Topic: First Lady

Melania Trump is criticized for her "grim" resting face and posture during the State of the Union. The hosts suggest that her Eastern European background contrasts with the "perpetual smile" expected of American public figures, and recommend changes to her eye makeup to soften her appearance on camera.

First Lady Michelle Obama makes a guest appearance on the Nickelodeon show iCarly. The hosts critique a clip where the child actors are coached on how to address her, including the suggestion of "Your Excellency." They view the segment as a form of cultural programming for children.

The hosts deconstruct a "secret" shopping trip by First Lady Michelle Obama to a Target store in Virginia. They argue the event was a staged PR stunt and a "money grab" for campaign contributions. They note the timing coincides with Target's efforts to fight unionization among its employees, suggesting a political quid pro quo.