1:41:23 Yeah, I'm on IMDB.com Oh that'll shut someone up real quick It's a good one and it's kind of like editor at large In a way only it's the real deal you don't to be fat You can be fed or is it used to be called editor is large as you can be changed It that's fatter skinnies. You want to produce to produce the no agenda show So $300 above executive producer and we read your note, and we're going to kick it off again celebratory episode for 17 years And right off the bat here we go Standby
1:42:01 That is David Rosa from Clarkson, Michigan comes in with the Rubble eyes are donation 3333 dot three three. Thank you so much And he says, John and Adam it's my anniversary. No wait it's your anniversary no wait! It's both our anniversaries that's correct you're a producer I'm looking forward to celebrating four more anniversaries with the best podcast in the universe normally I'd ask for no jingles no karma but Rubbleizer jingle is obligatory and I just gave it to you thank you David that is fantastic very generous thank you for blessing us with that Dame Lady
1:42:46 But it says get low vert. Get over it. Hello? Hello I'm doing it now. Yeah, you're not no no. No, I've Contaminated you and I'm healed. All right, we'll see We'll see cuz I keep saying it It's gonna come back. Nope Monroe Washington And I don't even know where that is but she came in with $1,500 and says dear pod father Please forgive me, it's been two years since my last donation where I thanked you for the successful baby making karma. Oh! It's powerful stuff You can win football games you can make babies it's all there Name the baby John C Adam No
1:43:28 That's what she says. Show me a birth certificate! This is John C Adam. J-A-H-N-S-I-E, John C Adam You know what? I'm gonna choose to believe it. I believe there's a kid out there named John C Adam. Born July 2023 and we're now expecting our second human resource. I would like to share this Commodore ship with my husband So there's two of them involved here, I guess. Two Commodore ships? It helps in the baby-making process And best friend Sir Hopscotch so we have three of the digital horde. Unfortunately, he is a deadbeat. Mo Fax. A mo fax dead beat. He's a mo fax dead beat and he is an amazing father and husband I would like... I can't make sense to that what she just said. I would like the third portion to go to Sir Billy Bones Oh! Billy Bones. Billy bones yeah. Billy bones. He cooks. He cleans. He's a minister of fungi
1:44:32 He makes music, he's a podcast, he's a woodworker and he's single. Ladies! I'm saying he is good with two hands and now he is a Commodore. I would appreciate Jobs Karma because my employer sucks Thank you for your courage, love is lit. Dame Lady get over it! Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! Yes a regular polymath Sir Billy Bones is Jennifer Hughes comes in with $1,030.26 and says congrats on 17 years
1:45:11 I want to say thanks for your media deconstruction. I'm a compounding pharmacist and a fan of John's endorsement for the clearly filtered pitcher, all right? And i'd like to be called Dame Jen legal drug dealer of the Cedar Valley No jingles no karma no exit strategy all right Dame Jen you'll be up on the podium later huh uh Tyler Systems LLC in Alaska. $1,030 and 26 cents thanks partly to the wisdom he writes thanks probably to the wisdom and strength I have received from your show i can make a celebratory donation for my new company Tyler Systems LLC of Alaska
1:45:56 I've worked on and off with startups in the tech industry globally since I was 16. Wow! I'm 32 now, twice as old and I am still working a full-time job while my new business gets off the ground. AI-powered workflow automation services and consulting, but aspire to grow the company into a regional Arctic AI and IT leader. I'm hoping we can build a business based on trust and treating people well instead of spying on our customers and ripping them off!
1:46:33 The tech industry norm, he puts in parentheses there. I humbly request to be named Sir Tyler in Alaska. I just need a name as there's plenty of land here and testing Dvorak's cold read skills I'm wondering if you'll read aloud Tyler's systems. They do great work in real time so i can quote a testimonial from the famous podcaster and renowned tech journalist, retired. You'll find that... That quote on the new website, coming soon! Emeritus. At www.towersystems.com we're outsourcing problems and insourcing solutions for you. Oh there you go! There it is I like that. Now ya got it. Yeah thats really good. We're Insourcing Solutions
1:47:21 Reach out to Tyler at tylersystems.com in the interim with gratitude from one of your many motivated millennials, Tyler in Alaska. Oh right we love the motivated Millennials I guess these are $1,000 PayPals with fees added I'm guessing, yeah Ted would be right. Which is appreciated and Craig Allen did the same 1030 in 26 hello John and Adam this is a no-brainer for the past few weeks I've seen 33 everywhere! I knew I had to donate with this offering I wasn't going to hesitate No Jingles Just Karma For The Knighthood knight me Sir Craig Allen of Gila River think it's gila or jilla? I'd say Gila. Gila river and that's... I think its Hila.
