1:37:04 We have more note. Okay, the only time I've ever he says no jingles The only time I've ever met anyone else who listened to the Noah gender show is when I went to a very cold Delray Beach meetup I can get one of those deep State University sweatshirts. I'm sure I'll meet more in a show listeners if you can get yeah, I think No agenda shop has them for sale now that's a great great university I've got to have one and i like to gift them out for Christmas too. First time, I listened to the NA show was by accident. I was just starting to listen to podcasts and I don't know how I clicked on that show but I kept wondering who the heck is this Noah named Noagenda? Who's this no agenda guy
1:37:53 Thanks for doing this show. Don't stop give it all you got, okay? All right here you go jobs Jobs and jobs let's vote Karma Onward with Sir Henry of Flowerfield 366 he said check in a note to the right He's an Austin by the way Austin Texas mm-hmm My donation $1 a day for the last year This year you get an extra little extra three six six your deconstruction is the only thing I need to listen to no jingles No, karma. Thanks sir Henry of flower field Thank You sir Austin Texas Thank You sir see at the next meetup fleet Larson's next on the list with 350 dollars from Bettendorf Iowa and he writes in a normal fashion
1:38:44 This is a special donation for our friend Ron. We are small group of producers from the Quad Cities in Iowa and Illinois who used to see each other often and have kept in touch for years with daily texts about the show! After the Wuhan flu and quarantine, we started the habit of video conferencing as a group almost every Friday night and it's been great to discuss this show within our group Ron I can just imagine Ron has elected to take an early Maybe I should come in one of these zoom conference calls with when you guys and I can answer questions. No, there's a lot That's what I'm that's not in the note. That's what I'm suggesting Yeah You know it's gonna happen now you get at about 20 emails saying the following you should join our Jitsi meeting
1:39:28 Yeah, that's not good. I'm probably not going to do any of it so don't get your hopes up It's just hot air people! It's hot air...it's totally hot air He's lying!! I'd like to do it My heart is in the right place Anyway he continues saying he's apparently donating this is for Ron He's apparently donated enough to be a knight, but has little staking. He just hasn't not he's not staked his claim Ron is elected to take oh I'm sorry nonetheless our group would like to help Ron start his retirement off right with little donation toward His baronet status since in retirement he may not always be able to afford his own mutton and meat Ron will have to claim his own title for his knighthood But for now our group is going to refer to him as Sir Ron the oriental drummer
1:40:13 Let's put him on the list. You want to put him on? Okay, we can do that so... He can change it later if he's not going to take enough effort to make it in the first place. Yeah This is from his group His groups calling giving him a... Okay So it'll be Ron and he will become Sir Ron of what? The Oriental... Sir Ron The Oriental Drummer Apparently he has one of those big giant drums he pounds while wearing a loincloth That's my image Oh thats hot Okay, he's on the list. You're on a shout-out from our group and a little goat karma for his great retirement you've got I'll take this one we got Adam Ziegler from Rock Island Illinois D douche me pod fathers Holy crap have been a listener for 10 years This is my first donation well
1:41:10 That's fine. First, last doesn't matter finally enough value for you we appreciate it I was hit in the mouth by producer C Mike in Kansas City It did not take much for him to convince me that no agenda is the best podcasting universe Took me a few months before I became a regular listener, but I've been along for the amygdala-shrinking ride ever since. C Mike needs to be called out as a douchebag! As a douchebag! DOUCHEBAG! I even gave him fair warning something might be coming Also it's not a competition But let it be known that I have more human resources than C Mike does Yes, C Mike has...I think nine children so love to know what your tally is Adam
