Pooper & Blitzer

00:00 Mike check, Mike check, Mike check, Mike check, Mike check, Mike check. Adam Curry, John C. DeVore Act. It's Thursday January 29th 2012 time for your GiveOnNation Media Assassination Episode 378 This is no agenda Back from the island of drone air and on solid ground in the capital of the Drone Star State here at Camp MoFo. In The Morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where I remain and appreciate a better connection, I am John C. Dvorak. I'm sorry, i meant to say Sunday. You might have you've done that before. I have done that! I mean to say always Thursday in Texas. Yeah thats right it's always the day before the weekend

00:48 Here in Tejas. It's good to be back though, man now it was nice being there but it's good to be back Well congratulations on your engagement well Thank you so much You didn't say this when I told you it's funny interesting you guys because they didn't get the note I was that thought may have been a me you may have been trying to punk me Yeah, right. I yeah, I'm trying to punk you I don't know Catch me off guard and then I finally got the note that supposedly was sent to me it came like two days ago Yeah And then with some photos yeah are you gonna come? Are you gonna come for the wedding when What? This is not, that's not a great answer to my great question. I mean when... When it's scheduled what difference does it make won't you drop everything? Oh yeah absolutely! Okay we're expecting you to officiate oh I'm not gonna be the best man No you're not gonna be the best man! Oh man what a chip. You want me to marry ya?!

01:52 Well, you're allowed to right? Yeah. But I don't know if you could... If you can do it- if you can pull it off without being a jerk Well, I'm not a jerk 24-7. Uh huh... Can we catch you on that one? But I'm sure your cornball thing that you're gonna write is going to be hard for me to not keep it's keep I don't know maybe. It depends We're thinking maybe will just get married. You'll get carried away with all this kind of new age stuff which i anticipate by the way. What do you mean like bare feet and uh And then little girls with rose petals and throwing them in the air every 13 seconds. You know there they go That's not new age as romantic John. Yeah, you know and then some you know moon rings Both of your top lists I mean Now it sounded really good wearing we you know some sort of weird you know having soaked at some sort of goo Hey citizen

02:51 Yeah, with like sticks in her hair. Right! Exactly You've pretty much described exactly what Mickey wants Your insight is amazing No, no. I don't know maybe we'll get married and then we'll just have a party but then we'll ask everyone to get up and say something that could be fun too. I always like the speeches the best. Yeah especially when... I got it! We'll do a roast Exactly. That's a roast marriage! It's a roast, there you go perfect idea I would come up and insult you, insult Mickey, all the other roasters Now your talking that's fun right? That's a thing to do that i've done those Yeah im sure You'll be the headliner I can handle it, I could be the MC for that Anyway thank-you very much And its good to be back Are you going to get married in the United States or are you gonna get married in the Antilles Or are you gonna get married in Holland, are you gonna get married in Russia What

03:50 Well, I'd like to do it in the United States. We could do it... The thing is we got people who would come from Gitmo Nation lowlands So you kind of want to make it easy. Could you have a wedding in Holland? Let me just imagine it, so everyone's seated in a chair and like just in a big giant circle standing without saying anything and just kinda droll No I wouldn't wanna do it in the lowlands no way Now we'll do it here or... We'll see Do it Dallas Why Dallas? At the big giant... The Superdome. Yeah, let me start saving for that

04:37 You're gonna do it in a big church. You're gonna do it at Chapel. No the open air you can't do it I would like to do it In Texas with line dancing and Cowboy hats and shooting guns in the air well that shooting gun sounds fun Yeah, but now pronounce your man and wife and everyone shoots Yeah Anyway, it was so funny after we after we concluded our broadcast on Thursday and of course that was done You know by the time the show would up. Well you know it turns out We had about 250 kilobits per second It was like using a modem I mean it sounded like yeah, I know Yeah But I didn't know we still we still got through it now this but of course when you upload the file it takes Like an hour and a half

05:26 So I'm sitting around waiting, you know and yeah and everyone in the house is like out on the boat. You know they're like hey how you doing? How's that show going? Yeah so by the time i'm done it's 5-530 local time and nothing left to do And all day is shot Going out on a boat for an hour No The thing takes forever to upload Well...yeah but you know It already took an hour and half and the minute its done I want to publish But anyway, so by the time I'm done it was like dinner and go to bed. And there was another debate! I couldn't believe it! Yeah! I flip on the TV's like what?! Another debate? Are you kidding me!?

06:03 This guy's just out of control with the debating. By the way, I thought Ron Paul what I saw...I thought he did really well. Yeah, I thought he would have done better though if he'd finished his sentence. See? I don't know. I didn't see it so... They wouldn't let him finish or...? This thing has really gotten way out of control how the media is running this. They keep talking about the race and the contest You know, it's like they're using every single word in the American Idol X Factor script and even Wolf and Pooper Boy. They're analyzing it like they're talking about the Super Bowl! And actually let me play this clip I thought that this was kind of telling but first of all how Wolf is like well you know or actually Anderson starts off yeah you know they wouldn't answer your question

06:53 I'm also Students Graham Wolf Blitzer in the exchange with Newt Gingrich. We went really back and forth on the appropriateness of a question, but i just want to show that exchange to our viewers Earlier this week, you said Governor Romney after he released his taxes You said that you were satisfied with the level of transparency Of his personal finances when it comes to this And I just want to reiterate and ask you Are you satisfied right now with the level of transparency as far as his personal finances? Well, you know, you and I have a great relationship. I love this by the way But you know, you would not have a great relationship, you know, well for you and I goes back along way along with him

07:32 This is a nonsense question. Now, what I find problematic here is Ron Paul should be the one slamming the media but Gingrich seems to be getting all of that juice which is good actually he's right you know people... Well I think a lot of it is just distract from Ron they've taken Ron Paul and instead of fighting it they like I'll say something to gingers as I agree. Yeah, you're right on the same lab lab lab Yeah Listen to this so they would this be the first a little bit of the exchange and then but listen to pooper and blitzer Wrapping it up is it's literally like they're at a football game four of us agree for the rest of the evening, we'll actually talk about issues that relate to government in America. Mr Speaker you made an issue this week when you said he lives in a world of Swiss bank and Cayman Island bank accounts I didn't say that, you did! I did and I'm perfectly happy to say it on some TV show but this is a national debate where

08:34 get the four of us to talk about a whole range of issues. But if you make a serious accusation... You're talking a world blitzer here, man! I brought Anthony Weiner down, dude and couldn't do this to YOU, man! ...against Governor Romney like that- I simply suggested- You need to explain that! You wanna try again? Wouldn't it be nice if people didn't make accusations somewhere else that they weren't willing to defend here?! Alright let's tell the Romney guys He's got no ad libbing with Mitt here Shut up, Mitt. You're making it worse for yourself Now back to Cooper. You know, he was the one who raised that issue. He's training Brock. The Cayman Islands, the Swiss bank accounts... He made a very serious allegation against Romney. I thought it would be an opportunity for him to clarify things. Wait wait wait what kind of a serious accusation is saying like to you? Nothing! Oh your living in a rich part of Austin and your got a Cayman Island Bank What kind of an accusation how is that a serious accusation

09:48 It's just a minor commentary to me. I don't know how serious... it's not like he is like a pedophile. I don't know about the whole flat thing though, you know? He didn't have his training bra on tonight Anderson well yes indeed Now by the way, if you said that to me that would just be an outright lie. Lane what he meant by that and uh He didn't want to talk about it And then when I finally pressed him on it and he backed down he responded Yeah, I pressed him on it! He backed down because I wolf effin bit the bitches There have been a number of allegations obviously made on the campaign trail Yes, allegations, allegations It's just like You know Why don't they just do- They're trying to spice it up Why don't they just do it right? And hire Ryan Seacrest He would be so much more fun

10:28 How come that's what, huh? Actually I think Ryan Seacrest would be great. He would yeah! I think he would to be honest about it as silly as it sounds. I think he'd be great because you're not being involved because he doesn't have really a political agenda that I can tell no and I think he'd be more personable and It's as silly as it sounds. I think you'd be better as a television producer and you and I of course Head up the Dvorak-Currie consulting team now that I think we're on to something here this this would be a very very And I think it would pack him in

11:06 I bet he wants to see Wolf Blitzer. No! We want Ryan! These guys have got to, they might as well face the reality. Fox has been indicating this for years when they have Gilfoyle with their legs over on the show and they're getting closer to... Megan Kelly's a good example. They're getting closer just saying let's screw it We're a show business company, let's just put in high-end not Wolf Blitzer but let's put in Ryan Seacrest. I mean somebody that is a high end moderator and bring him in the audience it would probably do the public a favor

11:43 And about halfway through, we're going to take a break right now. Here's Ryan Seacrest. All right everybody we're gonna take a break here on the GOP X Factor Idol and here's Kelly Clarkson! Just do a song just have us you just have her do this great song it'll be rocking it out you know be fun but no I know for a fact. It wasn't suggested, but yeah it'd be better We really could Or i think you need to do a variety show so you have the guy spinning dishes running back and forth with dogs jumping backwards Exactly And you just run them in and out of there

12:23 But no, no. No do we get to produce it? No Ken Ehrlich whoever is doing that you know that guy and does all this he does Celine Dion's Vegas concert. You know these guys could use some writers to somebody mentioned that and one of the shows that they think that Mitt Romney gets all his one-liners and material from the I thought was The best description, the back of Boys Life magazine. You have to understand what Boys Life Magazine is otherwise you don't get it. It's a magazine for this boys life and its just very low end It wasn't low end, it was kind of like an outdoorsy scouting type camping magazine for boys. I liked it! But if you had some pros writing the material so they were delivering hot one-liners at each other you'd have competitive little teams

13:13 Or you'd even have a show around them picking the writers. Oh yeah, we could have a pre-show all about that! Yeah Did you see the script writing session by the way? No With President Obama he had Jeb Bush in the Oval Office Oh really? Yeah, unbeknownst to the press President Obama met Friday evening with former president George H. Walker Bush and his son former Florida governor Jeb Bush in the Oval Office They were doing a script writing session exactly like I predicted here he comes Jeb bush on the way that's no coincidence Well you know there's something to me that still fishy about Obama's

13:58 positioning of himself in this whole election. If you remember the that event where they have the press come in, it's called whatever and they make jokes I forget the name... Yeah The White House Press Corps Dinner yeah there and he was in there and he was talking about these people that are gonna be running against him and is the first time I ever heard Huntsman mentioned He mentioned Huntsman as the guy who's gonna get in the race and Huntsman got in the race. Of course he failed because he has no personality at all, but I'm thinking you know this of course we've said this all along so it is not a big deal to say again which is that these whole thing is rigged just one party we don't really have any competition you get somebody like Ron Paul in there and they

14:42 They won't even give him a shot at talking right and but yeah, maybe maybe maybe this part of the Well I called it. I said if we were producing this and most of the things We talked about when we talk about hot women when we talk about douchebags. We are doing it from our Perspective as television producers suits yes as executives Yeah, and it's interesting because I was watching another scripted production This was a Lucifer Now we all know Lucifer of course is my pet name for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. And so she was doing a town hall with all her people, it's basically what we would call an All Hands meeting. An All Hands of Lucifer

13:58 positioning of himself in this whole election. If you remember the that event where they have the press come in, it's called whatever and they make jokes I forget the name... Yeah The White House Press Corps Dinner yeah there and he was in there and he was talking about these people that are gonna be running against him and is the first time I ever heard Huntsman mentioned He mentioned Huntsman as the guy who's gonna get in the race and Huntsman got in the race. Of course he failed because he has no personality at all, but I'm thinking you know this of course we've said this all along so it is not a big deal to say again which is that these whole thing is rigged just one party we don't really have any competition you get somebody like Ron Paul in there and they

