Episode 1341 · Sunday, 25 April 2021

Bunny Hugging

Global leaders navigate a collapsing Indian healthcare system and a permanent booster shot future while domestic vaccine demand hits a terminal tipping point.

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About this episode

Prime Minister Narendra Modi faces intense scrutiny as India’s healthcare system buckles under a massive COVID-19 surge, leading to critical oxygen shortages in Mumbai and Delhi. While international manufacturers plead with the Biden administration to lift export bans on raw materials, high-income nations continue to block patent waivers that would allow for localized vaccine production. The crisis has sparked a wave of political tension as visual media coverage of crematoriums clashes with official government narratives during a high-stakes election cycle.

In the United States, the CDC and FDA face a credibility gap following the temporary pause of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine, which has triggered a sharp decline in overall demand. Major League Baseball stadiums are experimenting with vaccinated-only seating sections that still require masks, while Detroit and Kansas officials report mass vaccination sites sitting nearly empty. Meanwhile, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has secured a multi-year deal with Pfizer for upgraded booster shots through 2024, signaling a permanent shift toward a recurring injection model. Social media platforms like Facebook and TikTok are under fire for censoring reports of adverse reactions while simultaneously hosting undisclosed paid promotions from government-funded influencers.

Boris Johnson introduces the phrase bunny hugging to describe green policies at a global climate summit where President Biden remained masked during a virtual Zoom call. NASCAR legend Dale Jarrett attempts to revive interest in the rollout through new televised advertisements as the International Olympic Committee officially bans political gestures like taking the knee. The episode concludes with a rain stick ritual intended to break the California drought and a look at the sinking foundations of Washington DC.


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CHAPTER 01 / 50 Discussion

Rain Stick Ritual for California Drought Relief

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 1341 from Austin, Texas, and Northern Silicon Valley. They perform a ritual using a handmade "Rain 6" stick from Utah to encourage rainfall in California. The hosts briefly mock global warming predictions and poor fire management in the state.

adam curry· john c dvorak· austin texas· rain stick· california· drought· global warming

00:00 Just get what you can, get what you can, get what you can. They're all the same Get what you can, get what you can. Adam Curry John C Devorah It's Sunday April 25th 2021 This is your award winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 1341! This is no agenda Very vaxable and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas. Capital of the drone star state! Good morning everybody I'm Adam Curry And for Northern Silicon Valley where it's not raining It supposed to be raining they say it would be raining Everyone thinks its gonna be raining but it is not raining Now how can they predict global warming?

00:36 It's Crackpot and Buzzkill! In the morning. If you'd like me to shake the stick for California, I'm happy to do it if you want some rain we can make it rain We got rain? We know how to do RAIN! You can make it RAIN Well we could use the rain because otherwise we're gonna have- it's gonna be bad enough with fires cuz they do such a poor job of fire management nowadays Hey was there an error- Oh they blame that on global warming too No we'll get to that then we'll get to the global warming stuff Wanna do a stick? Uh... Sure who are doing this stick for? California Alright hold up What do we need? Is it a one shake or two? I think it's a half-shake. One rotation period. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're new to the program these are official Rain 6. They come from Utah they are handmade they are real they work We are licensed professionals please do not try this at home Pointing towards California ready yeah three two one Good to the last drop nice

CHAPTER 02 / 50 Discussion

India COVID-19 Surge and Workplace Reports

A correction is made regarding a newsletter error that confused Italy with India's current COVID-19 outbreak. Reports from producers and colleagues in Chennai and Tuscany describe hospital bed shortages and the impact of the virus on outsourced programming teams. One report mentions the use of a "ready pack" treatment as an alternative to hospitalization.

india· covid-19· chennai· tuscany· outsourcing· ready pack· hospital beds

01:43 That should do it. Hey was there I think there was an error and It was a weird one because I saw it didn't register And then I checked with my sister, and then like oh my goodness Did we mistakenly put Italy in the newsletter instead of India? regarding The kovat outbreak no Are you sure I'm pretty sure I can go back and check but Pretty sure I pulled this down from Italy and then the India stuff showed up on the wires. It's possible that the original report was bad, maybe if I screwed it up. Let me see... But India is out of control! Yeah let me just see what it says here

02:26 Yeah, it says Italy in the newsletter. I knew was a mistake because I called Willow and like what the hell? What's going on over there? Yeah No Of course that didn't understand it. I guess you go back to see where I got the Italy reference from Anyway did call willow Who's in Tusk Tuscany and she said no. No, it's exactly the opposite word we're doing great here however She works for a company that has outsources India and she said lots of her colleagues have tested positive some are may or may not be sick but they are staying home their chief technology officer was briefly hospitalized but I have two other reports from regarding India. I have three clips about India none from Italy, but i will say this when I pulled down the Italy thing and then went to look for photos

03:19 It was loaded with photos from Italy. There's the picture that was in the news, it was Venice. And I looked for all that and could not find it! Well, I don't know. Anyway so this is from one of our producers and we'll get to those clips he's just short notes part of my job requires working closely with our India teams another producer this week One of the guys that work with us telling about how corona things are where he is That's in Chennai He says very similar curfews in place places worship schools closed nobody wants to go back to the office Everyone's getting a pet because they're staying at home. I mean this could be any more like us everyone's getting pets But this report, let's see.

04:01 Update on my experience working with Indian dudes named Ben. Our company outsources some of our programmers too, feel free to share on the show! I manage a team of programmers and QA analysts who work from India since the start of COVID-19. I was waiting for something bad to happen with the guys working overseas since everything is so close together over there and they take their religious festivals very seriously for some reason none of the guys in my team got COVID throughout any of 2019 2020 They would tell me how they were stuck in their homes and had curfews we're only allowed to go out on certain days to get groceries at the worst of the pandemic In the past three months, I've watched five of our team members go down with COVID. They would be out for at least two to three weeks and some just never came back One of the guys who got quote COVID miraculously ended up with a new job after getting better

04:44 My point is simply that things seemed totally fine for a while, but the last few months the virus was ripping through India. One of the guys said he was feeling sick and got tested in the meantime He called the hospital spoke to management who told him if he had to be admitted they would have no beds for him or his family The funny thing is this guy had a doctor living at his house who gave him some medicine and said He said it felt much better. He said it was the ready pack, that's the two-cent ready pack that we've been talking about. Two bucks! So what do we think? I mean the way I see this is very possible that this is a strain and people are testing positive to me though just looking at the pictures looking at the story looking at the videos of people you know wailing away

CHAPTER 03 / 50 Discussion

Vaccine Hesitancy and Johnson & Johnson Pause

The hosts analyze the decline in vaccination rates following the temporary market removal of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine. They argue that government messaging claiming all vaccines are the same caused the public to lose confidence in Pfizer and Moderna as well. A news gaffe where a reporter said "euthanized" instead of "immunized" is highlighted as a symbolic error.

johnson & johnson· pfizer· cdc· fda· vaccine hesitancy· detroit· scott gottlieb

05:27 I just feel so Manhattan to me, you know with the video. I feel very much the same and i want to mention something else before we go on to this is I'll forget So I did a little look at the TV shows in the morning even though Sunday there's mostly just the Face The Nation kind of thing 3x3 There was a very interesting report on the Stepanopoulos show with some guy came on wearing a Detroit Tigers hat. I don't know what that was all about, but he's... Well Detroit is trying to get everyone to vaccinate there's a lot of hesitancy there so yeah So it seems as if the current hesitancy which is broad-based and all across the country

06:14 And they're actually beginning to document it. And it turns out because of the dates and everything when I started, once they took the Johnson & Johnson vaccine off the market that's when it began. What I think is that if you would have been brainwashing the public at large by saying all the vaccines are the same just get what you can get where you can get where you can they're all the same get where you can get where you can And so when they pulled the Johnson & Johnson vaccine to this audience, it said oh my god! This one's no good. They must all be no good because of the connection between the three of us. Yes yes get what you can. Well did you hear do you hear the news report that I think really turned everybody off for the vaccines?

07:04 I mean this was unbelievable. When you do something like this on the news, you should be fired and you should have to sit in the Pfizer dungeon Now this is indirect sound so it takes a second to get accustomed to it Worrying health officials who call mass vaccinations The only path to return to normalcy Almost four months into the vaccination effort Providers are beginning to run out of people who want to be euthanized small gaffe from immunized to euthanized what can I say that was a good one okay well anyways so back to the real point which was this Johnson & Johnson poll

07:47 I think triggered a real response that they did not expect. I think Pfizer's got to be kicking themselves, this was just an icing on the cake let's get rid of those guys while we're at it and meanwhile it put the kibosh on the whole thing and now all the reports locally which is But you've always expected from the get-go, which is to show all these huge operations in a drive-in theaters and all these lines. And nobody's there. No one's there? No cars... Yeah. ...and they end up with—the nurse comes on and she says, uh, you know if you just want to come in maybe didn't like the idea of signing up or whatever, just come in! Don't worry we're here! We got vaccines, come in! There was

08:28 I mean, yes. I heard Scott Gottlieb the former FDA commissioner who is now on the board of Pfizer he was on CNBC several times since the last time we did this show and you could tell that he was like oh man no they'll bring it back and it's all good He was kind of shilling a little bit on the side of Johnson & Johnson just to get everyone's confidence back You think your right! They really screwed the pooch This report that was on the Stepanoffel show is doing everything but begging people to take it. And they had all the stats and how many people likelihood of getting hit by lightning as opposed to this blood clot, it was unbelievable! But it's too late you've screwed yourself I think actually have a 13 second clip of this about the reclassification of Johnson & Johnson...I think what is this? I listened to hours of discussion among the advisory panel to the CDC and

09:25 blown away by the depth of discussion, the seriousness of thought, the degree of expertise. These are some of the smartest people on the planet." Oh yeah so don't worry! When they say it's good to go it's good to go that they're the smartest people on the planet. Yeah thats why we work for the government. Smarter than Dr. Bill Yeah, baby. Do you want to hear the Detroit thing or do you want to go into India? Your India Eclipse? Well, I got my India Eclipse. Let's get those out of the way. Let's do those. Because this is... again, to me sure a variant yeah it's possible people getting sick

CHAPTER 04 / 50 Discussion

NPR Coverage of India Oxygen Shortage

NPR reports on the collapsing health system in India, focusing on critical oxygen shortages in Mumbai and Delhi. The hosts express skepticism regarding the reported death tolls and the suddenness of the crisis. Discussion includes a proposal by India to waive patent rights for COVID-19 vaccines, which high-income countries are currently blocking.

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10:03 This is an NPR report, so you're gonna have to live with it. Okay I'm ready for it And I assume that this is a part of the whatever the litany supposed to be and PR would have it Yeah If you know what? I mean, yes John was APR on point as usual I don't know what they were on. They're on something. Health experts have told us all along during the coronavirus pandemic that this is a global problem, that a surge in infections in one country often accompanied by the emergence of new variants of the virus represents a threat to public health everywhere everywhere. India today confirmed nearly 350,000 new daily coronavirus cases that's a world record since the start of the pandemic and India has broken that record three days in a row now the result is that India's health system is collapsing hospitals are overloaded and experiencing widespread shortages of life-saving equipment and medicines NPR's Lauren Freyer is in Mumbai one of the worst hit cities

11:04 and she's with us now. Lauren, thanks for joining us Thank you for having me Michelle What is the situation there today? Well the number one biggest need across all of India right now is oxygen Big hospital chains have been tweeting out these SOS messages I saw one a few minutes ago saying they have less than two hours supply left There was one hospital in Delhi where officials say an oxygen tanker arrived to resupply them six hours late And 25 people died last night because of that delay. These are hundreds, possibly thousands of patients dying like this every night and hospitals are trying to ration oxygen... Hold on a second! Hundreds possible thousands dying every night? No it was twenty five last night. Twenty five and then she just makes up some numbers. Gin tanker arrived to resupply them six hours late

11:57 And 25 people died last night because of that delay. These are hundreds, possibly thousands of patients dying like this every night and hospitals are trying to ration oxygen and these are patients that actually beat the odds and managed to get a hospital bed which is a huge feat right now in India and then they die with doctors at their bedsides, helpless. You can imagine how difficult this is for the medical staff as well and many of these deaths could have been prevented if India had better prepared for this you know we are more than a year into this pandemic I'm so skeptical i hate to say it but I am just skeptical of these reports sure! If people are sick... We've got a mutant that's our mutant warning sound

12:46 You know, yeah people get sick and some will die but gee man I don't know it just did why now catch on your part this mentioned that she says 25 died last night. Yeah, then just hundreds maybe thousands who knows hmm well day-to-day she kind of has a weasel a weasel way out of this that comment because she well you'll hear it coming up but this whole thing is India should have been better prepared. This thing should be over why prepare for what? Well there was an article that may be related Medical workers among themselves at quarantine say, okay we go. The US Canada and UK are amongst some of the high-income countries actively blocking a patent waiver proposal designed to boost the global production of the COVID 19 vaccines and this is organized by believe it or not mainly India

CHAPTER 05 / 50 Discussion

Prime Minister Modi and Indian Pandemic Politics

Prime Minister Narendra Modi faces public backlash for presiding over large political rallies during a surge in COVID-19 cases. The hosts question the narrative presented by Scientific American and other outlets, suggesting the crisis might be leveraged for political positioning against Modi. They compare the visual media coverage of Indian crematoriums to previous pandemic reporting patterns.

narendra modi· india· scientific american· pakistan· covid variants· crematoriums

13:40 So what the article says is that these A-hole rich Western countries who develop this vaccine don't want to waive the rights on the patents in order for them to be made cheaply in their countries. Do you think it's maybe possible, if we listen to the rest of these NPR clips, that perhaps this partially a ploy to get the IP rights waived so that they can jump in on the bonanza? Well, it's interesting because there is a twisted version of what you said that is coming up in either this or the next clip. So let us play part two. You know to that end Lauren, you know the reporting had been your reporting had been India seemed to be a success case with a number of new cases going down steadily. What happened? I mean why was India seemingly caught unprepared? Yeah and

14:35 And this just caught everyone by surprise. I mean, in late January early February cases were at record lows the government here declared an end game to the pandemic you know in hindsight we know it wasn't the end everybody went back to normal though they stopped social distancing there weren't so diligent about masks and and science. That's not true, just listen to what our producers just said that's not true! To say you know the virus had not gone in fact new variants were lurking and they've spread at this speed that we've just not seen anywhere else in the world and I want to say the numbers that we're reporting are staggering

15:11 numbers of cases and deaths, but they are almost certainly an undercount because there are shortages of test kits here. People are dying at home unable to get care. Crematoriums are working 24-7. And Prime Minister Narendra Modi is facing public anger now that he himself was irresponsible and slow to act. It was only days ago that he was presiding over huge political rallies with thousands of attendees. So what's the government doing now? Well, Modi canceled one of his rallies yesterday to chair an emergency meeting. He did another emergency meeting today. He announced he's lifting customs duties on oxygen imports. He's also widening the eligibility for vaccination starting May 1st But you know it's unclear how they will provide those doses because they've already run out Okay interesting Modi connection as a political aspect The thing that

16:01 that really set me off doubting this was an article from Scientific American titled India's Massive COVID Surge Puzzle Scientists. And you know what's in there? Lots of cases numbers, cases 854 thousand cases, death numbers not in the article! Was this just an online article? Well yeah let me just see the date on it. Yeah Scientific American This India thing just started recently. I'm surprised a magazine that's a monthly or normal publication cycle would have breaking news, but...

16:43 It seems like it was. When I see magazines that don't normally produce breaking news... Well, I don't know if it was breaking news and just an article. No, it's kind of breaking news this is a new thing we didn't talk about the India last show which is two days ago now they do have the Covax vaccine there and you know India has done 120 million doses oh I'm sorry Oh, that's interesting. Here in this article they say mostly the Indian produced version of the Oxford AstraZeneca vaccine but you know just when you put it all together when I'm just going to look at China for a moment maybe possibly

17:22 Modi's a problem for them, you know they're cozyed up to Pakistan so now we get this Modi element. We get the same kind of cases cases cases For all we know they just jacked-up the CT count on the cases I mean that's possible People are dying in the hospital every single day In India for sure You know, it's just when you're in there and you see the video and people have their masks down or off. And they're crying, they're wailing. And then oh let's show 10 bodies burning at a cemetery. I think yeah we are familiar with this bullshit. So let's go to part three because i think this may include a little bit about the vaccines. Provide those doses because they've already run out! This was a point of pride India is the world's biggest vaccine maker had been exporting vaccines

CHAPTER 06 / 50 Discussion

Vaccine Manufacturing and Logistics in India

India's vaccine manufacturers are reportedly pleading with the Biden administration to lift export bans on raw materials. The hosts question why a major manufacturer would lack basic supplies like test tubes. Additional reports describe strict regional lockdowns in Mumbai and the use of social media as a lifeline for citizens seeking medical help.

