Topic: Sir Todd Simons

A formal knighthood ceremony is conducted for Sir Greg Filer and Sir Todd Simons. Notably, Simons's unborn child is knighted as "Sir Simons Jr.," making him the show's first "pre-born knight." The hosts emphasize that their listener-supported model allows them to report on rumors and topics that sponsored media cannot touch.

The hosts conduct a formal knighthood ceremony for several producers who have reached the $1,000 donation threshold, including "layaway" knights who contributed monthly. New knights include Sir Tristan Lennon and a young producer named Peter, the godson of Baron von Pelsmacher. The segment reinforces the show's "value-for-value" model as the only sustainable way to maintain independent media.