1:20:38 Yeah, if it was an Antifa guy you probably would. Immediately! But Antifa doesn't get de-platformed Alright let's thank our executive producers and associate executive producers for episode 1315 And we start with... Hey, we start with SirHeyIdiot SirHeyIdiot131415 Woah! I thought of actually promoting that idea in the newsletter, and I never did. But he just came up with it. Intuitively! Intuitively! Yeah. Beautiful And he'll be a member of the 1315 club Yes, he will. And then he starts off with all caps, APPARENTLY... I sent my donation for episode 13 about 3-1314 So about thirteen seconds too late to make the cut
1:21:36 So I just donated an additional amount, the total amount to 1315.17 to join the 1315 club original notes and something about this being in celebration of the inauguration and now being qualified for the title of Viscount no jingles, no karma bye he writes PS No need read the following Okay. I was looking for his original email because i don't think it came through, but he had a number of... He wanted you to toss in some money!
1:22:17 Like 35 cents or something that seems to all have gone now and there was also but he had a number of domain names Which is forwarding which were funny, but that it's not in the email. I'll look for it will move on his PS anyway All right well thanks sir. Thank you sir hey idiot and and wait does he gets uh? His title is upgraded today Yeah, hopefully my count yes okay We got that he's on the list Matt in Bellevue Washington three four five four three ITM, de-douching is necessary for me. You've been de-douched! Get ready for the other button. Mmhmm. Shout out to my douchebag friend Ben. Douchebag! For hitting in the mouth. Happy birthday to two of my human resources Charlotte and Evelyn and a little goat karma from my smoking hot wife
1:23:06 Matt. You've got... Yeah, his wife's not Matt. His wife is not Matt. Sorry I jumped early on the goat Anonymous in Rockshaw North Carolina 34315 please credit this to my anonymous sir son of the fort Episode 313 for his Ides of March B-Day. That's 315, I don't think he is on the birthday list. You know what? I was just about to look... That's 315 for episode 131 5 no jingles no Rogan No Karma but R2D2 cracks me up
1:23:50 So sir son of the fort and also that the credits going to him as well Correct. Okay, yeah change that as well That can work sir son of the Fort. Yeah, I'll make sure he's on the birthday list you've got He also just just to say says shout out to his wonderful human resources and his keeper So make sure you get that in there. What's R2D2 cracks me up? Well, that was that said R2-D2 karma jingle that someone sent it Oh okay I'm just...I can't keep up Shauna Benson in Smithville Texas 333 33 donation and honor of douchebag Jason Bailey oh hit me in the mouth and may is one of my best friends one of the most honest sincere people you could ever meet
1:24:48 Has met with a great loss and I want to wish him peace. Love you my friend." Very nice, okay that's nice but was i supposed to douchebag him? Because...I don't know it means in the color but I don't think so No he didn't feel like... He is just an abeyance as a douchebag Yeah! You got to call for we need to know when pull the trigger We're not gonna just do it Ross E is bad vibes. Ross Easterling in New Brownfells, Texas again 333 33 slowly I turned so I got a grill master
1:25:30 or grill broiler, or whatever the brand is. And they have a clone of the old... New Bronsville used to make these great barbecues especially the Hondo side burner dynamite product and it cooked like a champ it was just that easy to control this thing I can't cook with this no good! And its'a new one? Yeah, I just got it for my birthday last year or something. It's junk! And I love this brand for their smaller grills but this thing doesn't work and it's a big... And they're from New Braunfels? No no, I'm bitching about them slowly because New Braunfels used to have the new Braunfels grills