14:42 They won't even give him a shot at talking right and but yeah, maybe maybe maybe this part of the Well I called it. I said if we were producing this and most of the things We talked about when we talk about hot women when we talk about douchebags. We are doing it from our Perspective as television producers suits yes as executives Yeah, and it's interesting because I was watching another scripted production This was a Lucifer Now we all know Lucifer of course is my pet name for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. And so she was doing a town hall with all her people, it's basically what we would call an All Hands meeting. An All Hands of Lucifer

15:28 And it was kind of difficult to comprehend because she had, I guess every team has a letter. So you have like the M-team and the J-team and the E-team. You get the E-team together with the J-team we can talk strategies even better at certain points in this speech she talks about not just the J-team but the J family I have to say she's, she would be perfect running HP or something like that. You know this is exactly what those companies like it's exactly what you know what the investors like here. So I kind of got onto this because that I was trying to find a video of her

16:08 Because also apparently on Thursday she mentioned to her people, which is not in this video that I looked at but this according to an AP news report. You know that she says well you know after 20 years it'll be 20 years of been on the high wire American politics and all the challenges that come with it so it's probably a good idea to find out just how tired I am as what she said but then at the end he says by the way You know the everyone says they'll they're gonna drop out of politics, but you know you never know that you can never leave the job So yeah she kind of like left it open like she might come back or whatever so anyway. I'm watching this at state gov I'm watching this video and her producer comes out and just to show you how scripted these things are Yeah, what does the producer do before you start the show? What is the producer do oh

17:03 Oh, it depends on how elaborate the show is but the producer might be before you start the show. The producer may warm up the audience Right and of course the audience is filled with shills because we're going to do a question-and-answer session so he's got to make sure that the audience behaves properly Everyone welcome to the Secretary of State's town hall meeting Just one brief technical reminder. This... Now first of all, it's a technical reminder so you know this is all about the broadcast we're getting ready get ready everybody places please Session is being broadcast not only on the State Department's internal closed circuit system BNET but... Bnet?

17:46 Bnet really? Bnet 9. It also is being broadcast by a number of networks so please always be diplomatic in your questions and in your performance Oh, okay! Please be diplomatic in your questions and your performance Now doesn't that mean that they're acting Yeah, well this is like... I'm surprised they didn't do one of the other things these guys will occasionally do is come out and coach the audience for B-roll. Oh! I saw that by the way at the very end of the debate

18:27 Because I only caught like the last 20 minutes. There was a producer on the side, literally on stage off to the side with the script in one hand making everybody clap you know he's clapping his script against his hand trying to rile everybody up like for B-roll yeah well it was all it was the end of the show anyway so this is a performance that we've got to have questions that are all scripted and everything is all set up obviously because you can't go punking Lucifer that would be no good And well, there's two little ditties I found in her speech which is all about the quadrennial review of the State Department. Which means we're doing great! Revenues are up We're doing fantastic and here's the first thing that i found You know it no longer makes sense in a world of constrained resources

19:19 in countries to have separate warehouses for State Department and AID. We need efficiencies, we need economies of scale and we're working through all that Pat Kennedy and his great M-Team is really helping And as promised we launched a foreign assistance dashboard Wooo! The M-team launched the dashboard This is your pet peeve, this dashboard idea. Well listen to the dashboard at www dot foreign assistance dot gov Now please enter that into your browsers right now www dot foreign assistance dot gov and tell me what you see on the dashboard

20:07 Tell me what you see on the dashboard. Do you have it, John? Did you see it on the dashboard? I'm getting there. You see it on a dashboard? We have a dashboard! It says foreignassistance... oh dot gov. I got .com. No, just dot gov. Weird, its got some... Yeah What do you see on foreign assistance dot gov? Come on. Blue light babe. What do you say? Says that's... well I must have it... no Go ahead read because thats what I've got too What server not found yes? Hey citizen, they don't even it's not even there's no server at it yet. It doesn't exist She's promoting it and the great M team who set it up. It doesn't work Maybe it's got a dash or something she knows no try another alternatives here come on wait a minute hold on a second I don't believe this If you do a who is it says its active W to I'll try the dash dot

21:06 foreign-assistance.gov It comes up in a Google search if you go for an assistance get foreign Space assistant space Gov and you hit google it comes up Foreign Assistance dot gov a website by sector by date And this is that and it's still dead so this has been alive. He's dead now, baby Because I guess the dashboard wasn't performing right or something. Well, it's not only up there but it shows it as with a bunch of subheads which is weird for Google when they have all this stuff like data by sector country offices so I hit any of these and they're all dead FAC FAQ here's the fact nothing well this is our government at work wait do you have

21:51 Is it cash? Can we get a cashed version of it? Uh, no. It's does not need to be cashed. Yeah yeah yeah! Cash... I don't see cash. I got a cash. I got a cash. You've gotta cash. I gotta cash. Well hit the cash. Okay well it's really broken the cash uh we've got what's coming where is the money going this is a great dashboard FAQs so oops Google Chrome could not find foreignassistance.gov anyway Very interesting to find out exactly what this dashboard does. How much money do you think the State Department spends? Eight million dollars! How much do you think it spends of our total annual budget, of all the money that we spend in these United States of Gitmo Nation? Now what your... Because it would be in the dashboard and its in the dashboard how-what is the percentage that the State Department spends of all of our money

22:45 I would say maximum 5% of all our money, maybe. That lets anyone in the world with an internet connection to see where we are investing and how much. Anyone with an internet connection except me! And i will be discussing this in greater detail at USAID town hall It's also nice to be able to refer our own inquiries that still people think we spend, you know 20% of the US government's budget on development who tell them to go to the foreignassistance.gov and actually get a little evidence-based reality going. Third... Sounded to me like it was twenty percent So what she kind of said Isn't that what she said?

23:37 Well, yeah that's what she said. That's what she said and give it away the USAID site which is the one USAID dot-gov I think is there supposed to be something about the dashboard on here but I'm not seeing it according to Google Oh, here it is. Foreign Assistance Dashboard... Here it is under where we work the foreign assistance dashboard provides a view of US government foreign assistance funds and enables users to examine research and track investments so I click that goes right to foreignassistance.gov server not found let me try it on that firefox seems like unlikely coincidence that while we're doing this show its down and it's not down a lot

24:19 Yeah, it's been down since this morning. I've been watching. Maybe they'll work on Sunday? And if you ping it there is no server at the other end Oh wait a minute! This is interesting There's another link... There are two links on the same JPEG GIF and I have one of the dashboards USAID regions and countries map Actually URL is usaid.gov slash locations And this is the, I think the dashboard. See how much money we give to Canada? Why are you so interested in Canada? France Spain But this isn't that... This isn't that... I want the dashboard That Lucifer said I could reach from anywhere in the world with an internet connection She's wrong She said it quite clearly and I'm very upset USAID assistance to Brazil has gone down Alright now I have a question for you John

25:16 Yes, okay so a question was posed from one of the actors and a very good performance Lucifer starts to answer I'm going to pause the clip and you're going to tell me what the question was Okay. Okay. It was a good question as you can tell I Remember that first time I did a town hall and i think that was asked about this. I hope you agree we've made progress, we continue to make progress, we know how important this is for all of you as I recall it seems so long ago but three years or so ago we really were not in the 21st century let me put it that way. Okay what was the question?

26:15 How are you doing on your getting yourself to look a little more attractive? No, it was not about her hair. or her couture. That's what it sounds like, she says you know she is finally in the 21st century. What could possibly mean that she has to be in the twenty-first century? The entire State Department of the United States of Gitmo Nation. Do they have to do with laptop computers? Close yes! You're getting there. The iPhone or the iPad? You are getting very very close. Oh you are getting so warm

26:53 Go finish it but under you know great leadership from Pat and our team That's the M. Team again who did that great website? We have made progress so are you sure you don't want to try again John we have made progress one more game implants Today, I'm happy to announce. I'll give you one more shot Uh... Universal healthcare for lesbians. Hey citizen! No, I'm sorry but she thinks your answer is funny We really do read the sounding board No it's from the sounding board so this is a complaint that came in from the sounding board which is on the intranet that the M team put together with the J family Come on what does every corporation always bitch about? What?!

27:47 That Google Chrome will be deployed worldwide on February 14 Everyone was bitching that they wanted Google Chrome as their browser. No, they weren't yes They were it's on the sounding board but it gets worse what do you think? They're using Explorer which version 6 close That's my Valentine's present to all of you. Oh Internet Explorer 8 will be deployed on March 20th there on 7 still And for more details, you can go to state cable 73 30 which officially announced this January 25th now Google Chrome is intended to be an optional browser and

28:45 It may not work with all the department internet sites or applications, but we believe it will greatly improve the accessibility and performance with external sites. Internet Explorer 8 has been tested with department enterprise applications. It's precisely this quality control testing that delays the deployment of newer versions of Explorer uh... patent for me that it's the assessment of our uh... incredible crack information systems team did she just say they're on track i will skip internet explorer nine completely and deploy internet explore ten years before february of next so yes we're moving moving moving and then move in a little bit more than one hundred running prodding prodding running from this out there

29:41 This of course is the entire reason why Anish Chopra had to resign. No, Vivek Kundra. No, Anish Chopra just resigned! Oh he did? How did I miss that?! Yes! President Obama says in his statement as the federal government's first Chief Technology Officer, Anish Chopra did groundbreaking work to bring our government into the 21st century In other words, he couldn't keep the Microsoft contract Google won out they got Chrome deployed He's outta there That's interesting. No, it's very logical! Yeah well he is a bit something of a... yeah that could be it could be I think it's completely related this is always what it's about You don't think because he's a bonehead? Well yeah and because he's a total dick obviously. And he's an inkum poop

30:33 But I'm pretty sure that you know, does that happen? I missed them. So now i'm annoyed that happened uh Let me see when the statement came out Uh 27th so friday leaving the white house likely to run for he's gonna run for something in virginia No Yeah, I don't have that. I only have the president statement likely to run for Virginia lieutenant governor Here's what he did. I hope the people of Virginia have more brains and put that guy in office Well, half the people in Virginia worked for him So it was like you know they just threatened him

31:10 A niche found countless ways to engage the American people using technology from electronic health records for veterans to expanding access to broadband for rural communities. So do you think it's possible that the website we can't hit is his throwing a wrench in the works with one of his buddies? Sure! He's like, hey you fired me huh I'm done okay bye and then pull the plug on these sites yeah possibly A lot of guys do that. Oh yeah, it's not unusual by the way. Yeah change all the root passwords on your way out sure very easy to do and people do it all the time as one of the least talked about subjects in business what along those same lines the Gitmo Nation Lowlands government held a competition uh...to design an app you know we've had these right this was Vivek Kundra

32:05 He kind of pioneered this amongst idiot politicians and government to design an app using government information. The winner? The app that shows you the nearest public toilet! Yeah, I know he talked about how important that would be or how cool it would be, he would say But this actually won the Dutch National Prize Of all the government information The Minister of Economic Affairs, Maxime Verhaeghen said this competition was great because now we actually can help people using our great public information to find public toilets free of charge. Yeah what a deal! It's unbelievable it's crap standing so let's thank a few more executive producers before we continue Before we get further into the abyss

