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00:00 Hey JC, stop uploading porn! Batman pictures here in Camp Mofo, in the capital of the drone star state. It's Austin Tejas! In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and from northern Silicon Valley where the fogs rolled in it's cold its chilly and I'm John C. Dvorak Tight! In the morning Hey double protection today What? Double protection I purchased a zoom

00:46 H4n recorder oh yeah, that's for and that's a night. That's the big pro model Oh really well was cheap though how much it's like 69 bucks or something each 4n me Maybe that's not the one I'm thinking of its feet in minutes is applied to kind of plastic device one or they Silver black with silver black silver yeah, yeah, so we're all into no one know I don't know. Let me look. I got a, I get a refurb more than like it. I dunno! I got it off of Amazon but uh...I wanna have you know, I don't want to go through these issues of the recording failing on the computer You've got that for 69 bucks? That's the big giant one Yeah With two mics at the top Yeah yeah yeah yeah 69 bucks Oh Interesting That's a good deal Cause that has XLR jacks Yes it does which is exactly why I wanted

01:41 And, um... Because yesterday I pretty much had everything come in for the mobile studio. The new mobile studio For our road trip. Oh, yeah you definitely want to have this with you yes since I do interviews with it Very good interview device hi i'm on a i'm on the hot pockets tour could I ask you some questions about your hometown? No, I don't think so dude What's that device you got there boy look right Yeah, and that ain't daddy no military style recorder is it because we can't have slaves having military anything all right Let me just answer your question John right off the bat

02:20 Because of course, even though the world continues to turn and lots of things are happening which we always try to discuss here on the No Agenda program, the best podcast in the universe. Especially when the news in Gitmo Nation United States is nothing but the Batman shooter Now now this is of course this whole thing has turned into a psychological warfare Which is just beyond beyond belief in particular well I'll get to you know that the two main things that this is being misused for But they keep showing Two pictures you got the original picture of James Holmes right where he has black hair And it's kind of has it kind of that goofy smile on the camera, right? and then you have the one hit with him with orange hair and

03:13 I don't know why they're doing this so blatantly, but that is not the same guy. Look at his nose! Just his nose alone... Did he get a nose job all of a sudden in the meantime? That is NOT the same person! Well that's an interesting observation. You always have to be on lookout for these things because they put that kind of stuff right up front just to program your brain. So you get over it real quick. Do you have a picture anywhere Just let me think it wouldn't be that hard to maybe just do Google pictures of James Holmes But take a look at it. It's not the same person, and I don't understand why they're doing this Look at him you see his nose He has trying to get these pictures up okay in the old picture one guys got a nose That's kind of flat yeah

04:15 It's a completely different guy John another guy well as a possibility is the different guy and with the red hair and the bug eyes And look at his ears, but all the rest of it completely different ears. Well they think that's different about him is Seems to me if we're gonna go in this direction which is not a problem Here's a side-by-side one of them has an slightly upturned mouth Yeah. And the other, this would be what I look at as you... Well no but ears, this is why in mug shots they always show the ear. Ears are almost like fingerprints No one has exactly the same ear and just look at the lobe how his top of his ear points out much more out on the orange haired guy. I'm laughing because when the images he's got Obama giving him a medal of honor

05:05 Really? I didn't find that one. That's, that's course! Okay, but tell me that is not the same dude. So who is James? I can work with this and you know there's so many scripts and I mean Too much to even... Well I have a couple of real short ones just crack me up okay I had the clip let me see unfortunately got so many clips Besides women on The View are idiots Got some good stuff Let's see I don't have oh yeah women on The View come Can we do that one or just to get that one out of the way I got two of them. That's followed by another idiot because they have a commentary that I don't want to get off the topic, but I do have something I do have something okay women on the view is Yes, I'm saying it again You can kind of take their cue from that only let me do women on the view are idiots first because you know There's nothing like stating the obvious at the top of the show

06:00 Flake or fake? Is accused Batman movie killer James Holmes insane, or was his whacked-out courtroom demeanor all an act. The debate is raging This could be a really good acting job I do believe that you can be highly intelligent and also have a mental disease. Duh! Duh, duh... I do believe... Of course he- and bad actors that's what they call them bad actors this guy is it? It's kind of funny but the thing that got me is of course what one woman hassled back saying I DO believe

06:39 As in what do you mean, you DO believe? Is it an article of faith that people can be smart and insane? I'm sorry. I had to play the clip. Let me play it again. I do believe there is a serious mental illness there. What does that even mean?! Do believe I did what it was a different business apparently somehow different than believe. I believe there's this I do believe The first time I started hearing it was some professional sports guys And it was just like they didn't have a lot to say so they patted everything all right, so now Before we get into any clips here This is obvious now to me that

07:24 That there is a setup and some acting in the script going on we already Uncovered so much, and I hate to be labeled a kook But there's no other way. I just look at myself, yeah i'm a kook but this is...I'm not that kooky So what is the one hallmark of a staged event? Of a false flag What is the..and and I've only seen one article on this You're gonna have to answer the questions What kind of crazy person would stage an event where you kill a bunch of people Well of course! I do believe that would be a crazy person but the thing that always is a tip-off

08:04 is when they have, they the authorities have a drill on the same day with the same type of scenario. We've seen this with 9-11, we've seen this with 7-7... This is your favorite meme! Of course and here we have uh and I've only really seen one article from a local Denver publication The tragedy that played out in Aurora Movie Theater Friday was ironically paralleled as a classroom learning experience in a medical school in Parker held adrill the same day Rocky Vista University College

08:40 In the- oh, there's the bad signal. Twitter was down. Middle of holding specialized classes in disaster life support for 150 second year medical students along with responses to... Here it comes how to respond if a shooter fires at people in a movie theater. This is where my brain goes and and and And of course The lying MSM Doesn't even I mean this is newsworthy don't you think don't you think he could just mention it and in a report? So many white would have mentioned just for a second. Just kind of letting me out say something, but what this has turned into Besides the fact that orange hair dye is bad for your mental health Is a is pretty much the smartest move to

09:31 the elites could make in disarming certainly the American population. Now we already, the freedom of speech is waning you can't bully anyone, you can't make fun of anybody and you can be nasty this is now part of the Internet Freedom Act signed ratified by United States United Nations International Law searching, you know, the Fourth Amendment just picking people up off the street droning them that's already gone. So we have the Second Amendment and the way around the debate about what kind of guns people can have is so simple and it really didn't hit me until I started to

10:19 hear a lot of these reports. Here's Congresswoman Maloney. the high-capacity ammunition. Okay, so that is a ban on the ammo of course a gun is not very good without ammunition it's such as simple process here is representative Shikowsky Congresswoman Jan Shikowski from Illinois is a strong advocate for gun control and she joins us now congressman it's good to have you here and we learned just from the police reports about what this shooter had three guns one assault rifle six thousand dollars worth

11:02 ammunition. It was 6,000 bullets. Correct six thousand bullets pardon me but you are now calling on your colleagues to take action against gun violence when you say that you're calling on your colleagues to do this what specifically do you want to see happen? Well, I know that Carolyn Maloney, uh, Carolyn McCarthy whose husband was killed on the Long Island Railroad a long time gun safety advocate has suggested legislation which i support. But really what we have to have is a national discussion about this Do we think that an individual any individual needs to purchase 6 thousand bullets online? Yeah! Bullets, bullets, bullets It's so incredibly smart

11:44 All you have to do is just take away the ammunition. That is, that is the answer to the gun problem in America now our own president who of course is going to support the United Nations weapons small arms transfer treaty which is coming up and it's just a matter of weeks this and transfer of course means sale He throws out the other meme which is just my favorite. The Second Amendment, John... ...is all about what? It's about the right to bear arms No no no it's the right hunt Listen I like most Americans believe that the Second Amendment guarantees an individual the right to bear arms Then we recognize the traditions of gun ownership that passed on from generation to generation That hunting and shooting are part of it

12:43 a cherished national heritage. Hunting and shooting! It's about hunting, John it's not about well-armed militia or anything like that Mayor Bloomberg appeared on the Pierce Moron Show And they rolled in a clip from Ice-T, but Mayor Bloomberg has the same hunting meme. Everybody wants to preserve the right of people that want to use guns for sport, hunting or target practice to have the right to do so. You know when the founders drew up this second amendment they said What shall we do for the people, for the slaves? They should be able to hunt and practice target shooting. That's why they should have guns! This is a very good idea don't you think so?" Yes I agree James that's very good. That doesn't mean you have an assault weapon... That doesn't mean you have a rifle that's advertised as being able to bring down a commercial airliner at a mile-and-a-half Excuse me what rifle is advertised that can bring down a commercial airliner in a mile-and-a-half

13:44 What rifle is this? It can bring down a commercial. You got a lot of powder in that shell I need to see this advertisement, this is great! What is this? It's gonna bring down an airplane Anti-aircraft rifle? Uh... okay Well you keep going but I have a very interesting trick they've also pulled Let me just finish this because we have iced tea coming in this report Thank God God, we have iced tea. Or bullets that are designed to go through bullet resistant... You don't need bullets! Vests those are very different things Now that would be my view entirely Yes I'm a British wimp for that's why Let's watch what Ice-T the rapper said yesterday you can also call him an actor today about his interpretation of the Second Amendment The right to bear arms is because that's the last form of defense against tyranny Yay

14:47 Thank you, Ice-T. Thank you, Voice of Sanity. Of course he lives in Jersey this is why he's smart yeah the guy is smart I mean that's that is the correct answer This hunting bull crap? That is just crazy No no this all part of a scheme In fact now we're watching Van Cat

15:35 Who's Van Cat? Oh, the French 24. And so they're all over this too with a clip here called Gun Control. So far gun control has remained a minor issue on the campaign trail three months and half ahead of the election both Obama and his Republican rival Mitt Romney seem reluctant to give it more publicity Yeah, of course Yeah, well for good reason. Now here's the kicker I want you to continue but I gotta throw this one in This was on Newsroom This is the first clip up there The great counterproductive gun story This was on Newsroom and I clipped this a couple weeks ago and then I kept thinking about how do we use it in the show Wait, news room is fictional Aaron Sorkin Superstar liberal

16:28 It's a propagandistic filled show that is not very good. But it has some entertainment value for us. I realize what they're doing here, this is like... What can you do to Not hurt Obama with his core which are the people that watch this show generally and other You know people they're just gonna vote for a bomb on it. No matter what what? What can you do that would kind of send a signal, maybe to get some people who think Obama is bad for the country to think he might actually be good for the country in some funny weird way with a counterproductive argument that has... That twists in the wind and all kinds of various ways. That I think kinda fits into this picture. Take a listen

