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00:00 uh... there's a wife swapping underground of people in our visa and i'm curious john c devorah twenty four two thousand eleven times you get my nation media assassination episode two nine urates is no one can do it and from northern silicon valley where If no place else, it's Easter here. I'm John C. Dvorak. I don't know what I have John, but the people are calling it the 10-day flu, the three-week flu, the you feel really lethargic flu. What is going on with this man? It's what my wife has. She still has it. She's had it for almost three weeks. She says that she's looked it up and done some research and apparently with some people it lasts 60 days. No, no stop. That's what she said.

01:17 Well, how come the CDC didn't issue some kind of vaccine or something to stop this? I think it caught him off guard. It's not really, you know, I was, you know, spent like, you know, when she was in her worst, in her worst mood. moments. How long was it was that like after a week or was that just the beginning or when was the worst? Because this feels like the worst. It actually gets to a plateau and then about a week after the plateau then you just have this lethargic problem for about another two weeks. Oh please I can't handle that. It's not particularly contagious it seems. Uh, well, Mickey has it and she thought she was gonna get over it. She was like, yesterday she was like, oh yeah, I'm all great. And then last night, it's like kaboom! Like a ton of bricks. First time on this show we have done a Sunday morning service without pancakes. Go! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

02:10 Right. Really? Yeah, I didn't wake her up. Come on, you've had a moment without pancakes the past... No, never a Sunday without pancakes. No. Well, it probably wouldn't be good for you anyway. They'd make you congested. Oh man. Yeah, I don't know. This thing's going around. Now my daughter had a little bit of something, but she actually, I think she took a round of Tamiflu. Uh-huh. So it might be a flu. I mean, I think I got over it instantly she was fine. I think I got it from one of the guests on the big app show I think One of the writers who was over here was like recovering from writer. Yeah away from there really like hey I don't want to shake your hand. Let's just bump fists man. Oh

02:56 I think that was the person who gave it to me. But this is weird. It's just like, I mean, I'm sleeping like four hours during the day and then I sleep all night and of course I still got up at 5.30 today. It was rough. So when did you catch this? You had it last, the last show. Yeah, I, uh, it started Wednesday. You were just getting it, I guess, on Saturday. No, no, no. I, it started on Wednesday, John. Today is Sunday. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm looking at the wrong, uh... The wrong what? Uh, the day could be... The way I see it when we're doing a show, it could be Thursday. The wrong sundial? Got the sundial. Oh, hey, just the sundial!

03:33 So I don't know what to do about it. I mean, I'm just medicating myself for like Wednesday Thursday You've had it for like four days and you're you're you're whining Yeah, it's annoying. It could be over tomorrow. I hope so I wish my sister's coming from Italy next week with their kids and it's like, uh Well, you know cough into your sleeve. Anyway, it's not that contagious. I don't think uh, So if you had to kiss that guy wouldn't have been a problem. Yeah, it was a girl And I didn't kiss her either. She's of the lesbian persuasion. Oh, they're out in contention. Joking. Never mind. I missed the timing. No, it was way too late. No, it didn't work.

04:22 So anyway, I thought I sent you a note last night and I said, you know, this is it's gonna suck. I'm gonna be light on news. I'm not gonna have anything going on and actually this morning I don't know how I did it but apparently there was still enough out there that I think we got a show and then you sent in clip of Palooza You made me work my butt off after I got that memo. Yeah, I got enough We can play all these clips in the show be over. You got a pre-show pre-show memo It's like what the show is in trouble. We can't make it we can't I've got a chest cold Well, let's at least start off with it with the sense it is Easter and we want to mention everybody that we are working yes on Easter which would be blasphemy in some countries and

05:08 But let's play the Easter clip and celebrate what Easter is really all about. Yay, indeed. Meantime, of course, it is Easter and celebrations are taking place all around the Central Coast this weekend. In Salinas, hundreds of kids got a head start yesterday, but the eggstravaganza event was about more than just hunting for Easter eggs. The Easter bunny I think is gonna come soon. Are you excited? Uh huh. The bunny was the biggest draw for four-year-old Lexi and for the hundreds of other kids at Salinas' Eggstravaganza event Saturday at Native Dad Creek Park. Oh my gosh, wait, what's that big white thing coming over there? Lots of Easter draw. Is this the terror bunny?

05:47 What is this? Eggstravaganza. And by the way, when people listen to this clip, I think that all news should have quotes from four year olds. Yeah, I think they're funny. That's great. And of course, free Easter egg hunting. I like coloring and finding Easter. Easter eggs, huh? It's like just like a challenge and you get to eat the candy out of the eggs and stuff. But whoever said egg hunting is only for kids doesn't hang out here. There is an adult Easter egg hunt. It's five dollars to get in. We call it the massacre because it takes about 25 seconds and every one of those eggs is gone. How inappropriate is that?

06:30 They call it the massacre on Easter is worse. There's money in it, so that's what makes it I You're never too old. Not if it has money in it. Now this is more than about egg hunting and having lots of fun. This is also about familiarizing kids with the Salinas Police Department and also introducing them to the City's One Bookmobile, which is actually in jeopardy of being cut because of Salinas' budget problems. It's an extravaganza. What a great day. For the police department. Let's meet the kids. Wow. Okay, let's see what these future juvenile delinquents look like. That's hilarious. That was on this morning and I was doing all these clips and I said, oh my god, I gotta get this on the show.

07:20 Wow. But I like the idea of little kids being, you know, when they do these stories about Obama or the budget, they should just go ask four-year-olds what they think. I was watching a little bit of the Sunday morning talk shows and everyone's now convinced Donald Trump is a real contender. We should ask some four-year-olds about that. Yeah, this is amazing to me. No, not to me. No, I got to tell you something. Well you said he's going to, I think I got in the book here that you're predicting he's actually going to run. He's going to run, oh yeah, he's going to run. His ego cannot allow him not to run now because it's for real and you know what? I'm going to say it again. He would, this is, you know how the pendulum swings? So we went from Obama, we need like a cowboy type dude only we don't, we need like an elitist cowboy. You know we had George W Bush after Clinton, you know all this, it's exactly what we need. This is how stupid we are here in this country.

08:15 Like yeah, this is a great guy. You know he can fire people. He runs like, he's like Berlusconi in a way. You know he's got the hot chicks everywhere and he has beauty pageants. I mean the guy's awesome. And yeah, I think he's an actual contender. And we'll see. We'll see. He could actually run. I don't think he's running interference anymore. I think his ego is in the way and he's gonna go for it. Well, I like the theory because believe me if I think anything would liven up this country and our show Oh, no, it would be perfect for the show. I'm I pray to the Easter Bunny every single day Please let him run because we need this and speaking of praying Let me see cuz I mixed your clips up with mine here who is a Billy Graham's son of Franklin Graham

09:11 Now Billy Graham, people have to understand, Billy Graham, a religious leader in the United States of Gitmo Nation, and he's always been very important for presidential candidates, right? If he endorses you then that's kind of a big deal, isn't it? Well he never does that. He has never endorsed anybody. Oh really? So that's not the case. Oh I thought he endorsed people. No, he's never endorsed anybody. But what he does is he is always a spiritual leader that is associated with the presidency because he's always wormed his way into that position. Oh okay. But I don't think you're going to find... I could be wrong. Somebody could in this chat room find me a link. I don't know that he's ever endorsed anybody. I'm sure if an atheist ran, he would endorse the other guy, but that's never happened. I mean, no, except for Obama, but nobody wants to admit that. Right. Now, Billy Graham, of course, is old now. He's retired. He's retired, right. I got to see him, by the way. Was he good? Oh, here's the deal. So I'm at the University of California. It's kind of a rabble-rousing place. They decided to bring Billy Graham.

10:10 to the Greek theater to give a speech and so everybody shows up because, oh, come on, let's go see this guy. It turns out the guy is so talented he kind of did a very high intellectual level speech talking about the classics and how it relates to everything. It's unbelievable. So meanwhile I was working for the college newspaper so I got the got the medium and a but i i met him and i mean as p r guy he was like you know telling me what is this great this guy's here and that he was very impressive as a speaker by the way dynamite but the thing i noticed about him the most uh... in which was overlooked by everybody but i still be still done to this day with a lot of people he used i lights and which is a trick in television is also in public speaking a run into it once in a while and so what they have off stage about and about twenty five ur

11:00 30 feet away they have then he's all lit but they have this special lighting that is extremely targeted to brighten your face up and Normally, it's used to call the eye lights in some situations to bring people who have kind of sunken eyes. Yeah, I have that Yeah, they used they used to have a big problem with MTV lighting me if the lighting only comes from above then I look like a zombie yeah, so you'd use eye lights which are which are eye level lights that go right into the face right and and uh... so they use he's i like that in the guy so when you're back in the greek theater and you're watching this guy it looks like he's like he's like god is great is going out of course is beautiful it's absolutely stunning so you're riveted on his image because of the ways let and but then again he customized a speech for the audience and it was

11:47 Stunning the guy was it there was no complaints afterwards. No, I think it was amazing. So his son Franklin Was interviewed by Christiana and I'm poor Yeah, you know I used to like her and Mickey like loves her to death But I think she got co-opted and I think she she lost her way somewhere I'm not quite sure what happened to her. Are you still there John? Yeah, I'm just waiting. Yeah, I'm not. Oh, no, you like faded away into the background. I'm like, did I lose him or what? No, I'm waiting. Okay. Anyway, so she interviewed him and asked him about presidential candidates for the Republicans. You have traveled to Haiti with Sarah Palin.

12:31 Is she the kind of candidate you would like to see run for election? Would she be your candidate of choice? I don't think Sarah's going to... I don't think she likes politics. I think she likes speaking on the issues and I agree with many of the issues that she brings up. But I believe I don't see her as running for president. If she did, would you support her? Would she be your candidate? Who is this again? It depends on who the other candidate is. This is Franklin Graham. Billy Graham's son. Yeah, he took over. He took over from... Hence the whole story about the eye lights. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. I'm hearing his voice and I just all of a sudden thought it was somebody else because I don't remember him sounding like this. Right, no, it's Franklin, his son. So that's not a yes?

13:15 No, I mean, we're so early, but I do like... Are there people in right now? Would you support Mitt Romney? Would you support Donald Trump? I've met Mitt Romney, no question. He's a very capable person. He's proven himself. Donald Trump, when I first saw that he was getting in, I thought, well, this has got to be a joke. But the more you listen to him, the more you say to yourself, you know, maybe the guy's right. So he might be your candidate of choice. Sure. I thought that was pretty major. Huh. Yeah. Well, I'm going to be very disappointed. I'm going to be happy and disappointed if Trump actually does run because of this prediction that you've made. Well, why will you be disappointed? Because I predicted he's not going to run. It's an ego thing. No, it's a competitive thing. Screw the country. Who cares about the country? My ego is blown because I lost. I've missed a lot of things. Who cares about the country? Who cares about who runs the country? It's about our bet, damn it. About the predictions. It's all about the predictions. Nothing else.

14:12 Wow. Yeah. I don't know. I mean it's a... I think you're getting suckered. I'm sticking with my old theory. He's not running under any circumstance. He can't afford to have his books made public. I think he can. You know there was another little message that really that... and you can interpret this either way. It's in the magic numbers category. Donald Trump on the Forbes richest list number 33. Well, for one thing, that's funny. Yeah. And I'm, I'm, I'm, that's a good one. Yeah. I was like, okay, well, what are we saying with this? Is it like he's, he's in, he's the shill or it's like, ha ha, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Not really.

