2:27:14 Indy. I'll do it, Indie. Indi...Indianoagenda meetup Greenwood Indiana 226 switcheroo donation for Julie Sheiks What? She won the raffle Yeah and i think they had they sent a uh i think they sent a meet up report that's right she won the raffle and she's also not only she's a long time listener but now first-time donor so needs a dedouche you've been deduced cool I'm gonna add the indie thing there too. Parker Newcomb is up and he's in Houston, Texas 223 and he says I need a deducing You've been D douched
2:28:00 Please allow me to show for one of my favorite podcast blood satellite Excellent show just wanted to give them a boost and thank you guys as well For all the great content bring back zippy Yeah karma Yeah, karma Bitcoin truck or horn somebody asked beyond in the no agenda thing You know what do what? Do we have a donation level so we can have the note a complete note read in Zippy's voice. Yeah, that's a great That's a great idea! I could pull in big bucks for the show. Well, so when I first came up with it... Then I said no no no no no. Immediately thought executive producer only and then I said well I didn't put this in the note but I'm thinking to myself How about 500 bucks? Shut up Zippy! Zippy is getting all jacked up More more more! I'm worth alot! I'm not just some cheap whore
2:29:00 Yeah. Okay, alright. Hold on I need to do the jingles here for the... What is it? Yeah Karma Bitcoin Trucker Horn Well we're going to do it in reverse order They are saying that all hell is gonna break loose and you're gonna need a bitcoin You've got karma Thank you, Parker. Jeffrey Williams, Broomfield Colorado, RowaDucks222.22 I took the slow boat from Grime-erica to Noah Jender Nation but what a fantastic trip! Please extract me from the douche canoe. You've been de-douched
2:29:46 I like douche canoe. Dragana is back from Averovic in Parker, Colorado and she says this is a switcheroo donation from my human resource Alice so we have a human resource getting this donation February 19th was her birthday and I would like to beg you all if you could maybe sing her happy birthday song to Alice You can sing. You've been de-douche'd! I'm not really a de-douche. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Alice...
2:30:29 Thank you, Zippy. You got the exclusive Zippy song. That's right. She turned... and by the way, kept it in tune much better than Adam has ever done. She turned five years old! If not please read this Happy birthday Alice Mommy and Billy love you very much and please de-doosh her. We've got to do that one more time. Sorry, here's a de-dooshing thing again. Yeah sorry And she loves the jingle you've been dedouched. Could you play that? We played it. She goes around saying that everywhere, even in pre-K You've been de-juiced and I'm pretty sure her teachers have no clue what she's saying and why. Ha ha ha! I would just say, de-juiced to make sure if there is any question. De-juice? Yeah in fact Simon Doyle is from Orfield PA $200 associate executive producer title love the show thanks for all you do this is my first time donation so I must request a de-juicing
2:31:27 God bless, Baruch Hashem! You got it. Oh my gosh! You've been de-douche'd Kind of I guess And finally the last two on our list is Scott Fuller in Cumming Georgia for 200 and John Selley in Dodge North Dakota both of them with no notes so we give them a combined double up karma you've got karma and Those are the executive and associate executive producers for episode 1532 This means that you get that forever title the executive producer of this Noah Jenna episode or associate executive producer You can use those wherever
2:32:13 Credits are recognized, wherever you want of course. But credits will be recognized. You can put them in your IMDB, you can put them in your LinkedIn, put them on your resume if anyone ever questions that we will be happy to vouch for you and John's gonna take us through to the 50s and we'll wrap it up with our birthdays and meetups and our nightings and damings Sean O. Enterprising in Philadelphia 135 and he's got some some de-douchings needed with Nate and other 76 club members You've been de-douched
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2:33:28 He needs a de-douching. Sir Chris Gray of the Isle of Wight in Covington, Louisiana 8888 Sir Latte 8008 Bremerton Washington and the newsletter got him he says okay sir Kevin McLaughlin Locust North Carolina is there for another in a row? Of 8008 boob donations Brian Kaufman in Scottsdale, Arizona 7575 Jonathan Kalas Nick in Washington DC 75 Indeed if that's your name are and our content LLC and Trumbull Connecticut He's yes we did okay sir slardar Bart fast in Hope Rhode Island 56 78
2:34:25 Matthew Lainhart in Buford, Georgia. He's got a birthday and he came out 51-10. Sir Jules Reed in Honolulu, Hawaii 51-55 10. Sir Glenn in Raleigh North Carolina 55-10. Sareev Nasmurti. Sareev Nas...he is always very active. Always, always active! He's always in there. No agenda social. Culpepper Virginia 5271 Brian Richardson in Aurora, Illinois has a long note because he's becoming knighted And I think you should be guess we can review like to read parts of these notes. Yes, it's gonna yes He says I found the show by listening to Scott Horton which is no small podcast
2:35:10 Scott Horton donation found that on the stream back in 2011 I do believe your show was playing instead of his at work one day and the rest is history No agenda has red-pilled me. Sorry, it was not the intention which is depressing most times but has done for me what I can put into words right now you definitely helped me laugh about it all and It is a quality product I met Adam and the Keeper in Des Moines, and was at the Keep-Up in Chicago. I would love to meet John someday." I was listening to Curry & The Keeper number 32—incredibly funny by the way—and I'd mentioned how close I was to knighthood at dinner but didn't have my night name figured out! Thanks to The Keeper, Sir Brian with an I, and all of the fantastic people that were there, I decided on Sir Brian with a Y!
