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00:00 Pull it. Hunkering down for the specific, credible but unconfirmed threat here at the Hilltop Watchtower. Crackpot Command sent in the People's Republic of Southern California. In the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where i can tell this Skype connection is gonna stink. Stink, I'm telling you. I'm John C. Dvorak. It's crackpotting buzzkills...in the morning You mean it's going to suck? The sucking starts now on Skype

00:39 It's unbelievable. Yeah, well I had this the other day. This is Microsoft firmly in control and now it doesn't work! Yay! Great We should call it Skype XP or Skype Vista. Skype XP, actually I think i'm going to use that as a column title. Sure send me 10%. I'm sending you nothing. In the morning to you John and happy 9-11. Happy 9 11 to you and happy nine eleven all the ships at sea boots on the ground feet in the air feet on the beaches and everything in between I want also I forgot my train of thought already. That's good We're working on a vaccine for that Yeah, also in the morning to all of the human resources who have turned off their televisions Just can't take it anymore and are Are sitting in our chat room all charged up and ready to go to help us assassinate? The media and of course that is at no agenda stream calm No agenda chat net in the morning to you guys good to have y'all aboard

01:42 So we have Viper teams in San Francisco, Viper teams! We've got a viper team in San Francisco. Now head over to John C. Dvorak. John what's the latest on the streets? There is viper teams they're all over the place they're checking out people's bags and make sure that I can blow up Bart. Local state law enforcement officials are on heightened alert in the Bay Area this weekend Homeland Security counterterrorism teams are highly visible at all Bay Area transportation systems They're called the TSA Viper Team and they've been on regular patrol with BART police. Airport officials say no changes are expected in their already heightened security measures. Police are also keeping watch on landmarks such as the Golden Gate Bridge. Yeah, a friend of mine turned me onto a cool Viper team.

02:30 cool website that plays Manhattan scanners you know so the Manhattan Police Department north and south and it plays the Manhattan North on the right hands on the right speaker and Manhattan South on a left speaker. When I was listening to it a little bit over the past two days John, I swear to God every 10 minutes he would be like 15-19 suspicious package over now 2225 backpack over there, but it's like and literally the amount of junk that is laying around on the street bags and Macy's bags Backpacks of people discarded. It was continuous. Yeah Counterterrorism what are they found Adam? He must have found something by now yeah a backpack my cool backpack with nothing in it I

03:25 It's just because you know what this is all part of the uh of Lucy slogan. And everyone's doing that oh I see a box there's a guy living in that box, alright? Leave him alone So here was last night news it said eclipse no arrests in New York City yet Uh...here we go And we gonna play it? Yeah, play it. It is already September 11th on the East Coast where security is extra tight tonight as officials investigate latest terror threat against New York City and Washington DC. Randall Pinkston is live at Ground Zero

04:04 zero with new information about the possible threat. Good morning and we're being told by law enforcement authorities that they have not made any arrests nor have they confirmed the threat to set off car bombs in New York City or Washington DC but they are continuing to investigate meanwhile, the stage is set for tomorrow's dedication of the 9-11 memorial here in lower Manhattan Wait a minute, hold on a second. This is the news! There's been no arrests and there's no new information and there's no confirmation that's the news breaking news What kind of news is this? No news there I had it...I caught in a different way here's the news report that I caught Terry, the source of the information is not known to us but officials say was developed by the CIA overseas

04:48 It was developed by the CIA. He's saying it right there. Overseas, yeah CIA! The CIA developed it thanks CIA! Described both as unconfirmed but also specific and credible This by the way... How does that work? That is the most Orwellian speak I have ever heard in my life Unconfirmed but... No no no no Play that last part again because its worth listening to Well he actually mangles it because what it was is a specific credible but unconfirmed. The source of the information is not known to us, but officials say it was developed by the CIA or... Sorry he's literally saying it was developed by the CIA! Am I hearing this wrong? Yeah basically says that the CIA invented it and what the word means We should put that in their wiki here we go Overseas described both as unconfirms but also specific and credible right so specific credible but

05:42 unconfirmed. He did it reversed order." How can it be specific and credible if its completely unconfirmed? John, you are a linguist... Is this not...? How does that work?! That doesn't work! Isn't this the definition...? It's specific and credibility would imply some confirmation Yeah but how do you have those two things existing at the same time? You don't! Its a dichotomy meant to confuse your brain And it works Bull crap is what it is But it's Orwellian speak Would you disagree? I would have, I couldn't. Yeah, I think it is because they're obviously saying two things that are self-contradictory

06:21 Right, specific credible but uncredible. Trying to confuse and scare the public Oh and it's working What is the point of putting the CIA in... Why do they want credit so much? I mean when did the CIA become you know have a public relations operation going on That's all they are! They're watching The Red Eye Show with Gut Butt or whatever his name is Gutfeld Gutbutt And he's got this guy who has this title underneath it Ex-CIA operative Yeah yeah Guttbutt but let me finish this, this gets better. US officials say tonight the plot was initiated by Al Qaeda's new leader The new leader! The new CEO! This is like we got a new CEO at Apple and he has to make a stand so that is why...this all gives this guy credibility Ayman al-Zawahiri who has pledged to avenge the death of Osama bin Laden Officials tell ABC News the plot involved three individuals including one who is a US citizen

07:19 Oh! A US citizen! It's a lone wolf, baby! The officials say the plot involves some kind of vehicle bomb was aimed for sometime between September 10th and 12th. What could that be? What's between 10 and 12? Oh 11! With either New York or Washington... I love the little... They have the digital readout on the screen they got it all produced with like you know like a DOS prompt. Minority report really. The three reportedly travelled from Pakistan's tribal areas.

08:07 Hey, if that's a stronghold let's go there and bomb them right now. Yeah, we got predator drones! Go to the stronghold what are you waiting for? To the US in mid-August. Al Qaeda central in Afghanistan This is Richard Clark. In Pakistan it's probably down to a few hundred people but it doesn't take many people to do this kind of attack It doesn't take many kinda people to do this kinda attack Alright, so this did... I have to say brilliant. Absolutely brilliant! The president came out with his speech which we also have to talk about his job speech and just as everyone's getting ready to analyze this piece of crap speech that he did, this waste of time definitely an hour my life i'll never get back again

08:59 They, boom! Throw out the Al-Qaeda specific credible unconfirmed threat. Everyone's confused like oh they're not analyzing their speech to throwing Valerie Jarrett on the talk about the jobs thing whatever they can and then what does the president do ladies and gentlemen it went straight to the floor straight to Congress listen to this from C-SPAN The chair lays before the house a message. A message! Message! Message! We have a message to the Congress of the United States, section 202D of the National Emergencies Act 50 United States Code 1622 D

09:35 provides for the automatic termination of a national emergency unless prior to the anniversary date of its declaration, the President publishes in the Federal Register and transmits to Congress a notice stating that the emergency is to continue in effect beyond the anniversary date. Consistent with this provision I have sent to the Federal Register an enclosed notice stating that the emergency declared with respect to terrorist attacks on the United States on September 11th 2001 is to continue in effect for an additional year." The terrorist threat that led to the declaration on September 14, 2001 of a national emergency continues. For this reason I have determined that it is necessary to continue in effect after September 14th 2011 the national emergency with respect to the terrorist threat."

10:22 signed Barack Obama the White House. Thanks for the sound effect so what this means is that the National Emergencies Act is continued for another year and According to the book of knowledge, at least two constitutional rights are subject to revocation during this state of emergency. One, the right of habeas corpus and the rights to a grand jury for members of the National Guard when in actual service under the Fifth Amendment So habeas corpus once again off the books and the thing that's weird is this remember way people should be reminded what habeas corpus is means you have to actually prove crime was committed. Yeah, yeah You gotta like see a guy prove that he did something for somebody evidence of you know There has to be a body but that's so annoying Let's not let's not have any of that We can't just pick people up if we got that habeas corpius stuff Corpus Christi stuff does horrible

11:19 But the thing that kind of killed me about this is that the National Emergencies Act has a provision in it which is set specifically to limit this national emergency, state of emergency for two years so that you know our president can invoke it indefinitely. But this is total bullcrap because all the guy has to do is just write a letter, have some douche read it on the floor and then its just extended again. So in other words this was supposed to have ended what 2013? No! 2003? No in three days from now No, I know but it was supposed to have ended two years to begin with right? Oh yeah of course it was supposed to end September 14 2003 correct. Yeah three and so then it was extended, that's five six extended extended extended extended now its extended again and extended again? Yep Why?! Because that habeas corpus Christi thing is annoying

12:17 That's all I can tell you. Oh, so I see! So the big liberal Obama who got in office with all these promises that we're gonna do this and that and the other thing... And one of the things that all the Democrats are complaining about all along was the elimination of habeas corpus among other civil rights violations or the American public had nothing to do with this terrorism Yeah yeah, that stuff Yeah, that stuff. So he's actually...he's Bush just like they said it somebody told me George W Bush! If I voted for McCain i'd get a...it would be another George Bush all over again and I voted for McCain and indeed you got George Bush all over again

12:53 Sorry, that's an old joke. By the way, for that joke to be redone it was originally a Mark Hatfield joke from the 60s ladies and gentlemen Oh my goodness there is nothing like a Mark Hatfield reference on the show And maybe I'll look it up later There's another little thing about where words matter That has really started to bug me Someone sent me this clip of Lucy Napolitano On The Andrea Mitchell Show Is that talk radio show? Yeah, I think Andrea Mitchell is a... well it could be but she's an ABC correspondent. She's one of the big shots. She's a stooge! Hold on a second. I think she's married to... isn't she the one married to that ex-Federal Reserve guy? Oh wait a minute. Will you look that up for a second?

12:17 That's all I can tell you. Oh, so I see! So the big liberal Obama who got in office with all these promises that we're gonna do this and that and the other thing... And one of the things that all the Democrats are complaining about all along was the elimination of habeas corpus among other civil rights violations or the American public had nothing to do with this terrorism Yeah yeah, that stuff Yeah, that stuff. So he's actually...he's Bush just like they said it somebody told me George W Bush! If I voted for McCain i'd get a...it would be another George Bush all over again and I voted for McCain and indeed you got George Bush all over again

12:53 Sorry, that's an old joke. By the way, for that joke to be redone it was originally a Mark Hatfield joke from the 60s ladies and gentlemen Oh my goodness there is nothing like a Mark Hatfield reference on the show And maybe I'll look it up later There's another little thing about where words matter That has really started to bug me Someone sent me this clip of Lucy Napolitano On The Andrea Mitchell Show Is that talk radio show? Yeah, I think Andrea Mitchell is a... well it could be but she's an ABC correspondent. She's one of the big shots. She's a stooge! Hold on a second. I think she's married to... isn't she the one married to that ex-Federal Reserve guy? Oh wait a minute. Will you look that up for a second?

13:41 You know, can you consult the book of knowledge? Yeah I can almost like on now look for a look to you know what you know was the guy who was the guy just before that before Bernanke and the other guy there the Bernanke Bernanke? The pre-Bernanke. Pre-Bernanke, well you look that up and let me play this little clip of Lucy Napolitano and Andrea Mitchell who's a total stooge and the word annoyed me so much I looked up the definition Is there any chatter now as we approach this anniversary there has been a lot of talk about plans that bin Laden himself may have had or launched before he was killed what should be concerned about in the days and weeks ahead

14:22 Well, we know from what was found in the compound that this 10th anniversary was somewhat of an iconic date. But there are other iconic dates that we find during the course of a year and there's always some chatter around it. And so we work with not just within DHS but with all of the other intelligence community to track that down and follow up and make sure they're keeping American people safe Is there increased chatter right now that should be concerning? Chatter. There's increased chatter. Chatter! Guys, I'm sick and tired of this word chatter!! What is chatter?! Verb to talk rapidly or incessantly about trivial matters or noun Incessant trivial talk in other words trivial crap means nothing it means nothing It means nothing according to the Webster's

15:18 Chatter is incessant trivial talk which means nothing. It's just bullcrap Why are we taking that seriously? I mean words matter in this and she's just saying it We heard some incessant trivial talk and we thought well, we got it like go spend some money on some more security stuff That's basically to do to deconstruct what she said. That's exactly what you said Okay Thank You. Thank you. That's what I was thinking. I finally looked the word up unlike What does this chatter crap? Now there was one other thing that happened. By the way, it's Alan Greenspan! It is Greenspan Yeah Oh yeah so of course she's a shill She's an elite she's on the inside So something else had happened NBC by the way not ABC I was wrong The president also he was so busy He was doing his speech about a bill that has to be passed which he has to write and then he extended the National Emergencies Act AND

16:19 He issued an executive order and it's a your specialty. It is my specialty, and it becomes that we need to jingle jingle about the new executive order as covered by Adam Curry. Uncovered? All you have to do is look at whitehouse.gov I subscribe to the RSS feed unfortunately that seems to be too hard for our journalists in the mainstream media impossible how did you do that what does RSS? What is that technology Executive order developing an integrated strategic counterterrorism communications initiative and I've highlighted two pieces of this identifying in a current and emerging trends in extremist communications and communications by Al Qaeda And it's affiliates, by the way they spell al-qaeda A L dash qA apostrophe IDA Yeah Which is a whole different group as far as I'm concerned. Yes, it's a different group Everyone else spells with an E but they do it apostrophe I

17:19 and its affiliates and adherents in order to coordinate and provide thematic guidance to U.S. government communicators on how best to proactively promote the U.S.'s strategic counterterrorism narrative and policies, respond to and rebut extremist messaging and narratives when communicating to audiences outside the United States as informed by a wide variety of government and non-government sources including non governmental organizations, academic sources and finished intelligence created by the intelligence community. And we will do so facilitating use of a wide range of communications technologies including digital tools by sharing expertise amongst agencies now

18:03 So this is a mandate. It's a big one, it's very long and there is a lot more to this executive order of course you can find that always linked in the show notes 338 dot NA show notes dot com but Lucifer Clinton wasted no time taking immediate action on this and she said now her techno experts are now officially a department fully funded we're good to go and I pulled little piece from her speech from my yesterday where she announced this and she actually is so brazenly The hubris of this woman, Lucifer Hillary Clinton she's telling us exactly how they're doing it. It is beyond belief and I'd like you to listen to it a little long clip but it really shows you what our happy 9-11 day is actually bringing us. It is a police state, a security grid closing around the slaves of the Gitmo nations and it is the techno experts infiltrating the rest of the world starting crap

19:01 with our tax dollars. Oh really? Did I hear that properly John? Wow, she's putting them on again. This is two in a row this is clip of the week early in the show Both times was Hillary what does this? There are so yeah I think what you really nailed here would you mentioned little earlier there's so Self-assured they're self assured that they can brazenly brazenly That's the word brazenly

19:50 blow out exactly what they're up to. This is reminding, for football fans out there this reminds me of the old Green Bay Packers back in the 60s where they would always say oh they're gonna show you what their gonna do And you can try to defend it, but they're gonna do it anyway. Yeah! Which is the way... which is like wow they could show you what they're gonna do and then they'd DO IT. You can't stop them I love how you keep people interested by with a sports reference that's highly appreciated That's very good But it gets better! ...to explain US policies encounter at least some of the widespread misinformation out there there was this idea that it would be a waste of our time to go on channels and go onto websites to refute and rebut what was being said.

