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00:00 Holy crap, this thing is huge! Adam Curry. John C. DeVorah. It's Sunday January 16th 2011 time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 270 This is no agenda Monitoring all mainstream signals and messages at the Hilltop Watchtower Crackpot Command Center in Gitmo Nation West In the People's Republic of Southern California In the morning I am the possibly mentally unstable crackpot known as Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where Oh, I don't know. Everything is variable! I'm John C. Dvorak. It's Crackpot and Buzzkill! In the morning! Variable eh? Is that a weather reference?!

00:41 uh... you were just in general but in the morning to john in the morning to you and then the money also since he boots on the ground and miss america candidates who lost to the woman from nebraska the midget and the wings in the skies puts in the oceans checks in the mails bakers in the kitchens astronauts manning them with a mars base stations hands on the air and human resources everywhere especially in our chat room analogy of chat dot net No agenda stream calm is where we are broadcasting live right now, so I know you watched the The pageant last night because I was much part of it. I watched the beginning and the end I just kind of missed him I was doing something completely different And I get this text like I'm gonna go see yeah who knows maybe it's my daughter or something. I don't know It's like

01:27 is John saying, you know should I read your text? No. Yes! I'm reading your texts and like my god he's actually watching the Miss America pageant I didn't mean to but what happened was that one of the news outlets had a Apparently that the show was over when they broadcast it on the west coast is one of the news outlets said who it Was at 1 no, oh well. That's interesting I've never thought of watching this show with it in mind that I'd know who wins And how was that? Was it a good experience? No any good So, but the thing was that the thing that got me and anyone who watched this piece of crap is it's really a dated show. It's very old-fashioned they had all the women

02:10 Apparently each and every one of them had a spray tan so they were all ethnic looking. Every one of them, it looked like the Miss Mexico contest. But that is what America... you told me on Thursday's show I live in Mexico! That is the makeup of America we are brown The whole world is becoming brown nothing wrong with that. Well apparently but even the pale Norwegian types and there was a blonde at one I mean they're not that dark I mean you just can't get that dark some people haven't got the melanin You can do it So they had everybody at the beginning dressed in these horrible dresses which were one of the sponsors, it was just unflattering let's say. So I thought that the entire group of people...I mean from number 1 to number 54 there are 54 of them weren't the best looking women but they were made up with besides having spray tans they had some sort of greasy makeup

03:05 so they're all greasy looking and they were lit poorly and so they were all very homely but then at the end when they had new different makeup in a different lighting, it looked pretty good. So I'm thinking now this is ridiculous Was it Donald Trump production? No no, Trump does Miss USA. Oh you are right This is the old one which as you know its very jingoistic The only clip I made was A couple of the questions, including the question and answer from the winner which they do a little differently at the end now. First they put buncha girls up there like 20 of them and then only asks like the five finalists a question while the rest of em stand their like idiots and then tell all to get off stage you guys lost

03:51 So it was, I thought it was a very poorly done show. Well do we want to play this clip? This political question? Well if you wanna play the clip then get right into the propaganda! I mean...I was stunned by the questions and let me just give you a little set up here. By the way are you okay? You sound like you have a cold. No I'm still getting over that same cold but I picked up this kind of gravelly weird voice Yeah And I am kinda enjoying it. Yeah It sounds great We're all enjoying it particularly with the attitude that matches. My normal malefluous voice will be back, but meanwhile I've got this kind of gravelly voice and i think i could do some voicing. Hey! And you're shouting? Yeah well it's probably... yeah I can't get any voice. You're shouting, you're really shouting at me man. I have to push a lot air through to get this voice to come out all okay

04:37 so I can yeah, I can turn back. No no it's not the volume it's the style that's irritating just chill out man it's okay we'll hear you it's okay we understand and hurt your throat hurts So anyway they've got this thing in Las Vegas for one of their first times I guess they used to have an Atlantic City yes where he used always so they have the questions are not by any of these judges because heaven forbid you know you might have a corrupt judge. They're from people on the street And then they have the person standing giving the question and behind them is a logo of one of the casinos. Mm-hmm, and it's like it's like they're standing right next to the logo so there's the palms or the Flamingos... You're not telling me that's like product placement or something? It's total product placement! The guy who was asking the question apparently these questions weren't written by them and their and they had to memorize him I suppose and so they did the delivery is just dreadful

05:37 But here's two of the this is a semi-finalist plus the winner. The second girl is Miss Nebraska who I found to be offensive Because she I'll tell you why She offended you or the question offended you know, she'd rather quit her answer The question offended me and then she offended me. I thought she was uh, I'll explain why later but III don't particularly like somebody's religion being thrown in my face and she managed to do that, uh... to an extreme at the end. At least the way I saw it And i'm sure some people out there say well you know maybe your too sensitive to this stuff but I found it personally offensive now uh... sorry let's play these two this is a whole thing which is question number one question number two you see they're extremely political wait wait wait wait I only have one clip don't I? yeah

06:28 have all right they're both on there alright and is it i found that the questions to be ridiculously political and the girls of course can answer them in with the one day the first girl who didn't win obviously she circumvented the entire question the other girl that miss nebraska chick she uh... it kinda answered a question as as the she answered the question the same way i think that adolf hitler would ask but did you have a mustache job whichever little a little brush mustache by chance 10. Jackie Brown! And Jackie- oh nevermind, why am I even asking questions? Congratulations Here's your question What color is the White House The rivalry between our country's political parties has gotten ugly What does Miss America teach us about healthy competition Wow Hell yeah here we go

07:26 I am so grateful to be up here with 52 other incredible women. We all love each other and support each other, and I think that no matter what we need to support each other as Americans and not partisan. I think if we come together and try to compromise that's the way to get things done and that's a way to solve problems. I think that we should take after Miss America and love one another and try to compromise. Thank you Jackie! Congratulations! Now let's all hold hands and tell a secret. Great! I loved the sound effects between the question Here's your question. I have three questions left on this card and the next one goes to Miss Nebraska, Teresa Scanlon! Oh, i'm getting a question! Teresa congratulations here's your question Everybody is talking about the WikiLeaks How do we balance people right to know with the need for government security? You know when it came to that situation It was actually based on espionage

08:29 When it comes to the security of our nation, we have to focus on security first and then people's right to know because it is so important that everybody within our borders are safe. Wait a minute! This has got to be ABC because we know they're the compromised network tell me this was on ABC John? I think it was Of course it was! My goodness I can't believe it Oh, that's great. So we can't let things like that happen and they must be handled properly And I think that was the case Thank you very much step up stage That was it? Yeah, that's all I got i mean The rest of it was just bad so let me take a look at the overnight ratings hmm

09:14 I don't see how come that's don't they have like overnight ratings. Maybe they should have it maybe this don't publish so anyway So this woman went when she's the shortest woman in the group, but man How tall she was? She couldn't have been more than five three maybe she was four nine I don't know all the other women towered over her and And she was very pretty. She's a very pretty girl, even though she looked like a Mexican chick at the beginning but once they... Which doesn't mean Mexican chicks are ugly you're not saying that right? No no what I'm saying is that she's blonde and she looked ethnic and then she looked like a blond Scandinavian at the end and it was just like I couldn't see that she was gonna win with this dark makeup She has uh like a joker mouth

09:59 Oh does she? Yeah. Is this Teresa Scanlon? Yeah, she might not be photogenic. She's pretty colorful. Drawing these girls they look like one different woman after another I mean it was like... because they..I don't know. I just found the show. Teresa Scanlon has done work in the past to help girls with eating disorders yeah by screwing up so they actually get an eating disorder looking at her I'm so against these things. Well, I'm not for me either but anyway the point is Let's go over the at the end she wins and goes She goes crazy

10:36 and she does just doing the one of their stood as a now I had John John it's okay I'm done I think I want to tell you about the religious thing okay you don't have a good look at the up identifying these things because I find i mean I don't think if somebody wins they should start crossing themselves a million times you know if they're Catholics are going or your dishes or on that prayer mat on the map all right I just don't think that this is That would be amazingly cool if Miss America won and threw down the prayer mat How come that never happens on TV? That would be awesome. So but this, but they let people get away with this you know holding the Pentecostal thing which I find annoying where you know there's two versions of this i've seen one of them is your hold your arm straight up straight in the air holds her hands straight up in the air and then you take your palms and bend them backwards so your palm is facing the sky This is to receive blessings or whatever and you hold your arms like that

11:38 So that's one of the things, but the one that she does which is I don't know which group this is if it's Pentecostal Which generally most of these groups are? She holds her arms at about she holds them out forward like kind of like say imagine a heil hitler salute with both hands only bending backwards only flip the hands over so your hands are your oh right right right yeah and then bend your part you're dropping your fingers forward as though you're holding a giant like a platter way up in the air. So, you're holding a platter way to catch the money that's the platter to catch the money with

12:15 So you're up there with the platter way up in the air, of course there's no platter. And when I see this and think why don't you know why don't you just tell us what religion your at? Name the church, thank them and you know I just don't know it bugs me It's like you're never that angry or upset when, like tonight the Golden Globes are on. You know that half of the acceptance speeches will be like I thank God and I thank God for giving me this strength? That's what we always see on shows like that only this is a little more dramatic. We've seen it at sports events too and people do complain about it!

12:53 I just find it offensive that if there's any belief in religion in any way, shape or form that would be attributed to this show and you'd be...I don't know. Maybe its just me. Maybe she is praying to the ABC president! You know thanking him He's God Put her on Something like that. I'm thinking more along those lines Anyway, anyway maybe I'm off base. I'm sick. I'm sick You always do this when there's no when there's a pageant you're always getting upset about it I you know I think I'm ill and I don't mean to Say that Mexican women with many of them. I mean I watch Mexican soap operas the women are gorgeous not You watch the telenovela

13:45 Obviously. I love you man, even when you're in fact when you're like this your best if only I could be sick all the time I'm not actually sick-sick. Well, maybe I am yeah, I just had this voice of mine Have you taken your meds? Have you taken your meds that is the the meme of the day by the way take your meds Which brings me to a point I want to bring up later in the show Let's thank our one lone executive producer for today I knew it was gonna happen and you were so right You warned everybody said if you want to get in as executive producer This is the episode this is the one to do it and and it's a double whammy right um

14:22 Yeah, yeah it is. It's Michael Miller out of Tiburon He's on his way to knighthood His wife hooked...his wife I'm sorry he's hooked on the show and he wants to give her a hello Catherine! Hello Catherine Miller Hey Catherine how you doing? By the way he's also the only member of The 270 Club Yeah he is THE lone member and that will actually make it for him and Catherine or if we want I don't know he doesn't care. The 270 Club, you get $270 dollars as executive producer of show number 270. And we have no associate? We have nothing else in we have a very thin week. I think that basically either is telling us the last show we did which was the one they had technical difficulties was a piece of crap which is what I have to assume because we got such low input this week

15:12 and except for one guy that I can look at on the list. Michael Miller is a first-time donor, but Patrick We have another one coming up. I had to Griffin Yeah we'll talk about just so we have two new listeners who cared enough to donate to the cause So I did get my It was so funny. I went through you know three days essentially of Connectivity problems and I'm still waiting for AT&T to hook up the DSL like how hard could it be to turn? To plug a wire in I mean they've got an outlet here So we want so we have some kind of redundancy So on Friday when these guys are finally supposed to show up, I get a call in the morning and it's like we recently fixed the network outage in your area do you still need me? And of course it wasn't fixed. Anyway long story short... Hold on a second let's get back to this story from the beginning okay now I'm under the impression that you had a modem problem Oh yeah no was my fault shut-up slave! No it wasn't my modem problem