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18:08 And now it doesn't have enough for its own population. The biggest supplier here is pleading with the United States, with President Biden to lift an export ban on raw materials things like test tubes that they need to ramp up production and so far the U.S has not obliged hasn't done that Test tubes? That's where I had to stop the clip We make test tubes? I doubt it A But it's possible we do, but what does that got to do with the price of bread? What you need more test tubes for?" Seriously. It's like I'm sure China makes a million test tubes at the drop of a hat anytime you want them and i'm surprised India which I am sure has glass manufacturing can make damn test tubes but then the reason that I stopped there wasn't

18:54 It's actually double, there is a new reason which is one that the concept of this licensing problem that you mentioned earlier. Which may have something to do with the way this report kind of off the deep end here with test tubes bitching and dimension that India does make most of the vaccines almost most of the vaccines you get are made in India which is something to think about. This is very very sketchy and not explained well. And the way NPR handles these stories, they got the correspondent right there and then they have the woman who's asking her questions why doesn't a woman right now say what do they need all these more? What are any more test tubes for their how did they run out if they're if they're the number one manufacturer of vaccines isn't it a continuous process is not a batch process

19:46 It's got a big they have to be coming off the line. That's the way I am I wrong There's got to be a line of these little bottles flying out at the place and now it just stopped what happened What changed that's what I'd be asking yeah? I think we'll get the answers once we start to see you know world leaders speak and call for things well Once he wants to get rid of Modi this probably yeah, that sounds like a like part of the mission right there Yeah, he was a trumper. That's right! A trumper is a big problem Go to the next. Do you mind if I ask you, Lauren? What about you are you are you under lockdown in Mumbai and what about other gatherings? What about moving about the city? Yeah so Modi has ruled out a national lockdown countrywide because it's just so painful for India's poor last spring. India's economy shrank 24 percent under lockdown we actually had cases of poor migrant workers literally starving to death on the roads

20:48 So lockdowns are regional and I am in under lockdown now in Mumbai. It's very strict police patrol the streets, you can't go out for a walk and social media has turned into a lifeline for people. People are trying to arrange hospital beds for one another they're trading phone numbers for doctors. I mean I spoke a couple hours ago with a friend of mine who has COVID and is at home, and has been calling dozens of doctors. Dozens! Like imagine being sick and no one answers when you call 911? And that is the situation thousands and thousands of Indians are going through right now alone. Yeah but that's because India... Come on! Imagine! You can't call 9-1-1! Well that's the Indian response. It's positioning. Definitely sounds like positioning. There's something up

CHAPTER 07 / 50 Discussion

Canada Pfizer Booster Deal and Upgrades

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announces a multi-year agreement with Pfizer to secure millions of booster doses through 2024. The hosts discuss the transition to a model of recurring vaccinations, noting that these boosters are marketed as "upgraded" versions of the original vaccine to handle new variants.

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21:43 Hmm. Well, let's look at it from the Pfizer marketing perspective and get a little update on what they're doing because they're not sitting still In fact they have put together quite a nice deal with the country of Candinavia now as you know they already have a Petri dish out of Israel And pretty much everyone is vaccinated there or you get the freedom bracelet of shame But this is what's going down in Canada. While more and more Canadians are getting vaccinated right now, it's also important to plan ahead for the future

22:21 We've reached an agreement with Pfizer for 35 million booster doses for next year and 30 million in the year after. This deal includes options to add 30 million doses in both 2022 and 2023, and option for 60 million doses in 2024. Pfizer has been a solid partner for Canada in this fight against COVID-19 Hey, it's a good deal man. He's got options for 2024 Candidavia in 2024 Pfizer has been a solid partner for Canada in this fight against kovat 19 And we're happy to be one of the first countries to secure an agreement with them going forward These boosters were not that dumb

23:05 be the latest version of the Pfizer vaccine. Oh yeah, this is new information here about these boosters. The boosters are different! These boosters will be the latest version of the Pfizer vaccine based on research and testing... It's an upgrade! And they will help us keep the virus under control So you remember we were joking? About hey you got your two shots and now you have to have something Shot into you every year every six months. Otherwise, you'll deteriorate So when they say oh these fall apart this is the new this is the new vaccine then the new booster Mm-hmm This is to keep them alive for a thing Well, it's possible so we keep them alive booster drop dead if you don't get this we

CHAPTER 08 / 50 Discussion

TikTok Vaccine Influencers and FTC Violations

A TikTok influencer's video about renting a car specifically to visit a drive-thru vaccination site is criticized as a paid promotion. The hosts suggest these videos are part of a $3 billion federal campaign to promote vaccination. They note a lack of FTC disclosure in these social media posts.

tiktok· influencers· ftc· jen psaki· vaccine promotion· car rentals

23:53 We know that we heard one of the TikTok influencers mention that she had received several offers for thousands of dollars to do TikTok videos regarding, you get a little more if you show the jab going into your arm. But it seems like a pretty good program that most influencers would hop on and since you just mentioned the mass vaccination sites that you drive up with your car which no one is going to it only makes sense this influencer May that her arena. Guys, guys I literally just rented a car for the day so that I can get my first vaccine shot. First vaccine shot! I was eligible starting Monday. There's one appointment but it's at a drive-thru area only and I don't have a car but i was willing to rent a car so that you could stick a needle in my arm to get this vaccine. So excited, I'm so excited

24:50 This woman should be shot immediately. She followed the talking points perfect so I can get that in my arm she did everything beautifully very well done. You know, I would assume it could be wrong You could in one of those big vaccination lots you could walk up to the block up to the people there There's nobody there. No, you have to rent a car and the car you have to rent a car You gotta rent a car if your doing take talk the card is she's full of shit this girl She's getting paid to do it That's why it's horrible and she's not disclosing it which is an FTA FTC FTC violation but okay now we remember the

25:35 We remember the spokeshole for the White House. Where's the FTC by the way? Because this has been going on, on TikTok incessantly for at least a month or what month what am I saying and why don't you call Jim Jordan i'm sure he'll talk about it in Congress for hours. Jen Psaki. Glenn Greenwald of Congress right well that's a bad one Jen Psaki lifted a bit of the veil of the $3 billion that the federal government is making available to promote vaccination for those who have high vaxability. Here's a reminder of what she said.

CHAPTER 09 / 50 Discussion

NASCAR Vaccine Promotion with Dale Jarrett

NASCAR legend Dale Jarrett appears in an NBC-sponsored advertisement encouraging fans to get vaccinated to return to full-capacity grandstands. The hosts mock the script and the choice of a retired driver to reach the current NASCAR demographic. They argue the campaign feels desperate as mass vaccination sites sit empty.

nascar· dale jarrett· nbc· daytona 500· vaccine ads

26:37 Okay, so let's go check out NASCAR. You'll recall that NBC got a lot of this money. NBC has a big celebrity star-studded gala either coming or we missed it I don't know So what else would you expect for them to continue with their spend? Their ad buy they bought off NASCAR alum superstar Dale Jarrett They put him on the track next to a NASCAR with a big NBC logo on it. Race tracks like this are very special place, especially for competitor all too much though for the last year we've seen these stands be empty at these races We've got to get back to something that's a lot more of our normal situation where we have thousands upon thousands watching these races from the grandstands there with your friends with your family enjoying this time how do we go about

27:32 getting back to that situation, getting the vaccine. I've done my part. I did the research. I talked with my family. It was some very tough conversations that I had with my family but i had it done. I know this is the way to get back to a much more normal life enjoying it where we can have fans in these stands once again enjoying what these drivers do as they perform a show and try to win the race. Sure, you can't hear it as a driver when you're inside of there. But when you make that pass for the lead and you're trying to win the race You know what's going on in that grandstand And there is not better feeling at the end of long day To get out as winner and have those fans cheering

28:12 He's going to make it! Dale Jarrett is going to win the Daytona 500. I won the Daytona 500 with my family and friends there, there wasn't a better feeling in my life Super job there Dale, I tell you i'm really proud of you You did just exactly what you had to do like I told you right? That's right exactly like he told me all along dad So do your part It's safe, its effective and it's easy to get Do the work Whoever wrote that made a mistake they had a mistake in their script I think and of course he's got this, I think it's a very thick North Carolina accent but he says that the greatest when he won the Daytona 500 is the greatest feeling in my life until i got this shot. Yes that would have... Why don't these people ever hire professionals?

28:59 Beyond me. Yes, why don't they hire pros like us? The message has been going out is oh I feel so great because I got this shot or yes Got the shots. So I feel like a million dollars They just got to nothing made me feel better than getting the shot There was a wide open it was like that side It was you know a 10-lane highway wide open for that line and now they dropped it Yeah I know, by the way is this the best they can do? Dale Jerry hasn't raced for 25 years. Who else was going to take that money and go against pretty much every NASCAR fan there is whether they get the vaccine or not NASCAR fans don't like that They're gonna take that shit next to an NBC car please. I'm sure they have the rights of the race but come on

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Vaccinated Seating Sections and Mask Mandates

Major League Baseball stadiums, including Dodger Stadium and Oracle Park, introduce special seating sections for vaccinated fans. Despite proof of vaccination, fans in these sections are still required to wear masks. The hosts and medical experts from UCSF discuss the perceived risks and the psychological impact of these mandates.

dodger stadium· oracle park· ucsf· masks· vaccinated sections· baseball

29:50 And it doesn't really matter people, because you know when you're in the seats. You know you're going to be muzzled! And now there's a clear divide over who is and isn't vaccinated at Dodger Stadium this weekend fans with proof can sit in a fully vaccinated section but they have to wear a mask on game day. And it's not just the East Coast West Coast... What? I had somebody argue as me well I think you should have One of these passports to get on an airplane because I don't want unvaccinated people sitting in the airplane with me And and the response to that is if that vaccine is so great. What do you give a shit who sits next to you? You're vaccinated Why do you care

30:38 Unbelievable. No one has an answer for that! Well, they certainly don't have an answer at Oracle Park either. Oracle Park is starting to welcome back even more fans and there's a special perk for those who are fully vaccinated their own seating section Dr Peter Chin Hung is the professor of medicine and infectious disease at UCSF he says even though all the people in this section will be vaccinated there still a risk People may feel a little bit more invincible, which is not the case. The more you bring together even though they are vaccinated says it's not the same as being in a small group of that and I think we also have I think we also have Los Angeles and now there's a clear divide over who isn't isn't vaccinate at Dodger. Sorry just did that one. It's just everywhere everywhere You're going to be in a special section with your mask

31:34 Yeah, with the mask. Which is ludicrous! It is ludicrous! Take pictures! You're all vaccinated but you're still... and you feel invincible- wait let's get this read together. You're vaccinated? Even in high school you were 14 days out? You're vaccinated for 14 days out? You feel invincible? You can beat the world? Wear a mask. Mask up. It doesn't make any sense Well, the bigger problem of course is the vaccine hesitancy as we now see supply outstripping demand. NBC Nightly News spent some time on it... As more attention now turns to vaccinating children, our Stephanie Goss tells us about something called parent hesitancy Oh no!

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Pediatric Vaccine Hesitancy and Clinical Trials

NBC News reports on "parent hesitancy" as pharmaceutical companies lobby the FDA to lower the age for vaccine eligibility. The segment features parents who are vaccinated themselves but hesitant to enroll their children in trials or administer the shot to minors. The hosts highlight the lack of long-term data for the pediatric population.

nbc news· pediatric vaccine· fda· emergency use authorization· parents

32:20 Or how about parent protection? No, no. Hesitancy! Thanks NBC It is likely a matter of time before children are eligible for the COVID vaccine How will their parents be ready to vaccinate them Would you consider yourself an anti-vaxxer? No Absolutely not. Like I said, my children have been vaccinated against other diseases but Ashley Poindexter-Tarmy says her girls won't be getting the COVID vaccine...not yet! I don't feel safe enough if this had been on the market for 10 to 15 years and i had more data then i would feel more comfortable A recent study showed more than 25% of parents do not intend to vaccinate their kids. It is not an emergency in the pediatric population among them registered nurse Jessica Brandes who is herself vaccinated against COVID I have got a one year old and two-and-a-half year olds, and I am very pro vaccine but I'm not pro the COVID 19 vaccine You know what's missing from this report?

33:17 Nowhere, I think do they mention that the emergency use authorization was for 18 years and older. And Pfizer and Moderna and Johnson & Johnson are all lobbying the FDA to lower that age. I think they should at least disclaim that and say there hasn't necessarily been additional testing or additional study. These were big trials right? 30 days 60 days 90 days And I don't think they've done that with children. At least, I haven't seen the reports but they're asking for this exception to go even lower in age. You gotta move this product. Vaccine for my own children Because children are much less at risk from COVID As of right now, the science shows that kids are not spreading it or carrying it But herd immunity may depend on their vaccinations Children do transmit so return to normalcy especially for children would require

34:13 that we vaccinate children as well. An argument that doesn't throw in some douchebag resonate with Ashley who got the Johnson and Johnson vaccine What was your reaction to the news that Johnson & Johnson was put on hold? I felt like i was right back at the beginning of the pandemic There it is Sorry. Scared you? Yeah, a lot! She has concerns about the pace of vaccine development. They should find comfort in the fact that vaccine development is proceeding cautiously and systematically, and the evaluation of these vaccines in children is very systematic. Ashley is following the vaccine trials in children closely. I'm an adult, I can make my own choices about how I feel...I can put myself in harm's way with your children you're more protective For now she says she will need more convincing Stephanie Goss NBC News There ya go so trials... Hey Stephanie I'm gonna message out to Stephanie Goss

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Tipping Point in US Vaccine Demand

The US reaches a tipping point where vaccine supply exceeds demand, leading to empty sites and the refusal of new shipments in dozens of Kansas counties. The Biden administration introduces tax credits for businesses that provide paid time off for vaccinations. Media outlets attribute the slowdown to "red state" resistance.

herd immunity· kansas· biden administration· tax credits· red states

35:14 Try to make these reports a little longer. Anyway, we know what the real problem is it's obvious come on! It comes as the fight against the coronavirus may have reached a crossroads long waits for shots are now giving way to empty vaccination sites as vaccine supplies expected to soon outpace demand Some mass vaccination sites are now allowing walk-ins and drive ups for anyone. We're about at the point where any American who wants to get a vaccine will lasso them can get a vaccine, and that's what you need to get to that 80% threshold for when life can resume back to normal. This is an interview... Now you just heard from kind of like an Asian doctor

35:58 He said, well no you need the vaccine to get to herd immunity. I just believe that's not true and this guy is also saying 80% we got... he kind of saying you need to vaccinate 80 percent of the population but isn't it herd immunity is when eighty percent has antibodies? It doesn't have to be from vaccinations correct Yeah, yeah. Actually you're right in fact there's an interesting report I think I clipped it to which i think is worth playing. Meanwhile let me look up the herd because you know they changed the herd immunity definition we know or at least dictionary.com did let's see herd immunity never click the first one curry that's the ad

36:47 Here, Miriam Webster. I'm sure they're woke. Reduction in the risk of infection with a specific communicable disease that occurs when a significant proportion of the population has become immune to infection as because of previous exposure or vaccination." There you go! But this guy says, We're about at the point where any American who wants to get a vaccine can get a vaccine. And that's what you need to get to that 80% threshold for when life can resume back to normal. More than 135 million Americans 40% of the population have received at least one shot but vaccinations are lagging in the deep south and parts of the Midwest nationwide an 11% week over week drop

37:31 Some areas are refusing vaccine shipments. More than 60 of the 105 counties in Kansas turned them down this week because they would go unused. If you look at the lowest vaccination rates in the country right now, there are overwhelmingly red states. And I believe a lot of that is due to vaccine hesitancy and refusal among us all. The polls say conservative or Republican groups... Yeah of course! Of course if Republicans are going to kill the country kill ya! They're a bunch of murderers. Yeah, uh good morning America or America this morning they even had a map And now another potential problem in the race to vaccinate thousands of appointments going unfilled The US now averaging fewer than 3 million doses per day the lowest number in weeks The areas of darker blue on this map show where Americans are resisting the vaccine the most Which was interesting because why would you do blue instead of red? I thought that was

CHAPTER 13 / 50 Discussion

Sanjay Gupta on Boosters and Natural Immunity

Dr. Sanjay Gupta discusses the longevity of vaccine protection and the potential need for boosters. He references 2003 SARS data showing natural immunity lasting 17 years. The hosts question the necessity of boosters for variants if the vaccine targets the fundamental spike protein mechanism of all coronaviruses.

sanjay gupta· cnn· sars· antibodies· spike proteins· boosters

38:32 An odd choice. Someone made a mistake. Details, details, details... I have a clip i want you to play this is Jose Gupta the guy on CNN and the doctor. Isn't it Jose? No it's not Jose now you've confused me what the hell is Sanjay Gupta. So Jose comes on and he gets the solution. From now on, he will forever be Jose Gupta. That's for sure! We'll now discuss the booster shot that we talked about a little while ago. Recently there was a news article that basically talked about the study that showed there is great protection from the Moderna and Pfizer vaccines at six months. There's still 90% protection basically as what the study showed

39:20 I think some people took that to mean that was your protection, that's how long the vaccine lasts. No what that really meant was we have data now up to six months and at that point we can sort of say here is how much protection you still have which was significant it could be a year or 6 months from now, a year from total you could still have significant protection and frankly that is the likelihood but we just don't know yet The way they know how long something last in this case is with the passage of time. So as more days go on and we collect more data, we're going to have a better idea. Some good news potentially though... We went back and looked at some of the SARS data from the coronavirus from 2003 and they found that even 17 years later there was significant protection

40:09 if people had been naturally infected. So, people who got infected in 2003 even in 2020 they still had evidence of significant protection so potentially good news there you know again we'll see how long these vaccines last we'll see the impact to the variants on all this because that there's a variant that occurs that is makes the virus so different that your current antibodies aren't as protective and that could accelerate the need for a booster or third shot But we're not at that point yet. But that's obviously where a lot of people are focusing their attention. No, not your buddy up there in Canada. He's all in on the idea. Now I want to mention something that is again not discussed. The coronavirus is marked by these spike proteins

40:58 The mRNA vaccine is designed to create, have your own body create these spike proteins which seems sketchy but okay that's the way it's supposed to work. Create the spike proteins and then you develop antibodies against the spike proteins what kind of variant does a COVID or a coronavirus have to get to so the spike proteins don't exist because the whole method of a coronavirus, the whole mechanism of a coronavirus no matter how it's varied whether it's got you know an AIDS link in there or whatever. Whatever it is It still gonna have to spike proteins just like the common cold if this vaccine works at all it should knock all them out No matter what the variants shouldn't make a difference at all but nobody even mentions this Are you doctor now?