33:01 Well, it's been a good abyss. By the way... I'm gonna say something about our- I think that part of the reasons our donations were down there are two reasons I think one is donating is loving has got to go ever since we started that sucks that that's not working so Buzzkill Jr loved the research but now it's now working Two for the past 2 Sundays have had no pancakes Could be a jinx! I think so So Mickey actually left this house early this morning to get milk Huh. Yeah, so she could make sure that's what she's up to All right we have one executive producer and two associates today Our executive producer will be Scott in Dawsonville Georgia It's been a long time boner but I do have my original edition

33:53 Challenge coin and I'm donating drunk. Yeah, very good X says tell them the USS Enterprise getting involved in Iran It's not a coincidence I was stationed on the big E in the late 80s as chief machinery operator an engine room number one Wow John may remember when it was stationed at Alameda I do. This is the U-Manus, it was a huge... The USS Enterprise yeah. Yeah by the way the Enterprise it was stationed in Alameda for a long time and I think it was even station when I was working for the government I got to check it out but from a distance it is really one of the coolest looking aircraft carriers has got some high tech look to it even though it's pretty old In Operation Praying Mantis, we essentially sunk the entire Iranian Navy at that time. Just do a web search on Operation Praying Mantis USS Enterprise and there will be plenty of hits! Please de-douche me and I'll get my knighthood when John upgrades to his General Class Ham license... ...and Adam at least gets his tech." You've been de-douched. Well sounds like a challenge to me Johnny boy. Challenge? He's got a challenge coin

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39:31 And this one I have to say, Sir Jimmy, sirjamesforfreeholobooks.com has registered and is forwarding to us theotherobama.com which apparently there's proof now we have a...and will get that later, there's proof that are two Obamas. I'm telling you that we were..you called this! You called this!! And i am the crackpot but you call it there are 2 Obama There was nothing crackpot about it. It wasn't a crackpot idea, it was an observation Well the observation is if you look at the two pictures and I have them in the show notes at 378.nashownotes.com You'll see that when he was inaugurated He was wearing a red tie And this second inauguration of the other Obama Is wearing a blue tie Which of course is a signal That could be the code! It's the code, its' the signal So we have to be on the lookout Is it- The tie color Red Tie Obama or Blue Tie Obama?

40:24 And then we have to figure out which one is evil. Well, yeah there could be three Obamas for all we know but... Well this of course is why people are getting killed because they found out about it I'm telling you! There's something very suspicious here Alright once again to send us your entertainment dollars to keep the program on the air Devorak dot org slash N A and of course you can always do something extremely important which is go out there and propagate our formula Our formula is this We go out we hit people in the mouth Root all right well, that's dad put a king a crimp in this show. Sorry why didn't Okay alright so let's see what we got here um Yeah, so I'm watching a

41:35 I got a bunch of different weird things to talk about. It all tends to be leaning a little bit toward real news, we do have a distraction of the week. There's several of them but hold on... Which one is it you like? I think one that is slightly educational and that's the one I kind of wouldn't mind dealing with. Now go ahead well there was a huge distraction over in Gitmo Nation Lowlands which has to do more with Euroland so we can do that later Uh, we'll just do the distraction. See if you can pull it out of this clip from The Insider which is the intro to one that shows like extra. Is it the extra-extra? No use The Insider, use that clip. Oh yes okay I'm sorry here we go alrighty

42:16 Ashton Kutcher back home and confronted about cheating. And Demi Moore convulsing during her 911 call what she smoked that led to the emergency I'm Kevin Frazier and I'm Marika Anderson The Insider is on We need an ambulance here as soon as possible She smokes something, it's not marijuana Demi's emergency after smoking a potentially dangerous substance new clues from the just released frantic call for help What does she take? Some form of And then she smoked something. I'm Matt Babel at the fire station where paramedics heard the full 911 call Could she have been smoking something called spice? It can have some very severe side effects. To me, to me... Can you hear me? She's burning up. Plus Ashton back home and getting grilled

43:02 You must feel bad that your infidelity drove her to do this. Heidi Klum's ex besieged wearing his wedding ring, why Seal just left the country? The godmother of Beyonce's daughter is Oprah Winfrey I don't know if anybody at the table would know anything about that. Gayle King on Beyonce search for Blue Ivy's godmother we're on Starwatch plus a welcome back Cotter star, his last appearance with John Travolta. A New York TV anchor off the air after his rape allegation did Ray Kelly's son impregnate the accuser are there telling text messages? That is going to be a key piece of evidence This weekend's award show do's and don'ts and the red carpet walk-up shame Celine JLo and Angelina's date he's the most amazing accessory Now from Hollywood

43:51 Insider is on the most violent and nude show on TV. I'm behind the scenes with the sexy stars, how they really feel about the extremes they have to go through. Well... Ah, just threw up in my mouth Yep! I think our donations are down because we're not doing enough of this So why did they bleeped a 911 call? Is it like this is some... It's gonna be a Jeopardy question now or...? I wondered about that myself and they all... I mean, they said was too I don't know what the point was, but i think they were promoting there's these uh these marijuana analogs out there for sale which uh... i didn't know too much about spice and there are two of them actually. It seems like a promotion for this stuff. Well duh! Of course it is a promotion. But actually this interesting because if you listen to the extra extra rundown we dont have to play. They kind of accused her smoking nitrous oxide. You dont smoke that.

44:50 You inhale it, you don't smoke it. You inhale nitrous oxide. Right! You don't smoke it A and B It's harmless essentially...it doesn't cause any of these seizures And nobody mentions in any of the stories I heard about that this is stuff the dentists choose and its called laughing gas Yeah, and you put it in a garbage bag to uh...you know so you don't take too much of it. And you kind of uh... Why do I know this? I dunno, I'm wondering myself but anyway the point is that was a red herring It didn't go anywhere but then this other stuff spice which is this marijuana analog and another one they never mentioned which is the other hot one which is what? It's called catnip That's the brand Catnip

45:31 And then there's another brand called catnip? It's the spice brand, yeah. Okay and then there's a thing called K2 Right right, K2 Apparently what happened is that these guys... we have a lot of geniuses in this country that can't get work and so they work on things like this which is you get a you look at the marijuana THC molecule and you attach things to it. And what they've done, they've attached these other chemicals to it so if you do analyze it is really not THC and its legal but apparently under just the mildest amount of heat

46:10 the bond breaks and you get straight shots of THC if you smoke it which is why this stuff's, you know become kind of an interesting product but... It's now standing product not just an interesting product. You've tried it? No I have not tried it! The only thing that went awry in my smoking days is one of Christina's friends sold me what they told me was hash but it was basically CDs they had melted down Oh, yeah. That was not good! Nice friends but anyway the uh... The stupidity of this story which makes the whole thing look like a fake is that in California anybody can get a prescription for medical marijuana with very little effort. Yeah In fact many of the giant marijuana shows and displays that they've had

47:05 There was doctors on there, doctors there that will sign off on this stuff for you. They'll tell you that you have your stress syndrome and get your license. It's a million things to get the prescription for and so you can get medical marijuana with very little effort why would you in California I could see maybe in some state like Kansas would buy this stuff? I'm just going to disagree. I don't think it was a promotion for spice Either she was smoking crack. Well, a crack is what I think she would must have been smoking Yeah or DMT that could be DMT I think is gonna have a resurgence

47:46 Yeah, you've said this for a couple years now. I haven't seen it yet No, it's gonna happen don't be talking about it But crack is always I mean, I think you're probably right and then this is just misleading the public or pole Maybe she was smoking that in the spice but as he is giving spice a nice Bunch of publicity because a lot of people didn't know about it right? I didn't know about it You didn't know about spice we've talked about spice on the show. And I don't remember It's just I'm not a druggy all right here's Here's to me more This is some good crack top with honey out yet. You get ching-ching And then she's speaking Chinese exactly call an ambulance She's speaking Chinese a citizen Poor girl though, she was so hot and for denture ruined her face This is exactly what happened you get this young hot dude? And she was bringing in women to the bedroom doing everything and Ashton Kutcher isn't dick oh

48:41 I mean, Demi Moore was a beautiful woman. She ruined her face with Botox and facelifts and just ruined everything And now she's smoking crack Everyone should tweet Ashton Kutcher right now You're a douchebag! You ruined Demi Yeah she probably ruined herself I'm not gonna credit him with anything I am...I am... You must have had a crush on her then Of course How could you NOT have a crush on the old Demi? Oh, do you mean to me? What do you mean that you like her now more no less well She is the old to me now. No I mean the yep the old young to me Yeah, what are we even talking about this for yeah? That's one mother. I'd like to Yeah, I did get caught up in it ha Thanks So I so we're watching a talk where were still on the subject know there's a new network on television huh which

49:39 Which is the worst. The worst, but it's unbelievable you can't... in fact they even have this thing called ID addiction You can't turn it off because it just so gross It's called the ID channel What is it about? Is that where you...? It means investigative discovery. It's a discovery channel and its about investigations I have a clip here That I want you to play the one that was in the one. I sent you an aug and it's now on the other But before I do this just a clip from one of the shows with a classic teaser as they go into commercial We'll play the clip first, and then I'll read some of the last end up on the show dollars good friend Kathy Boone stood by Michelle She paid the bills And she raised her children so it wasn't like she had hands-on She was caught off guard as much as we were

48:41 I mean, Demi Moore was a beautiful woman. She ruined her face with Botox and facelifts and just ruined everything And now she's smoking crack Everyone should tweet Ashton Kutcher right now You're a douchebag! You ruined Demi Yeah she probably ruined herself I'm not gonna credit him with anything I am...I am... You must have had a crush on her then Of course How could you NOT have a crush on the old Demi? Oh, do you mean to me? What do you mean that you like her now more no less well She is the old to me now. No I mean the yep the old young to me Yeah, what are we even talking about this for yeah? That's one mother. I'd like to Yeah, I did get caught up in it ha Thanks So I so we're watching a talk where were still on the subject know there's a new network on television huh which

49:39 Which is the worst. The worst, but it's unbelievable you can't... in fact they even have this thing called ID addiction You can't turn it off because it just so gross It's called the ID channel What is it about? Is that where you...? It means investigative discovery. It's a discovery channel and its about investigations I have a clip here That I want you to play the one that was in the one. I sent you an aug and it's now on the other But before I do this just a clip from one of the shows with a classic teaser as they go into commercial We'll play the clip first, and then I'll read some of the last end up on the show dollars good friend Kathy Boone stood by Michelle She paid the bills And she raised her children so it wasn't like she had hands-on She was caught off guard as much as we were

50:32 She was angry at him that this was going on, but she's also worried for his safety too because he is the father of her children. Michelle had every reason to worry about her husband things were about to get even worse I just kept saying it doesn't seem like something he would do are you sure it's him? What what are you doing to the show? You're ruining our show. This is stupid! You gotta play that little hit Yeah, I actually like that So let me give you a rundown of this new network that we- these networks have just deteriorated They don't play there but we did this before and i'm gonna do this quiz again Why are you going to do this again?! No, I'm not gonna do the quiz I'm just gonna give you the rundown of this network who the f**k

51:21 did I marry which is the show that's on constantly and it's all these women who are all homemakers that marry some guy who was a bank robber, he's a molester and they find out at the last minute. And of course one guy marries this psycho chicken is just like real short half-hour shows that's on most of the day. Then they follow that up with scorned love kills! A successful attorney laid dead in her bathtub victim of an apparent drowning It's it's I married a mobster right and the joke of it is this Is that this is where true crime with Aphrodite Jones? This is like the police Gazette And guess what celebrity hostess who who told Fox to screw themselves because she didn't want to show her legs ends up on this network Paula Zahn

52:15 Really? Paula Zahn? Paula Zahn's now on this network with one of these shows. You know, I worked with Paula Zahn... On the case with Paula Zahn! I worked with Paula Zahn back in the 80s when she was on CBS and she plays cello which is probably one of the sexiest instruments for a woman to play and i have an autographed picture personalized With her playing her cello, I mean you know it gets my drift right? It's like oh wow she was hot. She was sexy and now she's on the ID channel? On The Case with Paula Zahn, episode coming up. When a beautiful young graduate student is found stabbed to death detectives must determine if the murder was a crime of passion or brutal attack by violent intruder Alright stop you're killing me Stop enough already let me get onto some real news here You've been banned for the next five minutes

53:15 You cannot do that you can't do but then you gotta leave the head get take me out with the sting oh wait a minute John C. Dvorak, you have been banned for the next five minutes God All right So I'm prepping yesterday and we as we flew in it's only like a four-hour flight from drone air to Houston and And then we had to drive from Houston to Austin. Actually, Miss Mickey was very sweet she drove almost the whole way so that I could kind of prep in the car and get ready but said well you know we're in here like four or five o'clock and I'm prepping away and of course they have all my channels on in the background there's nothing on C-SPAM so I flipped on CNN and uh...you know we still have no conclusive evidence of what has happened to the LAROI 12

54:09 Which by the way is now not just a little Roy 12, it is now the 15 girls and one boy interestingly enough in Leroy New York up near Buffalo who all of a sudden have developed What is now basically being diagnosed as conversion syndrome? but it looks a lot like Tourette's but I mean, I got Tourette's but not that bad. And of course, I'm pretty sure that this is an adverse reaction to Gardasil and the tip off is that it's predominantly girls and now there's one boy which would make sense. It can't really be conversion syndrome because now we had two other cases pop up 250 miles away.

