Topic: Glenfiddich

The show celebrates several listener birthdays before conducting a formal knighthood ceremony for Tim Moore. Now known as "Sir Tim of the Tarrant Swamplands," he achieved the rank through a layaway donation program. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "Roundtable" menu and an invitation for the new knight to claim his official No Agenda ring.

Philip Fautenhauer becomes an "instant baronet" with a significant donation. The conversation shifts to spirits, with Dvorak recommending Old Crow Reserve as a high-value "shot" bourbon, while Curry prefers Jim Beam with sparkling water. They debate the merits of 18-year-old Glenfiddich and Japanese Suntory whisky.