17:19 And radio host Rush Limbaugh has repeatedly warned to his listeners to go out and buy guns before President Obama outlaws them all. The result? In November 2008, the month Mr. Obama was elected... There was a 42% spike in gun background checks as compared to the same month the year before. It came by G7... The country's largest anti-gun lobby is called the Brady Campaign To Prevent Gun Violence named for James Brady, President Reagan's press secretary who was shot in the head during John Hinckley assassination attempt on the 40th president The Brady Organization gives grades to elected officials based on their record and leadership with regard to gun legislation, with an A being the most anti-gun. In spite of Governor Palin, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and the director of the NRA telling us emphatically that Barack Obama has a secret plan to get our guns here's the President's report card

18:09 Background checks, F. Gun trafficking, F. Guns in public, F. Federal assault weapons ban, F. Standing up to the gun lobby, F Not only has no attempt whatsoever been made to dismantle a second amendment during Barack Obama's first two years in office, the president has signed into law more repeals of federal gun policies than George W. Bush did during his entire eight years in the White House In fact these grades would indicate that President Obama is the best friend the NRA has ever had an elected office To say nothing of the oval office I saw that Isn't that beautiful? I think that they should just Replace CNN with newsroom and just put it on a loop And just have it looping around the whole time. That would be great! That would really be good, It'd be better So everyone's checking in this is a bonanza for all the contributors to cable news

19:04 And I haven't seen much European news, but I'm sure it's very similar. But of course we pull out of the closet when you need someone for homeland security, when you need someone to wrap it all up in a tight little box, someone who might make devices that could predict if you're a criminal is your crazy or if you're a terrorist, you got to get Michael Chertoff. Michael Chertoff former director. What's he selling this time? Well, he's... Let me see if I have the clip somewhere. Uhh..I can tell you exactly what he said when here it comes. And you realize that even the kinds of ingredients you can find in your own kitchen can be used to make bombs. So, the problem here is with the people and not with it with the tools but I want go back something Bill Bratton said which i think he's really important we need to understand more about the signs that show somebody is either becoming deranged or becoming a terrorist because there's a commonality we see again and again which is a sudden change in behavior usually some

20:08 element of becoming more isolated and changing the way you relate to people. We've seen that with terrorists who became radicalized in Europe, and we've now seen it of course in this terrible tragedy so we need to understand better how we detect the early warning signs last thing David is by coincidence this week there was a report on the Fort Hood shooting And the question there again was how come Major Nidal Hassan was not detected earlier before he committed the horrible shootings at Fort Hood? And there again it was in a sense of failure of imagination. Here's somebody who is getting radicalized, who is communicating with the terrorist over the internet and yet the people looking at that somehow they couldn't get their heads around the assumption that somehow because he was an army officer he couldn't be turning in a bad direction so we need to rethink our approach to this So what Chertoff will of course come up with is a brain scanner

21:05 It is going to see if you are intent on becoming a terrorist, whether that's external or homegrown. We will find out if you're terrorists to see now what's interesting about this in a weird and twisted way? He's also kind of promoting Michelle Bachman's initiative about Sharia law and the purging of Homeland Security vocabulary Because the reason why, the way I understand it what's been reported. The reason why the Fort Hood shooting wasn't picked up was because well it was the political correctness of not just calling someone out because he happens to be Muslim. That's what they said over and over during that era we were covering that very closely. Just happens to be a Muslim not because he was radicalized in the day saw that that's just a lie He is just not telling the truth there

22:05 Have just going back to the whole script and and the setup in the acting of this which is just so blatant here is a So-called eyewitness, and I um this was not CNN. Not quite sure it might have been I'm not sure what channel It was and the eyewitness It sounds like he works for intelligence, just the words he uses. Yeah you can't get out of the milieu that easy You can and I'm not falling for it so the question that is asked what did you see? What I heard basically was the casualties of how many were injured which totaled out to a number 71. The number, total of defeats was 12 and I just couldn't believe the numbers and believing that I was there when it happened... I do believe? Did he say I do believe? He said I do believe and he said casualties and he's giving the stats like he's reading the report. Casualties nobody uses that word No! And he is reading the report but thats not the question what did you see in the theater It's something you can't erase

23:07 You were inside the theater. Talk to me about precisely what happened when you were sitting there? When I was sitting in the theater, it's supposed to be just a casual hangout night with my good friend. I arrived early waiting for her to get there and when I went there, I grabbed a seat The only seats that were available was either the first row or second row. I chose to sit in the second row about precisely four seats away from the aisle I mean who says that? I was four feet away from the aisle. Huh, he said four seats Oh, I thought-I'm sorry thought it said 4 feet well even that Now the question is he noticed the guy did he notice him because he had crazy orange hair

23:58 Did he have crazy orange hair? Because you know if it's this guy who is different from the guy we saw before I think he was a yeah, I saw the guy and i was like wow that's some crazy orange hair you got. Yeah but he didn't have orange hair in this shooting he had that helmet on No, he- no no. Nononono You don't hear what he's saying The guy walked in- Oh you only the first time Because there were two people involved John That's why So the guy walks in He sits down and gets a phone call Normal person not crazy orange hair Normal person. He had his door, he had his foot propped open by the door and from the crack it looked like he was signaling somebody or looking for somebody to come in way. Yeah! The guy with the orange hair there were two people here! That could be but this whole thing seems rather weird because who's paying attention all this crap?

25:06 Is he talking to the person you're with or your waiting for a damn movie to start? His good friend. Let's continue. Alright, once again I didn't think nothing of it so went back to watching the trailers My friend had informed me that she had arrived at her location So i went and... Wait hold on a second! Hold on a second The trailers were running He was in this big theater and when the trailers were running, I mean the trailers do light up the theater a little bit but the place isn't lit. It's generally dark No no no no no! I disagree sometimes during the trailers it's dimmed but its not completely dark Oh yeah that's because people are still walking in

25:42 Yeah, yeah. It's not entirely dim but listen to what he is saying Listen to the police language My friend had informed me she had arrived at her location 10-24 What's your ten twenty friend? You got hey, yeah, this is your friend or 1020 hello I went and met with her and brought it back to the theater Batman started about 15 to 20 minutes into this for the movie The emergency doors swings open a guy walks in probably about five eight five nine walked in When you're in the theater you can't tell how tall someone is oh

26:28 You kidding? If you're an expert. Well, of course. He's wearing all black a helmet... Now listen to this What do you sound like? Listen to the description. I want you tell me what it sounds like he's describing. Sounds, to me, like he is describing a cop in riot gear Yeah not well they take kind of explain that away I was watching inside addition which has some other we're only because Victoria recon years on it are you watching that show is now is not wise to this on the machine but I didn't know she was on until the yes is bad she's back on my issues back its right think she got started there and yeah he cut out their made a fortune on that crazy insider shown in the head go back here can embarrassing but whatever the case %uh

27:33 They talk about this, what you just said. They found a way to rationalize around it and it was the apparently the guy... The whole capture of the guy is still sketchy but the guy goes roaming around supposedly looking like he's on a SWAT team and they say well the locals saw him in this SWAT team outfit and he tried to blend in with them I'm blending in really which is like what the SWAT team was there. I mean you got him out of bed I mean this makes no sense that this would all be happening right at the same at 12 30 in the morning

28:13 So he tried to blend in with them, but they spotted him immediately. And then they had a picture and then they had an arrow because he had this thing around his neck which was a protector in case you get shot in the neck. He had one around his groin. He had another some sort of special piece around his groin. The locals, the local cops spotted that as bogus! They knew it wasn't one of them really? Look all I know is When you're there and you see a guy come in and you say nothing out of the ordinary yet he has orange hair then it's someone else so maybe it's these two guys. Well, there is thought that they are always two guys but... Listen to the report! Of course its at least 2 people And by the way why does this guy who goes to school or went to school in California and is in Colorado Why does he have Tennessee license plates?

29:13 Oh, I missed that one. Help me understand that! Yeah you can see it on all the footage is Tennessee license plates. I like license plates, that's why Well, I think the whole thing is summarized best by again the inside edition with this clip is Colorado Blather where they brought in an expert and say hey babe throw every meme in the book. He's looking at violent movies he's looking at violent video games he's looking at fantasy games putting it all together so that he can now go back get back to society and have this big day in the south

29:50 He's looking at video games. He's looking at fantasy games! Wasn't a gamer? Now they're gonna start blaming video games again By the way, please There is no reason for you to take your kid who is like three, four or five years old babies to a midnight showing of a violent movie. This is abhorrent! No that six-year-old story I was gonna mention at the last show which It's a PG-13 film that's violent. I took either JC or J once to it was like Terminator 3 or some horrible movie and when they were around six or seven, and they were mad at me Yeah, of course I didn't take him in midnight was like some matinee or something But it was a it was I thought it was gonna be okay I forgot what movie it was but it was the pretty gory and the kid little kid

30:49 Maybe it was as if they were 9 years old, but they did not enjoy the experience and they were grousing at me about it. And 6 years old to see this thing? Man that sounds pretty screwy. But its... The impressions on a young mind is... I would never take a kid to a movie like this! I made the seminal mistake when Christina was born in 1990 And when was the first Gulf War, 91? 92? Uh... yeah. So I would be sitting on the couch watching CNN watching the live footage with my daughter in her little rocking chair next to me you know in a little baby seat and a few years later she developed a rather unhealthy obsession with doom which she called bullets and I had to stop that! I had to intervene! I'm like where did this come from?! And I think it was because she was there watching war with me

31:42 You know, this is not good for your kid. Whatever you do don't do that! Anyway judge says cameras will not be allowed to film any court proceedings No of course not because then we'd see that the whole thing is bogus and it's the wrong guy or a different guy Or only one of multiple guys It's all big cover up But again, kibono I think this is still all about the United Nations Small Arms Transfer Treaty that is coming up. Meanwhile newsroom gets Obama off the hook with that story so he's a good guy Of course he's not going after your guns He's a great guy Alright man let's thank some producers we got some for our program for today Yes we do We have one executive producer and

32:29 Quite an excellent. What do we got here? One, two one two three four five Associated Executive Producer that's nice. That's very nice. Joseph van Spanje. Van Spanja. Which is Dutch for from Spain Is it from Spain? Well says Joseph from Spain that's what just so you know the dutch names are all crazy because when Napoleon rolled in he made everyone in the lowlands register And a lot of people don't know this. And then people went in, you know it's like I'll just say I'm Jan's son so that became Jonsson. But i thought that was the tradition in the Nordic cultures to be this... Like in Iceland you have a lot of sons and daughters Well first of all there is not much difference between certainly in those days between the Nordics and the Lowlanders Yeah but this predates Napoleon

33:27 But there are some, you know like this name is how just say I'm from Spain. So I'm from Spain Hi, I'm Joe from Spain. I'm Joe from Spain but there's some really crazy ones like lick my butt And these names, I'm not kidding and these names still pop in there. That would make sense if you were forced to like sign up... I always write Donald Duck when I signed a petition. Hey man! I'm drunk. Dee Duck. Hey Pete, I'm drunk man let's go sign up for Napoleon's Registry what are you gonna call me? I'm gonna say I'm Pete Lick My Butt. And then three generations later someone stuck with that stupid name

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44:23 And I think you guys were talking about it or it was only, it was short but I thought it warranted another mention here on the no agenda show. The ESFS that's the bailout fund that has been put together and soon to be followed by the ESM, the European Stability Mechanism has been downgraded in its credit which I think is just funny. Well, it's actually funny here. I have a clip that just the interesting development with Moody's clip kind of puts to be the guys did this is another For foreign news broadcasts, but they were just baffled by this What am I looking at here?