54:55 So this is a big deal and I am standing by my assertion that this is an adverse reaction to maybe a bad batch of Gardasil. Which I think is why they're doing everything they can to cover this up. They're bringing in Sanjay Gupta Poopers on the case now of course if you want a shill Who are you gonna bring in who was the best shill on television to bring in to try and cover this up? Obviously, dr. Drew right So first let's get the latest update hello darling Let's get the latest update This is listen to

55:32 Very carefully to this report John before we get to dr. Drew and listen at the end because there's there's something very ominous That is that is being brought to the forefront in this report about what's going on up? They're very very scary listen to it hold on a second. This is here we go There's good news and bad news when it comes to the case of that strange illness in LaRoy. The bad news is more cases are coming forward, the state health department has confirmed 15 one of them a boy Dr. Laszlo Meschler at the Dent Neurologic Institute says he's... Yeah one of them a boy you know we know that they've been pushing for vaccines to be given to boys too so the ratio would be about right fifteen-to-one. What?

56:12 I said, can we call the boy and find out whether he got the shot? This of course is nowhere to be found. They say that not all of the girls received a shot but keep listening this. Ten of them including the boy with conversion disorder or mass psychogenic illness as a group The good news is more experts are coming forward to help, including those from the National Institutes of Health. We are very interested in psychogenic movement disorders this is one of our major areas of interest and when we saw that there were patients who had possible conversion disorder we wanted to make the doctors aware that we're able to, that were interested in making second opinions on these cases. Now this is very interesting this is the National Institute of Health which I believe has long been just a spokeshole for any pharmaceutical bull crap that is being legalized for these horrible drugs that are being pushed onto our children and you hear

57:09 Saying we've been very long interested in in this kind of research. In fact, he stumbled did you catch the stumble there? Hit it again Yeah, I will We're able to, that we're interested in. Yeah he said we are able to. Oh they were able to? What's trying to say is that we are able to diagnose this remember? That Sanjay Gupta was saying yeah well you know this great science! You can hook your brain up and tell you that your sick! Were able too but then he pulls back on it and says oh were very interested. Interested in making second opinions on these cases Dr Markham Now why are you interested in making second opinions I didn't like that. It continues though.

57:55 Others who are eligible could also participate in an ongoing conversion disorder research study there. The study has been enrolling participants since 2007, all of whom need to be 18 years or older unless an amendment is made to include more the teens. The patients will have blood tested for two genes that are normally found in healthy individuals to see if they're found more frequently in patients with uncontrolled shaking. Now let me just say I have been studying Tourette's syndrome almost all my life since I had it It's like no one has any clue. And all of a sudden, oh we can hook you up to the brain machine or there are two genes... If you have the genes then it is easy for this to happen! It is contagious and all kinds of crazy shit they're pulling out now to conceal that this is vaccination damage. They'll also undergo a functional MRI to look at how the brain functions while the subject performs a specific task

58:53 In addition to help from the NIH, Dr. Meschler also reached out to a doctor in Rochester specializing in tick disorder. Now listen very carefully to this guy John. And the three of us I think would like to work together if obviously children decide with their parents to come back if they still have faith in us. Did you hear what he said? We'd like to show they still have faith in us. Now listen to the last bit but this coming Sunday, the parents are bringing in their own neurologist specializing in an autoimmune disease called pandas now pandas Are you familiar with this with panda's no P A N D a s panda's? This is an autoimmune disease That not necessarily can it can you get it from?

59:42 From vaccinations, but it when we're talking about autoimmune disease You know this is where you get into the adjuvants and all kinds of stuff that can cause this listen to what this guy says And that's worrisome to dr. Meshler, but I have received phone calls about the potential that there may be That this maybe a Significant concern for the health of the girls What does that mean? It means they're gonna die he says No, the way I hear the report is the parents want to bring in a separate guy. A third party investigating the pandas and then the NIH guy comes back and says well this is not good if I fear for the health of these girls what are they gonna do? They're gonna go up there and shoot him in the dead of night

1:00:35 What is going on here? Listen to that again. ...specializing in an autoimmune disease called PANDAS and that's worrisome to Dr. Meschler... But I have received phone calls about the potential that there may be, um, this maybe a significant concern for the health of the girls I mean you can hear it any way you want, but i hear like the guys threatening. Well your saying that sounds like they're gonna... huh? Yeah your making it sound like somebody clued them into some threat from these drug companies. That's what I think. Just cover up this mess But we have a new player on the scene A new player and im sure you missed this one Aaron Brockovich now on the scene

1:01:20 And for those... What's she gonna do? Ah! Let me play the report that she, the interview she did with Dr. Drew. First, Aaron thank you so much for being here I really appreciate it. Thank you for having us Now let me tell you first off the bat i have to give my opinion on Erin Brockovich Well you better give background to people who don't know who she is Yes Erin Brockovich People really only know her because of the award winning performance Julia Roberts gave about this legal assistant Who the way the story goes found out about? Pacific gas and electric dumping. I think it was aluminum chromide. I can't remember exactly which chemical It was it'll come up in this interview Into the water and made all of the people of the town of Hinkley very very sick They had cancer bloody noses colon pooping out horrible things

1:02:14 And it turned into one of the landmark case in which get this $333 million was awarded to all of the residents of Hinkley. And she has gone on and by the way, this is not the story if you do some research The story as portrayed by Julia Roberts is not exactly the entire story as it went down, but of course no one really looks into the history of what really happened. They look at the movie and like wow that's great and Julia Roberts is sexy and hot. So this Erin Brockovich who has a huge boob job both her kids by the way are druggies she's completely I'm gonna tell you this she's a terrorist She goes out and she terrorizes

1:02:59 Any company and I'm okay where they're terrorizing Merck and everything and trying to squeeze money out of them But she does go anywhere that there's any kind of something might be in the air And what she does is she terrorizes these companies into basically paying people off, and that's what happened in the story of Hinkley as well People got the money and they were paid off and they couldn't sue any further right did that summarize it more or less More or less. Okay, so she shows up on the scene all of a sudden with Dr Drew and listen very carefully because either she's in on it or she was tricked into being in on it How did you end up involved in this case? Well back in December I had been contacted by a couple of the community members in LaRoy and one of them was a family member whose daughter had been affected And I like everybody else kind of watched this story unfold then it kinda hit

1:03:56 the media very, very quickly and there was a sudden diagnosis. It seemed to sort of fade or disappear? It did. Did you have the same reaction I did that the diagnosis didn't feel right in your gut and then it kind of closed the door on further investigation well i think the first thing... Right so that's our first clue right there yes because we know this is really Gardasil but with doing anything to cover up because the pharmaceutical industry basically pays all CNNs bills hit me in my gut was You haven't necessarily ruled anything and everything in or out. It just seemed to be a very quick diagnosis, and what happened very quickly after it got into the media was one of the family members... somebody put a note in their mailbox. Somebody put a note in the mailbox? How does this sound to you John?

1:04:43 Someone put a note in the mail, an anonymous note. And it was about a 1971 derailment and the contaminated rock and fill and soil was used to build the new school So hold slow down now so slow down you found out this something you then were able to corroborate? We are still trying to corroborate that so what I did immediately research it. I went online googled and lo and behold low and behold in 1971 1970 actually, but okay there was a very serious train derailment that caused one ton of cyanide to spill and 45,000 gallons of TCE. Okay TC is trichloroethylene. Is that the same thing that was in your story? No Hinkley was hexavalent chromium. Trichloroethylene is a well-known carcinogen can it also cause these sorts of neurological problems I have read and been involved in cases that we have that she's not actually where this headed right so

1:05:45 And it goes on and on. I have the clip in the show notes at 378. This is bogus, totally bogus! The logic is not there... Why now? Because she's an ambulance chaser No but the logic of her assertion Oh yes, of course You have to ask why now when somebody dug a hole and these girls stuck their heads in there Well, she did all this research. But if you just go to the EPA dot gov in 1999 they didn't know they this is when this thing really popped in the foreground about the water and the crystals and the cyanide and this whole thing that happened in 19

1:06:25 in 1971, not 1970 when this train derailed. So she's just out there waiting for any opportunity to go and sue somebody and it makes no sense! Why would it be 15 girls and one boy? What TCE only affects neurology-only causes neurological disorders in girls?! This is a total cover up and either she's complicit in it Or she's just been, you know she got the anonymous note. She got called by someone from the community. It says that the cover up on this is now they're really grasping for straws and to bring Erin Brockovich in is a big deal because she'll be on every single news network talking about this because she's got big boobs. She's funny to look at. You know we all think of Julia Roberts. You know milfy this milfy that. They're really going all out on this John really going all out

1:07:19 Yeah, I'm going to read a paragraph from the Population Research Institute or some woman Joan Robinson who has been... she's on your side of this argument and Let me see if I can find this one. This is kind of interesting here's what my research has turned up to date 15,000 37 girls have officially reported adverse side effects from Gardasil to the vaccine ever adverse event reporting system V AERS which we should have a copy of these adverse effects include green bar yeah which is which is what would you behave with the world Greenberg like

1:08:00 paralyzes half of you, lupus seizures which this sounds like paralysis blood clots brain inflammation and many others the CDC acknowledges that there have been 44 reported deaths so I mean it's not like this is all new. No it's not but why they continue with this is just beyond me I think this is all part of the fact that they've got this exemption from lawsuits that lets them do this. This is our government at work, this is the fault of the legislature. Yes because you can't sue the pharmaceutical companies over bogus vaccines...you can't do it

1:08:45 And but that's beyond the point. Have you seen any Gardasil HPV commercials recently? No, they're being very very quiet because that is a bonanza for them Rick Perry that douchebag mandated that stuff in Texas And of course Google is absolutely not helpful in trying to find out if there was any mandatory vaccination program, were there vaccination programs at the school? You just can't find any information about it. Either it's been Google-washed which wouldn't surprise me or it's just filled with so many other bogus links about Aaron Brockowitz that you just can't get through it anymore! You can't find the information but this smells SO much like a cover up

