2:37:17 And he comes in with 750 Canadian dollars. I don't even know what that is these days. 1057! Oh, is that what he donated? This is $750? Wow... Okay so he really came in big for his doing. There it is instant night donation 1057 Canadian for 750 US in the morning was first hitting them out five or six years ago by Sir Ducifer Rob Do One day when he was filling in for the boner pill man. He mentioned no agenda offhandedly and I've never turned back, hey Rob! Dude do that again
2:38:01 Sadly, I have been a douchebag this entire time and want to remedy that. Well, I believe he is asking for a de-douche. You've been de-douched Recently my father passed away and left me quite a mess to deal with in the trailer park or I guess a carapark North of Brisbane in a suburb called Callinger So it goes, he says. This left me a stranger in a strange land with a rundown trailer and an old but nearly unused Ford Falcon to dispose of along with a pile of welding equipment Wow, what a story man. I would like to make two requests of Gitmo Nation in this regard one i'd like to ask the Viscountess of Love and Light's Protector of Morton's Bay her permission to dispose of my father's ashes in said bay as per his will normally I wouldn't ask for a funeral request but the man spent the last 20 years drinking himself to death so his remains may be a bit toxic
2:38:59 Well, I'm sure she gets some permission from her. Wow! I love the humor you have about it brother. Two if JD the former spook knows of anyone or any producers in the North Brisbane area know anyone looking to get a smoking deal on some power and welding tools as well as a car, I will be coming to the country shortly to try and settle things up for couple of weeks. If i could get things finalized it would be nice to see the country proper as I've been there three times and have only ever seen the trailer park where my dad lived in the Aldi next door! I would like to be knighted as certified loon heater of Toontown and request lefsee and lootfisk?
2:39:44 Am I pronouncing that right? Lefse and Lutfisk. Sounds stinky. You're asking the wrong guy. It sounds stinky, whatever it is. He wants that at the round table. We've ordered it and we have it in closed containers because we don't know if he's going to smell. Says may the best of your past be the worst of your future. By the way this Ford he's talking about... This Ford Falcon. Is it a falcon? Yes, that could be if it's mint. That could be worth some dough Yeah for Falcons or Falcons. Yeah might be collectible alright brother Thank you very much and we'll see at the roundtable Max Merget in Germantown Wisconsin 350 93 ITM gents I've been listening since Adam
2:40:34 was on JRE 1533. Rogue a donation. Looking at that show number solidify that it was time to donate. Oh yeah, that's right And this is my first donation so please dedouche me. You've been de-douched! Hello, dedouche goes right after dedouche me period For several weeks maybe even months I'd been seeing 33 all over the place and knew as my time had come Well at mass this morning for the first Sunday of Lent The pastor included the phrase, time talents and treasure. Oh there you go! As important ways we can donate during the Lent season I took that as a direct message from the Lord that i'd better get to it so along with this donation I will be starting a monthly donation of 3333 to support the wonderful amygdala shrinkage you both provide us with. I only ask for some jobs karma as I start the long journey of making
2:41:29 to pursue medical school and figure out how to do that while supporting the family. Also, thanks again for all that you do and may you never find in exit strategy max. Ah, you bet. Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! And SirScovy checks in. We know SirScovy of course from Charlotte, North Carolina 34567 nice sequential donation number thank you ITM gentlemen Thank you both for the ongoing value Adam if the chicken karma I shared is accepted I'd like to request chicken karma If not goat karma please? I'm still listening at 1x speed yes You will stay sane love is lit sir Scoby Duke of Piedmont
2:42:17 You've got Karma Homemade always the best Ronald the Poe Krant in Looneyville, West Virginia if that's actually the name of the town. I don't know this Sounds good three three three three three no note that we could find so he gets a double up karma Sure does double up for you sir? You've got Karma. Eddie Jennings in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina 333 dot 33 Hey it's Eddie Jennings from Surfside Beach, South Carolina Long time fan since Rogan That makes you a producer brother not just a fan I always wanted to hear please de-douche me You got it! You've been de-douched
