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00:00 Basically. No pooping! Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak. Yes Thursday March 14th 2013 time for your Give My Nation Media Assassination episode 4-9 or 5 This is no agenda Bringing happiness to the rainbows of your world From the Travis Heights hideout where SoCo meets MoFo in the capital of the drone star state In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley I'm John C. Dvorak It's Crackpot and Buzzkill Alrighty, so that line I used which was yeah bringing happiness to the rainbows of your world Is that what the Pope said? I know. I literally stole that from NPR this morning

00:46 I swear to God. What was it again? Bringing happiness to the rainbows of your world? Yeah, so this morning Miss Mickey and I first we tried the news like CNN it was horrible unlistenable yes total crap and you know like here's our happy news this parachutist didn't die when his chute didn't open that's great news And then, so we turn on NPR which is great here in Texas because it's on KUT FM. And in the Netherlands, Kut FM is just very funny because essentially that would be the equivalent of CUNT FM So it's always funny brought to you by Kut FM Yeah there are a lot of jokes there Yes and they had this promo and I tried to find it cause I really wanted to play for you

01:41 I think guess it's a local KUT promo and it's like some people you know today is crazy busy world some people Take yoga classes. Some people have acupuncture at NPR we bring happiness to the rainbows of your work I'm stealing that That's fantastic What does that even mean? I don't know But I like this great Yeah, that's our national treasure. Oh man yeah our national treasure indeed indeed indeed indeed So we have kind of a dilemma We do yeah I think Okay, so I met one of our One of our Producers he's in town Matt Milligan and his wife Sarah and their daughter and the little girl whose three no apparently is a massive fan of the show

02:36 She's a, uh-huh okay right. So she was singing the mac and cheese song I have a clip of her but i don't have to get it for the next show because it was kind of noisy restaurant unfortunately and she's singing the mac and cheese song as she's babbling about one thing or another and she says where's Adam? It turns out that she is the one who wanted to meet me So, uh... It wasn't the parents? Well no the parents did too but she was a big fan. She's like the real fanboy Oh no A girl as it were Hold on a second John And so I'm thinking about this and I'm thinking jeez you know We tried to discuss why all of a sudden there's a bunch of little kids and listening to the show we had, right on that same day there was a tweet from some woman who said that her five-year old I believe it was her five year old who is another big fan of the show. Five years old. And as grandma left the little girl said adios mofo!

03:36 So what's the dilemma? Where is the problem? We're cussing a lot on this show and I think we have to at least be a little circumspect although we've cut it way back. I'm not seeing a problem, at all! But I wonder what the deal is so we discuss it and it sounds as if all those lively jingles of stuff...the noises... Oh it attracts kids yes like we're like little shiny things that Yeah, we know got of it and they listen to it and and this three-year-old apparently when every time they turn on the radio in The car she says is that John and Adam Wow so I mean It's like this is an interesting phenomenon. It seems to me that we would have this

04:18 We have this brainwashable youth on it. Well, I'm seeing... well first of all that's fantastic but i'm also seeing another potential product here. I'm thinking No Agenda Mobiles Right? Our heads. Yeah, so when you're kids in the crib from birth by the way You know they have that thing that spins around and the kid looks at it And it plays a little tune. It makes sounds or could have just the jingles being played Exactly! Just be like... That'd be awesome and the kid would just be like ehhhhh

05:05 So, this is weird. Now my keyboard won't work You've been having nothing but trouble with that machine since you booted it this morning That's... well I... the thing is yeah, I don't know First it was the mouse now the mouse works and I can do the show pretty... Well no I can't! I mean I can't even consult The Book of Knowledge And now it wont connect? Ugh Did you say something bad about The New Pope? Okay well since you brought it up Would you do me a favor John and would you please open up the red book? Oh, it was your mice bits over at the desk. Hang on one second Yeah, I will all we'll wait for you. This is this is very crazy Why isn't now it's a Bluetooth keyboard if anyone has any genius ideas For some reason it just won't connect now. It's got battery. I think see connect Batteries are low

06:08 It's not indicating that. Well, hold on I got batteries right here so I can do that. Hold on... Yes? You have the red book? Yes, I do Can you tell me what did we predict for the Pope? Well, we predicted it'd be a- well, you made most of the predictions. I think I contributed little more than agreeing Let me take you back in time John We have the clip Of course I have the clip See now normally I'd be able to find my back in time harp because i just type H and it would take me there. Oh you got these things coded by the letter? Yeah but now I can't... Gave away a secret! Now, I can't do it because the whole thing doesn't well so I'm gonna be troubleshooting the Mac while we do the show today but let me take you back in time

06:59 to episode 491 on this very no agenda podcast often known as... The Best Podcast in the Universe! But what's really interesting is who is going to come next and this where I think there is kind of a New World Order agenda at play. And this may sound a little crazy, surprise. Now if you look at what President Obama has brought to the United States which is not just him it's been all process and by the way John the thing that I found most frightening is not only the correctness of the prediction but the reasoning and how I got to this prediction is very scary several presidents Republican and Democrat we

07:41 We are very much moving towards a Marxist slash socialist system where it has to be fair, everyone does their fair share. You know the American dream is you get to retire... Would you say that's a fair assessment of what has happened over the past 40 years John? Just getting by. Right, just getting by but we all share and we pitch in and the richest people have to pay their fair share a little bit more so it is kind of Marxist socialist type system that were moving into much more like the United States of Europe which is very much there already

08:20 But there is a... So it's referred to as the modern welfare state. I love how you and i play off each other, we should consider a show one of these days Well I hope so Right but you would agree that that is Marxist at its core? Maybe not! Maybe disagree Uh well..I would say by current definitions yes I think we need to keep our eye on the Jesuit cardinals Now the Jesuit cardinals, the Jesuits in general from what I understand and this is where we need, what's his name?

08:57 Padre SJ whatever from twit the guy got asked we have a lot of Catholic priests that are Jesuits more or less give us to the background on this and they prove and I suspect that between now and next Thursday will have a couple of notes but go on. Specifically, Jesuits are if you look at South America they come from a Marxist background And I believe the next Pope, and it could even be...I looked up a couple. Here's one that is being talked about. Jorge Mario Bergoglio? Okay John! I'm sorry did i accurately predict the pope? I actually named the guy as the only candidate

09:49 Yeah, well I think it's because the other ones that were up for grabs in South America were not Jesuits and you had this Jesuit thing on the mind. You were tapped into the collective unconscious my friend! Tapped in in yes and I'm in it freaked me out well should have and I but what really is annoying that I think more than that and I considered annoying as they were taking bets in Vegas on this I know we could I shouldn't put like five no one would have guessed this guy I didn't hear his name bandied about Gregory all I'm sorry? He did come in second the last time that... Oh really, oh I didn't know that. So forget about the bets. We have a lot of Pope trivia if you want to get into some of it. No not really. Talking about well the fact he has one lung is kind of interesting. Oh really! Yes so uh... You know he also... He's essentially like the Jerry Brown of Popes

10:46 When he was a cardinal, he wouldn't live in the fancy house that they have. Yeah yeah now he lives in the apartment and he took the bus But he's also, you know we have pictures of him hanging out with the fascists there in Argentina. Well play the French perspective clip I love it the way that French always have a dim view of everything It's funny because you'd expect to be participating in the program but... It's not a French Pope? Don't forget that there used to be two Popes and one used to be in France There was this big schism That's before the Schism Square in the Vatican, where of course Pope Francis was elected. Like all of the Catholic Church in Argentina Cardinal Bergoglio has been called into question over his role during the years of the military junta From 1976 to 1983 Argentina was a military dictatorship

11:38 Between 15 and 30,000 people disappeared. The church has been highly criticized for being complicit with that military junta It was against this background the Cardinal Bergoglio now the Pope made his name Some have questioned his role during this period questions that will no doubt resurface Now that he's a Pope Francis Yeah I'm just so you've seen the picture of him and Jorge Videla No, I didn't know yes. It's like he's walking next to me that Jorge Fidela of course is head of the Argentinian fascist junta who was responsible for tens hundreds of thousands of people disappearing mean being 30,000 oh okay? I'm sorry what since we're counting thirty thousand and it just they're walking together a happy smile and have it a good time Hey kill anybody today

12:30 It's exactly what we could have expected. Well, the funny thing is it's possible that as a fascist... As opposed to a socialist which is your basic theory That was my Jesuit theory yes Yeah but its fascism socialism advertising Thank you What's the difference really? He might be able to go in there and clean house Maybe they'll be some priests disappeared Oh yeah Well, he's so he's going to be the Pope of the poor. I guess is his mantra Yeah, yeah well that makes sense Looks like we're well on our way It'll be everybody's pope I think that Pope of the poor thing and their whole in his naming and everything else was Actually there's a clip here that another one from French France 24 which was down the drain

13:26 No, France? No no that's another topic. Okay what do you have? I don't know like I printed this out and it came out in two-point type and i can barely... You print out your clips? I print out the list of clips so then I can check them off the list as we go through By the way I fixed the keyboard on the fly Well, you've done that a number of times. Yes. So Francis wanted to try that one Okay, we'll give it a shot reforms and so on now he's apparently going to take the name of Francis how important is the choice of name for the Pope hugely important as I said earlier the selection of the name often suggests

14:07 the program, as it were of the Pope and the person I immediately think of course is I'm sure the entire world thinks up when they hear this is Francis of Assisi il povero, The Little Poor Man. That is really I think one of the great inspirations of Bergoglio's own life I think, and of course half-jokingly, but some cardinals will be afraid that he will wander through the Vatican Museum and start selling off the treasures. He's a person who is quite radical in his sense of way the gospel is a message to poor and downtrodden in first place

14:52 That's that. The downtr- you know, I do what most people do and just look at the guy and go, douchebag! It's just easy. You look at him he's like mmmm not trusting him Don't ya get like a weird gut feeling when you just look at the guy? Nah. Uh huh... Yeah I did There was something else weird that um so of course when the uh who was the artist formerly known as The Pope What was his name? Benedict Prince Yes So when Prince Benedict abdicated step down quit lightning struck the Vatican and when Pope Francis was inducted to the Pope Hall of Fame a seagull sat atop the chimney. The seagull is always a symbol of a coming storm in maritime lore

15:50 Yeah, well that's because usually for example around here since I'm kind of close to the water. If i see a lot of seagulls in the neighborhood rather than the normal crows that are all over the place which are by the way don't trust a crow. It is certainly not if you're selling Bitcoin Anyway, so the crows are usually all over the place and sometimes a raven or two. And then all of a sudden there's seagulls if they're around and there's something coming in and the seagulls are moving inland when seagulls have all birds yeah are being land Yeah Something is amiss thing is up Yeah, it could be and there was supposedly according to reports there is that was raining all day And then when they finally when they're doing the smoke turned white They had the rain stopped and it was clear as a bell even though. There was the Pope came out So there's some something going on just but that whole process is just you know What I don't know it's dumb found me in a way where

16:50 You know so CNN will be live at your square where they've got you know the Arab Spring and revolts And we have you know rocket ships launching, and we have live embedded in just all kinds of technological things going on in the world. Then we all sit around a wait for a color smoke Yeah, you'd think they would have some sort of an LED display by now. I mean come on! It wouldn't take that many times. Exactly But talking about embedded and all the rest... What are all these news anchors? Why is Brian Williams actually going there for? What's the point?! These guys wonder why they're not making any money And i don't think it's a bad thing to send your reporters here and there but he's not doing any reporting He's an anchor man

17:37 Well, first of all it removes the necessity to investigate or report on any real news. But I also think they're doing it to entertain us as witnessed this clip Now, of course we all are familiar with the now infamous Brolf clip. I will play it for you just to refresh your memory. Dr Fauci thanks so much as always for joining us! Good to be here Brolf! Why is that clip so funny? So we had a cardinal top the Brolf...I think he went one further

18:20 Okay, I'll ask Wolf. Did you get it father? I got it that's a very good question Wilf That's a very good question Wilf I think that's a close second to Brolf. Wilf. Definitely a close second. That's one idiot I'd like to... okay. Wilf. Wilf. How do you even get there I was watching the coverage and then i'm like wow he actually said Wilf. And the cool thing was so they had you know like the they had like the three chairs on location, so that the cardinal... The guy on location and you know like another guest and when the cardinal says Wilf that guy cracks up but of course you know it's a one camera shot So we're seeing him crack up