1:09:32 It's gonna be a good story for somebody some writer out there. It's just it's sickening now Let me show you just get off that I'll just get off the topic for one second but but closely related a Survey comes out now and this all has to do with vaccines and adjuvants that microwave popcorn bag pollutants, which are the PFCs which are not just in microwave popcorn but that is a very smart PR company who puts that into because that's the headline. But really water resistant clothing you know all different kinds of plastics That these PFCs which are perfluorinated compounds

1:10:15 Lower the immune response to vaccines in kids. So, the headline is microwave popcorn bags make your kids less uh... Less immune and vaccines don't work properly or Is it a way to get adjuvants in? Because we have to boost that stuff up because kids are all using you know like popcorn so there's a lot going on in the vaccine scene on The big pharma side and I don't think they're our friends No, obviously. Well this will be an interesting story and I'm going to follow it closely. I am following it very very closely. And oh by the way would you please not you but if you have a chance tweet at social moms

1:11:02 You can also find them at socialmoms.com Social moms is a, uh... Is basically for housewives who have nothing better to do but sit around all day and try and make money on the internet either with taking their boobs out on webcams or joining the social mom's rewards program And get Amazon gift cards by tweeting things such as this Now it is possible to diagnose and treat ADHD in children as young as 4 years of age! Yayyyy! So moms are out there tweeting that you can now diagnose your kid as young as four and start getting them on Ritalin right away. They're douchebags, social moms

1:11:48 Blow me. Oh, I hate this is this play it play it play it play the pet peeve. Oh Sorry, I don't see Curry's peppy bomb a day And while we're at it, you might as well play the drug ad for I think it's Intuniv or something like that. For some children like Eric adding once daily non-stimulant Intuniv to their stimulant has been shown to provide additional ADHD symptom improvement Don't take of allergic to Intuniv its ingredients Or taking other medicines with Guanfacine like Tenix Intuniv may cause serious side effects such as low blood pressure, low heart rate, fainting and sleepiness. Intuniv may affect the ability to drive or use machinery Other side effects include nausea, tiredness trouble sleeping stomach pain and dizziness Tell the doctor about your child's medicines and medical conditions including heart liver kidney problems Adding intuniv? How dare it! Ask a doctor about once daily non-stimulant Intuniv

1:12:50 So it's in addition to your Ritalin you gotta give the kid Intuniv? You gotta look this drug up. Here is the deal, Ritalin is like this upper Intuniv stuff is like Intune and you got a tune the kid Oh tweak Is a downer! Oh no Yeah so you give the kid Ritalin and then he's still not working out right and you give him this stuff And the main thing is about it, it makes the kids stupid. When I'm reading between the lines and then they show that this commercial's pathetic because they show this little kid who's like...I don't know... Wait, is he playing piano or doing his homework? No! He's at the table, he's at the dining room table, a really nice little kid who's very quiet like he's a Chinese kid in China or something. You know and he just sits there and looks pathetic

1:13:37 I love it when they have these commercials and the kids playing piano and doing his homework, and being a nice little slave. Why don't they just combine the two? Because you got to drug sales come on! Well but we can have a third, you could take them separately or you can just have a third called zombie. Zombie! Okay there's your challenge for our producers out there, we need their drug commercial for zombie. Yeah, just call it zombie. The big Z. My kids, ever since I started giving my kid the big Z he's been performing great. He's like banging on the piano. So meanwhile in Gitmo Nation East, the BBC of course they're now passing this stuff out and you know there's a big push. We read the we got the emails right from the member of Parliament secretary who sent them to us covertly that they had to choose between Serovac or Gardasil for the national health system basically handing it out and mandating it

1:14:40 Remember that actress, they had the actress do the documentary? Some actors I've never heard of. But she's... remember this we played a clip of her? Yeah not vaguely So she is back because now of course the documentary is going to be on television on the telly so the BBC puts here on the radio show Just listen to you know, you'd think that if she's pushing the Gardas Oh which she is but listen how she does it and the disinformation that comes out of her piehole is unbelievable. I was a bit like oh, yeah, I really would like to do a Documentary on oral sex. I don't know if that's really for me and Yeah Of course not a documentary on oral sex. That's really for me through she thought okay So let's listen

1:15:28 But at the time, my friend Paul Nichols was diagnosed with cancer. Diagnosed of cancer but... Different type of cancer Oh different type of cancer so she's very familiar with cancer She is an expert on cancer because her friend got cancer but a different kind of cancer It did kinda get my curiosity going and I did feel like Wants to know a bit more about the big C. It's like bodily fluids basically you know any old sex I guess normal sex or kissing or anything where anybody fluids are exchanged and You know HPV is it's a virus that lives site in the skin so, you know Like could be like in your mouth for in any of our sort of areas of your body and

1:16:13 It could be in my armpit apparently John any other place in my body, my armpit. My ear it's everywhere and by the way I'm so citizen run You've got you've got a virus in your ear I'm so tired of British people saying H instead of H get it right is h not hate HPV it's HPV get it right. It basically is from all sex on any and that can turn into a virus which then if If it's not you know protected or or I don't vaccinated, or whatever you want to say or Vaccinated or protected already yeah? You can catch it in our approach then it can turn cancerous can't screen for it so by the time it gets the point of

1:17:03 or a dangerous point basically. It's kind of lump in your throat and that is the only point where you can operate Obviously this show we don't want people to be like, oh my god I can have oral sex, I can do this, inevitably that is going happen it's like the whole condom issue must use condoms People don't and we live in real world where they bring up these silly kinda thing dental dams which like oral sex things and it's how silly no don't protect yourself to get the shot right you know it's not realistic to think that people aren't gonna have all sex is realistic that there was a vaccine that woman's preoccupied oh yeah we get the picture well let me just finish up this last 13 seconds to be prevent people from getting this HPV related or cancer so for me I

1:17:56 I would just really say get vaccinated or get yourself checked. Yeah, get vaccinated! Go ahead and get your shots slaved, get vaccinated because this stupid actress says so So they're bringing in these teams into this area to look at the girls and there's one boy Obviously to do the epidemiological studies The deep ones, the ones that take a real team of people To find out And this is part of the cover-up, but what the real thing is on behalf of The Drug Company to find out why Is there's this cluster because there's probably some Coincident other thing going well. There's not even a cluster John There's now two more 250 miles away and I have to go find out what they're gonna bring them into it too Because there's something in the water or something They eat or if you maybe eat an apple and get the shot you get the shake why only girls?

1:18:47 It's that's it's well we're saying it but here's what you're missing my point. They are doing this on behalf of the Gardasil makers to figure out what the hell happened with this group of girls who got shot and they bought one boy just to keep it from happening someplace else like all of a sudden, you can't drink orange juice and then get the shot I mean who knows right? But there is obviously something going on they were freaked about or they had a bad batch Well, that's always a possibility. If it was just a bad batch though I don't think you'd be bringing all these hot shots and you know it's a bad batch just cover it up and leave. You won't bring in investigators if its a bad batch Just kill them! That easy they're just you know they don't mind killing brown people an desert just go in there and kill em

1:19:32 Well, finish them off. Finish them off! There's still one too many to kill. They've probably been doing that all along. Oh yeah. 44. So far 44. I'm looking at your... what was that? Intuniv? Intuniv. According so this is the active ingredient is Guanfacine Yeah it's related to that anti-congestant material. Well according to recent studies Guanfacin may be useful in treating tics. There's been success when tic symptoms are comorbid with ADHD. That sounds like you! Yeah, I should get some. You should do it to this show. Like I can play the piano really well

1:20:26 We this is what we do ladies and gentlemen we fight evil And we bring these things to the forefront because no one else will all you get is dr. Drew who's amazed at Aaron Brockowitz his tits cuz that's all it was he like our boobs are amazing get her on the show I were doing an eight-minute segment with this bitch. He's fantastic You want to hear a real douchebag Well, haven't we heard enough douchebags? But sure. No you'll like this one This is one of your pet peeves This is Leon Panetta being interviewed and asked a question In how many countries are we currently engaged in the shooting war It's a good question You know it's... You have to stop and count That's our Secretary of Defense

1:21:32 You know, wouldn't you think it would be kind of respectful if he at least knew how much... I don't know why we don't go back to the old terminology. I think this Secretary of Defense is bogus! It used to be during the Civil War, The Secretary Of War! Yeah Why don't we make it The War Department and get it over with? This is not- We're not defending ourselves when doing a lot of these actions This should be the Secretary, this should be the War Department and the Secretary of War in a way it used to before they politically correct group came. I think is...I don't know who changed or when it changed we should look it up its probably available on Wikipedia. But it would seem...probably in the 40s I'm guessing but always used to be the war department never use to be the defense department why is that? Let's go back to what it is so at least honest about it. Let me see if uh boy I am glad Wikipedia is back on air

1:22:24 What would I do without it? Let's see. Use the mobile version! Exactly, Secretary of Defense is head and chief executive officer of the Department of Defense Executive department of the government this position corresponds to what was generally known as defense minister in many other countries September 18th 1947 Is that when it changed? That's when it ended The War Department existed until 47 Then it was re-established in 1949 as the United States Department of Defense. Oh, there you go! In the National Security Act of 1947? Is that it? It could be... There was a marketing document. Hey man this really doesn't sound good. This is the War Department I think we should change that but how

1:23:08 Horrible as a person are you if not only do you know the answer to how many places we are killing people because that's the question hey Hey boss of War Department How many people are we killing and how many different places and not only does he not know the answer? He laughs about it listen again in. How many countries are we currently engaged in a shooting war I It's a good question. You know, it's... You have to stop and count! I'll have to stop and think about that because uh... Because wait-I'm just killing people everywhere! Can i make a point? Yeah. It's not a good question! Who is he kidding?! This is not a good question at least you didn't say it was a great question. It was close enough. You know obviously we're going after Al Qaeda wherever they're there at No

1:23:56 That's right. Wherever they're at, wherever they're at, wherever they are... But he doesn't know the answer! He doesn't even know the answer! Because there is no answer. You should be fired for not knowing the answer There's just no answer where everyone's freelancing and shooting all over the place why don't you just admit it? There is no answer. We don't know how many wars we're in, they just start them constantly and stop and it's kind of like the Conroys The Game Of Life you know? It's just things will pop up over here a little battle and then goes away who knows we got probably about going on in Chicago Gotta see some of these little townships in your state of Texas where they got these guys are all you know dolled up in military gear it's like a war zone. You think we're in a war zone in their own country? It's terrible! We got the military flying helicopters over Los Angeles doing exercises, and were shooting to people there too

1:24:52 I'm very proud of our producers even though we're not getting the credit for it, which is a shame really They're getting a lot of real mainstream media attention Of course. We have our night in New York City who did the drone signs the drone zone signs and Remember we talked about those? Yeah, no. We had one of them was on our covers for one of the shows So not only did we get like a thousand word article in New Yorker magazine But also, Judge Napolitano brought him up.

1:25:48 8am to 8pm. This is obviously some sort of a joke, but... No! It's obviously promotion for the no agenda show judge I mean we promote you all the time You could have at least slipped that in People take this in passing Have we become so acclimated to the militarization of the police That we look at something like this and don't think anything of it? Absolutely Yeah, of course. Absolutely! And we had another promotion... We had another promotion from Sir Jimmy from FreeHollowBooks.com which I'm very proud of, as you probably heard that the cocaine shipment sent to the United Nations headquarters was in 16 hollowed out books shipped from Mexico City in a bag made to look like a diplomatic pouch. You know can we just all get beyond the bullcrap and just say of course the UN is receiving cocaine all the time?

