Topic: Firing Squad

7 chapters across the catalog

Nekkidly
Episode 1863 1:46:44 - 1:48:34

1863: Nekkidly

Federal Firing Squads, Execution Moratorium

The Trump administration is reportedly lifting the moratorium on federal executions and reintroducing firing squads to "streamline" the process. The hosts jokingly suggest that bringing back the guillotine would be "cool" for television rights. This move reverses the Biden administration's previous ban on federal capital punishment.

Umpty Ump
Episode 1709 0:00 - 1:57

1709: Umpty Ump

Donald Trump, Liz Cheney Firing Squad Media Controversy

Donald Trump characterized Liz Cheney as a "radical war hawk" during a campaign event, suggesting she would feel differently about conflict if she were facing rifles herself. Mainstream media outlets reported the comments as Trump calling for a firing squad to execute Cheney. Critics argue this interpretation is a blatant misrepresentation of the original context.

Pocket Pardon
Episode 1563 2:38:44 - 2:42:01

1563: Pocket Pardon

Wagner Group Firing Squads and Polish-Ukrainian Tensions

Wagner Group leader Yevgeny Prigozhin predicts a popular revolt or the use of firing squads against Russian generals following battlefield losses. Meanwhile, "boots on the ground" reports from Poland suggest growing resentment among locals as the government provides housing and employment incentives to Ukrainian refugees at the expense of Polish citizens.

Ogamacare
Episode 1223 1:48:47 - 1:52:02

1223: Ogamacare

Joe Biden Gaffe Coverage, Chris Wallace Interview

The hosts examine recent verbal slips by Joe Biden, including a comment where he appeared to say "we can only re-elect Donald Trump." While the full context showed he was warning against a "circular firing squad," the hosts argue the mainstream media is actively covering up his cognitive decline. Another gaffe from a Chris Wallace interview shows Biden confusing the host with "Chuck" and struggling to remember when he was last on the program.

The Christmas Special
Episode 889 10:17 - 12:45

889: The Christmas Special

Lethal Injection Backups and Interview Etiquette

A report on capital punishment in the United States notes that 32 states currently maintain the death penalty, with Utah and Oklahoma utilizing firing squads as backup methods. The segment transitions into a critique of interview etiquette, specifically targeting the use of the word "sure" as a condescending response by experts toward journalists. The hosts argue this linguistic habit serves as a subtle insult to the interviewer's knowledge.

Bandwich
Episode 707 2:31:30 - 2:37:27

707: Bandwich

Death Penalty Methods, Utah Firing Squad, Public Executions

Utah has reinstated the firing squad as a backup execution method due to a shortage of lethal injection drugs. The hosts argue that if the death penalty is legal, it should be broadcast on television to ensure transparency and public accountability. They jokingly propose reality TV formats like "Win, Lose, or Drone" and "Firing Squad UK" to highlight the absurdity of the current system.

Lowjistiks
Episode 703 2:47:00 - 2:50:46

703: Lowjistiks

Anniversary Shout-outs, Drunk Donations

The hosts read personal notes from producers, including a fourth-anniversary shout-out for a couple in Houston and a "drunk donation" from a listener in Ontario. They also mention Utah's reintroduction of the firing squad and acknowledge various "house buying karma" requests from the "No Agenda" community.