20:37 We're in a fight. And I'm not gonna let people say things about us that are not true." God damn it! Excuse me, I did not mean to take the Lord's name in vain but wow That's exactly what she should have added to that You know if they want to say things about us that are true we'll explain that If they wanna say things about us that are true we'll explain that Okay? What does that mean? You're a douchebag. Okay, yeah I am let me explain that you have a vaginal irrigation sack and go on you know channels and go on to websites too you know refute and rebut what was being said but we're in a fight And i'm not going to let people say things about us that are not true you know if they want To say things about us that are true We'll explain that but to make up stuff

21:23 to be accused of making up stuff. Stop that! You mean, you mean out kind her? She's not making up stuff. Accusing us of things that are totally outlandish and outrageous was just unacceptable Like doing this Yeah like bombing people yeah like infiltrating a media channel Twitter the tweeters oh she's gonna tell us all about it too This is the only way we will get into the conversation where it matters most and we have to show up I sometimes get asked by members of congress I saw an American diplomat on X, Y or Z. Why? Because that's where people are! That's what we need to be! That's where the people are! That's where we need to be! Apologies for that...

22:05 It is with this in mind that we developed and launched the new Center for Strategic Counterterrorism Communications. Okay, write that one down! The Center for Strategic Terrorism Countercommunications LLC Wait wait what was it again? I think is the new... now I lost it Go back The New Center For Counterterrorism Things I make no apologies for that It is with this in mind that we developed and launched the new Center for Strategic Counterterrorism Communications. Did you get that? Which is tightly focused on... Strategic counterterrorism communications. Alright, now here's what they do. ...on undermining the terrorist propaganda and dissuading potential recruits

22:44 The center is housed at the State Department but it's a true whole of government endeavor. It has a mandate from the President." There you go! I can do it because the press said, I gots to do it and here it is in writing in this executive order And as part of this effort, a group of tech-savvy specialists... Tech savvy specialists! How's my tech savvy specialist? I wonder if that includes guys like Vivek Kundra and his talking in binary COBOL. I think she is having the holodeck of the enterprise. No it was the attack vectors

23:21 Remember that no, no is No, it was a jump still his jump logic. It was hit boys. It was skip logic attack vectors I don't remember attack vectors but okay hold on a second someone just asked me for that clip the other day Here it is. It's it was one of your clips. I'm gonna play it for you right now It was a vekkundra. This is worth it this is and of course tech savvy The very the very tech-savvy Vivek Kundra, let me see that I messed that up oh here it is yeah, there's a second this will be funny so Vivek kundra of course he's no longer there but

24:06 Oh yeah, I don't think he's out yet. He quit but he's not... No, he's gone. He's gone. Answer that question with a question which is you know how can we feel so comfortable when it comes to voice? Right? So if look at our voice networks and one of the things that i usually push back on is somehow treating cloud again as this magical special thing If you look at the government We already have over 4 000 systems They're not government owned and operated. They're being operated by third parties, Lockheed, Raytheon, Boeing, Deloitte and so forth. I think what we need to be able to do is make sure within our current construct

24:42 that as we move to the cloud, we'll create an environment where we're becoming more secure. We're trusting and verifying in terms of what are the security measures? I think there's this false sense of security right now where people feel like they signed some type of document into certification and we are secure. In this new world you're going to need to have real-time dashboards telling you the attack vectors look like it's not working at all yeah dashboard. Telling you what the issue is? Yes, because when that word dashboard which is so stupid comes up... But he said ATTACK VECTORS! I blanked out and missed it. He said ATTACK VECTORS telling us what the attack vectors are anyway back to a Lucifer and her wing by the way I'd like to see a dashboard that shows me the attack vectors that would be pretty nice product You know we should just market that

25:30 It was just say hey, you know we could make billions with the government yeah an attack vector dashboard This is our AVD product which we've been developing for many years as the attack vector dash I like that AVD Alright, so back to the winged monkeys flying out of Hillary's butt which are tech savvy experts. Fluent in Urdu and Arabic So they're fluent in Urdu and Arabic yay! That we call the digital outreach team Oh It's the dot, our digital outreach team. They have dots! They are very... with their technically savvy assorts we call them dot. If you get the joke? The dot joke that why I call them digital outreach team. Contesting online space media websites and forums where extremists have long spread propaganda and recruited followers

24:42 that as we move to the cloud, we'll create an environment where we're becoming more secure. We're trusting and verifying in terms of what are the security measures? I think there's this false sense of security right now where people feel like they signed some type of document into certification and we are secure. In this new world you're going to need to have real-time dashboards telling you the attack vectors look like it's not working at all yeah dashboard. Telling you what the issue is? Yes, because when that word dashboard which is so stupid comes up... But he said ATTACK VECTORS! I blanked out and missed it. He said ATTACK VECTORS telling us what the attack vectors are anyway back to a Lucifer and her wing by the way I'd like to see a dashboard that shows me the attack vectors that would be pretty nice product You know we should just market that

25:30 It was just say hey, you know we could make billions with the government yeah an attack vector dashboard This is our AVD product which we've been developing for many years as the attack vector dash I like that AVD Alright, so back to the winged monkeys flying out of Hillary's butt which are tech savvy experts. Fluent in Urdu and Arabic So they're fluent in Urdu and Arabic yay! That we call the digital outreach team Oh It's the dot, our digital outreach team. They have dots! They are very... with their technically savvy assorts we call them dot. If you get the joke? The dot joke that why I call them digital outreach team. Contesting online space media websites and forums where extremists have long spread propaganda and recruited followers

26:22 With timely posts, often of independent news reports this team is working to expose Al Qaeda's and extremist contradictions and abuses. In other words they're on the tweeters spewing stuff from a propagandistic standpoint And I doubt that they have little emblem on their Twitter icon that says US State Department dot Team I doubt that somehow. This is Andy Carvin by the way, so now it gets better. Including its continuing brutal attacks on Muslim civilians this effort is still small but it is now growing take for example a short video clip that the team put together earlier this year

27:05 First, we hear a recording of Al-Qaeda's new leader Zawahiri claiming that peaceful action will never bring about change in the Middle East. Then we see footage of protests and celebrations in Egypt. So if I'm to understand this correctly the defense out of the was it the dot team put together a video of the Al Qaeda CEO saying, you know we gotta go kill Americans and then they right after that they put footage of rioting people in Egypt. Is this right? It seems that your inciting riots! Am I crazy?! Well i don't know if your crazy or not thats another issue but uh... Thanks pal

27:52 I'm not getting what the messaging is here. Well, let's have her explain it to us The team posted this video on popular websites and stirred up a flurry of responses Like Zawahiri has no business with Egypt We will solve our problems ourselves by rioting wrote one commentator on the website Egypt forum. I love that a commentator It's called a comment you schmuck a commentator Another on Facebook said those are people no one listens to anymore now We won't change every mind with these tactics, but we know from or change any reason our own country that they are recruited by and influenced by Websites websites so we're gonna do everything. We can to be in that fight for their minds And then later she talks about her partners who do this with our partners yeah your partner's Facebook and Twitter

28:49 Well, Facebook in particular. They can just be neutral and let these guys do their own thing but does any of these people... see she's so tech savvy that she obviously doesn't realize that most of this won't work If it's directed like that, it just doesn't work. The way the net works... I mean everyone is so cynical on these commentators. It's going to be... Once somebody discovers that phony lesbian blogging in Iraq or Syria or Egypt someplace and there was some guy in London who was busted

29:29 And luckily that didn't get blown out of proportion, but that could have been embarrassing. All this is going to do is embarrass the United States They don't know what they're there's no way they can do this correctly Well with her running the show No But I think the point is is this is what she's telling us and of course That would even worse than a lot more going on fact that she's even talking about it as ridiculous There's a lot go well What is the point of that? To make herself powerful and look cool and look hip I mean we've seen this a million times John memory on the internet just started And people will be throwing out all kinds of words and cool. It's awesome and revolution We've got a whole team you got we've got two hackers we used to before it would think people figured out that there was like a science to engineering software

30:14 executives some who you and I both know yeah we got a whole room full of hackers they're really cool look they got hair that's left in pink. They've got piercings she still stuck in that she's still stuck hello Hillary 1993 is calling me what we want our stupid internet me our cool techno memes back this is your government I'm wearing my slave t-shirt today. What's it say? It says slave with a barcode this is one of the no agenda nation right now generation calm it's my favorite teacher throw plug in see oh yeah so I'm a big ass slave anyway so all of this is kind of weird if you take into account that and I didn't know this in the United States code title 18 comma 2 3 3 9 B there is a provision that states you it is unlawful

31:07 conducts to provide material support or resources designated foreign terrorist organizations and there's this guy from Virginia he has an unfortunate name, Jouber Ahmad I mean dude strike. He was charged... Another good reason to change your name to Alex Smith something-or-other! He was charged with providing quote material support to an officially designated terrorist organization the Pakistani group known as Lashkar-e-Taiba, otherwise LET. Yeah that's one of the two or three of the worst groups in Pakistan So what did this guy do? Did he send money or weapons to let? No Was he scouting out targets for the group? No He uploaded a video to YouTube that showed so called jihadi martyrs and armored trucks exploding after having been hit by improvised explosive devices

32:04 So screw that. So he posted a video on YouTube and they threw him in jail? Yeah, with no habeas corpus and it's all under United States Code Title 18-2339B for providing material support or resources because I guess that's material support if you're cheering someone on at the football game you that's support And this is not... This is not America. It's crazy! So we're not far off, at least I'm not far off. Yeah well I hate these terrorists Bastards Especially those let guys Those let guy are no good Those let guy are bad Let it be By the way its capital L underscore small e capital T LET

33:04 So anyway, so it's a this is screwed up. Well you know they You know you have to wonder you take that poor schmuck who posted the YouTube video and now he got his tit in the ringer to say the least. You'd think that in an advanced society all you really have to do Is just knock on his door And say hey bud Hey Yo We're gonna throw ya in jail if you keep this up This bull crap Then leave You'll never hear from him again He won't do anything No This is like the difference between law enforcement and policing. I mean, if you half the time... What is the point of us setting up stings on some sleazeball who's never committed a crime in a million years but you set him up talk him into it and then he does it and then you arrest him?

33:50 Why don't you just, if you see a guy trending that way why don't you go up and police the guy say hey. Hey stop that! Stop that! Don't do that because if you do that you're gonna get in big trouble You're gonna get thrown in jail going to be in Gitmo Yeah And he says okay I'll never do it again That's what would happen But no We don't do that we encourage him Encourage the guy to do it and then heh heh heh And then you arrest him and throw them in Gitmo Well that's the whole point So we have The United States of America has most prisoners In the world Slaves and we have the most per capita incarcerated, and then they were using them as slave labor. Slaves? Yeah! This is terrible this is not what we're supposed to be doing We don't need slave labor I thought you had a very good point on Dvorak Horowitz Unplugged the other day You said that we could significantly improve our job numbers if we just counted all of the slaves in jail that are working We just added 3 million jobs! Hooray! 10 cents a day So uh

34:47 And by the way, I was gonna say something about that. Oh yeah! It's so easy for them to find... the guy who uploaded this YouTube video, yet apparently it's impossible to find out which hackers broke into NBC's Twitter address and said that Ground Zero is being attacked. A plane is flying into it and the reason why is because it wasn't hacked into This was a part of systematic psychological warfare attack against the American people Otherwise... I mean It's not that hard! It's not that hard to find these script kiddies They can find this douchebag

35:23 I mean, tell me. Excuse me! I could be on Hillary Clinton's techno savvy expert team... ...I do know a thing or two about the internet and if you really have this group of script kiddies as they call themselves who are doing this It's not that hard to track them down. I mean you've got to be, really gotta be good to be untrackable when you're doing something like that but it's not true! It's just not true why do they never nab anybody? Why does LulzSec still have their Twitter address still working? Why is there website stil up because its coming from the State Department This is bull this is total psychological warfare and prove me otherwise

36:07 Well, I think it's hilarious that Hillary comes out in the midst of all this activity. She is looking pretty beat too. She is wearing herself out. Compare her to Lucy. Lucy looks like she has had the time of her life! private time, you know private just at privately. I have a prediction for Lucy okay go ahead and putting in the book too good she's gonna be the CEO of a major US corporation the only thing she's actually doing is building this DHS up to such an extreme that she can say that she's managed yes he's managing it absolutely as managing a company this big so she could see now is qualified to be the CEO GM Yahoo oh that would be a good one

36:53 I mean have you ever seen Meg Whitman and Lucy Napolitano in the same picture? No. So anyway she's got, she's on the fast track to become a billionaire Oh yeah So while everyone in the conspiracy zone, and again I was a bit disappointed by some of our listeners sending us these reports that PBS censored the president's gaffe about Lincoln starting the Republican Party. And i'm sure you got this email as well John? Yeah yeah I didn't get one of those Right! You were even copied on a few that were sent to me. Oh okay shut up. Um... liar. I have the clip of Lincoln by the way

37:36 Alright, so we'll play the clip and then I just want to say something about that. So this became a big thing on Drudge Report because what apparently happened is PBS omitted this from their transcript. And I got this message pretty quickly and immediately went to the PBS site, and it was not omitted so whether they changed it... This is like one of those hoaxes!