1:26:45 Yeah, what else is there to do it the UN said snort coke right and it's like oh no this was It must have been some kind of practical Joker error 16 keys baby. This is not a mistake This is not like it's not like some guy like hey mind you send the bag out Oh crap man, I can't believe it. I sent it to the United Nations! Come on are you kidding me? To a specific address of the United Nations... Are you kidding me?! Spokesman Paul Brown says they seem to have been delivered by accident Yes then by accident that got discovered Of course everyone there is snortin' coke It's the dealer inside the UN himself probably like crap they got my stash

1:27:32 Yeah, crap. Inside 16 hollow books! Good job Jimmy! Funny! That's our people right there everybody I love them. Good job! Books come in yet? It's a great code too Yeah, yeah All you have to do is go through all the email and when you see references of books coming in You got your guys By the way that's 33 pounds just to give another... They won't do that Just give another magic number there 16 keys Any investigator who could have access to the e-mail system or voice messaging at United Nations would find out where those books were going It wouldn't be hard No it wouldn't be hard but they wont' do it

1:28:12 Was reading some more about code because you know you and I are really big on the code So is Syria in the in The Times by that Syria? Let's see yes, actually. Oh well hold on a second Maybe we should do this do we want to do the jingle one yeah? I might as well We're still ahead of the game, but let's do it okay. We'll do the jingle John's gonna haunt the Sunday Times. Now my assertion of course is that it's the Saturday Times that really has the important messages for, for the elite few who get The Saturday Times and The Sunday Times is sometimes misleading as far mostly for the general whoever it is that follows this stuff. The Sunday Times got Russian liberals growing uneasy with alliances nationalists had issued... This is a little bit, this is aside

1:28:59 This has got a little bit to do with Russia, I mean with Syria. Calculations that led Romney to the war path and Gingrich's money is a piece on Shelly Adelson who should be supporting our show but... Doesn't know it exists. So I go back to the Saturday Times to see what's going on, ah! Above the fold right at the top? Uh-huh A riot scene with some guy being choked Some poor bastard The crowd turned on a man suspected of being an infiltrator from the security forces center During a funeral for a rebel fighter that is killing this guy that beat him Well here's the scene John we don't know if its true its just a picture It could be staged and whole thing doesn't...the photo doesn't look right It doesn't, for a lot of different reasons. For one reason why are they wearing

1:29:46 Head scars from Palestine anyway armed fighters help Syria rebels make inroads top story In the Saturday Times okay, so we know something's going on But we still have to get this message which they say they have one of the rare Pull quotes which shows up right under the headline and in the third column. It's very interesting layout Which is to tell us a real message? We need to know mm-hmm Russia sides firmly with Assad. Moscow remains a defender of Syria providing it with the political lifeline and weapons so just Be aware of the situation back off So I I it would be great if we had any listeners in Syria, and maybe we do or maybe have listeners who have family in Syria that's very possible of course because reading an interview with Ankar Koch never

1:30:36 Who is a journalist who lives in Syria. Now of course this is not a video interview but a written interview with Russia Today so of course take that with the grain of salt it deserves, but the title of the article's very interesting. Syria colon watch the weather forecast Okay, oh so of course the you know The question is why would Al Jazeera and al-arabia be disseminating all these falsified reports on Syria? And this is what you know You and I have been asserting for a while as they're trying to take it down just like Libya we get all this phony baloney video and the shaky cams on YouTube and

1:31:17 You know, of course we can't put pooper in there because you know be too dangerous for him We can't get any real reporting. So just show lots of YouTube videos and grainy video and like ah He's killing his own people. You gotta get rid of is killing him killing him killing him Killing him killing his own people So this guy, Ankar he says the TV networks have been employed as propaganda tools serving to destroy Syria as a state. Some of these propaganda tactics are stunningly elaborate and you can only tell a lie if you live in Syria and focus on the details listen to this John you'll love it for instance on the weather forecasts on Syrian broadcast television

1:32:00 Temperature indices actually stand for the time when protesters are supposed to assemble in a specific location to provoke unrest. If you're with the quote opposition, the broadcast tells you there will be a rally in Homs tomorrow at 12 p.m., and especially instructed camera crew will be waiting for you and your associates turn up to act as the angry masses You spend five minutes yelling down with Assad in a square And leave with hard cash in your pocket and the world gets TV images of a street revolution rocking Syria So they're using the weather forecast to send out the code

1:32:38 That's cool. It's gonna be really warm tomorrow and hams around noon See this red spot here hmm this one right here over this square it's going to be very warm there around noon 1215 the high is expected to be reached. It's gonna be very hot, very hot and humid Yeah no we Yeah, we're big believers that there's this messaging going on and I don't think we're the only ones. It is going on it's the way you do it! You can't do it any other way or just get busted. New York Times again back to the Saturday paper if you go inside with these articles they go inside and the entire page A6 & A7 spread is essentially all about Syria

1:33:25 including the Egyptians attacking the Syrian embassy which seems like a stretch to put that in there and then there's their explanation for the Russians, Hamas leader abandons his longtime base in Damascus. The whole Syrian thing is well we have suspected this as some sort of phony baloney deal since the beginning when there's real activity going on in Bahrain How about Poland? They're riding in Poland. Well, they're writing all over Europe what are they writing in Poland about actor? Oh yeah

1:34:03 Or at least that's what they say they're writing about. Eh, we don't know I got a boots on the ground note which i had to destroy just took the copy of the relevant information from one of our producers who I cannot mention in this case now this could be disinfo but I do know this producer has been working on stuff with us for awhile doesn't mean he still can't be... He is not a kook that's for sure but maybe could be highly trained spy? I dunno A good friend of mine has a boyfriend in the army who was a colonel She told me her boyfriend is being deployed to Iran on Monday the 30th. Monday the 30th of this month? Yeah That's interesting Now, what is the status of her boyfriend Is a colonel He's a colonel Is he a colonel for like... Army US army Okay Not for DIA or anything No I don't know that's all I have Could be DIA Could be But I was like wow okay Holy moly

1:35:08 I'm not seeing any, we don't see any messaging in that regard. I do have a messaging thing talking about Syria since we're still kind of on that. The Haaretz news source they have headlines Syria forces kill 33 in rebel town near Lebanon border activists say And it's 33 shows up in Sky News, which would be code. That's all code Yeah I saw that too yeah, but something's fake about the something going on and then suicide bomber kills 33 at Shiite funeral in Iraq mm-hmm other bogus Another bogus coincidence which is a message for say we don't know by the way

1:35:54 what the deal is on the 33. We just observe it, Adam does it more usually than I do but let me mention one that I ran into that I thought was interesting which was Dominion Resources fourth quarter net down 33 percent now this is a stock with its stock symbol D and hold on second thanks And it's just a beautiful stock. I mean, if you want to see... You really have a lot of money to invest because it is one of these steady upward swinging utilities companies

1:36:32 I looked at the chart and what it says to me, if this is a signal. This says that the stock retreats every once in awhile and it might go down to 33 which is the buying opportunity of a lifetime. I'm just saying I don't know what 33 means or why its being used all the time but obviously being used by somebody and this would look like a stock tip I'm gonna show my support by donating to No Agenda. Imagine all the people who could do that! Oh yeah, that'd be fab!

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1:47:15 Because that's how they'll kill me. He was in the hot tub and then with a cover on and well, we're sorry he's no more Well let me give these guys some come they're very nice they They basically just said here's our house. Here's our car. Here's our cat here's our frackin lake And they were going on vacation I just let us leech off their water and their power and you know Susie has that Has the garden that she makes everything herself. Everything is nice. Oh, yeah these people are amazing here you go guys It's some moving to Maine karma. You've got karma Be careful with it Morton Kiernan in someplace Copenhagen Yeah Which is just a mess on my screen but I realize he's got Ben Hovind and there so it must be Copenhagen

1:48:02 Which is nice. 5555, I love Copenhagen by the way very photogenic place. 5555 just a quick note to wish you both a happy new year from Gitmo Nation Little Mermaid haven't donated for awhile due to PayPal related issues but trying to keep up not being a douchebag good to hear that other European nations are raining VAT trying to reach the ridiculous 25% the slaves gladly pay here in Denmark They're all douchebags for voting in another socialistic government. They have no problem raising taxes even though they're already the highest in the world keep up the good work with exposing the stupidity around The globe and keeping it sane yeah right on 25% value-added tax That's outrageous a I should mention to people if you go to Copenhagen is like from some other country You get the tax paid back to you hmm, so if you go shopping in Copenhagen And then you know what kind of shopping did you do when you were in Copenhagen clothes?

1:48:54 Really? Yeah, I like the cuts. I liked it the minimalist style of design that you have in your company... Special so that you could fit a floppy disk in the pocket actually bigger I have a shirt pattern that I may have shirts made in Korea And I actually now have two pockets two giant pockets that each will hold it can complete CD and end the case Oh a cd. I thought it was for floppies for Cd and a case So that way when you go visit somebody's house, and you see some cD That you really like you just put it your shirt boom yeah

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2:01:09 Mike check. Mike check! Mike check. Okay, we're back. Kay, we're back. Alright let's talk about the Euroland for a minute here John Always always a good subject Yes something really big happened in Euroland over the weekend which is of course not getting any real reporting In fact we should probably pay our little euro jingle The euro So this was quite amazing what took place. The Germans came out with a proposal and And this was leaked to the Financial Times I say leaked with air quotes because of course meant to get out and did you hear about this proposal? Yeah, yeah, I have yeah, what's your analysis?

2:02:02 Well, so the idea is that the Troika i.e., the IMF, the European Central Bank and the European Commission will come in and will take over Greece's spending so that everything will be under control and the idea is This is of course all predicated on getting the next bailout of 130 billion euros that every single penny Greece makes has to go to paying off the banks first.