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FactCheck.org Funding and Conflicts of Interest

The hosts examine the funding of FactCheck.org’s "Sci-Check" division, noting a $50,000 donation and Johnson & Johnson stock from the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation. They highlight that the foundation's CEO is a former CDC director, raising concerns about conflicts of interest in social media fact-checking.

factcheck.org· robert wood johnson foundation· johnson & johnson· cdc· conflict of interest

41:45 You a doctor? Yeah, exactly. Right... right?! Well, if we were on any type of platform that was run by Silicon Valley this would be over. The show would be over and we'd be done with it because it would be fact-checked out of existence and it turns out that factcheck.org which is used in a conjunction of the Fact Check Network It's part of that which is what Facebook uses Twitter uses I think Twitter uses them as well Richard E. Besser, who is the CEO of the Robert Johnson Wood Foundation and they happily donated about $50,000 and interestingly enough some nice Johnson & Johnson stock

42:42 And he was the former director of CDC, and that's now funding factcheck.org's Sci-Check COVID-19 vaccination Fact Check division So we've got the pharmaceutical people I have no real problem with a former CDC director being involved in that but taking money? Taking money from pharmaceutical donors Isn't that a... what do you call it? A conflict of interest Well, here's the way I'd... if i'm on that side of the fence. I'd say it's not a conflict of interest at all! We're trying to provide the public with good information and we would be the ones who would know Yes And how is that a conflict of interest? You're getting paid you're getting paid so maybe they don't want you to say something bad about them Oh, don't be silly Okay, I know I'm-I'm a conspiracy theorist QAnon

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Adverse Reactions and Social Media Censorship

Facebook reportedly deleted a large group dedicated to sharing stories of vaccine side effects. Comedian Jimmy Dore’s tweet about lingering flu-like symptoms after his second Moderna shot is discussed, along with a reply from a congressional candidate who developed Bell's palsy following vaccination.

facebook· jimmy dore· bell's palsy· moderna· adverse reactions

43:34 Yeah, can I tell you there's no way that's ever going to happen. Let's go back to ABC this morning turning to the pandemic demand for the COVID vaccine is dropping across the country a new study claims The US is now reaching a tipping point supply will exceed demand doctors say it could make achieving herd immunity more difficult The Biden administration is now offering tax credits to companies so that they can give their employees pay time off To get the vaccine We're getting to the harder stages of vaccination here. For the most part, people who are very excited about getting the vaccine have gotten it and so we've got left are people who either have a little bit of hesitancy or who are willing to get the vaccine but have logistical barriers to doing so. Interventions like the one that Biden administration put into place can be helpful because there are a lot of people who want to get the vaccine can't take a day off work for the vaccine itself or for the possible side effects

44:26 I mean they're gonna have to do something about the messaging because it's leaking out. Although Facebook did just delete a 120,000 member group where people were posting stories of adverse reactions to the vaccines but no that had to go Jimmy Dore Tweeted this poor Jimmy poor Jimmy. I had my second Moderna shot last Saturday I am still experiencing flu-like symptoms body aches mild headaches and waves of exhaustion that come out of nowhere Should I be concerned that this is lasting for a week? You should see the replies to that tweet are hilarious. It's probably equal people are saying, I just have to read some of these because it's too funny you got people telling me like totally freaking out here...I don't think you need to be concerned but i do think you should be thankful you never caught the virus because your immune system may not have been up to the task

45:22 By the way, that's a genius response. That's like a big farmer response. Think about that! That's great response. Let's see who it is... Oh well that's Steve Cox independent candidate for Congress California District 39 Hey Jimmy after my second Moderna shot I had the same thing plus low SpO2 levels Shortness of breath and fatigue yesterday exactly three weeks to the day of my second shot I've now been diagnosed with Bell's palsy, and I'm on the cocktail So that's good. Yeah. Oh yeah people just posting that what's going on with them This this outrageous is out of control in fact at Facebook would take these these some people aren't being dishonest Nobody's gonna say have Bell's palsy out of the blue if they don't have it no No Gosh man

46:15 By the way, for people out there who want to know Bell's palsy which is a frightening thing to get you will usually wake up with it. It's something, a nerve goes out or something happens on one side of your face and the whole site is just numb and can't move. And so you're... Unless you can correct this problem quick which Glenn Greenwald did by the way because he had horrible case of gout palsy. Yeah it can stick. It will stick, it can stick. So what you have is one side of your face that just sags like about half inch. You could see people who've had it in their one side of their faces sagging And they don't, and there's no real cure. They don't exercise the face. What do you do to fix that? Like they put electrical stimulation that keep the muscles going. There's all kinds of things but it's no real cure. It just... You have to be I dunno how... Hey Adam and John my sister's friend works as a MRI technician earlier this year MRI technicians were seeing what looked like a lot of positive breast cancer results

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False Positives and Psychotic Episode Claims

A producer report suggests that MRI technicians are seeing false-positive breast cancer results in recently vaccinated women due to inflamed lymph nodes. Another anecdote describes elderly patients experiencing psychotic episodes post-vaccination. A local news story about a 70-year-old man shooting up his own house is tentatively linked to these claims.

mri· breast cancer· psychosis· bay area· elderly· side effects

47:18 So, painful biopsies were ordered and they kept coming back negative. After a while they realized that people who had the vaccine were getting false positives from the MRI technicians. Essentially, the vaccine made it look like they had breast cancer. My understanding is that the MRI technicians now know what to look for so they don't order so many unnecessary painful breast cancer biopsies." Ouch! Oh yeah... this is the worst And this one, oh this is another good response. If you're thinking of from a friend of mine so take that for what it's worth from this producer if you're thinking of taking the Pfizer vaccine I have close information close secondhand information from someone who has seen two people go into psychotic episodes three days after the second dose both patients are elderly neither had a history with psychosis This is third-hand info for me So take it for its worth only passing it on

48:12 I think everyone who takes the vaccine has some form of psychosis for sure. Whether you think you're invincible or whether your think you're crazy, either way there's some psychosis there. There was a news story last night in the Bay Area and it may be similar to what you just discussed. Some guy older guy and they don't talk about the vaccine but this He was just in his house by himself as he had a wife and kids, but he's older. He's like in the 70s I think and he shot up the house. He started shooting every gunny had in the house and all over every round of ammunition it was there for an hour that cops couldn't get in there just kept shooting at them at the wall

48:56 They're going outside and nobody else got hurt or anything, but the house is just shot to shit And the guy claims they'd locked him up in a nut house. The guy claims he saw us a Smiley face that was on the wall coming it was threatening him Wow And so he just emptied every load he had. You have pictures of this place, it's just a wreck! Wrecked this guy's house. So maybe I mean it sounds like some... Sounds like it's right in that same league. So was two weeks ago that Governor Whitmer Was crying that we need more vaccines and the government wouldn't give her more vaccines No, no We're not gonna play favorites with states even though you're a Democrat We're not gonna do that just lock everybody down again Two weeks later the vaccine now easier to get than ever

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Detroit Vaccine Outreach and Empty Sites

Despite Governor Gretchen Whitmer's previous pleas for more supply, vaccination sites in Detroit like the TCF Center are now seeing almost no foot traffic. The city is shifting toward "vaccine squads" to bring doses directly into neighborhoods as demand craters.

detroit· tcf center· gretchen whitmer· mobile vaccine units· health department

49:48 ever before. No appointments needed at many locations in Detroit, but take a look. Unfortunately people are not showing up. It is a huge concern for the health department. vaccine not only for themselves but for their family and for their community. Today during our time at TCF one person just one came in to get vaccinated they encouraged me to come down so I'm coming down to take it. Eric says he's here for a simple reason, not only to protect himself

50:25 but his loved ones. To protect myself and to protect others, people that hang around my family starting today between nine and five these are the different locations you can go to in the city of Detroit to get your vaccine no appointment needed The mayor's team will be taking a close look at these numbers during the next few weeks And as you can see they are already thinking ahead There is the possibility that there could be more work to bring the vaccine directly to people within their own neighborhoods. We will see you updated. Vaccine squad here! Open up! That's the way to go. Hello, did you get your vaccine? Yeah... One of our producers came into JFK from Schiphol in Amsterdam

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New York Traveler Health Forms and Funeral Home Clinics

A traveler arriving at JFK from Amsterdam reports new questions on New York State health forms regarding vaccination status and COVID-19 history. In Chicago, a funeral home begins hosting vaccination clinics. Meanwhile, the CDC considers relaxing outdoor mask guidance for vaccinated individuals.

jfk airport· schiphol· cdc· chicago· funeral homes· masks

51:19 Yesterday I flew from Schiphol to JFK after border control and collecting my luggage. An employee of New York State handed me a New York State traveler health form, she said that i needed to fill it out and give it back to them. I have flown several transatlantic trips during the pandemic am familiar with that form and the procedure however yesterday I noticed two new questions The first asks about travelers vaccination status As in, and I'm looking at the form here. When were you vaccinated? Two shots from Moderna Pfizer one shot from Johnson & Johnson what's the date and the second asked details of a COVID-19 diagnosis these questions made me so angry that i told the New York State employee I refuse to answer these questions my medical record is private and none of your business! And I received zero pushback about that

52:08 Yeah, that's what you need to do. I have a copy of that form it was actually used around the country because as we'll hear shortly Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch kindly sent me a copy and will post in the next newsletter and maybe posted on the No Agenda Mastodon social network. It is two-sider and does have a lot questions about COVID Let me just, this is a short clip. I'm not quite sure what this was about. But many people are still eager to get the shot even in the most unlikely places in Chicago at this funeral home giving out doses. People are not hesitant about it. It's like where can I get it? You don't have to go very far. Just come on once you come straight here

52:54 Also, how can you do that? Aren't the funeral homes overwhelmed with dead bodies and there's trucks outside and makeshift morgues and everything. Ah good point! No no just come on down everybody to Fred's funeral home. And by the way, according to CDC you don't need no mask no more! Also tonight the CDC director says her agency is looking into changing its guidance on masks especially outdoors and among people who have been vaccinated as more scientists say the risk of transmitting the virus outside is minimal No! No! You're kidding me I like the idea that their funeral home was a one-stop shop It should say COVIDVax One Stop Shop

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Canadian Quarantine Hotels and Red Cross Detention

A Red Cross worker at a Canadian quarantine hotel describes "arbitrary detention" of travelers, including those who test negative. Reports indicate poor food quality and a lack of communication with public health officers. The worker notes a high volume of travelers arriving from India into Toronto and Winnipeg.

canada· red cross· quarantine hotels· toronto· winnipeg· human rights

53:34 And you can fill out a will on the way in. Yep, there you go. That's how we'd run that show. You definitely fill out the will first. Curry and Dvorak COVID funeral services... hmmm. Needs some work! So Canada is really quite startling and actually we had dinner with the former New York banker and his wife last night. They were surprised, you know their kid's actually in Spain one of them and it seems pretty lax down in the south of Spain but he said you have no idea what's going on in the rest of Europe people are still curfews locked down like bugs I said have you even looked at Canada? And I don't think they really pay too much attention to it. It is out of control

54:20 email here from one of our producers who's working with the Red Cross on he's under at the phone bank for the Canadian quarantine hotels. He says, people are not being told that if they cannot afford to book a three-day stay at a hotel when entering the country they will be sent to a quote quarantine facility which is just another hotel but instead it's assisted by The Red Cross. Here they will wait for three days for their test results and another 3 days sometimes more to receive a call from the quarantine officer who works for public health this is as if they have tested negative! Negative you hear me? Negative six days lockdown negative

55:01 They do not have a direct line to reach this person and neither do we. The food they are getting comes from a catering company, We do not know what is being served! I get many complaints today that people have received a cold meal or no meal at all up until the other day there weren't even any Red Cross staff in one of the hotels for us to communicate with only public health This is not a humanitarian effort by the Red Cross. This is an arbitrary detention! The Red Cross has been hired by the government to soften any blowback they may receive from understandable angry people whose freedom of movement is being infringed I will be handing in my two weeks notice very shortly as things are only getting worse, and I cannot sit idly-by while this goes on While money was nice no amount of money is worth being part of this insanity Side note – the vast majority of people coming back to Canada at the moment are from India

CHAPTER 20 / 50 Discussion

Oregon Hospital Capacity and Church Confrontations

An Oregon hospital report shows ICU capacity at 99%, which the hosts claim is standard target capacity rather than a crisis. In Calgary, a preacher again confronts police and health officials attempting to enter his church during a service, labeling them "Gestapo" and "Nazis."

oregon· icu capacity· calgary· gestapo· religious freedom· lockdowns

55:48 Why? I do not know, but they are flooding into Toronto and Winnipeg. Well i think we now know it's to infect you! That's why so we can point to them say Modi let him go! We have our weekly Oregon hospital rona report from the 450 bed regional hospital By the way, they've stopped reporting staff infection numbers so that's a positive. This hospital is in high-risk Rona zone because of all the supposed Rona cases writes our Stooge. Oregon has four risk levels low medium high and extreme we only recently came down from extreme it will be a long time before we come down again look at our surge

56:27 Also note the masks were not required at the hospital during early Rona thanks to shortages. I've added up, did a whole graph here so here's the latest stats ICU 99% full which is target capacity Hospital overall 93 percent which is a little below target capacity for regular hospital business And he says, note the above numbers reflect our real capacity. None of our overflow or surge areas are even open currently total number COVID-19 admitted 1347 total discharged and recovered 1180 total number of COVID deaths 127. What was the first number?

57:06 total number of COVID-19 cases admitted 1347 and 1180 discharged and recovered. All right, well it sounds reasonable. It sounds very reasonable! It sounds like the flu I hate to say it...I hate to sound like a Republican Oh no there's no flu cases anymore Well there's that so let's just stick on Calgary for Canada for a second do you remember the Easter service being held in the church And the cops came by to basically shut him down. And the preacher just yelled at them, called them Nazis and told them to go shove it. So they came back!

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COVID-19 Production Bonanza in Entertainment

A producer details the high costs of COVID-19 compliance on a $3 million commercial shoot in Las Vegas. Approximately 10% of the budget ($300,000) was spent on testing, coordinators, and PPE kits. The hosts characterize the industry as a "bonanza" for testing companies and compliance personnel.

las vegas· pcr testing· ppe· production budget· compliance officer

57:50 They came back during service again, this is a shorter clip than the first time but they came back. The same lady the same cops with guns with you know fully uniformed two of them with SWAT helmets on and here is the good preacher. So if we could come in... The game about Doolam it's not uh it's not registered organization and this is not street church so you have wrong You gotta do your homework first before you come, okay? You have a wrong...you have the wrong organization. Okay that is for you Arta and we'll send it to by email too if you'd like I just wanted to be able to come today and then at least explain the order serve of the order And then we can stand in the back No no no no no no! You can contact my lawyer My lawyer takes care of this I'm not interested to listen to any word you had to say I do not cooperate with Gestapo I do not talk to the Nazis

58:45 I do not cooperate with Nazis. Talk to my lawyer. You're not allowed here, you're not welcomed here and I'm not going to cooperate with Gestapo like you okay? So is that fair enough for you? Talk to my lawyer... I just wanted to explain a little bit about the order. I am not interested! At least have a conversation. I'm not interested in talking. You see this is what the Gestapo is doing.

59:22 the place. He's about to lose it, to intimidate and to harass so you can make an appointment lady listen to me we can make an appointment another day okay you get stuffed for another day not this day not this day okay not during the church okay do you understand And she backs off. Walking backwards. See you later on, have a good day! And they're walking backwards. You are sick that's what you are and rightly so you change your uniforms to black because you're exactly acting like the Gestapo of old Yes yes yes yes yes yes Change your uniforms to black? Yeah I love that guy

1:00:14 Yeah, he definitely has the point of view. One of our producers did a big commercial for the forthcoming Las Vegas reopening of a hotel there and our producer gave me little rundown of the bonanza when it comes to COVID in entertainment and production so this you'll like this because man again we're missing out on exit strategy Here's an example of how much money is being made in the COVID bonanza. A commercial we did had a $3 million budget

1:00:55 So, in order to do this not only is there testing every two days. We have a COVID compliance officer, a COVID coordinator, PPE kits for every crew member which are $20 per kit which is face mask gloves and small sanitizer of $20 mandatory PCR test they won't accept any other kind of testing has to be PCR and there's a hall monitor who walks around set tells you put your mask on and you're not six feet apart Long story short, $3 million budget. $300,000 spent on COVID testing and personnel no one got sick 10% of the budget it's a bonanza! It's a waste of money. It's a bonanza! It's nuts

CHAPTER 22 / 50 Discussion

London Protests and Rebranding the J&J Vaccine

Thousands protest lockdowns in London, while Northern Ireland bans dancing and live music in outdoor pubs. The hosts predict a marketing "reset" for the Johnson & Johnson vaccine, using the phrase "abundance of caution" to explain the recent pause and regain public trust.

london· northern ireland· johnson & johnson· abundance of caution· marketing

1:01:41 And while in central London Saturday, thousands of course once again took to the streets protesting the lockdown. In Northern Ireland they tightened it up a little bit and have added some additional issues no dancing or live music will be allowed when pubs reopen outdoor areas! No dancing! It's like Footloose you can't dance because the Rona... Yeah there is no singing either by the way When you dance the Rona jumps off onto other people Oh, jeez. The troll room says it was almost a million people in London. Yeah... It's not like that was reported anywhere just a couple of YouTube videos or Twitter stuff. None of this stuff gets reported. It is really pathetic!