2:43:05 Please keep on keeping it real. I love you guys! I can hear that goat karma jingle, I love it You got it. You've got... Karma Surplus to requirements in Indialantic Florida 333 dot 33 and he sent a note in with a check Here's the note In the morning, gents. Thanks for continuing to produce the best podcast in the universe. Sincerely surplus of their requirements. Nice note. Great note love that thank you sir hair heel is in White Salmon Washington 333 loving these executive producers F cancer karma and some soccer karma for Austin FC going into their new season please yes
2:44:00 You've got karma. Anonymous in Bemidji, Minnesota. Ah, Bemidji! I've been there. Bemidji 23456 this will be a first associate executive producer please keep me anonymous no jingles but the R2 Karma worked for me the last time so do some r2 karma for all the listeners keep up the awesome work thanks i believe it's r2d2 karma which we have here you're just reading it No, no blame. You're reading it correctly. Sir John is in Cincinnati 233 dot 99 row of ducks he says plus fees so as 222 dot 2 to with the fees thank you to share my windfall from two weeks of jury duty
2:44:47 Which is, I love that. Thank you! You get paid on jury duty? That's a good joke Sir John. Do you get paid on jury duty? You get nothing yeah you get paid like five bucks a day or something there it is. It's a joke Keep up the great work Sir John of Southwest Ohio thank you brother Having done jury duty Andrew Edwards in Niceville Florida nice Phil it's nice so nice they're 232 45 Happy birthday to Christy. I don't know if Christy's on the list, it's in an odd color but okay Also I claim my knighthood and PhD that she gave me for Christmas
2:45:24 I need to claim my knighthood and PhD as she gave me for Christmas. Well, yes you do go to a no agenda rings calm and put your note in we still have about 20 people that didn't pick up the PhD I would like to be sir Andy of Niceville PhD for the roundtable go to the No agenda rings calm For the roundtable, I request a runs a kappa. I think 23 in Cuban sandwiches don't know if that's a Cuban rum or what is what that is sorry it took so long to respond though we ordered it so I hope it's wrong
2:46:00 Trevor is in Peace River, Alberta, Candinavia 222.22 Grime-erica donation! Ah just heard the Podfather on their latest episode 643 shout out to Darren and Graham the best podcast in Canada Shout out to their telegram channel and all the cool people in there Also, shout out to the Snake Brothers Russ and Kyle. They introduced me to Grimerica Only one other thing I have to say is don't be a fag donate donate you Grimerica Trevor from Peace River Alberta keep it real keeping it real in communist Candinavia all right Trevor Thank You grime Erica donation had a good time with those guys
2:46:38 There's always a fun show with them. They have a good podcast, the Leon Atkinson in Martinez California $218 and 24 cents and he has a note because he sent in his check And it says, Dear John and Adam thank you for another entertaining year of no agenda. It's time once again to celebrate my birthday I don't even know if he is on the list with a donation of treasure to the show have you ever wondered why everyone dunks on the mythical fools who believe that the new year starts April 1st? I've met far more people who think the year starts in October or February. Well, call me a February fool because I know my years start on February 18th. It's his birthday. When is his birthday?
2:47:30 February 18th. Okay on the 18th, I look forward to more crackpot theories balanced with buzz killing dismissals Yeah in 2024. I have a feeling you will need it more than ever this year No jingles no karma just maximum love to vert love too virtuous what says okay Thanks again and Leon Atkinson in Martinez California that's where the martini was invented really? Yeah The vodka, the gin or both? The gin. Hmm. The vodka came later isn't it just adding olive sap you got to put some vermouth in there I don't like vermouth in my martini I know doesn't make a martini but vermouth is just kind of spoiled It's like drinking straight up gin No no vodka with dirty martinis my drink But with vodka do you want to use straight vodka with a with dirty with some pickle juice? No olive juice
2:48:31 Pickled olive juice. I don't know if it's pickled was just all of juice you know the olive sap That's what I like You want to do this one? It is your read yeah, I might as well Do it Linda Lou Patkins up next and she's in Lakewood Colorado And she came in with 200 bucks that she does every single show to say the following thing Jobs karma for competitive edge go to image makers Inc come for all your executive resume and job search needs us image makers ink with a K Or just find Linda Lou Patkin, Duchess of Jobs and writer of resumes on the producer list. Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs!