2:35:53 The rest of the fantastic people that were there. Oh, um... The copious party favorites at the round table are already great I don't need to burden the staff. I hope to maybe come down to the Nashville meetup April 17th when and whenever the Indy one will be it'll be sometime our Chicago group is gonna find our way there soon regardless so look out Indie do it on a weekend all right thank you very much and your on deck for uh for your nighting and thanks for showing up at the Meet Up in the Keep-Up that's great I'll go straight through. Forrest Martin came in with 50-05 and we have another
2:36:29 royalty here with 50-02 M of the Mid Valley and with this humble donation I push past the threshold of knighthood. I request a title Sir M Mad Son Of The Mid Valley! I also humbly request dad jokes and double espresso at the roundtable lastly if i could get a plug for my ongoing project or labor of love slash exit strategy anti computer org ah yes I know this product. It's the only site on the internet built without the aid of computers, anti-computer dot org. It is an online periodical that uses humor and satire to lampoon modern life in technology with hidden NA references! The latest issue tackles work from home, the death of expertise how to watch Netflix when the grid goes down and interview with the singularity
2:37:16 moment I'm doing all the writing, editing artwork and web design save for one article that John C. DeVore graciously allowed to be reposted." That was the one we read at the top of the show! Check it out. Visit the anti-computer dot org store, buy a shower curtain with Professor Ted's face... What? Buy a shower curtain with professor Ted's face wearing the They Live sunglasses just as he would have wanted! I have to check this out. Thank you for your courage Sir M Madson of the Mid Valley. Thank You sir on deck on the podium in moments as well The following people are $50 donors. I'm just gonna read the names and locations starting with Michael Romano in Sebastopol, David Perdue in Snow Hill North Carolina, Alexa Delgado in Aptos California, Bart Biekwalder in Wegel Netherlands, Noord Brabant, Daniel Kelly in Falls Church Virginia, Bracksaw Brands LLC in Portland Oregon
2:38:20 Donald Locke in Pottsville, Pennsylvania. Daniel Laboe in Bath, Michigan—that's a sir and Sir Patrick Maycombe in New York City. Tatiana Prince in Hollywood Florida. Robert Case in Mill Spring North Carolina. Christy Jones in Demorest Georgia or Demarest. Robert Hannah in Poway California Matt Ealing worth in Montclair, New Jersey John Lawrence and helots Texas Kate Haskell and San Rafael California Sam Yes the long story Sam Williams in Battle Creek yes
2:39:08 Battle Creek, Michigan. He's looking for work. He's newly divorced and looking for work Yeah No Sam Julian Robbins and aptos Cal another aptos California to meet up there Alan being sir Baron Allen being in Beaverton Oregon Michael Statham Parts unknown answer hold my beer is still there in Austin Texas want to thank these people for all these people from making everything work here on the no agenda show 15 20 1532. Yeah, 1532 and I want to say hi to Sir Julian he drove out from Bastrop to have lunch with me on was it Tuesday here in Fredericksburg you remember him from the Bastrop meetup that he and his Dame put in a huge donation at the time and he said
2:40:00 I really love the donation segments. Do people understand how much content there really is in those donation segments? I said, no, I don't know! They do seem to come back after the segment, but yeah there is a drop off about 7%. I agree. I think some of our best work is in these segments Thank you so much. I want to thank Deborah for the card it's nice. Thank you. Thank you to all of our execs associate execs they have the forever titles Of course, thank you everyone all the way up to $50 under that we do not mention for reasons of anonymity We try and keep it that way But we do appreciate everyone who was on those sustaining donations. You can find out more about them at our website devorak.org and let's give a little service goat karma for those who need it. And thank all of you for supporting the No Agenda Show episode 1532. Our formula is this, we go out, we hit people in the mouth.