19:17 Idiots. Wulf. You'll be talking to Wulf Blitzer and he's gonna be on the IFB so you just three two one and they said we're talking to who? Oh yes, Wilf. Hi Wilf! Wilf? Who is that?! I mean, generally speaking when you're doing one of those remotes and you've got the thing in your ear they tell you at the last second who you're talking to. Exactly And it's like... You know? You can't say what-what His name is Wilf But now the thing is that I heard him! I heard what he said Well that's a good question Wilf The guy actually was like No, you don't have to translate I heard what Wilf said

19:58 Anyway, in the morning to you John C. Dvorak Yeah in the morning to you Adam Currie and all ships and sea boots on the ground feeding the water Subs in the air and all the knights and dames out there Hell yeah And also to our artists thank you very much Nick The Rat back with a vengeance For artwork on episode 4 9 or 4 no agenda art generator dot com is where you can find all of the art Also in the morning to the human resources in our chat room no agenda chat net no genus stream calm which I apologize Expired, I guess two days ago. You know that yeah Not a lot is registered to me But no agenda stream comm was registered to me and you know how you have a couple domains It's a car for especially go daddy it's a constant barrage of expiring soon

20:51 You go look, it's like in 2015. It's like ugh... So you let us know? Yeah so at a certain point I'm like yeah I'll check on that you know i'll save that email or check on it later it may be important you never know anymore because they're always trying to sell you some crap where you know oh upgrade now and I don't like to do automatic renewals cause some stuff you just want to have expire In fact most stuff you wanna have expired after awhile But anyway, so that I renewed it and looks like most people are able to get into it. So hopefully not too much damage was done there the DNS system is

21:29 Fixing itself as we it is. It's shaking it out and we really do want to thank our executive producers and associate executive producers for episode four nine five And of course those credits always listed in the show notes, it is in the following convention 495 dot na show notes calm and List of good people today some familiar Familiar names, familiar faces coming in but let's run down the list and see what they have to say. We've got Greg Filer-Sir Greg in Lauderdale Minnesota nuts who is becoming an instant knight but wait a minute he's already a knight so we gotta figure out what he's gonna do with that He says keeping it short I need to call out this is worth $1000 to him

22:17 I need to call out Matt Durrance as a douchebag. He knows why! Wow... And he wants to send the two of us, a shot of karma and would like to be known as... As what? Sir Greg Filer of the tribes So was he already a knight? Yeah, far as i know Well, I think... well it's... We could ask JC if he's... Yeah. Well if he wants to be known as Sir Greg Filer of the tribes that would kind of indicate that he wasn't a knight but I thought he was. Why don't we knight him? We'll knight him again and take the karma too. Karma! Hey can I just say something before you continue there? Yes

23:04 So, we-we've from time to time we get karma like this from some Sir Greg Filer and uh I can't remember who it was but someone gave Miss Mickey karma. You know what happened to her? She broke her toe? No. Now she hasn't acted or actively participated... So she got a job as an actress? Yes! What, in Austin?! Let me tell you what happened so she got a call Friday which was after the show on Thursday where I think she got some or yeah Thursday week ago where she got some karma and yes she heard what the audition was for and she could do the audition in Austin she's like how can I not audition for that

23:44 And she got booked for the job. She'll be a co-star on Dallas She's gonna play an evil woman yes Yes, of course you've got the Dutch accent. She's totally evil yeah You know you get one of these that her accent is perfect to play any evil Bitch I don't think she's playing a dutch woman John well I don't think so. No, i don't think so So she's gonna get a recurring role? Well they're very secretive about these things of course you know You don't get the actual script because it's an episodic soap Oh yeah they don't want anyone knowing anything Yeah yeah so we have to drive up to Dallas Oh I really care! Yeah so we gotta drive up to Dallas and uh... And we don't even know what the taping date is They shoot it in Dallas?! Yea they actually shoot it in Dallas They shoot this show Dallas In Dallas!?

24:36 I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah well you know there's uh very little if you go to Hollywood you're kind of stupid because there are no jobs there. Most people want a job as an actor? Go to Austin! Vancouver, New Orleans or Austin apparently. Are they shooting in New Orleans now? Louisiana is huge because they have this massive unions. Massive tax break. Oh, they're giving them money. Like 25%, you know? They're just giving the money away so... Yeah well if you want to go get sugars that's the place to go But I'm just like wow this is cool! Huh Well yeah here's what you say John You say oh thats great congratulations Mickey Congratulations Mickey Very good but you can also thank the karma from whoever gave it to me Or talent That was You could say it was talent Yeah well she always had the talents She never got the jobs Right exactly

25:34 Take a lot of photos. Oh yeah, oh hell yeah I'm uh hey but you know what the good news is- Are you gonna be one of those nuisances on the set? Totally! Hold on a second cut honey are you sure you're feeling right for this scene everything okay You feeling it do you want me to read the lines with you again Yeah What are those A holes Hey but the good news is Uh I'm banging an actress once again that's kind of cool Onward That's the, uh... It reminds me of a joke but I'll discuss it for now. Kirk and Genesio in New York 500, she was a member of the 500 Club and double producer In memory of mom whose 69th birthday would be today if it wasn't for heart cancer. Hmm. Terrible! I never even heard of heart cancer Have you? No

26:29 Heart disease, yeah but not heart cancer. No. Benevolent outcome possible? Say that again I stepped on you As she would say may you receive the most benevolent outcome possible happy 500th Is that... Yeah I guess it's good Well that's nice I always think of my mom well on her birthday as does he know and I guess that never passes You always think about her Joan Dottifrey Dame Joan to you in Morgantown West Virginia your old stomping grounds 313 13 ITM, Johan and Anders calling out all the freeloaders and douchebags and losers. Oh she's calling out all the freeloaders as douchebags. Play the jingle then. Pay up people love you guys I really appreciate all of your hard work you dude xxoo Dame Joni Thank You Dame Joni Baron Pelsmuker Hey now! In Belgium in France Yes he owns it all

27:30 313.13 ITM Johan and Aloysius, I'm not getting that one, i'm not pronouncing it right i'm sure as of today 3 13 13 us style that was a good time for any to support your value for value only problem you're invaluable as opposed to bitcoin Please keep on making the best podcast in universe for another 10 years or my commute will become terrible again soon enough. Give yourselves again some karma. Thank you very much Baron Von Pelsmacher's. You've got karma

28:08 Yeah, Joseph Monty. Joseph Monty of Pittsfield Massachusetts 313 13 greetings Adam and John greetings Let's save the hammer for the man keep up the great work And these are the three thirteen thirteen special donations for episode 500 which falls on 31 313 3 1 3 1 3 so it was cool that people were also doing this donation on the 13th US style The European style it's all whatever It's all good, but these are special double producer credits. Yeah they get credited again on the 500 show. Which would be a nice list. Layla Hansel and Satellite B... what does this thing say? Satellite Beach! Satellite Beach Florida coming to you from Satellite Beach Florida Hey it's the Brolf & Wilf Show from Satellite Beach Florida ITM read this or not Con-me-nit

29:05 Which means I don't care. Woke up and got on the computer it was 833 on 313 13, I thought screw! Right universe karma, so here. We are Adam sorry about last Thursday show however You know you have to keep going doing the best podcast in the universe for karma Best wishes to us both and a round of Karma for her family his family her family it's our families Alayla Karma does work kids are all homeschooled now right on LG why and Her nickname is Lulu on the beach I guess so send pictures oh

29:54 You've got karma Did I forward you the other producer who sent a picture of her? Yeah, did you did I forward you the picture that producers send it a shot of his wife no Let me just say is that what you said if she saw the picture exactly but you know and the cool thing is its post oh You know, it's for us. It's like this is not just like he snapped a shot and sent it to Adam. This isn't the high school reunion. No no! This is like yeah I'm doing this for Adam and John. Brandon Savoie in Port Orchard Washington

30:32 313 13 hi John and Abby don't have to read this on the show. I like to hear everyone saying that now it's great agree with your analysis from 4th 93 about show length and he agrees with everything we do He needs some karma job karma for his girlfriend yeah watch out be careful because this stuff apparently works you've got Yeah, you get like a job. This is currently the job Karma will get you a job in Dallas Yeah, by the way your choice of words will it be shot in Dallas apparently is in poor taste. Very funny. You reading the chat room? I am, I got to admit! That's the best material they can come up with. Jonas Astrum is Sir Astrum in some place or other...I don't know it's a bunch of symbols on my screen apparently in Sweden In the morning John Galt and Atlas hand out a douche bag to every boner out there. Oh well here you go. This is a donation from the damned Soviet Social Republic of Sweden

31:34 You can afford if I can afford to donate donate so can you he needs an LG why now? We're happy to give him an LG. Why hold on second and pop it Sir CQ oh no GQ what says seek you on the thing, but it does say GQ Please use my title sir GQ don't mention my real name or location. I'm on the run He needs some karma for sexy Mr. Curry! Hey, hey now... You've got karma. Yeah you know I'm- well now i know for sure Sir GQ Now ya know for sure? Yeah, I met him he was in Austin Did he wink? In a way Good Jezza jumped in Melbourne Australia Please credit me as Jezzajumped from Melbourne

32:26 Don't use my real name. I know i need a deducing but, I don't want to deducing however I find John's occasional use of profanity very persuasive in a creepy NLP you will obey manner Wow! Therefore can I get a short sharp pay up prick from John? The liberal use of this phrase when donations run low should...I hope to be necessary mind trick to open up the slave wallets and remind people the value for value model No karma or slide whistle up the arse. Necessary, thanks." Well I think it's very clear what he wants you to say! Yeah pay up prick! Oh no... Wow 269 bucks That's kind of crazy Associate Executive Producer Yes and also Mark Stickney in Corona California And he just says uh He just needs some karma and loves this show You've got Karma

33:24 So those are our notes from their executive and associate executive producers for show 495 right or 496? 495, 495. No JC is wrong! He's been off by one every... yeah since last week he turned... Yeah he probably looked at the old spreadsheet and said this was I add one you know... He's phoning it in! It's phoning it in. He is phoning it in. I have a couple things first of all now we're not talking about... Before you go on, I want to mention that you can go to Dvorak.org slash NA to keep help produce this show and channel Dvorak dot com slash na if you can't find Dvorak org and also what you know actually put a link as opposed on the blog that links to the donation page Oh now there's a concept

34:11 Yeah, you know here hold on let it do your do your NLP and I'll do mine. They have prick So I don't think Eric the shills thing is ready to talk about yet no he wants to wait like a database problem Okay, I do want to mention after today's live show on the stream There's the Noah gender producers update they've got a you can win a DBX Compressor limiter and you can find the details at itm that I am slash DBX And helps win what you can what a compressor? Yeah, they're giving away a dbx compressor limiter who is the I think it's a Surgeon but you know they have the producer update. You know as we did oil and everybody stuff yeah

35:06 What's a DBX model look like? I have one. Actually, honey you're soaking in it right now! We use the DBX. The 266 XL that's what the... That's part of the chain that we're running through and i also would like to thank It's only 89 bucks What kind of asshole are you really? Just want for 229 Maybe its the 229 model This is what gets me about by the way I think there's a scam on the internet Okay, really? Can I just finish this up and you can get into the scam. I gotta finish one more PR mention here okay? Alright. I wanna hear the scam. I'd like to thank Hans Petter Fjeld from Gitmo Nation Brown Cheese who sent me an actual block of Gitmo Nation brown cheese John have you ever had this product? I think so yeah And when you unwrap it...I tweeted a picture It looks like a cross between A big hunk of clay

36:09 and a big hunk of caramel. Yeah, I've had that cheese. And apparently it's very flammable. I don't know that! But yeah you do because on your blog there is a posting about how someone had a whole bunch of this cheese in their house and the house burned down because its so fat the cheese just burns like crazy So you put a wick in it? Yeah, you can use as candle. Boy that would stink up the place However John this is outstanding product It's really, really good. There must be so much sugar and stuff in there it tastes really good. Yeah I know I've had that cheese. It's good right? Yeah no it's a very delicious product. But Mickey couldn't handle it! It kind of sticks to your... you can't really eat too much. A little bit. You get sick as a dog. But I can see where a whole nation because I know the Dutch have some crazy crap they eat too. I can see where a whole nation just grows up on this like Nutella. It's the Nutella of cheese essentially Well its like Marmite or like Vegemite Thank you exactly