14:57 Well, that's the problem with our 33 thesis. We don't really know what the heck it means. It means something, we just don't know what it means. It means something. It means something. Right. I think by the end of, you know, the next couple years we'll have it figured out because we see so many instances of it. Uh, well I don't know, maybe. I mean maybe, okay, and by the way, I doubt seriously that he's the 33. If he is actually genuinely the 30, most people think he's like borderline bankrupt at any point in his career because he's just such a gambler. But these lists, these lists are always bullcrap. I've been on lists like this in the Netherlands. I'm like really yeah, you know I think most of these listen I've talked to people about this and I make a you know I've been on editors an editor and I've been in these meetings where you make these lists up and it's generally a bunch of guys sitting around at lunchtime doing it but with that Forbes list they actually try to document the guys best they can even though there's plenty of billionaires that they don't even know about that aren't on the list at all. It's bullcrap it's really 100% bullcrap

15:54 They really don't know. They have no idea. And most people don't even know. And it's like, you know, what are the parameters? Do you include real estate? You know, what the usually they're like go to public records. Oh, you have this many shares of this company. So therefore, you know, that's valued at this. It's bull crap, the whole thing. It doesn't matter. Goodwill. That's always worth something in the book. Oh, yeah. Goodwill. Yeah. You can have billions of goodwill. Yeah, you for example have a good at least a billion dollars in goodwill Yeah, right. Well talking about money. Yay. Let's thank our executive producers for today's show before we get going okay and Beginning with we have a we're so that we don't forget everybody out there We have two more shows in the 300 show one more show and then it's one more show then the 300 show which will be on the day of the royal wedding I believe

16:44 No, the day of the royal wedding is Friday. Oh it is? You know that only, I saw a poll that only 6% of Americans are interested. Good! Yeah I know, it's like, people are gonna, if anyone really is gonna get up at 4 o'clock in the morning on Friday to watch the royal wedding, shame on you. So Geraldo, who seems to be giddy about the royal wedding, literally. Is he invited? No, but he's giddy. He's like a little girl. He's just like so focused. He thinks it's so great So he has I have a clip of this so he has he does a special over the weekend It's just basically old show about it and he brings on Robin. Oh, no lifestyles of the rich and famous

17:30 Well, apparently Robin Leach is out. You know all these, you've lived in England, you know there's a huge contingent of people who hate the monarchy. Oh yeah, absolutely. They're going to protest. Well, who knew that Robin Leach was one of them? No, you're kidding me! Atkinson and interestingly the Spencer family of Princess Diana will be seated on Kate's family's side of the aisle not on the royal family's side of the aisle Robin Leach welcome what do you make of that? Oh and you and and of course you forgot Guy Ritchie without Madonna being on that guest list. No Madonna right?

18:10 I'm not surprised that they're on Kate's side. You know, this whole thing is great theatre, complete with drama. You know, I wouldn't call it Shakespearean theatre. I would probably lean towards the word schlock, actually. I'm not a royal fan and this is being produced as if it was, you know, the greatest special on earth. It's a thing that's going to cost the British Empire five billion dollars in lost revenue at the same time as it will bring in six hundred million dollars in revenue. Remember,

18:50 And here's a lesson for the trade unions in Wisconsin. The British workers get off, are you ready for this? 11 days holiday. They get this weekend off because it's Easter, four days. They take the three days off in the middle and then they get four days off next weekend for the wedding. Total, 11 days fully paid, lost revenue. Check these numbers. five hundred million dollars well you know i'm not going to get what you paid for. So he so Geraldo gets rid of basically gets rid of him he says I didn't know this guy was such a stiff and he brings on a gay guy

19:35 Oh, that's always good for the royal wedding. So the rest of the show is this gay guy, but I have the second clip here, which is clip two, which I think pretty much is the direction Geraldo wanted to go. Pretty stylist Marcellus Reynolds. Are you over the royals or are you into what's going down? Are you into what's going down? Hey, hey, stylist, are you into what's going down? Oh, I am full on flat out on to this whole thing. And you know what? Yes, they're going to lose money that way. But already Kate is becoming this global style star and she is spurring the economic climate

20:11 in the UK. She wore a black dress two weeks ago and literally 90% increase in sales in the UK of black dresses. Wow, that's just fantastic. 90% that means you used to sell 10 now they sell 19. Who needs jobs when you've got Kate to sell dresses? Yay. Who Who needs to be able to afford education when you got Kate to sell dresses 90% yay yay yay yay My God. Pathetic. Why are we even listening to this? Does it annoy me? Make me sicker? Yeah. Alright. So let's thank some of our people that are more important than Kate and the wedding and the rest of them. Kate and Prince Phil. These are our executive producers, members of the 300 Club. People should make sure we get on the 300 Club, celebrate our 300th episode, which will be next Sunday. Dvorak.org slash NA and give us a hand. David Dolson, Houston, Texas.

21:10 For a show done on the fly, you guys do a really great job, but you guys are pros and we should expect no less! Okay. That's what we say. Please, that's what she said. Please send my girlfriend some karma. She's been out of work for some time and could use a pick-me-up. Are you sure she doesn't want a Kate Middleton dress? I hear it's all the rage. By the way, David says the show is awesome. Awesome. Well, here you go. Here's some karma for your girlfriend. You've got karma. I mean, if you want, I could just send you a Kate Middleton dress. It seems to be saving the economy everywhere. Yep. Black. It's a black dress. How creative. And that's $333.33. Daniel Foster had $300 from Maynardville, Tennessee. Jessica Walters, Dame Jessica, Melbourne, Australia. If you start a third show per week, could it please be an all-international news edition? Adam and Mickey, please bring your tour through Las Vegas on or shortly after July 4th as Sir Troy and I will be arriving for our holiday on that day.

22:09 And she doesn't say this but she should have said, and I can't imagine doing anything. I don't want to really be in Las Vegas. I'd rather be having a beer with you two. Keep up the good work, Dame Jess. That's $300. And coincidentally, Troy Walters, Sir Troy Walters, also from Melbourne, the mate of Jessica. Any chance of a three-in-five show? That's an interesting idea. Karma pleased to keep fighting middle management and parking officers. Oh, well let's do that. You've got karma. I think they had some like horrible parking thing I recall I guess there's something going on he says I should be pronouncing it at Melbourne I got that part I pronounced that correctly, but he says Stralia

22:51 Australia she's just got Australia. Okay, Australia didn't know you just say Australia and Finally, I would gen anonymous donation from Kyoto and with no comment that's 300 bucks so we have our executive producers for this show and we want to thank them all and want to encourage anybody else for the next couple shows to become executive producer of this show and you also be the executive producer of show 300 and Thank you very much. Like really, you know, I got a big up this yeah, I like that. I like that. Thank you Just a note on the the tour the no agenda tour across get my nation So we're so we still have not decided on the actual transportation still open to offers for an RV to borrow but miss Mickey has now taken over planning of the event and

23:48 Oh yeah, and she's serious. She's like maps and all kinds of stuff and and this John have you know that apparently Santa Claus has a house at the so-called North Pole in Alaska you're gonna go there she wants to Well, you should make, it should be segmented in such a way that you take, you know, much of the trip and then make decisions as if you want to continue. Because I'm telling you, you'd spend a week or two in a RV and it gets old fast. I think you're misunderstanding our relationship. Mickey will enjoy the trip, I mean going to see the Grand Canyon, some of the great, so the parts of the Southwest are fantastic.

24:34 I think we're gonna have a great time. Well, if as a sightseer, you know, she's got her camera, she likes to take photos, she'll have a wonderful time shooting pictures. Now what'll be great is we'll get to meet all these people who listen to the show. But I gotta say it's gonna be kind of tough coordinating with everybody. Everyone's like, you gotta be here July 24th! Yeah, I'll see you on the 17th! He's like, uh, okay. We're gonna do our best. People have to get over that. Yeah, they will. The fact is you're gonna get there when you get there. Yeah. A couple of PR mentions. Thank you very much for forwarding your favorite domain names to noagendashow.com. Chris came up with noagendashow.ca. I'm not quite sure how he did that. I guess it was available.

25:13 And that's cool so everyone up there in Canada can get to our domain cheaper. Because you know if it's a .ca it saves a nickel. That's right it saves you a nickel. And I'm not quite sure how happy I am with this but I have an idea that it will actually get a lot of traffic. Hotmatureplumpers.com I'm sure there's a lot of... Are you referring to Ballpark Franks? Yes I think so. I'm sure it gets a lot of Google juice. As it were, hot mature... Sorry about that. You've got karma. Alright everybody, so thank you very much for doing that and remember for all of your support for the show no matter what your giving level...

25:58 Slash and a as we thank David Dolson Daniel Foster Dame Jessica Walter sir Troy Walters and anonymous from Kyoto For being our executive producers and 300 club members you get another mention in two shows from now Of course that is an official credit You can list your credit now twice and unlike the phonies in Hollywood will actually vouch for you if someone asked you about it Everyone else out there you have a mission. It is propagating the formula our formula is this we go out and We hit people in the mouth. So I did some... You know, this is pretty amazing to me. Hillary Clinton is on some kind of trip, boy, I tell you that. Lucifer, I should say. So remember on Thursday's show, I played a clip of her with sweet Mickey Martelli.

27:03 She apparently she's just doing like 20 of these conference of these press events a day. It's just it's one after another She's on something and and you know, it's it's in this in the it's in the same room She's wearing the same clothes the same outfit. So it's on the same day. By the way, she's sporting a honkin Rolex Which not only is it weird because it's it's you know, it's it's totally out of Sink with the rest of her lame-ass garb, you know She's got the blue on with the the big brooch on her left shoulder the all-seeing-eye brooch And then there's like a huge Rolex. It's really weird it's very fashionable the yeah, you know, it's like the The old-school Rolex and like the one that I used to have yeah president Yeah, the exactly but without die which I couldn't see if had diamonds But just kind of like but the men's version not the women's version the men's version. She's wearing a men's version. Yes

27:59 What? Yes, I'm telling you. The big clunky old president gold Rolex? Yes, yes, with the gold band and everything. Was she trying to get her biceps up or what's the deal? I don't know, but it's noticeable because it's like, what's that, flink, flink? Yeah, we know gold's over $1,500, Hillary. You don't have to put it in my face. Wow. Yeah, so she had a couple of people, a couple different people and some people get to say something, others get to like do nothing. Like the guy from somewhere in, I forget, like Uganda or something, he didn't get to say anything and then she just does a statement. Of course, I was very interested when the brand new or relatively new Minister of Foreign Affairs from the Netherlands, Gitmo Nation Lowlands, appeared on the scene.

28:47 And his name is Uri Rosenthal. And something very strange as Hillary kicks off this little press gaggle. I don't understand the numbers. Well, good morning. Did you hear clump, clump, clump, clump? Yeah, what's she wearing? A couple of big blocks of ice? Clump foot, I don't know. Or clogs? Let's listen to that again. Clunk, clunk, clunk. Okay.

29:44 Our 400 years of history? What? How long has the United States been around? Well, officially since 1776, but 400 years, we're in the 1600s, I guess there was some, I don't know. Maybe it had something, I don't know. You caught me off guard. I don't understand. He later retorts with that. Yes, our 400 years of, this guy, I took a clip from him just because you got to hear the douchebag talk. Who by the way, I don't think he gets to write his own material. I think Hillary says okay Uri. Here's the deal First you walk beside my jackboots as I clip-clop up to the mic And it's talk some BS about 400 years. What is 400 years come from? Well, we'll look into it

30:31 And he confirms that. But now, so of course his only mission there, it's funny because we still have that old clip, that clip of one of the, Pat Robertson, it says I guess maybe it was 400 years ago they made the pact with the devil. Oh yeah. Oh no, well of course that makes sense. That's what Lucifer was doing there. That could be it. She's talking about her pact. Her pact. Yeah, okay. Got it. Got it, perfect. Makes total sense. Now, the Netherlands has been around much longer than that, but okay. East India Company. I don't know what she's talking about. So, the main mission, of course, that they were discussing was the horrible death of women and children because they're cooking over open fires. And the smoke they inhale is killing more women than gunfire. Whatever.

31:19 And of course he's there to tell her that both Shell and Phillips will work in a public-private partnership to fix this. Which is like, yeah, give us some good deals on some stoves or whatever. Oh, here it is. Hold on. Fort Amsterdam on Manhattan Island, 1614. Right. But it wasn't really... The United States. It was like the Indians lived here. She's a New Yorker. As far as she's concerned, there is no United States. Okay, New York. I get it. I'm sorry. Yes, our history with New York and the Netherlands. Okay, Lucifer gotcha.