16:14 It was uh, they had a truck in the street Thursday and Friday. And then Mickey is like you want hey you should hop out go talk to him I'm like no this is a very bad idea if I go talk to these guys something might happen blood might flow this is not a good idea I'll wait for my appointment anyway so guy shows up and two guy show up two time warrant cable guys Hey Adam, we heard you had some problems. Fans of the show check this out John The fans of the show they've heard the show they're loving it like yeah this really sucks when you know and he's like our customer service people are assholes We hate them too we have to deal with him that did they tell us to reboot the modems Can you believe that? Like really? Have you turned off the modem? They hate him

17:05 So there was something in the street, but the guy then hooks me up and he upgrades me without charge to the new modem which now gives me 2 megabit per second upstream. uh... and uh... yeah he really did their best and he gave me a cell phone his personal cell phone number now you're talking twenty four seven year old around the last two flash show your morning in brown and then cussing incensed bitten because one of them knows u but they still suck and at the company no i'm not fan of the company on the fed this guy who's trying to help us out about a fan of the company time warner socks

17:47 they suck I'm surprised you didn't go back and change the title of the last show time-warning rules a quick couple of PR mentions before we move on first of all when it comes to donations seeing as were so low today maybe we have to change our strategy the BBC interviewed Jimmy Wales of Wikipedia and unfortunately they didn't put, they have a video but the question that i was so interested in is not in the video so I don't have a... I don't have audio of it. But the guy, the interviewer says you know what's up with your face on all the banners dude? And he says you know what those banners outperformed the others two to one how frightening is that! So that the dog little face of Jimmy Wales saying oh personal plea

18:45 Work outperforms all others two to one. I You know, he's probably you know a lot of times people makes these things like you think is lying No, I actually don't think he's lying and I believe it probably did outperform two-to-one These banners outperform the other ones two to one he said I think maybe because no one wants to see my ugly mug anymore that people thought let's give the guy some money so we'll go away. Well, that's possible That is highly possible! That's a good strategy Or get his shave Jimmy Yeah i'l take that one Hey Adam and John says Joe Tirio long time writer first-time listener actually longtime listener underemployed shill have been wanting to donate times have been dramatically bad past couple years while my financial situation has improved much I think yours is about too

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20:21 The app has been updated to reflect the new streaming servers that Mr. Oil, Gitmo Slave have been working on and man Have you seen noagentichat.net John? Have you looked at this site? Yes, it's been improved by Paul T. One of our in-house artists. Well there are a whole bunch of guys who have been working on this. We actually have a lot of upgrades around the system A lot of people are very complimentary about the stream and the actual mechanisms that are in place which are ironically a threat to modern radio. Doug has actually had his own show the other night. Doug had his own show? Yeah, he was spinning records taking requests! Oh okay well yeah you can do that I thought it was gonna be a talk chat show... We're thinking Doug and Stephen Hawkins doing a show together

21:11 I do want to mention noagendawords.com, we don't always mention all the great ongoing PR initiatives but it's always fun to see what the word of the day is, noagendawords.com and then a shout out to Gitmo Nation down under our good buddy Maynard down there who was always trying to slip in in the morning into uh... to promote the show and make us laugh he's on real radio down there you know unlike what we do this Mickey Mouse stuff He's on real radio And he says, Adam I recently interviewed Gary Kennedy a big time food inspector who helped write the salami code of practice for Gitmo Down Under after a salami killed someone a few years back. Apparently there was a salami scare in Australia that we didn't hear about

21:59 So now the salami tastes like crap. Well, he had some poignant questions about that and more I often listen to John C Dvorak on a number of podcasts and he is a big fan of deregulating the salami industry because That by the way is your ringtone I'm a big fan of deer. Hello, John C Devoe you could go and meet the press. I'm a big fan of deregulating Salami industry He's a fan of he thinks that you know The salamis taste better when they're when they know they don't have it as stringent rules to them What would you say to someone like that? I'd say he needs to shop around there

22:37 Yeah, shut up slave and shop around. You don't know what you're talking about John! You don't know what your talking about A lot of small butcher shops who still make salamis made the way they used to make them overseas I've got a couple clients that do that So if you want to eat some salami in the morning What salami would you recommend if your into raw taste? A capicola is good I filter my water because im concerned about fluoride being a mind control drug Is there any evidence either way on that? It goes right into it, right? So it's just me. This stuff is happening... I'm the one that's doing it. Yes! That's a mind-controlled... beautiful!

23:21 It's not a mind control drug Maynard, it makes you docile. There is a difference but we appreciate it and John you're infamous now down under for your salami expertise Yeah apparently And you are the leader of the leave-the-salami industry alone movement well you know it reminds me of a story that somebody calling uh... i got to go off the hook let her ring out so um... up there goes again why don't you want to do that and uh... and i'll thank my god give us a lot of the story on my return i will think michael miller once again for being the executive producer of no agenda episode two seven zero and the one only member of the exclusive to seven zero club it goes away after that after this uh... you can't become a member anymore only uh... for the next uh... episode the two seven one club everyone else out there we would appreciate your going on propagating our formula we still need day in and day out. Our formula is this, We go out, we hit people in the mouth

24:30 you're really gonna tell us the salami story well no i don't have to but i'll tell you this i think that we really appreciate our uh... friend down under for preferred plugin there the fact that salamis uh... which is it which is a essentially preserved meat that has a history that goes back thousands of years, the fact that they need to do this sort of regulation. In fact one of things like in Washington State for example we had this deli and we sold salamis but in Washington state you have to keep salamis refrigerated when it's a preserved meat that doesn't need refrigeration and in fact when you refrigerate it usually a mold forms and ruins the salami

25:17 Anyway, so a lot of good salamis in Europe go to Europe get some salami and you'll see what I'm talking about There's good salami here now and again but generally speaking It's over regulated. So I predicted two weeks were one week into it but this whole tragedy in tucson yeah you know i was in the skeptical but this is ridiculous they're having there were a day number eight and it's a city that the the noise level is exactly the same and uh... and its it's really two things uh... it's uh... anti-gun and it's pre crime and it's becoming rampant i mean it's uh... have a couple clips are i'd love to share because i was just tooling around of the gibbon nation mainstream channels

26:02 And it's unbelievable and this morning just before the show started I turned on Meet The Press which of course, I can't watch the whole thing because the show starts but they had a whole roundtable and they're really stretching now. Well it was really bad because the incident happened just before Meet The Press last week so last week's Meet The Press was all about this Well, so they had Al Sharpton on. Who by the way was like last time I was on here it was in 1981. He's complaining. So he is bitching? He is bitching. They had Tim Shriver and first of all I had dinner a while back maybe three years ago and I sat next to Tim and his wife lovely people but he looked like he got a face job or something man the guy looks pretty again

26:51 But he had totally nothing to say. He's the president of the Special Olympics and I don't know why HE was there, and they had Peggy Noonan on! Oh my gosh...I'm gonna have to pull some- if this thing is still alive on Thursday i'll have quotes from her She's like we shouldn't be so obsessed with our freedom about people saying what they want to say. What? What?! Oh yeah she's out of control this Peggy Noonan out of control. We shouldn't be obsessed with what this country was founded on yeah exactly exactly so um uh wow oh yeah no no there's a Peggy Noonan and you know the whole thing is like we need to give our educational facilities the tools, we need more tools they need tools in order to be able to report

27:35 mentally unstable children to the authorities so they can take their meds. Literally, the word meds is everywhere! Well you know as long as we can get them on meds it'll be okay there was a lot of med talk, there was a lot of drug talk on the O'Reilly shows. The right wing shows they were talking about this guy and there's a lot of miscellaneous talk about how people should be you know discovered early in the process and then locked up which is a pre-crime thing but using mental illness as kind of their handle, their leverage so my favorite and I rarely ever Watch, am in the...am able to watch or even have the stomach to watch Parker and Spitzer.

28:20 This is I don't know where Parker comes from but Elliot Spitzer. Actually, I thought you know until he got assimilated because they busted him for the hookers He was doing pretty good You know he was uh? He was going after corruption and cartels and organized crime And he had this little problem of $5,000 night hooker isn't it like oh yeah, you want to do that Elliott screw you so they busted him and now he's on board with a program Yeah, I think so. It's too bad because uh... i had a lot of respect for the guy well before you play your clips I want to do a pre-clip A pre clip on pre crime? Because this kind of emphasizes the point that you're going to be making which is just a casual story You know one of guys who was shot was basically locked up

29:05 Yes. And it's discussed very quickly in this funny way, they just kind of pass it over as though there was no big deal. Victim turns bully clip. Hold on a second... This is on PBS A long planned gun show went on as scheduled in Tucson today but in this western city there has been no apparent backlash against firearms In another twist in this story, one of the shooting victims Eric Fuller who was hit in the leg was arrested at a town hall meeting organized by ABC News. After discussion about gun rights he held up his cell phone and told one of the other people at the meeting you're dead! He was arrested charged with intimidation and threats and involuntarily committed

29:45 Yeah, so I had that exact story. I'm glad you had a clip. Involuntarily committed! He didn't- there was no assault he didn't say I'm going to kill you there's no assault now but you know the association with the camera is very interesting and we don't know exactly what happened they were doing a special i guess uh for abc which is to air later so there's no video of it yet yeah and cut that out no they won't oh no they'll spin that are you kidding me well maybe but I think unless they have just right to cut it out. So Parker and Spitzer have this French guy on and of course you know the we have to show these stupid slaves in America what Europe thinks of us because the rest of the world is looking down their nose at us John. We are so it is unconscionable that we have the guns

30:38 So they bring this guy on, I'm trying to find his name. He's pushing his book which we'll talk about in the first segment immediately There are three clips that i've got here and he comes on with a tuxedo shirt open halfway down his chest which is shaved He has this hair slicked back, grey crazy like gray fox hair And he goes on, I clipped about a couple minutes but he was on for 10 minutes uninterrupted. So i guess is really important and you just have to listen too what he's propagating

31:15 And then the true elitist message comes out in the final clip. The American love for guns, I think those from Europe look at the way we deal with this gun issue kind of in amazement How do you respond to it? By what is said up there huh? The American love for guns Do you love guns John are just loving them? Do you go to bed and say I love you gun! I don't see that It's bull crap Bull crap But this propaganda This is a ministry of truth This is media assassination were about to do and its necessary I respond I don't understand. Do you know that since 68, since the murder of Martin Luther King... Is this guy a joke? Is this a comedy act? You gotta listen to it! It gets better!

