2:19:47 And we start in this portion of the program with something we have deemed our executive and associate executive producers segment. Why? Because just like Hollywood, when you really are financing the whole deal which can pay off in spades in Hollywood here, uh... We just give you part of the payoff and that is a credit right there on the show in the show notes You can use this credit anywhere Hollywood style credits are accepted including IMDB dot com $200 and above you get an associate executive producer credit, and we will read your note. $300 and above you get an executive producer credit, and we will also read your note. And back with a vengeance with 501 dollars and 56 cents which I presume is some fees were added is the No Agenda Shop! Noagendashop.com Which is fantastic
2:20:38 NoahJenInShop.com is we have a deal with them which consists of no deal You can do whatever you want just send they sell nice hats, they sell beautiful hats They sell all kinds of good stuff And No Agenda Shop says, they're in Georgia by the way. ITM John and Adam sorry for being MIA so long but AI and the decimated economy have thrown me overboard! Man overboard!! I had to focus all my time on staying employed thank you for your consistent courage and any positive karma you can throw my way well of course we'll give you some karma and karma is always positive
2:21:22 You've got karma. Okay, so now you have James Moran in Jackson. Oh Jackson California which is a cool place 500 bucks from him Merry Christmas I heard you guys talk about AI advertisements in the past and wanted to share this experience when I talked to Claude Which is supposed to be the kindest gentlest AI at home. Is that true? Yeah, it's what he was saying It's kinder and gentler know when I talked to Claude about LL And I've never used it about llms it always recommends itself as the best well The coders say that Claude is really good at coding is there right now That's what they say. I don't know well They probably would know what they're talking about
2:22:12 He says it's the best, but the other day I was asking about AI data center water usage and Claude threw OpenAI and GPT-4 under the bus talking about how much water they use. AI manipulation is already here! Yes indeed Those guys stink! I also wanted to share that i've created a pirate AI radio station my friends and I build celebrity DJs for this station By far the best DJ has been DJ Trump. Sharing one of the most recent segments for your listening pleasure, I was inspired by Adam's vibe coding and put together an ice cast
2:22:53 and liquid soup audio stream for the station. And he has it here, you'll put a link into the thing I hope? Well what he did was the link goes to DJ Trump and so i downloaded DJ Trump He didn't actually link to the station So we do have Gitmojams.com is our AI slop station that MVP and I are running But have a listen to DJ Trump. Seattle grunge, but you know what? Not electronic. Fake news from the teleprompter folks. Totally fake news This is pure American rock and roll The best rock and roll Some say better than the Rolling Stones Who by the way should pay tariffs They're British not sending their best But Soundgarden they are ours They're American And this song fell on black days Very dark very powerful Nobody does dark and powerful like Americans Believe me
2:24:00 Yeah, there you go. Not bad! Yeah it sounds like it's good. It could be a little better DJ Drozd, say a little bit of Calacanis in that for some reason I am an engineer he...I'm gonna finish this note I'm an engineer working with AI technologies And these things are fantastic for entertainment purposes. I agree with him, James Moran and Jackson, that's gold country California! Joseph Gass is from Wilmington Delaware and he sends 343 we appreciate that will return the favor with an executive producer and since you didn't have a note we'll give you a double up karma Karma. Look at this, this is Matthew Martel in Broomall Pennsylvania. Martel Hardware. 333 Merry Christmas everybody repetition gets the sale at some point you'll visit martelhardware.com and use coupon code
2:25:01 Green eggs and ham for an additional 10% off your order JCB hot pockets karma for everybody You've got karma Insert a make-good since where this is that was our last executive producer the last show we had Parker Whose note got lost apparently? And let me see he had some jingles I just wanted to Wanted to read his note because he sent me a copy of it. I tm Adam It's an honor that some Parker Geist white it's not her to be called your mentee I am truly blessed to call you my friend I want to thank you again for taking me to visit Rogan was truly in a amazing experience before listening to your podcast I was lost and trying to find a sense of direction of what is real and fake in the media and Pado sphere Thanks to you, I am now a Bitcoin maximalists
2:26:02 You made me realize that the entire financial system is rigged and it gave me hope for the future of our family ranch. Everything is fake and gay! Also, your guidance and wisdom have helped me open exploring my faith in God and Jesus And John when my Texas A&M Aggies win a national championship I'll send you a hoodie Oh, that's good news. Yeah well send me the hoodie anyway because you already lost Hot Pockets Mac and Cheese and Jobs Karma Hot pockets! You slaves can get used to mac n' cheese Macaroni and cheddar melted together Mac N' Cheese Mac N' Cheese Mac N' Cheese Jobs Jobs Jobs and jobs Let's vote for jobs!