1:02:29 Gee, and I think that's about all that i've got for the RONA today. Maybe they have one left over here? We have vaccine hesitancy, that we know and it's a Republican's fault so that's why the logical conclusion is when you know we're going to start seeing people die as they do and it'll be blamed on Republicans and there will be calls for the governors to say stuff and this just gonna continue with this idiocy. They have no shame Let's see, I have the JNJS National Public Radio report on the... return of the vaccine. I don't know if it's anything that we haven't discussed already, but let's get short. Let's take a look. Some states have restarted distribution of the Johnson and Johnson vaccine now that federal health authorities gave it the green light Julie Chang from member station KQED has more from San Francisco on Friday The FDA and CDC lifted the recommended pause on the use of the J&J vaccine But Bay Area counties have yet to restart distribution of the single dose shot

1:03:33 Meanwhile, down south Los Angeles County told vaccine providers they may resume administering J&J doses if they provide an updated fact sheet to recipients. Julie Chang from member station KQED What do you think is going to happen now? Now that the vaccine hesitancy... The spell has been broken and people don't want it anymore They're worried They screwed up! Yeah so what are they going to panic? And what are they going to do Besides tell us they're gonna do some sort of a reset. A great one? A great reset? Not the great one

1:04:10 But they're going to have to do some sort of a reset and that means, because they've got too much vaccine. They gotta get somebody to take this stuff I think the report i saw this morning that...I didn't clip because it was too late but the one I saw this morning where they're starting to soft pedal everything and oh it was a mistake They're gonna start to backpedal on well we shouldn't have taken on the market off the market which is just too cautious This would be the messaging I'd use or employ You don't use, you employ. I would say... We screwed up when we took the Johnson & Johnson vaccine off the market. It turns out to be the safest of the group, it was an abundance... they have to use this term and they've already used it... Abundance of caution! That's how much we care about the public and these vaccines if there's one little thing will take it off the market but now turns out that we shouldn't have taken that one off, we should have taken it, can't take anything. They're unbelievably safe these things. It was a screw-up

1:05:10 And they're gonna have to go with that and then just pound that home for a couple of days and get people back on track. It may be already too late, but... I mean isn't the typical way to shame people into it? Isn't that what they're much better at? And to say, you know first of all I think that it would be best to shame the red states. Just shame them doesn't matter what the numbers are. You've already played the clip showing that's what they're doing already Right so but wouldn't they just continue with that? I mean i don't think we can go back and say oh were too cautious No I think Well there going to have to do something because this bad message went out there has poisoned a well. Well pumped the water out put some new water in

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Oscars, Chloe Zhao, and the China Problem

The hosts discuss the upcoming Academy Awards and the controversy surrounding director Chloe Zhao. While her film *Nomadland* is a frontrunner, her past criticisms of the Chinese government have led to a media blackout in China. The discussion explores Hollywood's financial reliance on the Chinese market versus the Academy's voting process.

oscars· chloe zhao· nomadland· ccp· hollywood· trial of the chicago 7

1:05:54 If I know these folks, and they are old school. And they are behind the times on marketing... ...I think they'll try some shit at the Oscars tonight! Maybe they'll vaccinate Robert De Niro on stage or something? Wow! I mean, that's where i'd be looking for it. No that would be dynamite we'll see what do well We're gonna watch the oscars if we can stomach it I don't I mean? I want to watch and see who wins the best uh best director award See if that chinese woman gets this is hollywood This is a turning point wait a minute wait a minute what uh what chinese woman for what movie? For nomadland no did anyone wants that

1:06:37 I've watched it dynamite. It's an excellent movie hmm. It's on. I think it's on I'm sure Lou I was gonna say, I'm sure I'm sure it's not from a traditional studio which will piss everybody off No, it's just like this searchlight is what? Studio okay yeah, but it's but as you know it's just small someone the lowest spin-off things that they get to render they Position themselves as independent spirit award type movie. I'm guaranteeing a 0.8 rating in the demo Oh, they're raiding forget it and you think there won't be an asterisk? I don't know I Think they'll do a point eight and they'll probably do I'm gonna give them five Point five million viewers total let me just write that down. Just write that down. That's put me down for 5.6 Okay What is this price is right

1:07:28 Let's go back to this woman, Zhang I think is her first or last name. She won everything and no medal has been sweeping. What's her name? Chang? I don't know, you can look it up. Or somebody in the chat room will know. She is... They won Best Movie for The Golden Globes, they won Independent Spirit, they won BAFTA. They're just taking everything and but we played a clip about her about a month ago after she won in the Chinese, said she's the greatest thing since sliced bread then they dug up an old, you'll remember this

1:08:05 They dug up an old thing. She said in 2013 where this she's the Chinese government lies Right, I do remember that Chloe here's her name Chloe Chloe's John call me Xiao Zhao Zhao Chloe Zhao and she we play it all clip But it's not important to just reiterate so she that Chinese once they got a hold this old tweet They decided that the she now She's been erased from all Chinese history. Oh, so she can't win? If she cannot win if she is anti-CCP then that won't do! So here is the issue... She has been winning everything but now we got the Oscars and we also know that Hollywood and the Chinese are in bed together because of all the money they have and you know Hollywood just about the money What's gonna happen?! But meanwhile

1:09:00 There's the old school, the people that are in the academy these old farts a lot of them. They don't like China necessarily they don't like the way things are going Are they gonna give enough votes to get her the award? This is a big deal Wait a minute wait a minute! Are you telling me that that the Academy Awards are done by a fair vote? Please... And actually held in this suitcase? Well I can say it's rigged and its bull crap Yeah But there-they have to make a decision Give it to her or the one out they have is the Chicago 7 movie, which I haven't seen it. But by all accounts, it's not very good but you know its Black Lives Matter. Ah there you go that'll do it! You could give them the award and they don't feel so bad about not giving it to the movie that should get the award which is Nomadland and

1:09:55 No Man Land is a good movie. I've only seen a couple movies recently, No Man Land and I saw that Godzilla film which is just the worst movie in history. CCP's Chinese Communist Party's top propaganda body orders state media outlets to downplay upcoming Oscars ceremony according to The Epoch Times So that means they're worried she's going to win it all? She's gonna win yeah Hmm. Well, this will be a very interesting I hadn't you know, I'm glad you're on this Hollywood's China problem unfolds in ongoing Chloe Zhao Contra controversy whoo This would be fun. This will be fun to watch hmm Who's hosting it? Do they even have a host or what are they doing? No They're gonna just say who knows whether you think I bet she'd be great if she comes on and she gets the award She goes China is asshole

CHAPTER 24 / 50 Discussion

Executive Producer Introductions and Value for Value

Adam and John thank artist Darren O'Neill for the episode's cover art and promote the "Value for Value" model. They encourage listeners to use Podcasting 2.0 apps and join the No Agenda Social Mastodon instance. The hosts explain the benefits of a non-algorithmic social network.

darren o'neill· podcasting 2.0· bitcoin· no agenda social· mastodon

1:10:49 That would be great, but I'm not expecting it. And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage to say in the morning to you and the man who put the C in Chloe Zhao! Ladies and gentlemen John C Dvorak! In the morning to you Mr Adam Curry! In the morning all ships and sea boots on the graphene airships of the water of the dames and knights out there. In the morning to the trolls in the troll room. Hey trolls how are ya doing over there? Let me see let me count y'all 2042 good to have you here on this Sunday morning That is noagendastream.com where we have tons of trolls trolling along, having a good time yelling at us also handing off good one-liners and fun information but just generally trolling and you can join in for free NoAgendaStream.com You log into the chat you can listen to the live stream it's 24 7 there are tons of great podcasts on there I'm going to deputize some people here Darren Oh probably

1:11:40 We need to get every single one of these shows that's on noagenestream.com, get them podcasting 2.0 certified! Use some of the apps you find at newpodcastapps.com so we can start spreading the value for value with little bits of Bitcoin and it'll be great. Let's push that hard and of course we like to thank our artists actually I want to mention noagenestocial.com first where we have registration open and people are signing up, and they're very happy they're in. I think we have probably another 500 to go before we lock it down again, then we'll be purging in a certain amount of time but that is our

1:12:20 non-algo social network it federates so you can join in the conversation from anywhere if you already have a mastodon account somewhere else, you could follow at John C. Dvorak at noagendasocial.com or at Adam Curry at noagendasocial.com and join in the conversation And it just works. It works elegantly, beautifully because no one's trying to get you to stick around and yell at someone else because the algo keeps pushing something in your face. No! The arguments scroll down and by the next day you've forgotten all about it. It's beautiful Now, to thank the artist for episode 1340 that was titled The Poke. It is the one and only Darren O'Neill who came in with the perfect piece of art with a windmill surrounding the entire continental United States which is a glimpse of the future

1:13:08 depending on how things go with the Green New Deal. We had no other choice, I don't think did we? We just went straight for it. In fact, I went to the bathroom and went to pee old man stuff and I came back and you said well there's really only one...and i think i agree with you Well, there was only one that was the problem. Yeah what was I mean? There's other stuff that just it Was possible but no yeah, I mean I appreciated the love is lit was pretty There was a lot of Earth Day stuff which was way too busy It's too busy and now with them not even that many submissions really when you look at it Oh, yeah we an OJ hmm

1:13:51 Yeah, now it was a very typical Darren O'Neill piece that just works. You look at it you go, that's it! It works thank you Darren Noah ArtGenerator.com you can see them flipping through if you use one of those new fangled apps. You can see the art change we use many pieces of art during the show Dreb Scott does that expertly and we appreciate all his help Now, let us thank our executive and associate executive producers as part of our value for value model. All we ask you to do is determine if you got any value from listening to this program. If you did turn it into a number that's meaningful to you and send it to us. And we love thanking the people who come in with the notes and the exec and associate executive producer donations. And we kick it off today with our good old friend as teased, Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch and Lower Slobovia

CHAPTER 25 / 50 Discussion

Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch Global Travel Report

Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch provides a detailed report on international travel through the Middle East and the UAE. He notes that travel was largely normal with professional testing services available at home. He also describes the high-end marketing of IQOS heated tobacco products in Dubai malls.

middle east· pcr tests· uae· iqos· global entry· philip morris

1:14:43 Oh, ladies and gentlemen! That's right PBR alert. Tasty. Yes, anonymous came in with $1444 that's your number? 1444 Yeah And again I hope everyone of the he writes a note he's got along he writes these notes I hope everyone of the book had a great Passover and Easter. Ramadan Kareem to all the producers, thank you to all producers for their gifts that make this long-running experiment of Value For Value so successful. Yes! Thanking you all for supporting this show That's right

1:15:32 Tech art, music clips letters are remarkable searchable media database and financial support or just a few of the things that make this program outstanding. We cannot overlook the courage foresight and persistence by John and Adam to strive for independent analysis in delivering an outstanding product show after show and year after year Offering my feet in the air report after three months overseas and tens of thousands of air miles, countless PCR tests before boarding flights or upon arrival from select untrustworthy countries. I must report that my travel experience was generally normal. Huh? No quarantines in any country. Hello Canada! No quarantines in any country and some travel between countries within the GCC

1:16:19 Gulf Coast countries. Yes, well was without PCR requirements in other words you could flow around the Middle East no problem flights were generally crowded huh everything was open although one city did introduce a lockdown as I was leaving all testing required for flights was professional organized and in several locations the medical staff came to your home and texted your certificate within 24 hours Huh? Home. Yeah, home. It's not just the test you know those swabs contain vaccine tests were around a hundred bucks and I had no side effects from many swabs up my nose vaccines were available including Chinese vaccines but only the wealthy we're taking them

1:17:10 I saw no outcry if you uncovered your nose and most masks served as much as a mouth or chin cover except to upscale locations where everyone was cooperating. Hello Austin, do you hear that? The rest of the world is laughing at you! All the well-known treatments were available OTC in pharmacies You found that to be the case in Mexico That's right To be clear, I was not in the EU Yes, you were in the Middle East Adam, I did see IQOS displays around the UAE. IQOS that's the Philip Morris vape that they tried to...that they're trying to bring in to kill other vapes? IQOS displays around at UAE, the United Arab Emirates They use glass and white lacquer displays in upscale grocery stores and malls

1:18:08 In Dubai, in the Dubai mall which is I've been there's a huge dynamite. The IQOS store is next to the Apple Store and it was hard to differentiate them as you walk by and both in this in both design and clientele yeah when I returned to the US recently Was an affidavit indicating I did not have symptoms or had recovered from kovat global entry worked fine And by the way, that's the paperwork he sent me a copy of which I'll put in the newsletter good Global entry worked fine long trip short letter will return to broader traveling as countries reduce restrictions for typhoid Anonymous flyers like me no jingles. Hey dogpatch Thank you very much and stay safe

CHAPTER 26 / 50 Discussion

Producer Donations and Marriage Proposals

The hosts read letters from major donors, including a follow-up on a marriage proposal made on the show in 2020. The couple, now "Sir and Dame Savage," are embarking on a 49-day RV tour of red states. Other donations focus on job searches and "karmic" returns for the No Agenda community.

karma· marriage· homeschooling· red states· route 66· inland empire

1:19:00 Harvey Cody's next on the list from Houston, Texas with thousand dollars. There is no note from a Harvey I couldn't find anything from Harvey either which is odd because it was like he's an instant wait his Instructions okay good good good good sir John Baron of South London in London UK $700 and he writes after my last note where I was upgraded to Baron of South London that requested massive karma I am happy to report that it worked I was offered two jobs and recently started working again after a long search. Just wanted to say thanks." Don't thank us, this is how it works! This is the karmic nature of the producers

1:19:44 Please could you give karma to the entire No Agenda family as I'm sure there are a lot of producers out there who are down on their luck and could use the karma. Hopefully this will go some way in helping them out. Yeah, you bet! That's very nice gesture Sir John. You've got Karma. Francis Hess 666 from Ivyland Pennsylvania again i don't have a note from him no but I have to, we have to check this out. I got a note from Jonathan Hess from show 1337 where he... but this is from 1337. Oh that's old! And this is in, and he's in Deutschland. This is a different Hess. More likely a Hess in Deutschland than here. But the problem with this note is it says support for show 1337 knighthood and I don't know that he was knighted

1:20:44 Or there was a birthday call out for his smoking hot Sonia who needs a birthday shout-out for 36 birthday on the April 13th Now we're gonna look into this, but I think if nothing else We should at least give pot Sonya since she's named Sonia and she's hot. Okay? Put her on the birthday list for now okay, so we'll say hot Sonya hot Sonja 36. Sonya? April 13th. 36 on April 13, okay Alright, well at least we've made an effort and I'm sure... Well he may end up being if he hasn't been knighted which is possible He has but the problem is that it did note was not opened because like has a different color And he never put donation in the subject line just support for show Yeah That likelihood of me my finding that out of the blue was nil. You have to imagine I get about 500 emails a day yeah

1:21:42 And so I have to code, you have to put coded subject lines. Otherwise...I mean I will open email but not everything. For Adam for example, actually... You just delete them don't ya? Just like click and delete. Yeah! I just delete Adams. Delete. Actually for Adams what I do is a search for Adam Curry once every couple days. Once a week. Oh I see that douchebag said it. Okay. Alright onward with uh... And you want to read, you got the note there. You might want to read this is Sarah Domenico in Pacific California which is right over here on the water $424 and 21 cents Yes and let me see... This is a handwritten card

1:22:26 Yes, it's a nice card. Thank you. It says on the card there dear fearless leaders making NA history as the first Jumbotron style marriage proposal on the best podcast in the universe in July 2020 episode 1261 my savage knight and I have finally picked the date yes we recall this proposal thing was one of those productions that we kind of pulled off The date will be 4-24 21 well that would be yesterday For that we wanted to say thanks for being the testimony and the glue that has held us together through the years. Sam started listening in 2010, and I hit him... No, and- In the mouth! Oh, hit him in the mouth in 2013. Or hit me in the mouth in 2013, I'm sorry. He hit me up. Yeah We were knighted and damed in 2017 episode 952 because we all know couples that no agenda together get married

1:23:23 Sam's 1111 a month subscription has boosted him well above the baronet status. I love hearing that thus he would like to be renamed from Sir Finkel Tron to Baronot, Baronette Sir Savage yes we'll do that also if possible i'd like to change my dame name from Dame Sarah Spacifica of Pacifica to Dame Savage as we no longer live in Pacifica California so glad to be out of the bay area now in SoCal further we are now in SoCal in the inland empire Homeschooling our three and six year old human resources. Good for you! I would love to start a no agenda homeschool, ah!

1:23:59 Noah Jenner homeschool meetup down here. That's a good idea This is something I like it is very good. I organized one so far, but no one came well We'll have to promote it harder or maybe get out of the Empire So maybe anyone interested could email me moon action at icloud comm or be on the lookout for another soon last we are about to take a 40-day 49 RV road trip across And back, calling it our Red State Maskless Hot Pocket Tour! You better be sending reports from the road. This would be fun this donation of $424 and 21 cents commemorates our wedding day and seeks marriage and travel karma for the beginning of our newest and next chapter We couldn't thank you and Adam you John Adam enough even if we tried you truly are the best no jingles No karma love and light from sir, and Dame Savage And I would also like to say I think that's great for your kids

1:24:54 What a great American adventure to take them across the country and back. And please report in from the road from time to time you asked for it, didn't want it but I'm going to hand you some karma and congratulations! You've got Karma! Especially if you're now in the Inland Empire, that means you're gonna be taking probably Route 66. Yeah, that's the one to get loaded with fun stuff. Sir Carrey is Baron of Greater Boston and Drake it Massachusetts nuts $420.69 ITM gents

CHAPTER 27 / 50 Discussion

Jobs Karma and Baby Making Requests

Listeners from Australia, New York, and Michigan request "Jobs Karma" and "Baby Making Karma." One producer shares a theory that the soda brand Tab might be linked to infertility. The hosts grant various jingles and karma to support producers' personal and professional goals.

jobs karma· australia· in vitro· tab soda· aspartame· michigan

1:25:39 Thank you for your courage and what you do. Some relationship karma would be much appreciated, Sir Carys. Baron of the greater Boston, we betcha here it is, Sir Carys. You've got karma! Greetings John and Adam, this is Sir Mac wishing this awesome keeper Dame Lauren a happy birthday. And she should now be Baronetess Lauren. I don't know if she's on that upgrade list or not... Yes uh, I think she is! I'll double check. I'm quite sure that I saw the name earlier this morning. Baronettess... ummm hmmm No, I think well this is a good catch John let's make sure we get her on there so she goes... Put her on there and I'll read... Dame Lauren becomes Baronettes Lauren okay

1:26:34 Mr. Bob Dabalena, I emailed John my note thanks! And did he know? I don't know... It wasn't with a headline donation Oh brother So why don't you read the next one and see if i can find his note This is Johnny B333 from Brockport, New York. Sir Johnny B here I could use a fat dose of Jobs & Moving Karma! New York's government blows and I need some help moving on. I had an interview for a job in North Carolina...I totally choked. Ugh hate it when that happens

1:27:15 The last time I got jobs karma was 10 years ago, and I'm still here. That was when you still read notes under $200 So hoping the next interview goes better. I'm a dude named Ben named John top five states are Indiana Tennessee Florida South Dakota and New Hampshire and But really any place has to be more free than New York. Thanks for all that you do Sir Johnny B a recommendation go on no agenda social comm registrations are open sign up and let everybody know you're looking for we have producers in every single one of those states and I'm gonna give You the jobs karma to make it happen jobs Jobs jobs and jobs Let's vote for jobs!