37:05 You have to be raised. Because Mickey, I'm like oh this is really good and she just looks at it and she's already sick to her stomach. It's like I can't... Another one that's like there's another talking about these kinds of foods the Danish they have a they eat matches this kind of oily matches? Matches? It's like M-A-T-J-E-S something And they eat a lot of herring. Right, oh yeah, all of it, absolutely! But the one they like the most is not the ones... I like pickled herring American style from Nova Scotia or you know these good herring with this pickled. It's kind of sour but there's this oily stuff

37:49 that they eat in Denmark. I'm just advising Americans who go to Denmark, do not order this! This is not an outstanding product? It stinks to high heaven and it's really greasy... And it leaves a really sour... Not as sour but just a foul taste in your mouth. It's not good. There you go ladies and gentlemen another handy food tip from the best podcast in the universe and we would like you to do one thing is go out and please propagate our formula. Our formula is this We go out, we hit people in the mouth. Order! Don't order it! Shut up! Shut up! And by the way, we will get uh... or I will in this case Get some nasty notes from a Dane or two that will tell me that Well of course you don't know what your talking about You've insulted the Danish culture Of course Okay so the DBX 268 XL Did you hear that? That we have a new kid What is it

39:00 fat fact facts facts I like it all right get out let's get to some real news here but i'll listen to your dbx scam story whatever no I'm just saying here's the here it is for $89.99 here it is for 229.95 this makes no sense why would you buy that one and here it is for 149 here it is for 79 So, do you ever like look something up and say let's say it is a $95 product. And you do frugal or something so you get a whole bunch of prices? There is always one company selling – it's like 95-79 used, 129, 149, 99, 99, 99 and then there is one company usually always 1 or maybe sometimes 2 but generally 1

39:49 $2,500. I have not seen this. This has not occurred to me. Now we'll have to document it but i think this is some sort of either a money laundering deal or something they sell only to some insider because someone buys it. They buy the 2,500 dollars and say oh we're budgeting for this device. It's 2500 and then they get kicked back. As a money laundering scheme makes sense like Like the movie with Hugh Grant where he, his mob is buying his crappy art. Remember that? Exactly! Yeah well hey this is... we should consider using this ourselves my friend. You know you don't want to just jump into money laundering No, you want ease into it. You better do it right. You don't talk about too much and.. No you don't want to talk about too much and you'd better talk to a lawyer

40:41 Right off the bat. Yes, before you get into it. Yeah, you want somebody gave me a rundown once on how Florida gangsters which many of them are retired from then the north set up money laundering schemes with very expensive cars in Florida and these dealers. Yeah the gray market cars or no, no these were all legitimate cars but they were they would do something where they would buy that guy and I unfortunately didn't write it down like when I heard it I said oh my god that is the most genius thing I've ever heard in my life and then I forgot about how and then you sold it back to them used or something, and then they refurbished it. And somebody else bought as a new car It was some weird convoluted buying-and-selling of exotic cars scam that's if anybody knows how that works please send me an email so No real clip dimension but I did figure it out. I think distraction of the week on the woods gender over

41:48 Now what would you say, John was the big distraction of the week that we talked about actually it was kind of last week and we were trying to figure out what was the point. almost 13-hour filibuster by Senator Rand Paul, of course heralded as the leader of the Liberty Movement. And I was very skeptical about this grandstanding particularly because he you know or very early on he had received his answer to the question which is irrelevant because it's like really if this is what your picking? Is the drone thing where were you three years ago A

42:26 be this is just so much so wrong in my for my feeling yeah on cue ah while that was taking place, so that's the Senate. The House of Representatives approved and voted by 267 to 151 a 982 billion dollar continuing resolution to fund the federal government through the rest of fiscal 2013. Right! Funny how we didn't hear anything about that I heard about it, if you watch C-SPAN they talked about it quite a bit Exactly but was that on c-span? Yeah...I mean yes sorry Was it on CNN? Sorry confused my glasses fogged up I'm just hitting anything I can

43:21 So but the slaves don't know about it and that of course is really what you know And by the way, a lot of it is for the funding of the Affordable Care Act ACA also known as Obamacare which the president himself now calls Obama care. So he Which what an egomaniac? But so on one hand we've got The guy who then he was in an anti-affordable care act senator He's against it, but here it is. It was, oh let's just fund it and everything happened at the same time. Oh that vote passes? Okay hey Rand a few more hours man just make it look good I'm not buying his sincerity. I question it highly he may have the Paul May You're telling me that the potential for a politician being insincere is high? Sorry Well I want people to consider and we become very unpopular often

44:21 Me more than you, I would say. Maybe it's just respect for the elderly? That could be. It is very possible! We'll say things from time to time that get people really angry and filled with hate and spew off nasty messages create entire YouTube campaigns about how stupid we are, and we don't know what they're talking about. But part of I think the beauty of no agenda is that we have no agenda! Look, I love Ron Paul also questioned things that he did and you know i've always had my thoughts about Rand Paul but here we are sometimes we get stuff right. The Pope thing... You remember how many emails I got about,

45:10 the Jesuits and not only do I get that right, i get the guy right. I collect some of these things Well, I might collect... you know when there's a website or something. Unfortunately, I'm so disorganized if i was well organized I'd be rich but because every so often even though we don't do it much I just want to throw it back in their face oh yeah right let me just quote what you said two years ago and pull it out unfortunately I can't find it that's the thing I can't do it. So, I must seem like a very gentle person because I really know that much. We have a new drone target I want everyone to take a look at and it's interesting to me how so many stories

46:00 are essentially launched via the UK press. And I think really The Daily Mail, which i know from personal experience... They're full of crap! The Daily Mail is very sketchy it seems like a direct arm of... We own Truck Month because we work. You go to The Daily Mail you get a pop-up video ad So they've got this, US Army veteran joins Al-Qaeda linked group after months of fighting with rebel forces in Syria. Have you seen this? No! Oh yeah... You've got to take a look at it. Just Google for his name is Eric Haroun 30 of Phoenix and the article says has joined an al Qaeda link group Jabhat al Nusra

46:52 And it's all these Facebook pictures. So this guy has joined Al-Qaeda and literally, it says copyright Facebook which is interesting to me because Facebook never claims copyright over your stuff but in this case Facebook is claiming copyright or is given the copyright credit in every single picture and the guy is posing with rock grenade launchers AKs... How you stole his last name? I'm getting nothing! Uh, Harun. H-A-R-R-O-U-N Oh He's from Phoenix Eric Harun And you see him like... totally like he's almost doing the duck face when he is posing for these pictures This is an actor ladies and gentlemen this is bull crap

47:37 And I guarantee you this guy is going to get blown up by a drone so we can say, well this is clearly the kind of guy that we have to deal with. We couldn't capture him and had no idea where he was uploading all these pictures, all these selfie pictures to Facebook. Facebook knows who he is! You have to have your real name and it's just tons and tons of pictures of him. This is a crock, right? There was this is hilarious you know what I mean? It's like this picture of him here with the Palestine flag yeah he's got that head dress that... He has got the cigarette hang out his mouth. Whitehead then a cigarette that one yeah

48:15 And he's holding his arm, and he's shooting a picture of himself. Wait wait read the caption Harun revels in his hero status and brags on Facebook and in YouTube videos Of his bloody exploits in the Middle East This is this is an actor ladies and gentlemen. This is bull crap And they have a video, I think I have audio of the- The video is kinda like yeah we smoked him he's just showing a helicopter in like a... Probably in Phoenix. Oh. No no no, I guess his audio was no good

48:56 Let's just but there's just a video of it. So we'll hear more about this Oh, yeah, so I get some good. I just wanted to call them out as the generals are there? Example, I think you're right. Give me a drone. We got a drone Yeah, because this is you know our lucky the stories old You know these got the its little that's gotten 16 year old that they killed hanging off with him That's kind of nasty But the only thing I couldn't find in The article which of course is kinda typical because it's um Because it's a UK article is the term aid and comfort, but I'm just waiting for that It's it's bound to show up Bound to show up. So yeah, okay you spotted that give you do what? I should put them in the red book That's another one that's It's a foregone conclusion. Yeah, I mean, this is just obvious what they're doing here. It's obvious Yep another bill popped up if you're interested sure

49:59 This is Bill 748. Let me just double check who introduced this, I think it was Rangel Well it relates directly to this quote by our president. We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong. Just as well funded." And here you go HR 748 to require all persons in the United States and we've been tracking this exact language with the Peace Ministry of Peace what was it? Department of Peace Building so on heels of that legislation here proposed legislation to require all persons in the United States between ages 18 and 25

50:55 That's seven years to perform national service either as a member of the uniformed services or as civilian service in a federal, state, or local government program with a community-based agency or community based entity and to authorize the induction of persons in the uniformed services during wartime to meet end strength requirements of the uniformed services to provide for the registration of women under the Military Selective Service Act and for other purposes. Hey girls, guess what? Get your armband. Obligation for service is the obligation of every citizen of the United States and every other person residing in the United States whether you're a citizen or not who is between the ages of 18 and 25 to perform a period of national service as prescribed in this title unless exempted under the provisions of this title so this is it! Universal Service in the Civilian Corps to build peace? Yes, to build peace

51:57 But I guess you only have a two year period of, it says only two years then. So they're just going to be for two years but I guess you can choose between 18 and 25. No it's gonna go like this. You get the, your in for 2 years doing this scrubbing floors whatever they are gonna have you do. Yeah. Peeling potatoes probably not even that. Carrying books? Can I do just like can I train? Can I just go in there? I can do military service. Can't I yeah you probably do some and then they're gonna be off You have more money if you stay so you have to re-up for four years, and you'll be going into economy that's in the tank So you won't be able get a job. Yeah, hey, I got an idea Let's hop into the service little payment. They'll pay me minimum wage won't they I don't know what they pay

52:40 But you get free, you know in the olden days used to get free room and board but a lot of that's gone by the wayside too. It's hard to say what they're up to Well, no good. Slavery is what they're up to. Slavery? What do you think they're up to John? Well slavery! You can either be a slave in jail or out of jail it's your choice whichever one you want. Yeah if you get more freedom out of jail but not that much Not much, not much But at least you don't have to go out at night So I just ask, I just want to make sure that when you look at the rainbow of your life if you are getting this type of information. If anyone is tracking this for you? If anyone is looking at this kind of stuff because we are!

53:25 Exactly now I want to go talk about a little side topic here. I wrote a column yesterday Oh about this fake viral video that's going around which I have not seen said it's Jeff Gordon Who was Jeff Gordon? Jeff Gordon is the famous NASCAR driver and he put up beard on and then went to supposedly they had hidden cameras He what so went to a dealership for a Chevy dealership by coincidence as sponsors for the way this work, okay? I'm seeing in here yet and then he said want to take a test drive, he says the only drives in minivan. He got in this car and then he goes crazy on this track that somehow has been which is essentially of the lot somewhere it's been soaking wet for some unknown reason and I dissected it saying this is a scam and this old viral video was nonsense but my point of the column was that

54:14 USA Today thought it was real and they made a big deal out of it. In fact, play the France 24 down the drain here's another good example of how this played out. Also we've got some support for you which football team does the new Pope support? Dan Levy has the hot news on the Buenos Aires club Pope Francis is most likely to follow if we believe what we see in this photo And in web news, what happens when a NASCAR driver takes the car for test drive with an unsuspecting salesman? Yep! You get an internet hit. So none of the major media's questioned this as bogus now that which I was at the point of the call but then it came out apparently the Federal Trade Commission brought out this and everyone has to go make a copy of this is an 85 page document called dot-com disclosures

55:06 And people are just starting to analyze, this is perfect for you. You would love this. Oh yeah, FTC has a lot of rules that you're supposed to follow! Well dot-com disclosures clearly says that a celebrity cannot mislead And that's just the crap they're trying to sell you. Forget about the stuff that they're lying about when it comes to, I don't know, Haiti donations, yeah, international criminal court... Oh hey George Clooney how ya doing? So especially on Twitter or blogs, this is with this particular document which is called dot-com disclosures. It's available as a PDF I printed a copy out it's very interesting actually and they have lot of examples of what you can and cannot do well this is clearly this fake viral video is clearly a violation of this! I'm very curious to see what they're going to do about