2:49:14 Karma. Oh, nice showing by our executive and associate executive producers for episode 1636 we appreciate it and of course not only did you have your note read and your jingles played in your karma given and prayers or whatever else you need but also you get these credits which are official and recognized anywhere credits are used That is LinkedIn, your resume, Hollywood IMDB.com if you don't have a profile there you can open one up they're completely valid and if anyone ever questions it let us know because unlike the douches in Hollywood we will gladly vouch for your executive or associate executive producer credit of The No Agenda Show and John's gonna take us through to the 50s and thank a couple more people who support this. Yeah Steve Pierce at the top of this list $184.29
2:50:02 He needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched! He's spreading the money around and he has, but you keep the books on this Steve so no reason to mention this Jeff Hutchinson in Topsom, Topsom Maine 163 60 oh he is actually living in Singapore since 2017. Okay, well give us some Singaporean reports when you can Nathan Cochran in Franklin Tennessee one two three four five That's my buddy Nathan he's from the band Mercy Me Sir Alan Cavito I think it's Cavito in Midlothian Virginia one two three four five
2:50:58 He has a complaint. Would you guys... He does have a complaint, I'm gonna read it. Yeah. Would you guys mostly Adam Please stop yelling out words and phrases when you play a clip. You sound insane, and it's giving me a facial tick." Well it was because of my tick that I'm doing it! What are you talking about? It's Tourette's. Yeah, people don't realize that but a lot of people don't know that we don't talk about it much but Adams has minor... Minor?! It's getting worse every day the older I get. I think he has minor until you start cussing. A minor form of Tourette's
2:51:37 And I say minor because it's when you have the unfortunate screeching of cuss words constantly out of the blue. That hasn't happened, that's the cool kind! No, no... Dan Maley or Molly Maley probably in Fremont, California 113. Eric Anderson and Henry South Dakota one eleven eleven Christopher Burke in St Paul Minnesota nuts 100 Nancy Bullion comp in Clarissa Minnesota a hundred dollars and is actually a switcheroo for her daughter Elena to get start get her started on her Dame hood And it's on her golden birthday February 20 what is golden?
2:52:27 I don't want to say. Because you don't know? Well, I don't know it's true. Okay well she's on the list. Ian Field 100 anonymous in Bedford Massachusetts 90 Brian Lillard in Prosper, Texas. 88-88 Jason Mararara in Vancouver Washington for 8-008 Kevin McLaughlin our buddy and conquer North Carolina is actually the Duke of Luna 808 and he says I love the Bill of Rights and boobs there you go David Galloway in Flower Mound Texas 69-69
2:53:12 Daniel George in Danbury, Connecticut 69-68. Brian Pollack in Pole Lake or Polak in St Louis Missouri 6789 Dennis then Dennis Denise sorry, Denise. Denise Robertson in Camden Ohio 60 miles plain miles and Charlottesville Virginia 56 66 Gregory Kierdok the parts unknown 50 655 that's a sir I think it's Sir Gregory Kierdok. I think could be Sir Donald Winkler is definitely a sir in Athens Greece But then this says Deutschland so but he's an at
2:53:58 He probably was in Deutschland on his account, but he's in Athens Greece and he's turning 49. And he wants a biscuit! He's a sir. They always give me a biscuit on my birthday. Edwin Visser in Oogstgeist. Not even close okay I can't get that one It looks like egg test, if you ask me. From now on it is egg test that's right. Egg test in Holland at 5432 The Dutch telegram group is blowing up I guarantee you
2:54:38 Yes, Edwin Visser and Agatest. Aditya Trimurti in Hyperbad India. Oh! Aditya I think is the way it's pronounced. Trimurti, Brahman name. 5333 for John DeWine and for Adam you already got the vitamins request a de-douching You've been de-douched This is another Stripe donation. Yeah, that's really helpful. From India! We're always blaming the Indians for not donating and now we know why. We need a meetup at the Taj Mahal or something. Have a meet up in Hyperbad. Julie Brighton Ontario Canada 5272 She needs to de-douche You've been de-douched Langston Smith in Portland Oregon 5271
2:55:35 Sir Henry Barton of Outpost West in Rancho Palos Verdes, 5242. Mark Spangler 5167 Forrest Martin 5005 or 5005 Andrew Benz in Imperial Missouri 5005 and that brings us to the fifties and I'll wrap it up with these guys starting with name and location starting with Fletcher Scaife or Scyfie Scaife I think in Williston, North Dakota. Andrew Gusick, Sir Andrew in Greensboro, North Carolina Chris Cowan in Austin Texas Matt Illingworth in Montclair New Jersey Agustin Zepesi