2:02:43 before it goes to anything else. So, there's like a complete takeover of sovereignty... They're just stealing their money! You know before you continue with this can I just mention one thing because you brought it up or the last show or the one before that possibility Because if you think about it what's changed in Greece that makes them broke and they weren't broke a decade ago? It's exactly the same And is as if they somebody came in and cooked the books in reverse to put these guys in a bind so they could steal their stuff. So this is what I said on the last show, is that they're blaming some guy for coming in and saying wait a minute you know you guys have like 16% debt versus GDP instead of the 7 or 8 percent that you said it was

2:03:34 And so this guy is being prosecuted, his emails are being stolen. But I think... Do you remember Operation Paperclip John? Remember that? You talked about that in the last show. I didn't talk about Operation Paperclip! I did not. Thought you did. Why is it... Because... Look, I remember things that we did not. But I'll tell you Operation Paperclip after World War II the Americans brought in a lot of Germans scientists etc to beef up our science and so we could make build rockets and kill people with stuff What if what actually happened is the Nazis basically came over all the Nazis were in America

2:04:19 And you know, they're infiltrated inside the Treasury and the IMF and the World Bank. They all just sat there dormant just waiting for the opportunity... Then they send signals back to Germany like now we're going do it again without killing all the Jews! We are gonna screw everybody and steal their shit because that's what it looks like Well that's what they were kind of up to in the Second World War was stealing everybody stuff. Yeah but they had to go and kill Jews and gypsies, rams and people! But they were still stealing more stuff than anything I don't know which is worse killing or stealing? I think there is a scale

2:04:56 But it seems like this could this maybe be just a German plot all along. They've just been waiting for this opportunity. That's kind of what I think your buddy in Britain, whose name Nigel Nigel Farage would probably agree he'd probably buy into that assertion Well, it certainly seems like it. Now here's the official propaganda news report about Greece and this proposal... Greek officials have rejected out of hand a German idea for Athens to cede control over its budget policy to a special Eurozone commissioner It comes as the government and country's private creditors said they were finalizing a deal to slash Greece's debt essential to secure new bailouts and avoid default

2:05:43 Both sides say the deal follows a framework put forward by Eurozone finance ministers. However, progress could be undermined by problems with the troika of foreign lenders, the EU Commission, ECB and IMF. When you hear this report doesn't it sound like we're in 1943? However, problems could be with the Troika who are coming in to rule. Sounds more like 1941 actually. Hello hello! Hello to all ships at sea it looks like the troika is coming in to execute the German plan that Germans will be taking over from the troika That's not bad. That is one of your best, I like that! I'll try and work on it some more. Yeah work on it some more, you get... I'l write you a script, you talk like that and I can screw it up with Audacity there are some really cool filters to make it sound like it was the 40s

2:06:30 Let's get back to our report. The coming days will determine the coming decade. What's happening now is of historical significance and we must all work together." But Greece has bulked at the German plan which would effectively mean Athens surrendering sovereignty over tax and spending to the EU, at least until its finances are sorted out. the EU and the German tricker. Many Greeks already blame Chancellor Merkel's government for the austerity medicine they're being forced to swallow. The European Commission has said... Austerity medicine they are forced to swallow! ... should retain autonomy but the German intervention suggests Berlin is running out of patience with Greece's failure to meet its targets

2:07:29 I think we got the idea. Yeah, I think you missed a neuro linguistic trick they like to use what's that using it in tandem using the phrase an Unless more is done Oh less more they use the less more thing beautiful yeah how those guys are good So meanwhile Davo is on Davos, Davo, Davos. Davos, Davos, Davos, which means they get to pull all these elitists out of the closet for the news channels and you know what's a what's the douchebag Pakistani guys name? GPS. Yeah, you don't buy the general sheriff no furry

2:08:12 No Fareed Zakaria is out. Oh, you are douchebag of course for reads a car yeah, they send What's the from CNBC? That we used to be hot the original money babe what's her name right Maria Maria Bartiromo Yeah, but they send it was couple years ago by the way they I know people that, who puts this on. I probably could have gotten to go to this once in a while but... Oh please! But a couple years ago they invited Scoble He never got invited back because he was being Scoble the whole time so he would roam around with his camera. Hi I'm Robert Scoble, who are you? And he'd stick cameras in all these rich fucks faces and they just got rid of him. This guy's gotta go! Yeah this is... we can't even control this one. This is not a good slave give me a new one Wow yeah that's funny that's funny

2:09:09 No, so they send Richard over. You know Richard? This is the guy who used to do travel programs on CNN He's a British guy Oh yeah oh that guy Yeah he's very funny And so he sits down with Klaus Schwab Now Klaus Schwab is the adjaman Yes Adjaman and he's the organizer of Davo And this guy says some outrageous stuff goaded on by the idiot. We have chosen as a title The Great Transformation. The Great Transformation? John, have you heard of the title The Great Transformation before in history books? What is the point?

2:09:46 That's what great transformation from what to what? From riches to boredom, to being annihilated. To address exactly the fundamental changes which are happening in the world and to force people... The world! ...To look for new models in decision-making This guy is straight out of Central Casting You know he's from Idaho or something This is how the way we must talk when we organize Davo. Capitalist models, you see here's just a point We argue in terms of capitalism but capitalism in my opinion is outdated It is outdated what does this by the way this? Goes mean by the way yeah capitalism is dead. We need new form of capitalism is not working anymore is everywhere uh-huh that's because he said it

2:10:36 Capitalism is outdated. What is important is talent! Capitalism was born when capital was the most important resource, today it's talents. Talents if you have talents like blowjobs this is now the new currency This is crazy! You sound like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog now. I'm all over the man. You sounded like a German guy then you became The Dog. But this is nuts. Isn't this nuts? This capitalism is outdated, what is the deal? We got to get harder on this and find out where it came from because this is all over that I've been seeing in one of my emails from a friend of mine who will remain nameless saying well did there...I think that its conclusion we're having to draw as at state capitalism is better than free market capitalism

2:11:32 Which is Chinese style capitalism. That's bullcrap! You know, and I think these presidential candidates are part of this thing. This is a scam there's something up! This is really important this is what people should everyone who listens to this show should be on the lookout for this meme capitalism outdated capitalism not working this gap you know we're crony capitalism is what screwing things up it's got nothing to do with real free market capital seems to be working quite well So anyway, back to this. Yeah so in Gibbon Nation Lowlands where the media is 100% controlled by the governmental sources and the Queen of course, the symbolic queen

2:12:23 So I was, because I was in drone air you have the main Dutch newspaper, de Telegraaf every single day. So it's funny it's like Donald Duck is like reading a comic book so very interesting to read and all of a sudden out of the blue huge news They are going to release the guy who kidnapped Freddie Heineken like 25 years ago. Are you familiar with that story? No, I didn't know Freddie Heineken was kidnapped! The guy who's a family heir to the Heineken brewery Well he wasn't the heir, he was the one who made it Oh, he is the guy Yeah, he has now passed on But uh... he was kidnapped by this guy named Hollader

2:13:08 And the Netherlands, Kippenland is a... there's so much crime. There are so many gangsters that people are getting killed all the time Let's just not forget Pim Fortuyn who was going to win the election liquidated let's not forget Theo van Gogh who may you know descendant of Vincent Van Gogh and he was liquidated on the street and they tried cut his head off and stuck a knife in his chest with the note. I mean, it's a crime-ridden place but no one really ever wants to talk about it so this hoolader who has been in jail all this time they couldn't pin anything on him and they decide on...I think it was Wednesday or Thursday

2:13:53 to release him from prison. And the way they were doing that, because of course people want to kill him is there was no coverage of it and they snuck them out the back door or they say they dropped him off somewhere in the woods and it was front page everywhere all the news everyone's talking about this oh my god they released a guy big news front full page full page this happens on the very day that Wouter Bos, former finance minister and Nout Velenk, former president of the Dutch Central Bank were questioned and had to admit in which of course was not covered. This is the distraction of the week over there that when they nationalized ABN AMRO Lazar bank who they hired to do the deal misunderstood something in the valuation

2:14:47 and the Dutch taxpayers overpaid for the bailout in the region of 3 to 15 billion euros. And they admitted this! Yeah, well you know it was a mistake and stuff happens... They admitted it!! And there was no coverage!!! All you know is that the Dutch government is now telling their people that they have to cut services and put in austerity measures in the amount of guess what 15 billion euros so the money was literally transferred to private bankers and investors by mistake

2:15:32 And now they're telling people... By the way, those kinds of mistakes don't happen. Of course not! Lazard Bank? That's supposed to be a reputable bank but it was like... No, they got bookkeepers. This whole thing was a scam. Total scam and they admitted it on the day they admitted that they come out with this huge news about some guy you know like whatever Some kid is like... They found the Lindbergh baby Yeah yeah exactly It was just unbelievable And you know, like luckily one or two of our producers caught that as well. They're like oh I can't believe this happened but wow! It's just unbelievable and people just don't see it John they just don't see it

2:16:13 Well, how can you see it when nobody I mean it has to be pointed out. Yeah And not everybody's a you know 24-7 researcher well we are that's what we're doing all right no It's actually were 4814 two of us 4840 40 8 that's a new donation amount 4814 That's a good number yeah But it has to be anonymous now actually if you do 48 14. I think that deserves a mention No, he got these rules So does Greece Meanwhile, yeah might as well just finish up on Euroland. Just give you the rundown of course It really will be Portugal That is that is going to be the big one that's coming next Check these numbers out Wow so the gross domestic product per capita Product per person in Greece is twenty six thousand dollars a year in Portugal 21,000

2:17:10 So it's even worse. Bond yields past 7%. They need a second bailout package. Let's look at Spain for a second, the numbers are staggering. Unemployment 22.85% people under 25 51% unemployed half of all people under 25 years old are unemployed in Spain. That's half of the employable doesn't include 10 year olds True of the employee of Hjalm, but still it's just startling and there is a report coming out actually another one from the lowlands. Remember the lowlands did not get downgrade? But people in the lowland are getting very angry yet. There is a report coming out that our guy there Geert Wilders commissioned to

2:18:06 They asked Lombard Street Research. Now they could all be in on the game with the Nazis, who knows? You know this could all be a setup but the report is what would the economic consequence be of staying in the Eurozone versus returning to the Gilder? This report coming out in a couple days this will be a very important report because of course everyone's gonna see that if you just go back to the Gilder they'll be richer! They'll have a lot more money to spend and it wouldn't surprise me If Germany and the Netherlands were playing together, they're elites. And they have quite you know even in the Dutch national anthem, Oh Wilhelmus van der Sauwe am I of German blood as literally in the anthem that this whole thing was a setup to just steal all of Europe. I'm not gonna argue against the idea No I know you won't! I've never been a big fan of this thing since its inception Since they started 1956 you were against it? I WAS!!!

2:19:09 I just want to wind it up today. I got, uh... I'm very worried for Congressman Paul In fact i'm going to give him a karma shot right now You've got karma! I've heard some weird language before about you know getting rid of somebody but Jack Welch Who I guess Jack Welch is still seen as the he ran General Electric for many many with general electric, right? Yeah for many many years very famous as a CEO of General Electric during his era and then of course when he got out He retired and gave the reins over to somebody else that basically the board of directors they Because he had he didn't want a lot of money. He wanted all bunch of perks because he was trying to you know

2:20:00 Cut to keep his taxes low and he'd like the perks Including a jet as soon as he got ousted. They've screwed him out of everything He basically lost his pension the jet that fucked the jet they wanted you have take the jet back And the guy's essentially borderline, you know considering how rich he should be is Just just by for it Do you think he really like he like he's? not really rich, he's got to be loaded. The guy has got to be loaded. No I think everybody thinks he is dead sincere. I don't think he is broke! He isn't broke like we are but he definitely...he's not in the league that he should be in So he married, I don't know if it was his second or third wife Susie

2:20:44 Who's for him? I mean what a catch right she's she's super hot. She's smoking She's much younger than he is, but they write columns together which is disturbing You know it's one thing to have you know Jack Welch write a column But you like we wrote this column and well, you know we look at business perspectives Well, he wrote a column about Ron Paul About how he should be exited from this whole race and the way uses the term It's disturbing. This is Soledad O'Brien, who we of course know asked him a question about this column and here's his explanation or part of it

2:21:21 Well I'm not saying that. Our column is to tie current events to business issues and we're saying that in our view Ron Paul will not be a finalist in this campaign and the GOP is going to have to exit him just as you have to exit employees. I don't like the way that sounds, John! The GOP will have to exit him? Yeah, it's really bad wording. So the message that this is making us you know some sort of a threat yeah Of course the funny side story to this which is the soft pedal The story was that is that all four of their sons support Ron Paul? Oh really I didn't hear about that oh, yeah, oh, that's funny Lesson here is the same one You have with employees when you let them go you gotta let them go with dignity and voice you

2:22:13 You gotta take care of them because they're gonna be suppliers, customers, friends, recommendations. You want them as your friend. Ron Paul is going to exit left on this stage sometime down the road before August or in August And the GOP doesn't want to lose those wonderful voters that he's brought on board. So how well they treat Ron Paul going forward is a very big deal just the way how you lay off employees is a big deal. He also makes it, he also doesn't sound good when says we have to take care of him. Yeah take care of him exit him I don't like any any of these words i think they're very very dangerous words yeah and i'm sure he's tied into the republican party And what you know no yes for sure but what's the point of this does he not like Ron Pauls message?