1:27:57 anything well there's no da dabbling anywhere in the email box or bobbling it for that matter let me just take a look at yeah so I'm sorry mr. Bob put the notes on the PayPal note and if you're gonna send note in, put the word donation in the subject line. Sir Johnny B., because I don't know, he could have some name, cowboy at Gmail, I dunno. Sir Johnny B. and Brock- No no no, Brewer! Brewer where uh...I just did that one. Oh I'm sorry what am I saying? I remember you doing it Mike Breuer Breyer in Waddle Park Australia South Australia 31404

1:28:40 Jingles please. Heavenly Farts, Obama you might die a fouchie weeze Amen and A Woman, ITM, Crackpot Buzzkill I don't know Many thanks for the vintage karma sent my way in January This has been really outstanding vintage despite Southern Australia missing out on summer I have sent you through an Anzac Day donation $425 ruse as show 13 41 will fall on 425. This podcast makes it all the harder for the Pravda M5M to call us another, call us another stupid conflict. Sell us another stupid conflict. Can I please request some health karma from my father? He has been crook! He's been crook am i reading this wrong yeah he's been crook for the last couple of months

1:29:36 Is that slang? I guess it must be Australian slang. And his doctors and specialists can't work out what is wrong with him. Ugh! Love is lit, and much respect to Mike. Before we begin let's pray. Let's pray. Heavenly Farts. You might die- A man...and a woman. You've got karma. Servido 30780 V4V, gentlemen. Please upgrade me from Sir Vito Mountainwop to Sir Vito Baronet Errant R2D2 health karma for all those who need it. You've got karma He is on the upgrade list. Anonymous The Thumb of something... Michigan 26667 The Thumb of Michigan Oh he's in the upper peninsula

1:30:42 Uh, please no de-douching. Well actually it wouldn't be they'd be in Michigan wouldn't he? The thumb the upper peninsula would be the fingers I don't know how they describe it. Please dee...no dedouching! Okay uh please keep my name anonymous and announce it from the thumb of Michigan. I would only like jobs coming from my smoking hot wife who is looking for a job closer to her home and baby making karma. Bless you dear wow I gotta do it again. And baby making karma for my sister who's going through the in vitro process for a second time! If you would like to share on the show, I have a theory that the soda brand Tab is responsible for my sister not being able to become pregnant naturally huh? The only three women i know who drink tab cola are all childless Not sure if its coincidence causation or lack of trying

1:31:35 In other news, my COVID story. To keep it short my wife and I did contract the virus from a non-symptomatic friend over New Year's. This was from a good friend and at least not admitting to have any symptoms until a few days after New Years Day Also my smoking hot wife's boss who is around the ripe age of 36 is sick with coronavirus after being vaccinated Ain't that something? I make a pledge to make another donation of the same amount if my wife is able to land career job closer to our home or if my sister is with child. All right John we know we can at least solve half of those problems let's make it happen! Let's go for it! Thanks for the great show he says yes well of course we're gonna do a jobs card. Jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! Curry & Dvorak insemination group on the scene. I thought that commentary even though

CHAPTER 28 / 50 Discussion

Construction Business and Sustainability Bonuses

Donations from producers in the construction and piping industries highlight a boom in stainless steel process piping. A producer from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, shares a bonus received for meeting corporate "sustainability goals," redirecting the funds to the podcast.

chicago· piping· construction· kellyanne conway· sustainability· bonuses

1:32:30 Small sample she the tab yeah aspartame. I think is the main ingredient Probably it's aspartame with water, I think yeah and a crayon sure ever of the watt in Linwood Michigan two three four five six Happy birthday shout out to my bride Kathleen giving me 41 years of being blissfully wrong Yeah, we hear you cute We hear ya Dave a schwannebecke I think it's schwannabeck in McHenry Illinois 233 dot 3-3 Dave Schwannebecke and

1:33:14 uh... mccann real annoyed gentlemen thank you for the great show any didi douching it's been cd used and that state i'd like to call out my father gave senior and tonus as douchebags my family has a piping and welding company in chicago And a shout out to Twin Piping Company, 50 plus years strong. Okay that's good business I would think. A whole load in Noodle Gun Jingle 2020-2021 has been great for the stainless steel process piping business. Oh that's interesting jobs karma for the years to come

1:34:02 Twin piping calm stay safe. Hey, maybe that's because of all the you know the home stuff building That's why wood is out and all that like everyone just think so You know what? You can't even build a house in Texas right now. You know why can't get workers no workers Oh, there's no workers We need more This happened in California a couple years ago, maybe they had those big the Paradise Valley... The Paradise Town burnt to the ground. Didn't have many... And all that did like the carpenters everybody was went up to the Napa and Sonoma counties to fix all these areas and there's you couldn't get anyone in the Bay Area. That's why you had Eric to come down and do your steps?

1:34:41 Yeah, he's one of the reasons. I'm gonna give you the whole load today. I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun You racist piece a shit! I got to my pasta glock locked and loaded Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs Maxine Waters gravel on Louisville Kentucky 222.22 maxine waters gravel see email titles kovat survivor okay well that's something I don't do routinely and i just read this now for the first time which is when I do the spreadsheet we do it from you know we do it live by your life so I don't have that email in front of me I don't have it either I don't have to email no another email

1:35:35 mishap. Put donation in the subject line and it will get picked up because I look at, I do a search at midnight and send every one of those to Eric. Sir Tony Knight of South Jersey in Sicklerville? Sicklerville? Sicklerville, New Jersey. That's a COVID hotspot! Sicklerville, New Jersey yeah. 20107 Looking for jobs Karma as I'm taking over my father's construction business to do him proud. Thanks John and Adam for the twice weekly sanity jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's go for jobs. Karma Jersey strong Jeff LCA in Bethlehem Pennsylvania $200 33 cents

1:36:26 Jeff from Bethlehem, a European multinational employer just handed out bonuses. They do not subscribe to the value for value concept however we met our sustainability goals and are saving the planet! I'm sharing some of that wealth with the best podcast in the universe. Can I have a Kellyanne Conway money shot and some R2D2 karma? Thanks, bye! That's a Shona Money Shot! Woo Jesus! Woo Lord! Look at that! That's a money shot! Kellyanne Conway is a money shot! You've got

CHAPTER 29 / 50 Discussion

Mead Making and the Davis Bynum Winery

A donation from a producer in Colorado sparks a discussion about mead making. John Dvorak recalls a winemaker at the Davis Bynum Winery in the 1970s who was an exceptional mead maker. The hosts discuss how the quality of honey dictates the final flavor profile of the fermented beverage.

mead· honey· davis bynum winery· albany california· fermentation

1:37:07 Karma. I love that one. Ryan Furley in Littleton, Colorado $200 and 33 cents. He writes sup guys? Sup! Sup? Last year I donated $333.33 for my 33rd birthday so i wouldn't be a douchebag for my 33rd year! I also subscribe to monthly donations and here we are, a year later and I have crossed the one thousand dollar amount I've been listening to this show since around Obama when he was elected the first time and it's kept me beyond sane since then. Back then, I also had no idea what Mead was but now thanks to the dimensions of it in this show, I make gallons of Mead all year long! Eleven years listening to The Best Podcast Universe and all he learned was Mead... oh boy And I will be bringing a flagging of it to The Roundtable of Shows Okay let me tell you the Mead story Oh good

1:38:06 So when the Davis Bynum Winery first started, which was in Albany California years ago and with the 1966 vintage of his Cabernet Sauvignon. He had this winemaker and he used to be a writer for the San Francisco Chronicle as Bynum. And he had this winemaker who would make good credible wine made really good product but he was an unbelievable mead maker. He would make this mead, and I don't even know if they sold it there, they may have, but his mead...I've never had mead as good. It is delicious! He just had a knack for it so you'd make a good mead. Now give your kudos because I have had meads since these this era in the 70's and I would say that I've never had mead that I like. I don't like it

1:38:52 Because have I been spoiled by good meat? I had mead once it was think Mike Miller and Mike And his wife lived in Austin laws, and we're talking 10-11 years ago And he made mead and and it was like a champagne kind of taste What is it? Or was he putting me off? I don't know. This guy, let's see what he thinks. Let's give him some VUV and call it Mead to see what he says. And let me finish the note with he says any whozer... I'd like to be known as Sir Soothsayer as they join the round table and could I get a Hot Pockets for old time sake and a Goat Karma

1:39:34 as I use this year to prep for my next phase in life which i hope to make amazing despite well make it a mead be become a mead maker uh despite the insanity around us all thank you for your courage and adios mofos Karma. You know, I'm thinking that because honey itself varies to such an outrageous extreme in terms of its flavors tastes and profiles it could have more to do with the final product of me than anything else and maybe this guy that i had the meat from had just really great honey to work with. Tyler Sink in Benton Illinois $200.01

1:40:22 ITM fellows, thanks for all you do. No jingles no karma Tyler. Thank you very much. Caitlin Hawkins in Wilmington Delaware $200 she can set us up with a corporation Thank you for the hours of entertainment, insight and deconstructions to keep things short and sweet. All I asked for is a de-douching! Ah we got that? You've been de-douched And a few jingles like that ants sucking on soot and a healthy dose dose of goat karma for all Keep up the great work and thanks again for all you do Sincerely Caitlin Oops sorry about that Rejiggered I got ants You've got

CHAPTER 30 / 50 Discussion

Vaccine Trial Control Group and Show Formula

A producer from Calgary volunteers to be part of the "control group" for vaccine trials by remaining unvaccinated. The hosts wrap up the first donation segment, reiterating the show's 14-year history and its reliance on the "Value for Value" experiment.

control group· value for value· numerology· gitmo nation

1:41:25 Michael of Calgary 200 bucks this is me getting close to Baron but the purpose of the donation is house selling karma shouldn't be required in this hot market but selling our particular house and Calgary is proving to be a challenge which makes a Reverend L respect me much and ATP jobs jingles as well We got it. Donated donors name and your Cody I'm volunteering to be part of the control group for the kovin 19 vaccine trial by not getting the vaccine I still like that the best no. No, I'm part of the control right? I can't I'm part of the control group Yeah, probably can't I can't I just can't I'm part of the control group well That's our control already Executive and associate executive producers for show 1341 yes we appreciate

1:42:40 You just putting it right there where it means the most to you. That's what these amounts are about that's what the numerology is about but really you're helping produce a Podcast not just a podcast the best podcast in the universe 14 years and our fourteenth year now And as sir onimus of dogpatch from lower slobo via said the experiment continues It's a grand one, and we love that We can do this we love coming to work All the way upstairs. I love coming to work to do this show because it really is put together by the producers of No Agenda Nation We will do it again on Thursday, so if you feel like it why don't you head on over to this great website? Dvorak dot org slash N A And thank you very much for contributing your time and talent and your treasure to episode 1341 Our formula is this... we go out, we hit people in the mouth What a boy!

CHAPTER 31 / 50 Discussion

Chris Hayes, Antifa, and January 6th Commission

The hosts play clips of MSNBC's Chris Hayes reacting to Donald Trump's suggestion that the January 6th Commission should investigate Antifa and Black Lives Matter. They mock Hayes's "whoa whoa whoa" vocalizations and discuss the media's framing of the Capitol riot investigation.

chris hayes· msnbc· antifa· black lives matter· january 6· donald trump

1:43:38 Shut up, slave! Oh I wanted to mention to you. Remember the French professor we were wondering about him? Who really early on said that this was all bullcrap... Right the day after the genetic information was released Yes Jean Bernard Fourtilian He's in jail No i don't think that's the same guy You don't? No I thought that was the guy Well this guy is in jail whoever he is is in jail Yeah, this guy is a skeptic that is... In jail. Yeah I know he's in jail He's not the same guy Oh okay well what's the other guys name? We don't know the other guys name Well I'll have to go look it up But this guy that's in jail isn't a Nobel Prize winning and wasn't a doctor was a Nobel prize in medicine he was a researcher maybe Okay alright

1:44:36 Let's see. Okay, what do we got? Well we have a lot of... How about some ISOs I want to hear some ISOs Oh okay i got some isos for you usually We do that after the second segment but okay Yeah but I'm gonna tell you something I finally Got Theo to give us some ISOs Wait a minute Theodorable has cracked the ISO market?! Yeah little bit I couldn't get him To say shut up slave because he can't seem to Say the word slave What do we have? What do we have? What do we have? Yeah right his parents We've got an ITM Oh, I love him. Oh my goodness. Let me hear that again. Aww! Super sweet. That's sweet So that's pretty good then i got shows over

1:45:21 Doosh. Oops, sorry! I accidentally hit the wrong one there didn't I? Shows over... Oh here we go. A show's over Okay and you now you're coaching him to do stuff and- A show is over! Yeah okay Of course I am what do you think he's just gonna stay saying stuff out of the blue No but i was going to say it should have been more like shows over I'm just saying You ever tried directing a two-year old? Okay, here we go. I got shows over too just more to your liking. Yeah! That's what i'm talking about well done grandpop and we do have one... Hold on, hold on. I'm reveling in this. Have his parents heard this shit? No of course not

1:46:15 He was over being babysit so I decided to doodle a child. You'll never have to babysit again! And here's the last one in the group, Douchebag. Oh yeah here we go... Douchebag. I like that one a lot. Well, I do have some mysos to compete now You know we have very very sweet Sweet little Theodoreable and then we have this one are you trying to have sex with me? We can do that Was that Alex Jones yes Yeah, I heard that's old here. Thanks for your courage on that and this one actually is whoa

1:47:00 That's a real thing from Chris Hayes. That was Chris Hayes? Yeah! I would have bet money it was Bernie. I know, because it sounds like a whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Damn man there's a lot of whoa-whoas we've got in the archive but it comes from this... It comes from... There was a segment very short segment

1:47:42 You know, right now there's movement going on again about January 6th, about the election. In fact I have a clip in a minute about what the audit that's going on in Arizona but for January 6th, the January 6 Commission, I think President Trump former president Trump said that he felt that Antifa should also be looked at as possible bad actors in the January 6 event. And this is how it went down on The Chris Hay Show. He wants it to include Antifa and the fact... Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

1:48:29 He wants the January 6th commission to include Black Lives Matter? It's a double whammy this one. What an idiot! He's literally combining Antifa and Black Lives Matter without even knowing it I was, i'm taken aback by that. So to him Black Lives Matter and Antifa are the same thing? It's the same thing yes yes wow And this guy gets paid well over a million dollars a year maybe five Maybe even more but not as much as Rachel Maddow who had this to say about the ongoing audit of the ballots in Maricopa County but maybe all of Arizona

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Rachel Maddow on Arizona Election Audit

Rachel Maddow expresses alarm over the ongoing ballot audit in Maricopa County, Arizona. She characterizes the process as "bastardizing" the 2020 election and claims ballots were handed to "conspiracy theorists." The hosts critique her rhetoric and the media's fear of a manual recount.

rachel maddow· maricopa county· arizona· election audit· stop the steal· qanon

1:49:12 which, believe it or not there's word now that actual watermarks may come into play which would be pretty funny if true certainly months after the proclamation and lack of thousands of sealed indictments. So Rachel Maddow was very very upset about this very upset that anyone is counting ballots I will tell you this Arizona story like i said did not expect to see to be covering it again tonight after we covered it last night. It is obviously strange, laughable in lots of ways but the president, former President Trump put out a statement today lauding this and talking about how this was going to reveal the truth of the 2020 election inciting a whole bunch of other states that are also going to now do this to reveal the truth of the 2020 election and he's still maintaining his fantasy that he somehow won and Joe Biden isn't really the president anymore He's not the legitimate president

1:50:06 What the Arizona Republicans are doing here, this process by which they are bastardizing the actual secure election from November 2020 and they're going to produce some results that says that it was some other fraudulent thing will be used by the Trump part of the Republican Party and the Trump right to cast doubt. on the 2020 election among their most fervent supporters in a way that none of their failed lawsuits in the past have been able to do. They got the actual ballots and they handed them to conspiracy theorists who say that, you know QAnon is the mastermind or whatever it is... Oh really? Where's your clip of that? That stopped this- that they need to use just stop the steal. She's making this stuff up! It gets better. Gets better hold on. It gets better. The actual ballot. Wait can I tell you something? No wait.

1:50:53 Can you start the clip over? There's a little thing she said there at the very beginning that I want to just... I get it right. All right, I will tell you this Arizona story like I said, I did not expect to be seeing it to be covering again tonight after we covered it last night It is obviously strange as laughable in lots of ways But the president former President Trump put out a statement today lauding this and talking about how this was going to reveal The truth of the 2020 election inciting a whole bunch of other states that are also going to now do this, to reveal the truth of the 2020 election. And he's still maintaining this fantasy that he somehow won and Joe Biden isn't really the president anymore He is not a legitimate president What the Arizona Republicans are doing here...

