait wait wait wait Kurt That's a pretty startling charge you're making now and so I want to challenge and have you back it up You're saying that the Pakistani intelligence apparatus not only knew he was there, but kept him there. That he couldn't leave for their own purposes? That's what you're saying? How can you back that up? Well I'm saying... well I've worked with the Pakistanis at least briefly in the 90s and followed them for a long time and there is no way

1:44:22 The Inter-Services Intelligence Agency, the Pakistani CIA plus equivalent didn't know where this guy was. They just had to know so there is no doubt that the ISI knew he was there and helped him It is my supposition that they probably He wasn't free to go. The deal was he had to stay there and they'd protect him Now back to the operation, which was absolutely brilliant The most interesting aspect of it to me apart from the incredible professionalism and proficiency Was the way that administration spinning the helicopter That had a mechanical malfunction in which the seals destroyed instead of leaving it on the ground They said well they didn't want Al Qaeda to get this top secret technology

1:45:06 That's nonsense. The al-Qaeda guys near that helicopter were dead They destroyed that helicopter because they didn't want the Pakistanis to get the technology Because the pakistanis would have shared it with their real buddies, the Chinese who would have reversed engineered it This is a very complex operation there The whole thing runs on freedom of expression I'm just going to say again John The helicopter screw that unless it's a gravitational device. It's a great crap It's bull and you're right I do believe in anti-gravitational devices, but that this was not one of them This was this was a movie set so anyway So my thinking is that there did that either?

1:45:43 Osama was determined to be a double agent at this point or he had been turned. It's well known that Osama, you know he also took money from the Israelis He was financed by diamond dealers and the guy has been all over in the map. He was a billionaire Come on What are we crazy? He is from the Bin Laden family So I think there was a, I think he was still connected to the CIA and if you look at all his TV speeches and look at the days that they took place or that they were released. I think there's a code in their that went to the CIA that said I'm going to be off the grid for awhile if you don't hear from me by this day go in and get me! And I think that code was triggered

1:46:25 from his last speech which I believe was the 12th of the 21st of January, which had two numbers added would be three. Which means give me three months until May 1 to hear from me if you don't hear from me by may first come in with guns blazing and save because they've got me So they, so May 1st rolls around. They go in with the extraction team from the sea. This is the extraction unit that's what they do went in there to extract him but there was a secondary mission that somebody within the team was told look this guy we can't bring him back you're gonna have to shoot him and one guy Boom, the whole thing's over now. It looks like it was an assassination which is kind of a negative image of these guys because in fact that's not what they do but that's what everyone wants to say they do so it kind of brushes up the fact he maybe shouldn't have been shot He should've been captured then what were those Chinooks doing there? And they were gonna extract him but didn't and this all has covered up completely I like it! I really do! I can't refute that other than ABC News knew this all along

1:47:31 Well, I'll tell you there's a bunch of clips. I'm not going to play but they were where they where they reiterate this assassination unit bullcrap and They I mean essentially that there's one in here I would like to play if I can figure out which one it is Where they decide to get a try to they finally give? McChrystal McCree I wish I could just wanted the PBS ones we have two ladies just to get this McChrystal who who read the script beforehand and already had planned this Well McChrystal, no I think McChrystal has been on the out since he let the Rolling Stone guys get him fired. Dispose of the body would that be it?

1:48:11 I want to hear that anyway. PBS dispose of the body? The things they did for instance was to build an entire mock compound, we're told somewhere in Afghanistan and practiced many times just going into that compound They also planned for every eventuality taken dead or alive what to do with the remains how to do quick forensic analysis so they could dispose of the body within 24 hours. And then before that final raid, of course I gather there was a great debate about exactly how to try and take bin Laden out? Absolutely, Jeff. There were really two main options with a lot of sub-options. So that's not it? I think it might be JSOC PBS deconstruction does that sound right to you? Yeah that's probably it but let me place the reason I gave that other clip is because there was this what this bull crap about the Muslim burial yeah That was great in accordance with Muslim tradition we threw him in the sea