56:06 all these phony videos that are coming out as the staged viral videos that are purported to be you know, they're purported to be real. I mean that's what makes them so interesting to the public at large oh look what he did it was a great practical joke even though the guy in the car is clearly an actor. An actor, the camera is all set up its all predetermined yeah some agency will get an award for it Right. As one does, yeah great! I'm just saying right off the top here... It's illegal? Illegal violation of it as is outlined in dot-com disclosures everyone should get a copy this and start hounding the FTC when these things show up. No no forget that and start hounding Pepsi Yeah oh yeah Pepsi they should be ashamed of themselves This is a clear cut violation of the FTC

56:59 John, why do I not think that anyone gives a flying crap about it? I'm going to have to go back and work for the government. I'll go work for the FTC and start busting these guys. But they've got, the celebrities are out in full force! Did you see the most recent viral video? The most recent cyber campaign? This cyber war campaign that everyone's jumped on board for did you see this one no at this hour the FBI and the Secret Service they are launching massive investigations alleged personal information like social security numbers phone numbers credit card reports All from people posted on the internet. That is what is now being investigated The high profile victims include the first lady of the United States, Michelle Obama The vice president Joe Biden among many others I hope Brian Todd has been digging into this story He's walking into the situation room

57:49 Wait, this is great. The guy is walking on the set and Wolf says he's walking into the situation room This is fantastic! The guy is little... He's walking onto a set but no no no no digging into this story's walking to the situation room right now I'm in the situation room and what does the question of course pretty shocking story shocking you think about what's going on Brian? What are you learning? I love it when you say that. A law enforcement official says investigators are taking this seriously enough that they are going after the records of internet service providers. We cannot confirm all the financial data for these celebrities being posted on this website is accurate, but two credit agencies say their information was accessed without authorization. All right roll the tape! Kim Kardashian's auto loan... Kim Kardashian has an auto loan? Are you kidding me?!

58:44 She has an auto loan? Ashton Kutcher has a mortgage? Really?! Beyonce's address and phone number. Beyonce has a phone!? A website with a ghoulish looking girl on the main page is listing information it claims as the financial data of those celebrities and more Alright, so everyone had to get it Now of course what this was about was there was a huge senatorial hearing which was beautiful if you watch it on C-SPAN Oh I'm sorry No that's what we do so you don't have too They had the... Also we have a general now who's in charge of Cyber Command. Who, I mean this he's got more medals than all these other yahoos! What do these medals mean? Please like stop cyber attack in midway. No no I looked up that yeah know you're talking about. You looked at okay well let me just get into this was so coordinated the FTC should be suing the president

59:41 And so here's Diane Sawyer, ABC of course is always in on these things early. By coincidence George Stephanopoulos a White House Democratic operative has an interview with the president and wow Mr President we have these reports I can't believe it is personal information the first lady has been stolen! Now he's now the president smart he's gonna go along way but he was not going to really confirm anything George Stephanopoulos sat down with President Obama today for an exclusive interview. The president opening up about a story in the news that has touched him and his family. I'm ready for like someone who's died, shot you know like helicoptered down... Do you have like a thing for Diane Sawyer? Come on! I do because she is tall and blonde She is sexy and drunk easy prey The first lady along with other familiar names appear to be the victims of a hack

1:00:37 attack. ABC senior hack attack! Hi I'm Brolf and this is Wilf we're from the band Hack Attack how you doing everybody? This has been tracking this story all day and first brings us the latest This sinister looking website is hosting what hackers claim is the social security number and credit report of the first lady it always Surprises me that they never are able to track Someone whose website you know has a domain registered Has a login from an IP address somewhere You know like Twitter accounts that are used by anonymous never ever and these things just websites still up. You know hey, you know

1:01:19 believe that you had a mp3 of uh... of jay-z or beyonce on your site here are arrested if you're down there with the other side of the issue in cop cfb i and secret service are investigating and today in an exclusive interview with a bc store stephanopoulos president obama would not say it the information is authentic but confirmed authorities are trying to find out what happened we should not be surprised that if you've got hackers dig in and devote a lot of resources. Dig in? What is this, are they mining for bitcoins?

1:01:56 that they can access people's private information. It is a big problem. Right into the White House? And again, I'm not confirming that that's what happened You've got websites out there right now that sell people's credit cards Yeah! No you know what you have? You have websites out there by companies that sell your personal information and ruin your life They're called Equifax and other companies that had your FICA score which you Mr President are promoting to enslave us all to these real companies that have been stolen. The rich, powerful and famous. I love that. Beyonce! Beyonce!

1:02:42 Listen to the mind control that's going on here. Kim Kardashian, FBI director and LA police chief They're all celebrities! Tonight Equifax a credit reporting agency confirmed that unauthorized and fraudulent access occurred involving four high-profile people but they declined to identify them Law enforcement officials are trying to determine how much of the information on the website is authentic And how it might have been obtained Okay so let's just go back to the situation room, the situation set and let's bring in our Pentagon correspondent Barbara Starr. Now Barbara Starr...

1:03:18 This woman must be so tired of what she does. She's like, oh really? I've got to do that...I've got to make up this crap! I can't make up anymore. Are you gonna do seven minutes on this?! Oh okay.... From the nation's power grid to online banking We're all gonna die The US economy is utterly reliant on the internet Utterly reliant! This story if you really listen to what's going on, it's all about the government getting in bed with corporations, corporatism and fascism. There's many words for it making them share their information with you under now executive order they cannot be penalized for doing so they only have to be convinced and this of course is one of the ways that you're going to be okay with it when you hear that I mean my god if we... It's so embarrassing Kim Kardashian has a car loan

1:04:12 My goodness, I hate for anyone to know what I'm doing. The Pentagon is now watching the cyber threat to the economy every minute We've seen the attacks on Wall Street This is from the hearing over the last six months grow significantly over 140 of those attacks over the last six months. Yeah, that's really hurt the Dow hasn't it John? How is it how has this been horrible for Wall Street nothing but up we've broken a new high 14 thousand in the face of growing cyberattacks many from China President Obama recently signed an executive order to improve cybersecurity We cannot look back years from now

1:04:50 and wonder why we did nothing in the face of real threats to our security and our economy. Total inference to a 9-11 Pearl Harbor event A recent investigation even pinpointed this building in China that houses part of a shadowy Chinese military unit responsible for thousands of hacks into American business and government agencies We'd like to point out that company was paid to do that China's massive campaign to steal technology business practices, intellectual property and business strategies through cyberspace continues and it continues relentlessly. Those bastards better not try to steal our show! I'm not gonna have it...I'm not gonna have it! Well that's a open source so they can take the show for free as long as they leave in the ads which we have no ads just the pitch Let me just finish up with the final bit You don't need to finish because I got some clips I want back this is 30 seconds of fear I just wanted give you the fear thing

1:05:48 Go. Now a recent DoD report noted that even the Pentagon's own cyber systems are so vulnerable to an attack, that during a drill and exercise those playing the role of opponents were very easily able to overwhelm. Okay, Brove bring it home! Pentagon Cyber Defenses It's a real serious problem out there and I know they're working overtime to deal with it. It is only going to presumably get worse down the road as well, Barbara. It is only going to get worse down the road because that's in the script. Barbara thank you very much let me move on to something even worse! Thank You. And aside from sounding the alarm on cyber security the director of national intelligence is now warning about nuclear threats from North Korea.

1:06:30 Just buy some shit you don't need North Korea. So there is another a bunch of interesting memes at this particular hearing that you're talking about And they're trying to sneak some of the stuff in play it Let's start with listening to good, first of all There's this immunity debate and this is these are the two guys The two guys were up in front of Congress, the Levin Committee were two generals who were part of Stratcom and Cybercom. And one was this new guy, this expert on cyberterrorism... Who knows nothing!

1:07:07 And by the way, there's a million badges this guy has got on. What does he have? If you look at it, distinguished service... Not tying! It is essentially stuff you would get in school for good attendance. Good attendance?! I swear to God if you start re-figuring out what they really mean, it essentially said good attendance So he only showed up for the meeting. He showed up a lot. I've got a couple of things that are kind of interesting and I'll probably cut them off, but play immunity one this is like a big deal they're talking about Senator I'll give you my answer here and i'd ask to just take that for the record to get you really accurate and detailed answer on it because I do think this is important to lay this out

1:07:55 The issues as I see it for liability protection are in two parts. When the internet service providers and companies are acting as an agent of the government, make a mistake, subject to law suits, they get sued so many times by different actors that they spend money time and effort responding to those lawsuits when we've asked them do something to defend the nation So there's that one set and the other is let's say theoretically that we send a signature That says stop this piece of traffic because it is that wiper virus that hit our

1:08:32 Saudi Aramco, but we the government mischaracterize it and when they stop it that stops some traffic that they didn't intend to nor did we. We make a mistake Mistakes are going to happen because when you have real-time concerns emergency concerns Some traffic may be impacted That traffic that is impacted, the internet service providers would quickly fix by altering that signature to get it right. But some traffic has been delayed or disrupted by their actions because we've asked them... Okay now skip the immunity too Oh, skip two. I thought you said skipping. Yes, skip two. Okay here we go. I'm not talking about giving them broad general immunity and i don't think anyone is it is when they're dealing with the government in good faith in these areas we should protect them for what were asking them to do after all their wearing this shirt! And that's in the venue. I'll get a more specific answer from Carl. So so there in bed with ISPs and trying to figure out how to do the immunity so its not too offensive? What I understand that the ISPs

1:09:36 are saying, hey wait a minute we shouldn't be the only guys it should be Google as well because it's really the applications that are being used so Google should be pulled into this. Yeah I know you're getting everybody yeah yeah just as an aside I'm listening to this and I heard there's more than a few times didn't we play a Rand Paul clip where somebody or somebody was talking about the Senate? You can have devices in the senate There's no computers. You can have computers I think in the House but the Senate, no you can't have any devices Yeah, vaguely. Vaguely I remember something about that Oh okay well I do remember it because when I heard this if you play Do Electronic Devices in the US Senate tell me that you don't hear an electric some guy's message Blackberry What it really impacts is as you look at commands like transcom and others And our ability to communicate would be significantly reduced And it would complicate our governance If you will In our ability for the government to act

1:10:41 on a more scale. I think what General Kaler has would be intact." What was i supposed to hear? You heard a click-click, it was an instant message and then there was a follow up... And then actually another clip where he started getting that reminder beep. He didn't hear it in there? It's like.. I heard a click-click! I wasn't sure what it was. Yeah because as soon as you heard the click-click he looked down on his phone. Ah okay so that's just tip off. Which is you can surf the web on a phone. They should take these phones out of the Senate Anyway, so this hearing went on and on with all kinds of different kind of crazy things. At one point there's this one guy who just seems like the dumbest guy in the world he is from Florida his name is Bill Nelson and he's a soft spoken kinda slow talking southern

1:11:26 Southern senator and he I believe he didn't get the memo or He wasn't in the meetings. And so there was this so he started bringing up something that was off script Oh, and every time I see this sort of thing I go oh brother Yeah you always reminds me of the the ex-prime minister of England that said that those crazy Meetings that they have where they yelling at each other are all scripted And we had the clip of that, it was very interesting. So here is an example of a guy going off script with a question of these two guys and then interrupted being kind of told he's going off script even though he has given the go ahead if you want to ask any more questions he completely backs off It's one of...it's a great little drama your gonna hear right here on this clip which is the... The weird one I got it The weird one yes Answer

1:12:21 That reminds me, you know in the disintegration of the Soviet Union it was the United States that took the initiative through Nunn-Lugar to go in and try to secure those nuclear weapons. And that turned out to be a very successful program and in this new world of cyber threats We of course have to be responsible for ours, but we have to worry about those others on the planet that have a nuclear strike capability of protecting theirs against some outside player coming in and suddenly taking over their command and control.