38:22 They omitted it, no one ever looks. Yeah well that's the first thing I do is go and take a look at it. People should all do that by the way why are you doing it? And so only American Thinker, the guys who apparently discovered it had a screenshot And, you know I'm sorry this to me is another psyops operation just to distract you from the fact that this was a total bullcrap speech about a jobs bill that is supposed to be passed right now that he has not even written yet! Not a word written down. That's the irony of this whole stupid thing can I mention something it's kind of humorous about the Lincoln reference? Yeah

39:00 Huckabee, a number of years I think during the last Republican convention actually made the same gaffe. Oh really? And he was called out on it in Time Magazine by guess who Jay Carney Really well it's all the same club It's a bunch of bullcrap but you're right this is that this is nothing to see here moment No hold on second we should definitely play that Go! Hey don't look over here Nothing to see here Look at that That was very contrived, it wasn't very interesting. So Valerie Jarrett you know the person I hate the most now I have an actual hatred for this woman because... Apparently you do! Oh no! It's like I completely forget that she exists until you keep bringing her up well she was on every single channel after right after this well oh the president is real busy because we have this specific... Well then why is she on the channel? What does she do that she would be on a TV shit station at all

39:58 What is she what is her job? She's a slumlord. She owns projects in Chicago and she is the advisor to the president. She has some like bullcrap title, and she's on the second floor of the West Wing but she is his handler And if you watch it'll always see its the President, Vice-President and Valerie Jarrett He does not go anywhere without her because she is his mind controlling handler! She takes care...she's like Barack time to pee Okay Valerie. Barack time to watch some TV Okay Valerie So she's the spokeswoman all of a sudden and she's... I just want to reach out and slap her. So, she goes on Rachel Maddow. And it..I threw up in my mouth! Absolutely there is nothing more important than getting our economy going putting people back to work putting a little extra pot money in the pockets of folks who are struggling. Did you hear that? She said pot

40:55 She stumbled and she said pot. She's thinking I need to smoke a joint the president wants to put some pots. He wants to smoke a joint with Rachel? Wanted to put some pot in everybody, money in everyone's pockets. There is nothing more important than getting our economy going putting people back to work putting a little extra pot money in the pockets. Come on! She's thinking pot. She's obviously thinking pot why would you say pot because She wants us on your mind. I can't just don't say pot Can't wait to lie next to Rachel Maddow and smoke some pot That's what she's thinking by the way pot in Dutch Is a slang term for lesbian? Interestingly enough as a side note pockets of folks who are struggling As they face this tough tough economic time And I think the message that he made very clear tonight is the

41:45 the congress should pass this plan and they should do it right this minute. Okay, pass this plan, pass it right this minute which I think the president said eight million times! Pass this plan now, pass what? Well so I'll let her ramble for a second then I'll fast forward because just I'm throwing up but you have to hear about her dream It's fully paid for, it is bipartisan in nature. There are provisions in here that both Democrats and Republicans have supported before and there's no reason why we can't move forward right this minute. Right now! Right? Yeah there is a reason, but it hasn't been written yet! business there are opportunities for construction in fact Rachel I was thinking about you this morning when I woke up I'm thinking about you this morning I was touching myself. Woke up, turned on the TV and saw that commercial that you have standing in front of a bridge and you're saying that you know the private sector can't do everything there are certain things that Americans expect their government to do our infrastructure is vitally important putting people back to work what

42:50 That's a meme by the way, an ongoing meme about the government. Americans expect the government to do certain things. Oh and this values thing instead of rights it comes back too? It's crazy these memes. But construction is important our roads our bridges our sewers are waterways our dams This is what makes our country so special and as we try to compete in this global marketplace... Have you ever been to Spain? You want see some really good roads, go to Spain. If you wanna see some good bridges, go to France. Yeah, if you wanna see some crap, go drive on I-95 What is your road John the one you hate 80. They've paved half of it now so the pie won't be able to moan and groan about potholes much longer So she rambles on We need to rebuild our infrastructure, we need iBank to rebuild our schools, we need to make sure that teachers and first responders... Blah blah blah blah blah. So let's fast forward with the individual committee chairman or is he planning meet with the individual committee chairman? Is he planning on doing a full court press conference? I gotta go back a little bit, went too far Across the country companies are discriminating against people who have been out of work for a long time

43:50 So now remember we have to pass this bill right now, right? Now right now this bill has a very important provision where if you've been out of the work for over six months We'll give a company Out of the work when you smoke into pot. You can get out of the work You know is how it happens when you've been out at the work She's an idiot she's a total idiot fit If they will hire you so that we can get the long-term employed back to work with the skills that they need and so So there's no reason why we can't move forward decisively and promptly. The president is going to draft the legislation, make the job a little easier for Congress and send it up there next week. Next week? What?! And Rachel goes next week!

44:27 Next? Yes, she says next week. The president... Does that mean the president has a plan for passage here? Has he met with the individual committee chairman or is he planning to meet with an individual committee chairman She's trying to cover it up now like my god it's not even written next week uh uh does he gonna talk to everybody? It would have worked Rachel instead of calling her out No! Of course not! I mean Rachel Maddow is the worst person in the world I hit it with a douchebag. So yeah, i mean it's so obvious because she actually next week uh does the president is he going to talk to everyone now pass it now pass it now pass it now if it's not even written exactly

45:09 Alright, so then to wind up and then I want to thank some producers. So the speech that no one watched and again it's what we do so you don't have to is the president's address to the nation he does it every single day every single weekend He talks in nation And I have titled this particular clip and it is saved in the archives 338 dot NA show notes calm as the presidential meme fest We will have to stop this clip numerous times It's only a section of the address. Of course it's all about 9-11 and a very serious president here, very serious. Our extraordinary 9-11 generation The 9-11 generation is like the Pepsi Generation John right off the bat I'm like what? The 9-11 generation your son and your daughter are officially part of the 9-11 generation isn't that nice to be called that? Unbelievable

46:06 At the same time, even as we reflect on a difficult decade. We must look forward to another night alliteration difficult decade guy made difficult by who? To the future we will build together that includes staying strong and confident in the face of any threat And thanks to the tireless efforts of our military personnel and our intelligence law enforcement and homeland security professionals There should be no doubt Today America is stronger and Al Qaeda is on the path to defeat. Okay, the path to defeat So and the al-qaedas almost dead we've taken the fight to al-qaeda like never before What? Like no what I think he's gonna brag I think it's actually gonna brag over the past two and a half years more senior al-qaeda leaders have been eliminated than at any time since 911

46:59 Booyah bitches! I smacked them bitches down. More than George Bush, more than George Bush...I killed more of them. I killed more. And thanks to the remarkable courage and precision of our forces we finally delivered justice to Osama Bin Laden Uh no he didn't, we killed him That's not justice. We killed him! At least you say you killed him. Well, he may have... But that choice of words is odd. We delivered justice? It's like saying justice as a... what is it the slogan? At the end of a barrel. The end of a smoking barrel. That's justice. That's the American way. F yeah Barack. We've strengthened the partnerships and tools we need to prevail in this war against Al Qaeda. Tools Working closer with allies and partners

47:42 Reforming intelligence to better detect and disrupt plots. Investing in our special forces so terrorists have no safe haven. We're constantly working to improve the security of our homeland as well." Homeland? How about country, why did he say homeland?! This is irritating to me! Our homeland. No, it's our country! It's the United States... I don't think anywhere in the Constitution they talk about homeland Call it what is please You're annoying me At our airports ports and borders enhancing aviation security and screening increasing support for our first responders and working closer than ever with states cities and communities A decade after 9-11 its clear for all the world to see

48:24 The terrorists who attacked us that September morning are no match for the character of our people, the resilience of our nation or the endurance of our values. They want to terrorize us but as Americans we refuse to live in fear except from uh... Except from the government making us fearful I'm very afraid you're doing nothing but making us afraid douche Yes, we face a determined foe and make no mistake they will keep trying to hit us again. Make no mistake! They will keep trying to hit us again! Notice the word HIT It is not ATTACK it uses the word HIT which I think it's very significant Why?

49:07 Because hit deter it's like hitting the World Trade Centers. It's like like it brings up images The word hit is different than a town maybe yeah, I think it's significant But could be I mean these things are very carefully chosen no kidding this This is a great one again this weekend we remain vigilant vigilant We're doing everything in our power to protect our people Oh everything in our power matter what comes our way as a resilient nation? We will carry on They wanted to draw us into endless wars, sapping our strength and confidence as a nation. And they did! No...and they succeeded but no I think Barack has a point to make But even if we put relentless pressure on Al Qaeda We're ending the war in Iraq and beginning to bring our troops home from Afghanistan

49:51 How can he say, the guy must be a bot. How can you sit there and say that with a straight face? By the way sounds like a gangster as JC Buzzkill Jr points out hit also means assassinate Oh good point! Good one Buzzkill jr., good one Because after hard decade of war it is time for nation building here at home Now hold on a second It's time for... He says it's time for nation building here at home In other words we've been nation building over there Which is exactly what everyone says we're not doing. Well, I've got a little piece about that after we do our donor section or producer segment Very interesting little thing i came up with Alright then let's thank some producers and if you want to hear the rest of the clip And you should always be listening to our presidents address Uh...I don't know how much longer we can take because we also have a couple other clips from this guy

50:44 So by the way, when I get to the New York Times segment we'll talk about his running again. But we do have some executive producers who want to thank profusely because we have a good group of them today including and what...I have to give Sir David Hoffman kudos! I didn't get a note from him but maybe he sent something but he did send us kind of a standalone donation. Fantastic yeah it's a great one 9-11-33 I mean hello could it be any better than that? that and uh... they inserted david yet that was one of the most amusing donations we've ever received fantastic it's a any heads the list for us to insist that surge in sir david hoffman i think he already wasn't night i believe so here tonight yeah but then i'd but did no not know no yes this is and this is a nightmare to my heart like now there's a slight boom here you know nine eleven thirty three you know what i'm saying no-no needed

51:39 Eric Gray, who will be a knight Fairbanks Alaska to complete my knighthood in honor of the memory of my Whoops, and of course not much of my dog. Oh I got it Let me I'm gonna fix this bridge so you can read it Okay of my dog my best friend for nine years poor guy 555 55, you know, I'm reading a book right now. I mean doing the author It's a bet as The New York Times best-seller It's uh the dogs Oh crap, what the hell was it? It's like... Come on John help me. It's the best- it's a best seller uh... I thought there was a million bestseller! I may help you Mickey could you grab me that book for a second that's on the couch The dog bit? Thank You. Thank you darling

52:21 Because it's a really beautiful book, I'm halfway through it. On dogs? Yes! It is written from a dog's perspective... I was a dog?! My last book written from a dog's perspective was Bulgakov's Heart of A Dog, a fantastic classic written by the great Russian novelist. Here it is, thank you darling. A Dog's Purpose that what it is by Bruce Cameron and it's a novel for humans. If you have had a dog, if you have a dog, if you love dogs and also if you dislike cats this is the book for you. Dogs are very funny about cats. Put on our book list for the No Agenda Book Club. I'm doing interview on Wednesday with with the guy thank you darling so sweet

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54:37 Gary Blatt, Wayne Pennsylvania and this has something to do with it I don't want to get into it. Wayne Pennsylvania 338 which is today's show in the morning here's my donation for the 338 club thanks for the wonderful program you perform a great service for everyone I would like to have some karma from our wife research and her new books that are being released early next year. Okay hand that out right away You've got Karma books are good looks a good another member three three x up Todd Cochran and Kovalev really Todd Crockett he's from geek news central isn't it well he says he's from in compelling or compelling yeah he effectively I think is probably or was certainly a me vo competitor with his podcast network that's very nice he's checking in with the

55:33 with some support. Does he live in Hawaii? Yes, he does yeah okay that's Todd cool Adam and John I've been listening to your show for quite a while now and figured it was time for the pony up to the bar make my first donation of The Road To Knighthood one thing for sure is i need a complete de-dooching oh give that to you man here we go You've been dedouched absolutely He also wants to challenge his fellow podcasters to get their wallets out and donate to this show for God sake! I want to congratulate you both on what remains a sustainable user supported show ad-free hope the audience appreciates the freedom that comes with not being beholden to an douchebag advertiser my personal show geek news central at geek new central dot com is ninety percent add support and believe me when it goes on my own headaches annoyances aboard contributes to my own headaches annoyance as both you'd has both you know well keeping the advertisers happy as you would know more than me adam he's nearly a full time job in itself and it may make your mouth hurt

56:28 My sales manager at Raw Voice is always pulling the hair out, keeping the advertisers happy. Most do not realize that most ad planners buyers are in their 20s mid-20s and have a huge control freak mentality over the multi million dollar budgets and sometimes that power goes to their heads now this is absolutely true you know I have story I mean story you know how it usually works here's how it works Yeah, I'm gonna place this on the network that will get me tickets to the Knicks. It's total douchebaggery! The whole system is a scam. It's unbelievably douchebaggery. We took a ride when I was writing for Forbes on the big yacht, the Highlander and I went on this thing where it was to kiss the asses of these media buyers in New York City who are the worst they're all in their mid-20s

57:19 None of them read any of the magazines. They didn't know who the hell I was or why it was even there Don't even know what the brands are that they represent They don't care and they just say do these ad buys depending on how much free shit? They get exactly so and so the little guy like Todd with his raw voice Who has a nice little stable of podcasts, I'd only miss Lily as my stable podcast You know he doesn't have the budget Let me think I don't think he has a yacht So who is the douchebag 9-11 generation media buyer gonna spend his or her money on? Let me think.