32:01 I think he's an actor actually, you're right. There is no French guy that actually talks like an American actor playing a French guy except this guy! Had more than one million victims of average citizens with guns like poor little Christina Green So here is talking point number 1 This is a big one This 9 year old girl who was caught in the crossfire apparently uh... or just shot by who knows we don't know born on september eleventh two thousand one this is a huge mean and that just for the show started they were using this on them meet the press as well bond on the very day of september eleven and then because guns are in free sale i can go when they grow out of here i can going to you know shop

32:53 Just feeling a little form. I know exactly how it happens, I did it when I wrote this book So what he's saying for those of you who don't understand inspecta-cluse He's saying... First he said I can go and buy a gun! I just need to fill out a little form which is patently untrue And of course she gets called on it luckily You bought a gun in the United States? No, I tried I investigated how it can be done, I asked, I made my inquiry. I want to buy a gun what should i do? Just fill the form just give us your information this is crazy! It's in the country...I think you are number high in the countries where you have free guns so how don't you want to have such tragedy as the one you had in Arizona and

33:45 all those christina greens you will have more so uh... said so this is the setup and set up as we're crazy is not state he's it's easy for anyone apparently even a wacky french guy can buy a gun in this country john it's uh... is an outrage well what's interesting to me as you guys are hopefully you don't believe or this because this hasn't just this particular effort to uh... to associate this with guns has fallen flat almost immediately all i disagree i'd by completely disagrees this is the that what they're talking about you can you make disagree with the media biz and they may not fall in flight with people trying to beat a drum but they've done polls and then today as of today the poll is like twenty percent think some things have been should be changed and eighty percent say no

34:37 this is going nowhere what got me what got me going on this as i went to the uh... barber a column of barbara he's actually hairdresser yesterday and that in disguise uh... iranian jazz as everyone in los angeles by the way apparently except for us and mexicans were down there to have mexicans are aliens and russians lot of russia well yet they're all here well we got yeah no kidding more on them out later and then he says uh... and we always talk in these days is smart guy uses a so what do you think uh... mccann that's about all these guns right to watch it are you are you out of the white are you telling me i know i mean we have to keep the guns out of the hands of the crazies this is yes john of course if uh... if we actually want to get rid of the second amendment we would do it but they did add the issue is it isn't really being pumped very very hard

35:29 And, uh... okay I'm not even gonna play the second clip from the French guy. It'll just irritate you. By the way this is you in Los Angeles where they're totally freaked out. I want you to jump to a clip of Pat. No no! You can't do that to me No, this one I can do because this is a debate we're having. Okay. I want you to play the Pat Leahy gun control in Vermont clip which was on like yesterday on C-SPAN where Leahy is at some town hall meeting and they're going back and forth with questions and Lehy who would have something to do with changing the gun laws being who he is listen to his little ditty. Last weekend, do you think there should be more talk about gun control and do you foresee any legislative push for that on Capitol Hill? There will be but I don't know if much will change it the... That's an easy answer it's interesting Vermont has the lowest crime rate in the country lowest or second lowest and doesn't have a gun control but would not want Vermont laws

36:34 in an urban area. We have to decide what works best." Yeah, no I totally understand what you're saying but this is the media mecca of the world this is where all the programming comes from You cannot deny that if you repeat the message enough over and over again it's going to get through This how advertising works No, I'm not going to argue the point of the theory. I am just saying it's not getting any... you know advertising does work with a repetition of certain message but if the messages rejected out-of-hand which i believe this one is and when we have people like Leahy himself who has pretty good feeling about what's going on in terms of how the halls of legislative branch

37:20 And by the way, I want to make a point when somebody says this reminds you of editors and newspapers. Oh yes it's always really interesting to me but the public won't like it You know there's no crime in Vermont because there was no gun laws whatsoever! You can just go walk in and grab a gun. And what was that sound clip from? What program did you pull that from? It was one of the C-SPAN... Right exactly which no one watches this is my point. I'm not saying that this was done as a method of propagandizing the public like what you're doing, what you're showing i'm just saying this is really where it's going to end up its gonna bump right into guys like Lee. I hope your right because I think

37:58 that if you push it enough and you get enough actors, and enough... because you watch we're gonna I can almost open up the book. Open the prediction book We're going to have a guns across America thing. We are gonna have a whole bunch of celebrities. I think we should have guns across America! we're gonna have a whole bunch of uh... celebrities getting on board to get guns off our streets get it done is out of hand and get that unstable kids on meds they can't get guns and you know why and here it is cuz i'm i'm skipping the whole clip where the french guy keeps on going on about as well at least play the punchline to the clippings that there's a punch the punch line is this is the punch line were he took a talk about set up by lean setup alien

38:41 and this is the true message. Of course Sarah Palin should watch her words you cannot have a military language when you speak politics, you cannot draw map or present a map of America with 20 targets and you cannot When you are a political responsible, you are the guardian. Now listen to this! You're the guardian! Listen very closely Jean so that you understand what's at the job of the political and journalist and intellectuals is... Of the world? For example when Sarah Palin says that she is victim of blood libel This is incorrect She should not say that

39:28 felt as an insult by a lot of people who are themselves the inheritors of people who was victim of blood libel We you you journalist we intellectuals they political responsible have duties our main duty is the use we make of the world's Listen, do you sweet me of the world? Why is this guy even on? The guardians of the world this is one of the lesson we

40:03 we try to develop in our book writers responsible, we are guardians of the world. There you go that was the point we are guardians of the world and that went unchallenged by Spitzer and Parker because they agree they feel... That's not why it went unchallenged They couldn't understand him. They were either zoned out by his bony ass or they couldn't understand a word he said! No, they understood quite well the guy is saying that the intellectuals, the politicians and the journalists are the guardians of the world and that's the way they feel so we're gonna get the guns across America... Well if that's not the most elitist thing I've ever heard in my life i think that pretty much it is of course it is

40:46 We are the guardians. Can you imagine? I mean this is one of the things that people like this show that we do which is neither one of us really believes were the guardians much. I'm the guardians of my poop, that's about it! You know and its like... to think that you are is just unbelievable arrogance. I mean the arrogance level has got to be to the max. They were sitting there going like, uh-huh yes Mr French guy we're the guardians of the world! We are the guardians...of the world! And in fact Peggy Noonan would go on about freedom of speech being a bad thing if what you say is true which wouldn't surprise me The whole thing is rigged

41:26 And then we have this bonehead from Nebraska, you know holding up her platter of hors d'oeuvres in the air talking about how the WikiLeaks thing is espionage and we should protect it. Her message was we should protect ourselves before we even think of freedoms we have to think a safety Yeah. Which of course is, you know the Jefferson's and the Franklin's have made commentary about this 200-300 years ago it just it's bordering on the... Insane! Well but the insane, the real insanity is that and without a doubt there are going to be tools in place everywhere so my neighbors now I don't think the ones across the street will do it but the ones next door might they'll be like

42:13 He's a little unstable. You know, he has that weird head-gigit thing... kind of like that tick and uh.. he is always talking about government conspiracies and I think he needs to be on meds! And i'll be involuntarily committed or shot up on something. Yeah, Meds! Take your Meds! Hi, I'm Adam Curry This is the No Agenda Show. So there's this story from Tennessee it's one of those Me Too like stories uh... that the media loves to pull together some local stations is not a big deal but i thought would be kind of interesting to listen to the clip and then all shut up about it because i think we've made our point at to listen to the

42:53 discourse to the language that is being used to describe people who need to be locked up and then half our audience can go bolt the door. Robin, Eric Henderson was arrested in September his sister spoke to us tonight but she asked that we not show her face or give her full name she says the mental health description of Arizona shooter Jared Loeffner is the same as that of her brother Uh-huh. Pay attention because you might know someone just like this could be in your family He called Representative... This is Stephanie. Her brother is Eric Henderson, he currently sits in jail after he was accused of calling Congressman Phil Roe's office and threatening violence. Eric I never thought would be capable doing anything like that but they didn't think the same thing as this guy. Stephanie compares her brothers actions and thoughts to those of Jared Loughner officials say Loughner shows signs a mental issues including history fears about the government. There you go so meme one fears about the goverment

43:57 If you talk about your being afraid of your government, this is cropping up a lot. This is bad This is bad stay tuned for more because it gets it gets really funny at the end Stephanie's brother Eric suffers from delusions and all Delusions. How do you suffer from delusion? Is that like, oh he's suffering from delusion I like the way you have the juxtaposition of the two You have the meme of fear of government and then The word delusions in a same kind of mind frame Separated by one word We thought the government was out to get him Uh huh! The government is out to get you He's in jail they're out to get him and they got him Oh the irony

44:36 similar the delusions that Eric had very similar and just as more and more is released it's like a story I've heard before. I've seen that movie before Oh my god this is so good! I've seen that movie before Stephanie says she knew her brother was sick but never thought he would try to hurt anyone today Congressman Rowe says he won't let people like Henderson and Loughner stop him from doing business. I certainly don't want one person who was disturbed like this interrupt how we conduct business in a country with 300 million people. Tennessee lacks mental health laws that allow families to step in and help state representative I think we need some tools to help, yeah we need to step up for families. Yeah, we're gonna help you. We're helping you out. Doug Overby is working on such a bill He needs help

45:28 It's the bill. He needs help, it's called the Help Bill Meanwhile though this sister says even though her brother did not act on his feelings with violence she knows the same can't be said for everyone in his situation Here they call them in time thank God And Eric's sister says she hopes her brother can get the treatment he needs while in jail. Right now, Henderson sits behind bars in Lexington Kentucky facing more than five years in prison if he is found competent to stand trial. So not only do you get picked up because you're delusional, sorry. You can't even defend yourself because you're too crazy. Now we might as well keep you in there for 10 years before you get your five-year sentence? Now there's more but wait there's more! All right Allison thanks for that report

46:16 Let's follow that great report up with another great one, Allison. East Tennessee has been the scene of several deadly shootings that involved gunmen with a history of mental illness In December 2007, a man killed an employee at West Knoxville Hooters Officers later shot and killed that suspect David Rudd His family said he had spent years in and out of mental hospitals and jails and they feared his life would end violently. And it was just over a year ago that... So this is the historical, right? We've got to pull it all together because there's a trail, there's a history of crazy people shooting people and just one year ago oh my gosh! Oh you may know someone like this. Police say teacher Mark Foster shot two administrators at

46:56 in skip elementary school. Foster has a 22 year history with mental illness and the school investigation found his mother had raised concerns about him in a letter just a couple of months after that shooting, abdu Ipsa opened fire at Park West Medical Medical Center killing one person and injuring two more before killing himself people who knew him said he was unpredictable and thought the government had planted a microchip inside his head. A local mental We all know a guy like that. This is the tinfoil hat crowd! You're talking to one of them Yeah, exactly so I fear for my life now. I'm gonna have to get a special report on you So he was it could just see my neighbors yeah He was a really nice guy and always seemed really like typical but there was the mumbling

47:45 and there was the head shaking, and all that talk about you know the government and guns. And no we're happy he's getting his meds now! You'll see me with a jacket on with this straight jacket. Yeah that's how this show is going to end What will you do? I don't know it's not gonna be easy to carry on i just play music so uh... But its all about the mental illness and putting together laws and tools so we can dope people up and lock them up. So Mimi came up with an interesting no agenda thought which relates to this

48:23 uh... and you should she said it i said obviously are talking about blocking people up in all this other sort of thing if you remember one for the school who's nasty as that can't easy will take easy a lot of other people like always paranoid about getting locked out for no apparent reason or cuz they were you know little nanny so they'll move to oregon because oregon has the most liberal laws is almost impossible get somebody locked up organ is not only a state where you have even though there's some evidence this is changing but for the most part it's not There's, you can't just lock people up. Oregon is kind of a bunch of, as she put it, old hippies in fact I know a couple that have moved up there and they essentially would be defined as old unreconstructed hippies living in Oregon and they are pushing back against the FBI opening more offices, they're pushing back against the TSA doing this and that, they're pushing back, pushing back, pushing back

49:19 so does anybody think maybe you know setting up the christmas bomber in or again about that i have very good point may have something to do with it and also there was at their intel the uh... engineer in oregon that was a that went to Take al-qaeda training, you know back after September 11 There's a lot of pushing back against Oregon by the government because they want to get Oregon on board refuses to do anything So much sense. Of course I'm putting out a prediction list that Oregon will be a continuous target of The government with in another words enough more nut balls will be showing up in Oregon supposedly You know like the Christmas bomber she also pointed out the meme that if you haven't noticed

50:04 Christmas is being used to associate with terrorism. You had the crotch bomber was on Christmas, this last Christmas was the Christmas tree bomber in Oregon and the shoe bomber was over a Christmas situation so Christmas seems to be an associated thing while I was discussing this weather I forgot to mention on the show that Montana Another one of these states out west that feels that they should do things their own way has been passing laws left and right. It's getting no coverage whatsoever by the mainstream media, but they're passing a number of laws which are designed to turn the federal Trumps' state idea on its head