2:56:22 I think. Yeah, Shoreline Washington and he needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched! Sir Paul in Twickenham Middlesex UK He says his boots on the ground. He promotes people with any money or sense of leaving the UK. Yeah heading to Dubai No crime no illegal immigration no income tax yes sir Paul you got it thank you Nicholas Rudowicz in Harpers Ferry, West Virginia. Daniel Laboye, Sir Daniel Laboye in Bath Michigan Michael Saccora in New Richmond Wisconsin Robert Dreikussin in Oshkosh, Bogosh Wisconsin Michael Statum the Brand family in Sierra foothills California and Nadim
2:57:16 Hydot in Freeport. Hydal, Hydal, Hydal. Oh I'm sorry, Hydal. Freeport TT what is that you think? That's got to be some island. Freeport isn't that... Well look at the top level domain anybody in the chat room TT what is it Trinidad and Tobago. Trinidad and Tobago! That's it. TT Trinidad Tobago Nice Is that a Stripe donation as well Yeah, it looks like it might be. Oh well see we're reaching around the world We got to Trinidad finally if I took a while we need to meet up in Trinidad now Come on. I'd go get it together. I'd go to that are you kidding me? That sounds great sounds warm absolutely sounds warm and toasty I love that I love it Love it. Love it. Love it
2:58:08 And that's our group of producers for show 1636. Thank you all so much, it is incredibly appreciated especially the executives and associate executive producers who always keep us on track but we also love everybody who comes in under 50 many of those are for reasons of anonymity I see a new stripe donor of $49.99 so will not mention your name But we will thank you profusely and of course everybody who's on those sustaining donations, which you can make up yourself. You can just decide whatever value you assign to this show Just give it to us on a weekly basis or monthly basis or an annual basis Whatever works for you
2:58:46 and go to noagendadonations.com to learn more and to support us, become a producer of the No Agenda Show! And again thank you to our executive and associate executive producers Our formula is this... We go out we hit people in the mouth Shut up slave And we have a nice list as well. Sir Andy of the Terrical Beach wishes his daughter Sophia happy birthday, she turns 18 today! Leon Atkinson by the way turned... had his birthday on the 18th so we congratulate him. Nancy Ullenkamp wishing her daughter Elena
2:59:36 Happy Birthday. She is turning 22 today, that would be the golden birthday and of course she's working on her sci-fi book and she loves the young woman that she has become. Understandable! Sir Donald Winkler turns 49 today. Zarin Dentsel wishes his brother a happy birthday for the 24th and Andrew Edwards wishes Christie a happy birthday as do we! Happy Birthday from everybody here at The Best Podcast in The Universe We have a layaway night. That's my buddy Nathan, Nathan Cochran and he has a note says hello Adam and John Requesting the name Sir Faye of the Red Brook of the red brook standard fare at the round table No jingles no karma just to question next time when I'm on the west coast Can I go to John's house? And will he make me a turkey sandwich
3:00:23 A turkey sandwich. You'd like him, you'd like Nathan I think you should allow him into your sanctuary. Yeah make him a turkey sandwich maybe Thank you for your continued excellent and God bless god bless you brother thank you so much And that means we can get to our knights Do you have a blade? Oh did you bring a blade? It's not mine Is Jay's blade No it's Brennans Oh, is it tiny? Hold on a second. I gotta get it off the wall. Hold on... There we go! There you go. Well that's pretty. It's not too bad. You know what-I'll compensate don't worry here you go look at that one That's a blade
3:01:06 Nathan Cochran, hop up on the podium along with Patrick Gibson and Andrew Edwards. All three of you supported The Noah Jenner Show in the amount of $1,000 or more therefore I'm very proud to pronounce the key...to pronunciate thee as Knights Of The Noah Jenner Roundtable Sir Faye of the Red Brooks, Sir Kiff-Eyed Loon, Heater of Two and Sir Andy of Niceville PhD. For you we've got Hookers & Blow, Rent Boys and Chardonnay but also by request Lefsey and Lutefis Man that smells! Ron's Zacapa 23 in Cuban Sandwiches along with that of course we got some Ruminesque Woman and Rosé some Bong hits and Bourbon Sparkling Cider Escort Ginger Ale and Gerbils We got Breast Milk and Pablum But of course we all love the Mutton and the Mead
3:01:46 Head over to noagendarings.com, take a look at these rings which are unisex they're for knights and for dames but we do size them to your finger it's quite the production so use the handy ring sizing guide will ship that off to you along with the wax to seal your important correspondence of course we also have certificate of authenticity and do we still have the pink wax? Have any requests come in for the pink wax? The Pink Wax! Yeah People actually requested the pink wax? Yeah, and Jay was telling me about it earlier. Two! Okay well that means we have about ten left if you really want the pink sealing wax Thank you all so much for your courage thank you for your support of The Noah Jenner Show We could not do this without all our producers Time Talent & Treasure It's the V for V-Way NOAH JENNER!