1:49:04 religion that's based in the desert yeah because that's where we bury all our good Muslims but with what we threw him headfirst so So that's good. The other meme that I started spotting a lot was the bomb, we could bomb him with the predator, we could have bombed it or attacked or did this risky attack well if you're doing an extraction with an extraction team its obvious that you never were going to bomb them this is just another smoke screen of bull crap information so the public can say oh Obama had to make this great decision when in fact he made no decision and they weren't gonna

1:49:40 bomb it. I mean they got all these computers hard disks and all those arrested this really great potentially great stuff which would have been destroyed by bombing so why would you even think about bombing when you might have a treasure trove? I mean the oldest the information we're being fed by the media is so skewed to toward confusion that it's just really, I was more annoyed at the end of the day by and that these people are just, it's not even worth watching the news anymore. It's not worth watching anything I mean by the way there was marijuana growing outside that compound you know that? Yeah I did see that story and uh... that's a good thing

1:50:21 Anyway, play that other clip and I think you have the McChrystal blast. Here's what i'm thinking there... I'm starting to see this more and more. McChrystal, they've decided to turn him into a bad guy because he or a creep because of this situation that happened with Rolling Stone cause everybody knows that he got himself out of that mess on purpose and they're not gonna, they're just not going to sit on it. Yeah the JSOC as its called is a sort of military half of this operation and that's basically um... its made up of elite units from the army navy Marines and Air Force. And there's all special forces, and some people call them Murder Inc., Assassination Inc.. Their expertise is assassinations This unit or this sort of joint command really hit full flower in Iraq when they were taking out top Sunni insurgent leaders under the leadership of General Stanley McChrystal Right So let's just get one in on him

1:51:23 You know, I think we should. Of course just like you have tons of clips and it's so boring at this point although i did see the entertainment value like the stealth helicopter and all that stuff you know that was just hilarious Rob Lowe was on The View talking about how he flew with the hijackers the 9-11 hijackers on his on their dry run mission of course is promoting a book Yeah, and yeah then we have the hurt locker people who coincidentally happen to be following this I think not this Elite seal 16 when they got a movie coming out if you saw the hurt locker by the way bunch of bullcrap America America stuff. I mean I've been to Iraq. I've been with these guys Although most are the guys that were involved in that they didn't like that movie. Oh, yeah

1:52:12 And not to belabor the point, I do have one kind of funny clip about the whole thing which is like a real eye roller. Please tell me this is the uh... everything Adam likes about everything? No no no! All in Bin Laden's yard. Oh yeah okay hold on Did you see that one?! Yeah, it's worth playing home on the second. Here we go. People in the area, locals in the area are all pretty flummoxed and surprised by what has happened here the last few days. They say that they had no idea who lived there a couple of people said that some of the children were playing locally would throw their football over as children do and usually this neighborhood they just throw them back or they come out hand it back with the kids running to get them Here what would happen is that the balls will not be returned instead somebody

1:53:16 and give the kids some money instead of returning the ball. And also I noticed on the wall itself, and there was around... No that's good you don't have to play the rest of it. Yeah no I did say it So what is this? This thing is isolated in the middle of nowhere! Mr Osama can I have my ball?! my balls back shut up kid here take a dime shut up and leave me alone get out now the other thing is this million-dollar mansion which is what they keep talking about was I was a hellhole I like the word flummox though I think we should make use of the word flummox a little more. This mansion most of the locals say if it cost $200,000 dollars it was a miracle it was a shack looking dive! It was a mansion without internet without telephone

1:53:58 I tell you all the information was bullcrap. They had internet they had telephones everything was bullcrap It was a bull crap story, and this is a bull crap media We have to deal with it the whole thing was bull crap How do you really feel about it though? I don't want you to sugarcoat or hold back or anything so to summarize to summarize III like your assertion About the extraction team. I think that's great research all uh I'm gonna give you 11 points for that Think we both agree that the media is now completely 100% Co-opted there's no reason to watch it other than for entertainment value You can either choose Chloe and Lamar or you can watch any of the news channels or any of the new shows There's no difference between the two. It's a big joke big big joke, and unfortunately 99 percent of the population is just like hey, you know smoke up your poppies go ahead take your oxycontin all and