50:50 said by making it so that you know the local county has more authority than the state government and the state government is more thoroughly in the federal government are actually passing laws along these lines to try did i guess to get a s supreme court case on nullification intent amendment uh... specifically i think we're gonna say we're gonna see some al-qaeda terrorism pop up there montana what do you think i wrote i would guess oh okay well you know if that happens Wow. Then I think that's almost conclusive proof! Well, I think we don't even need the proof but the Oregon thing is something worth watching because this seems to be like the high-profile area and then i guess it has a lot to do with the fact that Oregon is just telling the feds they get lost So just a couple of things there's actually a thread you and are both on and popped up I thought was interesting The Above Top Secret website which of course I read all the time

51:51 where Mr. Lochner, the alleged assailant appears to have posted more than 100 messages in July 2010 couldn't actually find those one member worried whether a series of posts could have pushed Mr. Lochner over the edge and if they shouldn't have reported him it's like if you're going be on above top secret dot com and your gonna report everyone who says something wacky there you'll be doing alot of work but the feds are now investigating this site So I'm not, can't go on there anymore. Can't be watching that site. Can't be reading that. They track me and like oh yeah well you know... More evidence against ya! He had the Tourettes and he was reading Above Top Secret and talking about chips

52:34 I mean if they could take our show, we got years of material. Yeah there's 270 times at least an average of like an hour yeah. Well probably closer to that because we run over all the time so probably the average is two hours but Whatever the case is we have like you know 500 hours worth of material that they could go take with a fine-toothed comb They could pull out enough stuff about you probably me too Yeah to prove her crazy and and let's not forget the pictures. I have in my red g-string. They find yeah Darling thank You darling, that's two hey you know what John the whole darling thing you were counting? Yeah paid off

53:20 Well, I figured you were up to something. It paid off big time! It paid off for you but it didn't pay off on donations. Well now it's my fault because I say darling too much? Please... I find it as offensive as the woman from Nebraska. Please hey um the Hollywood Whackers just got an interesting twist As uh you know Veronica Cohen Chasen former Russian Publicist was murdered in cold blood and a very obvious hit and no one's talking about it anymore, of course But she was a publicist and there was a interesting headline that caught my eye just yesterday You know we have the the Golden Globes on tonight in Hollywood John and Michael Russell

54:07 who uh... i think the guy actually was part of the founding of the golden globes uh... the television program as its publicist filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against hollywood foreign press association these are guys that actually run this show uh... of payola because he had to go they um... and he was going to be all in in a sketchy awards show hold on a second i have to get my pen Yeah, duh. But it's fun to see it in court He said look I'm not going to represent the show anymore if you guys don't stop taking bribes for nominations and of course everyone is going crazy about this

54:53 uh... but there is so much you have to understand if you win the golden globe then your on track to win the oscar and winning this stuff means something it is money in that bank yeah no it did whatever the bribe isn't its peanuts compared to the results money in the banks of the years of course we'd have to do you have to win his case but uh... id i don't think a guy who was what what would he win if u wins his case two million dollars And he'd probably win something else. I think this guy should watch himself Yeah, I would think and it's the foreign Hollywood Press Association note the word foreign as in Russia well a foreign press you know is just like The awards are pretty funny because you once you create this kind of foreign press and it's like a clubby thing You can pretty much give the awards to anybody who want to

55:47 Right, but it's it's all very connected and I mean you know we don't get the DVDs for the for voting for the SAG Awards Which is like the industry thing that... Oh, you're getting the DVDs now? Yeah. Well I'm not Mickey is. Yeah well you get your label. Right so yeah so you get the DVD's and it's intended to entice you to vote! You know don't watch the movie so you can say oh thats a good movie ill vote for because everyone knows The Social Network is gonna get it its gonna get all of the awards undeservedly so and deserve it That King's Speech I told you about? You gotta see that. Everybody is telling me the same thing! The King's Speech is the greatest movie from last year and it should win all of the awards It's really, really good In the morning Mr. Curry, I'm a regular listener of No Agenda Daily Source Code like to give my thanks to you and Mr. Dvorak for all you do in enlightening us ignorant slaves in the world

56:44 That said, I'd like to bring a few things that have been observed to your attention. You may or may not realize my background is that of a U.S. Marine loyal to this nation's principles. I joined believing in our Corps' value of honor courage and commitment. I love being a marine and have served honorably in Iraq and will again soon Afghanistan. I'm in the reserves now things are changing over the last few years our training center has been upgraded with new weapons equipment fortifications and security Our Commandant has implemented a policy changing the reserves into an operational reserve, readying us to be effective across the globe and within the continental United States. Which is against our Constitution John." The Marines have always been asked to be a force in readiness with direct control given to the President outside of Congressional control but now with the buildup of our Reserve forces and changes in policy this mission's becoming troubling not long ago

57:35 Chicago Mayor Richard Daley called for martial law in Illinois and the military is now prepared to answer that call. My fellow service members are bound to not speak ill of the president or this country, and as a Marine I'm sworn to only obey all just lawful orders but i'm from the old corps how many young service members might follow leader orders that might infringe upon our own people's rights? And here comes...I had not heard this directly from the horse's mouth and I have it now A survey put out in marine base 29 Palms California asked in one question quote If you received an order to remove firearms from the American public and you refused, would you take it by force? That's what they're asking our military. And the person refused to give you a gun You read it as though... you read it funny I think you missed that word Are you there? It says if you received in order to remove firearms from the American public and Oh! I'm sorry Ed, I did read wrong And they refuse would you take it by force

58:36 That's a pretty messed up question. I'd heard this, someone else told me that their brother had received this question and i didn't mention on the show because I thought it was so egregious and it wasn't direct and now I'm getting this directly to verify this pair of boots on the ground is for real? I find that disconcerting And the results of the poll? Don't know unpublished of course well somebody's gotta get as a result that poll i'd be interesting to see because the way we're educating them the kids today when i give him any constitutional information they don't know where you know uh... the founding of this country is a mystery now they don't read does not you know what jefferson or they are in no way were handled lincoln isn't some regards he's the guy on the money and i remember me you know even one of my kids i won't say who thank you love

59:24 uh... so i asked the one time i think he was uh... you're not gonna say who it's a huge issue and that rules out of couple there yeah it was i think is in the final fourth grade for an assault on rules out the other ones but they have both been in the fourth grade now but i don't think uh... anyway add doesn't matter you won't guess who it is but any way whatever the case was i said i just thought of the blue because they had some bonehead teachers to lose who freed the slaves You know, who is what...who would generally consider responsible for freeing the slaves? Right. And his answer was Harriet Tubman What?! Harriet Tubman?? No I take it back! His answer was Martin Luther King On TV a few days later some woman on the street answered the same question with Harriet Tubman and who's Harriet Tubman

1:00:20 Well, Harriet Tubman is a woman who was an abolitionist who was very well regarded during the pre-Civil War era. And I don't know you can look her up she's in Wikipedia she's responsible for part of...a lot of the thinking that went in the abolitionist movement but it was clear that Abraham Lincoln would have been the right answer. I mean if we're going to have a common thread of history that everyone kind of agrees too. You could probably make the argument for a million different... you could say Martin Luther King freed the slaves because they were free at last only then, there's..I mean you can get into the philosophies of it all and have a good time but i don't think a fourth grader was doing that to be honest about it

1:01:12 But the point of the matter is nobody's getting an American education in such a way that a Marine that comes out of the educational system would know he can't take guns away from American citizens. He shouldn't even be on the streets in the United States. And so here's my standard answer, and then we should move on to something else that's boring and by standard answer is you know the guns it's and that will frog i was talking about that the whole time about you know did you pioneering spirit in the devout this not that's how we have guns so their government is afraid of us values wasn't that the if i can just paraphrase second amendment isn't that kind of deal

1:01:51 So that the, we've got guns so if our government gets nuts we got the guns. Yeah whether it's local or state or federal in fact of the matter is let's go back to this story I don't want to keep telling him not going tell it again but I'll re-mention which is Cassius Clay with his cannon out in front of his house because the local authorities are trying arresting because he was an abolitionist! So the whole point is it is to protect the human resources for the slaves cause no one was really freed yet the black slaves were freed and then we just came around and were all slaves again. We have guns in this country, and that's why we haven't been completely overridden like Europe where you can do anything! Yeah it really takes a lot of gall for some guy coming over from Europe... French guy! And he talks about the democracy of America excuse me Republic dude Republic Republic Republic I may not know who Harriet Tubman is but i know we're a public I got a real funny one This is straight from the Ministry of Truth this is awesome

1:02:53 uh... the g a o is it the geo yet the general accountability office who i think accounting isn't accountability as i can and i think its accountability now i think is accounting okay i think it doesn't matter well i think you we can look at that near one issue wiki that um... so i think they actually publish a lot of very interesting reports which are largely i think ignored his accountability thank u the general accountability office They publish a lot of interesting information that goes nowhere and I think they're independent of government somehow. Well, they got a dot gov, their investigative arm of Congress Right so there's supposed to investigate stuff but it all kind of goes you know oh they've got a whole report then they make recommendations we read it a couple of the reports and just like whatever GAO It doesn't even sound good GAO sounds like an NGO We don't know what that is

1:03:51 No one cares about it. Alright, alright. Good So they did a sting operation When the FDA... What? They did a sting operation Wow! Two actually So here's how the FDA, Food and Drug Administration works when someone wants to submit either a drug or something for testing you have to run it through the FDA And then eventually you get FDA approval for stuff So the FDA of course, they outsource this to for-profit companies. And these are called institutional review boards or IRBs and they are the ones that are supposed to go and check and see you know they're supposed do the research make sure the science is in on this stuff so you can understand the potential conflicts right there I don't have to explain that anybody

1:04:47 So they set up a sting operation to see if they could get a human trial approved on, uh, on a product and they came up with the product called... it gets really funny adhesia block which was described as a gel that would be poured into a patient's stomach after surgery to collect the bits and pieces left over from the operation. and the instructions are and they would today so they put in for a human trial on this and in the instructions you have to pour a leader of this gel into the wound and then uh... basically is like a at the jail hardens any can pull out the scalpels left in there by uh... and it's head and has made by this country they make us up that the company called device med systems now the company's headquarters listed as opposed office box in shopping mall

1:05:41 The doctor leading the development, Jonathan Q. Kruger but then they had a couple other really good names in here because they... Here we go they had the principals April Phuls as in fools Timothy Witless Alan Ruse company's location I like Roos Yeah Roos Cheatsville Arizona The application approved

1:06:17 and they've done this twice now well that's funny yeah so all the time I said i'm looking at a picture of the gara runs the GAO which is disguise Eugene Louis did our own who must have a great sense of humor but I think it's very funny to put cheats will Arizona sheets bill ever let the whole idea up this stuff these thirty four the jail into the wounds to pull out the scalpels when it hardens I mean please And so it was approved. So I think that's very cool that the GAO does this kind of stuff and of course... And nobody pays any attention. No attention whatsoever, no one will give a crap about it but enjoy your meds! They're groovy

1:07:09 so i want to do it and i'm sorry yes i'm sorry go ahead no i was i was gonna going to switch is two donations but you had some not only at one point thing i wanted this issue with the end of the leader right to donations okay uh... that gave me a look at his poor paltry donations we have uh... this week i wanna start another initiative uh... and i think this would be a good idea in good time to do it One of the things I noticed, you know when it comes to the situation that happened in Arizona, the Tucson thing. I realized there's one word and then I realize that there are a lot of these words used by media and i want to make a collection of them which are kind of, you know, uh... I'll be calling it The No Agenda Glossary Project but this particular is not just one word but two words

