3 chapters across the catalog
Secretary General Promotion, Steve Miller Donation, De-douching
A new "Secretary General" title is introduced for donors contributing $500 or more, allowing them to claim leadership over any entity or region. Steve Miller from Aledo, Texas, contributed $2,500 and requested a "de-douching" for himself and his son. The promotion includes a custom certificate with a large wax seal featuring the show's signet.
Texas High School Football Bullying Complaint
A viral story about a Texas high school football game that ended 91-0 led to a formal bullying complaint against the winning Aledo coaching staff. The hosts clarify that despite media reports of a "lawsuit," it was actually a single parent filing an online complaint on the school district's website. They argue the story was amplified to mock Texans and fuel "right-wing" talk radio outrage.
A national news story about a parent filing a "bullying" complaint after a Texas high school football game ended 91-0 is clarified. The complaint was filed online against the Aledo coaching staff after they defeated Fort Worth's Western Hills. Local analysis suggests the story was amplified by the media to mock Texas culture and provide fodder for talk shows to debate the "out of control" nature of anti-bullying policies.