45:06 Interesting development with Moody's. Oh, I'm sorry. You cut out a little bit on Skype here we go. Talking about concerns about a possible negative revision for of all people of all countries Germany Holland and Luxembourg Obviously issues they're spreading across the eurozone moodies there calling into question Germany which would have seemed unthinkable at the start of this crisis Of course and it gets even better because The German Supreme Court has said, you know we're not quite ready for that European stability mechanism which is supposed to be done. You know this is supposed to... This is what the big jump was a couple weeks back because of this ESM which has already been moved up almost a year and half so the German Supreme Court is delaying that. Yeah meanwhile from Gitmo Nations East UK deep recession really

46:03 It's about time. So they're all screwed, the slaves over there but this I thought was very funny that both Robert De Niro and John Travolta are vacationing in Greece. And i think that's pretty much a sure sign that the elites are in Why else would these guys be hanging out there? You know what I mean. Yeah, and what are the two... Are they vacationing together? I don't think so but the pictures look very similar when you see in the background They could be vacationing together actually now that i look at it let me just take a look

46:51 Swapping the silver screen for the golden beaches Robert De Niro and John Travolta are in Greece on holiday with their families. For the stars, the economic woes affecting the population seem far away. Art imitates life. They're looking for- they're island shopping! Here it is... The pair will star in the upcoming film Killing Season where Travolta plays a European tourist. Okay so what they're doing is They're having a little vacation before they stay. It's cheap now, you know to shoot in Greece I think they get lots of tax breaks and she is probably probably money maker and I think they are I mean it's gonna put these islands up for sale that's what's gonna happen You have putting it in the book within that within the next year or two One of these two guys will own an island in Greece Let's listen to the report

47:43 Oh, I've been to this hotel! I know exactly where this is. It's a shitty hotel. Wow... They're just panning This is a nice- oh there's Bobby Hello Bobby Say something It's just him with his stupid sailor cap on looking into the sea Looking at an island! I like it here we go just bullcrap just PR for the movie yeah i think is good then we already have something in the book for island shopping no we didn't put in a book but we were do we discussed it because it came up and one of the news reports that they're gonna they may have to sell off the islands so now

48:31 Right now and this is very interesting. This is kind of the the new world order Psychological operations we have the big four in Europe The big for John you know, we have gh g20 all this stuff Now we have the Big Four The Big Four Of course are Well, I don't know let me guess the big four Now is this a European Big Four is just a world big they're in Rome And it's the European big four who are in in Rome to solve the crisis because that would have to be Germany Yeah, that's Merkel indeed Then they would have to be France yes Orlando correct and then Great Britain

49:16 No, they're not great. Britain's been left out. Not one of the big four. They're not in the Eurozone so they don't count right okay? So let me think Well, I don't know. There's only two left that are important! No it's the big four what are the other two big economies in Euroland? Well...I guess it would have to be Spain Yes that's right and do we know his name? And then Italy Yes correct so its Monty from Italy and Rajoy from Spain but with the way this is being positioned these are just like elected people These are not like superheroes that can get the big four. The big fours in Europe are going to solve everything and of course it's very reminiscent of the Big Three, and this is why they do this which of course was Churchill Roosevelt and Stalin when they had their Big Three meetings so now it's just a small that's right

50:11 And so now it's expanded to the big four. Oh, yes we all should be impressed but yeah go on. It's a joke! Yeah it's a joke but the way its being positioned in the papers I'm reading is you know The Big Four... They're in Rome they're gonna fix it They are going to fix nothing and all your gonna get is war in Europe Well that's inevitable I don't know how it's gonna go but it's inevitable And of course we'll have to come in and save the day. That will annoy all our European listeners. Is that the third time? Is that the third time we're using this script?

50:57 We gotta come in every single time. We got to come in and save the day. And Switzerland will be out of the whole thing and collecting the money, which is so interesting. Switzerland has come up a couple times in light of the Aurora shooting. In Switzerland I think everyone has a rifle and receives training every household if I'm not mistaken? Yeah, oh no yeah. Switzerland is... everyone's up to their ears in guns And how many people get killed by guns in Switzerland? I don't know probably an accidental death once a while Very very few So it's just an interesting model to look at and also prohibiting No no shh Don't talk about it Just look at the war on drugs and prohibition of drugs How has that worked out

51:47 Hasn't that been great? I mean, let's try the same thing with guns. Yeah, that's gonna be fantastic Anyway a lot of drone news John there was yeah There was it there was a big meeting up on the hill a big conversation about drones domestic drone use and You know so it was like two and a half hours of this crap in The first half I kid you not was the douche knuckle who we exposed, this must have been two months ago now. The guy from UT in Austin, the professor who spoofed the drone with his students, Humphreys?

52:34 And this guy, he is so on the payroll of the military industrial complex. He's all about just we need more, we need better you know? We need encrypted GPS signals and and he said really being delightful and kind and funny and witty You just want to punch him in the nose. Yeah, he sounds like a PR guy A total PR guy! We know what he was doing over there in... What's the other college she went to I don't know. What's his name again? We'll put him in the book of knowledge. Humphreys, Humphreys. I could look it up anyway. So he's given all kinds of like yeah and our congressmen and women are such idiots. I mean just read a pamphlet before you come in so you know a little bit about how drones work and a little bit about GPS. Just I beg of you just a teeny weeny bit.

53:36 I can't remember some douchebag congressman who's like, I find this so amazing. It's so wonderful. Yeah, I'm so oh did you know that Todd Humphries is a Mormon? Yeah we talked about that member. Oh dear wait i can't remember that yeah because he had no and that's why it looks like such a nice guy Well, that's why he is in the drone business because the Mormons have everybody details in their big database and he's gonna help build the autonomous drones that come and hunt you down and shoot a hellfire in your ass. That is why this guy is up there. So listen to his question and listen to his answer! Hello I... What the hell was that? Hello! Hello?! That's wrong! Whoa wait a minute! Don't tell me I screwed that up Hold on a second John

54:28 Wow, you better have some drone stuff you play Let's try this fascinated by this I was sitting here thinking That we may have all of these things in the environment zinging All around every place when you watch what used to be science fiction I'm not sure is as much fiction now as it used to be but trying to figure out the utilization and utility this This is a US congressman. I'm trying to figure out what can we use the drones for? Alright, here we go. What's the usefulness...

55:21 Stop with the harmonica! You're gonna miss the best part. I'm listening, it sounds like it should be with a harmonica in the background... Some old guy playing on a porch with a dog and some whiskey. Yeah totally, that's what it sounded like. Guy is such a slow talker. Okay here we go. Of the continuous development of this technology? That's a great question. Wait a minute let me get this right What can drones be used for? That's a great question! John, go ahead and say it. Was this Humphreys that said great question? Yes yes oh brother. Great question. That's not a great question Okay now listen to his answer There are in fact a lot of great uses to which these drones could be put I particularly

56:19 Wait a minute. I want you to guess... Is this guy from Silicon Valley? He might as well be, what do you think some of the great uses are come on i just gotta ask you before you hear what his great uses are. Uh remote control cooking Oh! You're so close Here we go. To which these drones could be put I particularly want to use them in our research so that we can do better detection of interference sources in the GPS radio bands and I'll confess also that I'm looking forward to a day when I could get a burrito delivered to my doorstep There you go! You're gonna send a Dorito from a drone? Is he kidding us?! This is a professor at University of Texas. A burrito!?

57:04 Hey, what's that drone? Oh no it's shooting. It's shooting a burrito. It's like a Simpsons episode I could just see Homer Simpson having a burrito shot at you. Alright alright we got clip of the day right there Really?! I already got one! That's nice okay well uh...I'll take what i can get So let's just listen to the rest of his answer I'll just take it back so we can hit the burrito again That's also that. I'm looking forward to a day when I could get a burrito delivered to my doorstep from a Drone that does takeout delivery other types of uses could be in monitoring power lines, of course monitoring the border and

57:47 helping to surveil difficult situations like a SWAT attack against somebody who's got a hostage situation ongoing. So I see these as being very useful and I would not want to put the brakes on The the plan the FAA has to roll them out in the future I would simply want to hold the FAA to the language of the act passed back in February so that we safely Accelerate the adoption of these UAVs into the national airspace, so here's the guy who of course, Wired's Danger Room the spokes-hole online of the Pentagon exposed drones are hijackable. This guy is all for the drones you see he wants the drones He wants it to be done safely which of course plays right into the FAA next gen project which is already

58:44 a The shillage that is going on and we have it in the book, mark my words. We're going to in the meantime, in the interim because it's taking so long five years will turn into 10 years or turned 15 years when I have autonomous drones that don't rely on GPS signals per se you watch this is going to happen. I personally can't wait for the drones

59:22 I can't wait to 2015 because you and I, John, we're going to be rich. Rich-rich! I mean like leave your wife rich, John... You and me. And how are we gonna do that? Win, lose or drone! That's right everybody welcome your hosts Adam Curry and John C. DeVorek Today who are we gonna shoot a burrito at from our drone Everybody it is time to play Win, Lose Or Drone So you just needed to play that clip. Yeah, yeah so not everyone agrees with this Congressman Poe from Tejas jumped up in front of the house

1:00:06 And he took his five minutes. I'll just play a short little bit and if we want, we can play the... I got like two and a half- two minutes forty seconds might be end of show clip because it's just that good He doesn't like to droneage and of course not because he is from Texas Mr Speaker for years United States has used drones to track terrorists overseas catch outlaws along the border another lawful purposes but now thousands of drones are headed to the homeland The FAA plans to allow expanded use of drones to operate nationwide by the year 2015. It is estimated that, by 2020 30 thousand of them will be flying in American skies Yes Mr Speaker, the drones are coming! LOSER DRONE! THE DRONES ARE COMING! They be comin' And they be comin'. They do be I DO believe they be comin

1:01:03 But along the drone nation news, some more serious stuff. First of all we updated the kill list, killlist.curry.com 12 suspected militants droned in Pakistan so not even confirmed they were just suspected and this is according to Reuters it's a great... hey It's Tuesday, it's time for our Tuesday terror meeting with the president. Mr President we think these guys... We suspect them of being militants! Put them on the list! So we've updated killlist.curry.com for you

1:01:41 Then there's lots of articles, obviously about the next gen air traffic control system which of course not just vulnerable because of the drones being hijacked using the same system but also crashing into each other. You know someone could hack into a commercial airliner because of course we'll have no pilots on board to take over obviously And this is already happening, dangerous operations in Somalia. Drone operations... There's so many drones now according to this report from the United Nations, a UN report. The skies over Somalia have become so congested with drones that unmanned aircraft pose a danger to air traffic! This is Somalia

1:02:31 We're out of control. Of course, it's Djibouti right? Djibouti is where we have the drone base and right along those lines I might point out the president came out with an executive order let me just find his executive order here we go taking additional steps to address the national emergency with respect to Somalia Now, I was expecting it to say we have so many drones we have to call a national emergency. But you know, national emergency means that here in the United States the homeland needs to be protected and the president says in this executive order in view of the United Nations Security Council resolution blah-di blah-di blah...