1:54:54 it Besides that I think we both agree that now we're gonna move into Pakistan. There is a huge war against China By proxy all war all big wars are fought in different places And it is all about oil with a little bit of subcontext there's some drug stuff there There's some mineral stuff, but at the end of the day oils what it's all about and this is a good reminder to let you know That mr.. Oil's crude oil show will be coming up We got no agenda whatsoever now. I do have some should we talk about something else? We kind of done with bin Laden for now that I did I summarize it a lot. We're done forbidden That man, we got a jingle now for Timmy what the heck is that that's a Timmy Geithner's little he has a song

1:55:53 Timmy Geithner is a force to be reckoned with my friend he has his own song. He's been on a lot of stuff in the background so Louise Story is a journalist from The New York Times she talks about how Timmy went to Andrew Cuomo now Andrew Cuomo, of course, is the Attorney General for New York and New York or Attorney General right am I saying that correctly? Cuomo! I thought it was the governor. Oh the governor I'm sorry No, this was when he was Attorney General I think. Okay. Um, because we had the huge financial crisis and of course we can't have any of the bankers arrested you know that would suck because where else is uh... Where's Timmy gonna get his paycheck from? You know the guy who can't pay his taxes? The guy who like lied and was confirmed anyway And it's just a little shill He's the kind of kid you beat up in the school yard and urinate on him Sounds like the Beaver Well yeah same difference

1:56:57 Okay, so okay. You know I dug in with one of my colleagues Gretchen Morgenson to look at what the regulators did in terms of enforcement back in 07-08-09 as the crisis was starting and what we found was a real reluctance the DOJ, the SEC to really dig in and go after these cases because they were first and foremost focused on stabilizing the system. And because they did not put a ton of new resources or efforts into going into enforcement cases several years ago we don't have those cases now." You write about a meeting between Timothy Geithner then head of the Federal Reserve and Andrew Cuomo then Attorney General of New York where they had this conversation. The idea was

1:57:41 we have to be worried about stabilizing the banks, not worried about placing blame. Well take yourself back to that moment it was October 2008 It was a few days after the government introduced a 700 billion dollar bailout of the banks and people were very nervous and so this is a very unusual meeting The head of New York Fed Geithner comes in to meet with Cuomo who you know the New York Attorney General is usually Wall Street's sheriff And so comes in to meet with him and really talks about how fragile the situation is. What we saw after that was Andrew Cuomo really didn't make any major cases related to the financial crisis and the banks

1:58:20 even though he had a lot of evidence in that area. And so, you know it's unclear if he would have acted differently if he hadn't had the meeting with Geithner He said in his statement to us that he did not slow down because the meeting but its meaning that I've heard about from three different people who said that it did make a big impression on the Attorney General Cuomo at that time. if we're missing the Avenger, if we're missing that Andrew Cuomo, the Attorney General let Elliot Spitzer now that he's a cable host say Rudy Giuliani. The person who has decided to dig in and make this a priority is there? Yeah duh doesn't... This woman is so stupid

1:59:00 Oh, I don't understand. We don't have anyone looking out for our interest for the slaves because you know we got All right Timmy Geithner, I hope he rots in hell so he's not dead Interesting took place this last few days that we should probably give a call out to is the Canadian elections. Yes! We've had lots of our producers in Gitmo Nation, Great White North who said hey you're not the only guys who are doomed we're doomed as well up here as Harper now of course took over the place and WikiLeaks came out at the same time

1:59:51 with a nice little document. Did you see this document? No, tell me This is the North American Initiative which is here it is important revelations courtesy of Weekly just in time for the Canadian election we have this cable that came out revealing that the plan has been to create a single market, a single currency and obviously dropping of the border without actually dropping the border just be a financial drop. The Amaro! Exactly and this is supposed to be an incremental approach and boy it had

2:00:29 It has been exactly that. We've been talking about it on the show! You know, we have the president going up there and they say well you know we're gonna make a little deal where...you know of course can't put American troops on the streets because that would be against the Posse Comitatus Act so what we'll do is agree if we got something bad going here then Canadian troops can be on our streets and if there's something going on up there than American troops could be on your streets And this now-it's a fact I mean this is actual cable The North American Initiative and here we are you know what I'm happy that we'll finally be united. Well, when the Mexican troops come in they're taking over the place anyway well that's gonna happen next but this is a this is Canadia and Americana and again it's a single market single currency and what else do they have up there John of interest to us in Canada? What number one provider to the United States of...what could it be?...of oil

