Topic: Grocery Shopping

6 chapters across the catalog

Stolen Cookies
Episode 1678 3:07:55 - 3:11:46

1678: Stolen Cookies

John C. Dvorak's Pineapple Ripening Tip

In his "tip of the day," John C. Dvorak informed listeners that unlike bananas, pineapples do not continue to ripen after they are picked. He advised shoppers to look for "gold-colored" pineapples rather than green ones to ensure sweetness and an edible core. The segment concluded with the hosts signing off from their respective studios in Silicon Valley and the Texas Hill Country.

Mooch and Stoll
Episode 1139 1:50:38 - 1:54:00

1139: Mooch and Stoll

The Value of the "Ma and Pa" Grocery Store

Cliff Stoll discusses his loyalty to Star Market, a small family-owned grocery store in Oakland that has operated since the 1920s. Despite higher prices than the nearby Safeway, Stoll and his wife shop there for the social connection and sense of community. He argues that while home delivery is efficient, it destroys the "meeting hall" function of local businesses where neighbors invest in one another.

Pardon Me
Episode 1040 57:11 - 1:01:10

1040: Pardon Me

Amazon Prime Integration at Whole Foods and Legacy Devices

Amazon is aggressively pushing its Prime app integration at Whole Foods locations, offering discounts in exchange for tracking consumer eating habits. The host recounts an interaction where a cashier was baffled by a legacy Nokia E71 phone, which cannot run the modern Amazon app. The discussion criticizes "planned obsolescence" and the requirement of modern smartphones for basic retail discounts.

The Talking Stick!
Episode 958 2:34:13 - 2:39:50

958: The Talking Stick!

The Convenience and Privacy of Voice-Activated Shopping

Adam Curry describes his use of Amazon's "talking stick" (Echo) and Instacart for household logistics in Austin, citing the convenience of reordering staples like shampoo and paper towels. John Dvorak remains skeptical, arguing that voice shopping removes the sensory experience and choice involved in physical shopping, such as selecting specific cuts of meat. They discuss the shift toward "paid slave" delivery models and the privacy implications of always-on microphones.

Social Media Weapons
Episode 438 1:22:35 - 1:25:18

438: Social Media Weapons

Farmers Market Pricing, Hmong Farmers in California

A personal anecdote describes the high quality and low prices of produce sold by Hmong farmers at local markets, contrasting them with overpriced "organic" stores in San Francisco. The story includes a critique of grocery store etiquette, specifically targeting customers who delay checkout lines by writing checks or counting small change.

Ketchup is Hard to Make
Episode 85 28:37 - 33:42

85: Ketchup is Hard to Make

Berkeley Grocery Store Etiquette, Canvas Bag Rant

John Dvorak recounts an experience at Monterey Foods in Berkeley where a customer held up the checkout line to demand her vegetables be repacked into her own canvas bags. The anecdote serves as a critique of performative environmentalism and the "grimy" nature of reusable bags compared to standard paper options.