1:51:41 I think we should be calling Joe Biden the illegitimate Joe Biden. The illegitimate President Joe Biden! Did you say that? Yeah, listen again... This fantasy that he somehow won and that Joe Biden isn't really the president anymore He's not the legitimate president What the Arizona Republicans are doing here, this process by which they are bastardizing the actual secure election from November 2020 and they're going to produce some results that says that it was some other fraudulent thing will be used by the Trump part of the Republican Party. So what? And the Trump right. Now wait for us. First it is! on the 2020 election among their most fervent supporters in a way that none of their failed lawsuits in the past have been able to do. They got the actual ballots and they handed them to conspiracy theorists who say that, you know, QAnon is the mastermind or whatever it is that stopped this—that they need to use to stop the steal and all—I mean, the craziest parts of the pro-Trump conspiracy theory world have the actual ballots and are going to declare that something different happened at election —in the election in Arizona than what really happened

1:52:45 And that will become a lie that they try to live on and build on for a long time to come. You watch, this is a ridiculous story that will become very dangerous in the long run. Dangerous? In the long run it will become, mark my words. What does she mean when she says they took the ballots and gave them to conspiracy theorists? Well I guess that's just a... Who are they who? Name names! Where did they get the ballots and who are these conspiracy theorists that somehow received the ballots?! Well she rambles about jack shit this woman. And there's a lot of things bubbling it kind of around this I mean there's weird stuff happening so you know it's almost like a little rewind like we're just pulling the string back a couple months and all of a sudden we get this. New developments in the criminal case against Ghislaine Maxwell she's charged with aiding and conspiring with deceased sex offender Jeffrey Epstein in the alleged sexual abuse of four

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Ghislaine Maxwell Indictment and Lin Wood Speech

New indictments are filed against Ghislaine Maxwell as photos surface of her and Jeffrey Epstein at the Clinton White House. Attorney Lin Wood is shown giving a fiery speech at a conference, accusing high-profile politicians and global elites of involvement in child sex trafficking.

ghislaine maxwell· jeffrey epstein· lin wood· child trafficking· clinton white house

1:53:45 underage girls between 1994 and 2004. Maxwell was arraigned today in a New York federal court on a new eight count indictment." And this happens I think the same day or a day after The Daily Mail in the UK publishes pictures of Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein, in the Clinton White House hanging out these had not been seen before but just to make it crazier Lynn Wood was at some conference, which I didn't know about but i've seen a couple different people now on video speaking there. The We Are Fear Unmasked? I think it was this and there was a stage with a lot of people there A lot of seemingly quite normal looking people And Lin Wood comes out and lays this down Which should drive Rachel Maddow up the wall! I'm not afraid to talk about it

1:54:39 They've accused me of being a QA non-conspiracy theorist. Why? Because they're telling you that I am a bad messenger! They're trying to attack me because they can't attack Q, because Q is the truth! This is about children for God's sake! Send this videotape... send it to Hollywood Hey Clay, send it to the House of Windsor. Hey Clay, send it to Bill Gates! Send it to the damn Renates! Let them hear the truth and whatever they do to me I don't fear them at all! Send it to the Vatican

1:55:40 Send it to the politicians, the Clintons, the Obamas, the Bidens, the Bushes. Send it to those people because they are involved in child sex trafficking! It's time to tell the truth to America! Alright Len! Sounds like he was at a stadium... It was big and I actually cut down some of the applause that were so long They just look like normal people, you know? And they didn't look nutty. But he was when he was saying Q-Anon... It sounded nutty He'd do this like sword gesture like whew! Do a Q Like Zorro only a Q Very interesting I've got to watch that whole thing I gotta see what's going on there Well yeah send me a link You never know it could be Hey Yeah you can Crazier things have happened crazier things have happened I'll just put the two of uh Rachel Maddow and that guy in a cage match and let him go

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Biden Afghanistan Withdrawal and Ancient Relics

President Biden announces the start of the final US troop withdrawal from Afghanistan, aiming for completion by September 11th. Simultaneously, 33 ancient artifacts are returned to Kabul. The hosts discuss the symbolic timing and the likelihood of the Taliban destroying the returned relics.

joe biden· afghanistan· taliban· september 11· antiquities· kabul

1:56:34 Have Joe Rogan do the color. Yeah, that would be fun wouldn't it? All right all right well let's talk a little we do have to get a couple of these clips out of the way this is I do have they oh because i have a question ask you yep uh This is the Bush I'm sorry the Biden clips the illegitimate Biden clips of about Afghanistan. Oh, yes Yes, yes. Yes You guys as you care over from last show but let's play a bite in afg-1 When I came to office I inherited diplomatic agreement to only negotiate it between the government and United States and the Taliban all US forces would be out of Afghanistan by May 1 2021

1:57:21 just three months after my inauguration. That's what we inherited, that commitment. It was perhaps not what I would have negotiated myself but it was an agreement made by the United States government and that means something So in keeping with that agreement, and with our national interest... What? Huh?! The United States will begin our final withdrawal. Oh, begin! Begin it on May 1st of this year. That's when we'll begin. Oh, takes a long time! Yes but that's a lot different than a couple weeks ago when he says I'm not gonna do this because Trump agreed to it

1:57:57 We're going out on September 11th. That's what he said, am I mistaken? No that's exactly right. Did i hear something different? Nope but and you know he still may start on May and then be done by the end of July Yeah that'd be a lot different than I'm not doing anything on May So what changed this guy What changed? What changed? What change is some legal eagle in the... He said look we agreed to this thing we signed off as the US government we have to do it on May 1st I did get code there was a code about this event that came through on the media, a Rubicon type code. A collection of 33 relics from ancient Afghanistan are being returned to the country after being seized from a New York art dealer who authorities say was one of the most prolific smugglers of antiquities and masks sculptures and other items some from the second and third centuries are en route to Kabul where they're expected to go on display at The National Museum

1:58:49 same museum where many artifacts were destroyed by the Taliban in 2001. The Afghan ambassador to the US says these items are returning to a people who cherish their past and she doesn't expect that Taliban, if they return to power they would dare to destroy them." How about this? So first of all you throw 33 in there we're paying attention so we're paying attention They send the thirty-three artifacts back they start the withdrawal on the fifth the Taliban comes in, smashes them up. Boom! We lock it down again sending 10 000 more troops." Well that would be too easy... The Taliban for one thing you there's a couple of things in there as to what she says is the Afghan

1:59:33 Afghans like these things that Taliban wouldn't do. The Taliban are Afghanis, let's start with that premise right? So they're the ones that are tearing the place up and so they obviously don't have much respect for these artifacts. Okay maybe there is something up you're right 33 but lets go to clip 2 with Biden We'll not conduct a hasty rush to the exit we will do it responsibly deliberately and safely And we will do it in full coordination with our allies and partners, who now have more forces in Afghanistan than we do. And the Taliban should know that if they attack us as we draw down, we will defend ourselves and our partners with all the tools at our disposal. Our allies and partners have stood beside us shoulder to shoulder in Afghanistan for almost 20 years, and were deeply grateful for the contributions they've made to our shared mission

2:00:33 and for the sacrifices they've borne. The plan has long been in together, out together. U.S. troops as well as forces deployed by our NATO allies and operational partners will be out of Afghanistan before we mark the 20th anniversary of that heinous attack on September 11th Well, it's kind of back to September 11th there. So he starts in May and then we'll be done by... Yeah you know the other thing is I have to say during the entire trip—I don't care if you hated Trump but there was no terrorism from the Middle East We didn't talk about September 11th constantly like Bush did

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Armenian Genocide Recognition and Court Packing

President Biden officially recognizes the Armenian Genocide, a move previous presidents avoided to maintain relations with Turkey. The hosts also play a 1990s clip of Biden calling FDR's court-packing plan a "bonehead idea," contrasting it with current political discussions.

armenian genocide· turkey· erdogan· court packing· fdr· joe biden

2:01:21 And we just, it was a different world. And then you know now were back to normal this is the new normal, the old normal and its like a head shaker Its disappointing, its disappointing and its repetitive, boring Part 3. The main argument for staying longer is what each of my three predecessors have grappled with, no one wants to say that we should be in Afghanistan forever but they insist now is not the right moment to leave In 2014 NATO issued a declaration affirming that Afghan security forces would from that point on have full responsibility for this country's security by the end of that year

2:02:06 That was seven years ago. So when will it be the right moment to leave? One more year, two more years, ten more years... 10, 20, 30 billion dollars more than the trillion we've already spent. Yeah! Not now that's how we got here and this moment there is a significant downside risk to saying beyond May 1st without a clear timetable for departure Did he say 33 years? He didn't say that did he No, I don't think so. Let me play it again. Ten more years? 10, 20, 30 billion dollars more than the trillion we've already spent? Not now! That's how we got here. The thing is in this little spiel he goes on about his predecessors and how nobody had the guts to get out except for him

2:02:56 Trump made the May 1st deadline. It was Trump that said we're getting out on May first So did he gets no credit for leaving? No, Biden's gonna take you know We got I got I got us out hmm There's a significant downside risk to saying beyond may first without a clear timetable for departure If we instead pursue the approach where America-U.S. exit is tied to conditions on the ground, we have to have clear answers to the following questions Just what conditions require...to be required to allow us for them to depart? By what means and how long would it take to achieve them if they could be achieved at all And at what additional cost in lives and treasure

2:03:42 I'm not heard any good answers to these questions. Why is the president asking the American public these questions? Give us answers, Joe! We don't want to...I don't know why, I don't know what they answer is that's why you were elected give us some answers take some action. Stop talking like this! It's annoying Now he did something very interesting which Trump did not do but I think this may have been an error on his part Biden said he recognizes the Armenian genocide. Now this is a big deal and I concur that that was genocide, Trump if you recall

2:04:22 Never said genocide, but he did say very specifically that the Ottoman Empire killed over a million and a half people Armenians But even he would not call it genocide And I think that's probably because of what's happening now is Erdogan and Turkey are pissed off. Oh no We knew this was gonna happen. That's why nobody had the guts to do it. I think Joe just you think He just threw it out there. I just you think was mistake No Well, it's not he's not gonna do much that some that this level of a mistake He had to either be told to do this or somebody Or he always wanted to do it ever since he was a little kid. I don't know But he definitely did it and so now okay turkey Now we're gonna see what happens cuz Turkey does not like this this Accusation No, what do you think they'll do about it? And I mean where are we vulnerable right now who were they in bed with their embed with Russia? Oh

2:05:23 So maybe it's trying to poke the Russian bear? It's weird, man. Yeah I thought it was a... This is weird. It's WEIRD! Uh..I have another Biden clip if you wanna move on or do ya'? Okay Do you have any more Bidens? I do have one but its an old clip from 1990 or so Oh well let's play that, thats always fun This is a clip I've been waiting for the right moment to play, but here it is. This is Biden around 1990 talking about packing the courts. President Roosevelt clearly had the right to send to the United States Senate and the United States Congress a proposal of pack the court It was totally within his right to do that He violated no law he was legalistically absolutely correct But it was a bonehead idea Yeah

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Global Climate Summit and Boris Johnson

World leaders participate in a virtual climate summit. Boris Johnson uses the term "bunny hugging" to describe green policies while emphasizing job growth. The hosts mock Biden for being the only leader wearing a mask during the Zoom call and criticize the lack of a US flag in his background.

climate summit· boris johnson· bunny hugging· net zero· carbon dioxide

2:06:16 Yeah, that's when he actually could talk with the fluidity. I guess there was a couple things going on There was the global climate leadership conference which was hilarious as Yes, I put a picture did you saw the picture? I get in the newsletter course The only world leader with a mask on yes everyone does all these world leaders in this in this Zoom meeting or whatever it was and one of them is wearing up mask And that is you know who. Also, everybody had their flag in the background we didn't there was no US flag behind Blow Jiden Yes somebody else noticed that That was very annoying So I'm not sure if this was before or after but

2:07:06 I happen to know that this is a lie and i don't think anyone clued in the president or maybe even the white house doesn't even know what's going on in New York. And I mean this, a lot of you travel around traveled 800 000 miles just since being vice president and I've traveled millions of miles around the world have been almost every country in the world if I blindfolded someone and took him at two o'clock in the morning into the airport in Hong Kong and said, where do you think you are? They say this must be America. It's a modern airport If I took him blindfolded and took to the LaGuardia Airport in New York You must think i must be in some third world country I'm not joking Apologies for the one channel LaGuardia Airport just got a multi-billion dollar upgrade if you look at the pictures of the new terminal it is beautiful

2:07:56 Yeah. It's stunningly beautiful! We talked about this on the show from, I think anonymous lesbian or somebody in New York was telling us that they're They're pushing the repairs and the fixing and the modernization of LaGuardia during the COVID shutdowns because they don't have to worry about union strikes or anything. It was like some sort of a scam, there was some connection between them. Yeah I think it was... Was it the school union? About five months ago we made that clip. But I looked it up! You go look at the pictures of the new terminal at LaGuardia Airport. It's beautiful! I mean, it's not a third world country

2:08:34 No, but that clip. That's not a...that clip sounds like an older Joe Biden from two or three years ago. That's what I thought too! But it was listed in the stories as what he said on Wednesday so i could be wrong It doesn't sound like him if you heard these clips he talks slow. I agree and what I'm thinking is this the double? Because there are different energy levels with the president very different energy level. Oh, you think there's a double that has a different energy level? They got it guys okay? Any double that's not dead people listening out there couple of shots and morphine into the double

2:09:16 Yeah, yeah. Did knock him back a little bit so he could just slur... Slow him down a bit will ya? He's a little out of sleep. And slur and can barely walk. Has that funny walk of the guy who looks like he is going to fall over. Uh, yeah you need to do some work on that So let's go to the climate conference, the world leaders. Why they're called leaders I don't know but we elect leaders instead of just representatives. At least they don't call them rulers! Well barely, barely don't. Bojo was up? It is vital for all of us to show that this is not all about some expensive politically correct green act of bunny hugging or however you want to put it. I have nothing wrong with bunny hugging but you know what i'm driving at friends and colleagues, this is about growth and jobs and I think the president was absolutely right to stress that and I want to leave you with the thought that we can build back

CHAPTER 37 / 50 Discussion

Cash for Clunkers and Al Gore's Fish

The hosts recall the 2008 "Cash for Clunkers" program and suggest it is being revived under the guise of green policy. They play a clip of Al Gore claiming to see fish swimming in the streets of Miami Beach, which they dismiss as an exaggeration of common tidal events.

cash for clunkers· al gore· miami beach· climate change· 2008 recession

2:10:20 Better! From this pandemic by building back greener. For a better life beyond your freedom, build back better for something else Bunny hugging? What the hell is bunny hugging I'm not familiar with this term...I like it. I think its like tree hugging. Mmm. Means you're a greenie. Hmm The Wall Street Journal reported on the big climate conference and man, we are from the future. Only a little bit but we called it on the last show A lot of people also talked about bringing back cash for clunkers So in 2008-2009 We had this Cash For Clunkers program And basically what it is that It's an incentive to take some of these older inefficient cars off the road

2:11:13 Damn man, we can do that one again. I mean did that ever how he had anything? Yeah All we have to do is go back to 2008. Yeah and listen those old shows from 2008 That's where all this stuff came from you know saved or created all that crap mm-hmm And just start reiterating it and is gonna pop up one after the day We have we have reverted not just a 2016 we've reverted all the way to 2008 We've reset to 2008. We have and here's proof we'll go back to what is this? This is the year well, this is 2017

2:11:50 But it might as well have been 2007 Al Gore. People are noticing the largest downpour in the history of the UK was just a year ago last fall and there've been wave after wave of these downpours, the sea level predictions in low-lying coastal areas not least on the banks to the Thames are ones that people are now taking into account I was in Amsterdam earlier this week Believe me, they're looking very carefully at this. In making this movie I went to Miami Beach and saw fish from the ocean swimming in the streets of Miami Beach during the highest of high tides! That's happening on a regular basis? Look John there it is, the fish flopping on the streets of Miami! Are we supposed to believe that rare moments where there are some fish on roads which has happened

CHAPTER 38 / 50 Discussion

Washington DC Sinking and Climate Anomalies

A CBS report on the flooding of the Tidal Basin in Washington DC is analyzed. While the report mentions the ground is sinking, it primarily blames climate change. The hosts point out the logical inconsistency of media reports claiming specific regions like Canada are warming "twice as fast" as the rest of the world.

tidal basin· washington dc· cherry blossoms· sea level rise· canada

2:12:48 Like once every couple of years. Yeah, somebody can correct me if it happens more often that he happened to be there bull crap well this is now being cranked up in 2021 CBS Evening News Every spring the cherry trees surrounding Washington's tidal basin erupt in billowing blossoms of pink and white Even their monumental neighbors can't compete. Yes, they're beautiful aren't they? But Sean Keneally who has worked this park for 24 years says there's a creeping concern I've definitely noticed the water getting a little higher every year

2:13:27 Due to climate change, water levels near the nation's capital are rising faster than almost anywhere else on the East Coast. The Tidal Basin is hit hard because the land here is also sinking. Every day twice a day, the tidal basin now floods at high tide and this walkway alongside the water disappears underneath it as the water starts to roll in where the sidewalk ends becomes its own tourist distraction. What's been the impact on the cherry trees themselves? So in some areas we've lost cherry trees, they've been flooded out If nothing is done, floodwaters could also inundate the memorials to Jefferson and Martin Luther King Jr. The FDR Memorial could end up submerged in nine feet of water by the end of this century. It's only going to get worse. Catherine Malone-France is with the National Trust for Historic Preservation. They've named the Tidal Basin one of America's most endangered historic places and recently asked several landscape architecture firms to reimagine the area

2:14:28 Some ideas call for long elevated walkways, others would relocate entire monuments and let nature take its course. The status quo is not acceptable here for a place this beloved and this significant A place devoted to history facing an uncertain future Now in that report they give it away Washington DC being built on a swamp They say the ground is sinking. Yeah, that's not the same as water rising. The ground is sinking! Yes There's a couple of things in that report that bother me One is this notion and we've heard this before if we first heard it We did it you did a whole bunch of clips on this where parts of the world here We have global warming but parts of the world are their temperatures are rising faster here than anyplace else

2:15:20 Oh no, the temperatures are rising faster here. Why is any one spot have these anomalies where it's rising faster? And the other one we've started to notice now that we have this report where the seawater is rising faster In the Washington DC area, then they mentioned there's sinking but it is rising fast. Why would it be rising faster? The oceans the ocean! It doesn't have a spot where its rising faster and we have the same thing in the earlier report on this same show were all of us said now India They're having all these cases that nobody else is having. I mean, these localized bullshit is unbelievable! Yeah here's an example from 2019 about Canada... In Climate Watch, Canada is warming up twice as fast as the rest of the world We had a whole bunch of those! Yes, yes A lot were in this special I put together but it's not the way this

2:16:20 And they're all big believers in science. What's scientific about these ideas that, oh Canada is doubling and there are other places that are tripling? They're going crazy in these special spots! It should be dead by now. It's like the mystery spot in Santa Cruz it was very weird to go there Okay, it's a pet peeve thing. No you're right the watermelon head was out doing that PR and stuff It's his job You know he's gonna be the one shepherding it all in He's though He's the money eat the bag man by the way John Kerry the bag man careful. He think is just oh That's an interesting idea. Oh, he's the bagman yeah cash sure So he did a zoom call, shorty because you know we hate him.