1:41:52 Others I have hit in the mouth that also need to be called out as a douchebag. So here we go, he's quite a list! Frank the well-dressed arms dealer, Jacob the integralist international composer, Drew the savage strongman and Riley the tactical, maniacal beekeeper. And Matt just Matt. He doesn't get a fancy name because he doesn't listen enough to the show No karma needed, but I do have some jingle requests. Don't eat me Bojydin living the mac and cheese life Goat scream today August 30th is my 40th birthday a show day and a great time to donate 333 33 thanks special Thanks to my smoking hot beautiful bride and wonderful crazy human resources. I love you all so much Alright this note is long enough We need to get back to doing the work loving light your brother Adam of Rock Island Illinois kilo Delta 9 alpha India echo 73 from Kilo 5 Alpha Charlie Charlie
1:42:51 Don't eat me, Bojied and you're scary. So scary! Living the Mac & Cheese Life Mac & Cheese You've got... Karma Dame Gss$G Money Dame G Money G-Money Hey, Jamani Jamani 333 33 in Dallas Dallas Texas Uh, jingle Sharpton song getting lunch at Chipotle. ITM John and Adam love your work long time since i donated so please dedouche me Oh you got it G-Money That's a bit that long! That's a bit that long G-Money She felt it was too long Yeah...I guess I donated so please de- Okay I also give a shout out to Sir Cal of Lavender Blossoms His CBD solve is magic It truly is
1:43:47 and donating is love. He's getting lunch at Chipotle. The tortise in the race, Kim Kardashian, Sigourney Weaver, Russia, R-E-S-P-I-C-T They're all jitty! R-E-S-P-I-C-T There is no real conflict! Resist! We munch! Resist! We munch We must and we will much about That Be committed that's the only one we have it's a little long, but we don't have that many jingles today So there you go. It's a fun like the G money. We love you Thank you Okay now yet another long note from Joel Selavich in Revere Massachusetts $333 13 cents in the morning first time donor
1:44:51 I'm a procrastinator by nature, but this donation should have been done a long time ago. I bought the money order and didn't send it right away and it generated a streak of bad luck! Oh noes! Including my water heater rupturing, flooding my place, stepping on my favorite sunglasses... And just last night while cleaning up after a crazy storm I caught, it is handwritten. I caught a branch in the head giving me first order black eye. Who knows? Well first ever black eye please de-douche me! Yeah you bet! You've been de-douched. Before i continue my streak of bad luck thanks for all you guys do its worth more than I can afford. I am in desperate need for some super sized shot of goat karma to cover one
1:45:45 My first human resource due at the end of October. Two, becoming a 46 year old father first kid Hey, hang in there. I always say hang in there And three a streak of good luck to help me somehow afford this new chapter in my life Please and it works out please inform all the good producers and fence sitters to become parents Our current crop of people are failing Good people make more good people now get out here and bet or give the full load. I haven't hit my Oh, I haven't hit me fumando expose caliente in being been due to slight language barriers But I will get her soon as she has his wife in the mouth. Thanks for everything Joe Selvidge Revere Massachusetts on oh one last thing all MA producers vote dr. Shiva And
1:46:46 Hold on a second. I had one for him. Massachusetts producers not NA hold on a second So give me the whole load today at least give him that there's something else we needed to do Yeah, you wanted some goat karma the goat karma. That's what I was waiting. You've got By the way Adam Adam of Rock Island 10 human resources 10 Wow yeah They call him the womb raider. I want to skip back to last week before we go into dirty dick bangs, DC. Yeah and this is our $828.55. This is on the list that Eric sent donation that we had no note for and so she writes in obviously I sent email to wrong address a request for Trump's okay she wants
1:47:52 This is the 828 donation, it's a lot of money. She wants the Trumps arouse China A-hole and it's true for jingles I would like my donation of $828.55 credit to my smoking hot hubby Danny Carroll not only this his 55th birthday on 828 I think that's on...I think he's on the list But this donation will also bring him to the roundtable. I couldn't think of a better gift, he never asked for anything and in my life with him he's always been my knight." So what better gift than make it official? I'm requesting that from henceforth he'd be known as Sir Danny Surveyor of the South Pointe Knight Of The River Hog