1:13:12 General Alexander, do you have any comment on that? I wonder if you would yield before his answer. And it's a very important question and for starters, and I shouldn't interrupt the answer... I didn't mean to interrupt! Senator Nelson we should ask the intelligence community writ large as to what we know about that. Okay, if you want to say that... No no and we will do that it's a great idea its an important point we will take that on We will ask, but let me not interrupt further the answer. I know General Alexander is going to be constrained as what he can say in this setting so let me just defer that then for a classified setting. Well not just classified but also broader intelligence community assessment as well if we could do that Senator Walsh? Well General Alexander knows everything about everything

1:14:13 is one of the guys names major nelson uh... isn't it's two guys are uh... that you had to work with us and i don't know what there was a pretty as keith alexander's at the cybercom again yet again robert key teller who's the u s strategic command distract com and uh... so-so nelson nelson is that is the senator okay process senator nelson says now since jack in a way about this idea that Because in other words there's a scripted thing in play. Yeah, which is gonna involve some sort of bullcrap virus that takes over command and control Of the Russians like the Russians of all people are not going to let that happen They're probably better at hacking it than we are yeah But that's okay can happen so he is he's asking this question It's obviously parter of a bigger as part of a bigger script that Nelson knows nothing about because he's a rube

1:15:07 But he, and he's never expected to come up with a good question. He asks the dumbest stuff so he asked his like dynamite question and then oh my god he stepped right in our plan! Oh stop stop stop So where is he from Nelson? Florida Florida right So they stopped him in his tracks and you could see the look of realization on his face that oh, uh-oh maybe And then so he says I I defer my question. No, no, you can ask your question. No, no, no, no No, no, I'm not gonna ask the question and so it was just like to me It was hilarious that there's something afoot this is Bill Nelson Is that who it is? Yeah, bill Nelson. Let me see what he What does he do? Does he have so how did he get on this panel? Oh

1:15:50 He's just in that committee. It's a committee on cyber... Cyber something. If you go to billnelson.senate.gov Yeah? It's creepy. The guy?! Yeah, look at him with the Boy Scout! Oh what- Just scroll down Nelson tries out simulator for training drone pilots Really? Geez Nelson goes on python hunt in Everglades What are these people doing!? He kind of got that Aged milfy wife thing. Do you see him with the... I'm not on this page, it's billnelson dot senate dot gov and you scroll down And there he is smiling at a boy scout looking all creepy i would take that picture off if i was doing his pr i'm like nah Not good because you never know what could happen someone Some stories might come out while you were looking for your python in the everglades i mean come on How more obvious can you get with your headlines?

1:16:54 I was looking for a python in the Everglades and i saw boy scout. Alright, that's pretty good. It is funny to see these things unfold because now we know it's essentially heads up Well, what I like so much... So we have the heads up on that end. But you see that stuff it's kind of like the US veteran who now has joined Al-Qaeda is like we're tired of Al-Waqi We need a new actor, we need a new episode, new season. Part of this is if could happen to the president and the first lady and Kim Kardashian

1:17:35 It could happen to me. So I need my service provider to be on my side sharing my information with the government That's what's taking place Yeah, no it's a coup And there is... and I think we're on the losing end of the stick here Well we might not be if I've got this clip Unfortunately, we might be on the... I think in yeah losing end of this unless we take a job in the government and I found it. I found what we can do and this is another clip from the hearing It just like says here you go guys quit your show and go do this. Just concerns me mostly. General Alexander let me raise an issue that

1:18:18 Senator Liebman indicated, excuse me, Senator Levin that the Collins-Liebman legislation was not successful. I share his view it's very important because right now you have essentially a voluntary scheme and one of the arguments that is raised by the opponents is that it would impose too much cost on the business community, etc. Your knowledge of the potential state and non-state ability to disrupt the economy in United States not our strategic command but ATM machines etc.,

1:18:54 Do you have a... sort of, have you done? Nice list of examples. ATM machines etc. Uhhhhhh....etc. By the way, essentially they're starting to replay the Y2K scenario Yeah so very nice! Oh we can- do you still have that script somewhere? I don't know what it is but it's in my presentation. Donkey eared edges? On a calculation of potential cost to economy Costs? If someone decided to conduct not an you know, intermittent attack on a banking system but a concentrated attack. Hey! What would it cost if someone had an internet attack? I'm thinking... what are you thinking John? I'm thinking trillions. Trillions of dollars man what do you think? Well you know because you clipped it

1:19:41 Senator, an attack on our bank as you know would be significant. Our bank? Our bank! We have one bank now I heard that too! Our Bank It would have significant impacts and if people can't get to their money the impact of that is huge And we've discussed it Where have we seen that?! Where did we discuss that!? That's not true. What I'm concerned about is a distributed denial of service attack could accomplish that, a significant distributed denial of service attack could make it very difficult for our people to do online banking. But can we now just go to the bank?

1:20:19 Can I guess whoop-dee-doo-doo-doo-doo? Apparently you cannot go to the bank. I'm going to walk in there's a million Bank There's a Chase Bank in the HEB, I can go to the bank online trading and others The cost so there's the cost of losing that if you think about Amazon One hour of Amazon costs seven million dollars in profit to them if they were if they were offline There's also a cost that Bogus concept The one hour, they would lose that much if everything was continuous. But if you are going to buy something from Amazon and they're down and they've lost that 7 million, you go back and buy it tomorrow! Yeah So they don't really lose anything except somebody who changes their mind but also I think the number one place where DDoS has come from is from Amazon's own AWS infrastructure

1:21:16 Amazon will just shut it off. You know, they run all that stuff Everyone uses am hacked Amazon stuff to do that with that complicates legislation and that each of our critical infrastructure have different levels of cyber readiness, if you will. So the banks and the Internet service providers are generally pretty good. The power company is not so good and the government's somewhere in between. And so the cost for preparing – for fixing that is significant. I think the issues that I get talking to industry is their concern on creating an over-bureaucratic regulatory process

1:21:56 So I do think that what the administration has put forward is let's sit down and talk to them on the way to address this, is a great step forward. It really does allow us now to sit down with industry and say so here's what we think needs to be done. Alright, it getting to the point where can make a living? No no no! I want to hear it! Do you mind if I just listen to the guy say it? Well...I think I can summarize better. I want to hear! Then play! In my discussions with the power companies specifically, their comment is look we'd like to do that but that's going to cost more. How do we do that? But the point and my final point is from your perspective right now if an attack which is conceivable took place the cost to that company would be many many times the cost of preemptive action today and yet they still object

1:22:48 to that cost. Now, the probability of TAC has to be weighed but does that probability today is 1%? That costs you know might be a reasonable judgment but I think the impression I get from your testimony and consistently is that percentage or probability goes up and up on each day so we've reached the point where And if they're not investing in protecting themselves as financial institutions have, then the cost they are likely to shoulder will be catastrophic. They don't seem to get that point though. I think that's accurate. Just as you said it increases every day, that's the concern and I think... So what do we do? Do we become cyber consultants? Here is the deal! You can see this coming down Broadway This is a scripted bull crap event that we were listening to though I think now I convinced all of everything on C-SPAN is a hoax But so when we listen to these guys then what they're doing is they're setting it up because these companies like a power company says

1:23:51 Yeah, we're not gonna do this crap and spend all this money for no good reason. This is bogus! And they all... everybody who knows anything knows that this is all you know just he's not going to bring down the grid so But the government's going to demand that they prove it. So let me just give some background to that. Money, money is gonna be pouring out from the government to hire consultants! Some background on that is when Y2K took place I was running a publicly listed company on NASDAQ and the SEC required all publicly traded companies not only to report but to actually implement Y2K measures and it had to be certified. You had like some bogative certification thing that was out there. Totally! So first of all we need a snappy name because Y2K, I mean here we are it still exists you know 14 years later

1:24:48 What is this CYA that was a good to be a good one CYA Consultancy Inc. Hello, can I help you? But we need, they have to have a name for it because you know just cyber war or cyber attack. I think they're working on it. I think within the next few months... We'll have a name? There will be a name for this problem. A contingency something-or-other A hack attack. And once that's set in stone, then there is going to be just exactly what happened in Y2K. There are going to be the government... Not even the goverment is freaking out It's smart money that creates this bull crap so consultants can move and score some easy cash with kind of canned reports You do one elaborate big thick giant document So we need to get some clipboards?

1:25:45 Oh yeah, and hard hats. And white coats! And if you see us walking around your company... You know the reason why? It's like, hmmm what do you think Professor Dvorak let's see okay chairs at proper height check okay Let's see Wi-Fi passwords enabled yes check okay that's all very good Virol looks like your compliant Wow, for the cyber. For the grid! Don't put the grid on the internet then Well here's the thing that got me I was lit- watched all these hearings and it seems to me there's something there's a couple things going on one There's a parallel internet called Internet 2 which i believe is still playing Yeah that was the educational super high speed thing expensive yes

1:26:36 There is no reason why you can't do a old-fashioned, just redo TCP IP and develop it parallel internet to the commercial one and get these systems off the public network. Yeah there's no reason doesn't have to be military guy now why would there be weapons systems? the nuclear capability that the command and control center on a public network what is that all about? All I know is when you go into an Air Force base or any base for that matter, if you want to open up your laptop there are guards will be coming in at every which way. You can't even go online there yeah I mean there was a lot of security when it comes to this stuff so this is all bull! And you know what really irks me would really makes me mad

1:27:24 Because I mean we see this so you're so correct of course. Do you know how many celebrities are already consulting with the government? I mean like big names, big names and they're getting paid massive dollar to consult for the government And it kind of comes all to a head. You know who Jeff Baxter is? Skunk is his nickname, just Jeff skunk Baxter Yeah I've actually had him on my old Silicon Spin show so in fact wait I gotta throw a little Jeff I also had him on earlier and during the real computing radio show era when Napster was a big deal and Baxter

1:28:10 Baxter's and his agent I guess it was his agent or publicity just the only one the only interview that we killed ever really on that show is this way. This guy, his agent or...I don't know what he was but he was doing all of the talking. I think Handler would be more appropriate. Yeah, Baxter was kind of embarrassed by this whole episode but he went onto on a rampage about stealing music So let me just say one thing, Baxter for those who don't know played in Steely Dan and the Doobie Brothers. He's kind of a session guitarist really but he's a really good guitarist anyways like consider one of the best anyway so this guy blows up and he just hangs the phone up on us

1:28:54 this manager guy and he's moaning about the mp3s and they should arrest everybody and throw them all in jail if they copy a song. And it went on, it was completely out of touch with the reality of the situation. I got kind of a kick out anyway so he comes onto Silicon Spin Show some years later as this expert then you're gonna describe it? Well worse he's going to talk about some of his friends who he's recruited as experts So, he is now a major consultant on missile defense. Yes, he was... Missile defense! As a hobbyist apparently, yeah, became an expert on missile defense and so here he is speaking at I think it's a spook gathering because I received this video It's on YouTube so you can watch the whole thing. It's about an hour

1:29:42 uh... is shown on surf for uh... nine or five dot any shows like comp but listen to who he recruited and listened to the ease of how he's hanging out with the elites and i lost all respect for the guy you see them all now that's not to say that intelligence communities have stepped up to the brink they have some other community some of the agencies are created what they call red cells already needs to have paid different non-traditional way of looking at things but the problem is If you take a guy who plays honky-tonk piano and you put him in an orchestra, and you tell them to play Beethoven's 6th Symphony...

1:30:18 It's gonna come out sounding like Albert Ammons boogie-woogie because he doesn't know how to do it. It is not that he is a bad person, and its not that he is a bad musician you have just taken him to place where has no expertise so what you gotta do is you got to go out and find folks well I'm looking for folks so I talked my buddy Dan Aykroyd I play in the band called The Blues Brothers a lot Dan Aykroyd I am sure you've heard of him as an actor very funny guy, very smart guy good musician but did you know that he is a brilliant um...spook thinker when it comes to homeland security no well of course you don't because he doesn't advertise or talk about it but he came to me after we opened the house blues in chicago one time and he showed me up uh...

1:31:03 a piece of paper that he'd written the plan on to create a situation where you could raise money for homeland security using input from corporations in different towns across the United States to bring money for training, equipment and exercises. And Dan by the way is as a Canadian citizen so his interest was also bringing Canadian and US law enforcement together." Now at this point I'm like WHAT? Dan Aykroyd actually spends time thinking about how he can fund the enemy? Department of Homeland Security who run TSA and Border Patrol, really is this guy MKUltra'd or what. And then listen to the E's that skunk Baxter has access It was a very very smart plan so I figured okay Dan

1:31:56 Tell you what, let's go to the White House. So I take Dan to the White House with me and introduce him to General Gordon who at that time was President's point person on Homeland Security. Dan shows it to General Gordon and says this is great! Let's go over see Brent Scowcroft. We all jump in a limousine off we go to see Brent, Arnie Cantor and folks over there and Brent looks at us and says this is a great idea. Dan Aykroyd coming up with a brilliant idea about Homeland Security well you know what? Does anybody know James Woods, the actor? Did you know that James Woods graduated from MIT with a minor in international relations. He should be Secretary of State! He kicks butt!

