Topic: Dildos

The segment explores the underlying anxiety women may feel regarding the development of sex robots. Unlike traditional sexual aids like vibrators, these robots are designed to simulate a submissive female partner that can be programmed by men. While the manufacturers claim the goal is to provide companionship for the "crushingly lonely" or the elderly, the primary market remains focused on hyper-sexualized female forms.

During a meeting in Moscow, Vladimir Putin joked with Secretary of State John Kerry about Kerry carrying his own luggage off the plane, suggesting the US economy might be struggling. Kerry responded by saying he had a "surprise" in his briefcase for Putin. The hosts discuss Putin's sense of humor and share an anecdote about a magazine editor who filled his suitcase with dildos to prank airport security.

Students at the University of Texas at Austin are planning a protest against the new "campus carry" law signed by the governor. The protest, titled "Cocks Not Glocks," involves students carrying dildos on their backpacks to highlight the perceived absurdity of allowing firearms on campus. The hosts find the humorous approach to the protest notable.

Carrying a Rode Procaster microphone through airport security often triggers manual bag searches because the device resembles a canister of explosives or a large adult toy on X-ray machines. An anecdote is shared regarding a former Spy Magazine editor who intentionally packed bags with adult toys to annoy security personnel.