1:48:32 H-A-W-G. Please bring yummy buns to the table, roundtable. Yummy buns whatever that is. Now is he on the list for today? I believe so right? I don't know take a check Check and this special request for Trump's Iraq. Okay, Trump aroused China assholes to thank you for the continued shrinking of the amygdalas Deanna Carol future Dame of the best podcast in universe and that she has some other accounting for that And what would his name? I'm sorry. I'm in a different screen now. It's fine Now I got it back enough to figure it out
1:49:08 Night night night. He wants you because he'd be known as sir Danny Yeah surveyor of the South Point yeah got him on the list and I have the yummy buns And I also have what you requested was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused But we got it around Hey come on yes You've got Karma. The Swamp. Thank you for all you do, the sanity you provide is priceless I got three callouts and a karma request Team ABC Archer Campbell bangs age 3 loves goat screams Barrett Alexander Alexander bangs age 4 loves the drone sound effect Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on I can't go that fast here we go here's this drone sound effect
1:50:10 There you go. Sounds like a swarm of bees and Colton Reed bangs age 16 months no clue what he likes he can't talk so how about another goat scream? Now for daddy big need big sales karma I'm in the process of protecting our military from themselves ie the Chinese and Need big sale Karma to get my customers to make a big purchase. Unfortunately, I'm up against Against the largest solution integrators In the world Let's see who do you think that might be Microsoft Oracle? Booz Allen
1:50:55 Who would rather melt DOD budgets, these big moneys? Who would rather melt the budgets with free open source solutions that could be IBM too. They're a big open source. Yeah well they're trying to hijack Linux for sure. Yep with open sourced solution that require thousands of bodies and maintain solutions that never work now that sounds like IBM Just ask the guys who put together that Obamacare website. That was, that was... For all of our military folks listening who might someday have purchasing power for our DoD buy proprietary software not open source quote-unquote free solutions when you think of free open source software ask yourself like a free like a puppy or free like a beer? Remember puppies poop pee destroy things need costly vet
1:51:47 Vet visits have to eat So is free free? One more time. Yes, I'm asking twice big sales karma Please if I add forget this deal you'll be making jingles about me That means he's gonna become a dude Big if because I've got aforementioned see CLS our own DOD stupidity and my company screwing me all the way up All getting in the way. I'm sorry, can't read today but hopefully KarmaWorks already helped me get a new aforementioned House my mother beat cancer and provides us three human resources karma's work so far your beloved Baron dirty dick bangs of DC PS I'm not one of those nice parents who donates in their kids names No one gives you anything in life. You take it that most important lesson life is what my kids get instead of peerage All right, well, I am hoping that you get a big-ass sale out of this So I'm gonna throw on the goat for the sales karma. You've got
1:52:50 And I'll take Sir Herco of the papal fiefdom of Utrecht in The Netherlands 333. In the morning John Adam will keep it short and simple as my self-perceived witty writing in my first note caused John to butcher it. Despite missing my jobs karma, jingles and de-douching as an instantite... ...I was laughing out loud about the consequences of the cold read of me trying to be smart I've been wearing my night ring with pride since then, of course. A new donation was already overdue so when i took my kids to an indoor skydiving center And I got the helmet with number 333. It was a sign from the heavens! The local slave administration tells me I turned half-a century old last Friday, 28th of August. Doesn't match the quarter century Adonis I see in my mirror every morning... Even so as i just missed the other Thursday show can I get on the birthday list in arrears?
1:53:46 As my Jobs Karma was missed on my first donation and only indirectly restored, some fresh new dealer's choice Jobs Karma would be very welcome. Keep up the good work! Thank you for your courage, jingles, juice amazing see something say something and yes we will up that job that jobs karma for you with the Jobs Karma we know is guaranteed to work. Oh my gosh can you see that juice? It's amazing! Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! Yeah! Karma.