1:07:59 These two words have never shown up. They show up in a lot of stories and it could have showed up, it seems to me with this story but it didn't somebody decided that this was not going to be in the story and that is the two words or the phrase isolated incident right now by all definitions This situation in Arizona if we look at the history of the entire country going back to the 1700's really is a textbook definition of isolated incident. Except for Abraham Lincoln who was also shot in the head from behind That was a pretty isolated incident when we're taking look at the timeline here

1:08:39 You know it's pretty rare that people... Oh my god, don't tell me you're also looking at the timeline. Everyone is looking at the timeline on television We've got the timeline What are you on? Are you on the talking points list there? On the email blasts I'm just saying that there is a bunch of these little phrases like isolated incident That are chosen selectively to slant stories. In this case, it's removed selectively... It was omitted selectively You have to tell me you can't say that this cannot qualify as an isolated incident it is not as though congressmen are having guns shot at him every two minutes Well well it clearly isn't because we have crazy people shooting people all like crazy people with guns is no longer in isolated incidents and everyone knows someone their family who could potentially be doing that

1:09:24 yeah well that's the point if they would have used the word isolated incident and you were to push the story down to page two this whole thing with a blown over by now he wouldn't have anything going on we would be talking about it we won't have is too weeks minimum of coverage of this isolated incidents and our guns across america telethon which is coming up So if so anyway the point is I want to make a collection of these little words and phrases and put together A little glossary that people can use in or just flip through and just it's like almost like that bingo game We just throw the word in. If you use the word isolated incident, and these stories would we still be talking about? It I don't think so That's the point Don't let people start looking at news stories looking for these kinds of phrases And whether they're there are where they're missing right anyway. It's a new project want to thank

1:10:17 Dan Bogro for re-subscribing to his PayPal $5 a month. He's been a subscriber for a year so that's 60 bucks and we appreciate that, and he says they just disconnected his subscription and don't worry I've resubscribed... That kind of sucks! And I want to give him a little bit of karma for his uh..he's got some bad shit going on there You've got karma. I sent a note to couple of these guys, uh... and I think everyone should do this, if you get disconnected from your subscription and you really haven't done anything weird or different would you please contact PayPal and grill them as to why this happened? Exactly. Well, you know as to why... You know that Tim Geithner is now the guy who determines if a financial institution can do business with you are not

1:11:17 There's a whole article, I won't belabor it but it is in the show notes now agenda-show.com Timothy Geithner, the Secretary of the Treasury is the guy in charge of determining who can or cannot do... who a bank can or cannot do business with. So in the case of WikiLeaks he determines that if you look at all the law and follow it back and he has indeed been asked He's the guy that determines whether a bank can do business with no agenda Or whether PayPal could do business with no agenda Really? Yep Yep, when did that happen? Well it

1:11:57 Do you really want me to look it up? I mean, no. Is this something new or is it... when did you find out about it? Well, it's funny because I just got in the email. Hold on a second and I'll look it up for ya here. We can deal with it later. Anyway, I just thought that was interesting. It's odd! Part of it is because.. No, it IS odd but he's in charge. He's in charge of the money. This is the whole point Hi gents, I've called out my friend Sean Pacharek as a douchebag on the show awhile ago. But he has not budged even though he's been listening since around episode 20 His birthday was on 1111 and he turned 33 no kidding! I told him he better donate... He didn't

1:12:40 my wife and I were planning on going out to dinner with his wife and him in a twist of karma it snowed five inches in three hours we could not make it to the restaurant. I later asked him you know why it snowed he replied yeah because I didn't donate." Yeah exactly, Brian Morris. So thank a few people I want to thank Michael Grudem for from Ocala, Florida for $116.11 which is an interesting number to say the least Hey guys just wanted to donate this has been a while and guilt's been eating me away Oh no that's bad Please call up my one time boss Robert Branch as a douche Douchebag Although he did turn me on to the show He has never donated Don't you hate that?

1:11:57 Do you really want me to look it up? I mean, no. Is this something new or is it... when did you find out about it? Well, it's funny because I just got in the email. Hold on a second and I'll look it up for ya here. We can deal with it later. Anyway, I just thought that was interesting. It's odd! Part of it is because.. No, it IS odd but he's in charge. He's in charge of the money. This is the whole point Hi gents, I've called out my friend Sean Pacharek as a douchebag on the show awhile ago. But he has not budged even though he's been listening since around episode 20 His birthday was on 1111 and he turned 33 no kidding! I told him he better donate... He didn't

1:12:40 my wife and I were planning on going out to dinner with his wife and him in a twist of karma it snowed five inches in three hours we could not make it to the restaurant. I later asked him you know why it snowed he replied yeah because I didn't donate." Yeah exactly, Brian Morris. So thank a few people I want to thank Michael Grudem for from Ocala, Florida for $116.11 which is an interesting number to say the least Hey guys just wanted to donate this has been a while and guilt's been eating me away Oh no that's bad Please call up my one time boss Robert Branch as a douche Douchebag Although he did turn me on to the show He has never donated Don't you hate that?

1:13:27 He was a pretty crappy boss. You guys make my commute very entertaining and all the hookers I give rides to really enjoy the show. No, it doesn't really say that! Yeah So wait a minute, so he's playing the show while he is giving the hookers rides? Yeah. But he has to give rides in quotes which I'm not going to get into. So we don't know quite what that means. Do you think he is a trucker? I don't know... He might be! It sounds like a trucker. He's out there and it's kind of place where a trucker would live If your are a hooker and listen to this show let us know then will make you honorary hooker We love hookers

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1:16:25 I don't, you're the one that manages the stream so it's up to you. Chris Lewinsky, Jason Burke and Jason Dozier respectively from Sherwood Park Alberta Richmond Texas and Kansas City all gave $50 and that's all we got this week. Whoa okay yeah i see what you mean by being low. Except for a few uh... You know we have some 33 and some other people who came in So I have an idea. Somebody's donating on the side to your bail bonds... I have an idea that might help with donations it's working very well for this outfit what are they called oh yeah the Vatican? They seem to know a thing or two about donations so I don't know if this was, the news was kind of you know didn't really hit big here for some reason but Pope John Paul II

1:17:16 moved one step closer to sainthood on Friday. Yeah? When his successor approved a decree attributing a miracle to him because he apparently you only need two miracles and then you become a saint so he's halfway there And so what apparently happened is, and this is the dead guy. The late Pope John Paul II Yeah but the guy was in office for so long I mean he should have been able to accomplish something you'd think So he cured a woman of Parkinson's disease! And it's...and the science is in As uh..the current pope said hey! He cured that woman! He's one step closer to a saint So I think we could give out sainthoods If you can have someone attest to the fact that you've performed a miracle

1:18:00 And you could do two of them, then you get a sainthood. I mean these guys are on the same program we are there's nothing different between what the Vatican is doing and we are except uh oh yeah the crazy religion part No we need to work on the sainthood idea It's good though right? We haven't got to the baronies yet i mean i still think these uh Well...uh..I'm in charge of the stream You're in charge of that Where are ya well the baronies you know i mean we only got one baron so far but we haven't really put together a program and then send an advertising with the things for our time out take you know even though all of the darlings in that and this shows have fallen apart last night please i'm not going to blame you i'm blaming myself

1:18:39 Because I don't think that I pick you know, for one thing we could have done a little more than the 1111.11 Well it didn't fall on a show day which was part of the problem It was a problem and then there's also another we have another tip sheet Another talking points memo that has not gone out We need to sit down and figure out what it is Well, you do that. Why? You have to always approve the thing as you said and here's how the approval process works for you. I get an email that says have a look at this. I'm sending it out today That's the approval process And somehow I get that voice into the email on how I manage it but you didn't send back their proof on the last time did too I certainly did

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1:20:11 Because I did all those checks that came in there, but that's about a month worth the checks. I read and then But so it is kind of your I mean, I'm not blaming you because yeah It's okay neither of us is to blame it just is but because you did all the checks it looked like we got A huge amount and was like oh they don't need any money And then and then we wind up with you know like couple hundred bucks money Yeah, Michael Miller does not the bills payeth Michael Miller's our Savior. Mickey has to go to another the Mickey went out too. I will say this Mickey went out with a girlfriend, actor-producer friend of hers and there were couple people there. And this one guy I don't know his name maybe she told me I don't know said you know he was a fan of the show because we do have a lot and the listenership has increased but it's still everyone's... We are 1%ers here. One percent of the audience supports the show with financial donations

1:21:08 And the guy says, you know is it really true that you guys like live off the donations of the show? and she said well, Mickey has to work on other stuff in order to make it work. He says yeah in general that does pay the rent and Mickey says something really beautiful She said but every morning I wake up and not just feel supported...and I have to agree when I wake up I feel supported by people And it's very different than getting a salary check. It is a very different feeling, I wake up and feel supported by a lot of people. Look at the chat room, I feel supported! Maybe it just me? No, I think that it definitely different. It motivates to know beyond

1:21:56 It's like the value, it is true. Value for value for value I get the value from not just the financial support we receive but the fact that people are thinking of us that way Wow man! That's uplifting it really is Now...that said I'm moving to Montana because I can't afford to live here anymore But uh... Or Oregon I think Montana would be more fun Well Oregon has got better food But you know Letterman lives in Montana. I mean a lot of people live in Montana, they go there this big sky country...I don't know you know unless you've been to Montana You don't really know what big sky means? Yeah oh yeah Oh big skies from- I have seen it! I've been to Montana Yeah its Big Sky and then what is an optical illusion uh because the clouds are.. I dunno when you go to Montana look at the sky It's like holy crap this thing is huge but it's no bigger than the sky that we got here

1:22:48 is it's bigger. It just looks bigger I don't know what they would you know it's just something about the way the clouds form or who knows but its big sky country and admit now for those also for those of you not moving to Montana or Oregon where there's better food have no fear because in case you didn't hear about it, The science is in! European scientists have thank God we're so lucky John found away to genetically modify chickens so they won't transmit bird flu. Yeah, this is great news! This is good news! So enjoy your tasty Monsanto chicken which pretty soon everybody will have because we can't risk bird flu and we have to have genetically modified chickens just to ensure... Which brings me to food I have six seven different food links

1:23:45 I got a food story too. Alright, so i'll just give you couple of highlights here The World Bank and the World Trade Organization and other multilateral organizations are pushing for more production and more trade liberalization their approach is exactly how Africa became unable to feed itself after previous food security under the guise of investing agriculture huge amounts of money are being offered to debt-ridden countries in exchange for long term leases to their food lands farmlands now more valuable than anything else and i think the uh... that tunisia ousting of their leader had partially something to do with food and there are more riots every day that you're not going here about because it's not good

1:24:37 Yeah, we're gonna have a... there's something going up about the food thing. Global food chain stretched to the limits as MSNBC signs of the strain can be found from Australia to Argentina to Canada to Russia This is all part of population control Well ultimately yes and oh here it is! We are entering a danger territory, said Abdul Reza Abbassian chief economist at the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization as the FAO. The United Nations fears that the latest run-up in food prices could spark a repeat of the deadly food riots that broke out in 2008 in Haiti Kenya and Somalia if this guy's name was pronounceable maybe someone would quote him

1:25:25 uh... so yeah and uh... and of course the food prices in these get most nation states are also increasing but no one talks about it what's your food thing you got i'd just want to tell people out there who always looking for a few ideas and tips anyway we talk about you know the better oils than the ones that are generally sold which ur hexane extracted it turns out there is a really good article if you look at up on the in the east bay expressed probably the The website is ebx.hy.pr slash hexane, apparently most of these health bars that are out there they have this new scam that says made with organic ingredients instead of being organic which has actually some legal implications and so what they do is they use this hexane extracted soy products and then put it in the bar and you get into hexane which is something like a carcinogen in your system I always tell people