2:01:23 Oil. Lots of oil, lots and lots is black gold as the price goes up they haven't even it turns out that they have even more because they have these oil shale oil sands or they got this other oil which they can extract if the price goes past a certain point It's just awesome I'm happy that will but the only problem is we won't actually be able to go up and visit easily cuz not like it'll be open you still you still have to go through an x-ray scanner naked body scanner before you go in or out It's just amazing. So anyway, so one party was completely destroyed the Bloc Quebecois which is one of the oldest traditional kind of you know pro-French split the country parties they're done and then the liberals which have always been either in power I mean they're mostly in power or there were the opposition they got shipped to third place and this new Democrat Party which is essentially a bunch of communists

2:02:18 which believe in global warming and we shouldn't do this, we shouldn't do that. They have all the just like a litany of all the cornball stuff they have they were came in second and in fact they could have won the whole thing except for many of the liberals decided to way their analysis goes decide to vote conservative then get keep harpering because they're scared to death at this guy Jack Layton Do they have a... what kind of voting machines do they have up there in Canada? I don't know, that's a good question. One of our Canadian... Canadianas. Canadianas can tell us what Montreal they're using! So but anyway this was things are interesting up there that's for sure no it's like you have a clip because there was a fifth party which is now also gone called The Green Party

2:03:07 so this woman comes but they're toast sorry this woman comes up and wait yeah let me just set it up this woman comes up to complain about how nobody pays any attention to them the media kept marginalizing them and they said and just as she's starting to complain about the media they cut her off. The Green Party is down from its last showing in 2008, how concerned are you about that even though we don't know the result here? That was almost given what the media consortium did in shutting us out of the debates and then not covering any of our platform or positions throughout the election campaign. So we were very concerned throughout that across Canada Canadians weren't hearing anything about The Green Party throughout the entire election At the same time you did decide to focus much of your national campaign on getting you elected here And thank God for that because we wouldn't have gotten any coverage if we hadn't How can you handle this?

2:03:55 I don't think at this point we know enough to know that. Alright, Elizabeth May speaking out in British Columbia still waiting for the results from her riding but not a good one. You know there's something else that... I love it! Yeah that's fantastic when you watch a debate and for some reason you know i have like two TVs in the house And the one that records is always on C-SPAN and the one that doesn't record, because I can't really afford another three hundred. Oh this is your basic complaint? Three thousand dollars a month for CNN But whenever there's two parties and someone was like actually making some sense here's what the host always says We're going to have to leave it there

2:04:35 Alright, I love that. We're gonna have to leave it there because we're running out of time. It's consistent whenever they want to cut someone off here is the new cut-off word. We are going to have to leave it there gentlemen thank you so much for showing up. Why do you have to leave it there? Because this is a commercial operation and this why we do our show the way we do it And I want to encourage people to continue to support us because you have too. If you want this kind of analysis, that's what we do... That's all we do actually. If you want this sort of analysis and slamming the media if you like that sort of thing then really do have to help us out. Yes you do! Now another thing i've noticed Otherwise your gonna just leave it there Well John you'll just have to leave it there We'll just sign off and that will be it This is great

2:05:26 So the number of Code 33s have increased five-fold in the past week. Oh! I mean it's out of control... Katie Perry... And by the way, now that you mention it, I never thought about this before with the 33s but code 33 specifically refers to Officer Downe Really, I didn't know that. I know what code 44 is do you know what code 44? No What is good for if that's when your inner parade and the horse pooped you have to step over it That's a code forty four so code 33 Katy Perry You may not know who she is John but she's a quite. Oh Katy Perry as a famous singer She tweets. What does it mean when you see the number thirty three all the time? I've seen it over seven times today alone

2:06:10 So when this starts to happen... Whoa! Yeah, uh-huh. Uh-huh Let me give you a couple I'm just gonna run down the list Iraqi official says 9 killed 33 wounded car bomb explodes in Baghdad neighborhood Archul Daniels Midland profit meets expectations revenue surges 33% Oxif profit rises 33 percent on higher management fees Sham University president indicted on 33 counts man gets 33 months for disclosing UMC patient records for personal gain Magellan Midstream Partners profit grows 33% per unit. Sinclair Broadcast Group, Sinclair profit rises 33 percent first quarter Qatar to acquire a 33 percent stake in Cargoluxx. Thirty-three companies a week went bust in the first third of the year Yemen protesters urge not to raise Bin Laden banners President in charge for thirty three years Radom bin laden was live blogged by thirty three year old programmer