1:03:20 The misappropriation of Somali public assets and certain acts, certain acts of violence committed against civilians in Somalia like people droning them perhaps. All which contribute to the deterioration of the security situation and persistence of violence in Somalia by Al-Shabaab I hear by order All property and interests that are in the United States, that hereafter come with the United States or hereafter come within possession of control of any United States person including any foreign branch of the following persons are blocked may not be transferred paid exported withdrawn otherwise dealt in. So that means taking the money away this is what we're good at also any person determined by the Secretary of Treasury in consultation with the Secretary of State to have engaged in acts that directly or indirectly threatened the peace security or stability of Somalia

1:04:07 Including but not limited to Djibouti, which is where we have our drone base. So this is the clampdown We've seen this a million times and Somalia is on the list It's on the West Clark 7 so that makes total sense that we start to ramp that one up And then finally in this one really Makes me angry You'll never see your report about this This is HR 1335 also known as the Airmen Bill of Rights. So apparently we need a bill of rights you just having a license to fly is not enough and This is too

1:04:54 I guess it's to remove pilots from aviation altogether. There is only half a million, like 500 thousand licensed pilots in the United States. It's not a lot when you think about it and I'm one of them. So Federal Aviation Administration enforcement proceedings and elimination of deference so this all about uh, fining penalizing jailing pilots which are known as airmen revocation of Airman certificates for controlled substance violations. Uh, so essentially if you, uh, smoke in a joint anywhere or whether you're flying or not and whether you're not flying for the month that they catch you, you will lose your license. Um, we have here emergency order pending judicial review. No, that wasn't that interesting. Hold on. This is very funny

1:05:48 the goals of the NOTAM Improvement Program. And I'm not quite sure this is gonna be well. Here's what? I'm sure there's gonna be another 18 million dollar website so no TAMS are notice to airmen and as a database and Before you fly you basically go into the database, and you just pull out these no TAMS We'll just say like hey There's a crane over on runway two four You know there might be some fireworks going off, and you know you just read It's a part of your normal flight planning procedure Just check to see if there's anything you might encounter on the way Works well as far as I'm concerned, it's just a database run by the FAA and you can see... It's written in pilot code but it's not that hard. Oh no! We need to revamp this John we need to spend millions of dollars to decrease the overwhelming volume of NOTAMs an airman receives when retrieving airmen information prior to a flight in the National Airspace System make the NOTAM more specific and relevant to the airman route A format that is more usable for the airman This is such bull crap They're perfectly useable

1:06:49 They're very understandable. Provide a full set of NOTAM results in addition to specific information requests by airmen, to provide a document that is easily searchable. Provided filtering mechanism provided by the Department Defense notices to Airman and get advice from private sector groups and then the worst one is the medical certification So they are going to change the requirements for your medical certificate, which will of course include if you're insane or not. So you have to undergo a psychological test. Yeah so goodbye! You're done? Forget it no more flying for you. So I'm sad

1:07:35 I'm sad. You know what? Let me change the topic, okay you know we're so here in this United States We're so about that. I can't take it. I can't take you seriously when your hydrogen on me Oh no, kidding me Let's reboot it can just say something funny. I've got it right I Have nothing to say that's funny. I hung up on him You got nothing to say that's funny, I'm just gonna hang up on you. Let's call him back. Is that better? No it's worse! It'd be worse! It is, I don't know tell JC to stop uploading porn Hey JC stop uploading porn! Call me back maybe that'll help There we go

1:08:35 I think when the you know, when Microsoft is now tapping into all the Skype calls that somehow it diverts some packets or something and then well do I how do I sound now? It gets higher every single time. You call back so now i'm really is really bad Are you stopped recording for a second? No, are you kidding this is gold is gold Why would I stop the recording All right. Let's both restart skype then shall we do that Okay Let me see, I will play a little anthem while we're waiting for this to boot up. Ladies and gentlemen please rise for your Gimmo Nation National Anthem! In the morning, Gimmo Nation We are all charged up to be

1:09:26 Human resources and servants in all lands and all ships at sea. From the east to west, down under to the lowlands and deep We are hand-distracted slaves Here our hypno-nations call In the morning Bullshit! Alright, now back to your regularly scheduled program. Can you do me a favor and play Story of the Week? Just for a second I want to hear the whole thing No that's good That sounds like a sequel to the movie Home Alone but this real 11 year old took off for quite- Stop stop stop What do you mean It's a story of the week it's fantastic I just forgot what it was Okay alright Wow thanks Uh huh

1:10:31 Alright, let's talk about Syria then for a moment here. I got a few Syrian clips that are somewhat interesting. I find probably the most interesting of the Syrian clips is not a Syrian clip at all but it was an Iraq clip because you know they've been...Iraq! They've been bombing the place and if you take a look at the BBC had a map of these bombs and they form a straight line. That would be not a pipeline, would it by any chance? I'm guessing that's what it would be but there are like 20 of them and they're all over the place. Yeah! They bombed in the pipeline duh Well you can start with little background here play attacks Iraq part one

1:11:15 Attacks in Iraq. Here we go! A network of attacks making it the single deadliest day of violence this year This was Taji, a town 12 miles north of Baghdad here two car bombs went off then when the police arrived another suicide bomb in all killing more than 40 people It left local residents feeling unprotected If we had weapons, we would have defended ourselves," says this man. Where are the authorities? Where are the security forces?" asks another man

1:11:56 This multiple assault looks meticulously and chillingly coordinated over 20 separate attacks in more than a dozen towns and cities bombs gun attacks on checkpoints even mortar fire on an army base apparently targeting security forces, but also killing civilians. All right what's the point? So couple things I want to point out in this is the No, one of them I already forgot. But the point is that these things are like lined up and there was some phrase in there that was kind of bogative... Oh well never mind! Did you just waste 30 seconds of my day with it? Yes. Okay let me know That's a good background indicating something is going on there and then you can follow that up with Al-Qaeda it turns out

1:12:51 doing all this with the clip Al Qaeda in it. Now, this is a planted story by Russia today to draw attention to the fact that we're not paying any attention of this stuff because of the Syrian bull crap. This is leading into the Syria exposition. It's former strongholds there he also threatened the US with attacks. Our Mideast correspondent Paula Fleer has the latest This is the most deadly attack in at least a year in Iraq. It follows the day yesterday that saw some 17 people killed, and just one incident some 18 people were killed in one neighborhood now we're hearing from a security personal spokesperson that the target of these attacks is predominantly security and Iraqi police it comes just days after a warning by the leader of Al-Qaeda in Iraq Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

1:13:42 al-Baghdadi that he would be retaking strongholds that had been those of Al Qaeda, he would be pushing out the United States and its allies. In an audio recording that was posted online he said – I'm quoting – referring here to the United States you will see Mujahideen at the heart of your country since war has only just begun. Now these latest developments in Iraq are parallel to what we're seeing unfolding in Syria but It is interesting that the mainstream media is largely choosing not to report on Iraq, to the extent it's reporting on developments in Syria. So the questions being asked are firstly why is Iraq not in the headlines? Secondly when you look at talk currently on the table about whether or not there should be any kind of interference, any kind of Western outside interference in Syria, it certainly raises eyebrows

1:14:32 Before you get into that, what was the name of the leader she mentioned there? Well this is important because people should... You've got to get to the wiki page on this guy. Abdul Al Rashid al Baghdadi who's also known as Hamid Dawood Muhammad Khalil Al Zawi and Abu Omar Al Qawishi al Baghdadi and Abduhamad Baghdadi and the way this guy is a complete fiction, but he's not even listed on rewards for justice Of course because he doesn't exist and then with the wiki page taught discusses this guy. He was a creation We don't know by whom he's been supposedly killed two or three times Oh this guy right right April 8th? He was reported killed over the weekend when a joint operation of American Iraq Iraq forces rocketed at home where he was hiding near Takrit in

1:15:27 Also was reported killed. His son was also killed in an attack, some other phony. His son and 16 others were arrested... Oh no I'm sorry his son.. someone else was killed. His son was arrested with sixteen others He was killed in a safe house six miles southwest of Tikrit and found dead in a hole in the ground inside of house. Iraqi Prime Minister Nawru Al-Maliki announced the killing of al Baghdadi and Ayub al Masri at a news conference and showed reporters photographs of their bloody corpses, then this goes on and on and then apparently they blew up one of the houses he was in but somehow managed to get the computer out. Wait a minute wait is it Mohammed Abdullah Khalil Hussein Ali?

1:16:11 Algret what's his name again? L bag daddy is BAGH bag Daddy D ADI as in bag, daddy a Bag dad. Yeah I'm the Mag Daddy of the bag daddy Quoting the guy He's been killed ten times. He doesn't exist and the Russians are using it to distract from the Syrian story is unbelievable It's very funny. He's not even on rewards for justice I know but at least put up a bogus thing who's this guy? You know there's a guy here who was only five hundred thousand bucks

1:16:53 Who's this guy? Kair Mundos. Not worth the trouble! He's in the Philippines, oh he's not worth it. Half a mil screw with that guy. I mean who is number one? Zawahiri is still 25 mil That's the big doe Yeah Hafiz Mohammed Saeed is 10 Let me see if there's anyone else whose worth getting here This guys has a bunch of different names I don't think he's on there at all Mohammed Abdullah Khalil Hussan Arayahal. He's in Lebanon, he's from Lebanon. He's uh...he's won for Pan Am Flight 73! He's 5 million bucks We should get some playing cards with these guys on them

1:17:36 Yeah, where's the playing cards? Yeah. That'd be cool All right So that's a little lead in so please don't pay any attention to Syria where we Russians have You know like what is that? Oh yes a port and a naval base Where we have our stuff and we need the pipelines going through Syria at everything Please pay no attention of that But of course the BBC and CNN, they're working for the Hillary Clinton program. The Lucifer Clipety-Clop Program And I just clipped it you have to see this report in the show notes 429er.nashownotes.com This is a BBC reporter on the ground in Syria

1:18:14 And he, it looks like I swear to God it looks like a movie set. And the things he's describing you're not seeing on the screen just listen how it starts off. Here are desperate for the rebels to succeed clamoring for freedom denied by their president. Clamoring for freedom denied by their president! But as the rebels take over this district many fear what your really seeing is an Islamic takeover No we're really seeing a movie set Hundreds, perhaps as many as a thousand rebels. So we're standing in the vast wasteland like completely empty nicely neatly paved dirt writers have now pushed into this part of Aleppo City As you can see they've set up burning barricades to try and protect the burning barricade is a campfire John I swear to God there's a camp fire the cameraman walks like right almost through