57:57 Maybe I'll go with the yacht guy. Yeah, that's a good idea You know does that get another right on the yacht? yeah And then you know and then they actually feel like they have to suck up to you a little bit He was that guy he writes for them well I want to be on the yacht again So I'll be nice time by the way the yacht is worth being on Nice ride. Yeah, I'll bet I and it has his own chef and the food was delicious anyway Support the shows that they listen to the way they support your show. I know the massive amount of show prep You guys both must do to prepare for each episode which is a fact And this small donation is worth every penny of enjoyment I have gotten from listening to the information you share, which gives one a lot of new perspectives on the world in which we live. Adam your status as a Podfather's Eternal and because your vision on what podcasting could be and what it has become hundreds of millions of people live

58:49 Lives have been changed. I'm sorry by their ability to consume content like this show and mine Wow it goes on hey Another donation he says that's so kind John did you poop on my yacht? Did I pooped on the yacht? No, you know that you mentioned it. I didn't even go to the head. I should have yeah right Oh if y'all so much and by the way that yacht has a wine cellar did you poop in the wine? So I think get into wine zone locked very wet wine cellar reason It's like keep Dvorak out of the wine cellar okay Thanks Todd Okay Sarah San Diego California three. Yeah You know the funny thing is you know three-star restaurants in France

59:30 tend to be you know people don't understand that the experience of a three-star restaurant in France includes the bathroom and so It's total and you go to some of these bathrooms in these restaurants. You go oh my god, what a bathroom I remember pooping on the MGM Grand Air that flew between New York and Los Angeles. Remember that? Was it a gold pooper? Totally, the whole thing was gold! Wow... Like, I'm poopin' on a gold toilet in the air. I always remembered. Irk that I didn't ever get to take that ride. Did you ever fly Concorde? No, I missed that too. I flew that four times! Did ya poop on it? Hell yeah!!

1:00:08 You can times why what would be the point let me tell you though that it was not a not a luxurious poop The the Concorde was very uncomfortable. It's like a little tube I could barely stand up in the entire plane and the seats are very narrow and they although the legroom is nice And there's no movie or there was no movie because it wasn't enough time to start the movie So basically you just sat there getting warm because at a certain point about two hours into it the fuel is depleted and the fuel was actually used, talking in past tense to cool the aircraft down which extends in flight. It actually grows and to top it off I had a drunk Liza Minnelli behind me chattering the whole way! That's annoying

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1:01:40 Well, that was okay. I think we did okay kind of suck yeah, it actually kind of sucks Like the Muppets guys like you know actually it sucked a whole lot Yeah How's the art god? We got no art what are gonna call this thing? I got some ideas I got some ideas hey by the way What's Ron doing? I don't know okay talk to you later bye laugh my face off She says so awesome So here's 333 for every episode before and after big fan always thank you And we have one two three four actually associate executive producers including Eric Schumacher Shell a shell at the or her shell this is got. This is screwed up by the type font so Eric sent us another note to 2222 he's in

1:02:18 says Melrose I guess. John Sir John Smith in St. Petersburg Florida 200 bucks he says they normally would have some smart-ass remark to make something like be a donor not a boner but i'm just too depressed today, today not only marks the day over 3 000 Americans died but tomorrow will mark the day all of us become suspects. I got into an argument with the girlfriend over the weekend because I was explaining to her daughter that that she was growing up in the wrong America. I know we're not supposed to do that, it's scary that we are coming up on 10 years of this and approaching an entire generation 9-11 generation

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1:04:35 I'm having my dental work done Wednesday. So he talks like this at home, type? Yeah, yeah, you're a big talker. Okay so we don't actually... in other words you haven't actually figured out the times yet because you're just too lazy to do it or? No, cause I don't know what...I won't know until i get there what my situation is going to be. Right but you do know when your arriving and we could potentially do this show Thursday morning Yeah! I'm arriving tomorrow so you want me to do the show tomorrow? I dont think so What's the time difference? I think that time difference..this is New York plus one Oh really So it would be 1 o'clock I'd be at 1 o'clock and you'll be at normal time oh really well thats great

1:05:17 No, it is great except if I might have a plane to catch or something. We'll work it out. People follow me at TheRealDvorak on Twitter and I'll put a note up. uh... thank you to the following and what they do people for our p r initiatives once again some good stuff here couple a great domain name forwards crackpot buzzkill two thousand sixteen dot com now forwarding to the knowledge of the show dot com website uh... falling along that a couple of suggestions are one of our producers vincent from limerick ireland says i think he should run in the irish presidential elections coming up with over as a dry run for two thousand sixteen uh... you don't have to be irish turns out

1:05:59 to become the president of Ireland and we would have the power to refuse the dissolution of Parliament, refer legislation to Supreme Court to test the constitutionality of legislation and hang out in tents and bunga bunga parties with world leaders. You know what the bunga bunga reference is don't you? No I don't know it. Oh that's that's a Berlusconi thing. All Italy is talking about is bunga bunga parties It's like his sex parties. It's called the Bunga Bunga Parties Yeah, so we could hang out in tents and bungum bung up parties with world leaders I think we have a winning idea So I'm liking it all for it that is totally rocking And Bob Major says if you aren't steeped to the baseball tradition You'll want to bone-up on your pitching skills because every president since Taft with the exception of Jimmy Carter threw out at least one ceremonial first ball or pitch

1:06:54 And I think i'm going to defer to my vice president for that in 2016. I can throw a fastball Yeah, when we sweep it and I sure don't throw like Obama, just like a girl nationalpublicpodcast.com Great one! I liked that. MPP now forwarding to noagendershow.com disturbedcitizenry.com Here's a fun one when you read it You understand that ALCAPWN and ALCA PWND Al Capone and alcaponed dot com and someone I can't believe was available thekeystonepipeline.com which is now forwarding to our show fantastic yeah that's good isn't it? And then finally looks like we can start a show on Leo's Network as we now officially own the internet web presence thisweekinsquirrel.com think that could be a pretty fun show and thanks to... I gotta see who wrote this

1:07:53 This was a nice PR move by Nick Brown who wrote a blog post on biggovernment.com which I think gets a lot of traffic, isn't that the Andrew Douchebag site? I don't know. Yeah, big government that's like the guy who is always like busting... No Breitbart! Yeah Breitbart thats the guy. Yes Breitbart but they gave us credit. Yeah yeah. Unlike Spag Rush Limbaugh. So it's Department of Homeland Security no return to pre 9-11 freedom ever and it goes down here so what we take from this is the from it from it is this Janet Napolitano

1:08:31 Audio click to play telling us that we will never again have pre 9-11 freedom in the United States The clip comes from the no agenda podcast in which Adam Curry and John C Dvorak dissect the modern media message And he actually put this little clip in from from our show, which I thought was okay. Well, I've got I've got these You know the other thing was a clip of the day? I got one Oh So this is a very, uh... This is an interesting question and Napolitano answering the question about what can happen. What's the future going to be like? This is Judge Napolitano not Lucy. No this is Janet. Uh, Lucy Oh it's Lucy! Can you imagine someone just checking this out for the first time? And hearing the Lucy meme

1:09:14 I mean, the clip sounds like... because it's right. Well she sounds like Judge but it's Lucy So this is going to be... I come across like a real hater don't I? It's an elaborate question and she's gonna tell you the answer realistically Since 9-11 as you mentioned You've seen an expansion of government powers To protect American citizens from threat terrorism as well as an expansion of bureaucracy whether that be through the FISA amendments or the Patriot Act. Could you sketch out a scenario when you think the federal government would not need some of those extraordinary powers and a scenario when in some cases United States could return to pre 9-11 footing in terms of the powers of the US government? No! People are laughing

1:10:03 Oh my goodness, that wasn't edited? That's literally her answer. That was exactly... I was thinking it because he was such a long pause and I was thinking of clipping that out but i decided to leave it completely unedited So thats it No forget about it its it we're here for the long haul Mr. Adam Curry Open up the door Mrs. Curry! Sorry I gotta go So that was a pretty cool PR move. I didn't realize they ran the whole thing, I thought they just took it from the show notes and made it into a clip No no! That's what made is so awesome because now you get to taste a little lick of the show. So that helps, I think thats great Yeah we need more of that We do. So thank you to our... We gotta get you on coast-to-coast Yeah but I wouldn't know what to talk about Yeah you could talk about The Stargate

1:10:48 I listen to guys on there who talk about the Stargate, they actually know what they're talking about. No! You know more than any of these guys. I listen to that show all the time and it's... most these people are actual lunatics They are certifiably insane you at least have some sanity Okay thanks that's my pal everybody okay well yeah let's get uh let's come up with a topic that i can actually like drone on about I'm pestering Lois, our PR woman to... Yeah but i mean not just Stargate that's no good. Oh then what? You go on about these things on the show you can talk on The Norrie Show and talk about the media being all cockeyed. Yeah that's what I'll do. I'll talk about the techno experts. The techno experts! That's a good one yeah About Hillary's techno experts now have a couple of clips

1:11:40 and I'll play him down the line for him. Alright everybody, start spamming that guy! What's his name? George? Nori. George Nori. So you gotta have Adam Curry on it, guy is awesome Yeah He will be a great guest he is very entertaining And while we're at it get me on Leo show again Oh yeah right Why not?! I'm good You have to go for one thing he wants you in the studio now. I'm gonna go on Molly show and buzz out loud She's good Oh good on that's good enough on the 21st, so I'm in town the 20th your back right from Brazil So we can have a dinner Yeah should be yeah right and then let's Tuesday. I'm coming in town just have dinner with you And then Wednesday when do buzz out loud with Molly? And then I have a stupid meeting and then I'm gonna fly back so I could do this show from here on Thursday So we don't have to deal with that crap

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1:13:33 And I run into this guy, thought it was kind of a British twit at first but I got to appreciate his talk. His actual name is Rory Stewart he's a member of Parliament and he was speaking in Washington DC or somewhere some bookstore if there's book TV on the C-SPAN on the weekends. He did a book called Can Intervention Work? which is a really interesting book but he had this very short little commentary that I just thought was amusing and it will lead me to something curious that i discovered in doing a little research on the guy. Play the clip of Decisive Year where he talks about how there's ridiculous amount of optimism within the military, which screws up the public perception of reality. It's making a joke earlier about the fact that I've found since 2005 the most extraordinary sequence

1:14:25 David Barnault, coming in 2004 saying that he's inherited a dismal situation but he has a new strategy, a counter-insurgency strategy requiring new resources which will deliver the decisive year. General Don Abizay 2005 will be the decisive year 2006 General Sir David Richards commanding again in Afghanistan will be the crunch here for the Taliban 2007 Major General Shampooh the decisive year 2008, I mean we keep going almost endlessly. 2009 General Stanley McChrystal we are knee deep in the decisive year 2010 Dave Miliband the British Foreign Secretary the decisive year 2011 this year Guido Vestavele the German foreign minister this will be the decisive years so... I love that these guys should have their own little red book of predictions

1:15:25 Grace, the decisive leader. So we'll never get out of there with these idiots! Now so I'm reading his book on intervention and he mentions a book...I thought he was doing it jokingly called but done by the Rand Corporation i just sent you a link to the book yeah called The Beginner's Guide To Nation Building. And I want you look at the cover of this book and look at the four memes that you see And this book was actually written by the Rand Corporation and used by the government to do nation... So, so the nation building thing that they're in denial of is all based on this book which is one step short of nation building for dummies. Well we just heard that this is what you were referring when the president said it's time for nation-building over here instead of over there

1:16:10 Yeah, well this book but look at did you see the cover of this thing? No it's not oh here it is Because I have the Skype running on the Windows machine. Oh right yeah startups Firefox and think about it Well anyway so the book the book cover is interesting because it has four interesting memes And one of them includes sticking some poor scared to death kid, sticking him with a vaccination by some army guy. Oh my god I'm looking at it right now! So it's basically...it's four.. It's a quadrant And so on the top left we have a UN tank about to run down some schmuck. Exactly! That's pretty cool, then we have on the right hand side as part of The Nation building is the ink stained finger of a woman with a headscarf and she's voting. Right, just sticking a ballot in a ballot box but her fingers way up in the air so you can make sure it's ink stained. Then we have an army guy sticking a kid with a needle