2:07:04 General Probe poised to gain 33 in merger as profits prove superior. Whole Foods' profits rise as 33% full year forecast increased Only 33 percent of India's hunger children covered under ICDS. Phillips Carbon Black Q4 net down 8 percent at 33 rumbais as central China bank to drain 33 billion won via 28 day bond purchase. Hello number 33! Well something's up, I don't think that 33 is an announcement that they took out Osama

2:07:45 But, um... something that's just too many now. This is not good. Couple of things so even though it's kind of going back this is the Ministry of Truth I guess some shadow puppet theater stuff as well that's kinda interesting So, um... this Audrey Thomason by the way The mystery, the Martha Quinn woman in the picture We have to keep her we have to find out more about her She's very mysterious. You can Google her all you want, there is very little known about her and why she was in the back there poking a little mousy head out it irritates me so we need some help from our... It irritates you? Now do know that Admiral Mike Mullen who was standing right behind the president he had the brown shirt on Do you know his family history

2:08:34 I think i once did but you might as well re-brief me. His father, and this is from an NPR story our national treasurer his father was a huge Hollywood publicist who's Jack Mullen his clients included Bob Hope Jimmy Stewart Phyllis Diller Carol Burnett no wonder the guys in there he's a PR shill He's grown up with understanding how PR works. This is just amazing to me That's funny because he looks kind of like a classic Hollywood guy doesn't he? Doesn't he look like it yeah, one of those douchebags Yeah, yeah Hila Nolton is on the this I don't have all of the All of the announcements but they're expanding their business they got so many different Clients it's just unbelievable

2:09:28 I see where I have yeah, I got a couple other thing. What do you got John? There's just Most of this stuff is still leftover Osama stuff. I mean Do I have anything that's a little off the... because i just felt we're going to spend the whole show on it. Oh, no! Of course I had to do this. This is the Ministry of Truth Julian Assange. We have to say in the milieu, Assange and he was interviewed by Russia Today once again now I have to say the girl who interviewed him hotness factor 8 not blonde not Russian but they are getting some of the idea

2:10:08 I don't mind if they try to go with the brunettes, but the fact of the matter is that you're dead right. It's just gotta be... Blondes and they should have a PhD or have two law degrees or something like that. Well, you know there they do exist That's the joke of it I mean these people that they have on Fox these women They've got masters degrees and PhDs in law And they have all these weird backgrounds and educational backgrounds and their beautiful though There are women You could go to a graduate school and you'll find these beautiful women that if your smart you could go in there probably Proposition them not for sex but for our job at Fox and they take it

2:10:44 Did you know that Erin Burnett is leaving CNBC? She's gonna go to work for a think tank. No, she's going to CNN and she'll have her own show Oh that's a mistake For her it's a big mistake She's looking disheveled though by the way, not looking that good I think they're working too hard Maybe that why she quitting I mean...she get bigger audience at CNN, CNBC has better healed actually a much it's a she was she's the audience is also on foreign relations so she has to be part of propagating the message he has to be told where to go in this she's going so here is a julian assange talking about uh... detect no experts and our social media social networking what role do you think sites like face book and twitter have played in the revolutions in the middle east how easy would you say it is to manipulate media like that facebook in particular um... is the

2:11:38 most appalling spying machine that has ever been invented. Here we have the world's most comprehensive database about people, their relationships, their names, their addresses, their locations, their communications with each other, their relatives all sitting within the United States all accessible to US intelligence Facebook Google, Yahoo all these major US organizations have built-in interfaces for US intelligence. It's not a matter of serving as subpoena they have an interface that they have developed for us intelligence to use now is it the case that Facebook is actually run by your intelligence? No it's not like that! It's simply that U.S. intelligence is able to bring to bear legal and political pressure to them

2:12:35 And it's costly for them to hand out records one by one, so they have automated the process. Everyone should understand that when they add their friends to Facebook they are doing free work for United States intelligence agencies in building this database for them." I love that! Well this is interesting because i wrote a column on this specific quote I think it was a couple days ago and then we did the X3 show, x3show.mevo.com about this topic and I didn't know it came from Russia today! It's funny that you have it