2:26:51 And, oh go ahead. It was me but you're fine to do it. Let me do this one then you got an empty one next is good as a good balance Yeah I just wanted to say something Texas A&M I did not understand how that team can only score three points and lose to University of Miami in the playoff game but they did How did the horns do? The Austin Longhorns They're not in the playoffs. Oh, so they suck even more? Well they never sucked it just you know they're just no one of the best teams because there's a big rivalry hook them horns versus the Aggies well the Aggies were far superior but Texas did beat the Aggies head to head but here this is Aggie country by default here because Austin bad just Austin bad or more Aggies here what about the Rangers Texas Tech
2:27:50 What's their team, Texas Tech? I don't know. The Techies Woo! John Rucker comes in with a Bitcoin donation, the amount of 0.0033 BTC on behalf of me and Naim Pinto. A deducing for both of us please? You've been de-douche'd So we'll say that's the deducing for John and here is the deducing for Naim Pinto. You've been de-douched By the way, that works out to $287.75 and he winds up by saying more Africa news! Oh there's a... Hey, you know? There you go that's exactly right Yep if you send us value we'll give you more valuable Africa news
2:28:36 I think it's the Red Riders, by the way. Strike? This is just a blanket 287-68 there's nothing... Let me go to the next one. To give this strike donor who sent in $287 and 68 cents of double up karma. Christopher Graves, in Mount Ockham California. I still don't know where that is 242 This is of course our little John's guy. Yes, a short and sweet that last days until Chris You already gave him a promotion today for their eggnog people just order that yes go to Little
2:29:17 John's candies calm use code it. Oh, I got the hiccups now Oh No Use code ITM 10 plus 10 save ten donate ten little Johns Candies 242 different them sir Luca is in Walla Walla Washington sends the classic 234 dot 5 6 he says Merry Christmas Adam and John a jingle and a double karma requests for Christmas or what is the jingle? He wants doesn't specify the jingle Uh, oh! Hot pockets. No actually he specifies it below I didn't even see this he wants a Scott Simon okay a Scott Shimon that is yes we got a Scott Shimon followed by health karma the yak variety and finish with the TPP jobs karma okay well gonna have to put the uh left to put it together there we go Sir Luca of the southeast Suffer in succotash I'm Scott
2:30:20 Simon Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Yeah, there we go. You got it Rebecca Gladstone's up she's an Amherst Massachusetts nuts 233 33 all right hello Adam and John please deduce my husband Josh You've been D douched It is on the Sunday before the Christmas episode that's exactly right I think she put this note aside He hit me in the mouth over a year ago and I'd like to gift him the title of Associate Executive Producer. This is switcheroo! That's beautiful, alright so that is Josh okay? Would you play the shut up slave jingle and I guess
2:31:09 I have an apple in my room. Oh, I guess I'll have an apple in my room. That's the Peggy or whatever. That's me, Gigi. Aunt Gigi. If you have it readily available thank you for everything you're doing Merry Christmas Becca! Yes well I'll have to do that live because aunt Gigi is long gone so... Shut up slave! I'll just have an apple in my room. Next we have, what is this? This is a note. Oh! This is from Suits and Boots. This is from Sir Rob the constitutional lawyer at callthesuits.com He has a whole...is this Chad GBT's got all kinds of artwork on this alright As an official injury lawyer 233 dot 33
2:32:03 Regarding donations slash switcheroo, ITM boys sorry I haven't donated in a while. We started the new law firm Suits and Boots this year and it's consumed all my resources producers can and should check us out at callthesuits.com that's right if you have a hangnail callthesuits.com they'll get your money December brings two special occasions that compel a donation first my 33rd wedding anniversary oh yes indeed was on December 19th. On that day in 1992 I married the love of my life, the beautiful and talented Maggie...I agree she is beautiful and talented at the stunning St Mary's Cathedral in downtown Austin. Second, Maggie will turn and it has a big redacted years old on December 24th yes Christmas Eve
2:32:52 But never fear, we always take care of her. Kindly add it to the birthday list." Done! To mark these occasions I've enclosed a check for $233.33 Please credit this donation to Maggie and please de-douche her You've been dedouched So he says... He says, to mark these occasions... oh god. Deducer I respectfully request the 33 is a magic number jingle for obvious reasons wishing you your families and all my fellow producers of Merry Christmas in the safe peaceful and prosperous 2026 with love and admiration Robert J Cardi Jr aka Sir Rob the constitutional lawyer PS that Darren O'Neill is an asset double his salary done
2:33:40 Douglas Murray in Missoula, Montana 215 25 you guys rock he writes your show is triple tits 71.75 times 3, that's 215 to 75 I guess Wow okay Also you have...I don't know how he gets...okay also you have the best troll room in the universe ah no jingles no karma love Did you tell?