1:17:09 Wow, and then on the right hand we have what looks like an Iraqi shopping mall. Oh no! No they're trying to build something. They're trying to rebuild a mosque that's been bombed. Wow I'll put a link in that to the show notes in that through... Yeah this looks to be this is the RAND National Security Research Division it's a book by James Dobbins and some other guys this book is you can buy it for seven bucks on Amazon I just saw a link come by the chat room of it with the PDF so, you know forget buying it. Ooh Just download it Government money's probably should be public domain good work chat room good work Well, it's funny beginners guide to nation-building It's funny you bring up these court the quote clip there

1:18:01 Because I found that awesome website which you have to take a look at it's filled with quotations on Europe and It just has all these different great quotes from the past. So here's Nicholas Ridley Secretary of State for trade and industry under Margaret Thatcher who says The European Monetary Union is a German racket designed to take over the whole of Europe. If you're prepared to give up sovereignty to the EU, you might as well just give it to Adolf Hitler." This is Nicholas Ridley who was a Secretary of State for Trade and Industry for Margaret Thatcher. He said that in July of 1990, but here's the one that really killed me. That's good. That's a good one from 1990 Well how about this one Romano Prodi who was the EU Commission President

1:18:55 In the Financial Times on December 4th, 2001 said I am sure the Euro will oblige us to introduce a new set of economic policy instruments. It is politically impossible to propose that now but someday there will be a crisis and new instruments will be created Bravo! Bravo. Well, there you go that's exactly what's happening the guy is Nostradamus The Eurobond who said that when? Romano Prodi, EU Commission President Financial Times. What year? 2001 December 4th in the time... These guys are way ahead of the game! Well no it was set up that way that's my entire point and now we actually have this you know they're talking about we talked about in last show about new political power and financial economic power going to the commission

1:19:49 and a haiku herman running a lot more of that show and g guess what happy is something you didn't see on television america people greek cafes in restaurants have closed their doors in protest over ten point rising v eighty the cash strapped greek government impose this huge rise in an attempt to raise seven hundred fifty million euros over the next year to help pay off for crippling e u i m f loan unavoid bankruptcy for owners it's the last straw. This crisis has hit us hard, we are more than 35 to 40 percent down over summer it was even worse in the city of Thessaloniki a record 7000 police are on the streets as Prime Minister George Papandreou is in town to make a key economic speech

1:20:40 In the capital Athens, taxi drivers join doctors and dentists to demonstrate against the government austerity plans. We're protesting so that the government withdraws all the latest austerity measures like the ones on health and education And we are also opposing the taxes they are making pensioners pay we cannot take it anymore. EU partners are losing patience with the Greek government's inability to bring its finances under control as unions vow to fight on until the austerity measures are wiped from the statute book." So let me just break this down for you a 10 point rise in VAT that means everything you buy, everything all of sudden overnight cost ten percent more

1:21:29 I believe their VAT is now at 23%. I'm speechless. So in other words to run their system they have to take 25% of everybody's money. And by the way, in this book on nation building for boneheads the whole thing really much pushes toward immediately setting up a taxation system and there is great and deep discussions about different kinds of ways you can tax people. Yeah it's great! And this is only to pay back bankers

1:22:06 Bankers! And the people of Greece, they know it. By the way on Tuesday Bunga Bunga Berlusconi said his austerity measures would also raise the VAT to 21% and add a solidarity tax of 3% on Italians who earn more than 500 thousand euros Sound familiar? And austerity tax, I like the word. Let's see if that crops up! And increase the retirement age for women in the private sector That's great Hey bitch work longer Save the country What is that? Increase the retirement age for women What is that?! Doesn't sound good This whole thing is out of control and coming to a state near you Coming to you America

1:22:59 Coming to you California. Yeah, we're getting out We're getting out got to get out which I can't I can't take it anymore Sad but hey by the way talking about the flu shot there's a guy got a new gimmick played my flu shot clip It's a gimmick At the Safeway pharmacy You can get your flu shot and you'll get a bonus as you get 10% off your groceries save ten percent on your groceries when you Get a flu shot that should make you feel better already Safeway ingredients for life. You know it's funny because Christina went to see Contagion and she actually on her way out she took a picture of one of those flu shots anytime and you know so she made a joke about it cause course she's not gonna get that but as I said how was the movie? She says yeah, kind of stupid but in the movie the premise is there's a hybrid flu

1:23:58 consisting of swine flu and bird flu and a bat poop so it's like they're already prepping us for the hybrid of swine and bird flu. We know from our own show that they've been trying to promote this I mean Baxter had mixed the batch of vaccines with the various elements. With swine flu and bird flu, he had the two right in there! No no but I'm just saying now they're prepping you for it and... They gotta get the public ready And the other meme is not enough vaccines That's because you got to rush them, get in line like during that yeah I took pictures we talked about this before but during this swine flu fiasco whenever was last year or the year before Two years ago There were people lined up around the block

1:24:46 yeah i think we should just so you know we still have the jingle it'll never get old. It will never get old. Just briefly back to United States of Europe UBS Warburg put out a report That states if the eurozone disintegrates there is a high risk of outbreaks of violence and civil wars And there's actually we had dinner the other night with some Dutch people and They just bought a house in in California. I was like All right, cool. Actually they bought like it a monster house

1:25:31 And this guy made his money by creating the first stem cell bank in the Netherlands. And I was really interested, you know? So well and yeah and this guy is he's probably 98 but it looks like 50. And he starts telling me about this and it hits me that this is why we never hear about elites dying from horrible diseases He says it's unbelievable The technology exists today to grow within four days. You need a new liver? I'll grow you in new liver right in the jar and we can put it right in." And this is the problem with it, says you don't need any medication to help your body accept it and its relatively cheap to do. He said that this is the whole problem with technology

1:26:19 He gave an example of one of his employees, his father had the tip like a quarter of his finger chopped off by an airplane propeller and his son who works at the company gave him you know part of the stem cell juice whatever it is. And his finger grew back with a nail on everything! So he's telling me all these stories and I have no idea. Oh yeah, the technology is extremely advanced! And it's so good that now this is why he's moving here The government is cracking down telling him well you can't call it this You know you have to... He says screw it I'm giving up because Now its just over let someone else fight that and the reason is because this is so cheap It was like you need a new arm Bye darling, I love you

1:27:06 You need a new arm. It's like they just grow one for you from your stem cell This is why it was so controversial, this is why they brought up all that bull crap about you know Oh, it's against God and whatever Bullcrap! The pharmaceutical industry can't have this They need to be treating you for this crap They need to be treating you with cancer. Whereas this stuff, like you got cancer of the lung? No problem! We'll just rip that one out put a new one in." He told me at the table he said Adam I think going very fast as technology i think you will probably be able to live till your 130 and I believed the guy

1:27:42 And of course this is why this technology is not really being made widely available to the masses because it brings down all of the pharmaceutical industry. Did a guy leave your house on a unicorn? Alright I'm just saying, he's now my friend by the way. Just some gal came in and dropped that bomb on you? Kind of... Hey by the way- I like the idea of growing a new finger I guess if can the case if I have something can I grow it more was my question. Can you make it longer? I got a little thing, I'd like to talk about did you um Did you actually catch this old Biden O'Baner thing and before the speech this open mic did you see this video no oh This is hilarious. I can't believe that I thought actually I looked on Dvorak org slash blog

1:28:35 to see if you'd have it. So before... We missed it! It took a long time before the president came out and of course all the networks were already cutting over. The President of the United States! Right, right before that bit so Biden and O'Baner are sitting up there in their box seats What do you call that at the skybox? They're in the sky box and they're talking to each other like their buddies, and they're talking about golf for about a minute before someone finally says are you Mike's alive. And I'm listening this is like you got to be shitting me listen. Hey I'm not as barbarian. You aren't but look at the gate man what's the date? How are ya pal? I'm alright

1:29:25 We got a heck of a lot of love in August And I was at a dismal river golf club out in Sandhills, Nebraska. You know it's the middle of nowhere. It's what a harsh word golfers hear for one C sand hills and cool dismal 7 birdies, 5 birdies. I shoot 2 under. So we have lunch. We're sitting around for about an hour and I thought why don't we go play 9 balls? 6 par's 3 birdies And I missed a 4 foot straight in birdie on the last hole. Whoa! So the next day I get to Sandhills...I shoot 86

1:30:07 I know if you can hear that to the Skype. Mike's are live we heard he shot 67 when he was younger this guy is playing a lot of golf to shoot a game like that these guys are assholes Pure and simple. They're always pretending to be like, oh I'm this side of the aisle that's how they'll do hell you doing pal Hey, how you doing buddy? How'd you well, I couldn't believe it. I shot at 86 Oh awesome Assholes teach your kids very concerned about their golf game Yeah Very good news because there for the big show

1:30:56 This is like the green room at uh... You have to shoot a lot of golf. To shoot an 86 Well, to shoot an 86 if you're not playing all the time but to shoot in the 60s like he claims which I think it's bullcrap that's okay But the fact that even did it means he was basically playing and says one day they are playing golf daily Oh yeah How long does it take to play around a golf? And this high pressure job Four hours! The American public is going down the drain we can't even get work Four hours 18 holes about four hours. That's a long time yeah it could be up to four hours and you know every day and by the way this was on ABC so this wasn't just, it was also on C-SPAN but this clip which you can find in the show notes 338 dot NA show notes dot com It's actually it's on ABC and of course you can see their mouths moving so gets even better You can pick up all the nuances and its not a recording ever recording

1:31:52 And I just sat there with my mouth agape. The country is crumbling, the president's gonna come up there and read off a teleprompter with some bull crap about something he hasn't written yet like the dog ate my homework and they're just talking about golf! Oh yeah what'd you do this August? I played golf! I played golf! I wasn't worrying about anyone else I play golf! Golf! It outrages me." And meanwhile they're setting up to US public to work harder and work more so that these guys are playing golf. And here's an example I want you to play, tell me what's discrepant about this important traffic report during the rush hour it's a it's the it's the traffic hours or we're gonna break the news on in on the morning to play this traffic report tell me if you can see that odd piece of information in here that makes you say what?

1:32:48 Time now for your live drive time traffic, giving you a live look there at the snow grade in Fremont. Both directions of 680 looking good this Saturday morning Also want to take you a little farther west out to the Golden Gate Bridge and North and South Tower They're 746 feet tall but you can't see them this morning as the fog is still there hovering over the Golden Gate Strait Traffic though looking good Hi I'm getting paid to do this break at least three times an hour And it's nothing to report so i'll make up some bull crap It's Saturday! Why are you doing a drive time report on a Saturday? There is no drive time on Saturday, it's the weekend. Getting ready for it there will be when we all have... Yeah they're all geared up they're ready to go they already have the traffic report guy ready to go on Saturday When we make our women work longer I think that's what we should implement that I want to be like the Boonga Boonga guy Hey let's uh let's make our bitches work harder It's crazy absolutely crazy

1:33:50 Let me check the Twitters and see if anything bad has happened in New York City. Something bad did really actually happen... something bad really happened the other day, and it actually messed with some of our noagenda newsnetwork.com infrastructure, our URL shortening service, the nice guys over there at Ajax They, well here's the report. A massive power outage tonight stretches from Southern California to Arizona and New Mexico and officials say the lights may not come back until tomorrow just take a look at this traffic jam in Orange County during the commute tonight traffic lights and everything else went dark just before four o'clock this afternoon San Diego Gas & Electric says all of its 1.4 million customers are without power they say a transmission failure at a switching station in Arizona caused

1:34:36 the outage but we've also heard a line was severed. The outage trapped riders in electric trains and trap people in elevators tonight officials are asking so couple things about this one great idea these trains that's gonna be awesome but two I really don't believe this now I uh... I've been tracking the solar flares has been going on for Two weeks solid, and we've even had... I reported on this show. We've had a 1.8 and 2.1 X class flare. We keep having 7 to 8 M-class flare levels A lot of C Class which is not all that bad at all Some of this actually coming in the earth And they're gonna give me this bull crap about someone tripped over a line or something Like one guy like oh I was shoveling in my yard and brought down the whole grid man! Three states? No

1:35:29 There's only two possibilities one is solar flare activity which is a known to cause these types of outages Which I believe is what's happening or two Prepping you for the ultimate demise that we're gonna get to and California has had this before with these douchebags just shut off power Rolling blackouts you remember that John? Yeah, it's because of air conditioning. Oh the demand for power is way up We have to have rolling Blackouts and it turns out to be a scam from Enron that everybody knew was a scam Because there's no reason to have rolling blackouts in California It was never but it was always a scam And and but you know That's affected I think as largely responsible for Gray Davis being recalled his governor cuz he was all-in on it He was such a dumb screwup

1:36:13 that they had to get rid of them and finally, now we have a rolling blackout since but the demand has actually gone up. How does that work? I think at the same time...actually electricity demand has gone down according to reports because people can't afford it anymore certainly not in the state of California is outrageously expensive Of course this is also a great time to say we need a smart grid, we need some federal dollars for a smart grid. Slow process takes a long time to make sure that were doing it safe and that we don't have any issues as we turn people back on I suspect that we will be in a situation where some of our customers will be back to service toward the end of tonight but most of the customers frankly are going to be out into tomorrow yeah and then he says turn off your air conditioner

1:37:04 uh... now but this is a real problem and and say you know in the wake of hurricane i mean tropical fart irene and again i don't want to be realized that there's of course is a lot of damage a lot of people are certainly even though it you know in my own uh... stomping grounds new jersey pennsylvania lot of flooding lot of problems now i lived in uh... in northern new jersey for twelve years around the wayne patterson bergen area Which is where some flooding occurred which by the way occurred in multiple times per year for all of the 12 years that I lived there and You know we lived on a hill

1:37:43 So it didn't bother us and we had a great... Well one of the clips that I had from one of the flood victims, you can pick up on the show notes. The person said yeah this is the third flood we've had in the last couple years Yeah that was the one from I think last week We played that one And there's the third flood we hadn't had Well wait a minute why are we exaggerating the impact to this when i got into news and we got all these people over there would never were there before? Well I'm gonna say something controversial So I see the president in his reality show called West Wing Week. I watch all this crap, so you don't have to. And he's in New Jersey in Wayne. I think it is Wayne or Patterson and I lived here! I went shopped here and I've seen the flood. It was like yeah, it flooded well you're living in the wrong part You do not want live on a flood plain because of the floodplain

1:38:29 You don't want to live here. But what's happening is we're now being conditioned that when something bad happens to you because you live in the wrong area, which you know you shouldn't where no houses should be built, don't worry cause Barack is going to come and give you some cash." And he stumped... He actually did a stump speech on the spot, disgusting display of buggery obviously visiting wayne visiting paterson many of these surrounding communities gives you a sense of the devastation that's taking place not only here in new jersey but upstate new york and vermont uh... and a whole range of states were affected by hurricane irene as president i states are one make it very clear we're going to meet our federal obligations because for one country when part of the country gets infected whether its

1:39:19 uh, you know a tornado in Joplin Missouri or a hurricane that affects the eastern seaboard then we come together as one country and we make sure everybody gets the help they need. Now President Rapp Bull crap! This is absolute bullcrap Hold on a second before you go into bullcrap did he say when one part of the country gets infected? Let me listen to that I think he said infected but then he said affected Uh, you know a tornado in Joplin You win.

