Topic: Ray Bans

President Joe Biden formally apologized for the historical mistreatment of Native American children in federal boarding schools. The hosts analyze video of the event, noting Biden's unusually energetic movement and "yelling" delivery, leading to speculative banter about the use of a body double nicknamed "Daddy Longlegs."

The TSA may lift the ban on liquids by 2012 as new explosive detection equipment is deployed. Meanwhile, a counter-terrorism operation in Atlanta involved scanning semi-trucks with handheld devices. The hosts highlight "Smith's Detection," a company producing high-powered X-ray systems capable of penetrating a foot of steel, raising health concerns for drivers.