Topic: Pigmentation

Satirist Josh Seider produced a video parodying identity politics by claiming to be "trans-pigmented." In the bit, he identifies as a Black man despite being "assigned white at birth" and accuses a Dollar Tree cashier of "dead skinning" him. The satire targets the tropes of TikTok creators like Lily Tino, who frequently film themselves claiming to feel "unsafe" after being misgendered in public spaces.

Dutch paint manufacturer Akzo Nobel reports a critical shortage of ingredients needed to produce certain shades of blue. The CEO cites "complete chaos" in the global supply chain as the cause for the manufacturing delays.

Further examination of the Latisse (bimatoprost) commercial reveals warnings about permanent brown iris pigmentation and itchy eyes. The hosts mock the absurdity of risking permanent eye color changes for longer eyelashes.