31:57 Anyway, so of course it's this is all about the Netherlands saying yes, we will we will we will kiss your ass We will send troops to Afghanistan. Yes, of course. We'll kiss your ass. We'll do whatever you want in Libya We'll kiss your ass. We'll kiss your ass. We'll kiss your ass But he doesn't get to say it in his own words apparently because there's some words in this and some some straight can't even pronounce half the words that a Dutchman would never ever ever use and it's hilarious and It's just part of the human tragedy, humanitarian tragedy in Libya, a tragedy which is simply unacceptable. And that is why we are an active partner in the NATO campaign, Unified Protector, and why we also provide humanitarian aid wherever we can. And we are with you, particularly concerned at the moment about the situation in Moussorata.

32:56 We condemn on our part, Colonel Gaddafi's actions in the strongest of terms. Colonel Gaddafi and his regime have indeed lost all legitimacy and he must step down. The sooner the better. We rigorously enforce the sanctions against him and his cronies. Now, let me tell you something. There's not a single Dutchman in the world who uses the word cronies. it's highly inappropriate. It's not like political language. So that says two things to me. One of course and I think you're right, I mean his speech would be written for him by our State Department. He's almost reading it like Haiku Herman. I mean it's completely phonetics. Yeah, so he's reading this thing. But I think what's more interesting is that the State Department would find it

33:55 Useful to use the word cronies. Yeah, so so in other words cronies is in the lexicon for some reason I'm not sure why but it really threw me off. I'm like really cronies like what it's like You know it's term that writers and columnists use I know it's in president and Mickey asked and said you know what what is what is the exact translation of a crony? I said well, it's kind of wait a minute Mickey Mickey Mickey Is Dutch. Yeah. Yeah, and she never heard the word. Well, she's heard the word, but you know, of course, I'm harping on it. I'm saying, you know, so she said, well, what exactly is it? I said, well, it's kind of something we use for like a thug, you know, like a, like a huge. Yeah. Like, well, like a youth gang who's got his, his, his, you know, his chooch is jabroni is hanging out with him. Those are cronies. It's not like guys with tanks. I don't know.

34:47 Okay, anyway, so of course the first question Considering this was all about stoves and women breathing smoke and dying from it. What was the first question about? Let me think. You know the answer. Libya, of course. No one gives a crap about what they're there for. It's like, hey, thanks for showing up, Gouda head, you Dutch guy. Yeah, 400 years, great. And then Hillary is like, and she's flashing a Rolex and she's talking to Jill because Jill has asked the question. Many more Libyans. The foreign minister was talking about an unacceptable situation right now.

35:29 Some of the experts who look at this and when they look at Misurata, they say the problem really now is that in places like that It's a ground game. You can't use air power. And by the way, something is happening with the elites. They're starting to slip in different pronunciation of words. This woman sounds American to me, right? Yeah? Okay, well listen to what she does. To do it, as it was in the beginning of the operation. So, what can the US, what can the allies together... The allies. The allies? I know, I know, this is weird, isn't it? This is all milieu stuff, you know. It's gotta be. We've talked about this before. It's gotta be. You get in a milieu and then the next thing you know you're talking like everyone within the milieu and you're identifiable as a member of the milieu. I ran into, here's an example.

36:17 I was, I had to meet with some AMD people to go to dinner and so I go to this hotel to meet in the lobby amongst all these people and I walk in and there's the AMD guy. I don't know who he is, I've never seen him before in my life but I could tell he's an AMD guy. They are extremely identifiable and I mentioned this to him, he says, I don't understand how that can be. And I told him that... I don't understand how that can be. I was in Brazil and they were giving out awards and some ceremony for all these different computer companies. They had HP, they had Microsoft, they had Dell, they had AMD and Intel. Every time the guy went up to get his award, I said, that guy looks like he works for Dell.

36:56 guy looks like he works for Microsoft. I mean there's this milieu, the undeniable milieu and when you start seeing common language being used and that somebody's been brought into that milieu and now they're part of it. It's a scheme. Right, so in the matrix we would say it's a part of the code which of course is also highly possible that this is all just a dream. So so but Hillary has a couple of these words too, you know, and I guess cronies is now a part of the milieu So let's hear this word. What can the allies? Really the allies can yell cuz they're hanging out in Paris and Rome and Doha and they're all you know on the road Oh Jill, let me tell you about this around because some people are saying this could go on for a year. Yeah, I

37:41 Well, Jill first. Well, Jill first. Wasn't that... Jill? Didn't we have... Jill? Didn't we... Your nails look marvelous, Jill. I think... Actually, what she says is far worse. It is always a temptation in any conflict to expect there to be a resolution quickly. I am not a military historian or an expert by any means. And she's smiling, I'm not a military historian or an expert by any means. But the fact is that we've been at this a relatively short period of time. I know in our

38:23 extraordinarily fast-paced world of information overload. Every minute seems to be expanded to an extent unknown in the past because there's so much going on and we're all trying to keep up with it all. I would remind you that the United States and other partners bombed targets in Serbia for 78 days. Isn't this lovely? Now she's just come out and said it, she's comparing Libya to Serbia. Which was, by the way, another Clinton did that. Same idea except, oh, you know, well, it didn't quite work out all that great.

39:13 It looked at the end of that as though there had been a success in terms of protecting the Kosovars, but that Milosevic remained in power. There had been a dynamic put into motion that eventually led to his being in The Hague. I have publicly and privately counseled some degree of patience, as difficult as that may be to do in today's world. We have adopted a mission that the United States, as you know, fully supports to carry out an arms embargo, to run a no-fly zone, and to protect civilians. We have done all of that.

40:09 and we have destroyed a significant percentage of Qaddafi's air defense system and other assets that he had been using from tanks to his warehouses of materiel. Materiel, there it is. Another word. Materiel, it's materiel John. It's materiel. Sorry it took me so long to get to that. Do the allies have materiel? The allies are shipping in materiel. We have to start talking like that. Maybe we can like slip into a party. Yeah we probably could. So of course I just want to remind everyone what our president said about this. It is U.S. policy that Qaddafi needs to go but let me emphasize that we

41:00 Anticipate this transition to take place in a matter of days and not a matter of weeks. Yeah, great. Okay days That was March 21st It's now been more than a month. Well, that's days. It's 30 X days days It's a matter of days, not months. It's a matter of days in the scheme of things, in the grand scale of things. If we go back to this, take a look at a broad meta view of history. Yes, I'm no military expert. Military, military expert. But when it comes to materiel, the allies really have it nailed down, Bertie.

41:38 This is crazy the elites have run amok. Oh, excuse me. My arm just dropped off because of my Rolex. It's so heavy. Jill, let us go, let's get one of these Kate Middleton dresses. Let's play dress up. You know, the way she talks to Jill, they're obviously pals hanging out and this is just a scripted act. It's so obvious. Alright Jill, hey, throw in like an allies. L.I.s, I'll throw in a materiel and then we'll play dress up in our Kate Middleton black dresses. You wanna wear the Rolex tonight, honey? It's crazy. It's crazy. I did hear an interesting theory by the way about Libya. A different one. Different one than oil. Now we know it's not to save people because we're killing people. And by the way, in the infamous words of Colin Powell, when they talk about surgical strikes, head for the bunker. So of course now we're doing surgical strikes with drones. Nice.

42:36 Yeah, no, we can nail a guy right in between those civilians, not a problem. So yeah, so we're killing people to save people, which is wonderful. Now of course there's the oil aspect, but I hear that apparently, and this is just a theory John, you may know more about it, you can call BS on it, that Gaddafi was trying to, since 2002, has been trying to pull together something called the Golden Dinar. And he wanted all of Africa, the entire continent, which I guess encompasses two, three hundred million people at least, to start using a new standard of money called the Golden Dinar. And then that apparently China was in on it and was minting these things. And this would kind of explain the reason for the rebels, these crazy rebels who have set up a central bank

43:32 that would kind of explain what the real reason is, is that if you have China and the continent of Africa Getting off the dollar and going to a version of gold or a gold standard I guess you'd call it that that of course would screw up the entire Fractional banking system and would blow it it would blow everything up. I mean there's no doubt about it It would it would cause great harm particularly China being in on the game And that that was the reason why they had because Gaddafi was getting ready to to do it or something or to announce I'm not gonna I'm not gonna call complete BS, but let me just point out a couple of things about this one uh... especially based on the thesis that we have underlying our show themes one it's always about oil boom stop okay okay number two this goldie nothing goes way back it's goes before the the dot com crashes been around for a while

44:22 It's possible that the Chinese have got you know it's because they're involved with them if they're involved if they were involved with anything Regarding this it would be because they're they're do anything for a country to get at their natural resources I mean the Chinese are the worst they're in they're kissing up to the worst types of people all throughout Africa just to kill them Chinese Well, the Chinese don't, you know, we should be able to outthink them. We don't need to go kill them. There's too many. It's impossible. Everyone who's tried that... It's like whack-a-mole. It's like whack-a-mole. You can't do it. You can't do it. Now, but let's get back to the couple of themes that are showing up that relate to what Hillary's up to with this crap. I've got two clips. I want to, first of all,

45:05 It's obvious that this war is gonna drag on. We have a minimum of the time it took to bomb the crap out of Serbia. We never put boots on the ground there, but there's an impetus to put boots on the ground here. No, we did put boots on the ground. We put NATO, UN boots on the ground. Blue helmets. Blue helmets, yeah. Shoot this. So, play the... Here's the first one. Bleeding Heart McCain is apparently roaming around Libya. I know! This is very irritating. They need a lot of help, they need more air support. The United States has unique capabilities, we should be restoring that. They want to be recognized as the French battalions have recognized them. I just came from the hospital where I saw a number of people who were badly wounded and dying.

45:57 And that puts, frankly, it puts a face on it that argues that maybe we should be doing everything we can to help these people and maybe we're not. And they're dying. You know, what is up with this guy? What is he doing there? The only thing I can think of is he, it was his turn to go bring the American flags. What's he doing there is the question. He's there just to put a face on it. And how come when normally in one of these things you have a president, you have some renegade senator roaming around doing his own thing, doing his own diplomacy and the president or somebody usually is, or the other party is saying something about it. Nobody's saying anything about this. It's all as if he was sent.

46:42 But I don't know... Where's the uproar from the Democrat Party? Why is this guy, who does he think he is? You know, the Republicans every time Jimmy Carter, even after he was president, would do anything, they were bitching about it. What is he doing? What's his message? I mean it can't just be like oh, this is a bleeding-heart message He's going over there saying look did he we're not giving these people enough help is all set up This is the all part of the setup to get the American public to say well. I guess maybe we should send some troops Oh, that's clear. Yeah, no that's Obama off the hook on that clip you keep playing and you have to keep playing I will keep playing I promise

47:19 Yeah, you can't get that which is what nobody else wants to do so we'll play that no follow Let me do the follow-up on this which I think is also Part of the scheme, and this is the Fox Network. Which is also promoting the idea so Fox had a Had one Williams who is the ex you know NPR guy who they keep trying to make into a of a celebrity on Fox. Which is not working by the way. It's not happening. He doesn't have the chops to carry the show and he also brings baggage with him and when the baggage is revealed, which I think sometimes is good baggage in the case of this interview he has with some guy who essentially shouts him down

48:01 saying that we gotta put more boots on the ground it becomes pretty apparent what you know that he's not necessarily buying the training. Now what clip is this? You're gonna have to help me because I've been looking while you were talking I can't quite see. Ergoni kill, ergoni kill. Who are the rebels? Yeah who are the rebels that's it. Oh, yes, here we go. But President Obama's top military guy doesn't inspire much confidence that the good guys are winning. It's become a... I'm sorry. This is Mullen, by the way. It doesn't sound good. The good guys are winning. Much more difficult fight, much more difficult targets. And as I've observed in recent days, essentially it is very much stalemate-like in the vicinity of Ajabi and Brega.

48:59 Joining us now from Washington, Fox News, strategic analyst, Lieutenant Colonel Ralph Peters, the author of the book, The Officers Club. Colonel Peters, let me begin by asking you about John McCain's comments. He says these men are heroes, the rebels. He's hugging them over there. He's the highest ranking U.S. official yet to visit Libya in the midst of this conflict. It looks to me like he's just hugging them, but I got a nagging thought, Colonel. Who are these people? We don't know exactly who these rebels are. We don't know what they stand for. Does this worry you? No, it doesn't worry me in the least. John McCain is a hero who has stood up for freedom all his life and he's trying to do the job that our runaway, fraidy cat president just refuses to do. As for who the rebels are, one, they're not even sure themselves yet.