2:23:07 I mean what is it about Ron Paul that he's not the only guy who has done this. There are a bunch of guys who say they gotta get him, some people say he shouldn't be in the party... He's essentially, Ron Paul boils down old-fashioned republicanism, real republicanism that better than any of these other guys. Small government, no wars, low taxes everything every checklist item that you would think would be a Republican item as opposed to these other guys I mean let's face it Romney this is probably boring people overseas but Romney and Gingrich and I would say Santorum are big government let's get religion involved in the state

2:23:52 high taxes, tax of war. Let's bomb Iran no matter what we got to you know it's just like it's just there somethings wrong with this picture Yeah, what's even where and by the way? I don't think it bores people overseas because the only I was reading the the telegraph again You know they have a little little box about that. They have their little box with a little douchebag dude Who's reporting on the American GOP reality show Little American flag next to his head you like reporter on this scene And and it's always the same like well It's getting really personal and you know new admit they're fighting

2:24:29 each other not a single mention of Ron Paul, of course. Not a single mention you know like they're fighting it's getting personal it's horrible oh those politics oh those Republicans oh they're horrible so I think people appreciate this type of analysis. I disagree with you on that one. I think it's okay No, maybe. And then we promised to look into Gidmonation Haggis All I could get out of that was they got lots of oil and they want it for themselves Well uh...I got a note from one of our producers who lives there I'm a Scot living on the east coast of Scotland and he says this whole thing is set up by these Scottish Nationalist Party who really just wanted take the North Sea Oil platforms join the EU

2:25:19 And have a greater role in the EU is there's a bunch of douchebags who just want to be part of the big party there in Brussels. and he says that most real Scots don't want any part of this separation from the United Kingdom Yeah, well that's good news because it would be a disaster I did catch an interview Who wants to join the dying EU? This is how dumb some of these people are. Well, these guys of course you know that they're all power hungry all politicians are basically... I mean not all but come on! You look at these guys like we know them John We know these people that just want to be part of the party They want the hookers and blow and that's what they want And like yeah, we'll deliver Scotland Don't forget the limos We'll deliver Scotland to ya

2:26:05 We'll deliver that in 2014. So Scotland's First Minister Alex Salmond, Salmond? I think his name is Salmond was interviewed by Jeremy Paxman And this is a very funny interview because Jeremy Paxman is like, he's just like slamming the guy. Just like you know you suck this is stupid are you out of your mind? You know you're not realistic and it's very funny how the guy answers him we'll just play until you're sick of it but I think you will be laughing the whole way through Alex Salmon how would an independent Scotland be different Well, it would be governed as the people of Scotland wish it to be governed. We'll raise our own taxes, decide our own spending priorities, decide whether or not to go into legal wars in Iraq – the answer would be no incidentally so there'd be very substantial differences in the nature of policy formulation and some at present moment but there'd be a lot more if Scotland were independent It would also be broke wouldn't it?

2:26:59 It would also be broke of course. I like the comeback! It keeps going, it'd also be broke of course. Well, independent Scotland would be the sixth most prosperous country in our head... This by the way is true if you calculate it that way, we'll be the sixth most prosperous nation because all the oil which will be off the coasts of Scotland and North Sea And of course, you know we can't have that actually happening. You know the Queen won't allow that so but that's his That's his whole spiel and Paxman just keeps on hammering the guy in the OECD I think that's a reasonable basis to start to be an independent country We've got a trillion pounds worth of public debt in this country. How much would the Scots take? Well, the normal way to divide up debt would be either population share or GDP share. Incidentally... How much do you want to take? That'd just over 8%. But incidentally we would have about 90% of a trillion pound asset in terms of oil and gas resources in the North Sea

2:27:54 birthright of any citizen of an independent Scotland would be about £16,000 worth of debt or would it be more than that? The assets would be much greater. See the difference between Scotlands position is we'd have a share... well you know your talking about the debt that United Kingdom has accumulated We take our share of that because were part of the United Kingdom and can't do anything about mistakes of previous chances that he's checking And you know the level public spending in Scotland the last year for which records are available. Yes and you also know that... This is boring but I want to hear, I want you to hear the part about... Yeah he's going yeah it's like... There's a part about the BBC because they have to pay for television right?

2:28:33 Yeah. Armoured train or something? Well, this is about the gold... It'd certainly be a lot better than the... He says we're gonna take the gold and Paxman says well you can have an armoured train carry all that gold up to Scotland? Nuclear trains that go into fires late at present moment Jeremy Let's look at the politics of it You say that an independent Scotland would be a beacon of progressiveness I think I recall Robert Mugabe saying something similar about Zimbabwe Yeah, he never lets up. Paxman's great when he is on a roll I don't think Jeremy you can do yourself any great favours by comparing Scotland to Zimbabwe No, I'm comparing you to Mugabe

2:29:16 Okay, well let's change the topics as we're running out of time. I got a short clip of Don Lemon as he is going to introduce the next segment on CNN with in the background Christine Aguilera doing a tribute to Etta James trying to sing just play this real quick it'll break the mood. Christina Aguilera sings Etta James' signature song, At Last at her funeral today. Highlights coming up after the break but first I think it was they were killing a cat yeah i think etta james just rolled over in her inner grave oh my goodness it was unbelievable what happened they can't find that black singer that sounds a little like Etta James they have to bring Christina you know this what happened there

2:30:04 It was this, I don't know. Alright well we'll do funny things did you hear Joe O'Biden do an Indian accent? Oh no! Well he catches... That would be very good He catches himself talking about call centers and how we should have call centers in America now Call centers even call centers were rushed overseas in the hundreds of thousands How many times did you get the call? I'd like to talk to you about your credit card I'd like to talk about your credit cards. Rainn Wilson has apparently joined some group to help the poor and help the Haitians, just play this clip Odd Story About...and then catch the punchline. But first we want to talk about CNN Heroes fans of NBC show

2:31:02 Keep going. Comedy the office, no actor Rainn Wilson as... Yeah of course keep going keep rolling roll the teleprompter for me please The egomaniacal Dwight Shurt but unlike his character Wilson is committed to helping others in 2007 he saw a story about one of our scene and heroes an everyday person changing the world and was so moved that he decided to lend a hand five years later he is still involved and inspired take a look I was literally sitting in my trailer at the office and, um...I was looking at the CNN website. And they had this CNN hero. It's- I think it was in the first year and I saw this story on this guy Aaron Jackson This is a young kid from Florida who grew up on a golf course You know didn't really have much direction in his life and then he went traveling in the third world and he saw poverty

2:31:50 And he decided to just devote his life to making the world a better place. Today we've dewormed an estimated maybe over 100 people. De-worm? Rainn Wilson is floating around the world with his Joker deworming kids apparently all of the Haitian kids have worms? You want to play De-Worming Part 2. Oh no! It's been great to be able to help out Aaron Jackson and planting peace by doing some fundraisers I've gotten introduced him that two people and help raise money and just

2:32:31 help his organization really get moving. He's the amazing guy who is doing all the really hard work and give him the cash and just let him go do what he does best They have four or five orphanages in Haiti, and I also went out when they distributed the deworming medication out in rural villages and towns You're distributing food? How come Bill Gates is not on top of this? How come he is not spending hundreds of millions of dollars deworming the poor people of Haiti and that's a hero.

2:33:24 Oh, how low can you go? Office. I'm never gonna watch that show again. Oh man... oh boy If you want to play some end of show, I do have a couple kind-of funny stories about the history of the Glock gun But we could save that Why don't you save that one why don't we part with some Al Sharpton You have L Sharpton. I got a little short did how long is it should be end of show or sir, or just now? Well, it's uh, I think it's now because it's just funny just find a laugh about this is Al Sharpton Playing the race card and he has got some douchebag friend of his he brings on

2:34:04 uh... saying that everyone's racist and we knew this is going to happen in the skin this campaign so sharp and of course and why i sharpton get whiteish rep to have a job on msnbc not to do this let's get to the picture every once talking about this pitch this bit was all the governor jane brooke pointing her finger right at the president of the united states president obama just moments after he landed in arizona yesterday Their heated exchange was reportedly centered around her portrayal of the president in a meeting two years ago as condescending. According to reports, they were talking at the same time over each other." I don't care what differences you have! The pointing is unacceptable!"

2:34:52 The pointing is unacceptable. It's flat out- Why? It's unacceptable, listen why! Disrespectful. Disrespectful But she's not apologizing Oh no, oh no What should she? Roll the videotape He's very thin-skinned. I thought that he was pretty, uh, thin skinned. He walked away... Now you notice what is going on here? Pointing, thin skinned You know where this is leading right? Well the sentence said he walked away. I wasn't angry at all! I felt a little bit threatened if you will and in an attitude that he had because I was there to welcome him Thin skinned?! You felt threatened!?

2:35:32 What does that even mean, you felt threatened? Well because the president likes to drone people douche. By the President of the United States?! This is yet another example of disrespect and delegitimizing this president! You're a governor if you want invite the president somewhere your talking to him The only reason you bring a letter it's to dramatize and confront Now thats the setup now he brings in his guy from Sirius XM to hammer it home And its really really bad Joining me now is Joe Madison, host of the Mornings with Madison on Sirius XM Radio. Joe what do you make of Brewer's disrespect? This is nothing more and I'll just say it straight up there are some people not all in this country who can't cannot stand the fact

2:36:20 that this is an African-American who is now one of the most powerful individuals on the planet. And there are those who cannot consciously and subconsciously handle it, I know people don't want to hear that But that's the truth. Well, and so you know, you know, you did you de-legitimize it? You know, you're not gonna get a debate from me They brought race in they put a race deck on the table If you pull a card is a race card because they set the deck I'm talking about those on the other side of this argument That's pretty outrageous Wow, I mean they brought him in Really who brought that in where'd that come from? Uh, I have no idea Hmm

2:37:08 All right, the guy is a good guys a douchebag. Oh yes Reminder on the no agenda stream coming right up after this program goes off the air which is just minutes away there will be a no agenda producer update and a No agenda producer And I see a new live episode of inside the podcaster studio and They'll actually be talking on the no agenda producer update on the stream kind of interesting stuff Which i'm following is about the digi notar certificate authorities which have been compromised, and you know so basically google and microsoft and this You know your tech press is now talking about this but A lot has been compromised for many many months. And they've got some information on that and

2:37:51 What else? Yeah, I got to tell you something funny as we get out of here So you heard about the Twitter is now going to censor tweets in certain countries. Yes. I wrote a column about this But I think I may have actually defended the practice so the way it will happen is The tweet will show up and it'll say this tweet from at username has been withheld in your country learn more So I sent out a tweet, I tweeted myself and said this tweet from Adam Curry has been withheld in your country learn more. And i must have gotten 1000 people say hey man Twitter's censoring you

2:38:36 Yeah, I saw I Saw that tweet yeah it made no sense So you should call yourself out as a douchebag for pulling that trick A little light douche bag there. That was funny It was it was moderately funny. Yeah well I think You need to decentralize and get your own get your own shit oh Stop relying on Twitter and Facebook and Google, and all this stuff. I don't use Facebook. No neither do i particularly now that google chrome is being used by the techno experts in the state department Yeah that's a bad sign you might want to consider using something else like gopher. I'm just saying yeah gopher worked fine Get it guy get the old code for web crawler and just do it yourself Gopher worked great! I loved gopher

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