1:26:20 unless using olive oil or some of these things you know are expeller pressed you did it to get hexane out of the oil which is what most oil has got guts trace amounts if you cook with another was heated up the hexanol will blow off but it turns out that the cliffs bar the builders bar them The Mojo bar, the Luna Bar, the Balance Bar, the Odwalla Protein Bars and the Whole Foods Super Greens bars are all part of this kind of scam about made with organic products but they're not approved by these groups that are investigating the health food bar scandal. In about one minute

1:26:58 When Mickey actually receives this part of the stream on her iPhone, she's going to walk over to the pantry and look and see if her health food bars from Whole Foods are one of the ones you just mentioned. The only good bars are Bumble Bars, Lara Bars, Soy Joy Bars... Hey I got some soy joy for you right here baby. Come on over! And Nature's Path Optimum Bars and 12 others there is a report floating around that tells you which bars are healthy and which ones aren't for people who are they send me a semi that link we don't want to put on the show knows if people can look at their bars as lot of people eat these things think in their healthy and that there organic and my good forum yeah i'm not turns out i mean i can make you have me i've died that freaked about it but uh... i can see where people get concerned if he had a gonna go with that path you gotta stick to it other news is kind of interesting which is not being really she has a

1:27:52 Macro greens was that on your list? I've done either list it might be in the bigger listed they can macro life's naturals does it say organic or made with organic products let me see says no sugar added great school snack best tasting 100% natural cold processed health building and raw No wheat, gluten preservatives, soy corn artificial colors flavors GMOs. Oh it's made with pure love and what's this one? It says made with pure love. You open it up there is nothing in there. It's air. Pro max was that one of them pro max lemon bar baby what are you eating this is not food This is like sawdust What is this stuff oh my gosh

1:28:42 I think we stumbled onto something. Yeah, so Pro Max is not on your list? It's not on either list. Hmm it's all non-gmo soy protein isolate... Soy Protein Nuggets! Soy protein isolates are usually not healthy. Oh you hear that? Soy protein isolates are usually not healthy however i have some soy protein nuggets for ya So we're on this. One of the Gitmo Nation East top agricultural scientists put up a trial balloon, John which I let you know how vaccines are slowly...you know they've got the smoking vaccine and the cocaine vaccine which of course have nothing to do with vaccines whatsoever The policy director of the soil association is very angry that

1:29:39 the genetically modified crop dudes are now trying to rebrand GM crops as vaccinated or inoculated. You with me? Yeah So be on the lookout for that, just like corn high fructose corn syrup has become corn sugar Now we will see genetically modified goods and crops being branded as vaccinated or inoculated for your convenience This is very dangerous. Words matter big time here. They're just trying to kill us, it's all part of the... Yeah well that works right? Kill us off. If I mean wouldn't it be possible just to

1:30:30 Can we not turn it back? Have we gotten so far with the 7 billion people on earth, whatever. Is it now so far that we have to have all this bull crap stuff that is called food? We can't just go back to kind of the way it was where... The way I was with famines every so often or a big war? I guess you're answering my question Yeah, we can and we're going to. And I think that they were leading up to one when we try to do the little wars that we're doing are just a prelude There's a couple of war situations that are evolving that the media is not especially one The media is ignoring completely you mean the German troops in France? Well there know the German I'm talking about what's going on with Belarus right now

1:31:11 This isn't being covered at all. It's an oil battle between Russia and Belarus, there is going to be some action the Europeans and the people in Belarus...Belarus has oil! And the Russians won't let the oil out of Belarus without taxing it at a hundred percent of its cost Right. So the Belarusians are getting a little irked by this and so there's all kinds of different weird activities taking place in Belarus that was not being covered at all if you read the news stories they're all different, they're handling different things in different ways But that won't kill enough people No it wont but we got a million we can kill off real easy over in North Korea Yeah thats true That'd be easy Hold on I'm counting how many...so we've got a million in North Korea How many in Belarus? We need to kill off like two billion though

1:31:57 No, we have to kill off a billion somehow but you know this is just look it helps. Just one or two I mean seriously what do we have to kill off so we don't have to eat sawdust? Well we'd have to kill of a billion Only a billion doesn't seem like enough! Okay well let's...well they want okay the people that are crazy about population control they believe that the earths population should be 600 million no-no yeah 500 oh sorry five hundred million right and and that would be enough slaves to do all the dirty work Yeah, you have enough slaves and you get to keep all your stuff. That's the Georgia Guidestones! You know those crazy stones? Have you ever heard of those? Yeah the ones that they have the 500 million on them Right right right No one talks about those but those are kind of funky

1:32:40 Yeah, I know. No one knows what they are. It's like mysterious... But yeah! They're guide stones! This is the stuff you should follow if you want to live That's what the guidestones are. I mean no one knows who put them there Yeah that's what i mean It's not what you said! It's okay it doesn't matter it's cool Whatever they are Who knows? Why don't you explain to people what these things are There some crazy stones uh... by big boulder us is like a big boulders no one or two i don't have a look at what i have looked at it has it has like if i could ten commandments and says that you know kill everybody so we got five hundred thousand people in the family five hundred million of them google right now it's i've yes one of those things that you look at um... as a crackpot

1:33:29 and then you kind of like yeah you're not that much of a crackpot it's kind of like it's kind of like our um our stonehenge in a way only only it's not as big uh large granite monument in georgia in elbert county and uh it has in eight modern languages the following Ten commandments, I'll call them commandments. One maintain humanity under 500 million in perpetual balance with nature Two guide reproduction wisely improving fitness and diversity Hey! Unite humanity with a living new language Spanish rule passion faith tradition and all things with tempered reason hmm

1:34:21 Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts. Let all nations rule internally, resolving external disputes in the world court. Whew! That's a biggie... This is New World Order stuff is what it is. Avoid petty laws and useless officials. That's a good one. Balance personal rights with social duties. Prize truth beauty love seeking harmony with the infinite And be not a cancer on the earth leave room for nature Leave room for nature And these are the 10 guiding principles listed on the Georgia Guidestones. I thought there was one more at the bottom? I only have ten. Oh, I thought it said that last one was eat more chicken. Hot pockets! Yeah it said by the way hot pockets are good for ya. Especially in the microwave they are awesome so but no one knows where they came from they just appeared overnight apparently

1:35:27 Interesting to look into it. I'll put a link in the show and they should be destroyed so yeah, and i'm not thinking It's a very good thing because you think you say we can get by with just killing off a billion people They're pretty much hey We can get by the way we are Yeah But it's just we have to eat poop. We don't have to eat poop Well, what are we eating? The fact of the matter is we're doing just fine. I don't see what the panic is People are not eating very well Well they're not eating very well in North Korea So play the clip I have This is a war getting... We're building up to a war with North Korea They keep bringing this meme into the... This is from our NPR national treasure

1:36:05 and Margaret Warner apparently is floating around Korea. And she says that the Koreans are ready for an attack! The North Koreans are going to attack! Wait, we have someone from NPR in North Korea? No she's in Korea. Oh okay but she might be in North Korea but I don't think so because if she's in North Korea Bill Clinton's gonna have to go rescue her you can just walk around in North Korea. Rescued it her a couple of times already But anyway, the point is that you listen to this and it's like what? Because it's so close and because of the way the North has amassed its forces. Remember that the North has the fourth largest army in the world over a million men huge huge network of artillery systems 13 thousand or so The largest special ops forces I'm told in the world

1:36:50 And most of it, 70% of it in the last couple decades has been moved right up against the DMZ. Now a lot is hidden underground but right up against the DMZ as I said so close to where we're standing here So the prospect of surprise attack is very real one and that's not to mention... Hold on! How this is a surprise? We haven't known this? Over the last 20 years they've been moving all troops through the border so there could be a surprise attack Who's gonna be surprised The fact of the matter is there's not going to be any attack at all, but continue. But of course they've got missiles and enough plutonium for it's believed six nuclear devices and authorities here believe potentially thousands of North Korean sleeper agents embedded in South Korean society Next week you'll have a series of reports on the NewsHour tell us what your covering

1:37:39 Well, Ray we're going to take a closer look at this military standoff. The North-South tensions what's behind it where it is going? We are really going to spend an entire piece just talking ordinary South Koreans about how they feel and how their feelings have evolved And then for something different were gonna look at the South Korean education system which you may know produces students that score in the highest ranks So as part of, well hold on I'll let her finish. Internationally frankly far ahead of the United States and of course we will be keeping a close eye on South Korea's reaction to the WHO visit to Washington. So i guess it is part of our free trade agreement with South Korea that we promised to send front line in to do feature pieces from time-to-time? Is that the deal? Oh yeah. And you know make sure that were aware of the fact North Korea has got a bunch of troops standing around

1:38:32 Yeah, I met a woman from South Korea at LA photo. There's a big Photo Expo that's going on here right now and And it was kind of cool she's like oh, I'm not Korea I'm not trying to make a mockery of her but that nice to meet you And I said, yeah Korea very interesting. Kind of interested in that trade agreement she says oh we're burying pigs and cattle alive! Said foot-and-mouth? Yeah we never heard of foot and mouth! So no that's part of the deal didn't you read the fine print is that we get to export beef to you and you have to bury your cattle as she went what are you saying?

1:39:18 She did not get the irony of what I was saying, unfortunately. No of course not why would they? Yeah Although there's a lot of protests that go on in Korea if you ever remember historically They used to always have these student riots and oh yeah they're very passionate Oh man! And the guys with their cops would be like You know with these big shields and it looked like some sort of medieval battle Yep We don't do anything like that in this country Hey um So I just need to talk about rain for a second here Because of course we've got five hundred and forty nine dead in brazil i love those numbers eighty so you know this is you know that it's not a weather modification thing but it's not a new world order caused uh... storm when they just throw out numbers like that no threes in the numbers nothing yeah wasn't three hundred or three thousand so that ok whatever says real misery it's really bad there uh... but of course we still have all australia which and i'd like to remind people that uh... this is not

1:40:18 necessarily for those who believe this is not biodiversity, this is not climate change. This exact thing happened in 1974 Queensland was built on flood plains they've got a dam everyone who lives there knows that no matter how high you build the dam it can overflow when it rains this is not like something incredibly new it's horrible and it sucks the floodplain is a flood plain for a reason yeah I mean it totally blows for them and I must say that I think that the Aussies are great the way they're coming together and you know it's just, it's heartwarming to see how they deal with it but they know it. I will say someone pointed this article out to me August 8th 2010 the Queensland government did a deal with the Thai King Bhumibol Ajayjij to... In Jhantai? Yes

1:41:16 to acquire their rain making technology and to put it into effect. Where did you get that? That's a good one! Yeah, this is... Thai Rain Making comes to Queensland August 8th 2010 because they had a big drought in 2009 and so they would been working on getting the rain make because of course it exists know what exists is just you can see the clouds as other ways to do in a way that over here in California we have some guys sings a lot and jumps around and we got cloudbusters, now you can do the Cloudbuster

1:41:54 which you can reverse to make it rain. The climate and geology of Queensland drought area is very similar to some parts of Thailand so we're quite sure this technology can be used effectively in Queensland So what's the technology? It's seeding, it's a...the technique largely relies on... Just sodium...just silver nitrate I'm going to tell you! The technique largely relies on cloud seeding generally undertaking using chemicals that promote the formation water droplets within the cloud formations So I'm just thinking out loud here. Specifically? It doesn't say specifically what they're using, but I'm just thinking out loud that maybe someone you know over seeded something You think? Shot too much seed in the cloud and that might have not been so good. Apparently But what's interesting this meme is cropping up in Los Angeles media mecca of the world And the meme is this

