1:05:02 That's one of the great towns named in Southern California. 333 dot 34 First time donor, please de-douche me You've been de-douched No jingles no karma Please call out Alex and Ivan as douchebags Douchebag At least two of them. DOOSHKAG! Step up bros, been listening for years and the show has only gotten better Please do a random assortment- wait a minute Hold on a second You can't say NJNK And then say random assortments? And then ask for a random assortment of Sharpton Also honestly I don't really like the you choose something because if i had to choose I'd choose nothing I'd like to move on and thank the next person If you have a reason for it is great
1:05:55 Don't you think? I think we should make a new rule. Uh-oh, new rule ladies and gentlemen. New rule coming down the pipe We don't pick them anymore. We do our...we pick them throughout the show If you want a jingle be specific Yes And we'll play it It's also more challenging So even though he said NJNK I will give him some respect Oops Respect R E S P I C T There ya go! Respect for you sir Cory Ainsworth in Edgerton, Wisconsin. 333 dot 33 This is my first donation I've been a listener for six months since unfiltered ended
1:06:41 I know an unfiltered guy. Good. This show, which was the competitor to this show? I wouldn't say competitor. I think it was except the way it was done. It was different. They used our clips they used our bell they used our jingles they use a lot of our format wasn't a competitor. It was flattery. It was flattery. It was compared with the way Henry's hamburgers were to McDonald's And we're McDonald's now in that case? Yeah. I don't know if i like your analogy... I don't know, take the money and run! This show has become invaluable to my life so my tax return is helping me give back. Alright. Is that a bird going off that I'm hearing? I don't hear anything. You have helped my sanity and this super polarized always political culture additionally the crackpot theories oh it's birds outside my window
1:07:37 Additionally, the crackpot theories pushed me to do my own research on topics like global warming, sonic weapons OTG lifestyles and even the moon landing. Jeez! I recently read Dr Ted's book and Confessions of an Economic Hitman good those are two good books to read With those insights, I'm interested in what comes of the yellow vests and the Ebola in DRC. Thank you for all you provide." He does need a de-douching obviously. You've been de-douched! And he needs Jobs Karma and dogs are people too. Okay...and I don't really have an answer for you on this question? What comes with the yellow vests and the Ebola
1:08:25 In the DRC, but that's what we do. We track that stuff for you Jobs jobs and jobs He was asking you anything he was just making a rhetorical Comment that he is interested in what happens right? And I was just saying I don't have any answers Yeah, but he wasn't asking. Okay I'm sorry. Sorry for stepping out of bounds and by the way... I know but it sounds like you were lamenting the fact that you couldn't answer his questions. No! He asked me a question? I thought he axed a question Oh yeah did you thought he axed? Axed a question no Gretchen Wittig
1:09:13 333 we should use axe. ITM gents please dedouche me. Yes, it was the same thing on the last show yeah I noticed it's been way too long since I've donated please slam my buddy Paul and a lot of this too please slam my buddy Paul Wilson as a douchebag You know you are, he says. My plan is... Oh it's Gretchen saying this by the way It's even worse when a woman calls you out Really? I mean hello! Misogynist much? Yeah old man There was a number of studies What the heck The coastal just went by going the other way This is like three hours late
1:10:05 It's been too long since I've done a please send my buddy Paul My plan is to be a Dame by the three two meetup in Austin and I challenge you Oh, by the way that me that being Des Moines location has been changed again Again. It's no longer at the hall is now moved again No, I think it's at the hall. That was of change from last time Yeah, no agenda meetups calm as where the accurate information can be found. Yeah, apparently the guy in Des Moines Keeps changing his mind where he wants to do this thing I thought Mimi was in charge and told him what to do. She's not there, she's you know the guys roaming around town saying...I don't know have no idea all i know is she's irked about it. I love that an irked Mimi is a thing to beware of. The 3-2 meet up in Austin I challenge you to beat me to it Paul