1:40:05 He actually said it, didn't he? Yep. He said infected because you could hear the A-N in there and affected does not have an N Wow! Let me hear that again... He said when one part of the country gets infected Wow! let's listen to that one more time That's outrageous John thank you And when one part of the country gets infected whether its... That's it We're dead They are going to infect us next He did the wrong speech He jumped the gun Wow Oh my god, John. Classic! That's when you... that's the great thing about listening only I did not hear that the first time Well anyway So i guess uh when one part of the country gets infected with the rest of it of the country pays for you What I had to say isn't even important anymore We're getting infected we are getting infected everybody Umm..I did have a couple quick things on Libya

1:41:10 on the Libyans. By the way, have you noticed Syria has been they just... Shh! No Syria? Nah because I didn't clip it but Rice you know my other favorite person in the world Susan Rice UN ambassador they're arguing and she said actually in her little statement said well there's some countries who aren't on board with the new resolutions for Syria yeah no kidding like Russia you think duh But first as just a little bit of this will be fun and now back to real news. So something that I caught my attention, it caught everybody's attention and whenever I see these things...I am trained and I hope everyone else is trained by now although no one else looked into it

1:41:58 We've got it. We've there's something going on here, and this is about the chimpanzees that were released after 30 years They finally saw a light right and they're all hugging each other and like I can see the light so as I'm like alright Where is this coming from? This is obviously PR job Now it's coming from and I know we have a number of Austrian listeners, from this guy named Michael Aufhauser. And Michael Aufhauser is in fact they have a little translated poorly piece from a German article

1:42:33 He's a multi-millionaire. He has like kind of like a castle and he's built this sanctuary for animals And he's been doing this for I don't know six or seven years. He has like 3,000 animals They call him like the modern day Noah and that he got Noah's Ark and it says here he appeared quite suddenly in the society columns of the Austrian and German media surrounded by stars and starlets Michael Aufhauser the millionaire with the animal whimsy exactly what he wants to be. He's a pro, a businessman through and through but where it comes from and where he is from nobody really knows that makes up part of his mysterious charisma

1:43:10 It leaves room for imagination and speculation growing up in the world of actors managers room for somebody doing some work So I'm like who is this guy wait a minute. Who would write such a thing? We don't know who he is, and we're too lazy to find out well That's basically it so I'm googling in German now This is the I told you that before we started the show I kind of went off on it I went on for hours on this unlike this guy has got to be somebody Google dot de and people should know by the way if you want to look up stuff and you know, you can google.fr Google.de and you will go on to the German or the French for example search engine itself and Google that then a database is slightly different well you can also going to advance search in and from there you could select language as another way

1:43:59 So I'm looking around and so apparently he's the son of an industrialist, so I guess it comes from old money. But he was... He started in like some weird tourism thing but then I believe he created kind of a PR marketing empire. I'm like ah okay! The guy is a PR guy So of course, when you hear a story like this and I'm all for chimps. You know whatever yeah And and i have to say maybe the chimps were smelling each other's butt but it looked cute are you like oh my god we're all hugging like Oh Yeah look that so human But of course what are we trained to go and look for John? I don't know what come on We're trained to go look for animal rights activists or trained to go if its PR Or we're training to go look for over trying to go look for a movie

1:44:56 From Disney Nature Witness the incredible true story of an orphan and the one who will raise him as his own. In 2012 For the first time ever caught on film, discover the remarkable bond that will capture your heart. Chimpanzee The Movie coming to you 2012. Are you kidding me? No! It blew me away I'm like oh my goodness This is like every time we do this it always turns out to be a movie

1:45:59 I mean, i saw that story and i just gave up on it. I didn't follow up like you did but...you know..it was a bull crap story to begin with because it seemed pretty...it just was artificial and it stunk to high heaven but i never thought yet another heart tugging bull crap story just to get you go our crappy movie thats probably stinks well it stink of monkey poop I mean, unbelievable. That's actually ridiculous! I'm actually getting more and more disgusted every time this happens Well but it's like every week we come up with a big news story that turns out to be a prerequisite for a movie or pre-publicity to get you in the right frame of mind to want to go see the movie. Chimpanzee The Movie!

1:46:51 It's outrageous. Where'd you get the trailer? That must have been buried somewhere I just did chimpanzee movie and it popped right up! How hard is that?! Ladies and gentlemen, that's how easy it is But will the media do it? No because there's too much work to type in chimpanzee the movie Alright so a couple things about Libya Susan Rice comes out and she tries, you know she's like in the UN there. You know, she does a little interview No one watches it. There's no one from them. No one news guys are looking at this uh... some people as are there and asking questions of course there is some good reporting going on uh... boots on the ground is what's being discussed now in the united nations we will obviously look forward to the briefing of the council by special representative in martin which we expect in a coming days will want to take full account of the specifics of his recommendations and secretary general's report and we will incorporate those into a draft resolution

1:47:52 for council consideration. And I think that resolution will probably have different elements to it, principally to begin... To express the council's support and approval of the initial steps that the United Nations intends to take to put a presence on the ground. Yay! There you go there is is. It's a no-fly zone to boots on the ground to capture or kill So there's no chance of this happening because you can't have boots on the ground cuz Obama said no And if by the way, it would only take weeks Not days that day is not US policy but Gaddafi needs to go but let me emphasize that we anticipate this Transition to take place in a matter of days and not a matter of weeks. No more good good on you there now I

1:48:45 course we immediately identified what this was all about. This was about China, about the Libyans doing a deal with China and the first 30,000 people to get flown out of there who look suspiciously like Chiners! So, of course we drop a total of according to the official reports 30 thousand bombs. Of which I've seen exactly zero on television not a single solitary piece of reporting has ever showed me a bomb coming from the sky and dropping on a building or anything and exploding have you ever seen that at all in the past six months John?

1:49:27 No, they have refused to show us. 30 thousand... you know it's like damn man! Damn and the camera wasn't ready I mean how can you miss thirty thousand bombs? Well if you're not if your part of the script your not supposed to show it So anyway, so China of course is like... And to unsanctioned violations. Is anything being done about the reports coming out that maybe China was trying to sell arms to Libya as late as July? With respect to Libya we have seen the reports in the press and statements by the Chinese government obviously we have a strong stake

1:50:09 as do all members of the Security Council and all members of the United Nations in the effective and full enforcement of the 1970 regime, including if not especially the arms embargo. We will look to China to continue to explain and clarify its understanding of what did or didn't transpire and at this point We will we will work with them and through the committee to ensure that the arms embargo is fully respected In other words, yes We're at war with China and China has having no part of it And has been passing on guns to Libya just stop this mayhem But of course no reporting on that meanwhile Boonga boonga man Berlusconi comes right out and says

1:50:57 I love this. This has nothing to do with a popular uprising, the Libyan people love Gaddafi as i was able to see when I went to Libya he said Friday during a party meeting in Rome People have decided to give life to a new era by trying to oust Gaddafi Berlusconi said What choice did I have considering America's pressure? He is just coming out and saying that he had to go along with it! He is saying it Is that in the New York Times? That's a little canon. I can't have this guy around! This guy is totally cruising for a major, major problem and then...this was uh..I went back and actually found this report Ex-Congressman Walter Fauntroy you've probably heard of him because he was a congressman for like 20 years Do you ring a bell

1:51:52 Nope. No? So this was the report on August 23rd. Congressman, tell me what you're doing... by the way with wolf blitzer What have you been doing in Tripoli why are you at the Rixos Hotel Well as the Reverend Congressman for 20 years of Congress I had joined Dr. K Paul here in an effort to work out a nonviolent solution right now we are in a precarious situation with some of our friends from the media because We fear that unless we are able to relocate That we may all be in danger as a minister who believes in the fervent sexual prayers of the righteous I have joined with

1:52:46 Dr. K. Paul and your appeal to people who know the world of prayer, to pray for us and To pray for deliverance for not only us but the press corps with whom we have been quoted here anyway So he goes on so I just want you to know that there's a real guy in And Wolf Blitzer cared about him and as you know as a good african-american citizen i read Afro calm and i see this report and uh... i'd like to wait for the sky t either a come out and state this for the record in some videos so we can really play it or unfortunately for him to disappear forever here's a report that came on i was blown away by former u s congressman walter font right recently returned from a self-sanctioned peace mission to libya said he went into hiding for about a month in libya after witnessing horrifying events in libyas bloody civil war

1:53:40 a war that Fauntroy claims is backed by European forces. His sudden disappearance prompted rumors and news reports that he had been killed, and this is true because I've got some of those links in the show notes In an interview inside his Northwest DC home last week the noted civil rights leader told The Afro that he watched French and Danish troops storm small villages late at night beheading maiming and killing rebels and loyalists alike to show them who was in control Fontreau said, quote, what the hell I'm thinking to myself. I am getting out of here! So I went into hiding The rebels told Fontreuil they had been told by the European forces to stay inside According to Fontreaui, the European forces would tell the rebels look at what you did In other words, the French and Danish were ordering bombings and killings and giving credit to the rebels

1:54:29 The truth about this will come out later, he said. And then he goes on... I mean you have to read this article but he's essentially saying that all of our NATO forces went in were cutting people's heads off on both sides giving the rebels credit and mind-controlling them into thinking that they are so awesome and this guy is just coming out and saying it! You can't do that! Well no! So of course the other option is we have to make him into a crackpot They might try that. Well, he's hanging out with this guy he mentions is K Paul right? Yeah that's not a good idea probably. K Paul is uh...is a uh... crackpot...uh...weird preacher an Indian preacher guru style Christian preacher and there's a funny wiki page on him just because he had to say I mean here's the guy you know we were like struggling to get donations for our little show but this guy has a 747

1:55:29 Really? Yeah, and a big top too. Like the newer one A big top? Yeah, but unfortunately he's doing is there was a picture of you can look at K Paul or it's Ka Paul. He's on wiki and there's a picture of it in there and his former crew member described as jet as a flying death trap. In 2005 the pilot co-captain flight engineer quit because of concerns over maintenance and non payment of debts. The plane was ferried to Tijuana late 2005 where remains today being fixed. The FAA has revoked the plane's operating certificate. Oh my goodness! But the fact that he has it... Is just fantastic, oh my god. I'm gonna show myself old by donating to No Agenda Imagine all of the people who could do this. Oh yeah that'd be fab. Alright John we gotta fuel up the jet

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2:04:20 But actually I should say that Sir Greg Birch did do some work on Eric DeShill's little boy who had some issues with his teeth and did a fantastic job. And it is curious because that would be my grandson technically, and did you know today is Grandparents Day officially? It was put up by Jimmy Carter, so 9-11 which the first Sunday after Labor day is grandparents day. Of course if I get a card or letter no Let me just check, I'm going to whitehouse.gov because as you know it's not official until Barack Obama has said it is the official Grandparents Day So let me check presidential actions...let me go see National Days of Prayer and Remembrance Yes! There he goes No, its September 9th It's been moved What? Yes Presidential Proclamation National Grandparents Day September 9

2:05:16 It's supposed to be the first Sunday after Labor Day, according to Carter. Isn't this the first Sunday after Labor day? Yeah it is the 11th. The virtue... oh no I'm sorry it was proclaimed on the 9th and now therefore I Barack Obama president United States by virtue of the authority vested in me even by the Constitution of laws United States do hereby proclaim September 11 2011 as National Grandparents' Day! I call upon all Americans take time to honor their own grandparents and those in their community. And of course he politicized this by saying, as a country we understand our welfare is determined by that of all Americans it is our responsibility to bribe for our grandparents as they have for us. She didn't do crap with her kid are you kidding me?

