Topic: Zero Tolerance Policy

Protesters organized over 700 demonstrations across the United States to oppose the Trump administration's zero-tolerance immigration policy and family separations at the border. The group MarchOn, which previously organized the Kids Against Guns march, led the "Families Belong Together" events. Critics argue the protests were moot because President Trump had already signed an executive order ending the separations two weeks prior.

The hosts announce a special "dual producership" offer for donors contributing $700 in honor of the upcoming 700th episode. They also read a letter from a parent whose five-year-old daughter was threatened with suspension for making a "finger gun" at school. The hosts compare the school's reaction to a video of President Obama using a similar gesture with a selfie stick.

A 14-year-old girl was reportedly arrested under child pornography laws for sending semi-nude photos to her boyfriend. This leads to a discussion on "zero tolerance" school policies, including a "no-touching" rule implemented after a student was injured in a physical altercation.