1:10:59 I recently met a fellow listener, John on a plane to Memphis. It says plan but I'm going to say plane. And I'm gonna go ahead and call him out as a douchebag. DOUCHEBAG! Some random guy... Hey, hey! Douche- Here's what happened It was like, I met another guy on the plane to Memphis And hey that guy didn't donate either even though he listened So douchebag That makes sense The name would have been funnier Anyway, hope to see you both at the meetup for jingles like to hear about John's ants Love you mean it Gretchen. All right Gretchen Thank you very much for your support I got hands I Got hands Karma
1:11:58 I was subodh path or pathy in a metory Louisiana to 18. He'll be our first associate executive producer. Jiggle request Obama no, no, no, and little girl yayed don't eat me on the little girl yelling Don't Eat Me AOC Interesting. I tried watching CNN, Fox etc one evening and i could not stomach it that's why Adam watches it for you. I can't stomach it either. I think I should leave it to the N A E M Ds expert media deconstructionists look forward to the meetup in Austin Yes! It is going to be a great meetup I'm very excited about okay you know what? No no no
1:12:49 No, no, no. What? Listen... You're in my house drinking the booze! No, no, no. Okay, we've got Hernandez here and I'm looking at the email Jacob Hernandez in Kennewick Washington 218. I see no email from Hernandez regarding this donation so if you have something... And I do have a couple make goods to read in the second readings. Alexander... Oh anyways 218 from Kennewick Washington. Alexander Sulzberger 218 in Delaware or he's in Deutschland
1:13:43 Oh, no. This is our German producer from Ghana and who did send something in I may have printed it out Let's see if i have a list of printouts Of course those seem to have disappeared so I will go to the email appropriately souls burger We're going to the Squirrel Mail, people. Step back! Squirrel Mail in da house! When you need to find an email for a donation... Squirrel Mail has axed the quest! Hold on! You gotta wait for this, we gotta wait for this He's gonna find it! Will he find it? Will he find the donation email?! He may find it in his... ITM crackpot and buzzkill
1:14:40 After the recent email reply from John I need to take this 218 promo producership offer in the newsletter. He becomes an executive producer We did have a special offer for anyone who donated $218 to become executive producers in this show This offer ends tonight or tomorrow night tomorrow night no it ends at 19th sorry Tuesday night Offering a newsletter and to ask for a de douching of Okay. You've been de-douche'd! That's spent too long since I last donated and now you have a reason for this, I want to interject myself and say the reason he hasn't donate is because one of our Libjo buddies Greg had gone to Africa
1:15:30 I'm told this is a night here Alexander is. He's telling me, why are you donating to the no agenda show? Wait a minute! They had met each other at one of our meetings... Yeah they're my friends, the Libjo. Alright let's just back this up he was in Africa And he met you one of your Lib Joe journalists there was the lib Joe on vacation. Was he on assignment? I live Joe's an African Africanologist, oh He's all after he goes to Africa all the time. He's married to an African woman Oh, I know two guys like this and they go to Africa all the time and again brings art back. He's got a house full of probably a million dollars worth of African art
1:16:16 That New York Times does pays pretty well, I guess. He was never in the New York Times he's a professor he was going to go to the New York Times but his other the other lib Joe Powell I think personally this is just a guess I'm not gonna accuse anybody I think he killed he crude deal He undermined him? He backdoored and undermined him. This is my guess, well anyway but it serves him right because he goes to Africa and tells this guy not to donate to the show so he does it for a year then now he needs a deducing because he's back on board okay anyways I'll continue from there right It's been long since I've donated so long since also I asked for karma from my new born human resource Nadine who was born on February 12th
1:17:07 So we'll give her some karma. John, say hi to the mutual Libjo friend and university professor! I will. Adam congratulations on your upcoming marriage may the third time be the charm Thanks. You do not say that! That's not a nice thing to say, but thanks anyway! Hey go for fives! No! Guys no homo Mr DSC well he is one of your old listeners so that probably uh is appropriate then Uh he's our German producer in Ghana Ghana Jawohl Danke Alexander So give some uh Karma right?