2:06:05 We must keep Social Security strong and viable while preserving it for future generations. We must strengthen Medicare by making common sense changes that encourage high quality care and address wasteful spending." He politicized it, he politicized Grandparents Day. Hmm... He's a douchebag I guess so John's gonna hum the Sunday Times! Yeah. Some interesting stories in The Times on both Saturday and Sunday, which are the two important days for looking for messages and memes...

2:06:44 First of all the New York Times has written off Obama's job speech as a loser mm-hmm So we can just give up on that so we don't have to talk about that anymore They also have apparently Guatemala is now becoming in the news or some sort of action going on We had to take pay attention to Also, the Klans carving up Somalia was in The Saturday Paper and there's something going on. So if it follows Somalia Yeah which of course is It has been in the news for a while, but if you take a look at The Sunday Times there's an article talking about how Israel essentially is under attack. There is about rich tax breaks bolster makers of video games which is an upper right hand corner article which is always important and the thing that I found interesting was it

2:07:36 This is some attempt to gouge some of the software people because there's a couple things that make no sense. Let me just read part of the third or fourth paragraph, because video game makers straddled links between software development and entertainment industry and online retailing they can combine tax breaks in ways that companies like Netflix and Adobe cannot. Now Adobe... I'm not understanding that what does it mean? Well that's what I'm saying. It doesn't mean, it is meaningless apparently there are a bunch of different kinds of tax breaks for the rich

2:08:12 tax breaks that the entertainment, the guys who do entertainment software the people who develop it they're taking tax breaks for R&D and for one thing or another that is shouldn't be taken because their low lives. Because they do video games but when this thing is bogus because there's nothing I know of a game developer can do that Adobe can't do in terms of their dobies retail operation dole is involved in entertainment adobe d is a development oriented company said yes something about this whole article is bull crap well it's isn't the game guys and put an all the mk ultra stuff to mind control our kids i think that they're producing games that are indeed there's a dimension of the word anti social game is in here couple times as a mean that you know these guys aren't but they're not

2:08:59 part of their not that they're not doing the right thing with their with the messages and my one of mike i think it was buskill junior was pointing out that many of these games specially grant theft auto he's got a lot anti-social messages in there they've been anti government means that uh... i think the government's getting again fed up and this is a warning shot across about so keep an eye out for that and and the last thing that's on here is the one that is a one of our means and one of our predictions in to the point where they actually put on paper and I think it's a kind of a giveaway. And, I've never seen an article on the front page at The Times with this byline. This article is by Michael Bobarro Jeff Zellini and Monica Davey why would you have three names? It's not like bytes this article is buying three people

2:09:47 which is like draws attention to it, Democrats fret aloud over Obama's chances. I think that article is a big deal. So break it down for me? Big message there you know they're starting to doubts are creeping in the they're prepping the public for Obama not going for not running in 2012 Wow so the prediction will come true you think huh? It's possible. Getting closer! It is possible. I mean, you know there could be a number of factors he could all of the sudden come down with something that needs a lot of attention and he's not gonna run again or spend more time with the family or one of the kids gets arrested for dealing drugs

2:10:34 Oh, how about an illness? That's what I was thinking. Come down with something. Some phony illness that he gets and then he has to relent... And of course all that money that he collects gets divvied up He gets to keep it tax-free! We've already checked that. That's why we're running in 2016 so we can start collecting now And we're tax-free, we're coasting baby. I'd like to know how much money Stephen Colbert has collected for his loop? Oh he has a political action committee? He's a super PAC! Now it is my understanding that when you have that it is tax free money I'm not sure. We're gonna have to look into it, whatever the case is... Yeah we'll do that tomorrow! I'm sure we'll be looking into that. I've been looking into for a while but got years to worry about but the point is this another shot across the bow and its set up on Sunday paper which everyone reads and you know they got the biggest circulation of any newspaper on a Sunday for sure and doesn't look good okay ok

2:11:34 Does that close it? I closed my analysis right there. With the lag at all, you know I was uh...I was looking at something Some website that someone posted on Noah Jenner newsnetwork.com and it's a very funny page with all these like world leaders or whatever like Hitler and all kinds of Mussolini all congratulating Barack on bringing down the United States It's a very funny page But what I noticed there is that every other Funny quote mentions Michelle Obama farting

2:12:20 And this is apparently something I missed. Is she a farter? It's like, has she ripped a couple in public that people know this and I just miss this?" Well there are people that are... There's a name for it but they pretty much engage in public flatulence. On purpose?! Well no they just- I don't know if they're just wait to let one go like the guy on The Family Guy I'm gonna consult the book of knowledge on this. Peter on The Family Guy likes him, he's like... Well here comes when he alerts everyone! No, I think it's funny but I didn't realize- oh wow Oh my goodness there are pages of this stuff Does Michelle Obama have bad farts? Oh my goodness apparently she farted on The Ellen Show? No On the Tonight Show she farted? Hold on a second let's play some of this

2:13:18 let's see a michelle obama on tonight so you can hear that she has agreed to stop by and pay his visit please welcome Michelle Obama all right bogus you think family in those are right out of the right off the what's the Android I've overstepped my bounds it's none of my business you know what was i thinking my god this is the Obama family interview

2:13:57 From October 13th, 2008 and let's listen. This is all cut up too. Alright it's bogus I guess it's not true. It is kind of... she looked like she was farting during that speech man that was pretty bad She looked really unhappy. Did you see that? Oh yeah, I forgot to write the red book! Yeah they showed her about two or three times and at the very end if you watch it closely when he finished she shook her head while looking down she shook her head in great disappointment It was really weird Yes it looked as though...the way we analyzed it

2:14:48 We made the assumption that he was going to talk about one thing and he's gonna go in a certain direction or he's gonna pull a Truman and yell at Congress. And he didn't, and he wimped out and she just shook her head at the very end in grave disappointment at her husband's inability to be anything other than a spineless worm Okay, it's one way of putting it and then she farted Whatever the case was I thought was a Steve Case was sitting behind her. Oh, I couldn't tell It was him Krauthammer had Krauthammer that his name He had an interesting take on the speech.

2:15:44 The majesty of that. I thought that was kind of interesting Hey, it's second half of the show everybody so you know what that means? Means i get to uh... Means I get to do stuff like this WTC7 won't go away So of course it is happy 9-11 day and just need to Talk a little bit about this atrocity that took place with some new information has come out amazingly have pictures that were never before published Amazingly, amazingly there's now you know I was so annoyed by all this all of the sudden ten years later Yeah The pilot was gonna ram the plane and always all these news stories. That was that was the worst one is this female jet pilot

2:16:32 Who is in the news saying, yeah you know like we were scrambled to our planes and there's no time to arm our plane. So if this plane had to be taken out then I would have been a kamikaze pilot Wow, really? You're telling me our stuff ain't loaded on the decks. You gotta be kidding me! But... Yeah no that's bogus to begin with. Of course it is bogus What's the point but and then and then the other thing is even without things you could have done you know you can do those crazy things you do to disrupt a plane flying Oh yeah you could do all kinds of stuff even the jet wash would be enough Yeah So zombie Chaney

2:17:19 Oh, this guy is getting on my nerves. I was thinking about this while watching Zombie Chaney who doesn't have a heart you know? Yeah no he has a heart but it doesn't pump. No its an external pump. But anyway I realized that this guy was the chief of staff for Gerald Ford and he's been in government ever since. The guy essentially He's a professional bureaucrat that was in office as an office manager who has wormed his way into the position he is in and he has never been anything more than a glorified office manager making these kinds of decisions. He's got no skills, except for being a stooge! Well even worse that that, he was chosen to find a vice president for George Bush and then said hey you know what? That would be me

2:18:10 Yeah, unbelievable guy. People don't even remember that he was chosen to find a VP and he said... He's a gopher! And now he is this big expert on everything oh we should do this and do that This reminds me of the Monty Python bit where the guy walks into the employment office and wants to be a lion tamer and he is an accountant So he had an interview, I don't know who it was NBC... no 60 Minutes i think. He was on 60... by the way he's on both C-spans, he was on 60 minutes and all the talk shows for this book of his so listen very very carefully to what he saying here and tell me if if I'm crazy well we know I'm crazy but tell me if I'm not just listened to it states now you when the president had earlier discussed rules of engagement for taking down a hijacked airplane bought

2:18:58 You were the one who gave the direct order to shoot down a plane that you were told, as it turns out incorrectly was headed for Washington. Right. That's correct. What is that moment like? Well... It was necessary and it was a frankly I didn't pause to think about it very much because once one of those aircraft became was hijacked it was a weapon we've seen already by that time three of them go in to the Pentagon and the World Trade Center New York as a result thousands died and if we had been in a position intercept one of those they keep it from striking its target would we have done absolutely then what I did was pass on the president's approval love the basic proposition that we would in fact

2:19:51 authorize our people to shoot down aircraft that had been hijacked and refused to divert. So I saw it as part of my responsibility but i did quickly because we had a lot of other things were doing at the same time." So, um...I can count and what he says in this interview is he gave the order after two planes went into the towers one into the pentagon In other words we shot down flight 93 That's exactly what he is saying. Or am I hearing this? That is exactly what he said And Donald Rumsfeld, just want to remind you already spilled the beans on this in 2001. I dug that clip up for ya. ...have a sense if we imagine the kind of world we would face... If people who bombed the best ball in Mosul or the people did the bombing in Spain or the people who attacked United States and New York shot down plane over Pennsylvania... Whoops!

2:20:51 So these assholes won't even admit, forget my scalar weapon theory. They won't even admit but here is Cheney on record saying I gave the order after three planes had hit and I acted quickly and they shot that you know there was an eight mile debris field that of course has been covered up of flight 93's they just shot it out of the air just blew it up And uh...I'm so disgusted by this whole thing Well, you know that would explain why this woman came out of the woodwork with a phony story or the dubious story whatever the story was and all after 10 years we never heard this story before but now we hear it. And I think it also explains a lot of the other screwiness that took place on that flight we know what the phone cell phone calls to mom and all the rest of

2:21:44 and uh... yeah what's the ability to blow it out of the sky. It makes more sense than rushing to cockfights. Like a minute and a half of this controller at Cleveland, Cleveland Trey con I think it is so the air traffic control that Was managing flight 93 and she is you look at this woman? She's kind of milfy by the way which gives me more reason to believe she's complete MK ultra. She talks about

2:22:20 The flight 93's transmitter being on the whole time while the pilots were being killed and I've never heard a tape of this. If you're transmitting on a frequency, it is being recorded somewhere that worldwide And the claims she makes are so outrageous that it's just, you know... She is obviously an asset. The controller working flight 93 tries to contact the cockpit. United 93, Cleveland, do you still hear the center? I was afraid of that flight. I see this plane climbed up from his assigned altitude 35- 35 thousand feet to 41 thousand feet turned around and aimed right back at where we were

2:23:05 and descended rapidly. And when a plane descends too fast, the computer can't keep up with it and you get X's in the altitude box so we knew he was aimed at us and descending very very rapidly Now I will just say that the theory on this is uh... it descended really rapidly and of course the plane actually landed in Cleveland then was switched out switched over to another number But that's a just a conspiracy theory, but let's listen to this thing that she says about the radio at that point I knew it was confirmed hijacking. I didn't know where they were going what they were doing I was worried that we were a tarp confirmed hijacking by the way is only when you are squawking four sevens That's a confirmed hijacking not when you have XS on screen and the transponder is off That is not a confirmed hijacking yet if the center was a target

2:23:55 I remember looking at the ceiling and thinking, you know here it comes. We have all shuddered at the thought of what must have been going on in the cockpits of those hijacked airliners It turns out that Cleveland controller working United Flight 93 at the time along with supervisors actually heard the sounds of a struggle in the cockpit. I said did you guys talk to him? He goes yeah we talked to him. I said what is the pilot he said it wasn't the pilots he said was the hijackers I said, the hijackers. Are you telling me the hijackers were talking to you on frequency? He said, The pilot opened up the mic before he said we heard it all. So what did... so we heard them being killed Have you ever hear that audio John? Ever? No

2:24:49 and it in that is something very critical we don't hear that but of course we do have this report now just to deal with the possibility of the missing united airlines flight uh... the mayor of cleveland michael white says that a boeing seven sixty-seven out of boston has made an emergency landing at cleveland hopkins international airport because of concerns that may have a bomb aboard there is some possibility That may be the missing United flight, but we do not know. But anybody who's in an aircraft this morning and made an emergency landing safely is probably one hugely relieved person at the moment." And here's the mayor... "...We have a Boeing 767 in a secure area of Hopkins International Airport The initial reports was that this plane was hijacked and that there was a bomb on it

2:25:49 There you go. Of course no one talks about that anymore and it was not in the 9-11 Commission report at all, and that's just a little tidbit of... WTC 7 won't go away! And I would like to point out that Congressman Ron Paul in 1998 At the height of the Bill Clinton Monica Lewinsky scandal came out and said we're setting ourselves up for attack Did you know, John? I'm sure you did actually. That in the Clinton years we bombed Iraq and Afghanistan Well yeah, no we bombed Iraq. Afghanistan...I don't know that But it was all covered up by the Monica Lewinsky scandal And when the four articles Clinton had established a No-Fly Zone over Iraq and he was bombing them

2:26:45 and uh... so this was an astounded i don't have any evidence well it's in this clip he talks about not as good that i'm gonna play but it's in the full club i just took a little bit out of it um... and so this is ron paul being questioned on c-span about to be articles impeachment regarding at bill clinton lying about uh... sticking a cigar at the intern if congress were given opportunity whether we should Would you go along with that as long as it went through the procedures? No, I would strongly oppose it because they're not a threat to our national security. Iraq has a third-rate army They have no ability to wage war Our policies are deliberately destroying the country