1:26:14 And they were fabulous. So every time I see the name New Braunfels, I get irked! Oh it's triggering? Okay... Alright. It's triggering me. Alright New Braunfels you're not allowed to donate anymore No you can keep donating Anyway he goes on no jingles no karma i would like to know which of you does the best Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation I don't do a good one. No one does. Did Arnold just get out of reprogramming camp or is this the virtual signal to protect the new kindergarten cop movie Yeah, I mean new kindergarten cop movie. Maybe yeah, I have no idea don't do it But I don't do it either is you know that's what everyone does in Arnold Schwarzenegger and they all suck yeah, I agree Yeah, it's just kind of sad so I'm sorry. I don't know I'd miss Arnold. Yeah, I don't do a Scott Hopper and Brownsburg Indiana 333 33 Hi John and Adam. I was hitting the mouth by somebody on reddit of all places in March You kept me
1:27:13 A sane sense then, after listening to Sunday's show my smoking hot wife asked me if I've donated yet. I said no to which she replied so you're still a douchebag? I knew then what i had to do obviously now I need a de-douching please John stay safe You've been dedouched He also wants Biden the whole load Obama you could die that's true Fauci wheeze I'm gonna give you the whole load today you might die for us Was there a karma to go with that? I don't think so, right. I didn't say but I'd say this The you might die follow we're all gonna fall by we're all gonna die Yeah is a nice combo Okay Let's listen to it again because the I was too busy riding the levels I'm gonna give me the whole load today You might
1:28:05 I'm gonna die! Followed by Fauci's wheeze. It was a very funny combination, I liked it. Good work Scott Grant Armistead in Charlotte North Carolina Note contribution details emailed to John at Dvorak dot com Well you know he is not going to get there because its dvorak dot org I didn't receive an email from him either Dvorak dot com goes to nowhere Debbie L. Hefferich in Spring, Texas 330 a lot of Texans today
1:28:42 I have shamefully been listening in the shadow so i've decided to pay up. Thank you for my sanity over the last year, I've thoroughly enjoyed the laughs and spats with my weekly dose of news looking forward to another exceptional year of entertainment and news love all those jingles." And then she wants you to play your favorite it's the editor of The New York Times what's her name? Jill Abrams That's my favorite for today. Sir Nathan Lee in Boston, Massachusetts 333 and no pennies ITM bot fathers, bot pod fathers both. Hey guys! Shout out to my obviously better half future Dame JJ for which this donation she's now officially recognized as Dame Esquire JJ 666 babe anyways no jingles three unique job karmas one for version Adam one for John C version and one for all the independent crafts people try trying ta make it out there T Y F Y C
1:29:42 A Bad Robot Daycare is a pair of EPs by Nathan Lee and his Deep State. They're built to be listened to together, first the version American is known as the version Adam to N-A-Fam, the second Japanese ver... I feel like I'm a Navajo code talker. You're doing well! The second Japanese version is known as the John C. Version, that's the black light one with the lucky in Japan eighth track please link them to links inaugurated now 33 days ago my first professional release after 22 years of music during rare December 2020 Saturn Jupiter conjunction a bad robot daycare Sir Nathan Lee read 33 red 30
1:30:27 Wow, wow. Whatever that was I'm not sure maybe he meant something like this Skybird this is dropkick with a red dash alpha message in two parts no Maybe. Sir Red Beard in Spring, Texas 333. Sir Red Beard here! This donation puts me over the top for the upgrade to Baronet. Last year I asked for a moving car when we moved from Houston to Glasgow. This year it seems that Fortune 50 company I have been with for 23 years has invited me to seek alternative means of employment
1:31:08 No jingles, but I asked for moving and TPP job karma as the family and I make the move from Glasgow to Denver. Wow nice poor guy all right you need some yeah TPP You've got karma. TPP? Christoph, a Lubanao in Cyprus Texas $300 and 36 cents Where's cypress I don't know Hmm. Happy birthday there smoking hot wife Melissa from your birth from your hubby and three kiddos You're the most amazing partner one could ever wish for I truly appreciate all the things you do every day to keep our family and me on track You have made me a better person that filled my life with countless memories enjoys keep it up I've been trying to pull her into the no agenda family for 10 years Is this a performance review or love notes?