1:42:48 If you thought you had to be afraid of the big one, well your fears may be unwarranted. There's another big one coming to California! This is all over the local news have you seen this yet? No So the Big One is not going to be a major earthquake Oh no It's going to be a major flood where water will be measured in feet instead of inches Major flood where? In California Where?! It's being called Arc Storm. Arc Storm, I love it! How many feet up in the air are you? Why do you think i'm up here?! You might be surprised as this article from MSNBC the Ministry of Truth a group of 117 scientists... The science is end! ...who work for the USGS, the United States Geological Society

1:43:42 aren't talking about earthquakes instead are warning us of something that could be more destructive the USGS unveiled Friday a new study of what they call an arc storm scenario Arc Storm I gotta do this. An Arc Storm Scenario Terror, an Arc Storm Scenario A megastorm that would measure rain in feet instead of inches playing out here you can see the weather map you could hear is Where would it play out? A 10-foot wall of water could flood a swath of the state from the Yosemite Valley to the Pacific Ocean. By the way, John, a similar storm hit back in 1861 and left the Central Valley of California impassable You were there! What was it like? It was impassable So the science is in! It's The Arc Storm The Arc Storm Is Coming

1:44:42 Chief arc storm scientist Lucy Jones said their models show one in four homes would experience flood damage I'm staying up in the hills man. I think it's great up here. I'm getting me a generator Yeah, and that curry guy he has Tourette's and a generator Okay hmm let's see what we got here I Knew you'd get into it yeah There's a movie Oh, there we go. What's it called the flood? Awesome awesome what a 2007 that's an old movie no There's another one up here a new one well looks like it to me know There's got to be a there was a guarantee there's a movie being

1:45:31 Works right now. Let's see I don't have that what I need is the you we should do is have the Hollywood Reporter in front of us at all times It would be IMDb the flood let's see this is very good John someone in the chat room will probably find it before weekend Maybe it's called The Ark There could be an ARC movie. There's some movie... It's gotta be, yeah you know? You're so right! The minute the science is in there's always a movie Very good John! It has got to be in production. It's probably some movie in production it's gonna be about a great flood No but its gotta be biblical because they've got the arc flood thing in there maybe it's called the Arc Flood Yeah with the word ARC it may sound like a Biblical movie Let's see Could be a Noahs Ark film or some grand Cecil B DeMille style movie

1:46:24 But I guarantee there's something in production as we speak. The only one I can see is 2007 but that that's already done and 2009 movie too, no That's uh well maybe they're maybe they're ahead of the game No, no theirs it's in production. It's got to be Because otherwise just blowing their water Free publicity I'm looking at the chat room see if they could find it flood, flood... no. 2012 the coast is moist? What is that? Raiders of the- That sounds like a porn film! Raiders of the Ark Flood No, no that's not it. By the way so I finally saw their last Raiders Of The Lost Ark movie which for some reason came and went and became on TV eventually about this skull the crystal skull

1:47:18 This is the worst film ever. It's horrible, I know it's horrible. The Day After Tomorrow 2 this time it's just rainy. Ooh, it could be that! I like The Coast Is Moist that still sounds good. Purple rain? Okay chat room... The Ararat Anomaly That would be about Noah's Ark Mount Ararat yes Hmm what else could this be yeah, I totally concur with your Okay, we just have to isolate the crystal skull arc flood now. Okay? I will say it was pretty wet this year here in Gitmo Nation West the People's Republic of Southern California is not over no sometimes February is the wettest month then the other science is in global warming they should do the Say

1:48:15 Hey! This is from Yahoo News, from the Winn Perry, the live science senior writer. Even if humans stopped producing excess carbon dioxide in 2100, the lingering effects of global warming could span the next millennia. The results? By the year 3000 global warming would be more than a hot topic! The West Antarctic ice sheet could collapse and global sea levels would rise 13 feet according to a new study and this is a new study That was created using a computer model. Yeah, those are always right Remember the same computer model it says it won't in the year 2007 will never snow again Never children will never see snow only in snow globes will children of England see snow Mm-hmm yeah well they've better computers now so uh Yeah, this is a very interesting report and its being misused everywhere This whole people need to understand and and evaluate

1:49:23 the effect of studies because a study comes out it's turned into news all the time. It happens time and again. I know we should be doing this study ourselves Well maybe that's one, no that's not really good talking point doesn't really work but its yeah we should be doing a study ourselves cause... But yet cost so much money to you got to do it right is what Hill & Knowlton does so well they understand how to do this stuff they really they rock it We're not good enough at that. Well, most of the big agencies do what we need is somebody on our side in one of the big agencies The thing is you know It's funny that our our show kind of permeates certain parts of society and then when somebody gets a hold of it And then they pass it along to their friends But there are still huge groups of people That have never heard of this show Yeah Oh yeah well we have to do something about that Yeah stickers

1:50:22 Where's our stickers? I got an anonymous note from Someone on this person. Yeah who works in a white label 8 in the white label ATM industry Adam, this is a very big but extremely small industry at the same time Please keep me anonymous. I thought you would like to see the next generation of ATMs coming out have attached a JPEG screenshot The machines have three optional readers, barcode fingerprint or contactless card reader i.e smartcard About two years ago ATMs in Europe and England were upgraded to the EMV standards that's the European MasterCard Visa to help with prevention of fraud Canada is currently forcing all their ATMs to be upgraded to this standard as well This is a new one we're looking at here

1:51:12 America has been resistant to this upgrade mainly because the America's more small banks and they haven't agreed to adopt the standard yet. An EMV card has a regular magnetic strip, a chip built into the card there are rumors that some of the banks in Canada have sporadically turned off the magstrip on the debit cards in essence cutting off one's access to the account and indeed you look at this at the specs on this thing barcode fingerprint reader and contactless card reader...and who makes the software? Microsoft. You know this is just another way to try to get us cashless oh yeah

1:51:48 and people have to resist this. In Holland, they're loving it! They had a study... Why does anybody like cashless? Oh, it's so inconvenient. Well no but what happened... Does anybody realize that if you're cashless you can just be wiped out instantly by an onerous government? No they don't. And in Gitmo Nation Lowlands every single time they have this pin thing right after we've talked about this or they have turned the personal identification number into a verb Can I pin that? Yeah, you can pin that. And they have a slogan, Pinning is Winning! What?! Yeah, Pinning is Winning! That's their slogan. Winning what!? It's winning in ease of use

1:52:30 So they even have little signs at every cash register. Small amount? Yes, you can pin it no problem! So everyone is like hey this is so great I don't have to have cash the slaves in Gitmo Nation Lowlands are so programmed they actually believe... They have not for a second thought about the implications of a cashless society and they're going to be first They will be the one who either Nazis walked all over. I'm back in World War two Well, they couldn't find the bullet to fight back that was part of the problem and find the bullet bikes were also We laugh but it's not their weak spot the bicycles Yeah But no the people actually think they see this as a great benefit Oh that money is so annoying though It's inconvenient is so inconvenient but already if you're over 65

1:53:21 They've put into effect, I think it's now fully in effect that over 65 which by the way is considered old you cannot pin more than 300 euros because that would be dangerous. Because an old 65 year-old could get attacked. Could walk around helpless. See now in the United States we carry guns and there were two people who were armed at that event in Tucson Oh really? Well how come they didn't shoot back or did they? Apparently the guy was firing away before you could even get their gun out. I'm surprised somebody didn't gun the guy down But interesting though isn't it, how low-land is this Yeah but they keep showing these studies How the retail people love it It's great! It's making everything efficient It's helping customers quicker They tried that for a while Visa tried that with McDonalds

1:54:20 and it didn't quite work but they'll get there, they'll get there here. Once I get the... The pinning thing is really smart You know here is like credit or debit its complicated and of course you know we have to continue the credit thing here. It's funny because one of the drawbacks this whole movement I mean can have everything but when you have a lot of illegal aliens for example and you have a lot of people that are moving over to California specifically from China who are very skeptical of everything. They run a cash business, I mean there's lots of restaurants around here Chinese and Mexican both they wouldn't take credit card if you begged them by the way to clarify the 65 year old limit is for cash withdrawals at the ATM with your pin card

1:55:13 That's not how much you can spend in the shop, you can spend as much as you want but when your old and feeble 65 year olds barely get around. You know Lex my old boss he has a house in Bonaire and we hang out with him he got the beautiful art place in Amsterdam He is 67 Oh he is lucky to be alive He's like, what the hell is that? He's like I'm getting all my money putting it in my mattress. Okay you might want to consider a gun It's crazy believable so the I'm not a gamer Do you do play any games at all there at the house? You know, I used to be pretty Adept at games and then I realized at some point it was an incredible waste of time right? I mean I have enough trouble, you know understanding the sub commands into Photoshop

1:56:03 that alone working you know getting into a game and I know for a fact that people who get in the world of Warcraft, for example they just are on this thing from unbelievable hours. So the big game the huge hit is Call Of Duty? The latest one that came out? Oh yeah, Call Of Duty is a monster! It's huge... A monster and everybody tells me it's addictive so someone sent me a sound clip from my portion of because call it your immersed in this thing as like a movie Yeah, and you're like shooting people. Oh not just shooting people but imagine now you're playing this game I've seen the video of this link to it in the show notes

1:56:42 And there's some gorgeous and there's all kinds of stuff flashing and numbers and sound the sound effects and sound engineering or soundscaping I should say is amazing now listen to this Clip of audio that takes place in Call of Duty Which I do not own and have not played and honestly, I'm afraid looking at the clip because I think I'm gonna get mind control It's been dead for five years. He died it for Kudo during the escape and All the years you thought he was with you, that was just in your mind. I trusted him! That's why it worked! It was their attempt at MKUltra! Jagevich programmed you to kill Kennedy but Reznov sabotaged you!" Now... No wonder kids are thinking crazy! He's saying it right there! MkUltra? They programmed you to assassinate Kennedy?! I mean if you're putting this stuff into video games

1:57:40 Right. Duh! It's just, listen to more of this it's amazing. He wanted revenge for all the Dragovich done to him. Dragovich, Kurchenko, Steiner three new victims there are gaps in your memory periods where you went MIA and we couldn't account for you but now that the brainwashing has been broken all that lost time will come back We need to leave. The Nova 6 strike is imminent. MK ultra Wow uh-huh in Call of Duty. Yeah well I didn't catch it one of our programmers was able to free himself from the game fantastic yeah yeah there's a bunch of brainwashing going on at all levels which i want to remind people is one of the reasons we go into for example real news oh my goodness and now back to Real News

1:58:30 So I have the, we haven't done this for a while so and i moved from show to show but I do have the teaser for this week's main Hollywood Access Hollywood. Oh you don't have...I like extra extra extra! I like it too and I'm disappointed in it. But this is Access Hollywood Okay here we go Here we go I feel good. Now Catherine opens up You get stronger Her love for Michael, Catherine's first words on how they took down his cancer together I'm Billy Bush plus proud dad John on little Ben and Travolta's big family dream

1:59:12 You know, I had three and that's pretty good but uh... How you feeling Kelsey? Who is this woman? Kelsey Chaos! That's the new fiancé on TV with Camille's Kids. I'm Maria Menounos for Grammar's Perfect Storm in stormy New York We're planning to get married soon. Have it on both ankles. And it gets worse! So obese, he's on the brink of death I'm Shawn Robinson with our stunning heavy exclusive You promised me that we were. You want to see what a $2,000 pair of shoes looks like? Then a very revealing look at our gals getting golden globes ready It is so...see-through

1:59:52 and now it is Catherine's turn welcome to access Hollywood and now back to real news so that's it you've got all wrapped I don't know what they said. I have no idea what went on there I have no idea grunting and noises someone had their golden globes out I know that sounds kind of hot Oh my! Oh, my oh my. And you know that there are people sitting there going like yeah I understand everything...I know totally what's going on. I get that What's the problem? Huh? Yeah it's just its its that's the news. That's a problem in the news Everyone was terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. I'd be very afraid of Doug. Doug is dangerous. Doug is extremely dangerous