2:13:14 Well, that's not a coincidence. You were in tune with each other like two married people so the and so the was nice Hey man I think he's dead on you know I have always felt this way And it's funny there is the reaction get to zero So what you know is what you get from the American public which we've completely lost sight site of any so I mentioned in my column that i use Facebook for due diligence. I use it to track people because I'm a journalist, I got to find out what's going on if I'm gonna meet with somebody usually check them out. I use Flickr to see what you know what photos are posted about people and see what kind of person they're hot or not

2:13:54 Well, maybe. But the point is that these things are all available as tools and I can see there being some special tool like an Uber tool a meta-tool. There are products like Nimble which I plugged in the column which is something that kind of consolidates a bunch of these things It's just obvious to me And I've always been baffled by the fact people are so free with giving up very personal information like what they're doing where they're going with their schedule looks like you know who they met to who they say i mean this kind of thing is uh... for intelligence agencies has got a big old mind makes the job easier i just thought it was really nice that uh... and then julie nasan says here you do in work on behalf of them but yeah this is fantastic is really really good they also doing work on behalf of our show yes this is true and there were couple of weird announcements

2:14:47 I subscribe to all the RSS feeds of the White House. The hubris of these guys, they're so crazy And particularly the blog team because you know, the blog team is led by these little those little heel nippers right? They all want to be a new president one day. I'm doing important work ankle biters ankle biters Right and so but they slip up a lot and they do stuff that is not necessarily good But the whole White House of course blows Because you know They're not in control Of what the CIA and and The military is really doing this was why they had to come out and change all their stories and all that So there was a key administration post

2:15:28 Announcements and these things are always slipped in and during big things, and I'm always paying attention to them So at first there was this and this was two days ago Tony D'Agostino member Will become a board of director of the securities investor Protection Corporation whatever that is Janice Eberle assistant secretary for economic policy now these people you know they're the typical shills banker etc. And But then there was like, and it's gone now. It's been taken off the website off of White House at least I can't find it but there was a little announcement that so they resent this press release about D'Agostino and Eberle with an addition the new US ambassador to Afghanistan is Ryan Crocker

2:16:18 Council on foreign relations former ambassador to Iraq and Pakistan. He's now going to be the new ambassador to Afghanistan replacing Army Lieutenant General Carl Eikenberry also council on foreign relations And the reason why this guy is interesting is he has been a you know, like CIA shill for three administrations And, you know once again just slipped right in. It's funny though because they announced... They didn't announce it first then they announced it and now the announcement is gone! It's really weird what has happened The White House is in total shambles They don't know what to do anymore They don't know how to do it I don't even think that the President is making these appointments You know? What's his name? Petraeus or whatever

2:17:07 Whoever's in charge, Rumsfeld for all I care. Chaney could be calling the shots! I watched Rumsfeld he was on O'Reilly or one of these shows and Rumsfeld and I'm watching him now with it in mind my wife's thesis that he's been shot up with Botox so you can't express himself And I watch his eyebrows would just like frozen Barely move right? Yeah its just like this whole face is like guggugugu It's like a pshhhhhh it bounces away from being a robot Now along with this announcement comes more because it's never alone of course. John Ashcroft now in charge of Blackwater's ethics. Do you want to explain who John Ashcroft is please, John? He used to be I think he may have been the first or second director of the DHS and Homeland Security

2:18:05 uh... when it was just being for me what was his been informative years before its big become the secret police and by the way on the next show on sunday coming up i do have a idea of that made a lot eclipse obviously but i have a couple that saving including one that is going to just you gonna go all great school and it should be a dhs lucy napolitano clip that is going to be in our role or nice so nice nice nice nice There's a whole bunch of high-speed rail stuff that I don't think we should, I'll save that for Sunday. It will keep don't worry it's all good some biodiversity stuff. I do want to mention for the United States if you're Portugal has now they've done their bailout deal