CHAPTER 39 / 50 Discussion

John Kerry and Nickelodeon Environmental Racism

Climate Czar John Kerry discusses the need to remove carbon dioxide from the atmosphere. Meanwhile, Nickelodeon's "Nick News" introduces children to the concept of "environmental racism," citing pollution in minority communities. The hosts criticize the indoctrination of children through entertainment networks.

john kerry· nickelodeon· environmental racism· carbon capture· systemic racism

2:17:14 whether or not we have some breakthrough technologies and breakthrough innovations, number one. But even if we get to net zero, we still have to get carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere. So this is a big problem that a lot people haven't really grabbed onto yet. Hey trees! Screw ya! Science! Hey all the plants in the world... He's an idiot Well thats our climate czar Of course he's an idiot. We've got to get carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere? Get it out, get it out! Because it's deadly, It's gonna kill ya! Oh my... oh okay clip of the day. I wasn't even expecting that but yeah you should have been on the ready for that one I appreciate it also

2:18:03 I got two more to wrap up my bit of the climate change. This is just a throwback to Thursday, of course it was Earth Day on this Earth day President Biden at a Climate Summit pledged to slash America's greenhouse gas emissions in half within just nine years Yeah! To save us from the apocalypse that AOC warned us about Oops sorry didn't mean you do that Isn't that weird? I mean he just, that's like Tourette's man. Just throwing that stuff out there. Nine years... half and half no problem! Get the carbon dioxide out of the air! Man they truly want to kill people. Yeah if you take the carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere. Well I mean carriers will kill men. That is right um now we need to bring this to the attention

2:18:56 The children and the children have to be further indoctrinated. We have a new wave of children These children are longer in school, you know Then they're still on zoom classes and then learning nothing So we might as well go attack them where they are most vulnerable which is on television? so let's go to Nickelodeon And let's do a little bit of mind controlling here on the young children. Let's combine a couple things here, it is so much fun to do and let us teach them a new term! Black snow... The thick soot that pollutes Pahokee Florida There is Cancer Alley which is an area along the Mississippi River This is Nickelodeon they are talking about Cancer Alley Which by itself was just whoa what are you doing? Black Snow The Thick Soot That Pollutes Pahokee Florida There is Cancer Alley which is an area along the Mississippi River in Louisiana

2:19:43 that's lined with oil refineries and air so toxic in New York South Bronx, that 20% of children have asthma. What do these cities have in common? They're all examples of environmental racism, a form of systemic racism where minority and low income communities are surrounded by health hazards because they live near sewage mines landfills power stations major roads In Philadelphia, it's hazardous waste. In San Carlos Arizona it's a mining project that would dishonor an Apache sacred site That's right teach those kids environmental racism It doesn't get much better Oh I think he had the show title right there too Oh I should write that one down I mean jeez...it's Nick News And that's Nickelodeon Yeah That's pathetic yeah That's Viacom isn't it? Uh yep

2:20:40 Sumner Redstone's daughter. Daughter, yeah. Daughter? Yeah I know it was beautiful It's beautiful Okay take your put him on the list that goes on the freedom list Nickelodeon Ah yes Nickelodeon on the list will put it up Freedomlist.io Wait a minute you're supposed to be managing that You need to give me the full list of stuff Every...I get stuck with this idea I'm sorry Maybe maybe Well listen there is couple other things we might as well get out of the way I like the knife fight in Columbus, Ohio where the cop shot one girl's about to stab another girl. He shot one of them Yes And so it was became a big the big stink was made about that including everyone getting in on the action including Everybody Ron James and everybody you're next accountability

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Columbus Police Shooting and Knife Fight Debate

The fatal police shooting of 16-year-old Makaya Bryant in Columbus, Ohio, sparks national debate. Despite bodycam footage showing Bryant attempting to stab another girl, figures like Valerie Jarrett call for "accountability." The hosts discuss the media's attempt to normalize "knife fights" as a common teenage occurrence.

columbus ohio· makaya bryant· valerie jarrett· police shooting· 911 call

2:21:36 But there's other stuff that is, uh... There are a couple of other people who joined in on this and I thought this was Columbus Ohio knife fight report comes from the Epoch Times guy. In that footage, a police officer approaches a driveway where a group of people are standing Very soon afterwards, a young woman who can be seen holding a knife appears to try either hit or stab another girl who falls to the ground This knife wielding girl then turns around and appears to try to stab another girl, that girl right there the one in the pink. At which point a police officer fires his gun and the knife wielding girl unfortunately falls to the ground later. Now by the way that girl has been identified now by her family members as 16 year old Makaya Bryant

2:22:15 And according to the Columbus Police Chief, investigators will now be working to determine whether this killing complies with the Ohio state law which says that deadly force can be used to protect yourself or for the protection of a third person. Furthermore, the head of the department told reporters this We have never been able to release video this fast but we thought it was important to share with the community To be transparent about this incident. To let them have some answers that we can provide tonight We know we can't provide every answer, but it's important that we can answer some questions tonight. Now as of right now there have not been any new developments in the case and as you just read the investigation is ongoing But there is one thing I would like to reiterate The current political climate in this country has people giving You can say very interesting takes on this tragedy For instance a filmmaker over on Twitter who has a verified blue checkmark wrote this hot take Teenagers have been having fights including fights involving knives for eons

2:23:09 We do not need police to address these situations by showing up to the scene and using a weapon against one of the teenagers. Y'all need help, I mean that seriously." Furthermore Valerie Jarrett who was a senior advisor to President Barack Obama she wrote this on Twitter A black teenage girl named Makaya Bryant was killed because a police officer immediately decided to shoot her multiple times in order to break-up a knife fight Demand accountability Fight for justice Accountability there it is again Accountability is a key word. So knife fights, if you're... so you start watching the morning shows and it's all this discussion well they had a social worker they would have shot the girl and the social worker would have broken up to fight somehow Did they see the video at all? Do they even watch it?

2:23:57 I did and it looked like a bunch of people out of control, and this one girl with the knife was going to stab this other woman. She was mid-swing man! And another guy was kicking the girl that went down... In the head? But also they called 911 and literally said get someone here now there's these other people who are here they're trying to stab us and kill my grandmother That was the 9-1-1 call So you know there's a knife fight. So we have Valerie Jarrett and a bunch of these other people coming out saying, well knife fights that's normal! This is their dinner speaking for the black community. This is this image that they're trying to portray to improve the situation What's in knife fight? Everyone does these things what's interesting Is that is you know knives are completely outlawed in the UK for this very reason because young children Young people were killing each other with knives Knives are a big problem still in the UK, but not in America It's just kid play

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Olympics BLM Ban and Patrice Cullors

The International Olympic Committee bans "taking the knee" during the Tokyo games. Black Lives Matter co-founder Patrice Cullors faces scrutiny for her real estate holdings and her new advocacy for net neutrality, which the hosts suggest is a quid pro quo for donations from tech billionaires.

ioc· tokyo olympics· patrice cullors· black lives matter· net neutrality· jack dorsey

2:24:57 I just kid you know this because it's normal. Yeah, it's normally used to be on stabby Well, let's do a little bit of black lives matter stuff then while we're out at just quickly a couple articles Tokyo Olympics According to and this is interesting according to the IOC the International Olympic Committee Taking the knee for Black Lives Matter will not be permitted which I thought who's to stop them well You don't want to mess with the IOC you know you they are This is their show you don't do that Okay, you know what? You're right. We'll see it'll be very much probably like the a call back to the was at the 90 No, the 74 Olympics when did we have the black power fist raise but that was just 68 Olympics Oh gosh, I could because if that date there's a while ago long time ago Patrice colors

2:25:52 Cullors, who was one of the founders of Black Lives Matter who moved on to a new truly sponsored by Chinese Communist Party. It's in their documents not bashful about it She has a new nonprofit she's moved on from black lives matter which she also was you know Was good and timely as we found out she owned several homes some in the multi-million dollars or at least more than a million dollars. Very uncomfortable of course if she is one of your heroes and now things are starting to pop up it turns out that Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, Facebook founder co-founder Dustin Moskowitz Patricia Ann Quillen wife of Netflix billionaire CEO all gave generously to her political action committee and associated charities

2:26:41 And in return, it appears that she is now coming out and supporting net neutrality as a quid pro quo for these fine donations. And I think that we can await the next logical step. Lack of net neutrality is racism! Exactly because it hurts young black people somehow. Yeah so that will be next. I can't wait to see the details And from her and then another twist on that by the way, mm-hmm. You're against net neutrality you know white supremacist Yeah good one man we can write this in our sleep I in the morning Adam and John living it We had too much material we just it just flows out of us In the morning Adam and John live in the metro Detroit area got an email for my daughter school district to take a survey on The district's equity and inclusion

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School Equity Surveys for First Graders

A producer in Detroit shares an "equity and inclusion" survey sent to parents of first graders. The questions ask about the child's exposure to topics like systemic discrimination, gender identity, and social justice. The hosts argue this is part of a broader effort to raise children to be critical of their own country.

detroit· equity and inclusion· diversity survey· first grade· social justice

2:27:42 This seems to be a cookie cutter survey conducted by Hanover Research for the whole district, but I did have some school-specific questions. Now this producer is the father of a first grader so let's look at some of these questions that were sent via email for parents to answer regarding their first grader In the past, how often did your child spend time in class discussing diversity, implicit biases, race-related topics, social justice, social action, systemic discrimination or institutional racism? So that's for your first grader. The second question, in the past week how often did your child spend time during lessons talking with students from different backgrounds learning about people from different backgrounds or working on projects with students from different backgrounds? You can see where this is going How much do you agree with the following statement quote I want my child to collaborate with students from different backgrounds

2:28:45 It's multiple choice. Wow! The next one, how well do you think the staff is accepting of the following? Gender identities or expressions i.e., e.g., man transgender first grader sexual orientations disability statuses first grader cultures races ethnicities skin colors socioeconomic backgrounds etc even religions and how much do you agree that your child's teacher does the following Empower students to fight for social justice. Engage students in meaningful conversations about diversity. Encourage students to speak out against discrimination and racism, and use books stories or lesson materials from many different perspectives

2:29:28 And how often does your child do the following? Spend time at school events interacting with students from different backgrounds. Example, sports events music performances spend time out of class interacting with students from different backgrounds at lunch or recess or study hall and how much of a priority are the following? The district staff reflect the diversity of the student body. The district prioritizes funding for programs and resources that support historically disadvantaged student subgroups All questions you need to know for your first grader. How about Casper the Friendly Ghost? Oops, sorry racist! It's crazy it's crazy you're raising children to hate their own country yeah will not end well I had a series of what was this clip we played in the last show don't have my clip list from the last show and that can pop it up if you need it there was a five-parter I think it was on

CHAPTER 43 / 50 Discussion

NPR Gaffe and Event 202

A producer catches a "zinger" in an NPR report about disinformation, where the reporter refers to "lies about the 2020 election to the COVID-19 rollout." The hosts joke about the "good rollout" and hint at future pandemic simulations like "Event 202."

npr· disinformation· 2020 election· covid-19 rollout· congress

2:30:31 Look for the one I just find. Oh, C-Span! You did C-Span five parter is that what you meant on the last show? I thought there was another one... Well have it right here um you had a lot of c-spanners you had uh oh vaccine misinfo that was a five parter yeah vaccine misinfo yeah so somebody pointed out that in clip 1 We missed a zinger. Oh, well don't tell us! Don't tell us... Well listen it's 28 seconds. Tomorrow Facebook Twitter and Google will testify again before Congress the subject rampant disinformation on their platforms ranging from lies about the 2020 election to the COVID-19 rollout new reporting NPR out today shows that... Ah you caught it! Wooo what a doozy I missed that

2:31:20 I missed it too and produced a clip. Fantastic! Who caught that? One of our producers, I don't have his note in front of me, thought we were a couple of stooges for missing this thing that was wide open. Ranging from lies about the 2020 election to the COVID-19 rollout. It's a great roll out everybody. Good roll out everyone! Congratulations you've done a good job Don't worry Event 202 is coming up this fall I'm gonna show my support by donating to No Agenda. Imagine all the people who could do that! Oh yeah, that'd be fab! Yeah, on No Agenda in the morning We have a few people to thank for Show 1341 starting with Dame Tiffy, the Tennessee warrior in Milwaukee Wisconsin. She needs some jobs, Carmen will put that at the end for her. Yep happily

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Final Donation Segment and De-douching

The hosts read the final list of donors for the episode, including several new knights and "de-douching" requests. Producers from the Netherlands, Texas, and Virginia are thanked for their financial support. One donor mentions being motivated to contribute after a Twitter exchange with Adam Curry about Bitcoin.

knighthood· bitcoin· netherlands· texas· virginia· colorado

2:32:18 David Schneider in Crested... She came in with 133.33 by the way, David Schneider in Crested Butte Colorado $100 Dave Bradley Berry 100 in Blissfield Michigan Lisa Manning a hundred dollars Simon Palinwata what do you think? Palawada I said Palawada Palawada in West Hartford Connecticut 69.69 Debbie Heiferich, I'm thinking in Spring Texas? Yeah. Helfrich maybe. 6696 she does say thank you for giving me the funnier side of the news David Forbes and Shakopee one of those names are spelled as well I pronounce it but it's in Minnesota that 606 Catherine

2:33:18 Helen Drani in Silver Springs, Maryland 5555 and this is a Leo moon donation. Yeah Well our moon is in Leo It's in Leo and we have moons in Leo apparently so it's good for us This is a good time for the show Okay Mm-hmm David Galloway in Flower Mound Texas I've been there fifty five ten Kirk sat off in Novato California I pronounce that the way you'd pronounce Taliban. Gummy, and that's 5510, Gummy Nerds, The Viscount of the Troll Room in Green Bay Wisconsin go Packers 5432 John Gaynor in Aldi Virginia 5280 Neil Widensall 51 parts unknown. Well I'm sorry for David Galloway we need to mention

2:34:18 that this puts him over the 1k threshold just in time for his 40th birthday. You're on the list and he wants to be called Sir David Galloway, Knight of the Red Falcon and uh... He's-uh..He looks forward to toasting both of us at The Roundtable. Anything special to eat? Nope! Nothing special. He'll just take whatever we got. Mead lots of mead today. Mead?! Fred Thornburg in Frenswood, Texas. $50 and 50 cents and he's also a knight! Yes achievement unlocked Knighthood Fred Thornburg this contribution will put me over the top in the quest for knighthood provenance John's appearance is on twit I've been his subscription contributor since October 2016 and encourage listeners to chip-in even at one of the smaller subscription levels title requested the knight formerly known as Fred

2:35:04 request to the peerage committee to forego the title of sir 1 my Quaker heritage eschews titles 2 provides for a defense of plausible deniability if ever brought before Adam Schiff's committee for potential violation of emoluments clause title of nobility nom de plume in the troll room mr. ending so what does he want now I'm not quite sure He just wants to be named without the word sir. Without the word sir, okay and then he has a birthday for his son Eric and his granddaughter Mildred who is one year old... Oh here we go round table request A C-ration with beef with spice sauce and diet Mountain Dew oh yummy

2:35:55 Got it yet another guy that was from the last show got knighted sir or something yeah, yeah I have he was I have that its there's no okay. Yeah, it needs to be upgraded well sure sure well He sir he was already calling himself and I have a little problem with this so you do he was calling himself sir seat sitter which is You know without being night It is stolen valor So he had stolen valor going on and so now he says well I was already sir seat sitter, so I want to be sir Sir seats hitter. So yeah, I'm okay with this time But I think we should you know you can't just walk around as a certain do one That's not all and you can't just call yourself sir if you're not a sir

2:36:37 Yeah, I agree. Everything you said is true Yes, but he's a good listener Of course, of course You gotta binge a little bit Sir sir sir sir sir sir sir Oh yeah that's next on deck exactly My name is...I call myself Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir But now I want to be Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Apparently he was Sir Seat Sitter before the show Yeah, well that's what we read it. You thought in fact there was a confusion because he called himself Sir Seat-Sitter. But he says he was Sir Seat-Sitter before no agenda even existed! Okay well he has an argument then... Then he has an argument yes okay Well onward now we have the $50 donors this is second part of this donation segment quite short

2:37:23 These are the $50 donors, name and location starting with Todd Grubb in Capic Michigan or Capec I don't know. Brent Simpson in Louisville Kentucky 50. Brayton or Brighton Lea Kakos in Vancouver BC He needs a de-douching. We got that. You've been de-douched! Eric Lane in Murfreesboro, Tennessee 50. Alexa Delgado in Aptos California Jeff Denham in Stewart Florida Mark Ropers in Houghton

2:38:04 Netherlands yes this would be Rupert's mark Rupert's which would be the yellow mark the yeller from Houghton in the Netherlands and Mark. And this is the first, running out of gas! This is the first donation for him. Listen to your podcast without donating I've sinned making up here but after tweeting with Adam about Bitcoin I felt the obligation to pay for my bad sins yes of course deducing. You've been de-douche'd. Last on a list as Jesus Allen in Austin Texas and want to thank all these folks who are supporting show

CHAPTER 45 / 50 Discussion

Custom Rifles and Restaurant Exit Strategy

A correction is made regarding the price of custom rifles from Benfield Precision, clarifying they start at $1,500 rather than $15,000. A "Rogan transplant" from Montana requests karma for his son and discusses the difficulty of selling a small restaurant during the pandemic due to bank lending freezes.

custom rifles· idaho· montana· joe rogan· restaurant· lending

2:38:46 The Noah Jenna show especially this show which is show 1341. Yes We do have a couple make goods before we move on the first one for sir combat rock of the Idaho Highlands In the April 3rd show during my donation I mentioned my business Benfield precision calm and the great karma from the Noah Jenna Show however you Adam Mentioned, I made a $15,000 rifle While inflation has certainly hit the firearms market. I can't claim those prices as seen on my website, I make custom rifles starting at $1500 and up! I don't want the listeners getting the idea that my rifles are out of reach for the average listener... ...I also build AR's and solve accuracy issues or custom rifle customers- Or custom rifles customers already own." Yes hereby corrected. I'm sorry didn't want anyone to think incorrectly of that