2:00:42 Doug can get you after he reads the news on the stream, noagendastream.com I have one funny thing from Gitmo Nation Vodka which...I'm gonna set this up here so there's a documentary that came out about Anna Politkovskaya I think that's how you pronounce it This is the journalist who received two to the head Remember that? Like, we were doing the show already when that happened I think. Yeah yeah yeah And so in this documentary they talk to Boris Berezkovsky and he is... I guess he's the guy like

2:01:26 He owns a oligarch, media tycoon and he is the guy who put Putin in place. I think actually he might have had something to do with Boris Yeltsin even. He's been around for awhile But in this documentary he says some pretty amazing things that I wanted to share with people so you kind of understand what Rush is about and very, very interesting. Not everyone sees the years under Yeltsin through the same rose-tinted spectacles as Berezovsky who made his fortune in this period television networks oil fields airlines Is this Marlow Thomas? Who's doing the voiceover? I don't know! I have not seen the documentary only got the clip

2:02:10 It could be Marlo Thomas. Could be. He was one of the most powerful men in the country and is said to have brought Putin into power There you go, so he made his money during Yeltsin and he brought Putin into power And now uh...He's famous for having said somewhere on interview You could take a chimp and make him president of Russia and uh... he clarifies that statement with a little interesting statement at the end which should be good for all of our russian friends to hear i heard people saying that those off-key could even make among key become president of fresh in federation is not true you know that if you know the pressure is extreme extreme countries mandates extreme uh... streamer but said presentation but

2:02:55 Did you say it or is it a joke? No, no. It's definitely joke yes, but the good choke no I don't think that this is good joke I just told that if we pick up anyone from the street absolutely unknown But nevertheless not from the tree like monkeys Yes on this street. Yes and it's not a problem to make him as president of Russia because unfortunately Russian people are slaves It's Susan Sarandon by the way. Oh really? Yeah, Russia Eric this shill has an ear for any voiceover He can tell you who that person is instantly so unfortunately says Russian people are slaves yeah well What else isn't it well I thought it was nice to hear it sir for coming from the slave master Yeah, that's kind of cool. I like that nobody's paying attention what else you got there oh, I think the one thing we cannot overlook because we predicted it and

2:03:53 You can cross this one off the prediction books John as Lucy Napolitano came out and said you know what that virtual fence we got going on there at the border What a waste of money. That is oh man We got to get rid of that because we have better technology, we've got drones Oh, yeah. Yeah here they are drones flying along the border and all they got to do is hang a left head up north and then they're over our house well you know they already put the drones in it we talked about this on the show up in the northern Canadian border yep it's there it's in well Florida they have their little mini drone like the drone with training wheels the starter kit but I think the ones that will be flying at the southern border they're gonna be real that's gonna be the real deal yeah the ones thing can stay up for 20 hours and shoot you those

2:04:42 Yeah, great. I don't know if anybody else remembers this but maybe it should be on our alert or the people who maintain the movie database of movies to watch... I'll have to bring it up as Robocop which essentially kind of pre- predicts this and we all laughed about it back then right? Isn't exactly like what's a Schwarzenegger movie where you have the naked body scanner Terminator was that terminator or he was either that or there's a one right now is though it was imagine He was on Mars the Mars thing. Yeah, yeah here we got Robo cops We got uh? If we have what was the oh man I'm so bad at this What was that other movie that were they fight to the death they get thrown down the chute and after fight on the streets and

2:05:36 So it's Escape from New York? No, not that one. It's like... That's a good one too! Something man. Running Man? Running Man, that's it. Total Recall, Running Man, Minority Report all of these movies coming true Yeah he's also Fahrenheit 451 should be on there Really you think that belongs on the list? Oh, yeah absolutely it's very similar very interesting and also What's the one the tea what was the one about the guys when you got you when your 30 years old you little light wrote Blinked on your hand. They had to be show where you're um you're invalid Yeah That was a name of that was the crazy science fiction one there was really minimalist that movie I mean

2:06:23 it well i don't know if that's the same when there was a minimalist one but is what you but yet everyone over thirty had to be killed in this guy had to escape somehow demolition man that's what I was demolished emulation now is not enough now that i'm just did the chat room which has gone crazy logan's run and using logan's run haven't seen logans all those run that's the one time katika that someone i met gattaca Okay, Logan's run is the one where they have to be near 30 and shoot you. Okay so I think we need to set up a Netflix channel can we do that? Is it a Netflix channel or how do we do... You know i just got a Roku did you get yours did you talk to that guy? I have a Roku The Roku is great box I think its the best Oh my god! So one of our producers is setting up a no agenda channel on Roku

2:07:03 And I don't know exactly what he wants me to promote or not, so i'm not going to mention anything until it's all set up and I'll do whatever he wants. And then he says, Do you have a Roku? No! He said well let me send you one and it came yesterday Oh my God where was my life before Roku?! This thing is amazing! Yeah, no Roku is the box You don't need...I mean its got C-SPAN on there You can watch all the C-SPAN and White House videos It's like my show prep is in one channel it's phenomenal yeah I know it makes Apple TV and look like a white hope its this is the box ya know it's been the boxer over here in day they introduced a couple new versions of it at and they just upgraded everything at CESI talk to the CEO of Roku and yet how are they doing I mean add is that there was a guy had a smile on his face up but he was hit well wasn't cuz the hookers could we know they weren't there this year so maybe with sales

2:07:57 But I'm thinking we could do a channel, if these guys are setting it up right. A no agenda channel... Think of all the stuff we could have in there! We could have all our movies All the stuff that we talk about Could be right in there It could be really entertaining channel and hopefully they'd approve it They kind of like an app store process where they approve stuff You know? I am not sure how the Roku model works but having got the guys I'll call them up to find out That's well so one of our producers is working on a no agenda channel which I think would be awesome. So, of course we get the stream in there and all that stuff but it'd be great if you know if we could have more of the multimedia stuff we have could be poured right in there. This Roku thing really blew me away! It was like wow! You know its like YouTube! You can get all YouTube videos in there

2:08:51 Yeah, I'll go have lunch with these guys. They're in Saratoga they're local and I think I said you know they're in Saratoga so I think we should have lunch and I think they said yeah. I feel like such a douche that I've never really paid attention to Roku! I had no idea... And it's like HDMI you plug it in you plug the power and do your Wi-Fi password and it works Yeah. It's phenomenal, the cable company should be very worried about this Oh no if I was a cable company i'd be worried sick about that Roku box! I mean it is the extreme version of all the stuff Netflix is doing on the Xbox 360 Well you get Netflix on the Roku You can actually access it Yeah it's all on the Roku Yeah yeah But Roku has that plus its good setup and works easily It has other stuff that other systems don't have

2:09:39 You know, it's got a lot of value add. It's dirt cheap 70 bucks Yeah that I think I think the most expensive one which has got some extra fees like 100 as a hundred nine hundred It's literally dirt cheap yeah There's no reason not to have one night. I can get rid of all of my television The $200 a month I spend on God and the only reason I really want I mean I just want C-SPAN really and then Mickey needs e She's gonna hate me for saying that She needs the E channel. I need E to watch Bridalplasty and Mary Turok You know the Kardashians? Uh, I follow Chloe and Kim Kardashian on Twitter you do to even out my wiki leaks Follow and they're now shilling for a Microsoft Microsoft Office So they've got like so they got two million followers And also in the tweet shows up from Chloe like the new Microsoft office is great with a link

2:10:40 Really? Yeah! I'll put it in the show notes. Microsoft just sunk to some new lows with that kind of marketing. Here it is, here it is... Get a free trial. Here and I'll put it in the show notes. Kourtney Kardashian get a free trial MS Office 2010 great new features click here to get started and its been liked by 300 thousand people and retweeted by 24 others my god you are slaves Yeah, 237,924 Facebook likes. Make it great! Join the fans and like Microsoft Office 2010 Great article by the way if I could just compliment you at the end of this show Was it PCMag or something about Facebook? Oh yeah why don't use Facebook? Yeah great article Thanks You said basically is just AOL Yeah Say hello

2:11:39 No, that was really good and I saw you got some good link love from Reddit on that. And uh...I hope people take it to heart because its a... Well my comment was- I think my best line in there is the only reason you use Facebook is try to find- so some lost relative might be able run into ya if you wanted that You know? I don't really need to be tracked down. Well no, what people really use Facebook for is to find that hot chick in school I got a non-Facebook connect, which is very interesting from my old babysitter in Kensington Maryland when i was six. In a crazy twist of fate her husband purchased source code from you. Oh that's very funny! Well did you... I thought she was going to ask if that left ball ever dropped? No haha Did you um.. You sold some source code at one point? I could look it up

2:12:31 Who? You did. You sold source code to her husband Oh, I could be In fact i'm going to tell you exactly what it was His name... Everybody at one time in their life had to sell source code to get by I just wanted to make... Even if it wasn't your own It was either my public domain or somebody else licensing it My husband Herb bought the American rights to the Force Compiler from John Dvorak and Mike Saransky. Oh right, yeah Saransky and I were partners in a company for awhile What was the Force compiler? Well the force compiler was a pre-cursor... It essentially was a dbase 4 clone that was very similar to one Microsoft ended up buying it's actually pretty good product but you didn't sell it to Microsoft

2:13:24 No, Microsoft bought something else. Yeah So here I am working with you! I heard that little note there where you're saying very similar to something Microsoft bought which i didn't get and thank you now your right here you are working with me being supported by human resources all around Gitmo Nation no end of show clip from me? You got anything? Actually I do have an end-of-show clip What? A movie clip from Eric Boghossian Oh yeah, that's actually probably worth playing. You know Begosi I didn't realize he was an actor now but he was a stand-up comic who is apparently...I guess he must have been in love with Lenny Bruce. I mean because this clip sounds like a Lenny Bruce clone. Actually you know this might not be from the movie This might be from his stand up routine actually No it's totally from an old stand up routine

2:14:22 but this way it's just a bit be almost you're hearing like a wannabe Lenny Bruce and fortunately that's why it kind of bothers me but other than that is not a bad bit. Alright I'm off to go get this tattoo my Virgo sign removed now that I'm Leo. We'll ask about that on the next show yes distraction of the week coming from Gitmo Nation West, The People's Republic Southern California mentally unstable proud of it My name is Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where its I don't know, confusing. I'm John C. Dvorak we'll talk to you again on Thursday right here on No Agenda You know what I find fascinating? Human nature the nature of human beings What they like what they don't like what turns them off what turns them on what incredible appetites They have night after night They stay glued to their TV sets watching some pinheaded newscaster go on and on about today's gruesome murder or vicious rape They sit there and suck up TV dinners and munch on popcorn while they absorb the minutiae of today's massive mudslide or exploding chemical plant

2:15:21 Thousands dead and dying. Hundreds blinded. Munch, munch, munch. Carol get some more salt while you're in the kitchen! Oh hurry up, hurry up I see this just their hands are sticking out of the mud come on quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick And these same people, they watch a PBS special about dolphins and they start crying. And then they stay up late to watch an old Christmas movie starring Jimmy Stewart standing on bridge someplace on Christmas Eve. They go berserk! The next morning they jump into their sporty compact cars. They race each other in the highway while they sing along with some ardent rock singer going on and on about a amount of maciated dark-skinned hopeless people turning the dung half a world away so he feels guilty about that. They go home. They run out of check for five dollars mail off some post office box from New York City. Then feel good about that

2:16:01 They go to bed with each other and they kiss, and they lick, and they fawn on each other. And they hold each other really tight because they really care!