Topic: Ted Coopwood

CNN's TJ Holmes "confesses" his environmental sins for Earth Day, while the EPA releases a climate change rap song for children. The hosts critique the song's lyrics—which include claims that "bears don't know when to take a nap"—as low-quality propaganda. They identify the creator as Ted Coopwood of the EPA's Office of Children's Health Protection.

An investigation into Ted Coopwood, the creator of the EPA rap, reveals his personal brand "Get Cooped," where he markets himself as a certified motivational speaker and "performance nutritionist." The hosts suggest his involvement with the EPA is a lucrative government contracting "scam" similar to expensive, underperforming government websites. They mock the various "certifications" Coopwood claims to hold.