49:49 Right. They don't know. They just woke up one morning and went, hey, there's a tank. I found this guy to be abhorrent. Yeah. This Peterson character. He is a stooge or somebody. I don't get the Frady Cat president reference. And what's he, you know, since unless he thinks that Obama is not going to put boots on the ground with everybody demanding it. But you know what's happened now? I mean, if you follow the European scene, The United Kingdom is sending British boys and girls over there on mentoring missions. France is sending in specialized consultants. Everyone's sending over essentially boots on the ground. It's just that you know they're like oh no they're only going to be training and cleaning the latrines and you know and supplying materiel.

50:38 They're not going to be doing anything else. But of course the boots are coming in on the ground as we speak. I mean, by the way, do you notice the term, the term itself boots on the ground has become extremely popular and it and its reference point is somewhat vague. I mean what you really want to say is troops. That's what it would have been years ago. They're sending in some troops. Well I think now they're sending in boots on the ground. It makes it sound I think we were using it. Yeah, we were using it a lot, but I've started to notice it's all over there. Everyone's using it. Well, yeah, it's great. We picked up on the fact that it's an underlying, it's a new term that's been creeping up. It crept up on us. Well, I'm in agreement with you. It doesn't, because when you talk about boots on the ground, you don't immediately have the image of young boys and girls being blown to crap. It's just boots, just some boots walking around.

51:28 And that's not like human beings. It actually dehumanizes what is going on. I'm very, I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of all these elites with their Rolexes waving around and the materiel and the allies. Blow up and dry, dry up and blow away and die. Blow up and drive. Blow up and drive. This is our new slogan. No agenda. Blow up and drive. We don't know what it means, but you better do it. Well, I have one slave clip here you might want to play which I think was it was a behind the scenes. I think this is one of those recordings of surreptitious recordings of Obama. No, the slaves make bricks. Just play this and I think this from a star proclaims his birth and let the Hebrews die. Slaves are wealth commander.

52:23 More slaves we have the more bricks we make I would still see fewer bricks made and fewer Hebrews in Goshen It is our Eastern Gate What is this John? Is that from like Spartacus? What is that? It's from the Ten Commandments. As soon as I heard it I said, I slip it in. So you're not buying that that was a backroom deal? Okay, go on. What was a backroom deal? That clip was not a real clip. Yeah, really? You think? Anyway, so of course we there's so much going on in Syria. Syria of course is next on the list. We now know as discussed and predicted ad nauseam on this program. The president actually has come out and said we strongly oppose the Syrian government's treatment of its citizens. We continue to oppose its continued destabilizing behavior more generally including support for terrorism and terrorist groups. Terror, terror, terror, terror, we're using terrorist groups.

53:23 The United States will continue to stand up for democracy. So it's the same script. It's like they couldn't even rewrite it. It's just like, take this piece of paper, read this one. It's like one of those guys who start a business and they get the formula down. They never change their model because it worked. Yeah, from LegalZoom.com. There's the two of us moaning and groaning about the script. Right, from LegalZoom. That's where they got this. It's LegalZoom.com. Hey, we want to invade Syria next. Let me see. Click, click, click. Oh yeah, LegalZoom has the docs. Here we go. I mean, obviously Hillary brought the Serbia playbook into the scene. And of course she had to mention it. So now we all know. Yeah, exactly.

54:04 take credit in some offbeat way. She had to, yeah. Remember when Bill and I, which was really me of course because I called the shots. She should have followed it up with, well this is the same playbook we're using now. Our playbook. Ours, the Clintons, the Billy Boy and Hilly Lucifer playbook. Anyway, so the British Foreign Office is strongly urging Britain's leave Syria unless they have a pressing need to remain there. So, strongly advising Britain's the because of the rapid deterioration in law and order, social media accounts of protests in Syria. So the Twitter, the Twitter techno experts are firing everything up. Twitter's got, you know, the Syrian spam bots now. It's it's it's exactly the same thing. Now, there are some other places. Indonesia is interesting and

55:02 Indonesia, I think, doesn't Indonesia also has like tons of oil, don't they? They got to have something there. Yeah, no, they do. Indonesia's got lots of natural resources. They got that. They got lumber, they got oil, they got all coffee. Yeah. So I think that they got real lucky because there was a bomb plot, a terrorist bomb plot, which was meant to get the world's attention as a cameraman tried to bring in a bomb. To blow up the whole kitten caboodle during, here it comes, a Justin Bieber concert! And I'm like, well, first of all, let's listen to the Biebs. What up to all my fans in Indonesia, you guys are awesome, thank you for all the support, and I would love to see you soon. Terima kasih. Yeah, terima kasih. So yeah, so the Biebs- What does that mean? It probably means like, blow me in Indonesian. Okay. So they threatened they were gonna blow up the Bieber concert.

56:03 And I'm like... This is like sinking to new lows for terrorism. It's actually, it's pretty good because you know that's like our biggest export. It's not even ours, it's Canadia's. But it's our biggest export is the BEEB. You know if you want to hurt America financially, I mean the World Trade Center is nothing compared to Bieber. But averted, averted luckily. But I have a feeling Indonesia's on the list for some kind of false flag terror stuff happening. Uganda, US Air Force and Uganda are now doing joint military exercises. Oh really? Yeah. Okay, let me make a note of that one. It's called Atlas Drop 201. Atlas Drop? Yeah. Atlas Shrugged? I don't know, I don't know, I don't make it up. Atlas Drop 201. Yeah.

57:02 commitment between the two governments to work towards a stronger collaboration. Why? Why? We have no jobs. We have, yeah, for the pipeline. We have no jobs. We've got people starving in America. What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you people? I really, I need to know what is wrong. It's just, it's bad. I still haven't seen the Atlas Shrug movie. by Ayn Rand I really want to I hear it's like the epitome of exactly the opposite Why don't you go see it? Yeah, because I'm sick. I can't I can't even get myself out of the house

57:41 My daughter came over yesterday with like a friend, you know, to tell my dad's badass. You know, he wanted me to impress him. I don't know if I did the job. Call the PR people up and get a screener. A screener? For what? For my daughter's friends? No, for you! All aboard, trains good, planes bad. Woo! Got some pretty good train news. First of all, National Train Day is May 5th at 8pm. Yeah, and it ends at 830. Yeah, it's 815 actually But you can get in on a great little opportunity join Amtrak with the Rock and Railway concert Featuring Grammy winner Gladys Knight of course you know her from the midnight train to Georgia woo-woo

58:31 These guys, man, who makes this shit up? Like, hey man, we need- Is that the best they can do? I'm telling you, it's like we need a promotion. We need a promotion for National Train Day. Why don't they get to Hell's Angels and do a discussion on how to pull a train? NationalTrainDay.com, our National Train Day spokesman. We're excited to announce seven-time Grammy winner Gladys Knight, who'll be doing the National Train Day Rockin' the Railway concert. Woo-woo with the midnight train to Georgia woo-woo Should add a little clip there, but I mean you can you can just see the meeting can't you like all right? Oh, yeah, we got a Everybody loves Gladys Knight the Empress of soul. We're gonna have the pips too. Yeah, well we can't find all the pips We got a pip we got one pip coming Gladys Knight in the pip now interesting news from

59:29 Gitmo nation's chase on woo and this comes to us from the Washington Post and this is I wonder if anyone's going to actually propagate this little diddy so Liu Zijun hold on a second I got like all kinds of like pop-ups and Roll downs and flyovers. God the Internet is ruined Liu Zijun was one of the most influential people in China the Minister of Railways and Liu Jun ran China's $300 billion high-speed rail project. And this of course is what everyone is pointing towards like, look what they've got! They're going so fast! It's fantastic! Well on February 25th, and this news is just reaching us now because you know it takes a long time for the pigeon to fly from China to America. He was fired for severe violations of discipline, which apparently is Chinese code for embezzling money.

1:00:27 Apparently the Ministry of Railways has run up a 271 billion dollar debt. Wow! That's an American style debt. Exactly. Ticket sales are now unable to cover the servicing the debt which is 27.7 billion dollars per year in 2011 alone. But wait a minute Adam. Wasn't the Chinese high-speed rail the model of all things great? Why yes it is. Yes it is. Because what we should be doing is trying, because those Chinese are so advanced, they're so much far ahead of us in all sorts of ways that we should try to catch up with our high-speed rail that no one will go on. So not only is it financially not viable,

1:01:11 But they also have had to reduce the train speeds by 30 miles an hour to improve safety. Hello? Improve safety. That doesn't sound good. So what are they flying off the rails or something? I don't know. Can you imagine one of those things doing 200 miles an hour flying off the rail? What a mess. There's actually a video here. What is that? Oh, that may not be able to play. It's like a screen tour or whatever. Who cares?

1:01:49 So yeah, so I wonder if anyone's gonna pick up on this little ditty that apparently it's not... Forget it. No chance. I mean this is the model that everyone keeps talking about. It keeps being brought up as the Chinese are kicking our ass because you know their trains go fast and everyone's using them and but it cost them 300 billion they borrowed 271 billion which is in fact the plan that we have. Yeah, we have the same basic plan. It's exactly the same plan. And so what you're saying is ticket sales aren't even paying the debt service, let alone paying the debt. Which means like that's the interest, like on the credit card that they used to... Yeah, the interest. You can't even make enough money to pay the interest on this turkey. Right. So it's just not a good idea, I guess.

1:02:34 It's not a good idea. I think it's all we've been claiming since this whole thing cropped up. I just wanted to check and make sure that I was right. It's not a good idea. It's not like a good idea, right? Is that basically it, John? It's an Obama idea. It's a scam. Yeah. It's just, and I'm like, and I'm like reading this, I'm like, how come no one's talking about this? This is a huge... Yeah, where's Michael Moore? This is a huge scoop. Where's Michael Moore going on and on about how you could take a high-speed train from New York to Los Angeles and get there in 12 hours? It's like a huge scoop. It's like, you know, this is the story of the century. Like, the whole idea is bogus. And they'll probably get hung. Yeah. Oh well. I am the best sensei.

1:03:17 Lots of biodiversity news John, I'm real happy about it. We got tons of good stuff. Of course we had Earth Day. Earth Day! Oh yeah we did. Did you celebrate Earth Day? I did. I actually took a crap in the morning. You fertilized the earth, yes? And I ate salad. Nice. Very nice. Well if you were working on CNN like TJ Holmes You would confess your eco sins. Because when you confess your eco sins, then it's okay. I'd like to confess my sins. I drive a Chevy Tahoe. It gets 15 miles to the gallon in the city. While some people have SUVs, and hold their large families around, it's just me driving by myself to work every day.

1:04:08 I have a number of TVs in my house and I leave them on just about all day every day. Bad boy! I buy 24 packs of bottled water at a time then I throw those bottles away without recycling. Tomorrow is Earth Day. It often goes ignored by many of us including me. Not gonna ignore it this year. Why? Oh maybe it was an awakening. Maybe I was scolded recently by an environmentalist. Maybe I'm tired of wasting my own money. Whatever my reasons, whatever yours. Happy Earth Day. Brooke, I just confessed to you on Nashville TV. Wow. He's just showing off he drives a Tahoe. Yeah. I drive a Tahoe and I get no gas by screw you. I think he should euthanize himself and rid the earth of some carbon emissions. There you go. Now the EPA, and this is really really bad. I mean not only is it bad just because of the message that's bad,

1:05:01 But the song is bad. So for Earth Day, I should actually read you the propaganda. It's called, click it, flip it, turn the handle to the right, turn off the water, twist the handle real tight. This is the song about climate change available for download from the EPA's website. The EPA suggests we should blast the song out during our Earth Day celebrations because if this won't save the planet, nothing will. Well, John, I've never heard such a horrible song in my life. Just listen to this. Click it, click it, flick it, turn the handle to the right.