1:32:33 So he stopped short of saying that James Woods is also a spook. So I call upon the No Agenda audience... Hold on, hold on just because i believe this caught me a little bit flat-footed like guess the way it did you? This has got to be the clip of the day Oh well! I wasn't even..I'm so outraged by it I wasn't even thinking of awards for myself Well give yourself one But I will take it absolutely So I say now, if you are in possession of a VHS tape of Ghostbusters or the Blues Brothers DVD break it burn it! Burn it now I say. This man is a traitor You sound just like Jerry Seinfeld with his voiceovers Thank-you I'm doing pretty good yeah The guy's a traitor Spies Like Us? Yeah that was one of his movies sure uh huh

1:33:30 So, uh... Makes total sense now. You- you- you- Hold on a second we have documented for the four years we've been doing it five years of been doing this show The Hollywood spy contingent, which seems to be a crap load of guys. I mean Clooney and the rest of them are always involved in spying. Pritt, Clooney, Damon, Affleck, Angelina Jolie... Dan Aykroyd? That hurts! He's not even pretty! Why is this a shock to you? Dan Aykroyd! Come on. I mean, Dan Aykroyd... I mean Skunk Baxter okay, you know guys with mustaches like that You know they're hiding something

1:34:18 This guy's got a big droopy mustache, but Dan Aykroyd nah and that he's just sitting at home like you know He I said here's the choices Dan Aykroyd has. I can do another movie I can license some more Ghostbusters stuff. I can have oh I can call some hookers I know let's raise some money for the Department of Homeland Security I mean come on Maybe likes to get patted down This is hurtful. I'm gonna show my support by donating to No Agenda Imagine all the people who could do that Oh yeah, that'd be fab! As our new policy, we'll be giving kudos to everyone who's donated money and then a shot of karma at the end of the whole thing. George Smithwick in Rockville Maryland is top of the list with $100. Hey Rocky! I used to live when i was kid. Yeah. Right near Rockville. You bet I did

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1:47:33 Yes, also a good way to do it. Let's give everyone an LGY Karma and get back to the show I would like to do an LG Y but i think also let me see where...I think we should also do at living the mac-and-cheese life just top it off Mac and cheese You've got karma All righty and as always... it hurts slip of the finger and we say happy birthday to well Kirk Ann says happy birthday mom you would have turned 69 today and so this is for her a memoriam happy birthday mom from Kirk Ann sir Andrew Gardner happy birthday to his brother Elliot Gardner also celebrating today at Noah Genita Racing team noagenitaracing.com and Sir Todd Simons

1:48:38 Says happy birthday to his soon-to-be born child due on the 17th. I believe we're going tonight in just moments from now So what do you do for a fetus night? Just he's just a knight. I mean, there's nothing nobody can't give him hookers and blow breast milk breast milk and breast milk and pablum Pablum? What is pablum? You don't know, look it up. Just tell me what it is! Pablum... Yeah, it's a good gag. It sounds good. Breast milk and pablum Did you know I heard that in Gitmo Nation lowlands this is how greedy the people have become The society has fallen apart There is a shortage of baby milk

1:47:33 Yes, also a good way to do it. Let's give everyone an LGY Karma and get back to the show I would like to do an LG Y but i think also let me see where...I think we should also do at living the mac-and-cheese life just top it off Mac and cheese You've got karma All righty and as always... it hurts slip of the finger and we say happy birthday to well Kirk Ann says happy birthday mom you would have turned 69 today and so this is for her a memoriam happy birthday mom from Kirk Ann sir Andrew Gardner happy birthday to his brother Elliot Gardner also celebrating today at Noah Genita Racing team noagenitaracing.com and Sir Todd Simons

1:48:38 Says happy birthday to his soon-to-be born child due on the 17th. I believe we're going tonight in just moments from now So what do you do for a fetus night? Just he's just a knight. I mean, there's nothing nobody can't give him hookers and blow breast milk breast milk and breast milk and pablum Pablum? What is pablum? You don't know, look it up. Just tell me what it is! Pablum... Yeah, it's a good gag. It sounds good. Breast milk and pablum Did you know I heard that in Gitmo Nation lowlands this is how greedy the people have become The society has fallen apart There is a shortage of baby milk

1:49:38 Not in the mother's breasts, but just in stores. Why? Because... In China they had another one of those scares about the quality of baby milk You know like they poison it and stuff like that Right And the Dutch producers of baby milk Just turned around and went Oh okay we're gonna sell all to China at top dollar Literally leaving their own people milkless Really Yeah Cause' they have no shame They don't care They literally do not care. It's like, oh well we can sell it to the Chinese screw it! I also found out by the way that in Rotterdam there is... The Chinese are taking over. It's like Africa there

1:50:22 Heaven cool. Yeah, there's just tons of Chinese the number one course in University now being taught as Mandarin Because because the Chinese and everyone's freaking out because the Chinese are hedging They they may decide to leave Rotterdam You know what that's all about you know The Chinese just all their oil and gas mm-hmm they may decide to leave Rotterdam and go to the German ports when if the Chinese leave Dude, then the Netherlands might as well just close shop. If the port isn't working... That's all they got left is the Port of Rotterdam Anyway I digress So let me so that's your problem Go talk to your government! I'm gonna meet the Prime Minister by the way When? 9th May which will be The ninth of may will be official Dutch day in Texas To be celebrated in Austin And I am on the guest list

1:51:21 and how'd you work that deal okay well you want to know yeah so I asked okay so it's south by southwest and what happens is you have the NBSO the new business service office of the Dutch embassy. You wonder what ambassadors do? They go to party at South By and then they set up a Holland house which literally consisted of hookers dancing in milkmaid outfits, pretty awesome to techno beat and just free booze the whole time

1:51:58 And uh... Was that South by Southwest? Yeah, and because these guys I'd called them when Miss Mickey got deported. And they had definitely helped out somewhat on the Dutch side what they could do but you know it expedited sped up some of the process so i said hey you know I owe you guys Expedited So I said of course I owe you guy's one and of course they came to collect It was like oh you gotta come out and party with us to Holland House! And literally their walking by German house And I'm not gonna say what his function was or who he was, but the guy was calling out krauts! Kraut. And like, I want my bike back and he's like yelling at the German house. Did he use a bike joke? I'm telling you man it was weird. I'm like wow okay... That's funny because every time i've used that bike joke I always have some Dutch guy saying we don't care anymore Well I think there was some alcohol involved

1:52:50 So anyway... Explain to newer listeners or listeners, because I think we referred to the bike thing some years back. What the bike joke's all about? Oh well, the Germans came in ... The Netherlands capitulated within 72 hours when the Germans took over Europe and by the way they obliterated Rotterdam just completely flattened it And, you know there was a lot of bad blood between the Dutch and the Germans. And the Germans like took everything! The art... They took our Jews... They took everything including bikes! And so not anymore really but when I was growing up certainly 10-20 years ago if you saw German you say hey yeah i want my bike back it was kind of like cute joke but not you know the Germans didn't

1:53:43 So not very funny, but you know so anyone of my age still thinks that's hilarious of course. But he was actually calling them moffa which is yeah that's like kraut like dumb... You know the moffa were that was a Dutch word for the muffin M-O-F-F-E-N That was a dutch word for Nazis and a muffah Hey muffa! I'm like what? Dude say mofo it's kind of so anyway um Yeah right now there's actually contemplation of opening a consulate here in Austin, and the whole bunch. So I'm in the middle of these douchebag elites you know this actually there's one guy who was really really sweet and we like him he helped us but you know these people are like they're partying on the Queen's dime! And so there's gonna be this Holland Day because The Netherlands apparently supplies 100,000 jobs to Texas

1:54:35 God knows how many billions of euros, but when I heard that Rick Perry and the Prime Minister Of the Netherlands were both going to be at this celebration. I'm like...I have to BE there! And then one of these guys, swear to god John turns to me and he says you know Perry's a cross-dresser right? I'm like what?! So now there's this email threat. Only with No Agenda Show, ladies and gentlemen you'll find out these tidbits! Just a little tidbit... And so now there is this email threat that says like Adam wants to dance with Rick Perry which is all about the invites What? Yeah you should! Totally I'm wearing my high heels baby

1:55:25 And if you know anything about the new prime minister or the Prime Minister again of the Netherlands, there's enough rumors about him. He also was not married and I don't think we know any significant other so... The whole thing is just big gay fest in Austin and i'm there reporting on the scene for everybody Wow! Someone has to take one from the team Now I am in fresh Yeah? What do you think of that Show me what you got big boy. Oh, there you go Greg Filer sure Greg filer please step forward and sir Todd Simons Please step forward to receive the knighthood for your forthcoming a night who? Of course is a fetus currently very proud I don't know what to call him but we'll just call them Welcome

1:56:19 Sir Simons Jr. and Sir Greg Filer of the tribes, both of you knights to the Noah Jenner round table Of course we got the hookers and blow rempoys in Chardonnay hot pants and booze wenches and beer Rubin S woman and rosé geishas and sake vodka vanilla bong hits and bourbon sparkling cider and escorts mutton and meat and breast milk and pablum And you will enjoy that and I'll hold on to your hookers for you son. When you're a little bit older, come see Uncle Adam and we'll take care of you." As i was looking up the child's name... You did give Greg his second or his name? Yes! I did. I don't think he has a name yet No So um.. We are going with new levels for existing knights John do have an ETA on that

1:57:06 No. Okay, good work and you can continue to support this program and I'm pretty sure that of course it's... Wait wait wait wait! I do have an ETA next Thursday Oh okay right on That'll give me the week to work on the Good work I'm pretty sure that there is no other radio pronounsticator, podcast program or any type of media where you would have heard the Rick Perry unsubstantiated rumor. Mainly because that program would be off the air

1:57:44 Immediately. Even though it's a rumor, although you never really said this is fact... No I said this- The guy turned to you and told you this Yes Which is the kind of thing we can do on the show because were supported by our listeners You cannot do that sort of thing on a show that's sponsored. And I could just hear the guys, because by the way can be a manager. You can't say something like that on this show we have sponsors many of them are located in Texas and this is an insult to all Texans you would even suggest such a thing without unsubstantiated! You're fired! Devorak dot org slash n-a

1:58:25 Yay, am I right? Yes And I think I've heard that speech just insert different town for Texas. You can't do that in the Hague Oh That's so different that's so different prediction for the Red Book President Obama is going to visit Israel. I think this is his first visit and And I am predicting a hostage situation at the Temple Mount with explosions. I don't think so... Okay, but it's do i get my own page in the book or just because you don't think? No, no, you don't get a page! I write it down and then I highlight it with either yellow or pink. With marker, with a marker Well okay, you may not like my predictions but did you hear Jean-Claude Juncker's prediction

1:59:26 No, do I put it in the red book? Well here it is. It's not in English so the audio that we have of it shall translate. Jean-Claude Juncker Prime Minister of Luxembourg and President of the Eurogroup made a statement at a reception for the Luxembourg Press now I'll tell you what's interesting about this statement in a moment. I'm going to translate as widely reported now his statement The Prime Minister warns that the years 2013 could become the same year before the war like 1913, where all people believed in peace until the war started. Alright well that would fit in with my cycle theory... The question is he said this in January but it only came out now!

