Topic: 400 Club

The hosts acknowledge high-level donors for the 400th episode, including those contributing $400 or more to join the "400 Club." Producers from Idaho, Connecticut, Tennessee, and the UK are thanked for their financial support. The segment includes "karma" requests for health issues, job searches, and "de-douching" ceremonies performed with a slide whistle.

Andrew Gardner is officially knighted as a "Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable" for his cumulative donations reaching $1,000. The ceremony includes the traditional "hookers and blow" or "wenches and beer" options. The hosts note that Gardner sealed his donation with a wax imprint of his knight ring.