1:05:49 Turn off the water, twist the handle real tight Slip on your sneakers and lace them up tight Mark you know now that's alright Public transportation is the way Well, it's one of the ways to keep emissions low I mean, really? Hey, I love this song! Keep going! Really? I mean have they ever listened to the radio? I'm doing the Boogaloo as it were. Have they ever listened to what the kids are actually listening to? This is the best they could come up with? I mean besides the fact that somewhere down the line here it's like oh my god it just it made me sick to my stomach.

1:06:37 It was really so bad. The USA is where we are to kick a new trend and to raise the bar. The climate is changing and that's a fact. Bears don't know when to take a nap. Like, really? On top of that it won't be cool when the floodwaters rise and the mosquitoes rule. Oh, did I lose you? Oh, shoot. In the middle of my rap too. That sucks. Just cuz I like the song you didn't have to hang up on me. They actually broke the internet. Yeah That's crazy man, yeah not allowed not allowed to make fun of the EPA's awesome rap

1:07:16 It's so dynamite. Back there dollars going to the EPA for that crap. It's really and I mean besides the fact that you know. Let's just turn it to the right crap. You know we have a because of global warming we have all these these freezings going on you know. You gotta keep that water slightly dripping especially the faucets outside. Pipes will freeze yeah. Yeah, you don't want to tighten it up. No, but I love when there's, I don't know if you heard that, the climate is changing, that's a fact. Bears don't know. I missed that. Yeah, yeah. So the USA's climate is changing and that's a fact. Bears don't know when to take a nap. On top of that, it won't be cool when the floodwaters rise and mosquitoes rule. I mean, this is what we're teaching our kids. This is a piece of propagandistic garbage. But it's not even good propaganda.

1:08:06 I mean, if you're gonna do it, do it right. Yeah, I mean, it's one thing to pump stuff into our kids that is questionable at best, but you know, get Beyonce or something or Jay-Z. Those guys are assimilated, they'll do it. Whoever this guy is, he's horrible. According to the Washington Times, the song was recorded by Ted Coopwood of the EPA's Office of Children Health Programs. who has written... Oh, he's one of the wannabes that actually works for the government. Yeah, let's google this guy. You know, I could do it. He's probably white. He's white. I was gonna be a musician and I can play the guitar. I bet you the guy is whiter than white. Let's... I'm googling him right now. Ted. What's his name again? Ted Coopwood. Who has written a number of raps intended to galvanize kids to take an interest in the environment. Wow.

1:09:03 That's just coming out and saying it, right? Theodore Ted Coopwood III. That can't be him. Don't tell me that's him. He's buddies with Goolsby. Don't tell me that's him. No, this is too funny. Wait a minute. You have a picture of him? I'm looking now. TedCoopwood.com. Oh, he's black. The third? Yeah, certified personal trainer, certified performance nutritionist. Performance nutritionist? Wink wink. Certified facilitator, motivational speaker. Wow. Certified. Why does he have to be certified to be all these things? I know people that are motivational speakers, but I don't know that many that are certified. I'm a certified motivational speaker. That makes me better. But how about a certified performance nutritionist? What is up with that? Who's certifying this? Yeah, but what is performance nutrition? It's like, I'm going to stand on my head and I'm going to eat the beans.

1:10:03 I don't understand. No, so you get a milkshake that's specially blended for you and you're wired out of your butt for about three days. This can't be the guy. This can't be the guy. Let me see this. Get cooped. No, this is him. This is him. Get cooped. Coopwood Audio Files. Oh my gosh. This guy is amazing. He's making bank on this. Oh, he's got products. Let's see. Give me his name again. Just go to getcooped.com. G-E-T-C-O-O-P-E-D. What we do. Get ready to be inspired. Each keynote presentation and workshop takes you on a journey of real life stories.

1:10:45 My God coop would audio files. Let's get cooped. I'm ready to get cooped Johnny ready to get cooped He looks like a goofball. Yeah, it's time to get cool I am Ted Cooper's president and founder of coop wood enterprises And I want to welcome you to get cooped dick coop is transforming youth from never ready to ever ready living It's not a concept or a movement It is a promise and commitment to transform lifestyle. This guy made bank on this piece of crap. You know he did. He got paid big dough.

1:11:23 Another scam, it's like those 8 million dollar websites we've talked to. Totally! Well, we need to get in on this action. We should, I don't know what we're even doing this show for. We should be working for the government. That's where the money is. That's totally where the money is. I'm gonna show my support by donating to No Agenda. Imagine all the people who could do that. Oh yeah, that'd be fab. Yeah, on No Agenda. I just want to say before we get started there John, I did a little bit of research on our national treasurer and NPR has finally released the list of 2009 corporate sponsors who love the halo effect of NPR.

1:12:12 And the list is just, you know, it's like, it's unbelievable. Yeah, so who's who of creepy companies? It wasn't the whole idea of sponsoring public radio was, you know, like it's for foundations and big companies that have like, you know, like a special fund. It's not really for advertising, is it? It never was originally but it slowly evolved into that when they noticed that the public didn't give a crap. So let's just take a look at what we've got. We've got ABC Entertainment, which is logical because they're co-opted by the government. American Express Company, they've been sponsors for a long time. Why would ABC...

1:12:53 If I was a shareholder at ABC, I'd be concerned. In other words, ABC, a public company, a part of Disney, a public company is giving money to essentially its competition so they can make less money for the shareholders? Does that make any sense to anybody out there who's a shareholder in Disney? Does it? Well, they're of course, they're good corporate governance, but they're also promoting their fall lineup. That's what it's all about. Angie's list is a sponsor as is an Heiser Bush the beer people Apple computers audible.com I Love this. This is such a great list and they have a code. Yeah, they do Carfax Cargill. Well Cargill is big big company, but Carfax is kind of weird then we have all of the financial CNN is sponsors them

1:13:46 C-Span which I don't understand at all how can C-Span I mean this is just public money floating around in money in the Money comes from the cable companies to make C-Span so C-Span obviously had some leftover Yeah, because they're doing such a fine job on production HBO Let's see IDP films iShares which are the gold guys right they sell gold and silver and Lenovo laptops Lionsgate because you got to promote the movies, you know Mini USA Microsoft Corporation Miramax films monster worldwide music box films Netflix It's just interesting to see all these companies who just really want to support public radio They don't want to advertise or anything not at all re I really I'm gonna give up my I don't want to be a shareholder anymore if those guys are sponsoring

1:14:49 Starwood hotels and resorts. It's just great vh1 fantastic Volkswagen Yahoo Warner Brothers pictures Warner Music Group take a look at this list Toyota Motor Corporation These are corporate Donors, it's all advertising people believe it and now they're doing and they've got in there They're on board with the bandwagon now so of course the pledge drives are taking place as we speak and Yeah, because they want to, after soaking these advertisers, or getting these advertisers on board, and also we don't even mention the foundations, these huge foundations which cough up all this money. So now they're taking it to the next step and seeing how stupid the public is to give them even more money out of their own pockets, which they can't afford. Well, they have a new plan now.

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1:26:53 Eric the shill, shill at noagendonation.com and do we have a status because Miss Mickey's like getting a little anxious. They're getting there. Because she wants her engagement ring and I'm like yeah. You're gonna give her one of these as an engagement ring? Absolutely. Yeah. Oh, she'll wear it. She'll wear it. Well, she'll wear the ring but this ain't gonna cut it. I gotta tell you, you know. Unless we put a big stone in it. No, she doesn't need a big stone. She doesn't. Right, honey. I had a an interesting ring incident yesterday I had to take off my ring really quickly because I was we had our kind of Easter thing yesterday because we do the show on Sunday We would like and Mickey's big on the Easter breakfast and everything so And I was gonna open up a one of those rolls of biscuits, you know that comes in the can in the container and

1:27:43 And it exploded in my hand and... Pillsbury, yeah. Yeah, it exploded in my hand and like really hurt my finger. It started to swell up. I had to take off my ring really quickly. Otherwise, I wouldn't... I would have had to cut it off. These cans are dangerous. It literally exploded. You obviously don't know you did it wrong. No I didn't. I followed the instruction. Did you bang it? You bang it and twist it. No, the instruction says you peel off the label and then you use a spoon to uh along the seal to pop it open and I peeled off the label and went POW! And of course there's metal on both ends and the metal like I have like blood blisters now because it hit my it shoved the skin down to the bone of my ring finger and Mickey immediately is like

1:28:24 Let's sue them! Like, honey, that's not a way to make money. That's weird, that's dangerous. Too much TV. Yeah. Too much Housewives of Beverly Hills. I'll sue you. I'll sue you, I tell you. The olden days you take one of those things and you tear off I think it did a little... You pull on something and you bang it on the counter and it pops open. Then you untwist it and you got your little biscuits. Yeah, no, but this exploded in my hands before I could even press the spoon against it or do anything. Did you put it in the oven or something before you opened it? No, it was in the fridge where it belongs. I don't know man, it was freaky.

1:29:07 So beware of exploding biscuit tins. I'd send a letter of complaint to the company. You'll probably get a couple coupons for more biscuits. For more exploding biscuits. Oh boy. Hey, they've come up with a... This is crazy. So we have a housing crisis in America, in case you hadn't noticed, in Gitmo Nation here. And so I guess what's going on is we have all these homes that have been foreclosed on. And the banks are just like, You know, they're not doing anything, just let them rot away. So now, this I think was on CN, yeah it was CNBC. Aaron Burnett of the Council of Foreign Relations, the disappointing shill. And there's this discussion between, who's the crazy guy who's always from Plimco Bonds or whatever. What's his name? I have no idea. The guy was always yelling.

1:30:00 Anyway, what to do with the homes? it should we tear down abandoned homes foreclosed homes or or even built homes by the home builders that you know all the fixtures and the Wi-Fi or whatever even the color just not going to be stylish by the time people actually want to buy them. This was astounding to me. What? It was the Wi-Fi or the color it's the wrong color and the Wi-Fi will not be stylish so let's tear the place down.

1:30:41 I know, I know! It's like, wow, I can't believe you're saying this. The Wi-Fi. Oh, you have the wrong plans. Turn down the house! You have the wrong Wi-Fi. You don't, you don't, you have N. You have silly old G Wi-Fi. It's not N. Down with the house, down with the house. Down with the house it goes, I tell you. Wi-Fi won't be stylish. Won't be stylish? You repaint it. And so of course what she's actually suggesting and which I'm sure is thus the the talking point at the Council on Foreign Relations is that the government pay for this. Rick Santelli, that's the guy's name, Rick Santelli. Joe Livornio is Chief US Economist at Deutsche Bank CNBC contributor. So we have Deutsche Bank so a bank shill and then this other guy. Also and of course Rick Santelli. Joe Livornio what do you think?

1:31:34 I think it's a great idea, Aaron. I mean, the old Keynesian adage was in a downturn, have people dig ditches and then pay them to fill them back up again. So that's the message. Have them dig ditches and then pay them to fill them back up again. That's what we're going to do. Just rip them down because they're not stylish. If we have excess housing, why not pay to remove the excess supply from the market? The marginal price goes up, people feel wealthier, and it deals with the problem. Rick Santelli, I mean, isn't there something to be said for this? You know, I wouldn't think it's a bad idea as long as there's a few minor guidelines. A, it shouldn't count on taxpayer dollars to do any of it. It should be done within the guidelines of municipal, village, state laws. Maybe they need to condemn properties and then force the owner of records to knock them down. I think the process is fine, but once again, it's about bureaucracy versus, you know, the legal framework of which is capable

1:32:29 of handling issues like this. Actually, they got into a big argument, which I'm not going to play, because the bank guy, of course, was saying, well, you know, the government should just pay for that. And and that makes no sense, because, you know, if I let my house go to crap, then essentially or eventually the the city council will come up and say, hey, you got to fix your stuff. Otherwise, we're going to you know, we're going to condemn you. Right? And then it's at the owner's cost that they do something. And these guys, these banksters are saying, yeah, it's a good idea. We should like this guy from Deutsche Bank. Yeah, good idea. Yeah, tear it down. Have the government pay for it to be torn down.