1:17:49 You gave him the de-douching so give a little karma to the newborn. There you go, newborn karma! You've got... Karma Anyway Luckily none of these guys listen to the show except Soulsburg. The Lib Joes? The Lib Joes! They can't take it. Phone would be ringing off your hook. The Harris story that you brought up, just a quote from the book... That it would blow anyone's brains out. We had a number of people that took the 218 offer including subode and Jacob and Alexander, and now Jonathan Greenlee $218 these were all be promoted to Executive producer. That's right That was your special one you know I have to say and I understand why but I kind of miss your funny funny pictures
1:18:45 Well, here's... I'm gonna have to cut the funny pictures down to next-to-nothing. That's why only ran one humorous photo. The funny pictures at the end of the newsletter are largely responsible for the newsletter being sent to spam. Yeah, I was afraid of that. That's too bad isn't it? Thanks Google! We should really just have a rule. You want to subscribe to the newsletter, you just can't do it with the Gmail address." Well if I do the stats on it, about 75%-80% of all of the No Agenda listeners have a Gmail address. Which is why you probably shouldn't listen to my advice in the meeting. Alright back to Jonathan Greenlee 218. Drunk donation jingles Reverend Manning
1:19:40 Plus Mac again, Brandon. Plus mac and cheese plus AOC don't eat me Hillary Oh, no. It's AOC don't it? No he is drunk! He is drunk! So you give a Don't Eat Me AOC and two to the head fade into Yoko and fade out into karma as the sun sets That's a Shona money shot! Woo Jesus! Woo Lord look at that that's some money shot! Karen Conway in her money shot! Living the mac n' cheese life Mac N Cheese Don't eat me Hillary Clinton
1:20:25 You've got karma drunk or not I can roll him up Jeffrey Fields in San Marcos, Texas $218 now he I look to see if he has any since something and he has been the past sent his notes in via Email. Oh, maybe they got a list of it He just wants to be exact when he just got took advantage of the 218 and will become an executive producer Executive yeah as like your producer Yeah Next, another guy who didn't send a note. It appears... Let me just look him up real quick. Wait a minute wasn't there someone who sent war and peace?
1:21:12 No, that's later. Yeah no I'm just...I know there was some a very long donation note but it's not this one okay? No well Riley I don't have anything from him either he said Loomis is Richard Riley 218 now down to last donation is Dave or Dee Dee Dee Clegg and she wrote She wrote a card, she sent in a card with her horse Monty on the cover. Well it might not be her horse it's a cartoon Dear John and Adam she has very...she doesn't write in cursive but she's got just fabulous looking writing It looks like a font only its not Dear John and Adam I thank you for all that you do I have no doubt that No Agenda has kept me from losing my mind! I am grateful
1:22:02 I am Mrs. John Clegg of Sunset Beach and i know john has donated to the show, but not yet until now! I would like to be dedouched. You got it! You've been de-douched! I would also like to ask that this donation go towards John's knighthood and I'd like to thank him for all of the hard work to keep us afloat He created a job for himself and works every day. I'm also thankful for all the extra things he finds time to do, he's the best! Thanks again John and Adam. D. Clegg." There was a sweet note and that is what we like to see. That concludes our list of associate and executive producers for show
1:22:51 1113. Yeah, so we thank these folks for helping keeping this thing going So the way I read the rules of donation for this particular episode we have a nice list of executive producers and D Clegg will be our one associate executive producer as the 218 special combo deal got you an exact producership for this show in this show only yeah all right fantastic well we congratulate it does expire on the 19th so it's still possible People still send in okay if people still executive producership for the next show 20 11 14 excellent possible excellent well Thank you to our executive producers and our sole associate executive producer. It is it's the way our value-for-value network works It's how? Yeah, that's how we know you should look at what this show does for you What is it worth to you you send that into us end of story some people just do crazy things for the show I got it. I got a