1:48:08 Like Gila monster. Gila! Sir Craig Allen of Gila River and he's in Sacaton, Arizona You got it brother? You've got karma Ryan Jones in Cambie Indiana 560 06 56 00 6 five small sets of boobs It's been a while since I last donated and I knew it was time to give you back some value for the show. Several signs in the life lately pointed me to donate to No Agenda, like the name of Vince McMahon giving facial expressions."
1:48:50 Like the meme, I'm sorry. The meme of Vince McMahon giving... Okay, I don't know why that would be associative but okay First it was buying some gigawatt coffee from Eli the Coffee Guy! And then including some nice handwritten notes sprinkled with our favorite No Agenda phrases Don't forget to use ITM20 at checkout or Code Bungino The second time life reminded me to donate Was was sitting at a gate in an airport a couple weeks ago watching the guy? Fist his bag of nuts while he stood waiting for the boarding to begin I know John C. Doesn't like that jingle so i won't request it, but if it's
1:49:30 Played always gets a laugh out of me the third sign. I knew it was right time to donate was the Commodore donation? I'm proud to accept the Commodore ranking and happy to help executive produce this fine episode of The No Agenda Show, I humbly request some you've got karma Due to climate change to assist me in life ahead in the life ahead Thank You for your courage and four more years Ryan Jones You've got karma due to climate change. And Sir Tom is in St Paul, Minneapolis 555 dot 10 555 dot 10 he says it's been longer than I care to admit since my last donation so it's high time to make amends and up the ante see people do this and that's appreciated you could that's a completely valid way of supporting the show
1:50:22 As the originator of the double nickels on the dime donation way back in episode 179, I hereby donate 5510 that's a double nickels on the dime and chip in an additional 500 for a Commodore commission to be known as a triple nickels-on-the-dime donation. You've named it you've claimed it good to go I would like to officially update my title to Sir Veyor Commodore of the Northern and Northwestern Lakes. A bit of trivia, this is always good... The Great Lakes were generally referred to as the northern and northwestern lakes on navigation charts up to the early 1900s. Well this is something I did not know! Wow useless information For a jingle please play
1:51:08 Trains good, planes bad. Thanks! All aboard trains good, planes bad. Thank you brother very nice Greg Clifton in Morgan Field, Kentucky. 53342 and he did send in a note which I'll jump over to which is a handwritten note. I don't have it. I've been listening to the show for almost four years and iIve never missed an episode since spring of 2021 y'all are the best! Congratulations on 17 years. I'm mailing this note and paper check to save those nasty fees like John my father was a Kentucky colonel so
1:51:50 could not pass up the opportunity to become a Commodore of the best podcast in the universe. This donation also qualifies me for knighthood, please knight me Sir Cliffy! At the round table... A bottle of... What is this? Eagle Roe Bourbon? Eagle...? Can you read that? You can't read it. No I have it right here let's see where does he say the bourbon on here? You gotta tell me what it is because I haven't put that on the order list. So it says at the round table like a bottle of eagle Rare Oh Eagle rare bourbon, okay. Yeah and what else did he have there and a 902 fillet cooked medium rare would be much appreciated a 902 Medium filet 902 medium rare meat Filet cooks okay? I got to put this through the kitchen
1:52:44 Well, they're not very good at hitting the number on the cooking. They're very good at it! What are you talking about? No, they're no good... Okay, do you want to finish this note? Yeah, Jingles, Plea Play Mac and Cheese and Boogity Thank you both for your courage And especially Adam When sharing you your faith, oh and faith in Jesus Christ What a platform you have to show the God good news The good news. Yes, yeah good news not only on your show but also places like Rogan