1:19:06 The campfire and he's calling that burning barricades as you can see there's like little rocks in a circle You know one of those is it campfire, and he's calling it burning barricades this particular district There's a police headquarters And then intelligence office up the road and their fear is that reinforcements will head from downtown Aleppo now. Here's the best part So then he's going to say something, it is unfortunate that doesn't work in a podcast audio podcast. He's gonna talk to you about planes bombing people and you're going to see your shot of a plane fighter jet and which looks like a MiG by the way

1:19:46 And you see it flying, it dips down on the horizon behind a building that's in the foreground. Then you hear an explosion then it comes back around and flies without firing anything but he is going to say they were bombing everything so you don't actually see it The plane disappears from view They insert a bomb sound and the plane flies back and he's like oh there were bombing people on the ground And listen to the timing by the way of how he how they accentuate the report with With gunfire, but even with a tank. They've captured from the army The fighters have asked how awesome is that? We gotta do that ourselves man But even here on the greatest podcast in the universe we like to play fake BBC reports outgunned but what happened next marked a dramatic escalation and

1:20:43 For the first time fighter jets took to the skies. You only see one, not fighter jets you just see one. Through the air and strafing the ground. Insert the sound! It's an inserted sound just as the plane goes from view behind the building in the foreground. Strafing the ground a mark of how desperate the government has become And that's it. Just some AK-47 fire, nothing else. Completely bogative I'm telling you! I've been in television all my life this is a beautifully edited package and your brain when you see it goes... But really if you just don't listen to the sound you see that nothing's happening just one single fighter jet Well I have two clips one of them is uh I just thought was a nonsense clip and it was either from the BBC or Cats

1:21:36 Kat... Katrson. Kat, Kat, Kat, Kat. Vankat. Vankat. It's like Tomcat only vankat. But and this would this is one of the reports that just makes zero sense at all but they're trying to get people riled up and place shooting Syrians in the back. Characterized by vengeance exclusion or exclusive power And this is what the bombing and fighting has done. Over 1,200 people have died in the last week alone according to activists in a war where death seems the only certainty

1:22:16 Ian Pannell, BBC News in Aleppo province. Well for more on the fast developing events on the ground in Syria and the US response I'm joined now from Capitol Hill by Republican Senator Johnny Isakson from Georgia who sits on the Foreign Relations Committee. Senator thank you very much indeed for joining us. The Assad regime now using air power against civilians is this the tipping point? Is this what could prompt military intervention? I think the Assad regime's days are numbered. They're not only using helicopters, but we understand fixed-wing aircraft as well. They're actually shooting Syrians who are trying to flee Syria in the back as they try and cross refugee camps. Let me jump in here John...

1:23:02 So what you're seeing, right? You see people running around shooting AK-47s indiscriminately left and right. And by the way there's been 1200 killed in the last week according to activists Yes so but you don't actually see the planes bombing it is the same thing that we saw in Libya! You do not see the planes... It's exactly the same. But my favorite thing is what are they wasting their time shooting Syrians in the back I mean, what is that? That's what the guy said. I know! It's so bogative Okay So here's the bogative bogative that i saw which just was an eye roller. It's a double-bogey Played captured Colonel WTF

1:23:45 But I have to describe what you actually see afterwards and it's just, to me it was a head shaker. Further north towards the Turkish border rebels say they seized a military training academy that contains ammunition depots This video claims to show a pro-Assad colonel who rebels say they captured during their defensive Across Syria there has been reports of heavy fighting Okay, so they got this is claims to show a Syrian colonel pro Assad Syrian Colonel right that's what they said Yeah What do you think you saw on the screen? You saw a guy tied up with his head faded out was like a filter

1:24:28 Are they afraid of getting sued? Or that the guy wouldn't sign the document saying it was okay to use his image. He didn't sign a release! What is the point?! I mean, what's the point!? He didn't sign a release... He didn't sign a release!! The guy's head is like fuzzed out Hey man did anyone get released from the actor we hired to be the defected colonel? Oh crap man I forgot Just blur his face then So look at this go to what are you kidding me with this? I wanted to mention one thing. I got a couple of emails and you and I didn't even pick up on it initially Remember the report that YouTube is now for their, you know freedom channel They're providing capability when you upload a video that it blurs out the faces of the dissidents right involved Well, the big joke Of course Is that your original source material is right there on Google servers unblurred

1:25:21 Yeah, so this is no safety for you This is no safety for your dissidents. This is actually Helping you get your ass thrown somewhere So yeah well if the whole thing's bogus of course now so CNN and this and Soledad is sold out our Brian Of course see who would know you and I both know unlike she'd been all over the place And she has her morning show And she sets it up for a special guest in the studio. This is a great setup, she has the former general of the Syrian army

1:25:59 Who I guess hasn't been there in a while and but he has the voice everything He has to look and there's a couple things gonna be reported here One is no Turkey is closing its border, which means this would now we're gonna have a buffer zone Which is exactly as we predicted. This is all going according to plan and this is about the foreign minister saying hey We got chemical weapons if you attack us we're gonna use them and it gets very interesting in part two of the clip Here's the first part about what they're looking forward to in the Olympics. So Christine, thank you Let's go from the elitist a new world order Olympics to what they're doing on the ground The violence escalating in Syria this morning rebel fighters are preparing to face government troops in Aleppo as the situation is deteriorating How does she even know that? They're getting ready to face government truth with his like Stratego like they got like little

1:26:48 things on the board or something? I mean how does she... It's on the script. Turkey is now closing its borders with that country, that's coming to us via state-run TV international concerns have also increased after Syria's foreign ministry spokesman said the country has chemical weapons and there's fear they could be used against other countries listen any stocks of WMD or any unconventional weapon that the Syrian Arab Republic possess would never, would never be used against civilian or against the Syrian people during this crisis. These weapons are meant to be used only and strictly in the event of external aggression against the Syrian Arab Republic."

1:27:26 Akhil Hashem is a retired Brigadier General who served with the Syrian military for 27 years. It's nice to have you back sir, thanks for talking with us By the way this guy just comes in between the Taco Bell commercials This guy is an amazing show He, right? The Syrian Foreign Ministry spokesperson sort of I think in a way was trying to allay fears about using chemical weapons against civilians and at the same time opened up a big can of worms by one admitting that there were chemical weapons and basically threatening the neighbors around Syria. Not the neighbors Soledad please not the neighbors UN

1:28:03 That's what he is talking about. And we're willing to use them on anybody who would attack us? First of all, on the aspect of using these chemical weapons as a retaliation for the international and military intervention this is a big bluff from a military point-of-view Big Bluff But the regime can use these chemical weapons anywhere against Syrian people Well, let's start with the big bluff part first before we get to Syrian people. The chemical weapons are two things component and then carriers So if you have components in barrels or in storage and you need carriers a delivery system on a missile or something like that Oh she is following the script beautifully isn't she? She's good. Soledad is good

1:28:45 Long-range artillery missiles and airplanes the longer range artillery cannot do anything is 27 kilometers so if a strike coming from like the Gulf Or from the Red Sea or from the Mediterranean what can our brigadier general here downplays it a little bit? But but this is the interesting thing in the reports we've seen that Everywhere. They have already used chemical weapons, you've seen this report right John? They've already used chemical weapons on their own people! It's always going to be on their own people that's the script What kind of chemical weapons are they

1:29:21 You tell me. Are you ready for a laugh? The Brigadier General will explain. They said do not trust the regime, that they could potentially use these chemical weapons against their own people Why after 18 months have they not used them yet? First of all they already used it. They already used! First of all, they already used! They already used! They already used chemical weapons on our own people Some kind of light chemical weapon Light chemical weapons Like it's like light beer way here comes in the middle I'm talking about effectiveness see if effective is in the middle between tear gas and conventional chemical weapons a take it makes like a very Effective harmful result on the skin on the eyes not like they did got the dear guys. It's pepper spray Its peppers CS, maybe its peppers

1:30:12 spray job. Whatever it is, they use worse stuff on the students at Berkeley! That's my point is like we might as well say Obama used chemical weapons against his own people. It's pepper spray. Pepper spray It's not like killing people with ricin or nerve gas or anything like that? I've been subject to the teargas before when i was a... Teargass. And you know, you just wash your eyes thoroughly and then it goes but they already use something like that but as a desperate measure these people can do anything you can imagine They're trying to disperse the crowd! Yeah! A desperate measure Let me see is tear gass

1:30:54 considered a chemical weapon? Come on, Book of Knowledge. No it's not! Tear gas is not considered a chemical weapon. Huh... Is pepper spray... pepper spray considered a chemical weapon? Yes There you go. Pepper spray is considered a chemical weapon and they use chemical weapons on the students at Davis, that one guy with that spray and the guy sitting there. In fact here's a report. We're back with the Occupied Davis video that still has America outraged by now you've seen it peacefully protesting students of University of California

1:31:45 at Davis pepper spray at Point Blake range. That's right, that's your president using chemical weapons on his own people Yeah and I'm sure we use a lot of CS too which is it definitely has to show up as a typical weapon So here's the here's these yeah We're using chemical weapons on the American public! That's right so this operation in Syria has a name. It has a NATO name, John. Oh yeah this I did not know Operation Damascus Volcano You know they sat in the room with it with a bottle of scotch don't you? Like hey man we're gonna call it... I think we call that something funky Something explosive like uh... I got it! Volcano something Yeah ODV Operation Damascus Volcano And here's what's not being reported Remember they blew up the TV studio Right

1:32:42 So, the satellite channels and I wish I had a C-band or some way to receive this. We need to get C-ban into the show we need more donations. Dvorak dot org slash NA, I gotta get a C-band dish that's where were gonna get the good stuff The show will improve by a good 10 percent The satellite channels are being hijacked and they're using the exact same bumpers and openers, and they just have different actors. Oh yeah? Yeah! That's great! Isn't that cool?! It is cool. Let me see... On Friday July 20th around 7 p.m., signals began- were being sent

1:33:26 to the Arab sat and Nile sat. The signals mimic those of Syrian television, duplicating both the graphics and the logos. The programs present patriotic clips according to experts. The signals are being sent from Australia probably from the US National Security Agency base there. So we're doing it? Yeah! Of course we're doing it! I mean isolated who's doing it? Obviously the rebels aren't doing it. It seems unlikely that the French are doing it Isn't that awesome though? So we're just faking the whole thing. Yeah, we're actually hijacking the television signals I think that's fantastic not heard this story This is a good one mm-hmm then we have Also unreported and we had how many how many countries Were against the UN resolution chapter 7 resolution to go in and kick some Assad II ass two were against it

1:34:24 Sure, you can say two were against it. Two vetoed who had veto power China and Russia but what you didn't know and what isn't reported is that both Pakistan and South Africa abstained from a vote I didn't know they were on the Security Council Yeah they are Pa-Pakistan? Mmhmm No they gotta be there Let me take a look And amidst all of this Turkey is actually out there killing its own people A Turkish military helicopter went down in the Hakari province just north of Iraq, which of course is where they're killing the Kurds that Of course is not reported because Turkey good turkey good cuz Turkey has all the pipelines going through it took you good Tookie. Good turkey good turkey not bad No, okay So these guys are temporary members that they end in a year. Yeah, so but there's still honor was the other one you said Pakistan and

