02:21 Oh man. Oh shit. Hey, memo to self, let's not get stuck in Alcatraz. That sucks. Oh boy. Hey, did you see our president last night? No, I missed him. Was he in town? No. Yeah. Do you know that Obama has done more primetime speeches to the public in six months than George Bush did in eight years. The President is very rarely doing them at all. I mean, he does, you know, you do one about one every couple years when something's important, but Obama's putting himself on TV over and over again and the thing is apparently this last time when he gave his health care speech
03:03 the networks are getting reluctant to put him on. Yeah, except this time they had no reluctance whatsoever and of course I also received an email from our president yesterday after, yeah was it yesterday morning? I like that you're on his email list. Yeah, well I'm one of the rare few. Well check this out because of course this is the, you know, the from is President Barack Obama and the actual email address is info at messages dot white house dot gov uh... but this it was a very interesting uh... salutation as he starts off by saying dear friend which i just find some of your friends somehow insulting i mean i'm a i'm a citizen you know dear american or dear fellow american fellow fellow citizen of gitmo nation you know and of course uh... the title of the email is tune in henna
03:58 As you read this, we are closer than ever to passing comprehensive health insurance reform that benefits American families and small businesses. Despite all the back and forth in the news right now, it's important to understand just how far we've come in this challenging process. That's why I'm holding a press conference tonight at 8 p.m. Eastern Time and writing to let everyone know where we are, what's ahead, and why health insurance reform is so important. So I was lucky enough to be able to be home at 5, get my Nation West time to actually tune in. And hold on one second, are you leaving Ben? No? Alright. And I actually fell asleep during the first half of the year. I was so tired. I'm lying on the couch. That's the danger. And I'm sitting there like... What is it that you somehow got transferred into your brain during these moments of sleep? I don't know. And what was he planting in my subconscious while I was drifting off into sleep? I couldn't understand a word of what he was saying, dude. It was literally like, uh-huh.
04:58 Of what? And it was one of these typical news conferences that he does where he comes out and now of course he's smart, he's reading the teleprompter that's right in the middle of the room. It's a huge LCD screen, you can actually see it in a couple of the shots later on. And watching it in HD is phenomenal because you literally see the screen reflecting in his iris. And you see his eyes darting back and forth. They do because the letters are too white or something like that. Literally you can see the reflection in his eyes. And you see him reading because the shot is reasonably close up.
05:35 And then he does his little introductory thing. And then he takes 11 or 12 questions, which are all pre-processed, pre-set up. He knows exactly who he's going to call on. He knows where they're sitting. And of course, Helen is there. Now, she's almost like a... She's rocking back and forth like Bill Gates these days. She's like sitting in the front row going like, he'll never call on me. He'll never call on me. And what was interesting to see how, you know, and you really recognize how this thing is so set up, Today, so that would have been tomorrow for yesterday's news conference, the president is visiting the Cleveland Clinic, I guess? Is it, what's the name of the famous clinic in Cleveland?
06:14 I don't know. Oh, there's some, okay, well there's some Cleveland Clinic. Not the Mayo, is it? No, no, no. That's Minneapolis. That's Minneapolis, yeah. So I guess the Cleveland Clinic is in on the game. And so he calls on the guy from the Cleveland Real Insider. Like, duh! You know, what a setup is that? It's like, okay, I get it. You know, call on that guy, get it all prepped for tomorrow. And it was just it was weird. It was really a very weird press conference He also slipped a couple times on his answers instead of saying we said we saved or created jobs It's like we saved and created jobs. I'm like no you didn't
06:55 You know, last time I checked, we're still losing jobs. Yeah, I don't see where there's any created. Which reminds me... Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! Nancy Pelosi, so I took that clip and I realized there was something missing from it. That was a bunch of kids. Yes, exactly. It's perfect. I love it Because when you sent me the clip I'm like, okay, it'd be the jobs clip and they heard the kids at the end I'm like, yeah nice So, the only thing I could really do, and I've spent the past couple days doing this, is I just went ahead and tried to read this bill that they're talking about, this health care reform bill. And it's, well, I'm not a lawyer.