1:53:22 Cheers to you both for four more years and may you never find an exit strategy. Yours truly, soon-to-be Sir Cliffie. You slaves can get used to mac n' cheese Macaroni and cheese shatter melted together. Mac N Cheese! Mac N Cheese! Mac N Cheese! Cookin' it, cookin' it, cookin' it, cookin' it, cookin' it! It's the drought as we kneel before the power And we go to Sir Roger with 533.33 and he says, Sir Roger of the Borough of Hats here congrats on 17 years from my Commodore ship will just go with Commodore Roger I could also use an F cancer for my niece thank you for your courage in four more years You've got karma
1:54:15 Should we remind Roger and the others that you have to go to no agenda rings calm and fill out the form for The Commodore certificate so he sent it to the right place with the right name on it, right? Dame Lizardi in La Harp Kansas 5 1733 and this is a switcheroo Happy 70th anniversary. This Commodore ship has been given to Matt the metal bender Upon it from his beautiful smoking hot wife if I do say so myself says Dame was already Help him get halfway to his knighthood. He is a fitting
1:55:00 It is a fitting title as he loved his home in the new US Navy years ago. Oh, it's time in the US, I can't, sorry, blurry vision. Please play the full Reverend Al Respect role along long version and Jobs goat karma thank you for your courage Matt Leroy Dame Lizardi He's getting lunch at Chipotle the tortise in the race Kim Kardashian Sigourney Weaver R-E-S-P-I-C-T They're all jitty! R-E-S-P-I-C-T There is no real conflict! We just... we much.
1:55:49 We must, we must and we will much about that be committed. Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! Karma. Ah, well worth it! I haven't played the long version in a while Robert... Yeah we will much be committed. Robert Kerback, Essexville Michigan $500 so we presume that's a Commodore ship you'll go to noagenderings.com to enter all the information No notes here, gonna double up karma. You've got... karma. I'll grab the next one To make it easy on my partner here
1:56:40 Ray Harris in Holt, Michigan. A lot of Michiganders $500 ITM Adam and John longtime listener of many years here after being endlessly reminded of my douchebag status by my smoking hot girlfriend Lisa Dame Cicerone of Catland it is time for me to finally donate please deduce me You've been de-douched I would like to be known as Commodore Harris Please play Rubblizer and Chemtrails Mike, stand by 33 33 33 Robilizer out.
1:57:20 By Anne Rand. Dimitri Hossain, Hossain, Hossain in Stahl Hill? Stahili? Stahi... Oh it's a Belgian is in Belgium. Stahlhille! Stahlhille! Stahlhille 500 tired of being a douchebag If you would kindly de-douche me. You've been de-douched! We need more Belgians listening to this show No jingles, no karma love the show For a Commodore ship title that you can call me Commodore Skellen Maybe Adam might get this Get it? Do you get it Adam? Kind regards is some sort of pun or joke and Adam's supposed to get it
1:58:07 uh... skates can scanner and i get a scale i don't know how to not remember no genderings dot com nested go there for sure it to get your exit gives the details anonymous comes in from lakewood washington with five hundred switcheroo please grant this comment or title to sharky the guy who hit me in the mouth around three years ago and i thank god for that's thank you he says Sir EA of the text domain in Clarkston, Michigan. And that's another one. Michigander. Interesting. 500 Commodore Ea. Sir EA of the text domain Baron PhD. Oh he's got all the titles very nice. Yeah he's go it made. Aubin Q. Aubin Q in Anchorage Alaska and the Alaskanians are into $500 hey gents
1:58:57 Aubin Q from Anchorage, Alaska sent me douchebag here $20.18 monthly subscription since 2018 but listeners since 2014 could not say no to such a title as Commodore so amazing I would like to be Commodore q of DL more can i get an IPA well that's you don't really get Ah, screw it. It's 17th anniversary... I'm gonna order an IPA and a Club Paris fillet for him Just the quick ants in some relationship and job karma if you could four more years Well we'll give you very quick ants then in that case It's our favorite ant jingle What do ya got?