1:35:23 Was it South Africa? I think was South Africa. They're on it, yeah So they abstain so it's not just these two countries who are on the wrong side of history It's more. I'm surprised Morocco voted. Morocco... They'll do whatever we tell them to do. And Togo! They'll do whatever we tell them to do. Togo you know they will do anything because of the sandwich shops that have over in the US Former army commander in Gitmo Nation East says Britain will find it increasingly difficult to avoid Yeah, I got the joke to avoid taking part in action in Syria Colonel Richard Kemp who led you could have gotten in the morning at least yeah? I'll give you an in the Sorry little long looks like the UK will just like Libya. The UK will be sent in boots on the ground It's the exact same script with one difference that they don't actually

1:36:21 One, they don't even want to make it look like there's some kind of democracy or something being set up by us. They just wanted to break it all apart Well if that clip continued which I didn't cut short the one where they're talking this Congress person I've never heard of on the BBC He said that you know we wanted to have the damn Chinese and the dam Russians aren't helping us here in this UN deal So we're gonna go with some alone. We don't need the UA all of a sudden We were used the UN for an excuse, and now they you know we can't get them to go along with a program because it's our Program they don't like it, and it's also against them

1:36:57 And so the Chinese and the Russians are gonna be left in the dust, and we're going to keep this propagandistic thing going. This is amazing to watch! Oh it's...this IS history in the making. It has to happen. It's gotta come down. It'll just be like Libya Oh yeah, no it's exactly the same. Just one big mess? This guy must be shaking his head going what... One year ago I was in Vogue magazine and got Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie driving around to lunch then next day I get Lucifer Hillary Clinton shooting hellfires at my butt and programming Al Qaeda operatives to blow me up

1:37:34 Yeah, I wonder what he did wrong. Did he cheat as gin rummy or something? He's teached he did something he did some really it has to do with the Russians in the Chinese Well, did you just before we got a break here the? The Russians we've been following F Russia so this is Senate bill s 1 0 3 9 This is the also known as the Magnitsky Act. Now, Sergei Magnitsky he was a whistleblower and he was killed by the I guess KGB in Russia and so now there's this bill which of course is sponsored by our friend John McCain it's known as the Sergei Magnitsky Rule-of-Law Accountability Act

1:38:32 Congress finds the following, the United States supports the people of the Russian Federation in their efforts to realize their full economic potential and advance democracy human rights and the rule of law. Then there's a whole bunch of blahdy-blahdy-blah about you know they should be on board but they're not really doing the right thing And so essentially They want to outlaw anyone who was involved with the killing of this whistleblower, which is kind of funny because whistleblowers here in the United States get thrown in jail and deemed immediately guilty by our president.

1:39:08 So here is section 4, identification of persons responsible for the detention abuse and death of Sergei Magnitsky and other gross violations of human rights. This is very interesting so this is the secret gulag list that the Americans are putting together against Russians So, no later than 120 days from now the Secretary of State Hillary Lucifer Clippett-Clark Clinton in consultation with the Secretary of Treasury Timmy Geithner will submit to appropriate congressional committees a list. What has Geithner got to do with it? Well it's a list! It's Timmy's List. Timmy and Lucifer's List. Okay this list will determine anyone who is responsible for the detention abuse or death of Sergei Magnitsky by the way you could just replace Sergei Magnitsky with Bradley Manning

1:39:56 participated in efforts to conceal the legal liability for the detention, abuse or death of Sergei Mednitsky. Benefited financially from the detention is responsible for extrajudicial killings torture other gross violations of internationally recognized human rights committed against individuals seeking a to expose illegal activity carried out by the officials of the government of the Russian Federation that's a whistleblower B we have the worst whistle-blowing protection since Obama got in in history But we give a crap about what's going on in Russia. Well, yeah Of course We want to put together a gulag list but listen to this if you do the following You will wind up on the list If uh...if you Hold I just gotta read the language when I get it right Right if you

1:40:50 If you violate someone's human rights against someone who is trying to obtain, exercise defend or promote internationally recognized human rights and freedoms such as... Here comes your rights. freedoms of religion, expression, association and assembly and the rights to a fair trial in democratic elections anywhere in the world or acting as an agent on behalf of a person in matter relating to activity described in paragraphs 1 & 2. So they can basically put anyone on this list that they want and the Russians are outraged. They're like, look we know you don't let people in you got to make a list seriously? You gotta make a list just rub it in our faces and then the whole thing goes on about visas but its so funny to me that this is about whistleblowers and we throw our whistleblowers in jail but

1:41:48 Here we want to prosecute or worse. Yeah here We're gonna prosecute Russians who do exactly the same thing I this is obviously there's whatever is going on between us and the Russians And I've you know one of the new cold war and Obama, of course don't like each other That's not helping no Is getting a little out of control and then that McCain? It's such a douchebag that he is involved in this. What has Geithner got to do with it? Well, he blocks all the money! He steals the money... ...He is the bag man you see. He takes the money That what he does with every single executive order he grabs the money Yeah, he always grabbing money The Assad regime probably have some good money to get You know what we need We need some of that money I'm gonna show my support by donating to No Agenda Imagine all people who could do that Oh yeah, that'd be fab

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1:59:53 We're going to Denver, Sun Valley. We're definitely doing Boise and Miss Mickey is all over this I mean of course now people start the crop up like oh well you come over here come over here. I spent another couple hundred bucks yesterday had Ramon the valley rat check out the truck and pretty much everything checks out my hydraulic power steering pump may be on the way out but He thinks we'll make it. Just reassuring Tomorrow, we're picking up the micro light trailer I've actually had to purchase a couple of items

2:00:36 for the studio, because last time I just had the Mac and it's very challenging when you do it all on one computer. So I got two screens and a stand so that's really nice. So is going to be better than last time? Hopefully but I'm also taking along... Yeah, I've got a little box here with a mixer and a compressor not doing software but having external devices cause we can basically set up the trailer in there. Last time we had to fly to Virginia first right to Baroness Maggie And so I couldn't take all that stuff. So we're gonna build it all up tomorrow then tomorrow night Hopefully you're around John, I'd love to do a test broadcast are you around? Tomorrow night yeah Friday night. I mean come on like you going somewhere You got the hookers coming over put them on

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2:03:26 There is a war on food and this is a very interesting report. Is this the war on chicken? No, not the war on chicken! Well that's food... Yeah but there's no war on chicken today we have a war on food This is the Monsanto sponsored problems with corn The price of corn has doubled it's out of control It's going to go up a lot And here what so interesting because everyone says well you know food prices are gonna go through What you're calling food is not food. All that crap you buy in the supermarket based on corn, that's not actual food! We still go to the market we're still not even able to spend $200 per week and we have enough food from the market here in Austin. The farmers market? The farmers market but going into any

2:04:18 supermarket, any big box supermarket. And I just realized this the other day you come in and there's the fresh produce section which it could all be genetically modified who knows but there's these... It's all tasteless by the way yeah and it looks beautiful looks perfect and it's very very small in the corner usually when you come into the left this by the way is how you know there's a format to supermarkets so I once knew a girl who did this for McKenzie You know they steal each other's ideas. But there is a format for how you walk through it, it was very sophisticated and there is a lot of research goes into this. So every single supermarket the fresh produce is always in the door to the left because your not supposed to go there and then just look at all the aisles... I disagree with that because I've studied this myself and their are plenty of supermarkets

2:05:03 that take a different approach and they put the produce on the right and make you walk through it to get to the rest of the store. Oh, give me one example I can give you 20 examples there's plenty of them people out there all know they've been to these stores i would like our producers to report in where their produce sections are yes please do add him at curry dot com tell him that this is not true that they're all lot of them are on the left Barry but I got I'd say for example on the At the Andronico's here, the produce section you have to walk through it. You have to actually walk right through it I'm talking about big box slave supermarkets What's Andronico? Never even heard of an Andronico It's a big box slave supermarket that is overpriced There's a...you don't know half the chains around there I'm not talking about the overpriced ones! I'm talking about the slave supermarket Safeway, yes Safeway Safeway Safeway haven't been...I don't go to Safeway much anymore so I can't tell where their produce is

2:06:04 Anyway, Max food. Anyway, which is a real big box? Everyone has it but that's not the point The point is it's small It's a small section with real food and the rest is just rows and rows of packaged boxes of corn So learn to cook Seriously who's going with this that's where I'm going but there is a new now I love this We had first we had the war on cigarettes, on tobacco in New York City. And everyone's like yeah get those damn smokers! Don't forget the war on soda. Hold on hold on that's number two well first we get the war the war on tobacco can't smoke in the park you have to go into the sewer system

2:06:56 to smoke. And everyone was like, hey! Screw those! Then we got the war on soda. Eh screw all the fatties and they don't need that and now New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg's health department is drafting up a survey for residents that contains a lot of questions about alcohol consumption oh yeah oh yeah they're coming for your booze my turn to laugh bitches Here it comes. New York City is soaked in alcohol because you don't have to drive Yeah, but they're gonna start limiting you You get in a cab and go home and they drop you off And you can drink all you want You don't have to worry about getting picked up for DUI It's a great place to drink Well no more Why? Just because your slave of the new world order You gotta shut up slave

2:07:46 Don't drink, don't smoke. Just take your meds! Oh where's that one? That's what we need here we go So there is a huge debate raging in the media at least in the mainstream media and Gitmo Nation East in the UK about it being morally wrong Morally wrong this is with the finance minister said to your plumber in cash And this is a... What? Oh yeah, this is a big big big conversation. So the Treasury Minister David Gauk has said if you have a tradesman come over like a plumber or handy man or anybody or someone cleaning your home and you pay them cash that is quote morally wrong

2:08:45 Because of course, of course by doing that you are Evading VAT and it's likely that that person will not report that income You have to run it through the system. So I would say we have Spain and Italy now all limiting cash transactions The United Kingdom is next and we'll get that here in the United States as well By the way It will happen if we'll fight it but it will happen I would say yes to that. Yeah, but you can't just do this You can't just be talking about it Britain, you know and you can't just say it'll be morally wrong And you know and call people out? You have to make it sexy. You got to make digital money sexy and Visa has come up with something that is just it is beautiful This reminds me of the don't resuscitate the slave bracelet

2:09:45 Something called, and I have a commercial here. The Citizen Card. Hello! I'm Lily Last year i told you all about my classic citizen card Government recognized photo ID Pass proof of age Lialta discounts And all for just 15 pounds But now the citizen cards got even better Is my Visa prepaid citizen card This is my visa citizen card Unbelievable it goes on forever. I love it everything I need on one bit of plastic It's everything I need on one bit of plastic I can even use that as a prophylactic