1:33:10 Why don't the government pay to put people back into the houses they got thrown out? Oh, please. Why doesn't the government give the public some money? No, the slaves... It's unbelievable that this idea would even show up. Oh, let's build a bunch of houses. Oh, let's tear them down. Why tear them down? There's no... there's not a housing shortage, there's a loan shortage in this country. There's plenty of people who love to be in these houses. This is... it's unbelievably wasteful... I'll take one. Give me one. ...and decadent. I'll take the crappy Wi-Fi. I like the funny color. I don't mind mauve. That's fine. I'll paint. I'll use a magic marker. That is the most vicious thing I've ever heard anybody say. Oh, oh, the paint job that's not raw. The Wi-Fi is not stylish. By the time they're going to sell it just won't be stylish, will it now? That's bad, isn't it? Oh, it's terrible. That's a great, great find. Yeah, we should keep that around because I guarantee you... Keep it. I can just hear Obama going, hello everybody.

1:34:06 Well, you know, we've decided that we have to tear down the homes because, you know, by the time that people are ready to buy, the Wi-Fi and the color won't be stylish. So we've decided... Hello everybody! I can just see him saying it. I can just... Let me just hear that again. I just have to listen to that one more time. Existing home sales higher in March. You just heard the headlines, but still 6.3% below where we were a year ago. So Well, we want to throw out this idea that people have talked about over the past few years, but maybe it's finally time to realize we need to do it. Should we tear down abandoned homes, foreclosed homes, or even built homes by the home builders that all the fixtures and the Wi-Fi or whatever, even the color, are just not going to be stylish by the time people actually want to buy them?

1:34:56 Hello everybody! It's put it in the folder that says classics. Yeah, it's unbelievable. And you know she's in the Council of Foreign Relations so they're talking about this like, yeah this is a good idea, I got an idea. You're gonna hear Obama talking about this. In fact I have a clip from our president and it's unbelievable. So I'm sure this did not go unnoticed John that the president as he's come out and said you know There might be some funny business going on with them oil prices. I think I need a task force to check that there's no funny business going on with speculators. This guy's always got a task force. Well, this is actually Holders, our Attorney General, his task force. And so of course it's

1:35:46 It's crazy now that we're at what, $112 a barrel of oil? Is that kind of the average now? So of course, we've played clip after clip of this is of course manipulation. And the whole oil market is always about manipulation. Listen to Mr. Oil's crude oil show and you'll hear how it works. It's all about the inventories. So the president comes out on his weekly address. You got to say address because we're in the milieu of the allies and materiel and he does something unbelievable. He comes out and he says... When is the address scheduled by the way? It's scheduled on Friday. It's on Friday night the address comes out for the materiel and personnel and human resources. It's human resources and listen to what he says. So first he slams people who come out with a three-point plan whenever gas prices are high

1:34:56 Hello everybody! It's put it in the folder that says classics. Yeah, it's unbelievable. And you know she's in the Council of Foreign Relations so they're talking about this like, yeah this is a good idea, I got an idea. You're gonna hear Obama talking about this. In fact I have a clip from our president and it's unbelievable. So I'm sure this did not go unnoticed John that the president as he's come out and said you know There might be some funny business going on with them oil prices. I think I need a task force to check that there's no funny business going on with speculators. This guy's always got a task force. Well, this is actually Holders, our Attorney General, his task force. And so of course it's

1:35:46 It's crazy now that we're at what, $112 a barrel of oil? Is that kind of the average now? So of course, we've played clip after clip of this is of course manipulation. And the whole oil market is always about manipulation. Listen to Mr. Oil's crude oil show and you'll hear how it works. It's all about the inventories. So the president comes out on his weekly address. You got to say address because we're in the milieu of the allies and materiel and he does something unbelievable. He comes out and he says... When is the address scheduled by the way? It's scheduled on Friday. It's on Friday night the address comes out for the materiel and personnel and human resources. It's human resources and listen to what he says. So first he slams people who come out with a three-point plan whenever gas prices are high

1:36:45 To proceed by giving his own three-point plan Whenever gas prices shoot up like clockwork you see politicians racing to the cameras waving three-point plans for $2 gas You see people trying to grab headlines or score a few points The truth is there is no silver bullet that can bring down gas prices right away, but there are a few things we can do Okay, let's have our three-point plan this includes safe and responsible production of oil at home one which we're pursuing a In fact, last year American oil production reached its highest level since 2003. On Thursday, my Attorney General also launched a task force with just one job, rooting out cases of fraud or manipulation in the oil markets that might affect gas prices. That's point two. Including any illegal activity by traders and speculators. We're going to make sure that no one is taking advantage of the American people for their own short-term gain. Okay.

1:37:41 And another step we need to take is to finally end the $4 billion in taxpayer subsidies we give to the oil and gas companies each year. So the guy is so brazen, he says whenever gas prices are high, politicians always hogging the camera as he's on camera using his address to deliver exactly what he said everyone every bonehead does deliver a three-point plan well that's what he said I mean if you look at the thing overall he made this a statement of fact which is that every time gas prices go up politicians come out and deliver three-point plans and here's my three-point plan and here's mine it's crazy it's crazy

1:38:20 It's absolutely nuts. It's funny the way it's structured because what he's done here is he first he makes it look as though everybody it's one of those things where you you do what everybody else does but but first you scold them for doing it. It's like bad bad bad. You guys do it Ben as though you're doing it wrong so let me do it. He puts himself, he notches himself up above the fray. Very well done, I thought. Extremely well done, but still, like wow. Really? A little bold. So in other words, we've done nothing about the speculating and scanning up until now, and now we're going to put a task force together. No one's been named as far as I know. There's no one. I want to see who they get, who's nominated to this task force. This may be a triggering mechanism speech.

1:39:07 designed to alert the speculators that they should start consolidating their positions and get ready to short that baby. That's right, that's right. So I'll keep an eye on that because if that's the case then there's a number of opportunities. So you think it's gonna go down, they're gonna drive it down, is that the idea? Because I think it should hit at least 148, it's got to hit that magic high. That may be a myth. It may be like you know that may be a target for the suckers. I mean, I'm still thinking 200 is is viable I know you don't talk to dad did they talk 200 is a big game I mean, I don't know because I don't know what that would I'm not in on the on the mechanism with whatever the the code is But it's obvious that something's up and now's the time that's people that are in on it. It's a message It's definitely the right thing whatever that is well. I think I

1:39:59 Wouldn't it be amazing if it was basically a message saying, all right, we're all out now. Go. We got you back. We got you covered. And so now the president can say, well, you know, it was really because of all the Arab Spring and all the bad stuff. And we couldn't stop it. We made sure no one was speculating. We had our task force. That would that would be really really really bad, but it's possible. It's possible Anything's possible isn't that crazy though? What kind of world do we live in man? But I like the three point by the way and three is the operative number yeah three point plan And then he does a three-point plan and so there's some things amiss or something's up some code has been delivered and somebody who knows what they're doing it'll be doing whatever they have to do I see you have a clip I would not go long oil. Let's put it that way no I mean I'm

1:40:50 Or maybe I would, maybe I should, maybe I've got it backwards. You have money? No. That's my point. Mimi and I coordinated on taxes for this year. We're like, like the wives. The wives like, Mimi, we're broke. Like, yeah. And you got a family. You like support a real family. I got only got one, one dependent human resource sucking up resources. So I saw you had a clip about Alzheimer's which is now in the news like crazy. Yeah, when I saw this one, in fact I have it, I have the clip is titled more PR for Alzheimer's. There's something up. Yeah, no. Alzheimer's being dumped into, PR is being put into the news and with the new element, the new one and new element which is in this little piece, the new element which is that there's three stages to Alzheimer's now. Oh yeah. Also on the Health Watch

1:41:47 I'm sorry. No, go ahead, hit it. For the first time in nearly three decades, the guidelines doctors use to diagnose Alzheimer's are changing. That means more than 10 million people could be impacted by the disease. Here's Action News reporter Robert Brizell with the details. We talked a little bit about your forgetfulness. The new guidelines recognize Alzheimer's as a disease that unfolds over years, probably decades. And they identify 5 million Americans like Kippy Reeder as having a pre-Alzheimer's condition called mild cognitive impairment or MCI. The guidelines spell out three stages of Alzheimer's. First come changes in the brain with no symptoms. No one knows how many people are affected.

1:42:30 MCI is the second stage, where people lose some memory but can still function. Where's this from? This guy talks like an NPR douche. I think it's a package. This is a mid... Oh, this is a PR package. It's a pre-produced package. This guy is not... I think it's a package because it comes from a small station in the middle of California. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. So they don't have this kind of journalist staff, personnel staff. They don't have that. No way, no way. The third stage is full-blown Alzheimer's. Full-blown Alzheimer's. Major memory loss which afflicts 5.4 million. So that part of the brain is not working very well. Experts like Dr. Ronald Peterson of the Mayo Clinic.

1:43:16 say the new guidelines will have little direct benefit for patients now, but should lead to better treatments in the future. What we need are the drugs that really go after the underlying disease mechanism itself. We're going to put the blocks together... To understand the disease and find those drugs, the Mayo Clinic has been studying older people over years. Now I have four words for you to try to remember. They undergo memory tests. I didn't remember any of them. Together with brain scans, blood tests. Oh my god. So I know what this is about. Okay. Vaccine for Alzheimer's may be only two years away. Yeah, that's what, did you just find that on the web? No, I had it prepared for the show because I saw the exact same, uh... I would, I, when I got this clip I had the same thing in mind. Right, so Alzheimer's redefined

1:44:05 And that's why they add the new element you have. First the Alzheimer's used to always be memory loss and then you forget everything. But now it's the part you can't, there's no symptoms. No, you can't tell the symptoms but if you forget something, oh I'm sorry, you need to take the shot. Because I think, you know, you don't want to like get Alzheimer's or anything. No, this is disgusting. This is the long game of the pharmaceutical industry who put this clip together. This is a pre-package paid for. I'd love to find out if anyone else around Gitmo Nation saw this package. Because I guarantee you the same package ran somewhere else. With the same douchebag reading the voiceover.

1:44:44 So here's the quote the real new component here is you need not even to have memory impairment to have Alzheimer's dementia as they're ratcheting down the dementia criteria and the vaccine also known as Bapineusmab B-A-P-I-N-E-U-Z-U-M-A-B crikey Currently being tested in more than 10,000 patients around the world has been shown to prevent in some cases reverse the buildup of amyloid protein the substance that collects inside it's a black wrap Yeah, plaque. It's a bull crap Everyone's ramping up for this right aid says they are now increasing number of staff in California who will be who are certified to administer vaccines and

1:45:32 Because you're going to go to the Rite Aid, you're going to go to Walmart to go get your vaccine people. Yeah, over the last two years pharmacies have been giving more people shots than doctors. The federal government has given a 200 million dollar contract to Vaccinate Corporation for their innovative, we've got to speak in the milieu, their innovative vaccine producing methods that could help inoculate the nation in the face of potential pandemic. It's a bonanza. It's a bonanza. You know, I told you Christina had one of her friends over here last night and I actually had hope for the new generation. Oh, you do? Yeah, the kid's in his mid-20s, you know, he's a musician. Hopeless. No, he's not hopeless because he said something that really struck me and I was like, I'm so happy to hear this.

1:46:23 You know, and I was like, I guess at one point Christina said, you know, my dad had the swine flu. He's like, really? You had the swine flu? So yeah, you know, you don't die from it. You just feel really sick for a week. And this is not it. This is not this is not the swine flu. And so, of course, immediately went to vaccines and said, and he said, you had the shot. I said, no, I'm not taking any vaccination. And I said, do you? And he says, anything that's free, I tend to stay away from. I was like, yeah, there's hope. There's hope. There's hope. Yeah, anything is it when the government's handing out something for free? I don't really like to take it. Now in the meantime, researchers have discovered that people who are on statins, you know, this is like, is it to lower blood pressure statins? No, no, statins are to lower cholesterol. Cholesterol, which half the country apparently is on. Yeah. Study shows statins cause memory loss.