2:00:22 And it was, I mean you will not find this in a or very difficult to find it like the New York Times but it was all over the European press. All of sudden just like broke just like whoa and everyone's like well what does he know that we don't know? And I'm thinking he is new listener. I think if finally caught up, he heard about the cycle theory And the war and I mean it hasn't happened so we can't cross it off in the red book, but It is nice to have someone joining with your theory John that looks like there's a war coming. There's a war afoot! So good work. Yeah well I guess...I don't know I haven't done anything really. That's a long way out there

2:01:16 We have to get the economy's got to go through some tribulations first and then we have I do a couple clips. I want to play just because I promised one clip in the newsletter Which is the clip where Kaiser so say? I'm sorry Max Keiser Yes See, I got two max keizer clips now you can play them both either one of them is ludicrous which which is the Bitcoin Bitcoin does have collateral and I didn't know that. Did you know that? Bitcoin has collateral? Yes, bitcoin has collateral here play Kaiser clip bitcoin collateral Max Keiser is the the Oracle of finance the guy who on RT on RT who made his money initially by selling the Hollywood Stock Exchange Correct yeah basically I don't know what he made for but he was a dealer trader and we have kind of had our eye on him

2:02:14 You know, he's one of these guys that is telling you to buy gold and silver while he is actually representing a company selling gold and silver. Yeah, and also claims to have made $1 million so far on Bitcoin What? Is that in this clip? I don't know if it's in this clip or not but... Oh let's listen He does say that in his interview Let's listen Paul has been saying now for years we gotta get rid of the Fed, gotta get rid of the Fed There hasn't been any traction or movement whatsoever understand that privacy is a big issue going forward. You know, the privacy thing that is at the heart of what Kim Dotcom in New Zealand was talking about with Mega. You know, Mega has now got over 50 million users and it's becoming a billion dollar company he called himself a privacy company everything is encrypted just like Bitcoin entirely encrypted Privacy is the new scarcest resource in the world today That's what backs bitcoin It's privacy. It guarantees privacy In this day and age

2:03:09 You know it's funny because I have a different clip from Max Keiser on RT And it's much better quality because it is him, I think on a video link. RT by the way is propaganda from the Russians mainly intent to bring down our society I think that's pretty fair to say. This was by the way, this was taken from the Alex Jones show he did interview him. That's what it looks like. Oh yeah a lot of people...I didn't see a lot of people said he was on and was like crazy and well but when i heard this I'm like why Max Keiser has an agenda in this case? And then I don't think it's for your benefit just listen so you think that was bullshit what he just said listen to this

2:04:06 Well, efficient is a good word. First of all it's up 200% this year so the Dow Jones is hitting an all-time new low against Bitcoin. Okay so apparently now Bitcoin is trading against the Dow Jones? This is a currency that people are starting to gravitate too as a store of value Huh?! A store of value? No You can call it a lot of things, but it's definitely not I mean What is the definition of a store value John? I have no idea. It's like something he dreamed up No I've heard this This isn't means like a store or like someplace where things are put and then vetted and values like containing value Let me see store Hold on hold on hold on

2:05:00 Store of value. Here we go a recognized form of exchange can be a form of money or currency, a commodity to act as a store of value these forms must be able to be saved and retrieved at a later time and be predictably useful when retrieved yeah gold yeah silver yeah Bitcoin not so sure. I'm not even sure the dollar is a store of value Realizing that the other currencies out there like the dollar, the yen and the euro are just fiat currencies run by central banks who have the ability to print trillions and trillions in An attempt to debase their currency in what's called the currency war whereas with bitcoin There is a limited supply it is a storehouse of value Now its a store house of value

2:05:50 Storehouse is cryptologically protected so it gives users the benefit of making anonymous transactions Sorry, that's not true max. It does good does night the crypto does not give you any benefit of anon Everything you do yes And all the rest some you do if your sit buying whores for Bitcoin you're gonna be You can have a knock on the door hold on Are there whores for Bitcoin yet? I'll send you a link.

2:06:36 Buy I don't understand why people Do this it says you can now buy anything you want on Amazon or any other web store through an intermediary and they'll only charge You 4% so if you use Bitcoin, it costs you 40 percent more. What? Yeah I got a user credit card on Amazon the four percents gets charged to Amazon not the buyer models of the big banks, the so-called two big default banks. And let me add something else Abby is that this rise in Bitcoin shows you the real effects of the money printing that's going on. Okay! So when it dropped right after our show on Thursday by the way when it dropped almost 25% was that because of the printing press stopped momentarily?

2:07:26 Exactly somebody actually I heard this and so maybe a rumor may not be true, but somebody accidentally hit the stop button giant printing presses And oh no it's that Bitcoin tumbles because the printing press stopped at the Federal Reserve Bank You know Ben Bernanke in his testimony before Congress will say well We don't see any inflation even though his CPI number that they used to gauge inflation So he's just he's totally talking towards libertarian people and he's selling something. He is selling Bitcoin or one of the exchanges. I think he has an exchange because when he was, and he still tells people buy silver you could actually buy a silver ounce coin with his head on it right

2:08:12 So he's telling you to buy it, but he is selling it. Yeah if somebody tells me to buy and they're selling this pretty sketchy I do have the promise million-dollar clip Oh! I have a two Do we have different clips or just the same one? No, I don't know if...I doubted because but play mine then play yours Which is yours which is yours Says million dollar clip Million dollars. I don't have million dollar clip you promised no promise okay, that's his promised million dollar Capture one to ten percent of the global Forex transaction that would mean an implied price for Bitcoin moving from 46 to a hundred thousand

2:08:59 potentially a million dollars per bitcoin. There's only going to be 21 million ever created in existence and that'll be it, they've already had 10 million created 25 new bitcoins are created every 20... every ten minutes and that's the rate at which these bring the economy The Federal Reserve System hates it They would love to kill it, tear it down any way they can but they will fail Here's my million dollar promise. He's got his pitch down, doesn't he? So now I will say this. You know, I use Bitpay where a couple of our producers run Bitpay and so I've been selling obviously to get it like 10 a day or just taking it easy

2:10:12 And I sold 10 and then, you know the next day they had that drop. And it was, you know, I saw it too...I think I exchanged it for 47 and then it was 43, and then it didn't show up in the bank. I'm like ugh... Okay here we go but it did show up the next day so there was a delay which is none of this is really pleasing And they did do it for the 47th So they got screwed on the deal you know? This is very dangerous sport But now that Max Keiser has said that this will go to $1 million dollars I still have about 100 Bitcoin Of course

2:10:50 when I originally received these bitcoins... Doesn't the show have a few of these in part of the show? Yes, yeah. Oh John don't worry you're totally good for two million. You should keep one coin each No i'm gonna keep 100. Are you kidding me?! I want to have $100 million! No. Yes, yes! I want a hundred million. I'm believing Max he told me twice now Yeah with the exact same phraseology He's gonna be out of this thing as soon as you can

2:11:29 let the rube, and the other thing is by the way I've been reading some legal briefs on this. This whole thing's about 10 minutes away of getting... especially with Kaiser out there he's making these kinds of things you couldn't do it if it was a security because it's against the law! Exactly well that's why so beautiful because yeah it's a scam I mean the whole thing is just obviously a scam or you wouldn't have guys saying stuff like this making promises dollars a coin. Come off it! But if Max Keiser is like now, now it's become funny I mean you have Max Keiser were to approach

2:12:11 I like it when he, you know we've already discussed that he's screaming too much and now he moved from Paris to London so i think he's been co-opted. He's back in the game and I'm pretty sure that...I agree he has got to be running an exchange or he will be No I think he is already because he knows the business. He did that Hollywood exchange Yeah And probably had some things to do with these other ones that have been shut down And so he knows how to do it. He probably already has the software a prior puts one of you one of it The one you went through maybe his for all, you know Well that's very possible very possible Yeah So just the whole thing is like ah gotta provide some liquidity in the early parts of such a scheme yeah But you know but he he's so good at explaining things and then when he just goes off on this I mean and you know, he also promised silver would go to 60 well She probably will

2:13:07 Next couple hundred years right, but his whole thing was you know squeeze JP Morgan or whoever yeah? Well whatever. Yeah I know he uses all the memes of let's screw the banks They're screwing us and we have we need our freedom and all the rest of them. You know the libertarian essentially the libertarian litany and he uses it, he leverages that to make somehow this thing. Did you listen to the alley? Obviously you clipped it what was Alex Jones's reply take on all this? Well interestingly enough oh I think the typical reply is this clip here which is stay tuned for a commercial break

2:13:49 Stay there as we take a break. This is the classic, to me this is what all the whole show is this the Kaiser stay tuned clip. Stay there! We gotta go on a break So that's the whole show but What stay here? We got to take a break Alex Jones his take was that Max Keiser may have invented Okay, and he's trying to talk him into admitting it and then and he was kind of rolling his eyes a lot He didn't really buy into it at all. So I give credit for that okay Oh really? That's interesting

2:14:26 Yeah, it was... Well Alex Jones can't. Alex Jones sells gold and he's... He doesn't want to get this going! And if you listen to his commercials one of them is like what are the things you need most? Is storable food and seeds more You needed more than guns and gold you need storeable food and seeds That's what happened with a revolution What? Purification system too Berkey I have a berkey though. I mean buy all those products. I can't help it I'm down with it. I mean, I have seeds. You have some seeds? I have seeds! I have a one acre crisis garden. Under normal conditions of normal storage in your kitchen Seeds are only good for about four years they start to fall off. I think half- Ho ho ho ho ho uh-uh These my friend are what do you call them

2:15:21 Air loom. Air loom seeds! Yeah, yeah... Good luck planting them in about five years. Air loom seeds I tell you! Mickey has laughed at me so hard about that thing because it comes in a round PVC tube and is filled with packets of seeds and she's moved it three times now since we're in San Francisco every single time she was like really? I should plant that You think it'll still... You want seeds, ladies and gentlemen? Go get Burpees or find one of these seed companies. There's a number of them out there that got seeds for everything! Buy these bogus seeds from some big man. Hey I wanna play something for you from Joe O'Biden and i want you to just

2:16:18 I'm hesitating whether i should tell you the payoff up front or bring it to you. Nah screw it, im not going to tell ya. Joe Biden, Joe O'Biden this is about some countries we know about and heard some stuff about and we've always been wondering what's going on with Syria? What's going on with Pakistan? And whats going on with Algeria? Now Syria & Algeria these have been in the news recently right We have like some, we know Syria is like Assad is doing bad stuff and Algeria's like Al Qaeda. I wonder what all this about? And maybe Joe can enlighten us. I arise today to address a topic that uh...I think uh...is as important to the future of US in world security interest as any that I've spoken too but

2:17:18 I seem not to want to speak to it very much over the last 10 years and clearly over the last two months. Mr President, I rise today to address the topic of Chinese weapons proliferation a subject that i'm sorry to say we may be returning to again and again in days and weeks ahead if true recent press reports of Chinese involvement in the proliferation of medium-range ballistic missiles to Syria and Pakistan, and nuclear weapons technology to Algeria. The year... What? The year of this was 1991! That is Senator Joe Biden with a 12 minute diatribe about Chinese putting weapons into Syria and Algeria and Pakistan

2:18:17 I doubt it'd been clip of the day if he hadn't gotten it already. Isn't that amazing? And, and it doesn't... It goes on and on like the China... Here just listen a little bit more Wait, but he said nukes to Algeria?! Yes! Nukes! Unbelievable This is the kind of crap we have to wade through On a day-to-day basis knowing that in the future We'll be just look back on as crap Yeah So but the question is Is it really true I mean he makes, he's really... and this of course is 91. Who was in 91? Clinton. You sure? No i think it was Bush Senior wasn't it? 91? Well see Reagan was into 88 so then it was Bush Senior. So he's basically in the opposition and he's bitching about how Bush is like oh no most favored nation status for the Chiners Open a very new chapter

2:19:15 in the Chinese flaunting of international norms of behavior, in my opinion. It appears that China is reportedly becoming a rogue elephant among the... A rogue elephant? Anyway look at the whole thing in the show notes it's crazy 1991 and he's talking about Assad but its about his..about the old guy Assad So what do you think? Do you think it's really about the Chinas? It's always about the Chinas. But in Syria I thought it was about the Russians, and it's confusing because the Russians have the port

2:19:55 but maybe it is. The Russians are the players in Syria, they you know Chinese may have I don't think the Chinese had any involvement with that guy he didn't need to because at the original Assad that old man yeah was the number one gangster in the Middle East he was behind a lot of bombings and terrorism everything and yet and he would shut up if you gave him money that was the whole deal cuz they didn't have any oil then and all the rest of it somehow the Russian's cozied and that you know the rest is history but no. He wasn't doing shit like that to the Chinese so they weren't ponying up anything, so they weren't in Syria at all. Okay it seems to me I mean Biden might be right. Well Algeria nukes in Algeria? I'm thinking that could be right

2:20:44 I don't think it's... No, there is not right. There is no way! It's not right? That just not right. Old trap. Yeah, I got a funny clip that would have been clipped by the day. I thought that was on Russia Today you know that cute little kind of Asian looking girl who is the anchor? She talking along and the teleprompter blows out And she tries to cover. Oh no, and does smoke come out of her ears at a certain point? She finally recovers but I just have to blow it out You can tell me if you can figure it see that tell me if I'm not right about this analysis the thousands upon thousands Of human costs in this war But the government The government cuts are take effect with the debate right now with the government cuts sets take effect We've all had it happen to us

2:21:40 We've all had it happen to- Stop moving, or if you're over the top. No yeah no it scrolled the other way Yeah I hate when that happens Alright uh time for a... It's gotten so bad, the Canadians are now on the mac and cheese tip. John? So for the home cook then how can they go about trying to incorporate it in a broader fashion and understand that it can be more than just addressing...more than just a condiment If you're doing, y'know, a nice mac n cheese with pieces of bacon, there is a little bit of maple syrup in your bacon Ah! A little bit of maple syrup in your mac n cheese! Oh Yuck!!