2:10:34 By the way, listen to how poorly edited this music track is. Because the visa sign means I can use it almost anywhere around the world. It's great proof of ID, proof of citizenship and i can use it as fake money! Even in the Olympic Village? Even in the Olympic Village to buy some overpriced approved logo products And I can shop online and get cash when I need it. It's a prepaid card so I can only spend what I load because its chip-and-pin The money is safe as soon as it's reported lost. And I'm completely trackable Stolen

2:11:12 a safe alternative to cash. My card is perfect when I'm out and about, I use it to prove my age when I am buying alcohol in the supermarket How awesome is this we need the citizen cover national ID card that were they keep talking about in the u.s.. Of a yeah They made it also money cards somehow visa guys got into the act perfect these guys are so smart It's the citizen card from Visa. It's your id. It's your picture Id it's you're oh, and it's your money Everything I need on a piece of plastic it goes on you want to hear more no? I think we've heard enough okay

2:11:54 So that of course is the war on cash. That's a disgusting story, you'd almost get clip of the week for that one. That's alright! I got an interesting kind of thing, I said what? This country has had this grudge against Cuba since when 1956-58? We cut them off and we hate them But apparently, listen to this. Tell me if you know anything about this. Play dead Cuban dissident Part one. Yeah, hold on a second part one that doesn't say part one no right top Cuban dissident Oswaldo Paya has died in a car crash on Sunday He was traveling in the eastern Cuban province of grandma when the crash occurred The details of which are unknown his death at 60 comes as a huge blow to the pro-democracy movement in Cuba

2:12:50 Without a doubt, Oswaldo Paya was the most relevant figure of the political opposition against the totalitarian regime of the Castro brothers. Hmm. Have you ever heard of this guy? Never we're so anti-cube and we don't even know anything about this guy So play clip to it makes it even more weird Catholic Paya was sent to a labor camp in the 1960's for his beliefs Overcoming intimidation he built Cuba's first nationwide opposition movement His efforts led to two nominations from the Nobel Peace Prize and was awarded the Sakharov prize for freedom of thought in 2002

2:13:30 So this guy, by the way he didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize. Obama did because Obama's epitomizes world peace. The peace president! But anyway so I've been listening to this story going why? We don't cover it we don't care. The whole Cuban thing is a scam of some epic proportions and apparently give a crap Although we go through all this trouble to blockade them and do all the rest of it. It's just baffling I guess we just want him to be taken over by the Canadians They're buying up the place, you know You know it's a mess up there in Montreal if human following that oh, I'm sorry. It's not on television is it no? It hasn't been no huge protest

2:14:17 Huge. I mean, like the cops or the protesters are so... The numbers are so vast that the cops can't even handle it they're just walking backwards It's huge! Well there is another thing that is not being covered well which is the poor Greek girl who by the way is quite attractive that was kicked out of the Olympics and then they make her, they associate her in this story with the right wingers in Greece. Oh jeez! And because she tweeted she tweeted the wrong politically incorrect commentary. If doping wasn't a problem social media is causing a bit of an issue one of the Greek athletes suspended for racist tweets

2:14:58 This is Vula Papakristou, she's a triple jumper from Greece not expected to medal. She's 23 years old and she took to Twitter To express support for a far-right party And she also made a comment that was deemed racist Here's what she said...she said with so many Africans in Greece at least mosquitoes on the West Nile will be able to eat homemade food Not surprisingly there was a backlash She deleted the tweet What? That's not racist! I don't even get sorry even actually obscure to get the joke. It's not even a joke How can that be racist? She got bad she made the complaint she said all of everyone to do is go to the Olympics and so now they call her A right-wing nut and it races, and they kicked her off the team um you know this is just like You know Bruce Springsteen was playing in In England and they they shut him down

2:15:57 Because you know they have a curfew. It was out in the park I guess, Hyde Park Yeah and that's when McCartney came up and they were playing together They pulled the plug So Steve Van Sant Do I actually know? He lived in the building next door in New York Little Steven he tweeted the following We break curfews in every country, but only English cops need to punish us by not letting us leave until the entire crowd goes. But seriously when did England become a police state?" And then he went out and he apologized for doing that! No! Shut up! That's right He says uh sorry so sorry I did this the point i was trying to make clumsily

2:16:45 as the attempt may have been. Sounds succinct and spot on to me, what is it? How's that clumsy? Well because someone came up and said hey little Steven take it back bitch! I mean this is Steve Van Sant of The Sopranos And he was like I'm sorry I didn't mean to call the police state It IS a police state When did it happen? It happened when the first CCTV camera got put in place That place is...I lived there for five years 100% Police State You were right on. And then you had to go and backpedal? Poor, very very poor There's a lot of this you can't say anymore It's really getting bad

2:17:28 It's getting terrible. Yeah, and of course these social networks don't help because people are encouraged to kind of make commentary. And then innocuous commentary becomes like, ah, raise his right winger! Take her off the team! Yeah... And then she apologized, of course? Of course! Because he wants to go to the Olympics. She didn't get back on the team she screwed I suppose if she blows one of the guys in the committee so get out back on the team that'll do it Okay Let me just check the box explicit in iTunes. That's one way of doing it, it'll work? So Alsterman Report published part two of The Military Insider and I like this a lot and here is what they're saying in a nutshell that remember this is the Obama has to get re-elected by any means possible. Remember he also talked about Leo Girard. Leo Girard is kind of the Uber man of all unions around the world

2:18:29 And according to the Military Insider and the Wall Street Insider, the script that is now being run on America is the exact same script that was run on Brazil. The exact... uhhhh.... The exact same script that is being run on Botswana and most importantly Argentina And as specifically, as it pertains to Nestor Kirshner and the who was president up until 2007. He died suspiciously I might say he got a cold and then his wife Christina Fernandez took over. He died from a cold? Yeah he did that's exactly what it is like it does like you know it was not a sniffle. And the way it works is this

2:19:26 The trade unions overtake the government and then everyone becomes completely dependent upon the government. And if you look at the parallels between Argentina and what is happening here, I have to say wow it is really spot on! No mistake by the way that Michelle Obama went to Botswana remember she just took a trip to Africa? Remember that? Yeah. Botswana Why? That was... She's just going to check on the progress of the script No, Leo Girard made her do it For what? Yeah, uh... To show how it works I guess Here is how we do it You go to Botswana and check it out Talk to my friend Bill And this of course is Valerie Jarrett who Who was the direct operative of Leo Girard

2:20:23 But it's very interesting when you look at the parallels. Let me see, I think Kirchner of Argentina came into office on the tale of a deep economic crisis country which had once called equaled Europe and levels of prosperity considered itself a bulwark of European culture It was laden with debt He subsequently blamed everything on the previous administration. And then basically had the trade unions take over and we know that President Obama is run by the unions. Unions in conjunction with big pharma? Well, okay they're just bag men because they just want to make some dough but I thought it was very interesting and well of course if the script plays out completely

2:21:13 Then Obama would get the sniffles and Michelle would become president. Yes, which is not possible of course Well she could be elected That's a good one I'm just saying Anyway, I think it's very interesting to look at the parallels and i'm gonna keep my eye on it. I thought that was just you know? I don't think these guys can't be making this up This is pretty good stuff Yeah, i've been reading that thing on and off And now you really the guys either the best fiction writer in the world or he's really in there what happened to ava peron I Don't really understand the story because it was she there before them was she the ones that uh no She's the one who was very popular

2:21:55 She was a, you have to read, there's a lot of biographies of her and some good stuff. Just read the Wikipedia thing and you'll get it. She took over from an evil dictator and became worse. Her corpse is on tour! Is it? Yeah Huh, I was hoping they put Lenin on tour before they put her on tour. Here three years after Eva Peron's death in 52 and her embalmed corpse disappeared removed by the Argentinean military in the wake of the coup that deposed her husband Juan Peron it then went out an international odyssey lasting nearly two decades before derived back in Buenos Aires in 1974 but so she's on tour you can go and see who is your opening act

2:22:44 I think it was one of those guys we droned, Al Zawahiri. I think it's gonna be play. We're going to see more of this type of story, but it's all done This was out of England and this is done you talking about police states? This has done. I believe to make to push their Airport security more toward our airport security so it just really get them to hammer what did this air on what? This might believe I think this was on the BBC

2:23:26 And this is a kid, a stowaway story that is just fascinating. You can just see the elements... It's a long clip because they get they got to beat it up and give all the elements of what needs to be improved but play this and tell me what you think It sounds like a sequel to the movie Home Alone, but this real 11-year old took off for quite an adventure. The young boy got on an airplane at Manchester Airport headed for Rome without a boarding pass ticket or passport it begs the question of how? Well that's exactly what authorities are now trying to piece together some staff have been suspended and the airline jet 2 is scrambling for an explanation Danny Savage reports

2:24:10 When a Jet 2 flight took off from here in Manchester yesterday, nobody realized an 11 year old boy had sneaked on board minus a ticket and passport. The flight was well on its way to Italy when the crew realized they had a boy in a seat heading to Rome alone He blended in with the family in departures and now questions are being asked about security here. The boy was mixed in with a large number of children, other family members... Clearly our staff didn't count the right number of children versus that right number boarding cards Just round the corner from here is the first of several security checks that the boy managed to get past without any travel documents. But once airside, he also got past Jet 2 staff at the boarding gate and those on the door of the aircraft but once onboard there was no headcount so he wasn't noticed before takeoff One of things we are doing now in all our flights is do a head count on board the aircraft

2:25:13 and we've also doubled our passport check at the gates. The boy was last seen by his mum in a shopping centre not far from the airport, but he was next seen on the aircraft heading to Rome before being flown back last night Quite how a child managed to walk through so much security and onto a flight will now be investigated thoroughly. Danny Savage, BBC News Manchester Awesome Yeah we gotta ramp up that security What kills me though I mean the story itself is quite humorous The guy- the little kid It's a little kid with his mom at the mall decides out of the blue... I'm gonna hop on that plane

2:25:55 To go to the airport, get on some plane to Rome. This is bullcrap! It's gotta be! Bull crap story well so let me take you and it's to ramp up security yes and let me take you from that directly to the TSA remember how David E Kelly did this several times? You know of course everything you see on television even what we think is news is all scripted programming Remember when David E. Kelly had Boston Legal and Ally McBeal, and he would have the characters meet each other in the shows? Like the shows would intertwine? Yeah, he was not the first guy to do that but a number of people would make shows intertwined with other shows So we have exactly the same thing happening now with two production companies

2:26:51 One big one, the pharmaceutical industry who produce a lot of fiction. and our Department of Homeland Security intertwining scripts in the most brilliant way. It's the gym, the security checkpoint at the airport places where we are often in bare feet you may not give it a second thought when you take off your socks and shoes but some experts are saying you should! Dangerous bacteria can be lurking in these public places and they could hitch a ride home Wait what kind of bacteria do you think it is? You're never gonna guess Well, I mean Horowitz by the way complains about this bitterly and then there's a couple of things to first comment on. One...I don't know about you but i don't take off my socks! No no no but what we're talking about here- Let's get back to that because there are some people roaming around barefooted Yeah Now I mean the only possibility is if it was in a wet environment you could get a fungus infection that would be also known as athlete's foot