1:54:38 First things first, I was unfired last week. I'm now out of the Schrodinger's cat-like existence of being stuck in a Saudi Arabia shaped box while simultaneously being fired and not fired! There's a few people out there that will get that. Yes, they will. They're quite funny, quite funny or very intelligent. So thanks to the NOA Agenda Collective for all the jobs karma and stuff works people! That said we're all expecting that it'll be fired again come October so I'm pretty sure I'll be leaving contract at the end of the year and humbly request a bit more of that juicy jobs karma as now i definitely need to look for real jobs. I've been quietly submitting applications for a few months now
1:55:17 Honestly, other than returning to Dame Melody and Elisabella... Isabella. And Isabella the dames are lovable mongrel rusty I've not been that keen on returning to the land of my birth everything just seems so insane back there right now I'd prefer to bring my family to the kingdom where we only have to worry about the occasional celebratory wedding gunfire and rogue Iranian missiles or Houthi explosive drones flying by. But as they say, big sky little bullet! That's funny. Is that what they say in the UAE? Hmm, I get the joke yeah I mean I get that I can see where this is saying because these guys you know They have a wedding to shoot all these guns in the air Yeah And bullets couldn't come down and kill people Yes Unfortunately I have no agenda show to counter the media narrative and bring me to a sense of calm and peace That means he can come back without worrying about it Three cheers for No Agenda hip-hip hooray hip-hip hooray hip-hip hooray! Hip-hip hooray from us A goat karma for you and the ladies
1:56:18 You've got karma Surveilled in FEMA region 4 in Palmetto, Florida is $300 and he wants to say has been upgraded To Baron do very nice title change coming up Congratulations. Thank you should dude named Daniels our first associate executive producer want to thank all these people by the way for you This is a pretty good list. It's a very good Arlington, Virginia 275 75 I'm knight of the infinite forgotten wisdom your humble Noah Jenna meetups admin here. He's our guy who does the website The meetups, meetups.com website. NoagenaMeetups.com I would like to thank all the wonderful producers on no agenda meetups who helped chip in to cover the renewal costs for our domain and hosting and who made this donation possible Thank you for the excellent media assassination twice a week on Thursdays That is so... And sir dude named Daniel This is gratuitous karma from us We appreciate it You've got karma
1:57:20 In the morning, John and Adam. Please do a birthday shout out to my smoking hot ex-husband Rob Lee Hall who turned 60 on the first despite the fact that I'm very mad at him and we live apart We have managed to stay best friends and have great sex and listen to no agenda together We have stayed mostly sane while living here in North Carolina under comrade Cooper's tyrannical reign please say a big F you Cooper For us, and thanks you for all that you do. F you Cooper! Sir Ed Boutelier in Hesperia, California. $250 and he has the nicest note! Keep up the great work! Sabrina Coddington $200 from Kailua-Kona Hawaii Aloha Kakahiaka John Adam Two years ago my husband Chris Coddington donated two hundred dollars to your show in hopes for some medical healing baby karma and
1:58:22 Today, our son Emmett turns two and is doing so well after many reconstructive surgeries. This is good news! Happy birthday sweetheart this donation of $200 will officially remove me from the list of being a super douchey bag lady I often listen to the show before my husband gets to it and that irritates him he smacked me across the mouth and I am hooked For our son's birthday, we will be celebrating despite our mayor's new 10-people only rule inside or outside of the home. Family and friends on neighboring islands tell us that the fine on Maui for not wearing a mask at the beach is $5,000 with freeways and tunnels on Oahu being shut down
1:59:06 and used as COVID testing sites in and out of the city. I can't help but feel like our state officials want us to live like communist China! I'm officially a 12-gauge shotgun owner now, all right very good that's Joe Biden's weapon of choice for the women As a singer slash musician, I thankfully kept my weekly gig since the reopening of restaurants in May while releasing a couple of new songs. One in particular with rapper Atomar Shabazz called All Lives Matter It has gotten good feedback with only a couple of your racist comments! Anyway, I'm very proud of this project Thank you both for keeping me mostly sane as I take care of our three children homeschool and grow lots of fruits and vegetables In case the boats stop coming Now ya gotta think about that