2:18:48 I guess it's 78 billion euros. Kiss goodbye to everything, you'll be walking to work the austerity measures are amazing! It is like forget about it... You're not gonna fly, you can't drive everything shutting down and you'll work forever and you're gonna walk to work. Well the Portuguese really well the Portuguese in this Spanish for some reason are getting off easy because both of those countries soaked the EU and I think wisely so. Yeah! And you know these guys aren't stupid, we have to remember both Spain and Portugal were once world powers Yes! And they still have certain mentalities that will never understand because their type of world power and domination is different there are different kind

2:19:31 mentality that we ever had, or the British let's say. Or even the Dutch. Actually it is more like a 110 billion dollars. I looked at this situation and it seems to me to be vague as what the amount really is. Well it says 78 billion euros so its actually closer to 110 billion dollars And so the major cuts are coming in the two places where of course you need to cut the most, health and education. So die and be stupid! That's kind of the message. Well they're definitely going after... when I was there which is just a couple years ago they were going after the education, they were throwing a lot of money at education

2:20:12 and but doing it wisely not to throwing away like we tend to do and as they are today with the portuguese to be that smart so it's probably a in the best interest of the e u to keep the portuguese dominant barefoot haiti by the way uh... just amazing cholera surge in haiti feared food prices rising this you know what here's how we solve cholera let's start them so they can actually prove this is great and then bill clinton comes out and says we need more transparency of what's happening with the relief money in Haiti. This is this is the gall of this guy to say that, and this is what he said to the UN Security Council you know we really we really need more transparency... We need more transparency on the money

2:21:00 a douchebag, I'm gonna give him the douche bag. Douchebag! The total... It's about time we haven't had the douche bag theme much considering this show has been nothing but about douchebags Yeah Let me see if there was any other fun stuff I think that was the main...I think we covered some of the news today, John. Yes, and I think we can put the Bin Laden thing behind us? I would like to! It's too time-consuming unfortunately it is going to be in The News Lab but now it's gonna just disinformation of all sorts and its gonna be something we could ignore there are other things to talk about there are other things going on this 33 meme is bothering me yeah I do have a clip for the end of the show the Napolitano rant

2:21:43 uh... and in the show clip which is a little it's a good long-ranted this guy is you know completely i think he's right on with most of his assertions about the legality of all the stuff that we're doing and the fact is it matters if the country's going down. The tube is basically what he's saying, and has a very good job of it. And uh... We've got Sunday coming up which will be I hope people support us over the next few days in the continue contributing and becoming executive producers on their way to the 333 club which will be our next big push for the show number three thirty-three was just coming up in about 30 15 weeks

2:22:19 So the two big things that I will be focusing on which are not to be downplayed, new research from the Journal of American Medicine, A-holes, JAMA. finds that salt does not kill you if you eat too much. Yeah, I know this is controversial. Somebody stopped paying off somebody! We just didn't have the time really to go into research where this is coming from but it was a big story because of the new study and new research so I think you're right. Sunday? Yes someone was not paying at the same time Cargill has introduced Premier Light Salt John premier light so there's a useless yeah Useless indeed and then the other big story is The Alzheimer's thing, so they're working really hard on the vaccinations. There now appears to be an obesity link with Alzheimer's There's a blood test you can take and define that if your if your prone to Alzheimer's So beyond look out for the Alzheimer's

2:23:20 Meme and for the vaccine also us has ordered more anthrax vaccines so all-around is just it's great we will try to be your guiding light amongst all of the Burkina penis that is taking place Because I don't know where else to get it in fact. I enjoy just listening to you for my own sanity I think it really helps And once again, nice to not have to talk to you until Thursday. That's Sunday. Yes. Now that's kind of...that's a big bonus of the way we set this up I believe that is true It says what i'm saying it like being married only better Right? Ummm.... Yeahhh...I am not saying anything So Mr Oil coming with The Crude Oil Show after our end-of show clip Thank You very much for joining us and remember

2:24:14 Just laugh, okay? You're on the inside. You know it's all bullcrap so you can just laugh Don't go crazy please Coming to you from the hilltop Watt Tower crackpot command center here in Gitmo Nation West The People's Republic of Southern California In the morning everybody my name is Adam Curry And thanks for listening to our Sanco de Mayo celebration I'm here in Northern Silicon Valley and John C. Dvorak We'll talk again on Sunday for early morning service right here On No Agenda Does the government work for us or do we work for the government? The Constitution lets the President set the nation's foreign policy. Does he know what he is doing tonight, President Obama and the rule of law