2:27:28 they can't feed their children, they're not allowed to have medication. There was a story in today's paper where one of our private charity groups was being fined because they were trying to get medicines into the Iraqi people so for us to unleash bombs on Iraq at this particular time to kill more innocent people for narrow political reasons no there is absolutely no need to cause more bombing because of a very overall flawed foreign policy. How are you going to vote on impeachment? I'll vote for impeachment For all four articles Yes, unenthusiastically because i think the charges are way too mild and not touching the issues that i would like touch I mean that's what we should be addressing but I wish the Congress would address the unconstitutionality of presidents waging war That to me is a lot more serious than Monica Lewinsky let me tell ya It has nothing to do with national security

2:28:25 Matter of fact, our national security is more jeopardized by permitting this to happen because we're liable to start a war. We're liable to have our military men killed! We're liable to have more attacks on us by terrorists." There you go So no matter what you believe about 9-11 I would place some blame squarely at the feet of Bill Clinton Yeah yeah i think he got that right Well that's depressing, that's a good way to celebrate the old 9-11 10th year anniversary. Why are we celebrating a failure by the way? Well I had this conversation with Miss Mickey this morning and she said you know it's very important for... two things she said and i agree of course with

2:29:15 Let me restate that. She said, you know the first anniversary of 9-11 in Europe... Of course she was in Europe at the time The Europeans were like what is it? Get over it already! Because of course Europe has been through multiple wars, you know It's a little hard to read You know millions of names of people every single year who died in in at least two But actually probably more like 200 wars in Europe and Europe was used to it This was the first real full-scale attack on American soil And it's very painful. Of course for you know for

2:29:54 for the families of victims I of course immediately paré by saying well how can we don't read out the thousands of names of military men and women who have died in the name of combating terror and she said well it's because they're military. It was like okay good, um...and then said well it is really important for the 9-11 generation. She didn't say that but I'm filling that in so that we uh you know so we remember and we don't start wars. And I am like hold on a second Just so you know what there's not a well. She meant it well There's not a single You know at no point were they were their German people sitting around eating sauerkraut in the first and second World War period saying hey Hey, you know let's go kill some Jews

2:30:40 No. Governments do this and the way governments do it is they get a bunch of kids who have no prospects, no job and they pay them to go in the army and it only takes six weeks Six weeks is what basic training is boot camp And they deprive you asleep, of food and they turned you into a robot! An then you don't care You just don't care anymore all you do was follow orders and you go out and kill people They turn you into a robot that's what basic training is But there's no one in Germany right now saying, I'm gonna go kill me some French. I wanna go kill me some Polish! There is no one saying that it's governments who do this the elites who run this stuff So Buzzkill Jr wants to remind us that Bin Laden in his first speech after 9-11 blamed Clinton Oh really? And called the collapse of the towers retribution for his bombing There you go

2:31:41 Anyway, so that'll be it for me on 9-11. I'm extremely tired of... of all of us it's pointless you could you know I mean i think is good and I still think the only have to do when you get into a debate about just for the WTC 7 thing in and just say where's that just give me an explanation care about the rest of it how bout this one? It's drone nation time. Don't ya mean donation time? He means Adam's got another story about drones Yes, I do I just wanted to mention this, it was kind of a funny article about how mysterious buyers are snapping up planes left and right mainly turboprops like King Airs and stuff

2:32:31 And the reason is that the military-industrial complex can't make the drones fast enough, according to The New York Times, to fly in the United States, Iraq and Afghanistan. So they're outfitting secondhand airplanes as spy planes. Ooh! That's a good idea Yeah and you know that's great because it's just the King Air who knows? Yeah, King Air flying around and round. How high can they go? A King Air? I think the operating ceiling is between 20 and 25 thousand feet. It's pressurized so you know but i'm not quite...I'm not entirely sure but I think a nice altitude like 18000 feet for a king air that's good But literally because we can't build the drones quick enough

2:33:28 Interesting news on the earthquake machine front. An earthquake struck the Netherlands, Gitmo Nation Lowlands. It's about time. 4.6 magnitude I think this might be some form of a record very shallow 10 kilometers deep so you know what that means someone flipped the switch I don't know there's something it's them someone's making trouble over there and they just go ahead and flip the switch good job on that Yay! Yeah, just thinking if I had anything else that was... because we got to wrap this up. Oh yes, Gibbon Nation falafel Israel So there's a lot of crap going on there yeah in fact there is a front page story New York Times' front page Beyond Cairo Israel Sensing A Wider Siege so they're distracting us from the fact that the public is protesting and the article is about all this you know ill will between Egypt-Israel and the rest of them

2:34:32 So what I picked up on is that the host of a big news show resigned on the air after, so there's this billionaire. They were doing a piece on him and his attorneys said you better not air that and then Channel 10, I guess it is went into negotiations with the billionaires' representatives and they had to do an apology the show for you know like being nasty to this guy who of course is a dick and then the host of the show and I think Several other journalists said screw this we're out. Well, you know the irony in his story mm-hmm The pot they I don't know what the deal is But the apology went to Shelly Adelson The guy who ran Comdex and as the big owner of the Sands Hotel in Vegas And I actually know that guy personally Is he a dick?

2:35:33 He's a billionaire. I think he is probably a dick, yeah! I don't think you can argue the point but it doesn't... But i don't know what the point of what he has to do with Israel Well because they ran... No no, I think they are going try and put casinos in this to balance the budget and I think Adelson is involved Okay that would make sense I have one last clip that i want to play but you have a couple, you haven't played all of your clips is there anything you want to do before we get out? No probably save the clips. What's this look-look Carnie Blather? Okay well this is an interesting clip for people who are big worshipers of Fox. This is Carney Jay Carney shows up on O'Reilly every so often and they get into this discussion they were discussing Obama speech

2:36:19 and jay carney is the spokes all for the white house right who former time magazine editor and he uh... gets into a he makes a faux pas Right in the middle of something he says about halfway through the clip, I'm gonna see if you can catch it. He makes this funny faux pas which cracked me up and O'Reilly who's obviously not paying attention This is classic Fox guys they just talk but they never listen And when you hear it, the faux pas itself really says it all Well, look Bill I think that the American people are tired. The story here isn't about what you know people who aren't elected and sent to Washington said it's not about like somebody's association through Six Degrees and their party and what they say. Look, I know but you should have said look the president doesn't feel that way. What these American people care about are not the side shows

2:37:09 Well, look the president feels as he said tonight that we need to put party ahead of country. We need to listen to the American people and do things that we can agree on in a bipartisan way and I think you probably saw that Speaker Boehner put out a statement after President's speech. I'm happy this guy didn't get it done! Was this somehow related to Rick Perry being six degrees of separation from the Democrats? No. They were just talking about the speech and O'Reilly was giving them crap, there was no content in that if you didn't notice. I noticed! That's why i'm searching, digging But that is why I think O'Reilly was zoned out, I heard it Carney clearly said Obama wants to put party ahead of country Oh crap I didn't hear that let me listen again, that's awesome

2:37:59 Well, look Bill I think that the American people are tired. The story here isn't about what you know people who aren't elected and sent to Washington said it's not about like somebody's association through six degrees uh... in their party and what they say. Look I know but you should have said look the president doesn't feel that way. What the American people care about are not this side shows well looked at the president feels as he said tonight that we need to put party ahead of country we need to listen to the american people Wow, it's because you're so conditioned for the phrase country ahead of party that I didn't catch it. Yeah and neither did O'Reilly but it was... It just stuck out like a sore thumb this was about somebody making some comment this wasn't about the speech this is about some other little one these things the right-wing talk shows pick up on and they make a big deal out of and that's what it was about I can remember exactly the exact

2:38:54 incidents that they're complaining about but but this party ahead of country thing and he did was so clear it wasn't like you know now i would not himself you know it was now he's just before right ahead in your eyes and say anything he didn't say anything that was the end of it well since she brought up your idly clip i had to have one waiting in the wings uh... and this is uh... about what was two things in here there something really amazing becomes at the end of it but this is about apparently during the commercial break and we also all the pictures Rick Perry goes over to Ron Paul and assaults him. Like grabs him by the wrist, and is like shaking his finger in his face... And what astounds me of course is that there's no video this anywhere! Well let me tell you there's a video of this someone has it

2:39:41 It's somewhere in the video truck. This was recorded, it wasn't passed over and of course we don't know... And by the way where is Ron Paul saying hey this douchebag came over and like threatened me so I'm waiting for Ron Paul to come out and say something but O'Reilly took this as a chance uh... diminish uh... what uh... one of the front runners is of that for a republican campaign bill there was one moment last night in the baby did not see it's interesting to tell it there's a real blood fight going on between ron paul the congressman from texas and rick perry the governor of texas at one point during an ad break perry walked away from his podium went over to ron paul

2:40:23 shook hands, grasped Ron Paul's wrist with another and really got in his face. We may never know what was said but Paul has been saying that Rick Perry isn't a true conservative pointing out that Perry was a Democrat and the public didn't see it last night but Rick Perry gave him an earful last night. Yeah I don't know why because I mean with all due respect to the congressman you know he's not really a factor and we had this last night on our program He's entertaining, he has some good ideas. But he has no shot! He is a clown! Go ahead Carl. Can I address the earlier question you raised about why the GOP and the Reagan library hosted this event? I think it had to do with behind-the-scenes fact which is that a key executive Politico is also a key executive at the Reagan Library That was what we were looking for last week

2:41:16 That's why Politico is so important. There you have it, yeah. Ron Pauls... It's not important! He's a gadfly. Gadfly? Gadflies. Just a loser. He has demeaned Ron Paul since his name was first thrown into the pot. O'Reilly has hated Ron Paul from the beginning he doesn't like hearing that type of message. O'Reilly himself is a Democrat Well, the Democrats run Fox. We all know this Yeah and he's a phony in that regard and he doesn't even pay attention to the carny when he drops a bomb like He did yeah And it's it's bullcrap the whole thing Hey we really think people listen to foxing they're getting any kind of a straight scoop or just foolin themselves really

2:41:57 We really appreciate everyone helping out as usual. Thanks to all the wonderful artists who are always doing great work for us on creating album art is very important it always makes Makes for bigger support of the show somehow I can't explain it Dimensionality and to wind it up today Did you know John that the United Kingdom of Gitmo Nation East has started growing their own poppies? But they can't get enough out of Afghanistan or they're thinking they're bailing out, or what? Well the people are questioning this and answers are not coming forth rightly. Field and his group Poppy Relief think Afghan opium should be legalized instead it would benefit Afghan farmers raise much-needed revenue for the government's nation rebuild and stop the opium falling into the hands of the drug cartels field says it should be military strategy too

2:42:49 In Afghanistan we have chosen bombs rather than brains. And anybody who would be thinking about how do we get ordinary people, ordinary farmers who see poppies as a cash crop? How to get them to protect the backs of our troops? We will be thinking about how do we harness this crop, how do we pay them for it and then use that crop to transfer into medicines burned in Afghanistan and kept a secret here in Britain. No one wants to talk about the UK's opium growing program We asked both the farmers and the company they grow for McFarlane Smith if they would give us an interview McFarlane Smith said that he wouldn't allow the farmers to talk to us because it is part of their contract with the Home Office that they keep the poppy growing hush-hush The Home Office also declined to comment

2:43:44 While poppies are increasingly harvested in Britain, the so-called war on drugs is being decisively lost. The UN says opium production in Afghanistan has been on the rise since the US occupation began in 2001 Laura Emmett RT Oxford So this is very confusing to me I mean really losing the war on drugs so let's grow up him I mean and you know there were two Opium wars And this of course all once again comes back to China, and I'm wondering if we're not just in the third opium war. We're just not missing the broader spectrum of all of this. Without a doubt heroin is huge! It's like my daughter tells me everything

2:44:35 And she says at least half the people that she sees here in Los Angeles are doing heroin one way or the other. And not like mainlining it, but they're smoking it and this is a real problem and this is just not Los Angeles, this is Nebraska! So yeah, there's a lot to go around apparently have the Chiners maybe just reversed The whole joke is on us now and then like hey let's get all these guys stoned now it works so well on us Let's get them stoned and then we'll go I think I think this just goes. I don't think so I don't think the Chinese care about that. I don't think that's part of their scheme They're they're just they're out to make money you know through industrialization and gravity

2:45:19 grabbing as many uh... much oil and minerals they can to support a growing uh... country i don't think we really don't see the chinese in on this action okay i think it's just that military in the drug guys and everyone's you know i'm not cool scheme but us now we got a scheme of our own deliver the truth to the public at large with a vow of poverty in the background it's a lovely thing oops let's try that one instead say that again because I liked how it sounded do you remember No, what was it? Deliver the truth to the public at large! Oh deliver the truth to the public at large. There you go So there ya have it everybody And uh so we'll be on somewhere around Thursday Either I will have a mouth filled with Novacane Or John will be on a tin can with a string We'll figure out one way or another as always do seem too Coming to you from the hilltop watch tower crackpot command center

2:46:22 I got my eye out for them drones. I'm gonna blow him out of the sky with my double barrel in the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley and The it's grandpa day today in the US of A and probably at the households that Grandpa lives in I'm John C Dvorak happy Grandparents Day everybody and happy 9-11 let's go celebrate We'll talk to you again on Thursday right here on no agenda In the morning get my nation. Dvorak dot org slash N A