2:22:30 And there's now, I think it's coupons.com So here we have two kids, two brothers You gotta see this video on the show and those two brothers And by the way they have a brand new MacBook Air so you know and they're sitting at the kitchen table talking about how to help mom save money Apparently. By not buying a MacBook Air! That's what I was thinking, but they're online surfing for coupons for mac and cheese. We weren't really trying to save our family money, but mom said her favorite brand of mac and cheese cost too much. They cost too much So I did what any smart kid would do...I told Mom to go to Coupons dot com It's so easy you can print coupons at home for free And save money on your favorite brands

2:23:19 We just need more mac and cheese. Even he can do it! More Mac & Cheese guys? Yes! I weep for the children of America, I weep for you It's so bad that you're now being taught to look for coupons for mac and cheese It's not just that you're being served mac and cheese. And can I make an, I have to make a red book but this came to me This is so such an obvious one Such an obvious product that it will happen In fact, I wish I could just take this and license it to the company McDonald's Big Mac & Cheese! I mean how obvious is that? Cute. It's cute?! Yeah, it's cute Can I license it to them or do they say oh we already thought of that

2:24:14 That's what they'll say. Mac and cheese life! They would say that, and then I'd say we would like you to meet our attorneys Yeah, our patent attorneys because you're infringing on our patent Um...I just want to wrap up with uh.. I know you got some stuff but we did have a couple of notes that came in Some follow-ups always nice when we have follow ups from our producers One, now you had turned the Buzzkill bunker antennae towards New York City and there was all this unbelievable people having what they in the report called diarrhea. Not diarrhea but diarrhea around the bars in New York. Yeah And this producer let's just say has access to

2:25:10 closed-circuit television systems in some of New York's public transportation. Okay, good! And in the States and he says it's a daily thing to have people see peeing and pooping in the subway elevators even on platforms in front of all the cameras by the way It seems that is more often females who will do this than the males So I'm like could you send me some more details on this? He actually said I'm going to interview one of the janitors. Which i have, but... Great! Great! Great! I have the interview if you want it's only 40 seconds. I heard stories from before I worked there which are pretty crazy one time a woman with four kids was riding the elevator when he got to the top she sent her kids out to be her lookout and then pooped in the corner of the elevator right in front of her kids

2:26:03 Welcome to New York City, ladies and gentlemen. The cop was watching this on camera got on the PA because he basically... No pooping! Lady what are you doing? And there's another one and women are disgusting Hey, when you gotta go you gotta go. Well this is kind of what the janitor says but I will say this other... This is really just a public restrooms in New York also true because I asked he said there's not they're really aren't public restrooms it's interesting people when there are public restroom his experiences they don't even trust him then won't even going and they're really afraid of the public restroom yeah but there is a train station or someplace like that

2:26:46 But apparently women are really the big, they're the poopers. Now I know that you know it's always cute when women like ha-ha she squatting to pee which i by the way do not find very cute at all but according to him his unscientific research women are just disgusting! They're just pooping everywhere and... And all over the place. ...and I'm not even gonna read you verbatim what he's the stories about tampons It's just disgusting. No, it's disgusting! While they're walking they are changing their tampons That's all I'm gonna say you want to hear the janitor? Ugh...I don't know if i do now Yeah hit it Okay so what are your theories regarding or Regarding the increase in public defecation and urination In society today Well I think there is a lot more increase in Urination due to

2:27:40 homeless people and people that have medical problems, and no place to go right away. And they have to go when they're going in the elevators around outside of buildings. Some people with a medical problem has to go fast and they can't find a place to go." All right, thank you. Yeah that sums it up. Thank you for this. That guy is I'll tell ya hard hitting interview and that ladies and gentlemen is the type of analysis you get on The No Agenda Show. On The No Agenda Show. We do have an anniversary I want to play the clip. It's a 10th anniversary of the Iraq War Oh hold on one second tenth anniversary clip this is great we are approaching the ten-year anniversary of the Iraq war

2:28:35 These anniversaries often serve as a time of reflection. So we want to take a close look now at the cost of war When the US invaded Iraq in 2003, the Bush administration estimated the war to cost in the ballpark of $50-60 billion. But they were way off! Between 2003 and 2011, the war cost more than $823 billion dollars but the real long term costs are estimated as much as 3.7 trillion dollars Now this is of course a financial cost you can't put a price on thousands upon thousands of human costs in this war

2:29:12 So, okay this is Russia today of course you know slamming us as usual but the joke of this is that it's the funny part we had this clip I would love if we could dig it up. It was the original estimated cost given before Congress by one of the generals who says it'll be two or three billion dollars at the most well remember that clip? That was a long... the clip was an old clip that we dug up and probably played at one of the first clips we played on the show. Somebody's got it. We gotta dig that clip up because it's the general just casually saying oh yeah It's gonna cost a two or three billion would be in and out It's gonna be in and out they're gonna throw posies at us That was what we weren't doing this show then I mean did we just have this cliff? No no we played point Yeah, no the clip was a dug-up clip from from the early part of the Bush administration Well, just give me a second. I mean it's worth

2:30:08 Doing a quick you can find it It was it was the general and if they did Russia today people should have known about this because that would be the one you want Not 30 to 50 billion. Well seeing as they listen to our show They should at least have gone through their show notes and try to find it for us Yeah, I think this is pre-show notes too Oh really? Yeah then that's not gonna work yeah That's a problem will work on getting that because that's the clip. I want to pull out it was a classic So, um... And finally- Well I was just gonna say one more thing that's kind of interesting which is apparently PETA got all bent out of shape over the recent movie where a computer generated giraffe got decapitated.

2:30:52 You know this happened. This is the same isn't the same thing when our friend Frank Karachi He did it wasn't a huge success the the zoo movie with the talking animals with Kevin James When we went to the premiere, I still think that Frank Karachi hired people to pretend to be protesting. But it was all green screen right? The ostrich he's riding was all green screen animals and they were protesting like giraffes! It is always about the giraffe for some reason I don't know what that's all about, but maybe it's code. Whatever the case is this was an editorial played on WPIX11 about this and it says though the woman doing the editorializing is actually on the side of PETA over this relative...this most idiotic of concepts So this is tonight's top tweet topic for you on a Friday PETA has a problem with animal abuse of any kind even if the animal isn't real

2:31:51 So should it be illegal to torture a fake giraffe or any animal for that matter? Is it even funny? Think about it. There are a lot of other simulated things that are banned It's the slippery slope, or is it? Is PETA being overly sensitive? Tweet me I'm at Tamson Fidel Yeah right And the funny thing... Is good or bad? Or is it bad and good The funny thing is that the giraffe has no natural enemies Did you know this? Except of course man, a hunter. The giraffe can slice you in two and it can actually rotate its legs 360 degrees and just literally will knock you into pieces the giraffe has no natural enemy not the tiger or not the leopard none of that they could they can kick the crap out of anything well they got lot leverage You know how I found this out

2:32:49 Did I ever tell you that story? From the top half of a friend of yours. I will give it in the morning for that! There was a giraffe named after me at the Amsterdam Zoo. Adam The Giraffe Yes sir, and so it was like a press thing and while doing the radio show in Holland at the time And they're like is there a press thing for the zoo We'll name it Adam and come take a look and take some pictures Oh my god thats kind of cool And so, but there's Adams mom and I go right into the... because you know we're hanging out in the cages and everything it's outside of zoo hours. Oh and you were gonna go pet that little guy? No no dude! I'm in the cage and my producers taking a picture of me and I am standing right underneath the baby giraffes mother which of course is near two stories high

2:33:41 Like maybe a foot away from it from its from its front legs And I look and I see him the producer taking the picture, and I see the zookeepers petrified. They're like walk very slowly towards us now And I'm like, what? They said you are about to die. It's a giraffe! Then they told me the whole story like you do not get in with a giraffe as cute as they are they will kill you So that must have been annoying this is your producer trying to kill you so what else is new? The curry attempt on curry didn't work and I want to congratulate Sean Penn for stealing some money back

2:34:36 You know, I'm always very in tune with Haiti ever since the celebratory scam that George Clooney set up and was still to this day embarrassed about. All those billions of dollars that did not go to the people who have cholera and are dying and still living in tents... So here's a little bit from The Miami Herald, and I think this original story is from December 13th 2012 about the new luxury hotel in Haiti And I think you call it Petionville. Petionville, Pettianville, I guess and in it here says so this new hotel was set up

2:35:19 uh... cdn in the international finance corporation in conjunction with the clinton bush haiti fund which made a two million dollar equity investment in the hotel that of course aided in the creation of four hundred construction jobs on site now take the credit for that now what was the problem is and this isn't this from uh... this week The World Bank now had to pay Sean Penn's charity $8.75 million in order to find alternative housing for the 14,000 people still living on the Petty and Vill Hotel golf course. So Sean Penn has basically is like hey Penn dude listen we need you to get those people off the golf course the guests are complaining

2:36:16 And they want to play golf. Yeah, so what's it gonna take? What is it going to take Penn? Well I think about eight nine million dollars would do it okay We'll get someone to pay the a nine million dollar will you get these people off yeah Okay done deal done and then the guy goes hey by the way how was Madonna in bed and that's it That's the whole conversation It's disgusting it's just disgusting and so these people actually will get houses good yeah So 14,000 people. He's there a lot apparently and he is very irked about a lot of the... No I think he is on the right side of this. Oh no I agree. I've seen a couple specials with him and he's hanging out in the worst part you know? And he's bitching and moaning about the cholera and the fact that where's all the money and same stuff we're complaining

2:37:07 I think, and power to him. He's like yeah it's gonna be nine million dollars for me to get these people off and give it to me and he's probably going to spend it all on them get them houses but he knows... It's just that you know he's not gonna come out and just say hey this is a big scam that's going on the hotel guest wanted to play golf because that's not how its positioned in the press release They don't tell you about the Clinton Bush Haiti fund that put $2 million equity investment into the hotel. Yeah, yeah... Anyway I think that should wrap it up. I think that wraps it up for sure We do want to remind you we do this program with great joy bringing happiness and rainbows and unicorns to your life

2:37:58 And we do it twice a week and we got a lot to talk about on Sunday. I'm sure, I know because we didn't get to it today so... We go some good pre-crime stuff Some elite news More cyber wars Bullying back on the radar screen So make sure you check in for that In order to enable us To do all this work we need your support Go to Dvorak.org slash NA Grab yourself a subscription! Help us out on a regular basis Or just jump in and do what ya can What do you got for Sunday? I'm pretty much...I have nothing. I've got nothing. Somehow! I expect, I am going to sit down as soon as the show is over and all day the rest of today and tomorrow listen to hearings Right on On C-SPAN and just listening listening then I sure will have something You'll have something. You're always surprised There's a couple interesting things. They do have this story out in France about this woman who named her kid Jihad

2:39:01 That story's always funny and there are a couple of other things. I've kind of given up on the New York news, and I'm moving now... And France 24 is screwed-up so i'm going to leave them too. I think I am gonna go to Germany. No gender producer! Hey while you're there see if my bikes around yeah, I will no agenda producer update coming up with that DBX giveaway make sure you stay tuned for that coming to you from the Corner of SoCo and MoFo where also be dancing with Rick Perry in Austin Texas in the morning everybody. I'm Adam Curry Dancing with Perry. I'm so jealous. I'm John C Dvorak org slash n