2:39:40 And for Ryan Soreson from Havre, Montana from our previous show. Hello Ryan Soreson aka Bad Potato of Havre, Montana here first donation from this Rogan transplant don't get mad John but I would like to request that the executive producer credits go to my son Christian that turned 21 on April 14th and please add to the birthday list he's an aspiring content creator and short filmmaker however i would also request the money goes to my lovely wife Jessica Dame Hood I will keep accounting. I successfully hit her in the mouth a few months ago and she, like I is going through your entire archive please deduce her. You've been deduced. Says he needs exit strategy karma R2D2 as 15 months ago was close to selling his small restaurant but before we could sign papers all the banks in our area decided they would not be lending money at that time

2:40:31 And then lastly he says, my son needs a TPP jobs karma as he and future daughter-in-law are angling to leave our small town and could use the help. So let me take care of that for you...and we'll do it with the TPP and R2D2 where's the R2D2? Sorry, where's my r2d2 gotta have my art? Oh I know why I'm looking in now. I'm looking in the wrong bin You've got karma I'll take issue with that note okay Starts off a don't get mad Why would I get mad about any of that stuff? I have no idea

2:41:20 It's your rep. I usually don't get mad about people transferring the donation to somebody else or doing the bookkeeping the way you want to do it, ever! Yeah, it's your reputation man I can't help it. My only real grouse is about the super long notes, yes we share that hey thank you to these producers who supported episode 1341 now this was $50 and up thank you many people come in below 50 i see a lot of 49 99s there because they want to stay completely anonymous for sure we don't read anything below the line And thank you to the many producers who are also on some of our small subscription programs. They do help on the slower days, and it's just really appreciated You are producing the best podcast in universe! You are a producer of The No Agenda Show If you'd like to do this some more if you haven't done it yet...if you'd like a de-douching Why don't you come on over after you check out our fabulous donation website? Devorac.org slash N A And a Go Karma for all who need it! You've got

CHAPTER 46 / 50 Discussion

Birthday Announcements and New Knights

The hosts announce birthdays for the "No Agenda family," including Void Zero, who maintains the show's technical infrastructure. Three new knights—Sir David Galloway, the knight formerly known as Fred, and Sir Soothsayer—are officially dubbed and welcomed to the "Roundtable."

knighthood· david galloway· fred thornburg· brian furley· void zero

2:42:23 Here's what we're looking at. First of all, we gotta say belated happy birthday to Hot Sonja who turned 36 on April 13th Ryan Sorenson happy birthday to his son Christian turned 21 on the 14th Dragon Energy says birthday to his fierce Tigress in training Jacqueline celebrated yesterday Sir Mac, his awesome keeper Dame Lauren is celebrating today David Calloway will turn 40 yesterday Fred Thornburg his son Eric turns 34 on April 29th and his granddaughter Mildred Wissing will be turning one. Sir Everett of the Watts says happy birthday to his wife Kathleen Ann

2:43:06 myself and John C. DuBois actually have a very happy birthday to the one and only Mark we know him as Void Zero, keeps the engine room running Happy Birthday from everybody here at The Best Podcast in the Universe! I know douchebags here and we've got the first title change discussed and settled Sir Seat Sitter becomes Sir, Sir Seat Sitter. Sir Vito becomes Baronet Errant and Dame Lorne becomes Baronettes Lorne And we thank all of you for stepping up

2:43:45 with an additional support for the NOA Jenda Show. It is highly appreciated We got three knights, so we'll get out our playful knives because as you know it's just knives there's nothing... Here ya go! It's just a big knife that sword There's nothing special about it Up on the podium David Galloway Fred Thornburg and Brian Furley Gentlemen all three of you supported The NOA Jenda Show in the amount of $1,000 or more therefore I'm very proud to pronounce to Kate V with the following titles Sir David Galloway, the knight formerly known as Fred and Sir Soothsayer. For you we've got by request... We've got some hookers and blow, we have some rent poison chardonnay, a sea ration of beef with spice sauce and diet Mountain Dew but also redheads and rye's if you want some, rubaness, wubbin and rose, gaseous and sake, baka and vanilla

2:44:36 Bong hits and bourbon, sparkling cider and escorts. Ginger ale and gerbils? Breast milk, pablam? Oh yes! Mutton and mead we got a lot of it here at the round table And thank you all for supporting No Agenda Go to noagendaNation dot com slash rings Eric DeShue will gladly help you out and make sure that You get your ring your sealing wax and your official very very official Certification that it's all on the up-and-up Yeah It's just like a party and we've got a couple of reports Oregon local 33 from Tim E certainty

CHAPTER 47 / 50 Discussion

No Agenda Meetup Reports and Schedule

Producers send in audio reports from meetups in Chicago, Denver, and Franklin, North Carolina. Adam Curry mentions meeting Marty Bent of the "Tales from the Crypt" podcast. A schedule of upcoming meetups in Minnesota, Kentucky, and Australia is provided to encourage listener networking.

chicago· denver· north carolina· meetups· tales from the crypt· marty bent

2:45:20 Just back from our amygdala-shrinking meetup, and it was awesome as ever with Sir JT and Dame Sparkle and the six of us for a total date. We had a great time visiting while enjoying the outdoors. Sadly we learned that two more of our cohorts are leaving for Texas and possibly another one after that! Stop taking our people!! With the price of homes around here it's very tempting to sell what I have and move to Beverly...Beverly Texas? Actually if my big draw would be...my big draw would be to Boca Chica That kind of decision is a ways out though. We played the game of No Agenda Blockbuster Trivia Game and went home as it was getting cold outside, good time had by all best regards thank you for your courage." And here is a Meetup report that was sent in from... Hold on a second make sure I have the right one here

2:46:09 I'm sorry. Yes, this is Chicago. This is Greg for the Stranger Than Fiction Chicago no agenda meetup in the morning it's I'm here at my second meetup and this one is awesome. Hey, it's Lindsey! Hey what's happening? It's Fiddly Brian dodging folks left and right. Hey it's Steve from Just a Douchebag happy to be here. Hey everybody this is Chad from the Chicago Meet Up. 1010 Eric from the Chicago Meet up Renewable energy is not renewable. Hey Adam & John What's good? That's Jimmy In the morning guys thanks for all you do gentlemen in the morning Matt McVader

2:46:51 Night of Edgewater. I TN this Eli the coffee guy saying what's up y'all? Hi John and Adam, I'm a new guy nice to meet you all sir Tony in Chicago Joe Greider just want you guys to know I really from sunny says so out of Maricopa Arizona here in Chicago visiting with the whole group of cool-ass people And I don't have anything to say. I just don't! This is, uh... Sir's- Not sir yet but Xander, listener since 460 in the morning John and Adam, I owe you some money. Nice well done hey Chicago man

2:47:34 You'd think that they would just be all a bunch of nut jobs there, but it sounds like some cool people. Yeah! Cool people...sounded pretty young most of them? That's very nice Let's see how things were in Denver. This is the proprietor Jennifer. They call me the wine slinger keep that shit up This Brian furley future night watch out. This is a manager Jones this is Jim from Denver hail Caesar salad, sir Scott a wild west pimp style and That's another one in the books You know The Keeper and I had dinner Friday night with Marty Benton his beautiful wife Rachel

2:48:18 who will be moving to the Austin area. Marty does Tales from the Crypt, it's a really big Bitcoin podcast and so they're both 28-29 you know that exactly the age of the Millennials who I hope will save the planet and he made very clear... He said you and John have no idea how important you are to our generation I was like after all those years of us bitching at Millennials, said yeah. Bitching and moaning! Yeah and I have to say it was heartwarming i really enjoyed that Franklin North Carolina ITM Adam & John this is Sir Robert bringing you the no agenda meetup in the Smokies from Franklin North Carolina

2:48:58 where we all have respect. This is John and I am embarrassed to admit that i'm still a douchebag In the morning this is Bob from Annapolis and I'm living the mac-and-cheese life here in Franklin North Carolina Hey, this is Greg from New Orleans, Louisiana. I'm here at the Curahee Brewery Came up for the no agenda Franklin North Carolina meetup...in the morning Thank you for the wonderful podcast. Thank you from the semi-free state of North Carolina Beautiful and producers when you do send something in watch your levels, please I

2:49:45 Franklin is it looks like a very cool little town near where Dame Jennifer lives I thought she lived in there and that Franklin Oh Dame Jennifer's is South Carolina who's in I was in Franklin hmm anyway let's take anyways Here's what's happening for today in Myrtle Beach, Sanitary Salt Air Meetup which is underway as we speak or 3.33 p.m., that'll be at Grandstand Brewing Company Rusty Jones who you want to look out for Santa Fe Do-Gooders at 430 Mountain Time Jeff Toegg sir Jeff will be at Santa Fe Brewing Coming soon, May 1st. What do we have? The Beer Barbecue and Axe Throwing Freedom Meetup in Nisswa Minnesota Kentucky Derby Day meet up Winston-Salem North Carolina Spring Boston Red 33 Red 33 Mayday Mayday Mayday meet up

2:50:35 Also dissenters of Ford and Fauci in Toronto, Ontario. And coming up in this month May 6 Denver Colorado Charleston South Carolina on the 7th Oakland County Michigan on the 8th San Francisco the 15th Durham North Carolina at the 16th 22 Chicago and Long Beach Santa Ynez on the 28th, Rhode Island on the 29th, Amarillo Texas on the 29th Brisbane Australia on the 30th and looking ahead towards June 4th Peterborough Ontario. These are The No Agenda Meetups it's where you get together with other slaves from Gitmo Nation your bitch your moan your drink you have a good time there's no triggering and you'll laugh a lot in fact it's just like a party! NoAgendaMeetUps.com

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Caitlyn Jenner for Governor and Bill Maher

Caitlyn Jenner announces her candidacy for Governor of California in the upcoming recall election against Gavin Newsom. The hosts play a clip of Bill Maher mocking the run, noting the "brain freeze" liberals experience when a transgender individual identifies as a Republican.

caitlyn jenner· gavin newsom· recall election· bill maher· california

2:51:19 Franklin is way west. Oh really? So it's obviously ketchup land where they put the little tomato something or other in their barbecue sauce which is vinegar based We both have a clip that works together. I'll play mine first. Now to California and a high-profile entry into the potential recall race for governor there, Caitlyn Jenner says she's throwing her hat into the ring as a Republican candidate to oppose Democratic Governor Gavin Newsom who is facing a recall effort from some residents that are pretty unhappy with his running of this state during the pandemic This is such a truly great American story

2:52:13 That's great. I mean it's just so many minds get warped and twisted and don't know what to say, and don't know what you can find a more warped and twisted mind to get twisted than Bill Maher's report on this same topic How about this for news? Caitlyn Jenner is running for governor! That's exactly what it's like with, I'm just gonna say it, Democrats and liberals. Someone started clapping found out he or she was the only one people are laughing the person wilted away It's sad. How about this for news? Caitlyn Jenner is running for governor Anyone not clapping is clearly a transphobe

2:53:04 Let me finish my whole monologue on this and maybe take that one back. I know you think of her as a reality show star, but come on people change She is trans rested and ready i mean she's got she's got a great slogan take the sack out of sacramento That's funny because Because you know this is only happening because our governor there's a recall which is stupid But we're probably gonna do it cuz in California. We do stupid things like that Wow nothing stupid about a reno, that's why he's at California I think maybe from back east but

2:53:51 It's one of the few states that allows this because there are plenty of people who need to be recalled now and again. And it is a great mechanism at your disposal, to get rid of people and he is thinking its stupid? What is wrong with this guy? A lot! But what's wrong with it? Go back, do more transphobic jokes. Ho ho ho laugh riots. It's really interesting because... Big liberal some liberal I don't know i don't get personally. It's a brain freeze for them because here you have- You can't even even look wrong at a trans man or woman without being excoriated, but it's okay if that trans man or woman is a Republican. Then ha-ha! Oh yeah, if he's a Republican they're fair game I mean doesn't that just show how sad and pathetic it really is? That's the part that I just need to highlight Man, like geez Get your story straight

CHAPTER 49 / 50 Discussion

Anti-Asian Hate and Trump Blame

Nora O'Donnell reports on sexual assault in the military, while a Pew Research study links a rise in anti-Asian violence to Donald Trump's rhetoric. The hosts point out that the cited attacks are occurring in deep-blue cities like New York and San Francisco, questioning the logic of blaming Trump.

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2:54:48 And Nora O'Donnell, what's on her mind? Now to what could be a seismic shift in how the Pentagon handles sexual assault and harassment complaints within its ranks. Just likes assault. Sexual salt? What did she say? She says sexual hussalt! assault. Now to what could be a seismic shift in how the Pentagon handles sexual assault and harassment complaints within its ranks. Wow! Yeah, she just plowed right through it didn't stop. That's a gem. Didn't stop at all now this will be my last kind of important clip I did want to get it in here as we have a lot of amps joining the show as our Asian millennial producers We love you Amps. We got them in the Chicago area for sure

2:55:30 You have a home here at NOAAGEN, the nation you always have of course except now we have to identify you as such because that's what the left of America wants. And of course we have anti-Asian hate which is the term, you can't just say Asian hate. You can't say racism it has to be anti-Asian hate which to me is even grammatically not correct because if you hate anti-Asian hate then I don't know just sounds confusing. No what you're saying is anti-Asian hate means you hate people who are anti-Asian? Yes that's yeah that's the way grammatically I think that's what it means

2:56:09 But there's a couple things in this report. Number one is pay attention to where this anti-Asian hate is taking place and then obviously you'll find out who was the catalyst and why this is happening. A US think tank says about one-third of Asian Americans worry they could become victims of hate crimes This follows a series of violent and discriminatory incidents mainly in New York and California where many people of asian descent live In New York on Friday, a 61 year old man of Chinese descent was pulled to the ground and his face was repeatedly trampled His attacker had approached him from behind

2:56:46 severely injured. The Pew Research Center carried out the survey of 352 Asian Americans aged 21 or older, 81% of the respondents feel violence against Asians has increased since the pandemic began 32 percent say they're afraid of being intimidated or physically attacked. The think tank cited several respondents as saying that discrimination and violence was fueled by former President Donald Trump who repeatedly blamed China for the pandemic So, it's happening in New York and California but it's Trumps fault. Okay? I mean... Wow! Come on Pew. Pew pew. Trump. Pew pew pew you can do better than that. Pew pew Trump. Well I have one last clip but I don't think we can push this off and if we have to push off one more thing I'd like to remind us everybody out there who is listening hoping for the best

CHAPTER 50 / 50 Discussion

Outro, Rain Stick Power, and PBR

Adam and John conclude the show by promising to cover "dead cows and UFOs" on the next episode. They credit the rain stick for the current sprinkles in Silicon Valley. John Dvorak opens a Pabst Blue Ribbon as they sign off with the "Adios Mofos" catchphrase.

rain stick· pabst blue ribbon· end of show mix· austin texas· silicon valley

2:57:41 We have to push off the second half of the show and the dead cows and all the rest of that alien stuff that we're supposed to be talking about. We are putting it on a Thursday show for sure. Oh yeah, the dead cows? The second... right after the first block of donations were going right to it. Promises promises promise I also have an OTG segment that we didn't get today That damn Rona has taken up all our good time Well, It was a good Rona segment Well, yes. Especially since we learned nothing about India otherwise it was a great segment. Who the hell... you know this is I guess this is where we need to call We need our Indian producers and we know there's two of you at least

2:58:31 And we need you to step up. We need the help! Need some solid reporting Yes, all right let me just get the end of show ISO which we had decided was... Help me now End of show is the uh... It's in the Show Dummies Yeah yeah what's it called? That is on here it is listed as Ah yes I have it SOS Over 2 Yes I got that one Um okay Let me see what we have coming up on NoAgendaStream.com, Grumpy Old Ben's episode 154 for that and we have I think it is some pretty cool end of show mixes Professor JJ who also wrote a fantastic constitutional argument against the statement that the United States has racism built into its constitution That is in the show notes well worth taking a look at

2:59:29 Then we have Chet Frederick. You'll like what he threw together We got Fletcher, John Fletcher and we got Jesse Coy Nelson I mean does it get any better than that? I think not! Coming to you from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin Texas capital of the drone star state FEMA region number six on all governmental maps In The Morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry And from northern Silicon Valley, where it is raining now. Or kind of... It's very sprinkly I'm John C. Dvorak Yep that's the power of the rain stick Remember us at dvorak dot org slash na as we return with you on Thursday Please join us then Until then Adios mofos and such

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3:04:01 This summer, experience horror like you've never experienced it before. Hey Bill, what happened to Jim? He's dead. The mutants are here. Because we're going to have to talk about the dead cows. Dead cows and UFOs. It's real! I know this isn't really scientific, but are we doing it fast enough? Oh my gosh! Can you see that juice?! Do it with your family or with people that are in your household

3:04:57 Dead cows. The mutants are here! dead cows. Mutants are here, bovine flatulences. Animals that can eat grass have very unusual stomachs that have these bacteria that are methanogenic in there and so they leak natural gas both out the front end of the back. Nobody knows how to get rid of... Nobody knows how to get cows just stop farting. Exactly!

3:05:38 I think a lot of people don't like Pabst. Is Pabst Blue Ribbon seen as, like, a cheap crappy beer? Let's see... let's find out! There he goes! There he goes ladies and gentlemen! Oh yes! Just getting paid to drink lots of sweet sweet PBR. Oh high fives! And another Pabst Blue Ribbon splits open early in the morning everybody. I should mention before you do that, uh somebody sent me a Pabst Blue Ribbon. Are you wearing it though right now is the question? Yeah of course! Are you wearing it backwards like a hip hopper? A hip hopper... No, uh its not straight forward so over to the side by about 30 degrees. By the way we're sorry but we should be getting cases and cases

3:06:38 We're only gonna do this bit a couple more times. And another Pabst Blue Ribbon splits open during the No Agenda Show, you cannot hide your problem Dvorak it's okay we're friends here. Yeah and it has nice sparkling waters taste to it Oh well then perhaps uh... You should de-parch yourself or something I'm sorry? You should de-parch yourself De-PARCH I was unaware of the wordage you were implementing, but now i can do this. The best podcast in the universe! Adios mofo. Dvorak dot org slash N A.