2:25:07 The more we learn about the killing of Osama Bin Laden, the more questions naturally arise. Initially John Brennan, the president's counter-terrorism czar told The Nation on Monday morning that bin Laden was armed and fired at our SEALs who had invaded his house Mr. Brennan also told us that bin Laden used his wife as a human shield and pushed her between himself in the seals after they had entered their dwelling It was clear that the administration, with an eye on the Constitution and federal law... ...was actually attempting to make the case that Bin Laden initiated the violence that resulted in his own death. Obviously whether lawfully present or not... ...The Seals would have been right to have returned fire if it had been initiated against them."

2:25:48 Last night we learned that Mr. Brennan's version of the events at the scene was being abandoned by the White House! Last night, we learned that bin Laden was not armed and did not shoot at the SEALS... ...did NOT use any person as a human shield and did NOT pose ANY resistance! Now you might ask what difference does any of this make? He was a monster who admitted killing 3,000 innocent Americans and he got what he deserved If that is your view, then you should re-evaluate your respect for the rule of law, for transparency in government and whether you want the president to have powers as a king. Under the law, the entry of our troops into the sovereign territory of another nation without declaration of war against that nation or permission from that nation is illegal

2:26:31 Under the law, sending troops to arrest and capture a person wanted for mass murder and directing those troops to bring the person here is lawful. And American courts have sanctioned that but under the law sending troops to kill someone is unlawful it violates at least four treaties three federal statutes and executive order that the president himself signed It violates basic American values the rule of law and the Constitution The rule of law requires all Americans to follow the law, no matter who they are or what the circumstances may be. The law allows the president to capture and to charge someone but it simply does not permit him to kill someone he should arrest If that were not the law then nothing but popular opinion could stop the president from killing whoever he wanted

2:27:15 The framers themselves specifically feared this as they knew the propensities of European kings to kill whomever they wished and to claim it was done for safety's sake. Thus, the framers wrote into the Constitution and their successors in Congress wrote into federal law prohibitions of the very behavior that the president authorized and directed on Sunday night Now, the President himself surely knows this He taught constitutional law at one of the best law schools in the country but he violated the law in order to get Bin Laden. If the president thinks he can kill on his own volition, what else can we expect of him? Well earlier today announced that he will not release photos of bin laden taken after his death The President derives his powers from us We cant keep evidence from him How can he keep what we need to know and have a right to see from us

2:28:07 We know that he has engaged us in a war in Libya without the consent of Congress as required by the Constitution. And just like with the killing of Bin Laden, his team has given us conflicting explanations for doing that. First he told us that our troops in Libya were engaged in a humanitarian mission That somehow by destroying the Libyan Air Force which obviously means killing members of the Libyan Air Force The US could save lives Then without the consent of Congress He ordered bombing the Libyan government to help the rebels oust the Libyan dictator Qaddafi He said that NATO will be in charge of the pursuit of Gaddafi, then he realized that the US effectively owns NATO and he'd be responsible for what NATO did.

2:28:49 Then he permitted Nader to kill three pre-teenage children, innocents who just happened to be the grandchildren of Colonel Qaddafi. Then Secretary of Defense Gates and Secretary of State Clinton announced that we really don't know who the rebels are but we like them better than we do Colonel Qaddafi. Then WikiLeaks revealed that some of the rebel leadership consisted a former detainees at Gitmo and some were well known terrorists and mercenaries from the Middle East known as the Mujahideen Then the president decided to send these rebels $25 million in non-lethal aid, such as medical supplies, uniforms, boots and radios. This is the same president whose Justice Department is prosecuting a man here in New York for aiding terrorists by sending raincoats to the same Mujahideen

2:29:35 Do you see the pattern with President Obama? Do as I say, not as I do. Free speech for me but not for thee! I am free to do what I wish and get re-elected, the Constitution be damned! America... These are dangerous times in which we live, and only fidelity to first principles will keep us free. Those principles require very simply that the president comply with the Constitution and obey the laws just like the rest of us. From New York defending freedom every night of the week! So long America! Just say you'll never... Squirrel! Dvorak dot org slash N-A