1:47:18 Oh, perfect, perfect lead-in for the next scam. Exactly! So you get memory loss from the statins, oh now you need the vaccine for the Alzheimer's. It's undetectable early. And by the way, Alzheimer's is a horrible disease. It's the worst. It sucks ass. I mean it's really, really, it can be humorous. It can really be humorous. It's the sick. It can be humorous, but it's horrible. It's like just absolutely... Yeah, that's why they're going to say whoever rolls out the vaccine, whatever drug company, I would invest in them. Well, they're all going to be rolling it out, of course. And again, let us... There'll be a lead. There's always a lead. Let us remind everybody that in the United States of Gitmo Nation, I believe pretty much around the world, you cannot sue the drug manufacturers

1:48:14 If you get like, oh, I don't know narcolepsy from one of these shots. The thing's a total turkey It doesn't do anything you and you get sick cuz cuz of it. Yeah, you cannot sue them This is a this is and this is what this health care bill is all about. This is it's It's not about making you better. It's about giving people medicine before they're even sick at all next Psychiatrists are now trying to label grief as a mental disorder So that they could issue mood-altering pills. That's great, isn't it? It just gets better. Hey, those of you who are stupid enough to take those new contraceptive pills that stop you from having your period, like that's a good idea. Turns out that could develop dangerous blood clots. Really? You think? Yeah. And then the vaccine train just rolls on.

1:49:14 Doctors are now demanding that a billboard in Times Square, which is an anti-vaccine billboard, be removed. Because of course it's dangerous because people might get the wrong idea about life-saving vaccines. The Pediatric Infectious Disease Society wants a ban on vaccine exemptions. I mean they're rolling this out big time. I have like 18 stories all about vaccines. HPV, they're still pushing that crap. to 13 year olds. Yeah, even if they're not sexually active, they need to have the vaccine. And shingles vaccine, it's just crazy. I'm sorry. You know, there are some vaccines that I think, you know, have saved a lot. You know, polio.

1:50:05 But... Puppy dip theory. There's early ones that came out. It's only this recent spate of dubious vaccines for, you know, everything from smoking to crazy ailments that nobody ever gets. Cocaine addiction. Yeah. Cocaine addiction. There's a vaccine for that. It's nuts. Okay, well I think we've made our point. We'll keep an eye on this Alzheimer's. And the Alzheimer's thing is very disturbing. Promotion for Alzheimer's which is going on actively. And watch the TV. Watch the TV, John, because there's a lot of Alzheimer's stuff going on. Oh, there'll be Alzheimer's stories on Law & Order, CIS.

1:50:42 they'll be all right yeah no we got to watch the drama you know gotta watch the drama for it absolutely so I got a guy just to change the topic to lighten things up a little bit I've read it from I from death by forgetfulness so I ran into this this ad and the first time I heard it I it was just it's laced with double entendre and And I realized that, and I looked at it, there's an ad for, it's a sandals ad for this resort community which I guess competes in some way with Club Med. But I did some research, it's like a resort you go to.

1:51:21 But you have to be a couple to go, which means there's gonna be, you know, supposedly for lovers. Swapping. Wife swapping. I'm thinking that's what I was thinking. I was looking up wife swapping and by the way... You just happened to be looking at wife swapping and then... No, no, I got this first. I got the idea that it might be about wife swapping. But when looking up wife swapping, I found that apparently There's a wife swapping underground of people in RVs. No. No. Yes. Is that in the clip? No. No. I just did it as part of my research. You've got to be... Wife Swapping RV Club. No. Send me the URL for that. Just look up Wife Swapping RV and you'll see, you'll find plenty. But anyway, now listen to this ad and tell me that they're trying to play it up as some sort of a business thing, but listen to every moment is some sexual double entendre or suggestion.

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1:52:58 You're playing the ad for Indonesia! Politically stable. This is the Indonesia ad. You have to play the ad for sex and sandals. I'm sorry. It's an ad for Indonesia. I'm thinking, wait a minute, what is this? I thought we were going to Indonesia. I don't see an ad for sandals. Oh, it was confusing. I'm sorry. I'm ill. Welcome to a world filled with liquid assets. Where mergers happen daily. and bonds are highly valued. Here, your options are unlimited, your rewards assured, and specialists are always on call. From successful rallies to promising futures, get down to the business of pleasure at Sandals. Book now, save up to 65%. Call 1-800-SANDALS.

1:53:50 So, um... What's the specialists that are always available? 24-7, baby. This item will clarify to you how to locate a good wife-swapping camping site. We have an RV that sleeps two all equipped. The RV parade wife-swapping ramble was one of the best. Oh my gosh! In this world of wife-swapping of professional couples to- Oh my god, this is like horrible. I told ya! RVing in the Cram-a-lot Inn. Cram-a-lot, that's where you wanna go. Sir Cram-a-lot. This is horrible. Needless to say, Mickey is not planning on stopping at Sir Cram-a-lot's Inn.

1:54:44 Might be one of our knights there. Sir Cramlot, here comes Mickey. Honey, this is John. Okay, it's John. He has early Alzheimer's. I'm voting. You're voting for... Oh, Mickey's like, I'm voting for the Marine now. She wants the ex-Marine to take his RV now. You're right, you can have a protector. Yeah. Oh my, she's so sick. Poor girl. She's never sick and that she's like hammered with this thing. I'm like I'm like drenched in sweat. I hope someone appreciates what we do for the show. Drenched in sweat. Drenched in sweat. Especially after reading about the wife swapping in New York. Sir Cramalot Inn. Sir Cramalot Inn. Hi, I'm Sir Cramalot.

1:55:32 This is not good. I don't care what you say. So I didn't say it was good. I just told you to be wary. Can I just, can I bring up something that I've noticed? Sure. There's a hit going, oh, hold on a second. The laughing made me dizzy. Hold on. I just got to, I swear to God. That's terrible. It is. I think, you know, we discussed this many times, it feels to me like there is, they're trying to hit the FBI, the CIA or the NSA, whoever. There's a lot of media attention going on about discrediting the FBI. And in particular, a couple reports, well, and so this was not on C-SPAN, which I'm really pissed about, but apparently, what's his name? Robert Mueller.

1:56:24 The director of the FBI told Congress Wednesday that the FBI has not technically solved any crime since 2001. What? Yeah. And so of course I'm like, you know, it wasn't on C-SPAN. At least I didn't see it. I checked the website. There's nothing there. I've searched all over the place. Mueller is not, is never on, is not even in the C-SPAN database. I saw it, oh really? Because I've seen him on C-SPAN. Well not, not in recent years at least. He says the agency has been quote busy with a lot of other stuff during the 10-year span after confirming the FBI does indeed have more than 13,000 special agents deployed to investigate cases all across the country. Mueller stressed that the Bureau's internal process was complicated and the fact that not one case file has been closed in the past decade is not unexpected. According to records the last case the FBI officially solved was a Topeka, Kansas mail fraud offense in February of 2001.

1:57:29 Quote, it's hard to explain to a layman precisely how our operations work, but it's really more about analyzing crimes than it is about actually, you know, arresting perpetrators and convicting them, a fidgeting Mueller said. It's a process, is what I'm trying to say. It isn't always so simple as solved and unsolved. That's been specifically true this decade, I think. So that's like, I'm like, wow, really? And then all of a sudden, this report pops up on CNN. With some heavy ass music of course to accentuate the point. This is the FBI we know and trust. Agents who take down bank robbers. The mob. Russian sleeper cells. Agents who swear to uphold fidelity, bravery, integrity.

1:58:19 But what we found inside one of the most respected federal intelligence and law enforcement agencies doesn't always match that image. Why did you lie? I panicked. I lied about speaking to somebody about a piece of information. Ashamed that he was caught, fearful that he'll be identified, the story of this former agent who illegally searched the FBI database for personal use and then lied about it is not unique. Matter of fact, the FBI confirms about 1,000 cases of misconduct over the last three years. Many are highlighted right here in confidential summaries of disciplinary reports that we obtained. Bad behavior that may have you wondering why many of these employees didn't lose their jobs. So what's not in that little piece of video is labeled on the page

1:59:16 Quote FBI agents making sex tapes play paying strippers leaking national secrets I mean there's something afoot here there the agency is being discredited severely, huh and then of course President Obama is now doing more than hinting that Leon Panetta Should become the next Secretary of Defense so the CIA director is moving over to be the head of killing people and illegally instead of covertly and this this shifting I don't know who's in charge but it ain't the FBI the FBI is getting hammered someone's out to discredit them and make them look really bad Homeland Security probably I guess they they're the only growing agency that's just pretty much taking over the place and telling everyone to screw themselves when they have congressional hearings as we pointed out in the last show they didn't even show up they didn't even show up

2:00:14 And, you know, they go, they have their own rules. They've essentially becoming the secret police if anyone hasn't noticed. And they took over one of the military arms for some reason, you know, which I guess they could rationalize, which is the Coast Guard. And so they have weaponry. And they have these Viper teams. The Viper teams. And what are the Viper teams doing, John? The Viper teams? Yeah, the Viper. We talked about them before and they were showing up at railroad stations and just after people get off the train to go to work, they stop them and search them. In fact, it happened again just this past week in Florida. Law enforcement were on their toes today for an early morning terror drill on tri-rail.

2:00:59 This was the scene at the Tri-Rail station in West Palm Beach. West Palm Beach police led the exercise along with the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office and officials from the Transportation Safety Administration. This was part of a three-county exercise stretching south from the Palm Beaches to Miami. So they're literally on like the platform as people get off of the train. Paypass Police, scary. Yeah, what are they looking for? They never say. No, it's an exercise. It's just an exercise. It's just an exercise to harass the public. Just an exercise. And of course the public doesn't, you know, make a fuss about it. No, of course not. No, of course not. Just shut up like good little slaves. Like this. That's right. Take your meds, slave. Shut up. Sit down.

2:01:57 So, George Bush was back in town. Really? And I kind of heard this, apparently Bill Frisk had a, you know, who was a ex-head of the US Senate, Senate leader. He was, they were having a ceremony to extol his past virtues and to reveal a new portrait in the Senate of him. Yeah. A portrait of George Bush in the Senate? No, no, Bill Frisk. And George Bush was in town for that? Yeah, because I guess they were good pals and so Bush came up and gave a little speech in his old-fashioned way. Oh no. And I just, it was just like, wow this is the, now we kind of miss him. He was, he was a goofball and he tries to be funny. And he's not.

2:02:43 And he's not, but he amuses himself, obviously, because he chuckles constantly. And I just thought it was interesting to have a reprise, this took place last month in March, a reprise of George for everyone out there so we see what we've been missing. Public and Democratic leaders here in the Senate, it's my distinct honor and pleasure to introduce to each of you the 43rd President of the United States, George W. Bush. Thank you all. Please be seated.

2:03:26 Thank y'all, please be seated. It takes a really good friend to get me to come back to Washington. I am thrilled to be here. Laura sends her love to Karen and Bill. Bill, like me, was wise enough to marry a Texan. I'm proud to be here with Senator Reid and Senator McConnell. They represent the present. I represent the past. Scheister show up and take advantage of people's goodwill and generosity. I welcome those who have served in the past, Mr. Vice President, Mr. Secretary and others. I can assure you, Bill, that we are delighted to be here to watch you hang. This is boring.

2:04:21 Hang his picture get it. Yeah, I know I get it. Hey, by the way I just want to say I'm pretty sure that FBI article was fake by the way, that can't be real What the the FBI thing about them not solving a single case since 2001 that can't be real that can't be real Well, we have to document it one way or the other now that you brought it up. Yeah, it can't be real chat room Go figure that out. Well, yeah Well, not exactly I All right, that's enough. Yeah, you know it's just as this guy is giggling He does is kind of that kind of what John Stewart always like to make fun of yeah, but anyway, that's Bush That's what this the guy we used to have it's just entered interesting because I was gonna have a I had a contrasting clip of Obama Who is actually in his comic timing is impeccable Obama's timing is great. That's what I said

2:05:13 He's it's impeccable and he has he had this joke out. Maybe I'll put on the on the Sunday You don't have you don't have the clip. This is Sunday. I just want to remind you on today is Sunday. It's Sunday You keep saying Sunday Thursday show Thursday show, you know what that is. Don't you what it's Alzheimer's? Oh, I better get a vaccination apparently this was originally from the onion this Store you bought you read an onion article. Well obviously it wasn't it wasn't on the onion I'm willing to admit it, but it doesn't mean that the onion isn't in on the game to discredit the FBI Oh that could be well. Oh yeah, okay, so this is I'm googling it now. Yeah, all right obviously onion very funny

2:06:01 But, you know, there's discrediting of the FBI going on everywhere. So the onion may be in on the game. I don't know. I don't think so. I don't think the onions in on anything to be honest about it. How do those guys make money? Boy, they sure have a lot of production costs. Have you ever looked at some of the stuff they do? It's amazing. It's great. It's ultra slick. It's got a lot of post. It's very, it can't be cheap to produce. No, it's got to be expensive. So hence my point. So who's paying for it? We made a mistake about something else the other day. What was it the one... Yeah, well, first of all, I'm... Oh, is Mark Taibbi was not the guy who broke the story on... Yeah, it wasn't... Yeah, the McChrystal story. Yeah. Yeah, it was that other guy. Yeah, it was... It wasn't Matt Mark. Matt Mark. Mark Taibbi. That's a new... Now we're using that from now on. Another one for the BS filter. Mark. Right. Mark Taibbi.

