
1840: Hoity-toity
Lord Peter Mandelson has resigned from the House of Lords following explosive revelations in the Jeffrey Epstein files. The Metropolitan Police launched a criminal investigation into Mandelson for misconduct in public office after leaked emails suggested he shared market-sensitive UK government data with Epstein during the 2008 financial crisis. The fallout extends to the Norwegian Royal Family, where Marius Borg Høiby faces trial for rape as Crown Princess Mette-Marit apologizes for her own ties to the deceased financier. Documents from the unsealed trove identify Steve Bannon as the interviewer in a two-hour Epstein documentary, while Sarah Ferguson faces scrutiny for requesting Buckingham Palace access for the sex offender. In the United States, Tulsi Gabbard oversaw an FBI search of a Georgia elections office as Jeff Bezos initiated massive layoffs at the Washington Post. Meanwhile, Bill Gates appeared on Australia’s 9 News to deny inappropriate behavior despite Melinda Gates’ public demands for accountability. The 2026 Grammy Awards faced backlash for political segments involving Billie Eilish and Nicki Minaj, while music star Bad Bunny faces allegations of being funded by Venezuelan military interests. John C. Dvorak clarifies his appearance in the Epstein files via literary agent John Brockman, noting he was merely CC’d on intellectual gathering invites. The production has fully migrated to a Linux-based environment using custom Python playout systems to maintain independence. The episode concludes with a culinary tip on using Sumac spice for meat and a review of the Peace and Quiet Index ranking Fredericksburg over Oakland.



