1:59:37 I got ants. I got ants. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! You thought, huh? No. Odessa, Texas 500 Commodore Zachary Stockstill aka Baron Grease Monkey. That's all he says perfect we've got Sir Patrick Coble
2:00:15 Fairview, Tennessee. Hey good to hear from you Sir Patrick 500 happy 17th anniversary now Duke of the South becomes the Commodore of the south I could use some Trump's jobs business karma if you have any thank you both for all you do and the team All right Thank You to the team that was beautiful man. Thank you so much You've got karma Jim Turner, Louisville Kentucky 500. ITM gentlemen happy 17th and best podcast universe I could not in good conscience let this opportunity to become a no agenda comment or pass by. I was dubious at first as they born and raised Kentuckian and recently retired army colonel
2:00:58 I was taken aback and disappointed to find that my state had bestowed the honor of Kentucky Colonel on the mere transient such as John, while I am left to flounder as a mere peasant. Alas, I swallowed my pride and thought it appropriate to add the title of Commodore and eventually hang the certificate next on my no agenda PhD. Four more years! No jingles just some jobs karma Jim Turner Commodore Sir James of the Derby City Ph.D Louisville Kentucky PS sorry yes I was debunked when i was passed along John's tip-of-the day
2:01:37 I was debunked when I passed on John's tip of the day regarding this... Yes, this is your gray goose at Costco. Fancy vodka! I was promptly provided with news article refuting John's assertion evidence to rebunk... Okay the thing is that gray goose is produced in the... That Costco vodka is French and it's produced in the old Gray Goose factory using the Gray Goose gear and I think it was taken over by some other company but that's gray goose. I mean just have a bottle of it and tell me so good. Tell me that's not gray goose, yes It is good stuff! But okay yeah all right technically maybe Let's see we have anonymous Charlotte North Carolina 500 police credit producership and Commodore ship to George P Burdell
2:02:37 Uh, no agenda saves my sanity. No jingles just karma thanks! You've got karma. Well, any normal person would think so. We spell Bernie B-O-E-R-N-E I mean come on we're crazy here we're out of control In Nederland Texas $500 all is just simple 17th anniversary Commodore of Nederland yes Keaton Stone Indianapolis Indiana 500 in the morning i am Gen Z second year apprentice plumber welder and indiana
2:03:29 Clap for you, Gen Z. You're gonna be the richest one on the blog! Probably...you can't go wrong I couldn't resist getting my Commodore title. I would be known as Commodore of the Indiana Stones and he would like climate change Oh due to climate change And they're eating the dogs so play them in opposite order for you Thank you for your courage They are eating the dogs Due to climate change It just remains funny. Patrick Brown's up, or as they would say in Texas, Patrick Brownie. Fairfax Virginia Thank you for your courage ITM requesting dude name Ben if requests are even a thing for Commodore ships Thanks again Yes You can be Commodore dude named Ben absolutely Yeah Just fill out the go to no agenda rings calm and by the way people sending in that Donation notes make sure to put donation in the subject line. Thank you
2:04:26 Andrew Perez, San Marcos Texas. Not far from here 500 ITM gents congrats on 17 years I'll be a knight as well please Knight me sir P Rez Commodore of FL 330 that's flight level 330 That's 33 thousand feet As retired Navy guy this promotion scratches me where I itch JCD he says what is the shaggy dog story? The Shaggy Dog Story, which was if you ever got to see the old PBS show that...which is out of England actually. It was called The Two Bronnies. One of the Ronnies would do a Shaggy Dog story once during this show as comedian. Shaggy Dog stories and there's always some guy in the office can tell a Shaggy Dog story. Shaggy Dog stories is a story that one it's like pretty much like way Trump talks.
2:05:18 It wanders off the topic and off the topic and off the topic, then it comes kind of back around to what the point was. And then has a pun at the end Like hey Roy, is that the cat that shoots your new shoes or something like that some really lame pun? That's always a groaner and it takes about five to ten minutes to tell in a good shaggy dog guy They can tell a good show you don't start kind of keeps you It's funnier. The telling of the joke is funny than then the punchline. That's the Shaggy Dog story I had no idea heard them. I had no idea it originated with the two Ronnies No, it didn't originate. It's just that he was one of the best at telling it. Okay. No jingles no karma for more years! He says