Topic: Basic Training

A viral video featuring a thin Marine Corps drill instructor, compared by the hosts to actor Elliot Page, draws criticism for its focus on "dignity and compassion." The instructor encourages recruits to report any mistreatment or verbal abuse to the series commander. The hosts argue this reflects a shift toward a "social justice warrior" mindset in the military that encourages whining rather than the traditional "maggot" style of basic training.

Producers share personal updates, including Matthew Lance's departure for Army basic training and various birthday shout-outs. David Fugazotto, the "Duke of America's Heartland," is recognized for his ongoing support. The segment maintains the show's tradition of acknowledging the personal milestones of its "executive producers."

The hosts discuss the cultural impact of the 10th anniversary of 9-11, comparing the American reaction to the more stoic European perspective on war. They argue that military basic training is designed to turn young people into "robots" who follow orders to kill without question.