2:34:26 Eli the Coffee Guy, 2-12-21. He always brings the date in with $200. He says it's the last chance to wish everyone in Gitmo a Merry Christmas before The Big Day! Thank you Adam and John for giving us something to look forward to besides presents under the tree And thank you to all of the producers who gave the gift of Gigawatt this holiday You helped make our season bright It's never too late to send someone some coffee. Just visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com and use code ITM20 for 20% off your order, Merry Christmas and stay caffeinated." And Eli, Darren O'Neill said he wants some coffee sent to him. I don't know if you can put him on the free list but you could practically deliver it because he's in Chicago. You walk over there. Yeah, Eli the Coffee Guy! Thank you, Eli. Indy NA meetup in Greenwood Indiana 205
2:35:18 And we have a switcheroo, this is the Indy No Agenda meetup. Raffle winner is Dame Maria... Oh! The organizer? Yes. ...of the Greek kingdoms. Maria's note, Sir Mark and I wish all of our No Agenda family Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays and blessings to all and especially to Adam and John and all your families. Karma to all And to all a good night. With cake! You've got karma So now we have two $200 associate executive producer donations without a note so I will combine their double up karma Thank you Steve Peterson from Kingaroy, Queensland Australia
2:36:01 Let us know how things are going there in Kingaroy. And Ian Sloan from Attadale, Washington of Western Australia... Wait a minute! Two Aussies? In a row?! No notes!? This cannot be coincidence please send us some notes to make up. You've got karma. Very suspicious. Linda Lou Padkin's up she's in Castle Rock Colorado we know that yep 200 bucks jobs Karma need a last-minute gift give the gift of a resume that gets results. Go to imagemakersinc.com for all your executive resume and job search needs, that's ImageMakers Inc with a K! And work with Linda Liu, Duchess of Jobs and writer of winning resumes. Merry Christmas, Linda! Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! And finally on our list we have Paul
2:36:55 Paul Krushulik, then I pronounced that properly because he sent a pronunciation guide. He just said Paul Krushulik $200. He's in Binghamton New York thank you very much and i also want to thank Lady Vox. Lady Vox sent me a beautiful Christmas package with the card and some sockeye salmon from she's in Alaska And some, like a little box with salted fish? Have you ever had one of those? I had the sockeye. She sent me the sockeye salmon Yeah! Have you had it yet? We haven't opened it yet No, I put in the refrigerator actually But did you try the salted fish? I didn't see a salted fish All I got was the sockeye salmon Oh well, you got gypped man The sockeye...the salted fish is good It comes like in a...looks like a pack of...a deck of cards
2:37:43 Oh, I saw. Yeah, did get the deck of cards. I thought it was a deck of cards! So that I'm like what kind of cards are these? Wait wait...that's fishy? Salted fish. Ohhhh....I had the deck of cards put aside There you go Thank you all to these executive and associate executive producers for this pre-Christmas show 1827 is the episode We appreciate what everyone does here to keep The Best Podcast in The Universe rolling You can go to NoahJenTheDonations.com I love what I do. And that is where you can support us any amount, anytime you want to. That is how Value for Value works no subscriptions, no hoops, no jumps, no levels just whatever you feel the show was worth to you according to your own budget just send that back to the show. That's how you keep it rolling. Noah Jenner Donations dot com Congratulations to these producers! Our formula is this We go out we hit people in the mouth.