2:27:49 That would be it, pretty much. You can pound me all you want I'm just telling you that's a fact. Okay what is it? Nikki Kimball reveals these hot spots for germs and why your urge to be careful Well we took samples from several places where people go without their shoes We let them grow inside of a petri dish And what we found was gross surprising and scary With a national sales job, Barbara travels nearly every week. Since she's a frequent flyer she has learned to make travel easier and one way wearing flats that are easy to slip off through security I would never thought anything like this would happen Wearing flats at the airport is you know the most comfortable way to travel But a few months ago Barbara noticed some spots on her feet they turned out to be warts caused by coming into contact with the human papillomavirus

2:28:41 She's so embarrassed about it. She doesn't want to move. HPV! HPV! No, no, no... from the TSA. Face on camera and where her doctor says she likely got the warts, someplace she went barefoot the only place she could think of going through airport security I love it so we've got the TSA and HPV now working together and you know that they're just sitting there drinking and kissing hookers laughing about this Look what we did! We are so awesome

2:29:22 So that definitely is a gem of public relations product placement. You will now need to shot it's a 10 you will now need a shot to go through the TSA because you don't want to catch HPV on your foot. And by the way, you can get ovarian cancer if you're in a certain kinky types of sex from your foot It's crazy. So then we- It is bull crap! Of course it's bull crap I mean, it's beyond bull crap... warts from the airport Well and now horror wizards will have something else to complain about So then we had the big AIDS celebration Elton John, Lucifer Hillary clippity-clop everybody was there You know, oh it was all fantastic But just coincidentally timed

2:30:17 We have a report. International group urges prompt HIV treatment for all! For ALL I tell you! An international group of scientists on Sunday called for all adults who test positive for HIV to be treated with antiretroviral drugs right away, rather than waiting for their immune systems to weaken So this was the International Antiviral Society. This, by the way John according to the report is an international group of scientists! so I looked them up and uh... hold on my pad is stuck again And this a little outfit at Utah State University. This is the international group of scientists

2:31:11 I'm reading directly from Form 990. They only collected $260,000 in 2010 Very very small group But what is their entire mission in life? Reading from the form to sponsor yearly conferences on antiviral research provide information through newsletters emails and website Sponsor travel awards to graduate students postdocs and young investigators sponsor awards for outstanding research So, the only thing they spend their money on is to provide information to members potential members that IE recruitment and other interested individuals on the society and its activities. On its annual antiviral visa research conference in other related conferences so they have a website which I would like you to look at. I can make them a money bet on this one

2:32:07 I bet that 250,000 balloons for the fiscal year 2012. Yeah yeah you got it go to a go find go find the website okay what is it? Hold on I have it in here... It is let me open up IASUSA.org I-a-s-u-s-a dot org That's a 17 million dollar website Current funders is the page you want to go Gilead Sciences. Oh, yeah Make the cocktail Bristol Myers squid Merkin Co. Yeah, it's gonna be on 50,000 this year vertex pharmaceuticals Abbott Abbott laboratories With a PR agency was it planted that bullcrap story right in time for the big AIDS celebration? Yeah

2:33:10 I think the better story was on the alternative media and i believe it may have been Democracy Now which during the AIDS controversy played this very small piece of clip here, DC and HIV AIDS. She says there's a strong link between the spread of HIV and incarceration One study found that three out of four of DC's African-American men will spend time in prison at some point in their lives. Once he comes home from prison, he is more likely to have engaged with sex...have sex with the individual women that are going to be in his neighborhood and network a friend The woman has probably also been in relationship with another guy who now may be away

2:33:55 and in prison. So it's kind of this transfer that goes on I encourage you again to watch the documentary House of Numbers, to learn more about the HIV epidemic and where it comes from and how it can be halted And by the way... besides that, by the way The fact that nobody says jack about 75% of all the blacks males in DC have been in jail Yeah, how's that? You're right. Once or more Wow. Nobody said this is like that to me is the story I mean say what wow and your president by the way Is black for all you blacks are living in DC and uh what has he done for you It's really it's just I don't want to change the topic from this Conference where I you know Hillary was but it just seems that this a this Incarceration story needs to be we need to beat beat it up more

2:34:57 I just want to hit a couple other vaccine stories. Great news! A single pill could treat Alzheimer's, Parkinson's and multiple sclerosis. I can't wait for that one but the best story comes from England. DEFRA which is the Department of like farms and agricultural thing? Defra yeah D-E-F-R-A It's the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs. There you go. Here is the headline... Tuberculosis in Britain is spreading through the suburbs! Where it coming from? Well according to a DEFRA official cats are spreading it to humans. Cats?! It's the war against cats!! We've gone insane ladies and gentlemen. Cats.. Officially officially gone insane

2:36:04 But the most insane thing I will be watching tomorrow for sure is the opening ceremony of the Olympics. You're actually gonna do you get a sink to that level? I have to see it because this is going to be so full of Illuminati New World Order symbolism, its meaning they have got They got like Stonehenge crap flying around. They got... What's the big festival with that big mound? That sacred mound? The um... I don't know. Sacred Mound? Sacred Mound Festival Lady Gaga concert. The Sacred Mound, where U2 always performs It's the Sacred Mound Festival Uh, Festival UK U2 What is it? Someone in the chatroom will know They've got the cauldron- Glastonbury

2:36:56 They've got the cauldron that's going to be lit. I mean, they've got their pyramids everywhere and then Big Ben is going to ring its bell for three minutes non-stop at 12... actually it's more than 3 minutes between 8... yeah it was 812 and 815 a.m.. What is that? Why...? I mean big ben hit listen to the numbers Big Ben will strike 42 times. We know that is yeah magic number magic number between 812 and 815 which is magic number 3 because it's three on July 27th 727 14 to mark the start of the Olympics I mean what happened like eight eight o'clock shop tell you who no man, let's do at 812 hey something going on

2:37:56 It's all it's definitely there's definitely code in there. All symbolism I mean has to be code and they have us would you do it at 812? And they have a huge harmonized bell In the in the stadium, whatever that means what's a harmonized Bell? I have no idea means one does not off-key. I guess I don't know Harmonized belt that's also going to ring And then you will turn around and eat your neighbor. I don't know, something... this is not good! The whole year the world's largest harmonized bell Oh ooh it has an inscription hold on a second this is great Where is it? Be not of feared the aisle is full of noises That's what's on the bell be not afeared the aisle is full of noises This is kind of interesting Peter in the Bible

2:38:59 I guess it's chapter 3, 8 through 12. So you have your three, got your eight and twelve. Gave instructions on submission and suffering. Shut up, Slave! Possibly that... Yeah, I'm gonna be watching. I'm just going to be watching getting programmed Of course since i'm aware and awake they won't be able to do it but I'll be able to catch it They're also using some secret device To keep the ceremony on track The International Olympic Committee Executive Director for the Games, Gilbert Felly... A whatch? ...wouldn't say what the device was as it is pertinent to the ceremony and is wrapped in secrecy. However he said that would discourage athletes to keep up a regular pace and discourage them from stopping today take pictures and delaying the proceedings." It's probably a taser!

2:39:57 Yeah, don't you think it's a taser? It's a secret device. And if they're too slow on walking around the stadium... ...the secret device will make them walk faster! I think it's a tasing-it's a cattle prong! More troops being deployed at the London Olympics even more An extra 1200 troops will be deployed to protect key venues following The Scandal We already have an extra 18000 coming in so now they bring another 1200 still not enough and Let's see, was there anything else?

2:41:01 This week's dramatic glacier collapse and tsunami apparently triggered by the same heat wave that stunned NASA scientists. Satellite images show Greenland July 8th, white solid ice 40% is pink melted. Just four days later 97 percent melted Scientists say that's unprecedented in the modern era but not hard to understand So with climate change the risk of rare events such as heat waves has changed increased and in fact increased because it's warmer Lawrence Berkeley lab climate scientist Michael Wehner says July 16 a slab of Greenlands Petermann Glacier twice the size of Manhattan broke off

2:41:38 Some people are nervous. The world's changing, melting away. We human beings are probably part of the cause. The amount of water locked up in the Greenland ice sheets is truly astonishing. Scientists say if it were all to melt sea levels around the globe would rise more than 20 feet taller than that sculpture. Imagine what that would mean for coastal cities. Women do we have how many percent of ice they have? Well, apparently if you listen to that report early on in the report they said 97% of it melted. So we should have...the sea level should have gone up 20 feet by the basis of the last part of their report. It's yeah! Why? How come it hasn't?! Yeah there was a... And by the way did you catch the little neuro-linguistic thing in there where the guy is starting to yak and then the reporter has actually given him his lines

2:42:31 No, I didn't catch that. It's good you can't you'll never find it again But believe me the guy saying well the guesses he says increased oh Really wow this is well You know did the temperatures change increased increased why they came in twice? Why is the ice pink because of all this and salmon frozen in it we're all gonna die the sea levels going up 20 feet not an inch a Anyway, just so you know the loss of the Arctic Sea ice 70% man-made according to a new computer based simulation known as Atlantic Multi Decadal Oscillation. As long as he gives it great name it's true known as AMO Atlantic Multi Decadal Oscillation

2:43:29 30, uh... there you go. 70% of that is due to us. Okay! And finally on the Agenda 21 front since we're talking about it The USDA has just announced the People's Gardens This was a part of the S50... S510 Food Safety Act Umm.. The USDA would like you to register your people's garden It's cool Why? So they can come and burn it Obviously Everyone why everyone they want people to register their gardens and they got a nice little 18 million dollar website with With a Google map, and of course the stupid slaves like oh yes. I've got my tomatoes right here Come and spray them and kill me Telling you it's about it as you can look at it pub info dot USDA gov slash garden

2:44:31 It's unbelievable. Let me see if any Texas slaves put anything in there, stupid Texas slaves please don't tell me that. Uh-uh let me see garden location city. So the drones you know are going to be able identify unregistered gardens? Oh yeah hey what's that?! You have an unregistered garden slave! Let me see if anything is in Austin processing your map request one who's the sucker oh Baranoff Elementary School Garden of course people in texas not stupid now let's look at Berkeley

2:45:07 Is it Berkeley? B-E-R-K-E-L-E-Y Let's look at Berkeley. Let me see... Berkeley Oh yeah! 1, 2, 3, 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 You stupid slaves Good slaves That's Berkeley Free thinkers Awesome Alright Friday we'll have our special show We have to stream it because part of the test is the stream But it'll be only for chatroom lovers, and by the way in the morning to your chat room forgot to say hi. And for people who joined in the mail list or who are already on the mail list! Then on Sunday we'll be coming to you from Dallas Tejas from producer Dave Koss's compound. Remember us big trip coming up coming out your way not a lot of slaves could use all the help we can get

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