1:59:50 My husband is a sexy man who works so hard to take care of us as a plumber often working long hours The kids and I love him more than he knows my favorite part of the day is hearing them all say daddy when his truck pulls into the driveway. Can I get a Pelosi jobs, jobs, jobs for our sons Tristan and Emmett as they frequently hear it being muttered under someone's breath while playing with their toy trucks? And don't eat me Bo Jiden for our daughter Reagan as she has been the bravest and best sport about doing online schooling helping take care of her brother. She enjoys parodies of Joe Biden
2:00:28 P.S., John, I'll never forget you calling me a hottie after seeing my music pamphlet in the gift box my husband mailed to you from Hawaii! I was postpartum and felt fat! It made me laugh and cry good tears at the same time." Do you see the impact? You see how we change people's lives? John, you should be very proud of yourself. That's Sabrina Barron then The Coddingtons thank you very much Of course We've Got That For You Don't eat me, Bojied and you're scary. So scary! Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! You thought karma I noticed a trend there's a lot of people are a lot of sexed up on the donations today yeah it's time of year yes i mean as the time is obviously a reflection of the baby
2:01:18 It must be people that have been screwing nine months ago to an extreme. The birthday list today is out of control! Yeah, yeah I don't know if they're fresh babies but yeah... Okay onward with the anonymous donation of 200 bucks please keep me anonymous okay we did it you guys rock your show is spreading like wildfire amongst my military veteran buddies all right We have our older parents listening now too Well, you're in a group of well-wishers. That's pretty good We have people are right and say oh yeah keep in people in the mouth nobody cares This is hell of a show more date donations later as able all right Thank You and later it later is able later is able to see the buddies thank you to your buddies and the buddy's parents All those here all are welcome Michelle freely Friedland in Durham North Carolina
2:02:15 200 bucks. Donation in honor of my handsome hubby Darren Friedline whose birthday is the 31st this is also a de-douching for him and myself you've been dedouched I want to call out Chad As a douchebag, he needs to step up and pay up. Douchebag! Jobs karma for my son Keep up the great work Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs Let's vote for jobs karma. Sir David C Pugh in Massillon, Ohio 200 he's our last donor for today's executive producer associate executive producer segment
2:03:03 Had a great time at the Northeast Ohio meetup. Connie is a douchebag, and we're pretty sure that Sparky's a spook. Sure! Any meet up over 10 people there's a spook. There's a spook for sure. There's always one... And they check in to just check in you know? Checking to see what the deal is. And they're just as valid as part of Gitmo Nation I mean the spooks believe us too And they're always around, just checking. Just checking in? They don't want things to get out of control. Make sure you're on message! Yeah... Can I get a jobs comment from my wife Amy? Thanks or Dave Pugh. Can you imagine the spooks that go to the meetups come back and say well
2:03:45 I could do some bad news sir. It looks like everything's on track They have the right messaging, but the goat thing is very concerning where we're worried about We don't quite understand it might be code for something you need to keep going to these meetups jobs Jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs And we have that And I believe we have a meetup reports from the Midlands later in our second segment. You know, when you go to City Council meeting is always one of them there too it's always funny. Oh spooks yeah they're just... Of course! Thank you but the problem is they still don't blend in and I think they do it on purpose but nobody else notices it but you notice that I noticed people who are kind of have a clue notice it
2:04:32 But apparently nobody else notices. Most people's view is pretty much the area that surrounds the palm of their hand, no one else is looking around much these days that seems to be the general gaze direction and thank you all our executive producers and associate executive producers darn good list today actually thank you so much it helps a lot that kind of support is part of our value for value methodology our philosophy and the network system You get out of this show what you put into Everybody is supporting it one way or the other with clips, with artwork, with information boots on the ground and finances when you can. And whatever you think it's worth just translate that into numbers and send it off to us You can do that at devorak.org slash N-A And we'll be thanking more people later on and I guess your up to speed on pretty much everything Our formula is this We go out, we hit people in the mouth Woosh!