2:06:50 I'm sick, I'm sorry, that one slipped by me. Well at least you corrected it in real time. It didn't go out as a big news item. Idiot's suckered by onion story. Right. But think about it. Those guys, I just don't see where they're making the money to come up with that kind of production. And that writing, I mean these are not crappy writers, these are good writers. Yeah, no, there's a highly talented group of people. But they publish, they do stuff in print, right? Isn't it like a... Yeah, they have a print, a little newspaper they send out. The thing comes out once a week. I get it once in a while. I think it's amazing. And so I'm just wondering where their money's coming from. Okay, well now we straighten that out. Although it was believable. That's the problem with some of these stories. Yeah.

2:07:38 I've got a clip. This is an interesting little message from Gwyneth Paltrow that she had on Glee that was actually run on the O'Reilly factor and the pinheads and patriot thing. If anyone's ever seen that, you know, you take a vote on whether she's a pinhead or a patriot for saying something. And everyone voted, all these O'Reilly listeners thought that this was great. They actually said it was she was a patriot for making this kind of, I think, kind of weird commentary. We live in a culture of insults. I mean, we're constantly bombarded with these images of people who are richer than us and happier than us. We tear them down to feel better about ourselves. And we don't just stop with the people who are on TV or in magazines, we do it to everybody. And we think that because it's done anonymously, there are no ramifications.

2:08:24 But there are ramifications guys because it makes you comfortable with insensitivity You know this is interesting because she actually got slammed very very heavily in other media for coming out and saying this and Scott Adams the the Dilbert guy Yeah, he wrote a lengthy piece and he said I'm coming to Gwyneth Paltrow's defense and Because she was getting... so of course I don't watch O'Reilly, that's your job. Why would she get slammed for this? This sounds like a classic, kind of liberal attitude. Because you cannot come out and defend yourself as a celebrity. That's not done. It's like the big trap. You can't come out... No, but why was she... who attacked her?

2:09:06 Everybody's like, oh shut up, you got millions of dollars. It's the same thing, it always happens. Oh, you're complaining about the paparazzi, you got millions of dollars, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. She was playing a character on a TV show for one thing. Yeah, but people can't tell the difference anymore. I'm just saying, that's how it goes. I don't know why this is a topic on the show actually. I don't understand. It's the clip of Palooza. I mean I see you here, EU beginning of the end. Oh this is the clip of the day as far as I'm concerned. Okay first of all can I mention speaking of the EU, Belgium now officially over one year without a government. Good on you. We'll give them a little Hot Pockets there. Good job Belgium. And what difference has it made?

2:09:56 Nothing, it's great. Everything's groovy. So I'm watching the BBC and there's this little piece and I go, oh my, this has got to be part of the whole, you know, I'm not a fan of the EU, I don't think you are necessarily, and I don't believe it's got many legs and it's an undemocratic operation and it seems to be just thrown together just to compete with the United States as some sort of economic machine and of course now it's a buck forty five to get a euro it's ridiculous. 48. It's ridiculous. So anyway here is the I don't know if you know this is going on but this to me could be the beginning of the end. France says it wants a mechanism to suspend visa free travel around the European Union. This is about the Schengen agreement yeah

2:10:42 I have this listed in the show notes. After an influx of thousands of migrants fleeing the upheaval in Libya and Tunisia, a French official said there should be a means to put the Schengen Accord into abeyance when there's a systemic failure at an external EU border. They left North Africa for Italy, but now migrants like these ones are causing a political storm in France. Thousands fled unrest and fighting back home for a new life in Italy. At the start they lived in squalid conditions. Some describe the situation as a humanitarian crisis.

2:11:19 But the Italian government has now housed most of them in proper camps and given many temporary visas. That's what's causing the problem. The Schengen Agreement allows free movement of people between most European countries. Armed with temporary visas, many of the migrants have been heading to France. In Paris there's anger. Now a senior official at the presidential palace has told journalists there should be times like these when EU member countries can suspend the Schengen agreement. In other words, a temporary re-imposition of border controls. That would be a dramatic change for the EU. Yeah, this is a very big deal and this has been something that's been bubbling under for years. The United Kingdom, as far as I understand it,

2:12:06 did not sign on to the Schengen Accord. And so the deal with the United States of Europe that you can now you should be able to travel freely between any other country without having to show your passport which of course is a farce by itself and it's kind of funny when you're driving around and you go from country to country and you see the old booths are still there so you feel like you're in Russia or something the abandoned booths right but when you come into the to get Monation East in the UK there's passport because they didn't sign on to the Schengen agreement and I used to fly from from the UK to Belgium and I had to go through passport control and I said yeah Schengen agreements. You know who I am? I come here like twice a month. It's like yeah, Schengen Accord, whatever. So this has been kind of like the secret mechanism to close up the borders and I'm not sure where France stands on this but just when we thought it was going to be the climate change refugees it turns out it's another form of refugees and they're gonna keep them out.

2:13:10 I forgot about the climate change refugees. I should mention that in the, there had been a, we have this globalization thing going on in this open borders. This is not a new phenomenon. This was attempted, anyone who's read their history knows that it around the 1900s until about 1920, the passports were pretty much eliminated. You could go anywhere you wanted, pretty much anywhere in the world because there was a globalism situation taking place, much the same as we're having today. that was creating this kind of one world, no borders situation. And you could go all over Europe without a passport. Passports were very unknown. It's when World War I broke out, which by the way was caused by, you know, it was partially, if you start looking at it, you'll see that one of the reasons it even happened to begin with is because of no border control. These guys are just roaming around crazy and can shoot anybody they wanted in any country.

2:14:08 and then all of a sudden the clampdown began again and passports and borders and all these things were established after World War One but it's not a new phenomenon this has happened before and every time it happens it never works. No, it's bad. It's bad for the environment. Bad for Bad climate disruption. It's very bad for climate disruption, but if I was one of these refugees from Tunisia Heck I'd head to France too. What's the best play? I mean why not? Groovy is rocking yet. Let's be out there as a bum then I would you gotta go to Leon That's where it's all happening. That's where it's it's great as our two two members two listeners from France send us all the time like you know, we're dying over here and

2:14:54 They literally said we're dying over here. I just got to run around some quick news stories. I just want to mention Because they're all in the show notes X really outstanding show notes a lot of this is produced by the producers who are Posting great stories from all around get my nation no agenda news network calm if you want to be a contributor just drop me an email Adam at curry comm put in the subject line knowage in the news network or na n n is our hashtag and And we're really getting some outstanding stuff, too much to even cover in the two shows we do a week. The First Lady now has 26 servants working for her. She needs one for every toenail and fingernail and what? What are the other six for? It's outrageous! And this is from the Canadian Free Press. Yeah, total cost of $1.75 million a year.

2:15:49 I mean, do you care to know who all the 26 are? Yeah. Really? We've got the Chief of Staff, we've got the Deputy Assistant for Policy and Projects, Special Assistant Social Secretary, Special Assistant Director of Communications, Special Assistant Chief of Staff, Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady, Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady, Director of Scheduling and Advance, Advance? I've already heard three redundancies. Trooper, Deputy Director of Policy and Projects, Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary, Deputy Director, Deputy Social Secretary, two of those.

2:16:32 Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator, Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director, Special Assistant and Personal Aid, Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary, all to the First Lady by the way, Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aid, Associate Director of Correspondence, I've opened the letter, Michelle! Deputy Associate Director, Social Office, Executive Assistant to the Chief of Staff, How big is that business card? Like, besides one of those phony checks? Staff assistant to the social secretary, staff assistant, deputy associate director of correspondence. It just goes on and on. This is crazy. Geez. Yeah. Well, it's just another waste of the taxpayers' money. We got nothing else to do. By the way, that 1.7 million bucks, we could use that money for the potholes out here on Highway 80.

2:17:32 Oh, it's not much better in in Europe by the way the members of the European Parliament have voted down three Key cost-cutting measures because of course you know we have Greece in austerity measures Where the Prime Minister or the Minister of Finance actually come out and said the ratings agencies now are running the country Telling us to shut up. They're gonna default on their 50 billion loan and So they're selling off assets, they're selling islands to bankers. I mean it's a complete disarray. So there were three budget cutting measures that were rejected by the members of European Parliament. Number one, that they should fly economy class for journeys shorter than four hours instead of business or first. Oh we can't have that! So they voted that one down.

2:16:32 Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator, Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director, Special Assistant and Personal Aid, Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary, all to the First Lady by the way, Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aid, Associate Director of Correspondence, I've opened the letter, Michelle! Deputy Associate Director, Social Office, Executive Assistant to the Chief of Staff, How big is that business card? Like, besides one of those phony checks? Staff assistant to the social secretary, staff assistant, deputy associate director of correspondence. It just goes on and on. This is crazy. Geez. Yeah. Well, it's just another waste of the taxpayers' money. We got nothing else to do. By the way, that 1.7 million bucks, we could use that money for the potholes out here on Highway 80.

2:17:32 Oh, it's not much better in in Europe by the way the members of the European Parliament have voted down three Key cost-cutting measures because of course you know we have Greece in austerity measures Where the Prime Minister or the Minister of Finance actually come out and said the ratings agencies now are running the country Telling us to shut up. They're gonna default on their 50 billion loan and So they're selling off assets, they're selling islands to bankers. I mean it's a complete disarray. So there were three budget cutting measures that were rejected by the members of European Parliament. Number one, that they should fly economy class for journeys shorter than four hours instead of business or first. Oh we can't have that! So they voted that one down.

2:18:22 They rejected an amendment which recommended savings should start with its own members and they should not have salary increases for their 2012 compensation. Oh, we can't have that! We have to have enough money. And a third amendment which stated ministers of European Parliament, members of European Parliament should not be paid for both being in the Parliament and traveling to or from it. So they basically get paid the minute they leave their house, like you're in, as if they're already there. And they, we can't have that, we need to have our money. So, you know, these elitist, undemocratically voted people who were just taking your money, Europe.

2:19:12 I think I'm melting down now, John. I think it's... I think we're done. Yeah. Although, one more little pre-cry... There's so much more. Does your baby cry too much at night? It might be a sign of future behavior problems. Or Alzheimer's. Yes! So you can start getting your pre-medication right away. Yeah, I'm done, man. I'm dizzy. I'm absolutely dizzy. I'm falling down dizzy. It's like not okay. Coming up on the stream right after this program we have an interview with Podsafe Music Sensation from noagendarecords.com Jasper Avenue interviewed by Mr. Oil which would be a tower of babble not to be missed. I can't wait to hear it. It's gonna be great. No, it's all of his music and an interview with Jasper Avenue. So it's cool to see stuff on the stream expanding all part of what we deliver here as the No Agenda package.

2:20:14 I am falling down right now in Gitmo Nation West, the People's Republic of Southern California. At a fever of 103, I'm Adam Curry. Sounds good. So I don't have a fever. I'm just watching the water splash against the shoreline here in Northern Silicon Valley. I'm John C. DuBois. And we will speak to you again on Thursday and in John's world that Sunday. Right here on NO Agenda. Dvorak.org slash N-A-W-R-A-K